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Blow the wheel.

Damn it! Can't you really refrain ?!

What does it cost you to do like me? You, Libra, are all the same.

It's enough to give you a finger and take your whole hand ...!

I do gymnastics, I run, I take diet pills

and you're stuck at 90!

Where are the pills?

Dear Libra, don't forget I was boxing!

If you insist, I'll break your needles!

- Hi, Gandhi. - Hi !

Good morning, Gandhi.

Hello, Gandhi!

- Good morning, Mrs. Elvira. - Good morning, Mr. Mambelli.

- Do I have a letter? - Let's see.

- How's it going? - Everything is under control.

Marciolli, Berchiazzi and Iovini left half an hour earlier.

Mrs. Colombo came out on time, but with a bruise on her left jaw.

She's suspected of arguing with her jealous husband.

And the great novelty, the maid of the Bonivento family became pregnant!

- Since ? - Since Friday night.

Compared to you, the security guards are small children!

What is Security?

Like a big but secret guard.

Everyone knows everything about everyone, but no one seems to know.

Nothing serious happens like that. Goodbye, nice supervision!

Of course I'm supervising!

What are you doing, Gandhi ?! Today is my turn.

- Yes ! - Listen to the news.

Ever since Cagliari entered Division A, it's been on your mind!

Read "La Gazzetta" all the time! You can feel the nostalgia of boxing.

Nu-i aºa, Gandhi?

I dreamed you were fighting Carlos Monzon.

After a match without a shot, you knocked him out

With an overcut!

- The overture is a lethal blow. - Of course!

Then with a series of blows you put him on the floor. Like a bowling ball.

The penultimate time you dreamed of me, who fell like a bowler?

Leo Sphinx, in the 12th half.

After a series of blows to the face and a direct blow to the liver,

fell like a bowling ball!

Why don't you rest at night instead of dreaming nonsense?

You're a fool, you could be a great boxer.

But you became a worker.

At this time, you would have been European champion.

- With a bag of money and a bunch of women. "I could never have been a champion!"

I'm not bad enough: I have to hate a person to hit them!

If I don't hate him, instead of giving, I take!

What thighs! When I see something like that, my sight goes into the fog!

Where are you looking, you idiot ?! Did you see what you did to me?

Damn poverty!

"Look what you did to me!" - I'm sorry, I was distracted.

Damn it! I would shoot people like you in the mouth!

The taxi driver is right. Do you drive or look at your ass ?!

Look what you did! Ruin!

- It's only £ 20,000 in damages. "I'll give you 20,000 shots in the mouth!"

Let's not exaggerate ! I just didn't shoot you with a machine gun!

I'm shooting you with a machine gun, disgusting mustache!

I don't feel sorry for those like you ...

Sorry, someone forgot this far -right newspaper in your taxi.

- This newspaper is mine. - That changes things!

- No, it's my newspaper! - Then everything changes ...

We had priority, we came from the left!

Don't worry, I'll break your bones!

Listen taxi driver, you kind of made me jump!

Odd!

He fell like a bowling ball.

"Damn it!" "Don't exaggerate, what could you do?"

I also worked as a mechanic's assistant!

You should know that two damn tons of green paint went away yesterday

because the dosage at turbine no. 35 was wrong .

Too much solvent was applied.

If we want to take the lead in defending our interests,

we must be right.

We have to work properly. Sure?

Health !

Start downloading red 312 and blue 417.

Check the discharge of valves 15, 16 and 121.

Hey, Bodili, that's not yellow, is it?

- It's yellow canary. - Yes, he fell into poop!

Hello handsome !

Hello Maria. What do we have good today?

Pasta and beans or vegetable soup.

Pasta and beans.

It's unbelievable, is that all you think about?

Yes, I insist, if you change your mind, you will find me ready.

I don't change my mind, I 'm a faithful woman.

Salut, Gandhi!

- Your soup is ready. - No, you know I'm on a diet!

I don't want to be treated like that tomorrow. I want to stand in line just like everyone else.

- Come on, it has oil, as you like. - Oil?

- Is there an auction? - Chicken Cacciatore.

No, I can eat a maximum of 500 calories, it 's a scientific diet!

- To stay ? - An English soup.

- Do you want to ruin me ?! - Okay, I'll take it.

No, if you still brought them, I'll eat them, it's better.

- Maria, salt! - I'll be there in a moment.

I eat fruit, cheese and the harrow ... double!

Good !

Don't you want to eat all this? You have a name to respect.

Gandhi, the world champion of the hunger strike!

