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All right, so, we will see you at midnight,

and if we see the big stag, don't shoot.

We'll go for...

a beast of prey and wild boar instead,

or some cull if we're lucky.

What do you mean by "we"?

Herbert's the one with the permit, so

he'll be shooting, but, uh, I'll be watching.

That's what he means by "we."

-Okay. -We'll definitely shoot something for the party,

-eh? -Yeah.

-Little booze, of course. -Don't even think about it.

Not even a sip of mouthwash, let alone any spirits.

You know, a couple of years ago, this moron showed up

and he...

He tried to befriend a... a rabid fox, okay?

Taught it to chase a stick.

He wanted to bring it home.

He's lucky he didn't get hurt.

Now listen, I'm gonna be the one held accountable

if you paint the town red.

One more thing, there really is no signal here... so watch it.

And if you do get something, please make sure you gut it.

Don't worry, he'll gut it.

So, when we're done,

you can drink all you want.

And by the way, I bought some really good whiskey.

Now that's what I'm talking about.

All right, well, see you at midnight.

Yeah, yeah.

See you, old-timer.

Why is he so fucking concerned?

Well, he rips off the, uh, hunting party for a fortune,

I guess he doesn't want any trouble.

Keep in mind, he's doing us a favor.

-All right, let's get to it. -All right.

There's nothing here, just a whole lot of grayness.

You're in a rush.

It's a waitings game, man.

The feeder is filled with corn.

They'll come.

And then, they won't even have time to say, "Oops."

There.

There, my ass, you're just seeing things.

It's fucking there.

Give me those.

Oh, boy.

Now that's a big boar.

Missus is gonna make a killer stew out of this.

What the fuck was that?

A wolf.

But here... it can't be.

Well, maybe you should

-quit the drinking because... -Shut up.

Shoot.

What was that sound?

-Let's climb down and check it out. -Are you kidding me?

We can't just let it suffer, right?

Well, you're the big boy with a gun.

How about you go down and check it out and I'll stay up here.

Don't shit in your pants, big boy, all right?

You heard the impact.

If it's a wolf, it's gonna be a nice trophy.

Am I right?

If...

Come on, let's go.

You think it's dead?

Anything's possible.

It's been silent for quite a while.

Well, maybe we can't hear anything because of you.

Shut up.

Help!

Okay, I totally lost interest.

-I say we leave now. -A lost child?

That... that wolf, that boar, whatever - Help!

It was, would definitely be bigger than a kid.

Let's get out of here...

Not this time.

Let's go.

Oh, my fucking God, it's a little girl.

Hey.

Hello?

Hello?

What you doing?

Can you hear us?

Are you okay?

Come back here, let's go!

I don't wanna hurt you.

Everything's gonna be all right.

Happy ever after, motherfucker.

Over the past week,

we've seen a roller-coaster of weather conditions.

From sudden thunderstorms to unreasonably warm temperatures.

It seems Mother Nature

has quite the unpredictable temperament lately.

On our toes. In breaking news.

We've just received an update on today's search efforts for little Lily.

And unfortunately, it appears to have yielded no success.

-The search continues... -Mm.

Do you... do you know what that does to your body?

Yeah. It does all good.

Well, it's a carbohydrate, so...

Well, some people eat other than cotton buds

dipped in sugar-free strawberry shake.

Did you hear that?

-Hmm? -There was a shot.

In a forest? No way.

Hm.

Is it not dangerous?

It is if you're a rabbit,

or a bird, or something like that.

Sure, some local prick shot a squirrel dead.

Frustrated 'cause its cock was bigger than his.

During this difficult time. Now, we certainly...

For we do not keep the commandments of the Lord.

A man lies with a man,

-just detested. -What the hell?

"Stone him," said the Lord,

sinners of the worst kind.

God Almighty made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

I can't believe this.

Now, that is some real audio and mental pollution.

-Mm-hmm. -I know.

I can't believe there are still people like this freak.

"Ugh... I would rather suck

a one-eyed monster, my dear brothers and sisters in faith.

But a coward

piece of shit like me purely gets to protest

against the gays at the Love Parade that they do dare

"go do in the street, then go home to rub the nubbin."

That's it. Don't let some backwards idiot spoil the mood.

You guys, it's five days till the wedding.

Oh, you should be on stage with this.

It's hilarious.

Mm.

We're here.

Incredibly classy.

Well, I say it's pretty.

Yeah, well, I say it's brilliant.

Ooh...

-Till death? -Till death.

Here, you get in the middle.

Hmm, yeah.

Okay.

There we go.

Hi, my name is Johnny.

-Claire. -Helen.

You came to pick up the keys, right? Huh?

No, we just came by.

So why are you unpacking them?

The staff needed some fresh air.

I've never heard about that. You can see I don't mind, but...

some folks rented the house and they're not going to like it...

No, I was just joking.

It's us.

The confirmation is in my phone.

That was a good one.

You got me there for a second, eh?

You got me, you got me.

Ah...

Yeah.

Well, here is the key.

It opens the house.

Mm-hmm. That's what keys are for.

Not necessarily, some... open mailbox or chests...

Others, uh, open padlocks.

Hmm.

Uh... I cleaned it for you.

Thanks.

Listen, we're having a little party tonight.

No big deal, but we're going to have a good time.

-Would you like to come? -Serious?

Or is this another joke?

I would never joke about that.

Thanks, princess.

You're so nice.

I'll be there.

Uh...

Now, if you'll excuse us,

we really need to unpack.

