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We don't ignore trash lying on the street...

...so why would we tolerate a speck of dust in our eye?

Shoot him!

No... No... NOOO!

-[GUNSHOT BOOMS] -[SOUL-CRUSHING SCREAM]

[REPORTER REPORTING IN MEXICAN]

Following the mysterious disappearance of Ramesh, the star reporter at...

...'Hingadre Henge' newspaper, a case that has stunned the nation...

[REPORTER REPORTING IN JAPANESE]

Shocking reports claim that the 'Big Brothers' David and D’souza...

butchered Ramesh in their warehouse. The rumor is spreading like a wildfire!

[REPORTER REPORTING IN ARABIC]

The final verdict on this bloody, high-profile scandal,

is due to be delivered the day after tomorrow in high court.

The disappearance of Ramesh the journalist from 'Hingadre Henge' newspaper which-- -'ಹಿಂಗಾದ್ರೆ ಹೆಂಗೆ' ಪತ್ರಿಕೆಯ ಪತ್ರಕರ್ತ ರಮೇಶ ನಾಪತ್ತೆ ಅದಕ್ಕೆ..

We need to wait and see what destiny holds for the Big Brothers.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[LKB]

" [VOCALIZING] "

[IN UNISON] I’m coming too!

I myself will come.

That idiot gambled and lost a fortune on cashews in Africa...

...then had the audacity to borrow ten million from me!

He told me to fly to India to collect it. That was ten years ago!

Umbrella is not allowed.

Why?!

Weapons not allowed.

Is it clear?

Come.

-Is this a bloody weapon?! Move aside.

Follow me.

I’ve forgotten my own mother tongue and become more Kannadiga than the locals!

Come.

A new brother joins our beloved Karnataka family!

Namaskara, big man!

What’s the matter?

It’s got thorns, dangerous stuff you know!

He can't even light a matchstick!

Bro... he wants to meet the "Bhai."

Wait, so he's not the Big Boss?

Then who on earth is the Bhai?

The Bhai isn't some flower...

...he’s a freaking forest fire!

" Oh, dazed and confused in Karwar... "

" Right next door to Honnavar! "

" Oh, dazed and confused in Karwar... " " Right next door to Honnavar! "

" Come see the unique breed living in Bengaluru "

" Gold mines of Kolar "

" The brave soil of Dharwad "

" Gold mines of Kolar " " The brave soil of Dharwad "

" Watch the local boys play high-stakes politics in Bellary "

" Watch the local boys play high-stakes politics in Bellary "

" All dazed and confused... " " Dazed and confused in Karwar! "

[LAUGHS] What a voice! Pure gold!

Consider 10,000 rupees of your debt cleared just for that performance!

But Boss! Someone else stole your ten million!

Why am I the one being tortured and kidnapped?

You’re the guarantor, buddy. His debt is your debt.

At 10k a song, how am I ever supposed to pay back ten million?

I'm a very patient man.

Just show up. Sing a song. And leave.

I'm not exactly a jukebox, Boss.

I’ll come back and audition next week!

[CHUCKLES] Boss! Salutations, Boss!

Wait... he's not the Boss either?

Then who is it, for god's sake?

Are you the real Boss?

Or is there a Final Boss waiting behind that door?

It’s me... the one, the only, the masterpiece!

- [GIGGLES] - 'Pint' Padmaraj!

My respect, Boss! [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

- Why are you here? - [Stuttering] Well... it’s... it's a long story...

[UGLY SOBBING]

Because of this guy, my life is a total wreck.

I owe everyone in town. I’m scared to even show my face.

I’m so broke, I can’t even afford the poison to end my misery!

Boss, the stress is killing me.

Land in Vijayanagara.

Bungalow in Sadashiva nagar

...the Jaynagar complex...

All gone! Poof!

And he is the sole reason for my financial suicide.

I want him to pay... I want him to suffer!

Cut the drama and get to the point.

How much does he owe you?

One million. And you?

- Twenty! - Million?

No, rupees. Just twenty rupees!

For twenty rupees, you spent hundreds of thousands on hitmen?

I’d spend millions...

...to recover a single rupee, even if I have to hunt him down in America.

It’s the principle! And you?

I definitely wouldn't be that stupid!

Spending is out the season with your empty pockets!

You gave us the contract. Now, where's the advance?

[LAUGHS] Oops, I forgot!

You don't just "forget" the money. Use your head!

Sorry, Boss. I thought this was a "buy one, get one free" deal.

- What the heck is this? - Not enough for you?

[CLEARS THROAT] 101 rupees!

Look at this army...

...all these cars and henchmen...

...you maintain all this and you're tipping me 101 rupees?

Give me at least half a million!

[LAUGHS LIKE A MANIAC]

You actually think these are my bodyguards?

No... they’re just waiting for my heart to stop.

They own my soul...

...and they’re just waiting for me to pay them back.

Actually, they're the ones who kidnapped me today!

Once my work is done,

they’ll drag me back and chain me up again.

[LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY]

Why isn’t he out yet?

Did he bring us here just to show off?

Or are we just here as his background props?

[WHISPERING] Bro, target in sight. Time to make our move?

Let’s go, boys!

[WHISPERING] Lift him! Geez, he’s like a bag of cement!

Easy... easy does it...

Close the door! Shut it!

[SIREN BLARING IN THE DISTANCE]

Run! Cops are here. -Come on, let's hide!

Boss, the cops are gone. Let’s get out of here.

There’s a clown coming. Wait till he passes.

He’s harmless. Let’s finish the business, Boss.

When you're doing a job, stay sharp and keep your cool.

Finish it clean and leave no fingerprints.

He’s got in the car!

Relax... just wait and watch.

- Please... please! Just drive! Go! - Whoa... is this even your car?

Does it look like I care? Just get us moving!

- Where to? - Anywhere but here!

- Floor it, now! - Lady!

Why should I go anywhere with you?

- I don't even know you! - I’m begging you!

I'll explain everything later, but we have to move!

If anyone spots us, we’re in a world of hurt!

"Us"? Why am I suddenly the co-star in your disaster?

If those gangsters catch us, it’s game over!

Did you say gangsters?

Oh no! Boss, the car took off.

Move it, boys! Follow them!

Because of that idiot, we lost the car.

Hello.

- So, where are you going? – Where are YOU going?

Anywhere is fine with me.

I’m on my way to end my life. Want to tag along?

[SHOCKED] Are you for real?

It’s always been on my bucket list to watch someone commit suicide!

So, what's the plan? How are you doing it?

Hanging? Drinking poison?

Or are we going to the train tracks? Is it a train?

Please, let me watch! This is so dramatic!

Miss, do I look like a comedian to you?

No, but I’m dead serious too!

Great. I’ve picked up a total psycho.

Are you a lawyer?

I am! How on earth did you know?

Is it because of the sticker?

Sticker? Now who’s this guy?

How did he guess I was a lawyer?

- [POINTS TO THE GLASS] Hello! - Oh! The sticker. Right.

Hmm... a criminal lawyer, then?

Miss, I’m not a criminal!

Then... civil lawyer?

Yeah. Yeah, civil lawyer. Exactly.

Where are you heading?

Why do you care? Just get out of my car!

Why are you so grumpy about every little thing?

A person should always have a motivation with a clear goal.

Otherwise, you’re just driving in circles.

What have I done to deserve this? Miss, you’re a non-stop talker!

Fine. I’m going to Bengaluru.

Oh! Why there?

Am I allowed to ask?

You just did, didn't you?

Tell me even if you don't want to.

It’s not like it'll empty your wallet.

I'm going to a friend's wedding.

Wait, you're going this Friday to a wedding that happened LAST Friday?

Miss, I couldn't make it to the ceremony.

Even if I’m late, I’m going to Karwar to give them my blessings.

Are you from the bride's side or the groom's side?

Ugh! I’m with the wedding band, okay?!

Miss, just tell me where you want to go.

I’ll drop you off and get on with my life.

Anywhere is fine. I can’t really decide on a spot.

What?! You don't even know where you're going?

Miss! Did you lost your marbles.

Miss, at least tell me where you're from.

Alas! That’s another huge headache.

I'll tell you some other time. [GRINS]

"SOME OTHER TIME"?

Exactly how long are you planning to haunt me?

That's it! I’m pulling over, quietly get out.

Ah! I’m not in the mood. I’m taking a nap.

She destroys my peace, then falls asleep like an angel!

What a nightmare.

[UPBEAT VOCALIZING]

[GASPS IN HORROR]

Where the hell is my car!?

Ugh! The keys are gone too!

Did I leave them in the ignition? My good lord!

[GASPS IN PANIC]

I left the pen drive in the car too!

No pen drive! No car!

If David and D’Souza find out that the pen drive is missing.

[SCREAMS IN RAGE]

[Madhu] Oh, crap! Those guys are already here.

This petrol station?! -Yes.

This place is shady.

The fuel is definitely diluted. Let's find another one.

Miss, if we run out of gas, are YOU going to push?

Bad fuel will wreck the engine!

- Don't you care about your car? - How much, sir?

Fill it up, brother.

Not a drop! Your petrol is mostly kerosene.

Are you selling fuel or cooking oil here?

Buddy, ignore her. Keep going...

You come to my station and talk smack about my fuel?

Take your business elsewhere!

Why would you do that?

[Madhu] As long as we get away from here, I don't care.

I need to use the lady's room.

- Hey... HEY! - I’ll be right back! Two seconds!

- Miss? - Just wait for two minutes!

[INTENSE DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[A SINGLE GUNSHOT BOOMS]

- You... RUN! - Huh? Wait, what?

Run! Get in the car! Move!

- What happened back there? -Come on.

-Blood! Blood! - What?!

-[MUSIC INTENSIFIES] -Hands up!

Get in the driver's seat.

I said DRIVE, man!

I'm driving! I'm driving!

[GASPS]

- Why did you stop the car?

Sir! Please don’t kill us.

Spare us! We’re just regular poor folks, sir.

Look... don’t stop until I say so.

Just keep moving.

- Stop, and I’ll blow your head off. - [IN FEAR] Sir!

[GASPS]

Then push the seat back and go to sleep.

We’ll park once you wake up.

Nonsense

I didn't mean when I wake up,

I mean only when I say so!

- Hit the throttle. - But sir...

We still have no clue who you are, do we?

[HIGH ENERGETIC SCORE]

Seriously... who are you, sir?

Bhai!

Munna Bhai!

Drive.

What’s that clicking sound?

Sir, we are out of gas.

Couldn’t you have filled it up during your joyride?

I was about to, sir. But you hitched a ride, sir!

Make a pit stop at the next petrol station. -Ok sir.

- Now move it! - Sir!

- Or I'll shoot! - I’m going! I’m going!

- Names? – Hubli.

I said NAMES, not places!

What are you called?

- I’m Madhu, sir. - Huh.

And I'm Satya, sir.

- Where are you guys heading? - Bengaluru, sir.

- Why? - To attend a wedding feast.

Isn't the wedding long over? Why go now?

We missed the wedding, so we’re going for the 'After-party' feast.

Are you from the bride's side or the groom's?

- We're actually with the wedding band, sir. - Yeah! The band. We play the trumpets.

- Take a left. – Yes, sir.

Wait... no, take a right.

Sir, if you just tell us your drop-off point, we’ll leave you there...

...and get on with our business.

From now on, you should walk on the path I show.

You want us to walk leaving the car?!

I can’t keep walking on the pavement for this long.

I meant to drive on the path I show.

Why are you talking like a philosopher?

Starting now, every word I say to you will have a many meaning.

You’ll understand when the time is right.

- Got it? - What’s that supposed to mean?

It means... if you understand, then THAT is the right time.

Am I right, sir?

- Are you a lawyer? - Yes, sir! Top of my class!

How did you know?

I know everything that matters.

Criminal or civil law?

I’m asking you a question! Answer me!

Wait, I thought you knew everything, sir?

Listen... no one is a born criminal.

It’s just bad timing and worse luck that turns them into one.

Are you quoting dialogue from the movie ‘Om’ now?

Just zip it and drive.

Just surrender, sir!

We’ll handle the bail papers and get you out in a heartbeat.

– He’ll fight your case in court... – Totally, sir!

"Surrender" is a word I deleted from my vocabulary.

...and he’ll get your sentence chopped in half.

Surrender!

Then just get arrested, sir.

A BHAI who popped in like a thunder,

and brewed a sensation in the underworld...

MUNNA BHAI.

Surrender? Not in this lifetime!

