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Original subtitles

Raffaele.

But you, this evening, did you make a dead schiatta? Ten hot coffees, sugared,

ready for the old man.

Hey, if you don't finish, I'll cut your head off.

Excuse me.

. .

. .

. .

oh oh

you

Oh.

Ooh.

Thank you.

ah

Ooh.

Good.

Okay.

They know more than me. It's a gossip.

It's just a little

What are you doing?

And who says that the three can stay in Naples for three days without fatigue?

Oh, and do one thing, anticipate the departure.

Well, when you talk like that, you spit in the face.

Do you understand that until January 2 there is no place in the plane to make

them leave?

It's New Year's Eve, instead, people travel.

How do I do it?

You only think about your problem.

In your opinion, I could never imagine that on December 29 a visit from the ASL

would arrive and close the place for me.

Pensi alle ragazze. Al problema mio tu non ci pensi proprio.

Cioè, non pensi che se io non faccio questo veglione di Capodanno, perdo un

sacco di soldi. Vici, ma tu si tu.

Ehi, Songhia.

Ho anticipato i soldi per farle venire da Budapest fino a Napoli.

Non guadagno una lira.

E in più, come loro agente, ci devo rimettere pure i soldi per farle

rimanere a Napoli tre giorni. Non considerando proprio il fatto che mi

manderanno a fanculo quando io gli dirò che non c'è il lavoro.

E' giusto.

Hai ragione.

Scusa. E mo bisogna trovargli un'altra sistemazione.

Come on, don't

worry.

Think about your Vincenzo.

You're late today, too. Where have you been?

At a funeral.

You've always wanted to play, eh?

No, it's the truth.

What funeral?

Listen to me.

Tell me, Dad.

I invited the engineer Esposito to Capodanno.

If you want that place in his office, do it seriously, with good behavior.

Dad, look, I'm not a clown.

You always make me feel the same way.

I don't even know what I'm doing here.

I don't even know what I'm doing here. I don't even know what I'm doing here.

I don't even know what I'm doing here.

I didn't take anything, I swear to you. No, no.

Every time you bring home a newspaper that says it's the same story.

I don't want that. You took it, you looked at it, you gave me another vote.

I didn't take anything, I swear to you. Now the song starts again.

It's the same story.

You took it, you looked at it, you gave me another vote and we realized that

nothing happened.

I didn't take anything, I swear to you. But then don't be ashamed!

Ciao Gennaro! Ciao Enrico.

Scusa ma è tre ore che mi dice che deve far pipì. Ah, perciò è scappata.

Tutto a posto? Hai portato a fare la passeggiata a tua moglie?

And you ask me, since I moved to Modena, every time I go back to Naples, for me

it's like going back to paradise.

And tell me, where did you like it?

I showed it to Mergellina and Posilli. And of course you liked it.

You'll understand, she's used to the fog of Modena.

It didn't seem true to her to see the sun and the sea.

The problem is that three days are few.

The problem is that I have it in this house.

And yes, you, because you're in Modena, you have a good job.

Ah, Remigio.

Yes, I won't.

But I cannot pay them.

I told you it's not a problem.

When your agent will time for you some job and you will have some money, then

you can pay them.

Okay.

Wait.

You gave me a promise.

Okay, let's go.

Thank you very

much.

Hmm.

You want to do it to me? Sure.

Yes. Yes.

Do you understand what kind of problem I'm in?

No hotel wants me to work because they've already organized all the

meetings. And all over Naples there's a hotel that can't host me. And you can't

host me at your house.

Yes, if you bring me home, I'll kill myself.

Hey, Joe, what can I do?

I have to trust serious people. And you're the only person I can trust.

Otherwise I risk losing the trust of the Budapest agency. Joe, let me understand.

What do you want? You should host them for two nights. They have the departure

scheduled for January 2nd.

There's a lot of people who know her. She's the only person I can trust,

right?

And then?

Add three tables and it's done, right?

But these bastards, how do I know? It's not like they make me look like shit.

Don't worry, Ruben. They're good people. I'll make you look good.

Don't worry.

I left them to Vincenzo. Now I'm going to take them and take them home.

Hey, don't worry. I can take them tonight.

I have two nights.

Today, how many nights do we have? Today, thirty.

Why? How many?

Thirty. Thirty-one and one. And if I have three, I won't let you go. But the

night is over, what do I do? What do you mean?

You could have brought three rascals to my house, without Paolo blaming me. But

I had a heart attack.

And then my grandfather came to my room to free the room for the rascals.

Do one thing, bring me the remand in the afternoon.

All right, all right.

You've been too kind.

We'll see about the remand, okay? Okay.