Let me help you. Together we're quicker.

We're good, thanks.

Sure?

Yeah.

-Bye. -Bye.

You really invited him?

I mean, where's he gone?

To look for more keys?

Or some weed for tonight.

I can still call him off.

It's your party.

Nah, it's fine.

-He seems harmless. -Mm.

But that door seems brighter than he is.

It's not like I'll be discussing

quantum physics with him.

But I mean, come on.

I could climb him like a tree.

I'm telling you, if we were the last two people left on Earth,

I'd have no problem repopulating it with him.

Fast.

-He does look like he'd have a big... -Hey!

Claire, shut up.

I know you and Amy aren't thrilled

by that sort of thing, but I am.

All right...

"princess."

Enough!

Ooh...

-Cheers. -Cheers.

Cheers, ladies.

Ooh.

-Oh... -Excuse me, my date is here.

Mm-hmm.

Hi.

Hey.

Oh, wow.

This isn't a costume party.

We're a little too old for that.

Costume?

It's my ceremonial suit.

Come on in.

-Hi. -Oh...

-Hi. -Hi.

Your Majesty, Prince Charming.

Welcome to our humble abode.

Pleasure's mine.

Oh, wow.

That's a bouquet.

Uh... Oh...

I... I brought this for you.

Ooh...

Roses.

Thank you.

So sweet.

They smell delicious.

You have to hold it here.

It does smell splendid.

I'm allergic to roses.

I...

I appreciate f... you inviting me.

There's not much to do around here in the evening.

Really? I thought there was a pulsating nightlife here.

Massive parties every day.

Here? Oh, come on.

They're our guests.

They rarely talk to locals.

I go to the city once every month.

Life is there.

There are two pubs.

Two real pubs?

-You're kidding. -Eh...

It's true.

A western and a football pub.

However, they watch sports in both, on TV.

I bet it's not that bad around here.

You get to meet a lot of new people...

without the consequences.

Yeah.

Ye... yeah. Yeah.

There's nothing wrong with that, is there?

You can see a lot of exciting and pleasant things...

if you take advantage of them in time.

Yes.

Sorry.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

-They're doing it. -They're doing it.

Jasmine...

-Cheers, babe. -Cheers, girl.

I...

Do you not like it?

I've never tried this before.

Uh... Normally, I... I'd prefer sarsaparilla.

Or root beer.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

You mentioned the... exciting things, huh?

Yes.

Want me to show you something? It's out in the shed.

-In the shed? -Yeah, in the shed.

M'kay...

-Okay. Yeah. -Lead the way.

Can you hold this for me?

Oh... Where are you two going?

To the shed.

Prince charming got some moves!

Okay, one is borderline.

But if I have to listen to two fuck sessions, then fuck no.

Yes!

No, no, no, come. Come on.

Here.

Woo!

The shed is here.

-What is that? -Only for you.

Is this surprise big enough?

I would say it is.

Hmm.

Are you ready?

Mm-hmm.

-Thank you. -Uh...

You're very beautiful.

Thank you.

Please sit down, sit down, sit down.

Sit. Yeah, here, like this.

Ah!

Are you ready? Are you ready?

Really ready? Ready, ready, ready?

Yeah.

I...

I found this two days ago.

This one...

This one is very hard.

I... I hit it with a hammer and it didn't break.

Yeah...

Okay, but that one...

That one is very soft.

You can color with it.

Hmm?

Wait, b... but the third one...

Third one is my favorite because...

Are you out of your mind?

Did you seriously expect me to watch pebbles with you at night

in this freaking cold?

Princess don't talk like that.

Cut it out.

-Mm? -Where...

-I ca... I can't... -Mmm...

It's okay.

It's roses.

Mmm?

Agh...

Woo-ho-ho-ho.

Ah...

Are you ready?

Are you ready? Okay, then.

You're ready.

You're re...

Yeah...

Ha!

Hey, don't sleep.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Ah, perfect shapes.

My princess.

You're a gorgeous lover.

Don't cry.

Why are you shaking?

You're afraid?

Huh?

Fuck!

Okay, who's next?

What's wrong?

Did you guys order strippers?

Who the hell are they?

Where's Claire?

She went out for some romance

with the Rain Man.

What the fuck is going on?

Guys?

Guys?

Wha... He wants to come in?

-Is it locked? -What... Yes, I locked it.

Where is he heading?

I've had enough of this roughneck shit.

Yeah, go play somewhere else.

-Yeah. -I'm calling help.

Go.

-There's no signal. -You guys should try...

It's completely silent.

-What? -Are you joking?

Is that what it looks like?

How the hell are we gonna get out?

Yeah, we'll have to go out the back door, won't we?

It's meant to be open but we're stuck in here.

We need to lock him out, let's lock him out!

Come on, go, go!

Let's get this motherfucker!

Fuck this!

-Split! Split! -Go!

Fucking shit.

-Did you leave the keys inside? -Hurry!

Go, go, go!

Oh, my God... Claire!

Hm? Who's there?

Run, run, piggy, run!

Run!

Leslie, come on!

Run, piggy, run!

That's right!

Do you see them?

-Are they there? -No, I can't see 'em.

I don't see anything.

I see 'em, I see 'em, they're coming!

Put the keys in, put the keys in!

-Where's Claire? -The insane motherfucker tore her apart.

-What? -Oh, my God.

Shit!

I... I'm gonna be there when these bastards are executed.

I'm gonna laugh in their fucking faces.

I can't believe this.

Leslie?

Leslie? Leslie, what's wrong?