But sir, we’re only saying this for your own safety.

- Try to see reason, sir. - Yes, sir. Please...

- Just understand our point. - Don't try to lecture me on morality.

- Just drive the car. - Ok, sir.

Calm down. We’ll hunt down your car.

There were massive legal documents in that car.

How can I be calm?

What was so important in there?

The duo: Ramesh and Suresh.

Ramesh was the brave reporter,

Investigating David and D’Souza’s illegal criminal empire.

He worked his tail off to collect evidence to burn them in court.

But once the Big Brothers got a whiff of it,

they wiped out every piece of evidence he had.

No! No!

Then the other reporter, Suresh,

recorded the Big Brothers murdering Ramesh.

He recorded a video sir, he did record!

He blackmailed them with that video,

grabbed 200 million rupees,

That day he vanished,

Now in which island that he dwells, that no one knows, sir.

The footage of the brothers executing Ramesh,

was on the pen drive that Suresh gave me, sir!

It was in the pendrive.

If it had, does that mean now it doesn't?

It still have it, sir.

- Where? - On the pen drive.

- And where is this pen drive? - In the car.

And where is the car?

That car is exactly what I’m looking for!

- What color is the car? - Didn’t I tell you?! It’s yellow!

BRIGHT YELLOW! [SEETHING WITH FURY]

[MURMURING] He’s driving me absolutely nuts.

That lowlife! He stole my car!

How are you two related?

– Well, sir... – We’re soulmates, sir!

– We are? – Yes! Deeply in love.

Are we? No, sir! We are... I mean, YES!

" [MELODIC VOCALIZING] "

Look at him trying to "rizz" her up just by using the rearview mirror.

If I don't speak up, they’ll be having babies through that mirror!

[VOCALIZING STOPS INSTANTLY]

You might control my car and me with that weapon.

But my love, my emotion, my affections...

will never bow down to you!

Why? Because under IPC 143,

that is a major offense!

we’ll all survive if you just keep your eyes on the asphalt.

If you keep staring at her, we’re all going to crash and die.

I’ll respect that, sir. But on one condition.

And what’s that?

Whenever I feel the urge to see her...

I’m putting the mirror back!

Do anything and go to hell!

" [MELODIC VOCALIZING RESUMES] "

" Softly, softly… it begins. "

" A glance moves, stirring the heart in rhythm. "

" Who are you? A star? "

" None can match you none your equal. "

" The thrill felt like a kiss from a magical cloud "

" Amidst the ocean's waves, in every droplet, I am the one who penned your name. "

" Softly, softly… it begins. "

" A glance moves "

" [VOCALIZING] "

" In your eyes’ ocean, I long to drown. "

" Hold my hand, draw me near. "

" As long as breath remains, stay with me. "

" If dreams turn real, that is enough, my love. "

" An eternal essence of love "

" Come I'll serve now "

" Silence itself becomes love’s gift. "

" A melody of mind… worship of heart. "

" Who are you? A star? "

" None can match you none your equal. "

" The thrill felt like a kiss from a magical cloud "

" Amidst the ocean's waves, in every droplet, I am the one who penned your name. "

" Softly, softly… it begins. "

" A glance moves, stirring the heart in rhythm. "

So, tell me, how did you two actually fall in love?

The year was 837 BC!

The mighty Magadh Empire!

[EPIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey!

I asked for a love story, why are you spinning some ancient saga.

My brother, this love story is an epic of historical proportions.

King Magadh Nayaka of Magadh empire,

His one and only daughter was the Princess Mitravindha.

And that is her. The Princess.

The legendary Commander-in-Chief

was Bhairava.

I was him... and he was me.

Dazzled by my heroism, my bravery, and my rugged style...

My perfect features, even the scent of my royal musk.

Princess Mitravindha fell hopelessly in love with me.

And seeing her grace, her spirit, the whole of her,

I too fell deeply in love with her.

That was the beginning of our simple little love story.

One day,

a muslim warlord named Sher Khan,

He launched an attack on our kingdom.

The moment he saw my love, Mitravindha,

he was obsessed.

Hey!

If you think you are bad...

I am your dad.

[INTONING] Come on.

Consumed by envy, Sher Khan realized,

if he couldn't have the Princess, no one should.

He cast her off the mountain to her death.

With her breath gone,

I finished Sher Khan, and then I too leapt from the peak to join her.

Ours is a soul-bond that spans seven lifetimes.

But in this life, while feeding stay dogs during the lockdown,

I fell for her all over again at first sight.

The memories of our past came rushing back to her.

And brother, that is how our current little love story began.

I hate lovers! I hate love stories! And I despise romance novels!

Buy bangles from a vendor, I don't mind.

Get shoes from a cobbler, that's perfectly fine.

But having a flower-seller tuck roses in your hair...

Buying rings from a jeweler...

- Or petticoat from a tailor-- - Brother! Brother!

I think we all get the feeling.

You don't need to say another word. Come on, let's move.

He crossed an entire bridge just to tell that garbage story.

Total nonsense!

In my world, love is nothing more than fairy-tale rubbish,

and I’ve known that for a very long time.

Girls change after makeup. Boys change after a breakup.

That is the absolute truth!

My life is a collection of tragic breakup novels.

The Breakup love novels?!

The whole world celebrates February 14th as Valentine's Day.

But me? I observe February 21st as National Breakup Day.

Will you tell us your breakup story?

They're dying to hear it. I suppose I should tell them.

One fine evening, the weather was perfect.

The sky looked like it might drizzle. But it didn't.

And then...

She appeared through the mist, swaying with her umbrella.

I was just sitting and playing my mouth organ.

How beautifully he plays!

Then, our eyes met.

In that moment, I was lost.

[ROMANTIC MELODY PLAYS]

Mesmerized by the music, she sat down right next to me.

Isn't that romantic?

He's quite handsome too.

I played on. And on.

Notes of passion, again and again.

Over and over.

Do you know how to play this? I asked.

Wait! Stop right there.

Why on earth did she say she knew how?

She should have said she didn't!

If you know then say you know, isn't it?

Think about it! If she had said she didn't know,

you could have spent hours teaching her.

A grand romance would have blossomed right there.

You blew it all!

Even though she knew, the sparks were still flying.

What? Even after that, it actually got romantic? How?

She looked at me. Then at the harmonica.

She was looking at me, and I was looking at her.

She looked at me, and I looked back.

She looked at me, and I looked back.

Our eyes were locked.

We slowly drifted closer.

I edged toward her.

She leaned in toward me.

And then she said...

Your mouth is the real instrument.

So why do I even need this harmonica?

Saying that, she suddenly kissed me.

Wait! Did the romance just hit a new level?

That is exactly when the breakup happened.

Ugh! Gross!

- It's over! Breakup! - But honey, wait...

it was just some premium dry fruits!

The truth was, I had a massive pinch of tobacco in my mouth.

My dream girl, my Hansika lookalike... gone forever.

Someone's standing there asking for a lift.

Stop the car. Let's pick him up.

- Oh! - All right.

Thank you, sir. Nobody was stopping for me.

I'm glad you did.

We aren't like the others, because we're not like everyone.

Tell me why?

Our boss lived through that struggle to get where he is.

He spent years roaming like a stray, begging for lifts. It's true.

Hey! Did I ever ask?

- I just wanted him to know who he was dealing with. - And did he?

- Just trying to build your image, Boss. My bad. - Boss.

get in. We’ll drop you wherever you need to go.

This isn't our car. It’s yours. Hop in, Boss.

By the way, my name is Ganesh.

Everyone affectionately calls me One-Gram Gold Ganesh.

That's nice. Where are you headed?

About ten kilometers from here,

to a village called Muddenahalli. Just drop me there.

- A celebration? - I'm going to see a prospective bride.

Ah! But you're alone. Your son isn't with you?

- Is he joining you later? - Excuse me...

I am the one seeing the girl. I am the groom.

I'm a bachelor, you see.

- Just like Salman Khan! - Except a deer case then!

The astrologer said the girl I finally marry...

...will be the 101st bride I've scouted.

And when I marry her...

...my golden time will turn into a diamond era.

What a massive headache this guy is.

If you have your fiancée's photo, show us.

- We'll please our eyes too. - Here! This is her.

Isn't she something?

She's... one-time watchable.

You take a look too.

Not bad!

It's like putting premium butter next to a lump of coal.

Sir! Sir! We're here. Please stop.

Thank you, sir.

You still haven't told us Part 2 of your breakup chronicles.

You guys seem really invested in my tragedy.

Don't sprinkle chat masala on my open wounds.

Look, if you share the pain in your heart...

you'll feel light and airy, like a bag of chips.

That's why I'm asking.

They're dying to hear it. I suppose I should tell them.

Holding her umbrella, swaying as she walked,

I was sitting in the park, just plucking on the grass.

She looked at me, and I looked back.

She looked at me, and I looked back.

We fell in love.

Bhupathi, I love you so much!

- I love you too, my darling! - Thanks!

- Exactly how much do you love me? - Honey...

To measure it like this or that? I'm no ordinary lover.

I am an extraordinary lover!

My love is like a lifetime data plan.

Everything is unlimited!

Full high-speed 5G passion!

Then I'll ask for one thing. Will you get it for me?

Anything! Just name it. Tell me!

Is that all?

I'll go grab it and be right back.

Good luck!

- [MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY] - What took you so long?

Darling, I can bring you soil from the moon.

I can bring back discontinued currency notes if you ask.

I can even stop global warfare.

But this? This is impossible. Please understand, baby.

My whole body aches from the search.

You're absolutely useless!

You can't even fulfill a tiny wish for the girl you love.

Are you really a true lover? It's over!

- I've just wasting 6 months of my life - Wait... sweety...

He didn't bought me a single thing. Useless fella! -Take your umbrella.

Damn! -Take your umbrella.

What on earth did she ask for that's so hard to find?

Harry, Ron, and Hermione toys inside a Kinder Joy.

Will you buy them for me?

You're completely delusional.

I'm asking you to marry me and have real kids,

...and you're obsessed with Kinder Joy.

Poor soul,

The old man is waiting like a hungry bird for a lift.

- Stop. We'll pick him up. - You got it, Boss.

Sir...

Sir, why are you so distressed?

In this life, I hope no one faces the misery I am.

I'm stuck between wanting to end it all,

and being unable to find a moment's peace.

Why? What happened?!

My daughter fell for someone and ran away with him.

I heard she's nearby, in Nagunalli.

Have you seen her by any chance?

How would we recognize your daughter?

Is she Sunita Williams or Salumarada Timmakka?

Look, this is her.

I raised her on the finest dry fruits and raised her like a caramel.

Then she just eloped in the blink of an eye.

- Tamannaah! - Isn't that Tamannaah?

Yes, exactly!

And a groom was coming from Bangalore to see her, right?

How on earth did you know that?

We just dropped that groom off in the last village.

Oh, heavens! Before he reaches my house on feet,

I have to get my daughter back home.

Hop in.

Stop! Pull over, brother!

Get down, sir. We’re running late ourselves.

Go on! You guys head out.

You still haven’t told us the story of your third heartbreak.

Are you really that curious?

We're on a long road trip, and things are getting dull. Why not?

All right, I'll tell you.

That day was cool and quiet.

It looked like rain was coming.

Holding her umbrella, swaying as she walked, she appeared.

And what were you doing?

I was trying to thread a large needle.

Then?

Then, our eyes met.

I looked at her.

She looked at me, and I looked back.

I couldn't take my eyes off her.

Enough looking! What happened next?

Love at first sight!

- Wait, isn't this your third love? - It was first sight for the third time.

It became a deep, profound love.

A beep love? -No, a deep love.

Our souls were linked. We were inseparable.

It was so intense that,

our passion filled the air like a thousand flowers.

But three months later...

Honey!

- Breakup! - What? Again?

Why so soon? It hasn't even been three months yet!

At least wait until three more months.

If you can't even thread a needle after three months.

How can you handle a life together? It's over!

Wait! I'll thread it! I promise!

By the time I finally focused on the needle, she was gone.

Maybe she just didn't realize what a catch you are.

Her loss, definitely.

You're a man for the people, a boss for the bosses,

and a complete gas for-- well, sorry.

My bad!

[SMOOTH MUSIC PLAYS]

Thank you, sir. At least you stopped for us.

- Where are you headed? - There's a temple nearby.

- Can you drop us there? - Sure! This car is practically a public service.

We appreciate it!

From the looks of it, you two eloped from a wedding.