I don't like that name, you can't call me Bombolo!

- Tomorrow is Saturday, what do we do? - A new nightclub has opened.

Are you taking me dancing?

Call Patricia so we can be four.

- Go ? - Good.

But first we go to the movies, a movie is running that I can't miss.

- Russian! - Exactly.

- Gandhi, what happened? - Why did you call ?

Don't die suffocated!

For a year they have promised us purifiers, if they don't put them ...

- Eventually, someone will die! - Gandhi is right!

I'm going to talk to the director. Things need to change.

Where are you going ? Wait.

Let Meravigli take care, he is the union representative.

The union is us. I am the union!

Gandhi, don't hurry, wait!

Wait a minute!

Relations with the owner are the responsibility of the confederation.

Gandhi, I'm talking to the director.

At the executive level, any fighting strategy

it is better to be provided by a unitary mediation.

With your unitary mediations, you have broken us to pieces!

- Where are you going? - The director.

- Do you have an appointment? - Yes, that's why I dressed like that.

I'm Mambelli, the paint department.

I don't know how many times our colleague felt bad,

I will communicate something very urgent to you .

If you're still in, what is it about?

We in the ward, where the environment is a little different from that ...

- We are ... can I say in my own words? - Of course.

We're tired!

For a year, you promised us cleaners and you still haven't put them on!

We will hold a consultation with the factory council.

No, you have to put your hand in your pocket to take out the money for the scrubbers!

Mambelli, let's not exaggerate!

What do you want to do ?

- Evamen window. - Evamen window?

I want to show you what we have in our lungs. Come on!

Please !

Yellow canary 417.

Impressive, isn't it?

And now, I think I have an Azzurro cobalt 313 here.

This didn't go bad either!

If you still have doubts about the usefulness of scrubbers,

We can test you. With a color ... Ramarro green.

No, no, be good. I understood everything.

Good, good ...

Clearly, clearly, I understood everything. Everything is clear.

Until we arrive, the disco will be closed!

It was better to go dancing.

When I see the epic of the Russian people, I get excited!

Russian films are masterpieces, with subtitles, balls, harassment ...!

I'm not coming with you anymore. It's the same every time!

Bulgarian, Russian movies ... we better go to the meeting!

What kind of workers are you?

Marx did not write that on Saturday night we must go to those movies of ...

- Yes, it's a French word. - Yes, that thing!

Saturday night working class wants to have fun!

And I, who work all week like an animal, want to dance!

Then marry Don Lurio!

Better with him than with someone like you who only thinks about politics!

And when you smoke a cigarette you make a political problem!

I don't smoke, I'm a former athlete.

You don't smoke, you don't drink, you don't dance ...

You're not even a communist, you're a priest!

If you don't withdraw your words, I ...

- What are you doing, breaking my face? - Exactly.

Anyway, everyone knows you're strong!

Do you want to know the truth? I've had enough !

Gandhi, don't be a child!

I'm not a child, I'm a worker.

And you're a fool. And with that I ended the round table.

Gandhi! Come back !

Leave him alone, that's him.

In my work, the fascists!

"I don't know how to thank you." - Come on, get up ...

- I'm taking you to the emergency room. - No, I'm not going there!

- Why ? - I'm complaining.

Did you get in trouble?

I don't want to interfere with the police.

Maybe you are right. They are on their side.

Don't worry, we're going to my house.

Good luck, I'm an athlete and everyone like me has medication at home.

"I couldn't make you a shampoo!" - I bet you're a boxer.

Eºti un bãiat isteþ!

What did those guys have with you? Are you just one of us?

- Which one do you have? - A comrade.

- Not. - You don't look like a priest ...

Of course not.

I think they had a reason to beat you ...

Are you the nurse or the cop?

Am I a cop? If I could, the cops would ...

In the figurative sense!

If they hit you, it means you're against them.

I like those who are against them!

If I could sleep here ... even on foot!

You will sleep here in my bed!

With broken ribs, you can't move.

Get up, slowly.

Slowly ... I'm done.

Sorry, this is my fiancée 's hood .

I live alone, she still comes here and a lot happens!

I'm going to make you some tea.

- Can I make a call? - Yes, feel at home.

- Claudio? - From.

- Where did you go ? - I'm gone, I can't stand you anymore.

"I" can't stand you when you do this!

- Don't scream. - Where are you?

- At a friend's house. - Give me the number.

- Stop it. "If you don't give it to me, I'll kill myself."

- I swear I'm killing myself! - I can't give it to you.

You take advantage because I am in love with you.

You can't treat me like this after so much time together!