Tell me, where are the rascals?

I went out with Capasanta.

Capasanta? And Capasante is a friend, a good person.

He speaks English, he dresses well.

And on the other hand, the girls were talking in the local stand. I went for a

panoramic tour. And then I didn't worry that Capasante is the type who organizes

himself. I'll show you that this evening you will also spare the hotel.

Ah, if this is because you didn't realize it.

If you didn't realize it, Capasante will make happen what you want.

I'll make you a black sheep, understand?

Dad, I already told you.

There are only three kids left in high school.

There are only two nights left. They have to go to the newspaper.

Grandpa, where are you going to sleep?

I'm going to sleep in my room.

Don't worry.

Don't worry about me?

What if you pretend to be an explosive engineer?

Don't worry, don't worry.

Good night.

looking if Remigio and Serena were sleeping.

It's never possible.

It's also your son and wife's fault.

But don't you want to go to school?

You have so many years. You have to go to sleep.

Don't worry.

You have to go to sleep. Why?

I want to talk to Imre. Yes, it's me.

I called to thank you for the beautiful days I spent in Naples.

It's not my fault.

Giovanni said the police closed the location.

I want to thank you for being with these two bitches.

Why are you talking to me like this?

So I had to be with those two whores, and they wanted to stay where they were,

so they could have fun.

And I had to wait an hour in the car, you know?

Everyone's trash.

Oh yeah.

Ah.

Okay.

to plant myself in the middle.

Don't play with me.

Let's see.

How come? I was sleeping in the room with my grandfather.

I know that these assholes are really good, but... No, they weren't.

I left them to you, so you can rest easy.

I thought they were rich.

I know that they are rich, but I don't know... Please, Rudy, pick them up at 11

o'clock.

Do you understand? Don't worry.

I'm going to pick up two bottles. That way I'll have enough money to buy them.

Rudy, good luck to you and your family.

Have a good year.

Do you want?

Yes,

try.

Buonasera, sono l'ingegnere Spostri. Salve. Se non mi sbaglio, voi siete il

fratello di Gennaro, quello che vive a Modena, eh?

Sì. Guardate.

Come fate a saperlo?

Il fratello mi parla sempre di te.

E sta in casa?

No, è uscito, è andato a fare gli auguri ad un amico. Però mo viene.

E noi qua stiamo, stiamo aspettando.

Che avete preparato di buono stasera per il cenò?

Veramente, mia moglie sta cucinando delle specialità emiliane.

Spero che vi piacciono.

I love all the Italian cuisine, from the north to the south.

But I don't understand a single piece. It's there.

It's there, it's there. Don't worry.

It's Rudy.

Where is he?

He went out too.

He went to get the bengala. He'll be here soon.

What's going on? I don't know, I don't understand.

I'm going to take a look.

Doctor, I was talking to your son.

I don't know what happened.

Thank you.

um

um um

No.

Sì, pronto?

Dite, zio.

Passami il tuo padre.

Un momento, eh.

Papà, ci state?

Ma pare che non è tornato ancora. Io ve lo so, è arrivato mo', eh. Quando lo

vedi, digli che sono all'hotel Paradiso con Serena.

Passiamo domani mattina a riprenderci le nostre cose.

Ma come?

Che ci faccio di andare all'hotel?

E non è stato con noi po' ognuno.

E ha già cattato pure i botti.

Serena non vuol più rientrare a casa.

Domani vi spiego tutto.

It's good that there's no sap.

Let's open the door.

Look at the button.

It's so beautiful.

It's like I'm a ghost.

I'm fat, but I'm not.

I'm going to eat you

tonight. I'm

going

to

eat

you.

That's the way to do it.

What's going

on?

Dad, I'm sorry.

What are you sorry for? Who are these bastards?

Dad, I'm going to school with my friend. School?

But you're not with the bandera, you're not rude.

Hey,

I'm going to explain to you...

What?

How do you explain that?

Mamma mia, how many logs are these?

Look at this.

Who uses these?

Idiots.

Daddy, do you want to eat?

Go on, daddy.

But I don't want to eat. I'm a bastard.

I'll be back later.

Okay, daddy.

That was a good fish.

What a beautiful fish.

I don't know what to say.

I don't know what to do.

You know, reeling back in the hook.

in Ashby in Tomodoroong.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Both my wife and I have been saved.

My husband's engineer has disappeared, and I am certainly in the third place.

Padman is going to look for the condos in Dasak, and now he is calling his

colonel. My grandfather fell asleep, another bastard.

Christ fell asleep, and I am in the morning with my poor son.

But do you know what I mean?

This is the most beautiful thing in my life.

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