No, no! We're on our way to get married. For real.

- Hop in! - One second.

You're guessing everything correctly. Are you a psychic?

No magic involved, trust me.

It's just...

he's built like a crispy ball...

And you're like a fashion model.

How did you two even become a thing?

Hey! How did you know I sell crispy balls?

Wait! You're really a street-food vendor? -Yes.

Yeah! I have a stall on the footpath.

So how did you fall for him?

Let me tell you the story!

It goes back to the Mahabharata!

The Dvapara Yuga!

Hey! I asked how you met, not for a tour of ancient Mahabharata's history!

Hush! There is a cosmic connection.

My life and the Mahabharata are linked.

In the epic, Kunti told Draupadi to,

feed the children with whatever was left in the kitchen.

Draupadi searched the pots and pans.

She found nothing but...

A single onion! A bit of mashed potato!

And a small box of chaat masala.

In that moment of culinary desperation, Pani Puri was born.

Eating it boosts your very soul!

Coriander, mint, and garlic...

...mixed with fresh lemon juice. It's a shot of Vitamin C!

It builds your immunity!

If you don't believe me, look it up on Google!

This very place is where it all began.

[ECHO INTONING] This is the place...

Bhaiya, give me a plate of Pani Puri.

Bhaiya, give me a plate of Pani Puri.

[ECHOING VOICES]

What a beautiful sound.

Thank you, Draupadi. Thank you.

Once every year...

Just like the famous festivals in the city,

Same way, right here...

Once in a century, the grand Pani Puri fair takes place.

People from over a hundred countries flock here by the hundreds of thousands.

Just for a taste.

Some call it the Golgappa Gathering.

From a distance, that mountain looks like a giant snack.

Truly a sight to behold.

In the monsoon, it's Pani Puri season.

In the heat of summer, it's all about the dry puri.

My ancestors lived by the selling Pani Puri.

And I have carried on that legacy.

But then, one day...

[HEROIC MUSIC BUILDS]

- I just wanted him to know... - Did I?

Give me some of that spicy water.

[Heroic vocalizations]

Hey! What is he doing?

I used to scrap by on nothing.

Barely getting half a meal a day.

Watching others enjoy their hot meals.

But your passion for street Golgappa... it tells me everything.

I understand your soul.

This world is driven by greed.

It stops for no one.

But we can make it stop with the change in our pockets.

I'll feed you snacks for a lifetime.

Don't worry about the world.

There's no one else with a heart like yours.

I used to count every plate I served with precision.

But for her? I always lost count.

She is my rhythm.

[Romantic melody]

So, how was that for a love story?

[Disgusted spitting]

What a ridiculous story. Irritating... beyond belief. Let's go.

She seems like cold rice left overnight; looks like Tamannah. My foot!

To them, it’s just another damn love story.

To us, it's a cozy epic.

Today is Ranganayaka and Ranganayaki's anniversary.

We decided long ago to marry on this sacred day.

Please, give us your blessing and we'll be on our way.

Why stop there? Should we host the baby shower too before we go?

Oh, don't be angry, sir.

You are like the divine trio to us. Bless our union.

We don't want to marry like outcasts.

Please, Sir.

Stay, have a meal, and rest at our home.

It's late already, leave in the morning.

Don’t say any of that.

[Auspicious music plays]

STOP RIGHT THERE!

Father...

Because you grew up without a mother, I gave you the world.

Whatever you ever wanted

Every snack, chakkali, nippattu, kodbale, chocolate hairpins,

Even those Kinder Joys, I brought them all.

I wanted a golden boy for you.

A man of worth to marry you.

And you... you chose this fool's gold instead?

A life of luxury and happiness...

...was clearly not written in your destiny.

How can I ever face my neighbors again?

Who will ever marry your sister now?

A common golgappa vendor...

He's someone people call brother on the street.

Why did you have to call him my love?

If a college doesn't appeal to someone...

You can just walk back home in the evening. But...

when you marry without love, there is no turning back.

Anyone can chose a suit for a man,

But only the man can decide if the girl fits his heart.

Do you walk with a slipper on one foot and a shoe on the other?

Well, no.

You'd trip and fall. If the pair doesn't match, you can't walk.

So how can a couple lead a life if they aren't a match?

I was blinded by my own affection for her.

But if she's happy, then I'm happy too.

So what's the verdict? Are we done with the drama?

Tie the knot, buddy!

STOP! WAIT!

By printing my name is on the marriage invitation!

And now some stranger's name is on the certificate?

Who on earth is he?

Mr. One-Gram Gold Ganesh...

Your name could appear on the wedding invitation,

But his name was written on her forehead by destiny long ago.

Brother...

Listen, he claimed his spot by the window five years ago. It’s already been decided.

You should say something too.

- Go on, Uncle. Tell them. - Right. I’ll tell them. I’ll tell them.

Look, if I enroll my daughter in a college she doesn't like...

She can always drop out.

But when it comes to marriage...

There’s no turning back.

And the second thing is...

Anyone can help a man pick out a suit...

...and tell him it looks good.

But when it comes to the girl for a man...

...he’s the only one who can choose.

- Am I right? - Yes, sir. Absolutely.

Forget it, Uncle. If she doesn’t like me...

...there’s nothing to be done.

My plans have never failed me yet.

I mean, the auspicious hour, brother.

The moment is passing, tie the three knots!

Why did we even bother coming here for this?

You could’ve tied the knot right there on the street where you found her.

If a marriage starts on the street, then well...

Only God can save them now. Come on, let’s move.

You always claim to hate lovers, yet you’re the one getting these soulmates married.

You’ve got a massive heart, Bhai.

I know exactly how to read the audience's piles!

It’s not piles, you idiot. It’s pulse. The audience's pulse!

Right, right. My mistake.

[gunshot rings out] [Indistinct, fearful cries]

[fearful gasps and sighs]

[fearful sighs]

Bhai, looks like a rival gang is here to ambush you.

Let’s give them a gang war, Bhai. You lead the charge from the front...

...and we’ll be right behind you.

Today is Monday. It’s the day of our family deity.

[temple bell rings] I don't lay a hand on anyone today.

Oh! Then use your leg, Bhai!

[Phone rings] Hello? Wrong number.

Not the phone call, Bhai. I meant use your foot!

Wait, Bhai, it’s Tuesday today not Monday.

On Tuesdays, I don’t raise anything at all.

Then what’s the plan, Bhai?

You guys stay inside.

No matter what happens, do not get out.

Bhai... let me come with you.

I’ll be right back.

[heroic music plays]

Who the hell is this guy?

He brought a whole busload of people.

And here I was, giving him such a grand buildup.

[Thoughtful sigh]

Hey! Do we need to drag you out one by one? Get down!

We’re staying put. Our brother made us swear an oath not to step out.

When we say we won’t, we won’t.

If you don't get down right now, my boss will end you.

Whenever we tried to stop our sister-in-law's wedding,

these fools with their movie dialogues...

...would jump in and get the couple married.

Listen! There’s nothing wrong with dropping people off...

...at their different destinations.

And there’s nothing wrong with picking up people from different places.

But even in the world's dumbest love story,

there’s always a villain like me.

Not realizing that was your biggest mistake.

Sir, we don't even know who you are.

Are you kidding? This whole town knows exactly who I am.

We aren’t from this town, Boss.

- We're from somewhere else. - Hey! You cracking jokes in front of our boss?

Boss, just finish them off.

You forced a man who held a pen to pick up a gun instead.

By messing with our boss's love life, you took a very wrong turn.

...you walked into this trap just to collect your own death certificate.

Your story ends right here.

Bhai… I haven’t had a bite to eat since morning.

I think my blood pressure is dropping. I can barely stand.

Bhai, please... let's reach a compromise.

Compromise isn’t in my DNA.

To marry my niece...

For twenty years... TWENTY!

For two whole decades...

I stood on one leg and prayed for this.

You destroyed my childhood dreams...

...and dragged them through the mud.

I wanted to spend a lifetime sitting by her side,

watching soap operas happily ever after.

But you made me sit alone in misery...

...wallowing in her memories and groaning in pain.

The man who chased her and won her heart...

...I’ll deal with him later.

Right now, the one who forced this marriage...

...needs to step forward.

Front and center. Now! Come on!

Sir, please, just hear me out.

Unbelievable! Such betrayal! Sir!

I didn't step forward. They all just stepped back!

So even though they abandoned you...

...you still went ahead with the wedding?

How dare you! -Sir!

Forget if it's Monday or Tuesday, Bhai. Just go to war!

You pick your battles based on the calendar, is that it?

- No, sir, it’s not like that. - War-man! Give me a break.

I don't have that kind of reputation, sir.

It was just for show.

You stood right there and made it official.

What about the wedding feast? Who’s going to pay for that?

I’m going to chop you into pieces...

...and feed the whole town with you.

Sir, that’s impossible. You’d barely get a few grams of meat off me.

I’ll just mix in some crow meat then!

I didn't do a thing, sir. It was all those two.

I can smell their expensive perfume from here.

It’s wafting all the way over.

Doesn’t that prove how innocent they are?

But you... you’re a snake!

I have to think something to save my arse!

Sir, if a college isn't to your liking...

you can be back home by sunset. But if you marry someone you don't love...

What can we even do, sir?

Exactly! What can we do?

What’s next, genius?

I was just caught in the moment back then. Now, you just say whatever comes to mind!

Sir, life is far too long to spend it in misery.

It’s a bad time to be a good man. Do you have any idea what onions cost now?

Then you’ve got mobile recharges…

Do you even know, sir? A measly half GB costs fifty rupees!

Groceries, electricity bills, water bills...

...house rent, school fees for the kids...

If a relative drops by, you won't even have enough for a pack of coffee powder.

[Emotional music plays]

With a mountain of problems like that, can they really live in peace?

Can they ever be happy? Tell me!

Sir, love is like water.

And a love marriage? That's a waterfall.

Once you take the plunge, there is no coming back up.

In a way, you actually owe me a thank you, sir.

[Sobs] Thank you!

- For saving you from all those headaches... - Thank you, Boss! Thank you so much!

Thank you, Boss!

Right, sir? I spared you from a lifetime of misery, didn't I?

Sir...

Think it over calmly… kill me later.

Brother, he’s making sense.

- We should think this through. - Fine. I’ll think.

- You keep thinking, sir. I’ll take my leave. - You’ve truly opened my eyes, brother.

[Emotional sobbing]

- He’s the one who showed me the truth. - I'll reflect on this, Boss.

Brother, first we think.

- Calmly. - Then we kill. Let’s go, brother.

Let the bus go.

Let it.

We don’t need a bus or a truck. Move!

Man, if I hadn't been careful, I’d be nothing but smoke by now.

That’s exactly why...

I don’t mess with lovers, and I don't let them mess with me.

During Diwali, Divya dumped me.

At Christmas, things ended with Keerthi.

New Year came, and Neha was gone.

By Sankranthi, Shravanthi left too.

That’s when I decided: no more love.

and no more helping anyone else find it.

I hate love stories! I hate lovers! And I absolutely hate romantic spots!

[chuckles] Bhai...

Just to be safe, you should check if there’s a hole in your heart.

After all those breakups...

How can you still believe I even have a heart?

" That sweet desire, now out of reach... "

" My heart recalls it in a song. "

" The ache that lingers in your soul... "

" The dream still haunts me to this day. "

" That sweet desire, now out of reach... "

" My heart recalls it in a song. "

" The ache that lingers in your soul... "

" The dream still haunts me to this day. "

" Within this bond of two hearts... "

" The fleeting moments still sting. "

" As love washed over me... "

" A thousand new paths emerged. "

" Love’s tremor... a heartbeat... "

" In an instant, I finally knew. "

" For the love of a stranger... "

" ...one's life becomes a sacrifice. "

" A sacrifice to this world. "

" To this weary world... "

" That sweet desire, now out of reach... "

" My heart recalls it in a song. "

" The ache that lingers in your soul... "

" The dream still haunts me to this day. "

Hey! Pull over!

Right away, Boss.

Go grab the jack from the back.

[Suspenseful music plays]

Buddy! We found them!

Good!

[Suspenseful music fades]

Look at him. Hiding in a hole like some gutter rat.

- Hey! Get up! - Hey! Who's grabbing me?

- Let go of me! Sir! - Come on out. Out!

- Playing PUBG? You’re playing games, you punk? - Sir... it's you!

- Look who it is. - Safety-pin Govinda...

- Let's see... 5 plus 3 plus 4 is 12. And that makes 3. - Your numbers don't add up.