"If you leave me, it's not worth it ..." In chorus: "If you leave me, it's not worth it."

Tea ... Juice, not tea!

"If you leave me, it's not worth ...", in chorus: "If you leave me, it's not worth ..."

I brought you a brandy, I thought the tea ...

It's for girls!

Hi, bear.

A 'mouth', raise the dead!

- Thank you. - Come on, cover yourself.

- Try to rest. - Thanks for everything.

I don't think many would have done that!

In your bed, I feel ... uncomfortable.

You don't have to worry, what do you understand?

I'm not a jerk! That should be more!

That would be awful. You do not believe ?

Think, Marxist, foreman,

physical strength, indifference ... And bullying !

That would be the coolest! I'm in trouble!

"Do you know you're nice to me?" - Me too, a lot.

- Good night. - Good night.

Maybe I'd better go to the doctor. I do not feel well.

- Where does it hurt ? - Everywhere.

I'm injecting you with pain and it's all over.

- What are you doing, you bastard, sleeping? - No, my eyes are open!

Like crazy! I'm going to wash the dishes and he's asleep!

Calm down, calm down ... it 's almost ready.

- What is it, morphine? - No, I'm giving you a vitamin.

- Vitamin? - It will invigorate you. Come back.

I can't be worse!

Who will it be at this hour?

- Hello? - Who's talking?

- Sunt Gandhi. - Gandhi?

- Is Claudio there? - Is your name Claudio?

- Yes. - He's here, but he can't answer.

Can't answer?

Tell that fool not to apologize!

Did you understand? Hello?

Did you understand what I said?

Yes, I understand. I was thinking of something.

He's in bed.

Okay ... he didn't waste his time!

I hope you don't fall in love with that madwoman.

It ruined my life! Three years together, not a day!

I lost the most beautiful years of my youth ...

It must be for you. Maybe it's a joke.

Thanks.

- What do you want ? - To see you ... I'm going crazy!

- Stop thinking about me. - Do you want to leave me?

- Yes, it's all over! - No love, I love you!

I'm yours, Marcello! I love you, Claudio!

Hurry up, I can't!

Maybe it's better to do it intravenously.

But ... do it yourself!

Let's face it, it wasn't even morphine.

- I understand. - What did you understand?

I understand you understand what I am.

- I don't think I understand. "But yes, don't be a hypocrite."

No, you take me in ...

- Joke! - No, they are as you think.

Come say. It's not serious.

If it's as I think, it 's a little serious!

There are many terms to tell me. Which one do you want to use?

Gay, queer, different ... Today they say different.

Or bulangiu. As you say!

- This time you said it! - But you're thinking about it, aren't you?

"If you say so, I'll think about it." "Do you see that you're thinking?"

Okay, you convinced me!

Let's see what's new.

Colombo is sleeping.

Maccaluso is watching private television ... the mess!

What to do ? Are you leaving or are you hitting me like those fascists?

What do I have to do with the fascists? Don't you want an argument at two in the morning?

When I met you, I didn't think you were one of them.

- I'm not going like them. - Why, "those" how are they?

Merg aºa.

- Don't say it's not like that! - Those are girls!

Not all homosexuals are girls. Did you understand?

No, we're going to sleep face up.

- The one from three, Mambelli ... - Who, Gandhi?

Gandhi, ãla. E un bãrbat?

What if Gandhi is a man? His name is Bernardo.

Wear pants and punch God to protect you!

What do you think, someone who walks like that is a man?

- How? - Oh.

Who's going like that?

Gandhi, I saw him last night!

- What are you looking at! - I know what I'm looking at!

Look there!

Miss Elvira, Mr. Pietro, have a good Sunday!

"Thank you!" - A nice Sunday.

- What are you looking at !? "Nothing, I was thinking!"

I think I'm sweeping the yard and Gandhi is shooting her with that!

And you ask me if that's a man?

Do you know where you saw Gandhi walking like that?

"I saw him there!" - No, here in the bottle!

This is Gandhi going like this ...! When you drink, you see Gandhi walking like that ...

Look, do you see him ...?

Gandhi !

- Who is ? - What are you doing there ?

Maria !

I'll be there in a moment.

Wait, I'm opening.

Look.

Gandhi, what happened? Did you sleep in the bathtub?

Yes, I was hot, it 's good to sleep on something hard.

If I feel like peeing at night. I do it right away!

- You barricaded yourself. - I was afraid of thieves.

Did you see anyone coming in?

Not. What's with this fear of thieves?

You're just starting to become a woman, aren't you?

