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Oh!

I'm so glad you're home.

Yes, me and my master's degree, finally.

So at least you know all those loans you took out won't go to waste.

I never had a moment's doubt.

Honey, I'm so proud of you.

And Daddy is over the moon.

You know what? I'm actually really proud of myself.

I didn't think I was going to make it.

Grad school can really burn you out after a while. It's even worse than

partying.

But you have something to show for your burnout.

You have a master's degree in classic literature.

That is huge.

You know, I never got a degree. So excuse me if I sound just a little bit

envious of my brilliant daughter.

Oh, Mom, you could have been anything you wanted to be. I inherited my

intellect from you.

And your father, the marine biologist, he might have had something to do with

it. Right.

Because you let him go back to school while you stayed home and took care of

us.

You and Daddy married so young. You never really got to do much for

yourself, did you?

Well, I did the most important thing. I have a beautiful family, and I have a

daughter that I couldn't be more proud of.

Well, I do have a little bit of other news, actually.

Really? Tell me.

I have a boyfriend.

Alexis, you never said a word about that. Who is he?

Oh, well, he's just, he was just a freshman at the university.

A freshman?

Well, yeah, he's a little on the young side, I guess you could say.

Oh, um, hmm.

So you met him in one of your classes?

No. No, we didn't have any classes together.

Okay.

I'm just going to tell you the truth.

He's a lot younger than me. He's only 19 years old.

Wow.

Well, you know, honey, there's nothing wrong with that.

As long as you feel you have some connection.

Yeah. I don't know what it is, but I do, and I like him.

He's just different.

He's really mature for his age, and he's very sweet.

You'll see, trust me, you'll love him. I know you will.

Haven't you ever been with a younger man?

Honey, I've never been with anyone but your father.

You know that.

Well, yeah, I know that's the official story.

You're so awful.

Thank God, I didn't notice.

Mom?

I'm sorry.

I was just putting some things in the closet and I dropped the light bulbs.

Mom, this is Aiden.

Oh.

Hello.

Hello, Mrs. Spears.

No, please.

Call me Zoe.

Very nice to meet you, Zoe.

Well, I guess I better go put these light bulbs away before I drop them

again.

Your mom is gorgeous.

Yeah.

Because she's really young. She only had me when she was 17.

Wow. So she kind of missed out on her youth?

Well, I wouldn't say that.

I mean, her and my dad were teenage sweethearts. Then she got pregnant, and

they got married, and it's just like an old-fashioned love story.

Since when do shotgun weddings qualify as an old-fashioned love story?

Well, you should be happy she made the choices she made. Otherwise, I wouldn't

be sitting here with you right now, would I?

And you wouldn't be feeling this kiss right now.

When your vacation comes up, maybe we could take a trip somewhere, just the

two of us.

I was thinking maybe Hawaii?

We haven't been there since our honeymoon.

Hawaii?

Honey, we can't afford Hawaii.

Sure you can.

There's all kinds of special rates and things going on right now. All you have

to do is look.

I was kind of hoping that we could stick close to home.

It's the first summer that our daughter's been back from grad school.

But honey, she's busy with her new boyfriend.

She won't mind, you know, if we take a few weeks to do something together.

Her new boyfriend?

Please, that's going to be over by the end of the summer.

He's just a kid.

He's too young for her.

She's an intellectual.

She's too smart for him. She's got her master's in English literature.

She's going to get her PhD.

He looks like he just got off a fast food shift out at the burger hut.

The novelty's going to wear off quick.

Trust me.

I know my daughter.

Well, I don't think that's fair.

I mean, why is it okay for men to always date younger women?

But the minute a woman does it, it's a big deal.

It is such a double standard.

We're talking about our daughter.

Not some middle-aged cougar trying to regain her youth by fucking 20-year-old

boys. Randy, that is really offensive.

Not all older women that date younger men are cougars.

Sometimes people have a connection, despite the age difference.

I really didn't know you were so shallow.

And I didn't know you were so sensitive about the topic.

Are you thinking of getting a little boy toy for yourself?

Is that it?

Of course not.

I'm going to sleep.

Oh, come on.

You're really serious about this, aren't you?

All right, look, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Maybe it wasn't fair that I judged the lad, uh, man, by his age.

Maybe it is true love.

Honey.

Honey, you know the rule.

No going to bed angry.

I'm not angry.

I just don't want to talk about it anymore.

Who said anything about talking?

Resist a little longer if you would like.

Mmm.

Mommy?

Mrs. isn't back yet, but do you want to come in?

Uh, yeah, I guess.

Is it okay if I just wait for her?

Sure, yeah.

Come on in.

Not even a soda?

No.