- You’re an unlucky number, Govinda. - Is it that bad, sir?

- How does my future look, sir? - Right now, it’s looking at me.

You slipped away last time before we could get you to court, didn't you?

I spent six months on suspension because of you. I just got my badge back!

This time, you aren't going anywhere.

Once I hand you over to the judge...

...that promotion is finally mine.

- Come on! Move! - Sir, please let me go!

- To Poorna... - Who?

- To Chandra... - Now who is that?

I’m so sorry, sir. What a pity... I've caused you so much trouble.

- You certainly have. - Sir, why don't you do one thing?

- What? - Why don’t you just come work for me?

- You little...! - Wait, sir!

This Poornachandra didn't bribe his way in, he's a real officer.

I studied day and night, and then night and day...

- Isn't that the same thing? - ...to become a cop!

- I get it. Now shut up! - Yes, sir.

I’m not afraid of anything, sir.

- And why is that? - Because the police are always right behind me.

Shut your mouth before I smack you!

To Poorna...

- [Angrily] Hey! - To Chandra...

What’s the hold-up?

That’s exactly what I’m trying to figure out, Bhai.

Is this car some ancient damsel statue for you to just stand and stare at? Do something!

I’m on it. Check if there’s a toolkit back there.

Bhai... check the trunk.

Go on, take a look.

[Suspenseful music plays]

[Screams in terror]

What the hell is in the trunk? Miss, get out of the car! Now!

What’s this in the back, huh? You bunch of lunatics!

What have you done?

- [Gasps] - Bhai, whose body is this?

How the hell should I know?

- Who is this guy? - I’ve never seen him in my life!

He’s lying there like a dead rat caught in a harvester.

You’re driving to a wedding feast with a corpse in your trunk? You’re sick!

You two are far more dangerous than you look.

In all my life, I have never encountered criminals...

...as twisted as you two. Now start talking...

Which one of you killed him? Tell me!

Bhai, I swear on my mother’s life, I have no idea who this is.

I don't even know how he ended up in here!

If the car belongs to you, the body belongs to you too.

- Confess! - It's mine?

- I mean, it’s your responsibility! - Then what?

That’s not the point right now!

We’re standing in the middle of the road...

...with a dead body! If we keep arguing about whose it is,

someone is going to see us, and then we’re all finished, Bhai!

First, we need to get out of here.

By hanging around these thugs, I’ve ended up hauling a corpse.

Underneath your little love story...

...I can see a dark crime story unfolding.

When her father stood in your way...

...you killed him, stuffed him in the trunk, and went on the run.

I can practically smell the blood on your hands.

Oh my God! You’re making a huge mistake. You’re turning me into a suspect!

Do you even know the truth?

- It was you, wasn't it? - Bhai I’m not telling you that I am Satya!

- I’m asking for the actual truth! - Does that mean you're some kind of fake?

Look, here’s my ID.

Now do you believe that I’m the real Satya?

Now let me tell you the real truth, listen.

- That’s what you just said! - Ugh! Bhai...

This isn't my car, and that isn't my body!

- What! - This isn't even your car?

- No... - Then whose is it?

Ugh… I stole it.

But I swear, Bhai, I have no clue whose body is in the back or how it got there.

Fine. Where exactly did you steal this car from?

Before I get to that, let me tell you how I ended up here.

It was 1954...

August 10th... a historic day...

...the day the Guinness World Records began.

Hey! What the hell does that have to do with your story?

See, my grandfather and great-grandfather were obsessed with the Guinness Book.

My father grew the longest beard in the world, a feat no one could match.

Then one morning, while out for a walk...

...he tripped over his own beard, lost his balance...

...cracked his head on a tree branch, and died on the spot.

After that, my mother struggled to raise me, surviving on online rummy.

One day, she sat me down...

Son... you spend your days drinking pints and watching movies in tents.

Five years have passed, you haven't even cleared your PUC exams...

...and you're just wasting your life away.

Stop hanging out with those thieves who loot donation boxes.

Cut ties with those losers.

No one in our family has ever held a government job.

None of us has ever driven a car with a red beacon.

For once, understand my pain...

...and make my dream come true.

Mummy, you want me to get a government job?

But I haven't even finished school!

Who’s going to hire me?

That’s when I met the MLA’s assistant from Hubballi...

...the Pure Purandamayya.

I poured my heart out and told him everything.

He said, Show up with ten lakh rupees.

- Sir, ten lakhs is a lot... - Why do you need that much?

It was for a contact of mine.

Some big shot promised he’d land me a central government post.

I have a Midas touch.

Folks who used to sell herbs on the street...

...took money from me and are now minting millions.

You could be just like them.

Mark the date...

...you better have the money by next month.

- You’ll pay. - You have to.

Then he calls and says some thief made off with the cash!

Then he tells me, Don't worry, brother...

...I'll get you that job. I'm just heading abroad for six months. Then he vanished.

Only then I realized. That I'm never going to get a government job!

And if I don't pay back what I borrowed...

On one side, I’ve got Single Spirit Suri hunting me...

...and on the other, Naga will tear me limb from limb.

I was terrified. I ended up sleeping at the bus stand.

But because of theft issues, the cops kicked me out of there, too.

So, while I was wandering the streets...

...I found a car key on the ground.

A key in my hand. A car in front of me.

A car in front of me. A key in my hand.

A key in my hand. A car in front of me.

I thought, "If people can live by cheating me..."

"...why can’t I cheat someone else for once?"

I planned to sell the car for scrap,

pay off my debts, and disappear. But just as I was about to drive off...

...she jumped in. That’s the whole truth, Boss.

So, you two are no lovers.

Aren't we?

What do you mean, "Aren't we?"

I mean... we weren't back then.

But now...

Yes.

Ugh... Miss, you tell us your story.

Well... Bhai, my name isn't actually Madhu.

It's Ahalya.

Ahalya!

Ahalya?

My father is "Devil" David.

And my uncle is "Devil" D'souza.

They’re infamous as the "Devil Brothers."

You’ve probably heard of them.

You mean... the "Devil" David is your father?

Wait, you know "Devil" David?

When I visited Canada, I ran into him near Niagara Falls.

Isn't Niagara Falls in America?

You idiot, the best part of the falls is on the Canadian side!

Drop it, Bhai. Let her continue.

Yesterday was my dad’s birthday party.

[Loud party music playing on speakers]

There were VIPs everywhere. Ministers, business tycoons,

all invited. But my father was busy talking...

...to Minister Sadashivayya...

...about marrying me off to his son.

I wanted absolutely nothing to do with that marriage.

I knew if I stayed, he’d force the wedding. I panicked.

So I fled right in the middle of the party.

My dad’s bodyguards immediately started chasing me.

Right then, Satya was starting the car.

So I just dove into the passenger seat.

From any angle, you don't look like "Devil" David’s daughter.

You doubt me? Doubt! Doubt! DOUBT!

One little question and she shouts "doubt" three times.

Just look! Look!

- See for yourself! - Oh... I see. You're right.

You managed to slip away from the party.

But in all that chaos, did you actually have time to change?

Don’t mock me. I had to change because I couldn’t run in those clothes.

Then why aren’t you in any of the family photos on Google?

They are Christians.

- [Gasps in surprise] - But you have a Hindu name.

The math isn't adding up, is it?

I’m the child they kept hidden. [Sighs] Because I'm the outcast.

I’m the daughter from my father’s second marriage.

So basically, it’s a coalition government.

The secrets of these powerful people run miles deep.

The public doesn't have a clue, that’s all.

Bhai... let it go. You’re a serial killer, right?

Just find a way to get rid of this body.

- We’ll all get out of this safely. - Exactly, Bhai. Make a plan.

[Screams in anger] Hey!

Just because I’m being patient, you think you can...

...spin me some fairy tale stories?

Tell me the truth! Who are you two, really?

Hey! Bhai, we’re telling you the truth!

[Sighs] Look… you clearly don't realize...

...what a terror I actually am. My old persona was better for people like you.

Where is it?

[Intense music builds]

- Bhai! Bhai, wait! - Please, Bhai, don't do anything reckless!

Listen, your father’s name might be on your birth certificate...

...but on your death certificate, Munna Bhai will be the one signing off.

Talk! If you don’t start telling the truth,

I’ll put a bullet through your heart.

I’ll dig the hole myself and toss you in like a forgotten sock. Speak!

Once I make up my mind, I don't even listen to myself.

- Just listen for one second, Bhai! - I'm not listening!

Who is it?

Bro-Brother... please...

- Satya, pull the trigger! - Listen to me!

- Stop playing with the gun! - Shoot him!

You can’t handle that weapon. Give it here.

It’s not a toy! Listen to me! Didn't I tell you...

- Hey! Don’t you dare listen to her! - [Music reaches a climax]

[A single gunshot rings out]

It’s not a toy! Listen to me!

- I said don't! Stop it! - Shoot Satya...

Gun shot

I told you not to shoot, I told you!

Now look at this. Everything is soaking wet.

- Wait, is this a water gun? - Yes, Boss.

You mean to tell me that the notorious Munna Bhai,

wanted in 163 countries by the CCB, the FBI, and everyone else with a badge.

That’s not you?

I’m no Munna Bhai, and I’m definitely no criminal mastermind, Boss.

I’m just a nobody, exactly like you.

What do you mean?

There was this guy named Lord Labakdas,

who started an interior design firm.

He passed away twenty years ago. And then,

his daughter, "Shortcut" Shakeel, took over the business.

The company is called "JILJILJIGAJIGA."

I was just an employee there.

Last night, I was heading back from Hubli after

wrapping up a big partnership meeting with another firm...

I never expected it!

That our meeting would turn out to be such a massive success.

Thank you, Bhupathi!

Thank you so much.

Oh, no need to thank me for that, Madam.

I was just doing my job, that’s all.

This is exactly what I like about you.

This simplicity. This honesty.

It’s what I find most attractive.

I'm going to promote you to Manager.

I’ll buy you a 2BHK duplex flat for you to live.

I’ll even get you a car to drive.

Thank you so much, Madam.

But, there is one condition.

And what's that, Madam?

You have to be with me.

You have to do exactly as I say.

We’ll fly off to Goa...

Singapore, Malaysia, Bangkok...

We’ll travel the world together.

We’re going to have the time of our lives.

- You mean... like dating? - Exactly.

I never looked at you that way, Madam.

I mean, look at the age gap between us, it’s pretty significant, right?

All is fair in love and war.

Love?

Ugh… it might be love for you, but it’s a headache for me, Madam.

Madam, I’m actually a decent guy.

I'm still a virgin.

That is precisely why I like you.

Don’t push me. I’m really not into any of this, Madam.

Ugh… here I am, a woman, opening my heart and baring my soul to you.

Do my feelings mean nothing to you?

Whether you’re "opening your heart" or whatever, I’m just not interested, Madam.

No means no, plain and simple.

You actually have the nerve to reject me?

Fine. Consider yourself fired, as of this second!

Get out of my sight!

Sorry sir! Sorry!

You spill soup all over the place and just keep chanting, "Sorry, sir... sorry, sir."

Boss, I think this is our moment.

Get ready, alright?

Uncle, put this mask on.

Alright, alright. [Playful, eerie music plays]

Now, take the gun and point it at Uncle. -Oh! The gun!

Uncle, put this coat on as well.

This too? Fine, give it here.

[A loud bang rings out]

They didn't even see the gun before their hands were in the air!

Now, get in the driver's seat!

Drive! Right now!

I’m not joking, get behind that wheel!

And that, my friend, is how it went down.

Good grief...

So you mean you had us shaking in our boots until the intermission with a toy water gun?

Man... I’ve seen some sly characters.

I’ve even seen tricksters.

But a "comedy con-artist" like you? That’s a first in my life.

Sorry, Boss. My bad.

Just think of me as your clumsy little brother and forgive me?

You snake... if you were my brother, I’d have given my mother poison,

while she was pregnant just to spare the world from you.

Move it! Now, drive!

-I don't know how to drive, boss. -Huh?!

What about you?

Me neither.

Sir, back in 1849, a man named Walter Hunt...

...invented the safety pin. Do you know the story?

Tell me.

That little pin is basically my savior.

I can pick any lock with one of those.

I’ve never seen anyone this gifted, opening a whole car with a tiny pin.

- Man, even an RBI vault is a joke to me! - You’re a regular artist, aren't you?

- What’s happening, Sir? - Exactly what shouldn’t be happening!