Am I a woman? Then I slept there!

- But you slept in the bathtub. - It's comfortable, I assure you.

Today, you can save 30-40 thousand pounds ...

Look, if you want, you have room too.

In the mood for jokes ? It means you're not upset anymore.

Excuse me for last night, but sometimes I get angry!

And me, honestly.

- I want to make love. - I want it too.

- Not ! - What ?

We make love in the bathtub. With foam!

- I saw it in a movie! - In the bathtub?

But you only see Russian movies about the life of the peasants!

It was a documentary about salmon fishing in Norway.

There was a fisherwoman in the middle of the sea.

She slipped and they ended up making love in the tub. What a wish!

- Really? - Yes.

- Why are we talking so slowly? - To create an erotic atmosphere.

Oh, the atmosphere ...!

- Have... ! - It hurts !

Damn ...

- I'm drowning! - I'm slipping!

We have to apply ... a Thai system ...

Not possible !

You have to sit in a position like this ...

- Get out of here! - Who I ?

- You gave me a knee right here ... - Excuse me, I didn't do it on purpose.

We have to go out immediately, I remembered that today is Grandpa's commemoration!

Is that what you think of when you make love to me?

I have to bring him flowers right away because otherwise he from above would curse me.

- Do you believe in this stuff? - Usually no.

Today Yes !

This is my grandfather, a man of old, in one piece.

He had an incredible life. At the age of 3 he was already working in the mine.

At 7 he dug the Sempione tunnel, at 10 he made furnaces,

and at 13 he became an anarchist because he was tired.

It was the terror of the bosses.

In 1904, he organized a strike in the Benelli workshops.

It was a fight with the mounted police and he received a hoof in the face.

He died at the hospital: a rib pierced his knee.

- Grandpa had two balls like that ... - You made me two balls like that ...!

For three hours, you've been telling me about your grandfather's life ...

I understand everything, but to spend all Sunday in the cemetery ... no!

- What does your grandfather do? "What has that got to do with it?"

- He has, he has ...! - Watchmaker!

You saw ? Excuse me, she's a bourgeois cow!

You are a bourgeois, you came to me just because

You hide a dead man in the house, your dead!

- Well... ? - OK...

I wanted to make you lunch,

let's spend the day as husband and wife in your house ...

- In my house, no! - Why ?

I thought I'd surprise you.

Here is a restaurant where you can eat very well.

Rice with mushrooms, lucci ... and as a digestive a beautiful room!

- I'm ashamed. - It's more exciting than home!

See. I suggest a pepper fillet!

That way, when you're in bed, you won't think about your grandfather.

Exact !

And she realized she was living with a man.

First, he made fun of him at the office with his colleagues.

And one night he entered the house and killed them both!

Excuse me a little!

- It's a tragedy. - Yes, about the tragedy ...

- Alo. - Sunt Gandhi.

How are you feeling?

- Bad. - What happens ?

What would you like to happen? You locked me inside.

If I'm sick, salvation can't come in either.

- Stop the victim. - Which victim ?!

- What are you doing ? Are you crying? - He wants me to end it!

Don't say nonsense. Take a nap and tomorrow everything will pass.

- I can not sleep. - There are sleeping pills on the nightstand.

Don't wait for me, I'll be back late. It does not attract attention

don't answer the phone otherwise you'll bother me.

- Bine, hello! - Hello !

- Excuse me. - Are you okay?

- No, everything's fine. Waiter! - I'll be there in a moment.

Then we go to the movies? But after...

- Good. - I choose the movie!

No movies with Russian workers, no revolutions.

I want an entertainment show! See.

(Drama in the field of homosexuals)

(Engineer from Rimini takes his life with barbiturates.)

(Body discovered by the porter.)

(Research is being done in the circle of private friends.)

Excuse me a little.

(I want to see if he kills the sleeping pill. I have to save him!)

(And Maria? I find an excuse and take her home.)

Look, I knew!

Claudio !

Claudio !

He took them all!

She's alive. Air, you need air!

Pietro, come immediately! Something terrible is happening!

- Mã sãruþi! - It was artificial respiration.

Thousand ? Why ?

- You tried to kill yourself! - Me?

Yes, you swallowed all the pills. The box is empty.

Of course it's empty, there were only two.

They worked if I didn't hear you coming in!

To be damn stupid!

- Quick ! - Where are the thieves?

There ! Come and see !

Fast fast ! There !

Did you wake me up to see Gandhi punching the ball?

Now, but before that she was kissing a man.

- What was he doing earlier? - Kiss a man!