I don't know.

Did something happen?

She... she doesn't look good.

Leslie?

Cha... Charming must have put something in her drink.

Drive faster!

I'm going as fast as I can!

Guys!

Oh...

-Fucking shit! -Fuck!

Sh...

Reverse! Reverse!

There's two behind us!

Run them over!

He's coming towards us!

We've got to get back to the house!

Get out, get out!

Get Leslie!

Leslie...

Get up, please! Get up!

Come on, Leslie, get up! Get up!

Get up!

Helen, let's go!

Let's go!

Helen, let's go!

Let's go! Let's go!

Oh, my God. Leslie...

Oh, God. Oh...

Let's go, let's go.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

We have to go.

Careful.

It's okay.

Stop. Stop, stop!

We couldn't do anything, okay?

We didn't stand a chance against the fucking flamethrower.

Well, you two didn't struggle very much to help.

Well, as far as I could see, you ran first.

Girls, this isn't time to start blaming each other.

Do you really believe that you'd be brave in that type of situation?

The reality is that you run.

Look, I'm not brave, okay? I'm a coward.

But there was really nothing we could do.

We just need to admit that to ourselves.

Who were they?

Who the fuck knows?

What did they want?

It doesn't matter. It's over for us.

The only question is, are they gonna finish us...

or the forest?

No.

Guys!

Look!

-Let's... -Let's go!

Anybody there?

Hello?

I guess there's no one here.

No.

If there were any hunters around,

they would see us before we saw them.

Yeah. That makes sense.

I'm going up.

Something's not right, it's just their bags.

What's inside?

Let me look.

Hey, take this.

-Take it. -Really?

Nala, Nala.

Thanks.

Guys, check everything around, okay?

I'm gonna go up.

Let's go check it out.

Hey, hey, hey.

-Hey. -Hey, sweetie.

Hey.

Are we gonna be okay?

Hey, hey, hey, listen to me.

Everything is gonna be fine.

-You promise? -Yes!

-Yes. Yes. -You sure?

Oh, shit.

-What? -What?

You don't wanna know.

I still have two semesters left at school, but...

I'm pretty sure those are human.

-At least two of them. -Oh...

I guess it was too early to cheer, huh?

-Hide. Hide. -Hide, hide, hide, hide. Hide!

Okay, boys.

Have you met anything at all?

I hope even the dog will have boar stew

and red wine and...

spareribs...

roasted and cooked tomorrow.

If you're in the hideout, hammered, I swear to Jesus...

God and all the saints...

you're gonna spend the rest of tonight trying to

pull my boots out of your assholes with broken hands.

All the while lamenting whether your wives

are gonna stick with a dick less man.

Wake up, you wasted fool!

Please don't shoot.

Who's there?

We're coming out.

We're coming out.

Please, don't hurt us.

What?

All right.

All right.

I'm pretty sure that the two drunkards...

have not hooked up with five beautiful women like yourselves.

And you don't seem to be hookers, so, uh...

uh, what's going on here?

They're dead.

The pigs.

They...

The pigs.

"Pigs"?

-"They're dead"? -Listen to me.

It's kind of crucial they don't think I'm crazy.

You gotta believe us.

Seven of us came here.

We rented a house for my bachelorette party.

But then three lunatics

with pig masks showed up.

And they've been chasing us.

And they want to kill us.

Ah, you're drunk or you're shroomed.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Please, can you get us out of here?

-Please. -A bastard named Johnny helped them.

Yeah. Yeah.

Listen, your friends have been gutted.

They're in the bushes.

-Really? -Yeah.

I want you four to stay right here.

-Yeah. -And you...

-You're gonna show me their guts. -Okay.

I wanna know what's going on.

-Let's go. -Okay.

-Stay right there. -Yeah, yeah.

They're right there.

Oh!

Oh, son of a bitch.

Yeah...

Okay, we gotta go.

Let's go.

-Come on. -Okay.

Oh...

Thank you.

You're okay.

Okay... Here's what we're gonna do.

We're gonna get in that truck and we're gonna be gone.

Out of here. Just like the wind.

Let's go.

Who's there?

I don't believe this.

I got lost many hours ago.

We were hiking with my classmates.

Then the Big Bad Wolf came.

I could barely run away.

Do you know where the others are?

Pigs and wolf.

My sweet lady, where have you been all night?

Don't know.

Far.

Where the big mushrooms grow.

-What is your name, dear? -The wolf is near.

I want my mommy.

I have had enough of this nonsense.

Grab the girl. Take the girl.

We're leaving now. Hurry.

It's okay, honey. It's okay.

-You... you're safe now. -No.

The Big Bad Wolf is going to kill us.

Let's go. Let's go. It's okay. You're safe. You're safe.

It's all right.

It's okay, it's okay.

Hunter...

Hunter...

You didn't come here to hunt, did you?

Give me that.

I... I...

I don't know who you are!

If there is no regulation against you walking about...

then you better come out.

No need for fear.

It ain't gonna hurt.

I work for forestry. And you have to obey me.

Hunter stew with hooker sauce. Oh...

Sounds delicious.

You've only got one shot left, dickhead.

You have three seconds

to come out with your hands above your head.

I'm gonna stuff your balls down your throat.

Dead motherfucker.

Wha... what?

My eyes are big.

-It's okay. -The better to see you with.

-Three... -My ears are big.

The better to hear you with.

-Two! -My hands are big.

The better to grab you with.

I warned you, asshole.

My mouth is big.

The better to...

Dead man!