- Get off. - You first, Sir.

- I said you first! - I can't, Sir! Your arse blocking the way!

I swear on my life...

Nobody is going to stop for us, even if we wave all day.

Why not?

Think about it, Sir. What will people think when they see these handcuffs?

- They'll think I'm the cop and you're the perp! - Why you...!

-I'll smack you! -Sorry sir!

Won’t they just assume you're the cop and I'm the crook?

Let’s just ditch the cuffs and try hitching a ride. Someone’s bound to stop.

You think so?

Hey, look... there are a couple of guys looking for a lift.

Don’t stop for just anyone. Keep moving, Boss.

Wait! I’ve definitely seen this car somewhere before.

My car! Where's my car?!

[Sobs] My beautiful car! Oh no!

Sir! Sir! I’m telling you, this car is stolen.

Zip it, man. You know what they say...

"A thief sees everything as stolen goods."

I wasn't even trying to stop, but the damn thing is slowing down on its own.

3412... that adds up to 9. My lucky number!

Get in, get in. Thank you so much, Sir.

We’ve been waiting forever. At least you had the heart to stop.

Actually, Sir... we didn’t exactly stop for you.

The car just died on us.

How can it just "stop" on its own?

Didn't you pull over because I waved you down?

No, Sir. Probably just engine trouble.

Hey… quit joking around. How can a car like this have "engine trouble"?

Try starting it. We'll see.

Go on, Sir. Give it a go.

Ha! See? Told you! Now, get in.

[Grunts] Slide inside.

So, where are you coming from?

Sir, we’re actually a film production crew.

We’re on our way back from location scouting in Hubli.

A movie? Who’s the lead, the producer, all that?

Well, Sir… the lady in the back is the lead actress and the producer.

And the hero?

He’s the hero and the director.

And you?

I'm just the assistant director, Sir.

What’s the genre? I’m asking because lately,

all these new movies,

are nothing but knives, violence, and gore.

What about yours? Is it a comedy, a drama, or a romance?

- Or maybe a thriller? - [Chuckles] Ours has it all. Ask away.

It’s the kind of story that keeps the audience hooked until the end...

with a really strong plot line.

You’ve got a plot line that strong, huh?

[Stutters] W-Well, the story is actually Madam’s, Sir. W

hy don't you ask her?

Since it’s a long drive, I’d love to hear the story like a regular viewer and give my take.

- You start. Tell the tale. - The concept is mine, Sir.

But our director here has turned that concept into a full screenplay.

- It would be better if he narrates it. - Sir, no! No way!

I mean, the director isn't the only one with a voice, Sir!

I mean, the director isn't the only one with a voice, Sir!

- You tell him, Sir. - [Chuckles] No, Madam should tell it. Madam, go ahead.

[Grits teeth] No, you tell it, Sir.

Madam, please, you tell it. [Gasps]

Sir, I insists, you tell it.

[Chuckles] No, no. Our Assistant Director will tell you.

He knows the story inside out.

Director Sir, with you sitting right there, how can I possibly tell it?

An Assistant Director is just a Director in waiting. It's fine, go ahead and tell it.

[Stutters] Th-That... okay, Sir.

In our story, the hero’s name is Satya.

He’s a massive crook.

The scene opens, and...

From there, three people carrying a dead body...

...are on their way to dispose of it, Sir.

But then they get stuck at a police checkpoint.

The police?

[Whispers] Boss... Boss. Boss!

- It's the police. - I’ll pretend I’m asleep.

You two figure it out.

- Show me your documents. - For the vehicle or for the body?

Both, man!

Oh boy! What, Sir? You’re sharp! Are you from my hometown?

- Hey! How’d you guess I’m from Mandya? - [Chuckles]

Sir, aren’t we famous for our Ragi Mudde and the way we talk?

- [Mutters] Just show me the insurance, buddy. - Insurance?

- Sir, I had it right here somewhere. - [Mutters]

Come on, man.

Don’t you even know where you keep your papers?

I sent it for servicing the guy must have put them somewhere else.

- Fine, show me your Driver's License. - DL...

I asked for your DL, why are you stuttering?

Sir, I don't have a DL.

- Then what about yours? - Me neither.

Why not, man?

Sir, I went to get one, but they asked for an Aadhaar card.

- Yeah, standard. - Wait, you don't even have Aadhaar cards?

Ugh! We went to get an Aadhaar card, but they demanded a Voter ID.

No Voter ID either?

Sir, I tried to get a Voter ID...

but they said I needed a Ration Card.

Don't tell me you don't have a Ration Card?

Sir, when I went for the Ration Card, they asked for a house rental agreement.

So why didn't you just show the agreement and...

- ...get the Ration Card? - Who rents a house to bachelors like us?

Everyone wants a "family" man.

Poor guys, what a nightmare. Then what?

So then we went to look for a bride instead...

But they said they wouldn’t marry their daughter to a jobless man.

Well, obviously! You should’ve found a job first and then worried about marriage!

Sir, I actually went for a job last week.

But then they asked for educational certificates.

Oh boy! You mean you never finished school?

We did, Sir.

We STUDIED and STUDIED, finally got our degrees,

and when we went looking for work...

They demanded a one-lakh bribe.

If things stay like this, how are poor kids supposed to get ahead?

That’s exactly why we couldn’t get a license, Sir.

Oh, Good Lord!

I’ve heard a lot of stories in my time.

- But today is the first time I’ve heard such a tragedy. - 402...

- Sir. - Are you finished with the questioning?

Sir, these guys don’t have a single document.

Is that so?

Go on, check the other cars.

The kinds of people you meet!

Just slide me five hundred... and get moving.

What is this...

Why is this note soaking wet?

I was sweating bullets just looking at you, Sir.

Tch… disgusting fellow!

What’s in the trunk?

[Chuckles] There’s a dead body in the trunk. we already told your friend.

What? Is there no limit to your joking, man?

Get out of here, you filthy characters. Go!

[Laughs]

We managed to fool the cops and were just about to head off,

- When two guys asked for a lift, Sir. - And then?

- Well, how would we know after that, Sir? - You don’t know that part either?

I mean, we haven’t actually written the climax yet...

- We're still brainstorming. - Still discussing it, Sir.

We don't know what happens next.

By the way, those guys who asked for a ride...

...make them policemen.

- Make it a cop and a thief. - Hey!

- [Fearful grunt] - Sit still.

- Yeah, make them cops. - If you make them police...

...the tension, the buildup...

- It’ll look incredible on the big screen. - W-We'll do that.

- It’ll be a real thriller. - [Nervous chuckle]

- Right. You're absolutely right. - Just a suggestion, of course.

Don't take it the wrong way. I'm only saying this because…

Well, I’m a police officer myself, so… [Grunts]

- You’re a cop, Sir? - Yeah. Take a look at these cuffs.

- What a sudden twist! - Quite a surprise for me too.

Tch... My unlucky number again. So?

This... if you actually make this movie…

I guarantee it, it’ll be a blockbuster.

- [Hesitates] You said it yourself, Sir. - Said what?

Superhit.

"Super Hit"? That's the title? Oh, it definitely will be.

This guy has been calling incessantly for a while now.

Hey! Who is this?

Why do you keep calling?

After I decline, can't you get it through your head that I’m busy!

Hey! This is the Commissioner speaking.

S-Sir... Sorry, Sir!

I was just getting so many calls. I thought it was some unknown number,

a spam call, or some idiot wasting my time, so I hung up, Sir.

Listen... a car has been stolen from Hubli.

Oh, boy! A car was stolen from Hubli, Sir?

Hello! I know you’re the ones who stole this car.

- Now the police are going to find out. - But, brother...

How did you even know this car was stolen?

Because I’m the one who stole it first!

You just stole it after me. I’m the senior thief here.

Wait… so the dead body in the trunk belongs to you?

Dead body?

Hey, what are you talking about? I have absolutely nothing to do with that!

- Come on... it's yours. - No, Sir! I don't know a thing about it!

I’m going to give you the plate number, write it down.

Quick! Someone give me a pen and paper!

Pen and paper... Here, Sir, I’ll give it to you.

[Mutters] Uh.. where is it? Here, Sir. -Hurry.

Sir, tell me the number.

- KA 09 MH... - K A 0 9 M H...

- Oh! That’s our district code. - ...2412.

2 4 1 2...

Got it, Sir. And the color?

- It’s yellow. - Yellow?

By any means the thief won't escape.

Sir! This is the car you're looking for. -Hey! Take the pen and let's go!

They're kidnapping me, come save me, sir!

2 4 1 2.

Pull over! Move it, quickly!

Chase that car! Fast! Fast!

Sir, I promised my girlfriend I wouldn't drive over 40 km/h, Sir.

You won’t go over 40? Look at this.

- Sir, why the gun, Sir?! - I’ll shoot you! Drive!

Hey! Don’t stop for anyone. Don’t stick your nose in other people’s business didn’t I say that?

But no, you had to stop for the police. Now look at the mess we're in.

Hey, just sit there and be quiet!

I didn’t stop the car. It stopped all by itself!

It just starts on its own now? What, is it possessed by a ghost?

Maybe! Who knows?

[knocking sounds]

[knocking sounds]

[knocking sounds]

[knocking sounds]

[knocking sounds]

[knocking sounds]

[knocking sounds]

Alright, enough with the suspenseful music. Open it up.

Open it!

Must be a dinosaur in this trunk...

[Grunts]

Oh, Mother! [Heavy breathing]

[Gasps] Who's this?

- Who is this? - Hey!

Who are you people? Why did you kidnap me?!

- No, Sir... - Wait, aren't you dead yet?

Wait, are you the guy who killed him?

No! Not me. I don’t even know who he is.

[Grunts]

My car! -Your car?

My car! My precious car!

You actually kidnapped me... in my own vehicle?

Sir, if you don’t mind, could you spare me a safety pin?

- This car belongs to you? - [Mutters]

[Gasps] This is my lucky charm.

My absolute sweetheart.

Hello! Listen to me, Sir. This is my car.

I’ve been the one behind the wheel this whole time.

If it’s really yours, you should’ve been sitting there.

By the way, who even are you?

- My name is L.K.B... - LKB? What’s that stand for?

The whole world knows LKB. Don’t tell me you don’t?

LKB stands for...

Lucky Baskar!

Alright, Mr. Lucky, why were you sleeping in the trunk then?

This "lucky" guy was in the trunk because...

...of a very complicated story.

Back in 1995...

I met a rich man's girl named Dimple at a temple...

I fell in love and we got married.

Sir... if you're married, surely you have a safety pin on you?

Hey! Just find a way to shut him up, man.

- Stuff him back in the sack. - You do it!

Her father was Motilal Hosawal.

A very wealthy man!

I took all the money from my father-in-law and…

Let me guess, you invested it?

I’m not exactly known for having good intentions.

Mainly because there isn’t a single bad habit I haven't mastered.

I took all that cash and…

...invested it all at a casino.

I lost everything.

I thought I’d take one last shot to win it all back…

I borrowed money from anyone who would listen.

- [in unison] And? - And what?

I lost that money too.

- Didn't the lenders try to tear you apart?

Oh, they did.

They did exactly what you’d expect them to do.

Bhaskar, you may end your life due to lender troubles,

I took a suicide insurance policy in your name with myself as the beneficiary.

By God's grace if you die soon,

at least the insurance check would clear.

But you just won't die, and I haven't paid back a cent.

I was handing out bad checks like they were candy.

I borrowed from everyone in town.

by paying for the lawsuits by my own pockets,

I’m basically saving your skin by fighting your legal battles.

Do you even know why?

Because that "commission" you took is actually...

...the same money you lent me. Yeah, I know.

And I also know it’s unaccounted black money.

What are you going to do?

You can’t exactly file a police report against me,

You can't even sue me. But hey, I’m a loyal guy.

[Laughs] Sooner or later...

...your money will find its way back to you.

Whether the Sabarimala temple is open all year or not...

...you’re always there wearing your Ayyappa maale.

We are devotees, man.

Don’t talk trash. Have some respect.

Look... this money,

is just like those free cookers politicians hand out during elections.

Here today, gone tomorrow.

But friendship? That’s like underwear, you wear it close to the skin.

It sticks with you.

If you don’t return that one crore you owe me within the month…

I will end you…

I’ll take the murder charge, go to prison, and be done with it.

Relax, friend. I’ll pay you back before I kick my life's bucket.

- And when exactly is that? - "When?" Nobody knows the "when."

