Original subtitles

Thank you.

Sono appena le sette del pomeriggio e mio marito già dorme come un vecchio

pensionato.

È bastata una passeggiata sugli Champs-Élysées per fargli perdere tutte

le energie.

E pensare che ho dovuto insistere un anno per farmi portare in vacanza a

Parigi.

Quanto mi piacerebbe uscire e andare a scoprire i mille segreti di questa

affascinante città.

Ricordo che rimasi sconvolta quando, in assenza di mio marito, vidi una cassetta

porno prestata mi da un'amica.

In a scene of the film, a girl was taken to a place where dozens of voyeurs

masturbated looking at her.

My friend told me that everything was true and that that area of Paris is

called Port Dauphin.

I do not hide that the temptation to live an experience of this kind is for a

long time that makes me spend numerous nights of insomnia.

Hello? Hello, Marco. I need to tell you something.

The train is less three hours.

What kind of fucking excuse you find this time?

Don't be silly. The French team wants again Germany.

And there are a trouble.

The train is stopped since before Marseille one hour. And it's full of its

French supporter.

You fuck me again once more.

Just tell me who's the bastard with who you fucking now.

Stop it now.

Listen. You are a bitch.

You are just a fucking bitch.

Fucking shit.

Good evening.

Sorry, do you speak English?

Of course, madam.

Go to Port Dauphin, please.

Do you have any address?

Well, I would like to go where there are lookers and I'm very curious.

Okay.

Come on, show us your thighs.

Come on, show us your thighs. Come on, show us your thighs.

Come on, show us your thighs.

Let us see your ass. Here we go again.

What are

you going to take?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah.

Oh,

my

God.

Look how it moves, look how it moves! I've got the gall, damn it!

yes yes yes yes

Yes,

here, yes, mushroom, yes, like that.

Yes.

Fuck.

That's too bad, man.

Suck it.

Mr. Bear, put it this way.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Touchable.

Yeah, yeah.

Touchable.

Touchable.

Good.

That's what I like, man.

Come on.

That's what I'm talking about.

Yes. Yes. Come on. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Come on. Come on. Yes. Yes.

ah ah

I come, I come.

On your feet.

Yes, I come, I come, I come.

Come on,

come on, come on.

Yeah,

yeah,

yeah.

Yeah, come on.

It's okay.

Hey, come on.

Hey guys, you asked me to come here.

She's so hot. Show us your legs.

Show us your legs.

Show us your legs. Touch your dress.

Touch your dress.

Show them your body.

Show them your body, yeah.

Open your legs. Open your legs. We want to see you, yes.

The breasts here, the breasts.

Fuck, she's good, did you see how good she is?

Come on, touch yourself.

Touch your cat, touch her thighs.

Did you see her cat, how good she is?

Did you see her cat there?

Oh yeah, I wanted to see that. It's true, thighs.

And if you're there, boys, show them. Don't caress your head there.

Fuck, what a beauty.

That's the problem.

Touch your thighs there.

Move your legs.

Look at me.

Look at me.

You're wet, you bastard.

You're wet.

Look.

Look my sex Speak

english

Come on, touch your calves, your thighs.

You're soft, huh?

She likes that. You like that, huh? Come on, touch as well as you can.

I don't know, I don't know.

It's good, it's good.

You chose this one well, huh?

Are you happy to be here?

Look at this.

Look at this amazing tent.

Go ahead, the right one needs it.

Come on, come on.

Watch out!

Let's go!

Two digs baby, two digs.

Like a... Like a six.

Like a... Like a

six.

Oh, yes, it's good.

Go on, smash it well.

What a mouth.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

go.

Good breath.

Good

breath.

You like it, huh?

oh yeah

come yeah

Hi,

my love. Hi, my darling.

You know, I want to apologize for what I said before on the phone.

I go to the train station and they told me the story.

So, how was your travel?

It was a little bit tiring, but quite nice.

E per lui ho rinunciato alla famiglia, agli amici e perfino a mio marito.

Lui è una guida turistica, ma è diventato soprattutto il più grande

amore della mia vita.

Questa notte mia moglie non è con me, ma posso immaginare dove può essere.

Una futile passeggiata in montagna ha distrutto il nostro rapporto.

È tutto per colpa di quella maledetta guida turistica.

Ugh.

Sarei disposta a fare tutto per quest'uomo.

Stasera mi ha portato in camera la moglie di un turista romano e mi ha

chiesto di giocare con loro.

Non avrei mai pensato di arrivare a tanto.

E invece con lui non riesco mai a tirarmi indietro.

Oh.

Oh.

These women are really naive.

It's a real pleasure to play with them.

All you have to do is make them believe you're in love and you can get anything.

In this we are specialists, me and a French doctor who does my own job.

In the evening we meet again in the country bar and often we happen to meet

foreign girls, always sensitive to the charm of our tourist guides.

Just a few looks and a smile.

to have them immediately in our feet.

And so, while the mothers remain to talk to each other, we, with great pleasure,

provide to take care of the children.

Mmm.

Oh.

I met this man during an excursion in the mountains.

He is a tour guide, but he has become above all the greatest love of my life.

girls of color are sufficiently naive and when they take confidence they also

become very helpful these in fact are necessary characteristics to the

realization of my work what work I do you will find out later for now I just

limit myself to tell you that I have a splendid associate named miriam that you

will soon know

Bonjour, mademoiselle.

Alors, on ne trouve pas son chemin?

On cherche quelque chose. Bon, tu ne vois pas que je suis occupée, là?

Oui, je vois, mais bien sûr, je veux vous aider.

Bon, ben, va voir ailleurs si je suis, OK?

Mais non, justement, vous êtes ici.

Déjà, éteins-moi ta caméra, avec la caméra, et va voir ailleurs. Je suis en

train de chercher un chemin, là.

Justement, c'est un souvenir.

Oh man.

Oh.

Whoa. Whoa.

Wait.

Why? Why?

Why?

Voilà.

I mean...

oh

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Do you know what you're going to do now?

Look what I'm going to give you.

A little shampoo for you.

Do you know what you're going to do now?

You're going to put it on. You're going to smash the big guy next to you, okay?

Here.

I love

you.

Just dance.

Go on, wipe the cat like that, there you go.

There you go, wipe the cat.

Mmm.

Go a little faster now. You're going to make her play. Yes.

Look. Yes.

Go faster now.

Yes. Go faster like that. Yes.

The advantage of living in a tourist center in the mountains is above all

that of being able to count on a discrete number of friendly and

available holidaymakers.

Me and my friend Francesco always try to take advantage of it.

And I must say that the successes are endless.

Hungary? Yes.

Budapest. The best is Budapest.

Good Budapest. Very good city Budapest.

Yes. What does he want to say? Italian.

I don't know.

Italian. Rome.

Yes, good. Say it, say it.

Hungary.

Budapest. Good city Budapest.

Yes, Rome.

Not Rome?

Cuckoo! Mademoiselle!

Mademoiselle!

The girls are pretty.

Yes, they are beautiful.

We found two beautiful girls.

C'est qu'elle ne s'arrête plus.

They both suck a lot.

Oh.

I love you.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

Oh my god

Oh.

Oh!