Yeah!

Oh, God.

-Oh! Oh, my God. -Oh, shit...

I'm gonna try to help him.

Let's go find Helen. Let's go.

Fuck.

Got you, you bastard.

What happened?

What have you done?

What I had to.

And to be honest, I'd do it again.

She's just a child.

A child with her head blown to pieces.

There's fucking pieces everywhere.

Yeah, and why do you think she was hiding?

She would have come for us next.

And in our sleep...

I did it to protect you.

Fuck.

I couldn't do anything to help him.

No one could.

Even if it was done in the hospital.

Check his pockets for ammos, anything.

Helen, here, take this.

I think he took the wolf down, but I'm not risking it.

Nala, come with me.

If that bastard's still alive,

we might be able to interrogate him.

You're out of your mind.

Not the time.

What the fuck?

These are just people.

This is so creepy.

It seems to be normal around here.

But, I mean, what is this?

Some kind of gang or a cult?

I don't fucking care.

But if any of them come near us, they're gonna get

what that red-dressed little bitch got.

That was a fucking child.

She was a murderer.

-I can't live... -Amy, this is not some

fucking college lecture on moral philosophy.

I don't give a shit who she was.

She fucking murdered someone.

-I can't live... -What can't you do?

Look at yourself.

I can't live together with someone

who would cold-bloodedly murder a child.

Wait.

I didn't mean any of that. Let's just talk about...

This isn't your fucking problem anymore.

Just go to the car.

Where the fuck are you going?

Don't follow me.

Helen.

-No, I need to go with her. -Amy.

It's okay. She'll be back.

Just give her time.

Come on, guys.

Let's go.

Let's go.

It's okay.

Come.

Shit.

-What's wrong? -It... it's not just a key.

We need a four-digit security code.

Fucking shit. I can't believe this.

You wouldn't have wrote it down, either. I mean, it's four digits.

-You'd just memorize it. -Okay, well, we can't afford

-not to search everything. -That's okay.

-Yeah, let's search it. -Yeah. Come on, guys.

-It's an alarm. -It's just junk.

Fuck, it's the engine. Guys! Guys! Guys!

It sends out a signal somewhere, right?

What? I don't get it. No, we

should just try and figure out what that code is.

We're not gonna figure out the code. There's a million

-combinations. -We don't have time for this. Just press any button.

-Someone will come. Exactly! -It'll send a signal.

-Just press... press any button. -Okay. Okay, okay!

Press!

Fuck, fuck!

-Oh, shit. -Fuck. That's... too loud.

-They're gonna hear that. -Oh, God.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Okay, we gotta go.

Fuck...

What the fuck is that?

No!

Come on!

Amy, come on!

What are we doing?

We can't stop.

-We need to keep going. -Just give her a minute, Wendy.

Two of them are chasing us, and the third could be anywhere.

You think I don't know that?

Look at her!

How would you feel?

It's okay.

We're all here for you, okay?

You can breathe...

No. No.

There isn't time for this.

Guys, look!

There's a cave.

We could hide there.

-Yeah? -Yeah. Yeah.

-Yeah. -Yeah?

Yeah.

Okay.

It's just ahead there.

Where?

-Let's go. -Yeah.

-Okay, let's go. -Come on.

Oh...

Oh, my God!

Get it off! Get it off!

Wendy, take this!

Oh, fuck.

-Oh, my God! Get it off! -Help me!

Go, go, go!

Oh, my God.

Fuck me!

Help me! Please, please, please! Help!

Tone it down! They're gonna hear us!

-They're gonna hear... -Come on!

I'm trying!

Try fucking harder!

-Get it off, get it off! -Come on!

-Light! -Please!

Guys, come on!

I'm bleeding out! Get it off!

Don't touch it, don't touch it!

It's serious, it's serious.

We gotta take her to the cave.

-Come on. Come on. -Oh, my God.

-Come on! -Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Careful, careful! We're almost there.

Guys! Keep it down!

-Please... -Oh, my God.

Keep it down, please!

Keep it down!

No way. Forget it.

I'd rather walk on one leg only.

Are you insane?

I'm not. But they are.

They killed our friends.

And that Little Red Riding Hood bitch stabbed the hunter.

And that wolf wasn't about to talk either.

And that inbred lunatic thinks he's Prince Charming.

Jasmine's right.

Mm-mm. No. No.

We're going in the cave.

It's a frog. It's not gonna

magically turn into a human.

And those aren't fairytale creatures.

They're just psychopaths.

No...

This isn't an ordinary frog.

This must be the home of the Frog King.

Now, if there's anyone inside, we'll beat them to death.

-Okay? Okay. -Yeah.

Fuck.

Ouch! Ouch!

Okay.

It's safe.

Come in.

Oh, shit.

You can do this.

Come on. There you go.

Come on. There you go. I got you.

I got you.

There you go. Come on. Okay. Come on. I got you.

I got you.

It's okay, sweetie, it's okay.

There you go. That's it, sit down.

Let me see your leg.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I need to wrap it.

Does anybody have something?

Oh...

There you go.

Okay. That... that works.

Okay.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

We can't afford any more mistakes like this.

One more slip-up and we are dead.

Okay? We need to be careful.

I couldn't even say goodbye to her.

They'll all end up in the electric chair.

How's that going to help her?

Will it bring Helen back?

What about Leslie and Claire?

Huh?

No. Uh...

You're right.

-It won't. -It's all my fault.

-I wanted something unique. -No, no, no, no. Don't say that.