I'll show you where you saw Gandhi kissing a man.

You saw him in here. Look, it's in here!

Excuse me, that's how I get cold when I get angry!

Wait a minute, I'm sleeping there.

Yes, in the tub with the broken ribs?

A shitty Sunday!

It's my fault, I have to tell Maria right away.

Like it's easy!

He's a friend who sleeps with me and is a little messy.

- Finally, you said it. - Yes, I said it!

Because I didn't have to deal with bullies anymore !

Do you see the bulangi in the factory? See here en bloc?

Get a mess out of this block!

And you talk about us as if we were "scratchers"!

- BOATS? - Roachphones!

Beetles, disgusting insects that need to be crushed.

Go and get the broom!

Speak slower, do you want everyone to know?

It takes a little restraint. What's up with the broom?

Are !

My mother and father drove me away from home.

They called at night: Your boy is a mess!

Do you want to make a concentration camp ?

Gas us all.

No, no gas!

Gas chambers, no ...!

Gas!

Gas!

Damn it... !

Are you done with the nonsense?

Gandhi! I did it, come on!

Bravo !

- It is your merit ! - What do I deserve?

I got the scrubbers after you did it to the director ...!

They made them, they gave back!

It is a great union victory.

I'm proud of you, baby!

Let s celebrate !

I share your frontal way of doing politics,

but I must admit that sometimes the hardness is simpler

And more effective than mediation and dialogue.

Workers and delegates from the provincial federation

they decided to nominate you for the next election, candidate

factory delegate.

- Me factory delegate? - Yes, colleagues care about you.

With one like you you can achieve many other victories.

You have to accept, people listen to you when you talk!

Where do we find an honest one like you?

You had nothing to hide in your life. You are the cleanest of us.

See ? I'm fine, a few days were enough, satisfied?

- Satisfied! - Not me at all.

Now I have to go, I was so locked up here.

Always warm, without exchanging a word with anyone

only with this dark smell!

The only fun would be shooting, but we were making a lot of noise.

Everything was revealed to him!

What is the punishment for a normal man hiding a homosexual?

I did my best for you, but I have a reputation for defense.

Yes, you didn't hit, spit or force me to eat shit.

Do you know where you are strong? Thanks!

Do you know what I'm telling you? You don't have a pipe.

Everyone has weaknesses.

I prefer a pipe in my mouth because I don't ...

Come on, I want to get out of this house healthy .

The problem is getting rid of security.

Wait, where are you going?

Where do I go ? It's been six months since I've brought bread here.

I'm inflexible, I want to see the packages.

- It's bread, breadcrumbs, toilet paper. - For whom toilet paper?

- For an ass! - Uneducated!

I'm going to distract her, when she's free I'll make a sign for you.

Good.

- Good morning, Mambelli. - Hello.

My button broke, can you sew it for me?

I have to go get this needle,

I can't leave the guard at the entrance.

- I have everything. - With pleasure.

This is women's business, I'm a man.

Gives... !

Holy words: gentlemen are gentlemen, and women are women.

- Modern promiscuity disgusts me. - You're right.

You have a beautiful fiancée. When do you get married?

It depends on many factors: economy, health ...

I work there.

Next to him is the bar of the gentlemen who beat me the night before.

You've chosen the right place to put a bookstore like this!

Let's go.

Look who came! The swallows are back.

- Can I know where you disappeared? - I had a few days off.

I'm not a zombie! I had an argument with Marcello ...

Go delete the outside inscriptions .

The whole neighborhood is against us ... what a mess!

Excuse me, ma'am, are you sure it's evil?

They are worse than Khomeini!

Vincenzo and or fetiþã!

Hello. Do you have "Pederasty and Class Consciousness"?

For class consciousness I help you, for pederasty ask ...

Bottom shelf, political section.

Thank you.

What you say ? Do you like it?

Yes ... an interesting environment!

- Miscellaneous! - Miscellaneous, dar analog.

Seen from here! Is it your bookstore?

No, I'm an employee, he belongs to the League of Homosexuals.

- Is there a league? - Of course.

Slowly we will win the battles, just like you and the union!

Do you compare the union to a league of bullies?

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. It was a political reason.

Let's leave politics, I have a lot of work to do.

We better say goodbye.

- And sleeping? - It is not a problem.

I have a small room with a bed, I sleep here.

I want to tell you something. Thanks.

And I want to tell you something. The way you are ...

- How? - Have you tried to treat yourself?

And you Be blind and deaf to something different.

- Isn't it a disease? - Okay, hello.