Besides, this isn’t the right time to be asking or hearing that.

To pay off everything I already owed...

I just borrowed from a new guy. -[in unison] Damn!

- Wait, what?! - Brother...

Look, I can’t give you a full crore for this car.

I’ll give you fifty lakhs...

Take it or leave it. it’s entirely up to you.

The guy actually thinks my junk car,

is a genuine Lamborghini Urus. What a dimwit.

[Laughs] No problem. Fifty lakhs is plenty.

Just make sure you pay the interest on time every month.

[Chuckles] Don't you worry about a thing.

With the amount of interest I'm paying on this car...

...you’ll be able to build at least ten more skyscrapers.

So you took that money, went to a casino, and blew it all, didn’t you?

Nope. This time, I bet it all on a horse.

[Laughs] Lost it there too.

And then?

Well, David eventually realizes this isn’t some high-end German import.

You absolute snake!

You played me! You passed off this piece of junk as a Porsche!

You scammed me out of fifty lakhs, you cheat!

Scammed you? You handed it over yourself!

If you don't settle the debt and interest within the month…

I’ll douse you in petrol and burn you right inside this car!

- [Cries in terror] - I’m not letting you go!

[Stutters] Okay! Okay! Fine, brother. I’ll settle up.

That’s basically the gist of it.

Good grief! How many different people have you borrowed from?

There’s no counting how many trees the great Thimmakka planted.

- And there's no counting his debts either. - [Laughs]

- Very sharp! - [Chuckles]

Sir, what happened after that?

Then…

I went to see a Don "Pint" Padmaraj.

[Gasps]

Hey… he looks exactly like you in this photo.

Not "like" me. That is me.

[Chuckles]

You’re planning all this without even telling me?

You’re supposed to kidnap me, then call up my wife...

...and say, "If you want your husband back, it’ll cost you one crore."

That’s how you blackmail her and secure the cash.

She’s crazy about me.

She’ll pay up for sure.

Out of that, eighty lakhs for me,

and twenty for you.

According to the plan, they were supposed to kidnap me.

How did you guys end up kidnapping me?

This is what happened.

Even after this much,

you’re telling it like it’s nothing?

Lucky Sir, please, the safety pin?

Who is this guy?

He says "Give me a pin, give me a pin," over and over!

- What’s your deal, man? - I’m a thief, Sir.

My street name is "Safety Pin" Govinda.

Well, you’re certainly built like a pin.

That's a weird alias. How did you get stuck with it?

Back in 1849...

There was a man named Walter Hunt.

He invent

Oh boy! He showed up just as I started my origin story.

How many times are you going to repeat the same old flashback?

Excuse me, and who is this new character?

Assistant Sub-Inspector of Police... Poornachandra!

[Chuckles] The second they twirl their mustache,

everyone thinks they're an inspector.

and we’re just expected to buy it.

Oh! [Trembles in fear]

What, cat got your tongue now that you’ve seen the gun?

- Bloody LKB. - [Chuckles] Sir...

- How do you know my name? - What?

- Is your name actually LKB? - [Chuckles] Yeah!

[Murmurs] 7... Tch. Another unlucky number.

Sir, that LKB and this LKB are totally different.

Sir, he’s not who you think. It stands for Lucky Baskar.

Lucky Baskar... that adds up to 6!

Ah, now you’re definitely caught.

All of you teamed up...

...stole this car, stuffed a body in the back,

cooked up some cinematic sob story,

and tried to play me for a fool, didn't you?

They didn't just try, Sir. They succeeded.

- Hey… - It’s the truth, Sir.

I’m not letting a single one of you go. Just wait.

But I didn't do anything, Sir!

Sir! Good evening. Sir, about that...

I found the car,

Sir matching the exact plate number you gave me.

- Ello car? - It’s right here, Sir.

Ello car?

Yes, Sir. It’s right here in front of me.

I’m asking you again, is it definitely yellow?

That’s right, Sir. I’ve secured the yellow car.

There should be a black flash drive somewhere inside. Search for it.

What on earth is he looking for?

Did you find it?

Found it, Sir. I have the drive right here.

Now listen closely...

Hold on a minute, sir.

Pay attention to what I’m telling you. Bring it to me immediately.

- Me, Sir? - Yes, you!

[Hesitates] Well, Sir-- my wife is pregnant.

If I’m not there for her, won’t she be upset, Sir?

[Sighs] What’s on this thing that’s so important anyway, Sir?

My daughter’s certificates are on there.

Her grade reports and some identity documents, that’s all.

If you can’t make it, send it with someone else.

Understood, Sir.

Whoever is delivering the flash drive...

WhatsApp me his photo and his phone number.

Will do, Sir.

And send them to the area near the High Court.

Our attorney, BNM, will be waiting there.

Tell the courier to hand the drive directly to him.

Got it, Sir.

Hey... hold it right there.

You too.

[Chuckles] Sir, Sir... smile for the camera!

That smile of yours is about to be on the record.

Wait, mine too, Sir?

Yours? Your face is already on file at the station, buddy.

That’s not fair, Sir. The lighting was bad in that one.

-[Grunts] -Let it be, sir.

Sir, I've sent the photos of the guys delivering the drive now.

Please take a look, Sir. Thank you.

- Catch! - Sir...

There’s a lawyer named BNM near the courthouse.

You must deliver this drive straight to him.

If I find out you’ve tried any funny business…

I’ll beat you senseless, throw you in a cell, and have you breaking rocks. Clear?

Understood? -Yes sir.

Yes, sir. -Now get out of here!

Yes, Sir.

Sir, can I leave too?

- You’re still standing here? - What about my car?

Your car has been impounded. Come to the station to reclaim it.

- Sir! - Hurry up.

Ok, sir.

Bloody hell! Thanks to you lot, I’ve got to go to the station now!

I should have given you a proper thrashing!

Who is she? She sounds like she missed her government welfare check,

calling non-stop, whining that her husband isn't home yet.

- Hello. - My husband still hasn't come home!

Did I not leave the money in the suitcase? The snacks and the whiskey too?

I just want my husband back, that’s all.

What kind of woman do you take me for?

I haven’t gone shopping or to the salon without him, and I haven’t even touched biryani.

I haven’t gone for walks or had any ice cream.

I didn't even put on any nail polish!

[Hindi] I want my husband back. Do you understand?

[Hindi] Where is he?

If you don’t send him back, I’m filing a police report.

I’ll see you in jail!

Good Lord! You’ve turned into a total nightmare.

I sent your husband off at 5:30 this morning.

If he isn’t there yet, what am I supposed to do?

Sometimes the server goes down and delivery gets delayed.

Just hold your horses. Your husband will definitely show up.

That son of a gun… that LKB,

why does he keep calling?

That swine, he keeps hanging up on me.

[Grunts] Wait. I’ll deal with him.

- Hello. - Hello! Hello!

Hello! You! Where the hell are you?

Boss! Boss! Take it easy. Don't get worked up.

"Easy"? Why didn’t you idiots kidnap me?

What happened that day was...

We stole a car specifically to kidnap you.

Just like the plan, we kidnapped you.

But then someone else came along and kidnapped you!

Then your wife, Dimple...

talking about crores, mutton, and whiskey...

...well, she tempted us.

- Hello? - Sir! Sir!

I’ll do whatever you want, Sir.

Please don’t hurt my husband. Just let him go, Sir.

Just like you asked, I’ve packed 1 crore,

with 5 quarters of whiskey,

the meat inside the suitcase, Sir.

[Hindi] I left it by the gate, Sir.

Please let him go. Don’t lay a finger on my husband.

[Sobs] He’s the only husband I’ve got, Sir!

- The money! What about the money?! - We got it, Boss!

[Laughs]

Hey! Excellent! Brilliant!

Alright, we’ll split the cash as we agreed.

Split? What split?

The whole stash belongs to me.

- You can go home in one piece now. - What?!

You... You snake! [Grunts]

That jerk just hung up on me. Unbelievable! Just unbelievable...

[Gasps] This turned out exactly like killing a snake only to feed it to an eagle.

[Sobs] Hey!

Get up, you!

What happened, brother?

Who am I even supposed to share my troubles with?

There’s a dhaba on the left just ahead. We’ll eat first.

- That’s "Pint" Padmaraj! - Who?

If you put eyeliner on a wild boar, that’s exactly what he looks like.

Look, see that curly-haired guy on the left?

That crook is the one I hired for the hit.

Every time I call him, he just cuts the line.

That suitcase he’s holding...

..it’s got one crore inside. That’s my money.

One crore! [Gasps]

You do me a favor, kill him.

[Joyful grunt] Then you’ll get your money back.

Exactly!

Wait, if he kills him, won’t he end up in jail?

You’ll go to jail too just for suggesting the idea!

And since we’re standing right here, they’ll probably throw us in jail as well.

Did you actually come looking for me here?

You keep hanging up on me!

Listen! You’re the one holding the cash.

Just give me my share.

I’ll give you twenty percent...

Take it and get lost.

I was about to offer him a massive deal, but...

[Chuckles] he’s obsessed with this petty change.

Just go, man. I don’t want your deal or your money.

Hey... Hey! Wait a second.

What kind of deal?

I’ll tell you once you hand over that one crore.

Fine.

Brother… it’s the other way around.

Hello… our dear brother here can't actually read.

He can't read? How embarrassing!

A bunch of uneducated brutes,

trying to act like big-shot dons.

Listen up.

This pen drive contains proof of the David brothers committing murder,

and he’s the one holding it.

If you give him that one crore. Seriously, just hand it over.

Then the pen drive is yours.

Once the David brothers realize you have that evidence,

they’ll pay you more money than you can even carry.

Twenty percent for us, eighty percent for you. Enjoy!

BOSS! If we give up one crore...

we’ll lock in a hundred-crore deal!

[Maniacal laughter]

Well, there’s certainly no shortage of that villainous laughter!

Take it. The deal is on.

- A selfie to mark this joyous occasion? - Absolutely! [Vocals in the background]

"Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

" With a click-clack step, in she walks... "

" ...the girl from Hubballi "

" Oh my! That radiant smile "

" Like ghee poured on a fire "

" With a click-clack step, in she walks... "

" ...the girl from Hubballi "

" Oh my! That radiant smile "

" Like ghee poured on a fire "

" She came close and sat beside me "

" Asked me what my name was "

" She placed her hand upon my chest "

" And the rhythm started up—just like this "

" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

" Oh man! Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

" Oh man! Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

" dagadagadaga DAGADAGDAGA DAAAA! "

" “Come here, Raja,” she teased "

" While munching on pani puri "

" “Come here, Veera,” she whispered "

" While eating butter dosa "

" What a look she’s got "

" Like wandering into a mango grove "

" Like a bat hitting a ball "

" The beat started in my heart just like this... "

" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

" O boy! Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

" O boy! Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

" O boy! Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

" dagadagadaga DAGADAGDAGA DAAAA! "

Boss, when you said "payment",

I had no idea you meant this kind of "payment."

- That pen drive is right here, Sir. - Hey!

Where on earth did you get this pen drive?

- It was... well... - You’re a dead man if you lie to me.

Tell the truth, brother. It’s the only way we walk out alive.

I swear on everything. I’ll tell nothing but the truth, even if it kills me.

It was the biggest deal of my life, so I thought...

...I’d take a selfie with him.

He’s the one who gave me the pen drive, Sir.

If the pen drive they handed over,

if it's actually the original.

then it’s game over for me.

You’ve got to do something. Save me, somehow.

First things first: let's see what's actually on this drive.

What a total disaster this has become.

The one I gave him was a duplicate.

The real deal is...

right here with me!

But to see what’s on this,

we're gonna need a laptop, right?

[Laughs] I’ve got an OTG adapter on me!

Man… if you’d mentioned the "OT" earlier...

we could’ve had a few rounds before dinner!

[Grunts in anger] Not the whiskey, you drunk...

- An OTG connector! - What the hell is that?

This is an OTG.

Give it.

[Grunts]

Look at this, brother! Look how brutally he’s killing him.

Those crooks played me...

...and vanished with every cent.

How did they figure out you’re all such idiots?

I’ve been hanging around you lot, haven't I?

It rubbed off on me too.

This is just my rotten luck. [Grunts]

[in unison] Cheers!

Boss! Boss!

That drive I gave you a minute ago? It wasn't the real one.

That was a decoy. This is the original.

Hey! where did this suddenly pop up from?

It didn’t "pop up." I’ve had it the whole time.

- Who gave you this one? - The same guy, Boss.