I mean, nobody could have guessed what was going on here.

I'll never see her again.

Listen.

We'll strangle these bastards with their

own guts if it is the last thing that I do.

How do they get away with this?

I mean, surely we're not the first ones.

I...

Maybe the locals are covering for them.

I mean, if the police get suspicious,

they can just say the tourists never arrived.

-Why? -I don't know.

It doesn't matter.

What matters is they know the forest and they are fast.

Let's face it.

We don't stand a chance.

No, we have to survive.

Okay, there's no freaking justice on Earth if we don't.

It hurts so much.

Is there anything you can do to ease the pain?

We'll take care of you at home.

Where is home?

Do you even know the way?

We've been over this.

The forest is big, but it... it's not that big.

There can't be too many more of them.

Sure, there's a whole town full of inbred madmen.

It's their entertainment.

There's no point to even discuss this, guys.

Just get some rest and...

we'll figure something out in the morning, okay?

I'll keep watch.

Please wake me up if you're tired.

I don't think I can sleep.

Please, please, please, please.

Foe of the crown and the verdant woods,

quake before my dreadful wrath.

Prostrate thyself and plead for my magnanimous clemency.

Not for logic's sake, but for my delight.

Didst thou believe that slaying my

old comrade George would go unpunished?

Ha! "Ha," again, I say.

Bring forth my fallen companion.

Ah, dear friend.

Thou didst jest that I bore the brunt of grotesqueness.

Rest easy now, for in the great beyond,

perhaps thou shall find some semblance of beauty.

Do not fret, dear George.

In due time, you shall receive your final rest

at the Mystic Marsh, where eternal peace

awaits you.

Servants, the decree is death.

Let it be executed.

Amy, she's in trouble!

Amy...

Foul and wretched tricks such as these

hold no sway over the might of my spell.

Boo!

Pray do not tarry, you wretched seductress.

No!

No!

No!

Release her, loyal servant.

She's but a wanton harlot, unfit for your noble essence.

Fuck!

What a splendid spectacle it is

for mine eyes and heart.

Mercy shall not grace the guilty soul,

for 'tis the law and my will, the singular whole.

Perish, vile rats,

who dare to conspire against my reign.

In treachery you fall, never to rise again.

Yes, yes, yes!

Thy faith is sealed, my justice is pure.

Ha, ha, and ha!

And let this wretched spawn perish.

A rope for the libertine, a rope for her.

Ah, to vindicate our boundless grace,

we shall revel in this wretched harlot's torment.

The defendant, now having proved to be guilty,

shall jig on the rope.

I can defeat death, but the girl is incapable of that.

Her body and soul are lost forever.

We gotta go.

God, it's so bright.

What time is it?

It looks like it might be about midday.

What?

Why didn't you wake us up?

Everything was so peaceful, I didn't...

I know that's not what we agreed, but...

No, you... you've wasted vulnerable hours.

-Amy, what were you thinking? -Some of us can barely walk, Wendy.

One more night here and we're dead.

Listen, don't you think I know that?

Just cut it out, girls.

Okay, the edge of the forest can't be far.

If we leave now, we might be able to make it before dark.

Jas, do you think you can walk?

If you give me a hand, I think I'll be okay.

Let's go, then.

-Okay. -Let's go.

Okay.

Which way should we go?

Could anyone climb a tree? We could see better up high.

There's... there's that thing where moss grows thicker on the north side.

Isn't that an urban legend?

I don't know.

Maybe.

Which way did we come from?

The... the hunter's car was that way.

So should we call that the north side?

-Yeah. -Yeah?

Do you think... do you think so?

And then if we came from there, then...

Then... then we should just keep going this way.

This way.

-Okay. Yeah. -Okay?

We should head back to the car.

If we had a compass, we'd all be walking in the same direction.

-The hunters must have had one. -We can't go back there.

They still might be there.

Hmm.

What?

Are you smelling that decomposing stench again?

No.

That's not it. This is...

It's apple pie.

There's cinnamon.

I'm not mad, am I?

Well...

Come on, Jas.

Come here.

Watch out over there.

This is so fucking weird, guys.

Who the fuck is cooking in there?

And why weren't they killed?

Exactly. Everyone else gets murdered, but...

-someone lives here? -Yeah, well, don't be insane.

You thought there was something wrong with the frog.

Okay, well, Jasmine has a point now.

Well, guys, let's just decide, okay?

Whoever's in there hasn't seen us yet.

I think we should keep moving.

-I can do it. -I wanna go in.

But what if it's, like, the big space or something?

-Then what do you suggest, Wendy? -I don't...

We can't just keep walking until it gets dark.

I don't like this, guys.

But, fuck, what other choice do we have?

We can't just walk on until we drop dead.

Nala's right.

This is our only choice.

Fuck it. Let's do it.

Yeah? Okay.

Girls, grab sticks, rocks, anything you can.

Okay. But let's hide it.

-Sorry, sorry. -Hide.

And, guys, please.

I don't like this.

Guys, maybe we should go back.

We need help!

Amy...

Don't be shy.

Come. Come out.

Come, my dears.

Come. Come.

You're all dirty... and weary.

What on Earth happened, my sweetlings?

A couple of madmen attacked us.

Three were wearing pigs' masks and one in a wolf costume.

One named Johnny.

They killed three of our friends.

And also a hunter.

Are you talking about old Gabe?

-Yeah. They caught him. -Yeah.

Yeah.

Holy heavens!

That man was a real angel.

He often brought me meat.

And we shared many good times together.