Look at the funny books! Here's that poster!

I thought I saw Gandhi.

What nonsense are you saying ...?! Not possible.

I couldn't swear, but I think he is. Let's go see.

What do you want? Women here, it's the end of the world!

My girlfriend thought she saw my fiancé coming in here.

Fiancé? Are you kidding me?

No, don't get upset. Maybe I was wrong.

Let's go. I didn't see well.

Get some treatment, darling!

Carrots contain good vitamins for eyesight!

- What happened ? - Two hysterical "three-quarter stockings".

Gandhi, are you here? What are you doing ?

I'm researching. "The Great Homosexuals of History."

You can keep it. Maybe you will clarify your ideas!

Mulþumesc! Hello !

Hey handsome, do you want to take a walk?

No, thanks, I don't want to wrinkle.

The wind in the car is very exciting.

The wind through my hair is beautiful!

Don't insist, it's not my interest.

Hello, beautiful!

Alphabetical index: Alcibiades, Alexander the Great,

Buonarroti Michelangelo, Da Vinci Leonardo,

Iroda, Furius, ... Julius Caesar.

Damn it!

Nerone, Tarzan, Zorro ...

No, you're not, bravo!

The first chapter, probably Adam, when he was still without Eve,

One day, naked, mirroring himself in a lake ...

Holy Virgin!

It's been 10 days since I made love.

But next Sunday we recover: all day in bed!

What do you think, the Chinese Marxists are revised ?

I don't know, Marxism is an idea, a theory ...

Men make history, don't they?

- Yes, men! - Why, isn't it?

More recently I have learned anything delle belle

about certain men who made history.

Julius Caesar...

Worker Mambelli is called .

Hello? Yes I am.

What happened ?

I can not now.

Okay, I'll be right back!

Gandhi, your pants!

Claudio !

Claudio !

Stop crying! I'm here.

Thank you.

Look, they're coming back!

They saw you! They want revenge.

Please be careful!

- What happened ? - You should have seen the window!

In front of everyone, even children!

- What did you see? - All kinds of perversions.

I made many complaints, but nothing!

- Were they when you arrived? - Of course!

Take your things and we're leaving!

- Where are you taking me ? - Marcello's house.

- No, I'm done with him. - You have people, friends ...

Does it seem easy? I do not have !

- I do not have. - We're going back to me.

Come over.

What time do you think we can get into your yard?

As soon as night falls, the porter goes to bed.

You're not afraid of a gang of thugs, but you're afraid of a porter.

These are the contradictions of the system.

You can't understand, you are not part of the working class.

Yes ? Do you want to know where I was born? There.

When I lived there, there was only one southern barracks.

At 14, I went to the factory to work, just like you.

It seems impossible that one who was born there can become a ...

These are the contradictions of the system.

Honey, I'm worried. I've been waiting for you for two hours.

Where are you? What happened ?

Who goes in there ?!

- It's Bambelli, don't shoot! - Mambelli, what are you doing downstairs?

My suitcase with all my belongings fell off .

Personal effects? Ostrich feathers, perfumes, beads ...

Do you wear beads?

Once in Tahiti, they sent me from the company by bus.

By bus to Tahiti?

"The man is handsome"? What's that thing?

The poster of a movie, the title is provisional.

It's the story of two miners who lost their parents

And they decide to cross the Atlantic in an inflatable boat!

Inflatable?

Foam?

Open the door, I'm here!

Damn it, he looked in his suitcase too!

That's the most curious porter in Europe.

Maybe he found out all about us ... it would be unpleasant!

"She never sleeps!" - I think he's on drugs.

- Is he on drugs? - Amphetamines, speed ...

Anti-doping must also be instituted for porters.

After all, I like this house.

I feel at ease.

What happens ? Problems ?

Maria, my fiancée,

He says he has n't understood me in a while .

That's how we women are.

Hysterical and ... enigmatic.

Hello Maria.

Hi. I read your ticket last night .

If you want, I can explain everything to you .

A friend of mine, you don't know him, I met him one night at ...

He was in trouble, the rockers set fire to his store.

I couldn't give back ...

And that, how do you explain it?

They were fascists!

Yes, even them! The guard saw them as they fled.

How crazy! They have fantasy!

We take care of these provocateurs!

They ? How do you explain yourself?

Do they have anything to do with you because you are politically involved?

Exact.

Walter, are you going to dance with me tonight?

I don't know ... if Gandhi agrees.

Yes, he is very politically involved, he doesn't have time.

- Gandhi, do you agree? - Is Maria my wife?