- You mean the drive from earlier? - When did he give a drive earlier, Boss?

I gave it to you, didn't I?

You just gave me the same one he gave you!

That’s exactly what I’m saying, Boss.

He thought he was giving me the real one, but he gave me a duplicate.

So I thought that duplicate was the real one.

Then, instead of giving you the real one,

I gave you the duplicate, thinking it was the real one.

But then you realized the one I gave you wasn't the real one.

But after I gave you that duplicate thinking it was the real one...

I realized the one he gave me in the first place was also just a duplicate!

Argh! Somebody get me a chair!

Look... first, you claimed you had evidence,

tried to blackmail us, and then you handed over a pen drive.

- Am I right? - Yes, Sir.

- Then what happened? - The "commissioner" paid up.

Tch! That wasn't a "payment."

You handed over a fake while claiming it was the original, right?

- Yes, Sir. - Then what the hell is this one?

Sir, this is the real original the one he actually gave.

But that one wasn't the real one. It was a fake, Sir.

[Chuckles]

Are you really telling me again that it’s not the original?!

Swear on your virginity and tell me which one is the actual original?!

The one I just handed you, Sir. That is 100% the original.

Then why couldn't you have just given us this one before?!

I’m realizing now that this "original" is actually another duplicate.

- So this isn’t the real one either? - No, Sir.

That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you this whole time!

Look at these two drives and just tell us which one is the original.

You tell us, Sir!

Ugh!

I don't understand any of this tech crap.

Within 24 hours...

...this whole mess needs to be resolved.

- Hello! -I'm the Commissioner.

Yes, Sir. Go ahead.

Did ASI Poornachandra hand you a pen drive?

Yes, Sir. He did.

Did he give you instructions on who to deliver it to?

Yes, Sir. He told me to.

Head to the courthouse and give it to a lawyer named BNM.

Make absolutely sure that drive gets to him without fail.

- Understood, Sir. - Good.

- Hello! - Sir?

- Listen closely. - Yes, Sir.

- I’m sending you a number. - Ok.

- Put a trace on it immediately. - Will do, Sir.

[Whispers] Hello.

[Gasps] I’ve secured the pen drive.

[Sighs]

The case is as good as won.

[Satya] Oh no! Where did she go?

Hey! Davangere. Hey! Wake him up.

- We're in Davangere! - Brother...

Buddy, we’re in Davangere. Weren’t we supposed to be in Bengaluru?

No, the order was cancelled, so we never left.

Brother, there was a girl with us. Have you seen her?

Actually, there were two. Any sign of them?

[Mutters] He’s a total half-wit and here we are asking him.

I should just slap myself.

- Go ahead, slap yourself all you want. - Forget it, man.

Buddy, she played you. She gave you the slip and vanished.

Boys...

If we want to get those "Dabba" brothers off our backs...

we need to pin it on those "Dhaba" boys.

They’re bound to show up here.

Keep your eyes peeled.

Excuse me, where can I find Lawyer BNM?

- Criminal or civil? - Civil.

The guy who does both is over there. Go on.

He’s probably waiting behind the compound.

Let’s look. Come on.

The enemy is here. Stay sharp.

Hello, Sir.

The couriers ASI Poornachandra sent have arrived.

[Satya] Where on earth are we going to find BNM?

You took my money and handed me a duplicate pen drive,

You cheated me.

I'm not letting you get away with this, you crooks.

Are you talking to me?

Sorry, brother... but who are you?

I paid one crore just to take a selfie with you!

[Laughs, chuckles]

If you’d just asked, we’d have given you the selfie for free.

Anyway, who did you actually give the one crore to?

To you! Only you!

To us? One crore?

I swear on Trump. I gave it to you. Look at this!

Wait, that guy looks exactly like me!

Oh my God! It’s my big brother!

Where did you see him? When? Is he fat or slim now?

Does he still have hair, or is he bald? Come on, tell me everything!

Wait, what? Your brother?

- My long-lost big brother! - Then who’s the one standing next to him?

That’s my younger brother.

Yes... back in 1998.

When we were kids, my brother and I...

...went to Bengaluru to see the Karaga festival.

In that massive crowd, my brother went missing.

It was a tragedy.

I searched for him all night long, but I couldn't find him anywhere.

It was only the next morning I realized

he wasn't the one who got lost but I was.

Hey! Don't get distracted by the story. Come back here.

Oh man!

We had a real family, Sir.

And that family even had a family theme song.

Which song is that?

" [Song: "Jenina gudu naavella" – Habba] "

Hey, boys, over here.

Yes, Boss!

Take this pen drive to the Commissioner and tell him it’s from me.

But Boss, couldn’t you just give it yourself?

[Chuckles] I’ve already delivered it to him once and collected the payment.

- Just go, deliver it, and get back here. - You got it, Boss.

- Make sure he knows I sent it. - Consider it done, Boss.

This plan is definitely going to work.

- What's up? - I’m here to see the Officer.

Why?

I have to hand over this pen drive to him and let him know it's from me.

Give it to me. I'll take care of it.

Don’t forget! You have to tell him specifically that I gave it.

Yeah, yeah. Give it here.

Fine, alright.

Keep me posted over the call.

BNM, why are you looking so stressed?

Sir... well...

The guys ASI Poornachandra sent are already here, Sir.

I've got some great news for you. Listen.

They showed up, and I've already sent them off.

They handed me the pen drive.

This is the one right here.

- [Laughs] - How about that?

Sir… we’ve finally got the pen drive!

Oh my! Sir, you’ve saved my reputation.

Because of this drive, I was trapped in a life-or-death situation.

You’ve rescued me, Sir. I love you! [Kisses]

- Madhu? - Ahalya?

I’m neither Madhu nor Ahalya.

- Then who? - Yeah, then who?

Apsara.

David isn't our father, as you guys assumed.

And D'souza isn't my uncle.

Where did we get that idea? You were the one who told us!

I lost my parents when I was just a kid.

I was raised in an orphanage,

and BNM brought me up.

Biligiri Nanjundappa Mangala.

She’s my mother. My God!

A legendary High Court lawyer.

I had a burning desire to follow in her footsteps and become a famous advocate.

That’s why, after I finished my studies, I went to her and said...

Mom, I want to join you as a junior.

She told me to go up against those "Big Brothers"...

and bring back solid evidence first.

Only then would she take me on.

So, I joined the Big Brothers' inner circle as a personal secretary.

For six months, I searched everywhere, day and night.

David’s private room, his office...

I just couldn't find what I needed.

Then David invited everyone to his birthday bash.

I knew his entire network would be gathered there.

I was certain I’d find some clue about that pen drive.

That’s when I discovered that the video of the Big Brothers murdering Ramesh,

was on a pen drive and that drive was currently with BNM.

Somehow...

the Big Brothers found out what I was really after.

They sent a pack of thugs to take me out.

Once I realized they were onto me, I made a run for it.

But they were right on my heels.

While I was looking for an escape,

you were pulling out in your car, so I jumped in.

As it turns out, at that very party...

...Bhupathi and his MD were meeting the Minister to discuss their deals.

And you had come to see the Hubballi MLA’s personal assistant.

I saw both of you there.

But at the time, I didn't actually know who you were.

Okay, but what was all that talk about the Minister, his son, and the marriage?

While David was busy with the Minister, his son was trying to hit on me.

It was getting on my nerves.

And that day, leaving the dhaba, why did you vanish without a word?

I only found out later, when Lucky Baskar mentioned it in the woods.

That car was with David’s personal lawyer, BNM.

Because he had left it in the car...

...ASI Poornachandra managed to find the pen drive.

I went through so much trouble just for that.

I was terrified that with all your clumsy antics, the drive would get lost.

So, I took the pen drive from you without asking and made my escape.

Now, I’m the one arguing this case.

All the best, Miss Madhu.

[Mutters] No... no... Miss Ahalya.

No... wait! Miss Up-sara. Actually, Miss Apsara.

Eh, whatever your name is!

A daughter to your mother. A sweetheart to Satya.

A spy for David D'souza. And now a lawyer.

You played all those roles perfectly by yourself.

You're amazing.

This is your first case, and with the truth on your side, you’ll definitely win.

Good luck, and I wish you all the best for the future.

When you vanished like that, I thought you’d just dumped me,

and that you were just playing with my heart.

I felt completely broken.

I’m so sorry for leaving without telling you.

Honestly, rather than someone who gives me a rose once a year on Valentine's Day...

I want a man who’ll bring home coriander and curry leaves every day.

And I want that man to be you.

What about me?

Hey! -Oh! You! [Chuckles]

Me!

Against David and D’Souza, famously known as the ‘Big Brothers’,

the murder trial of Ramesh is currently underway.

It has now reached its final stage.

The Ramesh missing person case has taken a massive twist.

A key eyewitness has been found.

They will attend the trial today,

and testify in open court; that is the word on the street.

If that happens,

it's certain that David and D’Souza will spend the rest of their lives in jail.

What’s up, Mango? How are you doing?

I’m doing well, David. And you?

I was fine until now...

but everything is in your hands now. [Chuckles]

David, no one is above the law.

It applies equally to those in Parliament and those selling popcorn.

Sir, who is he?

Mango...

"Malgudi" Mango.

What does that mean?

His real name is Maavinkere Mallayya.

Out in the field...

he’s legendary as Malgudi Mango.

How do you know him, sir?

Back in 1995...

at Hindalaga jail...

we shared the same cell and ate from the same plate.

Is he really a judge, sir?

Not just you,

nobody would ever guess he’s a judge, right?

So the judgment will go in our favor, won’t it?

Yeah, I asked him the same thing.

Whether it's a brother, a mother, or a daughter...

justice remains the same for all.

So, BNM, regarding this case, there are rumors of an eyewitness.

What's the matter?

Your Honor...

first of all, this isn’t even a case.

If there are no witnesses,

how can there be an eyewitness, my Lord?

They don’t even know who Ramesh is.

So how could my clients have murdered him?

This is an open-and-shut case.

I request the court to dismiss the case

and declare my clients innocent.

Objection, Your Honor!

And who are you?

I’m Apsara, daughter of BNM.

Under the guidance of my senior advocate,

I will be arguing this case, Your Honor.

No one is "family" to the law.

Everyone is equal in this court.

In this battle between justice and injustice,

- [Gasps] Always-- - Wow! Woah!

Stick to the case, Miss.

Save the drama for your kitchen.

Your Honor, even if a hundred innocents go free,

not a single criminal should escape.

Is that so? I had no idea.

Step up to the bench.

- Sir? - Which college?

[Mutters] College... -Oh!

I assumed you cheated on your exams,

passed, and just showed up in a robe.

[Whispers] Sir, I’ve seen every episode of Mayamruga.

- [Mutters] - Ah...

This is my last case, Miss. I’m being transferred tomorrow.

Oh my! Sir, this is my first case.

Oh! I can tell.

If you want to punish a real criminal,

stop the film dialogues and start citing sections.

Otherwise, it’ll be a problem for me.

Alright, sir. Watch this.

Your Honor, regarding this case,

I request permission to question David and D’Souza.

- Permission granted. - Thank you, Your Honor.

- Your name? - David.

- And yours? - D'Souza.

- Your relation to him? - I’m his elder brother.

- And your relation to him? - I’m his younger brother.

So, you’re blood relatives.

Yes.

What’s your blood group?

B negative.

- And yours? - Mine is also B negative.

That’s all, Your Honor.

Case closed.

These are the men who killed Ramesh.

Objection, Your Honor!

To decide they are

murderers based solely on blood group...

She’s just cooking up fantasies against my clients!

[Stutters] Sorry... I mean defaming them, lawyer--

Your Honor.

Your Honor, they are blood relatives.

And B negative at that! Their blood group proves it,

they have negative thoughts and perform

negative acts against society!

So you’re saying...

everyone with a negative blood group is a criminal?

Stop diverting!

Don't talk about serving chicken while eating Chiroti

I don't even like chicken.

I’m a pure vegetarian.

Your Honor, do you like chicken?

Stop annoying me!

She’s making a point. Listen to her.

And for lunch later...

order masala dosa from Janardana Hotel.

Understood, my Lord.

My Lord, what she is saying has no connection to Ramesh's murder case.

It’s all connected, Your Honor.

Just like bell-bottoms match a long-collar shirt!

Like fish are connected to the ocean they swim in!

Ramesh’s murder is linked to the David D’Souza gang!

You two killed Ramesh!

Objection, my Lord!

Lawyer Apsara is confusing my clients.