I trust you.

I can't imagine four kids coming out

to the middle of nowhere just to rob and murder an old woman.

Could you call for help?

Our friend is really injured and...

we really need to get out of here.

Of course.

We'll figure something out.

But I've made so much food.

Please.

You must be very hungry.

-Come. Come. -Yeah...

I don't like this.

I've lived here for a while.

I can defend myself.

And you too.

Yeah.

Okay, let's go.

Come, come.

Please sit down.

Eat while the pie is still warm.

Okay.

Come.

You are all so beautiful.

-Thank you. -Oh, sit.

Thank you.

Here. Sit here.

Thank you.

No need to fear anymore.

Uh, we need to call the police.

I don't have a telephone.

-What? -What?

The few friends I do have live nearby.

However, my son will be arriving soon

and he can take you into town.

-Okay. -That's good.

Now, I still don't understand what those people wanted.

We have no idea.

At first we thought some locals

were joking or... one of us invited them, but...

Oh! Oh, I am being so unmannerly.

I have some painkillers. Will that help?

That would be great. Yes, yes, thank you.

Okay.

Do you mind if I...

Oh, please help yourself.

We need to get a hold of the police.

This whole thing is a fucking delirium.

Do you think we can trust her?

Jas, let me clean it for you.

Let me see.

Oh, thank you so much. I'm in med school, so I can take care of it.

-Oh, phew. -Thank you.

I thought I'd have to take care of the poor girl myself.

These old hands are fine

for cooking and baking,

but not for the fine work anymore.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Here, give me your plates. You must eat.

I baked this this morning.

Mmm.

Home cooking's no miracle.

It won't chase away the clouds for long.

Just for a while.

Mmm.

-Oh... Goodness. -Mmm.

Oh...

Thank you so much.

Here, darling, here.

-Oh... -No.

-No? Oh... -No, thank you. I mean, it's...

It's too much.

How about a nice, beautiful apple?

I picked them this morning.

They taste absolutely divine.

You are handling this so bravely.

Eat, eat, darling.

-Thank you. -Of course.

Oh...

So, where are you from?

We're not from here. We were...

celebrating my bachelorette party at a guest house.

Oh! You're about to become a wife.

That's when your real life begins.

I was married twice before, but, ah, you know...

Oh.

Oh, sweetie, w... what's wrong?

Oh...

It's her bride.

Helen, she was with us.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I didn't know.

It's okay.

Please, eat some bites.

I can't.

How about the milk?

Just milked this this morning.

My old Sophie has the best milk in town.

It gives you a whole new strength.

Okay.

Yeah.

Oh! Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

It's okay, sweetheart.

Things like this happen around the table.

No need to apologize.

When's your son coming?

Oh, five minutes, half an hour.

We don't live by the clock

around here, darling.

The sun has a slow set.

Why hurry?

Who and what for?

After all this is over, I'm gonna sleep

for an entire week.

Yeah.

I feel like I could sleep for days.

I mean, we won't forget your kindness.

Oh, I'm sure about that, my darling.

I have a really bad headache.

-So do I. -It's the nerves, sweethearts.

Just eat.

I'm sorry. Could I get some painkillers?

Oh, of course you can, but I've got something better than that.

That's right, Sophie.

Guys.

What the hell is going on?

Dear God...

How does that taste, you hag bitch?

-Oh... shit. -What the fuck?

What now?

I don't know.

I hope she'll like you. Hm?

Okay.

Ta-ta.

Mama! Mama, I'm... I'm home!

I have a good surprise for dinner.

Yes, now you meet my mom.

You're gonna meet her.

Ooh...

This must be some other specialty, huh?

Oh, Mom, y... you didn't have to.

Two princesses? Or are they one and a half?

This is...

Uh...

Hey...

You were hungry, huh? Eh?

You're so beautiful, when you're excited.

That was funny!

Why are you not laughing?

That was funny.

Oh...

Oh, a... ar... are you feeling unwell, huh? Are... are you sick?

Huh?

Don't worry...

A wound kiss always helps, huh?

Better?

You should answer when spoken to you.

Hey, shut up!

Mother, you're very silent.

Is everything fine, huh? Mother!

No need to fear, my princess, I may have been...

have been a bit rude with your friend, but... no worries.

Shut up, I will be kinder to you.

Yeah.

I haven't seen such a gorgeous princess in a long time.

Huh?

Could... are you my princess among the many?

Huh? Huh?

You don't need to answer now.

I'm concentrating.

Shoot!

Mother. M... Mother. M...

Mother!

Mother!

Okay.

Sick fuck.

Oh, no...

-Oh, Gosh. -Oh...

Okay.

What do we do?

We can't all go, look at her.

One of us needs to ride the horse and get help.

-Yeah. -I've never been on a horse.

I mean, I did as a child, but it was sort of a pony.

I think that means you're better at it.

Shit.

Okay. All right.

Yeah.

It's okay.

There you go.

Help me get out of here, please.

Please, help me get out of here.

Oh, we'll go together.

Oh, God, yeah.

Okay, okay.

Okay. There you go.

There you go.

What...

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Mama's milk. I'm in heaven. I'm in...

Shut up, freak.

Don't even try it, you fucking imbecile.

No cursing in mother's house.

Where is my mama?

I will beat you to death without shame.

I know you are a fucking imbecile motherfucker,

but even an idiot like you understands two things.

-Where is my mother? -Oh...

First, Amy has a loaded shotgun.

You might think you're strong,

but you're not stronger than that.

Okay?