- Not. - Then, freedom of transit!

I'm destroying you, I'm breaking your face ...

Go out with Walter!

He knows this is the greatest humiliation for me !

I know Walter, he only has that thing in mind !

But he's the best friend, if he is, he won't try!

You can't understand some things:

when he sees two thighs , scarlet fever grips him!

I don't want to, do you understand?

That thing was still missing on the wall. Who knows what they will believe ?!

I don't understand women! I'm getting sick to my stomach.

"Do you know what Oscar Wilde was saying?" - Who?

Oscar Wilde, he was one of my party.

"The world was made for men, not women."

I understood what party he was in! I will not vote for you!

We know you're not ours.

Exactly, but only the two of us know it. Explain them to people!

Why so many mysteries? You have something to hide ?

No ... yes.

- Yes or no ? "Look what trouble I'm in!"

The more you do the mysterious, the more charged your conscience will be.

Why don't you tell your girlfriend?

Yes, anyway ...

Everything came out.

- Are you sure? - I don't know, I just have doubts.

I think he knew it was a slippery slope.

- Gandhi a "cachineri"! - What you said ?

In Sardinian, it means bulan ...

Walter, stop saying those words!

You told me everything in detail.

What mixture do I have?

Please, we need to do something to help him.

"Let's save him from this tragedy!" - Of course you have to.

He's my best friend.

There she is ! Now...

I'll fix things!

I tell her: hello. She tells me: good.

Then I say to him: Do you know that someone different lives in my house ?

And she: Different from whom?

Then I say to him: how dare you think I'm a bully?

She will tell me: Write on the walls. I'm interested.

I'll tell him: Why did you go out with Walter?

She tells me: It's my job. And I'll be fooled, as usual.

I'm not going to tell her anything, that's how I fool her.

Gandhi, what a month!

- How, what bullshit? - What a mess!

- I can explain everything to you. - I mean, you're lucky!

Wonderful, you tell him.

Cazzaniga got sick and his colleagues decided to give it to you

his place on the trip to the Soviet Union.

Moscow, Leningrad, two days in Togliatti!

- Soviet Union ! - Applause!

A trip to the Soviet Union!

Gandhi, you risk being late. The plane leaves in 4 hours!

I'm leaving, hello. Hello!

Ciao !

Walter, mulþumesc.

You don't have to thank me.

Cazzaniga, who gave up the trip.

Just put something in the suitcase and I'll be back!

We are coming too.

You have to take thick clothes, it 's cold in Russia!

Yes, but a dry, healthy cold. A cold that has that something of its own.

Russia is like the great Cervinia, but much better!

That is my humble opinion.

Good thing I know a few words in Russian!

- What did you find ? - There's no one.

There is no one beyond ... let's go!

Have you seen this guy who lives with him before?

"No," Maria told me. - Is he one of those ...?

A cachineri, from head to toe.

She works in a bookstore for cachineri!

Don't say that suddenly Gandhi became ...

I did well to organize the trip to Russia.

Once the contagion is removed , the disease heals.

- Gandhi, we're leaving! - Hurry up, the bus is leaving!

I'll be there in a moment ! Wait ... Passport!

What do you do without a passport!

Toothbrush and toothpaste! A minimum of hygiene.

Did you hear the big news? I'm going to Russia, I'm leaving immediately!

- Say nothing ? - I'm glad.

I think I took everything.

I took the newspapers, the vocabularies ...

I don't think Berlinguer's photo is the case ...

Eye drops, sometimes due to albedo ...

- What are you doing ? - I'm unloading.

Work with the left and work with the right. Why download?

When someone leaves, I'm nervous.

You tell me ? I have never been abroad, only to Lugano.

I've never been on a plane, but I have to accept a prize trip!

Travel prize? Do you know what I heard earlier?

The camera, what an idiot!

It's important, I have to photograph everything, I have to document myself.

I'm taking this too, it's red.

Claudio, do you realize? I'm going to Russia!

It's the dream of my life, it 's finally true.

If you want to stay tonight and tomorrow

Until you find a place to stay, you can do it.

Don't worry, I don't bother you anymore.

When it's dark, security sleeps.

- Bine, hello! - Hello !

What did you say you heard earlier?

I heard a great joy to see you happy.

Thanks, you're a good boy.

Dear colleagues, this is the famous Red Square in Moscow.

For us, the communists, it is like the San ªiro stadium for Milanese.

Russia is a bomb, I tell you, I've seen it.

There are taxis, cars, jeans, and Russians ... that's all!

And the cold is a bomb, here the ice cream never melts

You have to keep them in your mouth for hours.