I will prove their innocence right now.

I request permission to call a witness.

Who do you wish to question?

Malathi Ramesh!

The wife of the murdered Ramesh.

Objection, Your Honor.

My colleague BNM,

himself said that...

Ramesh was being murdered.

What better witness do we need?

Your Honor, I am referring to him being missing.

Watch your words.

Don’t sacrifice the facts for the sake of a rhyme.

Sorry, Your Honor.

Your name?

Malathi Ramesh, sir.

And who is Ramesh to you?

Who is he?

He is my husband and I am his wife, sir.

Where did you get married?

At Annamma Temple in Majestic, sir.

Objection, Your Honor!

What band played at the wedding?

Who cooked? Who did the makeup?

Did the blouse match? Was it masala dosa or puri?

Why wasn’t the gulab jamun round?

By asking such silly questions,

it's a complete waste of court's time, Your Honor!

There is a point to this, Your Honor!

Continue, Madam.

Where did you last see your husband?

On that day, we...

[Sobs]

had a small fight over the electricity bill, sir.

He left in a rage...

and he never came back.

Over a simple utility bill,

this man left his home.

due to electricity bill,

due to naggine wife,

a husband went to committed suicide!

The plight of tortured husbands like me

I'll argue some other time, your honor.

My clients are innocent!

They are guiltless, pious men.

They have made many people pregnant-- [hesitates]

No! No! they've made a name for themselves! Sorry, sir.

You must let them go, Your Honor.

Prosecution, do you have anything to add?

Yes! Yes, Your Honor.

According to Section 501...

...258 C. [Gasps]

Step up to the bench.

Okay, sir.

Don’t give me the numbers of the buses you take.

State actual legal sections if you’ve actually read any.

Understood, sir.

Your Honor...

I have undeniable proof that they murdered Ramesh.

This pen drive!

I request the court to play this video, Your Honor.

You couldn't have provided this earlier?

Since it was my first day...

I wanted to build up to it with some dialogue,

and present it later...

Fine, play it.

I never thought my life would end up like this.

Everything was perfect.

A good mother.

A cute puppy. We had one then, but not now.

But rummy ruined everything.

Game of Rummy,

it destroyed my life.

Please, sir, give me a job.

We’ll pray for you with every meal, sir. Please.

My father died when I was very little.

Tch! No emotion. Start over.

My father died when I was very little.

I was just a very child when he passed away.

Since then, my mother raised me by washing dishes.

Look at this poverty.

How much this good man is suffering.

Never mind.

I can’t bear to see it. That’s why I’m outside.

You are powerful people.

If you can get me a small government job,

my mother and I can have a three proper meals a day.

Please.

This is our proverty

It’s completely torn.

Please, any job will do, sir.

Please!

Please!

What is this, Boss?

Before you even marry and become her husband,

she’s already planning your funeral.

Your love story is going to end as a crime story.

Alas!

O boy!

She’s going to make this a problem for me. Come.

Wait, why are you watching my biography like this?

Isn’t this the pen drive from ASI Poornachandra?

Miss Apsara...

That is my pen drive.

You stole the wrong one!

Drat!

Then where is the actual pendrive>

What did you give me? The one that was poking you?

That’s mine. And it’s as useless as you are.

Your Honor, instead of showing a witness...

...she’s playing irrelevant videos!

She’s wasting the court’s precious time, My Lord.

Miss Apsara!

You promised proof, and yet...

you show a boy in front of a shack?

What's this?

I have the proof, Your Honor. But the drives were swapped.

Give me 2 minutes.

[Whispers] Mom... what do we do now?

We can’t waste time during an argument.

Then we’ll go get the drive!

No! No! No!

Mom! You go and search for it.

I’ll stall with these two.

With us two. -Okay.

What are you whispering?

Are you going to let us in on the conversation?

Your Honor...

There are still two witnesses left.

I request they be questioned.

Proceed.

Come, let's manage.

You, get up here fast.

Us?

[GASPS]

If we tell a made-up story to a judge...

and they catch us lying and wasting his time,

will they let us off easy?

Enough with the formalities get to the point.

Your Honor...

Play that video from earlier one more time.

My father died when I was very little.

Fast-forward it slightly.

Stop! Stop!

Go back a bit.

Pause! Pause!

Huh!

Look closely, Your Honor.

There’s a hole in that undershirt.

And on the wall visible through it...

is where this David D'souza murdered Ramesh, Your Honor!

I see nothing but a ragged piece of cloth.

Truth is like an ember hidden under ash!

You have to clear the ash to see the flame.

Which means?

I object, Your Honor.

You seek the Truth (Satya)?

History has four eras.

Satya Yuga, Treta Yuga, and Dvapara Yuga.

We are in the Kali Yuga.

If we try to live with total honesty today...

they say there’s no chance of survival.

But if you bootlick, lie, cheat, and exploit others...

they call that "the good life."

If you get scammed or fall down or trip...

they congratulate you on winning the lottery!

If we avoid such toxic relationships...

they say there’s nothing left between us.

But...

A husband works late,

and say to his wife that he'll be back by morning...

That very night, either Rahul or Abdul will claim ownership of the black pearl.

In this cruel world, we are the walking dead.

If we ask for help,

they give us unsolicited advice and hang up.

If we point out their wrongs,

they threaten us to shoot and kill and kick us out, your honor.

Youth today forget that life is a celebration.

They get dehydrated and fall into depression instead.

They skip breakfast, forget the rules of handbrake...

and rush to weekend parties to enjoy and get wasted.

By eating garlic kebabs

saying “Wow! One more, one more!” And on the way back,

they fall into trenches, digging their own graves, Your Honor.

Anyone who hears this truth gets b**bsbumps, Your Honor.

Whatever we say or ask...

they mock us, It’s hard to hear when there’s dirt in the ears,

they ask us to say it again,

They make fun of us, Your Honor.

They let the wife roam freely, as the bus is free,

but they lock the Wi-Fi with the password.

We think we can somehow use it by going near the compound,

but we can’t, Your Honor.

A brutal society that won’t share Wi-Fi, will it ever share a wif--

[GASPS]

A brutal society that won’t share Wi-Fi...

will it ever share our problems? Your Honor.

Unbelievable box office collection.

[sobs] Even after saying all this, if it’s still not clear to you...

We’ll start from the beginning, Your Honor.

[claps]

What a statement guys. Super! Super!

Apsara...

Finally, we found the pen drive.

-Thank you, mom. - It's okay.

Your Honor...

What’s happening here? What are we talking about?

Which case are we talking about? I’m not able to understand.

Without knowing the case details, how will you argue?

Look how neatly they explained it.

Your Honor, that’s all a lie.

If Ramesh has been murdered,

the court will need evidence, won’t it?

If David and D’Souza are the accused, we need a witness, won’t we?

If there is no witness, how can they be convicted?

Just think about it.

It's there, your Honor.

An important video related to this case is available.

The video is on this pen drive.

That’s a lie, Your Honor.

There’s nothing on the pen drive.

It’s there, Your Honor. Everything is on this pen drive.

Your Honor, it’s a lie. There is nothing on that pen drive.

It’s there. The evidence is on this pen drive.

Lie! Lies! Lies!

How do you know that I’m lying?

Because the original pen drive is with us.

Miss Apsara...

Which pen drive do you have?

This is the original evidence, Your Honor.

The one you played earlier?

That was a duplicate evidence played by mistake

Then how do you say it’s the original evidence?

Play it, Your Honor. You’ll know.

Yes, proceed.

[stutters] I’ll send every one of you to jail.

You don’t know who I am. [grunts]

[stutters] I’ll show you the power of this pen.

[stutters] I’ll send every one of you to jail.

Are you a lawyer?

-[gasps] -[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter] How many times did I tell you not to interfere with us?

Brother, what should we do to him?

We don't ignore trash on the street,

so why would we tolerate a speck of dust in our eye?

Shoot him.

No.. No.. [grunts]

Your Honor, these are all baseless allegations.

This is fabricated evidence created using AI graphics. my lord!

When we have the murder video right in front of our eyes,

you’re trying to hide it by calling it a lie.

My lord, please properly observe that video,

In that video, the costume they wore during the killing,

is not with them at all.

Open your eyes and see.

That’s the same clothes he’s wearing now.

Your Honor, through this video,

it has been proven that the honest...

...journalist Ramesh was murdered by David and D’Souza.

According to the law,

these murderers must be severely punished.

That is my request, Your Honor.

In the journalist Ramesh murder case,

after listening to the arguments from both parties,

the accused David and D’Souza,

murdered Ramesh by shooting him,

the video evidence has been proven.

Based on this,

under Section 302,

David, D’Souza, and their accomplices,

are sentenced to life imprisonment.

Hey Mango! You’re making a mistake.

A big mistake!

Even after knowing who David is, you’re making a mistake.

Change your judgment.

This is not your home. This is a court.

I’m not your worker to follow your orders.

I’m a judge.

Just because you threaten me, I’m not some timid guy who’ll tuck his tail and run...

Those who took the law into their own hands became prisoners.

But in the entire criminal history,

by taking the law into my own hands, studying day and night,

and fighting my own case,

I became a judge even before coming out of jail.

You think the law is like your gulab jamun, right?

Do you think you can do anything just because you have money?

Never!

After committing a crime, you have to face the punishment.

Take them away.

Hey Mango! I won't let this go.

I won’t let you off easy. Not only you.

I won’t let any of you who gave this pen drive off easy.

I'll slaughter each one.

You did me wrong, without even considering that I was your friend.

I won’t spare you. Mango!

For their role in the success of this case,

to Sathya, Bhoopathi, and Apsara...

The Honorable Court extends its appreciation and congratulations.

In recognition of the honesty of the unemployed Sathya,

he has been recommended for a government job.

ನ್ಯಾಯಾಲಯವನ್ನು ವಿಸರ್ಜಿಸಲಾಗಿದೆ. The court is adjourned.

[in unison] Thanks!

I didn’t understand why.

Because I got the government job because of you.

I won the case because of you.

Hello Bhupathi

I'm really sorry.

I harassed you a lot.

I insulted you and hurt you deeply.

Because of your insult that day, I am receiving respect today.

That’s what makes you great, Bhupathi.

Our company should have employees like you.

In the end, you gave me good news, Madam.

Thank you, madam.

[sighs, grunts]

Him?

Drat! Say it.

Hello, Mom! I got a government job. Hurrah!

What did you say?!

I got the government job at last!

I’ll make gulab jamun by the time you come.

Congratulations. ಅಭಿನಂದನೆಗಳು.

– You did a good job. – We did so much. Don’t we get anything?

Why not? Juice is on me. Come on.

In this vehicle?

Why does it matter? Come on, let’s go.

-[chuckles] Then, let's go sir. - Let's go, sir.

Why do you need sunglasses to go to jail and break stones?

give it.

[chuckles]

What kind of work have you done, man?

-[chuckles] Thank you, sir. -Thank you, sir.

You're saying thank you?

Hey, man, do you even know who you’re up against?

Who's he, sir?

David’s son, Daredevil!

If he finds out that you sent David’s brother to jail...

He'll skin you alive and hang you on to the doors.

He is that brutal.

We’ll deal with him when he comes.

Oh! Okay, sir. Okay, sir.

If I get hands on him I'll skin him alive and will hang him on the doors

" Tak-tak steps, she walks in... "

" the Hubballi girl "

" Oh my! The way she smiles "

" like ghee poured on fire "

" Tak-tak steps, she walks in... "

" the Hubballi girl "

" Oh my! The way she smiles "

" like ghee poured on fire "

" She came close and sat beside me "

" asked me my name "

" She placed her hand on my chest "

"the sound began inside - Like this… "

" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

" Oh man! Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga dagadagadagaDAGADAGDAGA DAAAA!"

" “Come, Raja,” she said "

" and ate pani puri "

" “Come, Veera,” she said "

" and ate butter dosa "

" What a look she has "

" like entering a mango grove "

" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

" Dagadagadaga DAGADAGDAGA DAAAA! "

" What a beauty she holds "

" Like a lamp perfectly lit "

" Honey flows i her words "

" I've gone mad in love "

" It must happen someday "

" I will marry her "

" In her dreams "

" I've lost in "

" girl you are my "

" beautiful wife "

" Come and do Madhuri's "

"'Ek.. Dho.. Theen..' Dance "

" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

" Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga oh My! "

" Oh my! Dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga, dagadag dagga "

" Dagadagadaga DAGADAGDAGA DAAAA! "