I want my mother!

Where is my mother?

Like I said... it's a shotgun.

-You can't be faster. -Mm.

-Tell me, is she all... -No.

One suspicious move and your sick,

gelled head flies off.

Nod if you understand.

Nod.

Tell me if she's all right.

Second, I don't believe you.

What's more, I don't think an idiot like you can

actually help us in any way, but...

But you know the area.

And you're a buddy of the pigs.

So if nothing else, you can tell us what the fuck is going on.

And if I feel like you are lying...

I'm not going to hit...

but stab, cut, or burn...

because I have fucking nothing to lose!

I want my mommy.

Clear?

-What did you do to my mother? -Jesus fucking...

How many are there?

Oh, my mama.

"Oh, mama." Your mama.

Oh, your mama.

I know. I know.

Just... just... just answer our fucking questions

and you'll see her real soon, okay?

Buddy... How many are there?

-Many. -Many?

-Huh? -Last time not everyone got hot chocolate.

Mmm.

What's wrong with you guys?

I answered the... the question already.

Which way out?

Which way do we go out?

I want

-my mother! -Listen...

I have so many fucking knives right here.

-Ooh... -I could stab it into every single limb of yours.

Hold on...

Here, let's try again.

How do we get out?

You, out of here?

You don't.

Princesses don't go nowhere.

They stay with the prince and live happily ever after.

They can't just go away.

Town. Town, where is town?

-I can't go there. -Mm.

We are not allowed to. Nobody can.

Where's your phone? Huh?

Where's your phone?

Where did you get internet from? Huh?

Where the hell is your phone?

Jesus...

Signal?

There is a clearing at the edge of the woods

where there is a signal, but...

Mother Goose only lets the good ones in.

-And you're not one of them. -"Mother Goose"?

We'll have to give her a good smack too then.

Where does she live?

There is a treasure hollow tree, from there you walk through.

It stretches to Robbery Hedge.

A treasure from Goldilocks.

You can't miss it.

"Goldilocks."

Goldilocks, are there bears?

-Hey! -Let... Are there bears?

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."

Fuck. Jesus, fuck. Oh, my God.

Dada bear. Mama bear.

-Okay, okay, s... -And just the smallest baby bear.

Shut the fuck up.

Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

We got two lunatics and then three fucking freaks in fursuits.

-Yeah. -We can handle that if we get the jump on them first

rather than vice versa.

-Yeah, yeah. -Okay.

Uh, the hollow... the hollow tree, which way?

I want my mother. Now.

-Huh? Huh? -What does it look like?

Bring me my fucking mother.

I will rip your brain.

Pl... please help me, piggies. Piggies.

Get the fuck out of here or I'll kill him.

Piggies.

Piggies.

Piggies.

My friends.

Piggies. Piggies.

My friends. Yeah.

My friends are here.

Piggies.

Piggies. Piggies. Help me.

-We can't give up now. -Piggies.

Help me.

Please, don't come close or she will shoot you.

Jesus Christ.

Get the fuck out of here or I'll shoot him.

She will shoot you.

Don't come close.

You have ten seconds to get the fuck out of here.

Please, go, go.

Ten!

-Nine. -Please.

Eight.

Seven.

Six.

-Back off! Five. -Stay back!

-Go, go. -Stay back.

Four.

Three.

Amy...

Amy... No...

No. No.

Amy...

No...

Seven...

went into the woods so deep.

How many returned?

Who shall we keep?

Three pigs squealed with all their might.

While the wolf huffed and puffed, ready to bite.

Little girl, so sweet, with a small blade.

A lovely repast ends in a crimson shade.

We all know what they did this day.

Causing trouble.

Leading astray.

What will be their fate?

What will become of them?

Will they live happily ever after...

then?

On this night where vengeance calls...

the dead invite you.

Their world enthralls.

Piggies snort

and wolves now howl.

Your tale will end beneath night's cowl.

Little Red's tears glistening on her blade.

The mother and son seek debts...

unpaid.

Welcome.

Welcome.

Step right in...

sinful maiden.

Shall we begin?

Mm.

Cut it out, you serpent!

My daughter. My precious Red.

And my lover.

Poor Wolf.

You took them away from me.

You killed my mom.

And she's also crying because of you.

Amy!

Amy!

Wendy.

They were my life, my everything.

What kind of monsters are you?

Let's finish them here and now!

Your pulse is racing.

Your mind's a mess.

Tell me, dear...

did you soil your dress?

No escaping.

No running.

It's all too late.

You've set the stage for your twisted fate.

Shall I gut you down...

or set you free?

Does the crowd demand cruel penalty?

We see you now.

Your crime's... profound.

Now is time.

Justice be found.

What have you done to her?

Oh, dear.

Mind is slightly scattered.

Seems her skull is mostly shattered.

Stop it! Leave her alone!

What's left of her is rather frail.

Broken doll.

Pale...

and stale.

Behold this reunion.

Twisted...

and rare.

A bond of love caught in despair.

Ladies and gentlemen, gather near.

Tonight's tale is dark.

So lend me your ear.

Are you ready, my friends,

for what comes next?

A tale of justice...

by chaos perplexed.

You're in trouble, pretty dames.

No more kidding.

No more games.

Your path thus far is paved with corpses.

This is the end.

But you have choices.

What shall your excuses be?

I am here to listen.

Please, tell me.

That's not much, to say the least.

Your words, my ladies, they have ceased.

Your list of crimes I shall not serve.

For death is what you all deserve!

Yeah!

