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I don't know where I am.

I don't know where I am.

Oh, fuck me!

ooooh

Master of a great cop, this poor son of a cur wishes to report the capture of

two prisoners which were found snooping outside the castle.

So is he, don't you?

Your pardon, Your Excellency, but may I remind you that this is not the richest

kingdom in the desert, and we are out of bullets.

Do we have any rope?

Yes, Your Highness.

Then hang them and quit interrupting me.

Yes, Your fucking Highness, as you wish.

But we're geologists and we have exciting news for you. We think there

may be oil on you.

Cut.

Tell me more about my boy.

Well, we're not sure.

You're not sure?

Well, yes, we are sure.

You're sure?

What you mean is we're 99% sure.

You're sure?

Yes, we're sure.

That means, once again, my king will be rich.

And I can quit playing with myself in the middle of this fucking desert.

I'm reasonably sure.

You sure?

Just where is my oil?

Well, we're not sure.

What do you mean you're not sure?

Well, what I mean to say is, we know it's there, but it's just a matter of

finding the right spot to dig it.

Ah, you clever Chinese.

You think it's a longer, I don't know where the oil is.

The longer I'll keep you alive.

Well, you're right.

We're not Chinese.

We're Americans.

Well, then, my love.

Well, present me with giving.

I'm going to present you a gift.

Any one of my dancing girls.

Take your pick.

She'll be yours to do it.

As you wish.

Cut.

Oh, I couldn't. I'm not that kind of a boy.

Would you care for one of the guards, maybe?

No.

To refute the presence of the Maharajas to court certain death.

Well, if you insist, I'll take one of the girls, please.

I love you, little lady, don't you? Hmm, what's your name?

Hello, Mrs. J.

Pretty Bone.

Pretty Bone you are, and Pretty Bone you have.

I like you. Ooh, I like you, too.

Hmm.

Thank you, thank

you.

Let me try.

All right, I'm here.

I'm here to watch out for you.

Men are terrible sometimes.

It'll be okay.

I'll make sure that you're not hurt.

Thank you.

So beautiful.

These Americans are funny. They give their women such freedom.

You're right.

You know, Bharata, we are not part of the Maharaja's harem. We can fuck over

that fear of retribution.

Right again in here.

We are the Maharaja's personal part.

I may kill him just for the fun of it.

You know you've got a lot of money, huh?

You got it?

Yeah, yeah.

Show her what you really want.

Dad?

I want to follow you. Enjoy it.

Thank you.

Fuck me, please.

Fuck me

Please.

Oh.

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Oh.

You know we don't have to be confident.

This is very well not.

of fame that we do.

We don't see it. We don't observe it. We don't perceive it.

Thank you.

in the third dimension.

That is not a thing that we do.

We don't see it. We don't observe it. We don't perceive it.

in the third dimension.

That is not a thing that we do.

We don't see it. We don't observe it. We don't perceive it.

That's not a thing.

How are you?