You can just keep me company until Alexis gets here.

Okay. I guess I can do that.

Well, I don't really want to interrupt what you're doing or anything, but... I

wasn't doing anything important. I could use a little break.

So, Alexis tells me you're a freshman.

What are you studying?

Oh, yeah. I guess I am a few years behind her.

I think I want to be an astronomer, but I haven't really declared a major yet.

I'm still trying to figure it all out.

Well, you're young.

You have time.

Time is funny, though. It kind of sneaks up on you.

Yes, it does.

And nobody knows that better than me.

Alexis was telling me a little bit about you.

I asked why you're so young and pretty looking.

I hope you don't take that the wrong way.

No, no.

Of course not.

Thank you.

And she said you and Mr. Spears got married really young.

Yeah, we did.

But, you know, we knew what we wanted. You know?

See, I can't even imagine what that feels like.

To know what you want when you're still so young.

I don't really have a handle on all that yet.

I guess I'm a late bloomer.

Well, you seem pretty mature to me.

You know, Alexis told me that you seem much older than your years.

Did she really say that?

Yes, she did. She said that you were very unique.

Well, I think she's unique too, and I can see where she got it from.

Well... I guess I better get back to doing whatever it was I was doing.

Okay, but it was nice talking to you. I hope we can do that again sometime.

Well, Aiden, it seems like we're going to be seeing a lot of you, so

I'm sure we will.

I hope so.

So how's it going with that new chick?

Alexis?

Oh, it's cool. It's good.

She's a little older, right? I see you're following my lead.

She's not that much older than me.

Hey, don't knock it till you try it.

Actually, her mom's pretty incredible too.

Her mom?

Whoa, where are you going with that, bro?

No, I'm just saying.

Her mom's beautiful, too.

Look, I don't know what I was saying, but never mind.

That's it, dude. You're done.

Full house.

It's a good thing we're just playing for beer, because you destroyed me today.

Next time we're playing for cash.

That'll be hard, because I don't have any.

Struggling student, huh?

Hey, baby.

Hey, baby, yourself.

Another poker night?

Yep.

Don't worry, baby, I won.

Well, then, I guess you deserve a little prize, don't you, Daddy?

No, I was just thinking the same thing.

Well, I will be upstairs waiting for you, so don't be long, okay?

Hey Aiden, how you doing?

Alright, I'll be waiting for you.

You ready for me?

Wow,

is she always fired up like that?

Would you believe me if I said yes?

She's hot, dude. You're a lucky man.

You know what?

I better get up there before she cools herself off.

Show yourself out, bro.

I didn't take too long, did I, baby?

Oh, you know, any minute away from you is too long.

Well, let me make this to you.

I like it when you have

poker night.

with their buddies.

My daughter!

Go deep.

Yeah. Oh, God. Deeper.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yes. I can feel your hands.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck. Yes. Yes.

I'm sorry.

I just don't think it's working out. I think Dad might have been right.

Alexis, I'm shocked.

I mean, you know, you really seem to like each other. And he's such a sweet

guy.

Yeah, he is a sweet guy, but it's true. He doesn't really know where he's going

in life.

He hasn't figured it out yet, and I can't pretend that that's not a problem

for me.

No matter how great the sex is.

So I just told him I need some space right now.

Well, he is really young. You know, maybe he just needs some time.

I know what it's like to make impulsive choices.

And you know, he is wise for taking his time to try and figure it out.

What do you mean, impulsive choices?

Do you regret getting married and having me?

No, Alexis, of course not.

What I mean is, it's better to take your time so that... You know, later on, you

don't wonder what might have been.

Well, anyway, he's coming to pick up his telescope, and I really don't want to be

here and see him. It's just kind of awkward, so can you give it to him?

Where is it?

It's upstairs in the guest room. He knows where it is.

I just want to be alone, so I'm going to go out for a little bit.

Aiden, hi.

I'm here to pick up my telescope.

Yeah, Alexis told me. It's upstairs in the guest room.

Come on in.

It looks powerful.

Yep, I worked all summer to get the money for this baby.

Maybe one day I'll do something with it.

You will, Aiden.

Listen, you know, Alexis told me what happened, but I just want you to know

that there's nothing wrong with taking your time, you know, to figure out what

you want to do.

I'm not so sure about that anymore. I don't want life to pass me by.

Life won't pass you by.

The right person will understand.

Like you do?

Well... I just mean that in life... I know what you mean.

And you always seem to know what I mean, too.

One of the worst things about breaking up with Alexis is that I won't get to

see you anymore.

I... I guess that's right.

Because you've really made an impression on me.

Can I show you something before I go?

Of course

Here

You see that?

I think so That's Venus Wow

Huh?