You sick fuck!

-Ooh! -You wanted to kill us.

They killed my mom! Let them pay for it now!

One thing...

we must never forget.

This is not your forest, nor your bed.

Yet.

We are the keepers of these trees.

And once a year we do as we please.

For we have lost too many pals.

They can't.

So one of you gals' blood must serve to ease the awful pain.

Or perhaps... I shall not refrain.

And send the three of you deceased...

to drift across the seven seas.

My verdict is in the test you take.

Three challenges, they are at stake.

Answer the questions that I pose,

get them right, the case is closed.

You also choose who pays the price.

Decide who lives.

It won't be nice.

We need one of you here to stay.

To God I swear there is no way that all of you shall walk away.

Untie me so I can kill every last one of you!

You hear me?

Every single one!

However...

if you fail to reply...

the three of you shall have to die.

You ready for my query?

Will you answer to me, dear?

Now that's what I call a brave act.

I like this kid. That's a fact.

-It's all right, dear. -I'm sorry.

Dear lad and lady, don't you fret.

We'll have our time.

They'll pay their debt.

That's enough.

Sit tight.

Hold steady.

While I start this show.

You ready?

The first is simple.

You can do it.

Just a puzzle.

Nothing to it.

After a long working day, a farmer lays down upon the hay.

Fast asleep though he may seem,

a noise awakes him from his dream.

A fox is in the chicken coop.

Barely awake, he must stoop to find his clubs still in their docks.

Matches in their box.

His clothes are in the chest that's oaken.

What's the first thing he will open?

What's the first thing he will open?

I'll give you some time to ponder.

But you won't have all day to wonder.

I shall slowly count to five.

And then the stick...

His eyes!

He opens his eyes.

Mm.

Second question's more demanding.

A trickier puzzle.

Notwithstanding.

I have cities and towns aplenty.

But no houses.

Not ten.

Not twenty.

I have lakes and rivers too.

But no fish to swim them through.

In my forests, I have no trees.

What am I?

Now, tell me, please.

Five!

-Four! -Four!

-Three! -Three!

Two! One!

Map!

Oh...

You managed to outplay me twice.

So, for the third time...

I shall roll the dice.

Now, here comes the final, fateful test.

To see who rests in Glass Coffin's nest.

Don't hesitate.

Just tell me right.

What was in my dream last night?

That is not a fair question!

Sure it is.

And I should know.

For I'm the master of this show.

I'm gonna die.

So?

That is wrong, oh, Pity Pie.

I guess that now it's time to die.

You're about to fail your final test.

Will you take just one more guess?

Fuck you!

You were right.

We were just joking.

All this time, we kept provoking.

Now, let's move to the next session,

where you'll get your proper question.

I'm at the start of starts and the end of ends.

I don't meet people, but I do have friends.

I swim with sharks, but don't dive in the ocean.

Tell me my name without a commotion.

Everybody knows it.

S. It's the letter S.

She said, "S!"

And she is right.

She is the champion of the night.

So...

can you answer when I command?

Whose blood should now defile our land?

Amy, please.

Amy...

I'm here because of you.

Helen. Helen.

Helen, please.

Helen, please talk to me.

Please.

Look at me.

Helen.

Amy, that's not Helen anymore.

Will the other two stay alive?

A rule's a rule.

I have sworn.

I have honor.

So I was born.

Then it should be me.

You cannot choose to take your life.

Name a victim.

-Bring the knife. -That was not the deal.

Amy...

Amy...

It's just her body.

Amy...

Till death.

Fuck.

I'm sorry, Wendy.

No, no, no!

No! No!

No! No! No! No! No!

Fucking killer bitch!

No! No! No!

Tell them to get off me!

No, no!

No!

It was all her!

It was all her fault!

I didn't hurt nobody.

Did you just say...

"nobody"?

What about our dear friend, Freddy?

Freddy?

Who... who the fuck is Freddy?

Freddy's blood...

now stains...

your wicked stick.

That crime of yours...

makes me sick.

You murdered him!

Yet you deny.

Now our vengeance will apply.

Who is he?

Who is he?

He used to be our cherished friend.

Faithful.

Loyal... to the end.

Among the frogs, he was the best.

A noble king.

Above the rest.

Skin.

A gift. So rare. Unique.

A single drop...

is all we'd seek.

His voice would tremble quick.

Sing.

For how we loved our dear Frog King.

So we will ask...

his royal highness...

how this girl...

will be sent...

to darkness.

Noble servants.

I call to you...

from beyond the grave...

to now pursue that girl...

who has abused me badly...

and caused me my demise so sadly.

To prove that I am better...

than her.

I shall not have her torn asunder...

nor shall I order her bones to be broken.

I want something else.

So I've spoken.

Almighty lord. Royal sire.

Tell me what your hearts desire.

Revenge!

She must rest with me

together in eternity.

No one else has the right. Just me!

You get what you deserve,

you despicable scallywag.

The King's rank obliges!

What?

You... you don't understand.

Your life...

and your lover's has been saved

because you were so well-behaved.

No one...

will harm you now.

But freedom...

I cannot allow!

Wait, wait, no... No!

You promised me!

That's not what you said!

That's not what you promised, please!

That's not what you said!

Fucking fuck! No!

Please.

Please, please, please.

Help!

Help me, please!

No!

He...

Help.

Help me.

Help.

Help.

You owe me...

A rhyme's a rhyme.

I rhymed every single line.

You owe me 50 bucks.

Fifty bucks.

Fifty bucks.

Asshole.