I visited factories, monuments, the tsar's palace.

I met a Russian who is a Juventus fan

He also has a bunch of records with Mino Reitano at home.

Everyone asks me about Euro-communism

and I do a lot of publicity for them.

I went to the theater to see ballet.

Here people prefer ballet instead of rock music.

The ballerinas in Bolshoi are beautiful.

- I think he's healed! - I think so too.

Dear Lenin, for one who was in the Kremlin

to re-enter Via dell'Acqua Santa is a bubble!

Dna Elvira!

Who is ? I'm here !

Good morning.

Your friend left the keys.

- Aren't you hot like that? - Yes, but it's cold in Russia.

Did you travel well?

I haven't slept in 15 days, I wanted to see everything.

A bottle of vodka for your wife.

Thanks, but my wife doesn't drink anymore. He fell ill with overexertion.

I sent her to the country to rest, she's back today.

Then give him this doll, that's where they're called matrosce.

I bought it in Moscow, it 's a big and wonderful city.

Three, four times as much as Krakow.

Excuse me, Mambelli, but you 're wrong.

Moscow is the political, economic and cultural capital

of a confederation comprising more than 234 million inhabitants.

Krakow is just a small art city , the archbishop's headquarters

And the richest in Poland in evidence of the past.

If Moscow has 6,878,000 inhabitants,

Krakow has only 498,624!

Moscow is 13 times bigger than Krakow!

These are the data updated 5 days ago.

This is not my house, maybe the key was wrong.

He knows everything about Krakow and gives me other keys.

It's just general culture!

One moment, it's written Mambelli!

Hi, welcome back. What are you doing, not coming in?

Hadn't I decided you were leaving?

First, enter.

What you say ?

Say nothing ?

Do you like it?

Yes, but I was used to the austere Dacian arrangement.

Now it looks like Wanda Osiris ' house !

It's attractive!

She? Where did you find it ?

In the closet, in the kitchen.

I did it in the factory 10 years ago.

There are samples of paint I put together as a joke.

No, it's an abstract sculpture, very beautiful. Bravo!

- She's not ugly. - Not.

These arrangements cost you a lot .

Where did you get them?

Some I had, some on duty,

I sold your old furniture, my books.

We hadn't understood that after a while ...

Health!

Sorry, I'm upset after this trip , I think I have a fever.

- We didn't understand that ... - No question, after lunch.

We must celebrate your return.

Thank you for this warm welcome.

It's just that champagne makes me soft!

Good luck!

Don't you just want to refuse what I have prepared for you?

Ham and melon, lobster, spinach and potatoes alla duchessa,

great Tyrolean dish, salam de viþel

but also rice with eggs and peas.

All this in your honor. Refuse?

Refuse? For 15 days I have been eating only smoked prawns and Russian salad!

Are you still here?

- We didn't understand that ... - After, now we're measuring your fever.

Come on, let's set the thermometer.

This lobster stared at me the whole time I ate.

- I ate his body! - You did well.

You have, sus.

- Now let's measure the fever. - He's still staring at me!

- Under the arm! - Under the arm, like that.

Are you comfortable?

- How are you ... - How are you?

How are you such a good cook?

I enjoyed taking care of the housework.

Unfortunately, I never had a house of my own.

For example, one like this.

Now a good cup of decongestant jasmine tea

And then, rest!

But now you have to tell me: why did you stay here?

Do you want to know why I stayed here?

I thought well and decided, for one simple reason.

Care ?

I fell in love with you.

Now I told you, what do you answer?

Gandhi, Gandhi!

Gandhi !

47,1 ?

- Welcome back. - Hello.

Excuse me for not getting up, I 'm tired.

He and Claudio. This is Maria I told you about.

- Little, I imagine! - A lot, though.

- Pleased. "I'm even happier."

Good ! Champagne, music ...

The atmosphere has become more intimate!

Much more intimate!

- Is that your song? - Is it our song?

It's a record that I like a lot, I generally like tangos.

I have had it since I was a child.

When I first saw "Guild," do you remember Rita Hayworth?

My love...

Strange, I know Rita Hayworth was a woman!

Not a woman. 'Woman'. !

I'm sorry I interrupted this dinner between men.

No, you did well to come.

I wanted to tell you ... I've wanted to tell you for a long time.

Remember the night I left the movies?

- How did you dress? - Don't you like it?

Do you like it?

You can't say it's cut from Vogue, but ...

If you don't like it, I can throw it away.

This is how we see if certain things still have an effect on you.

She'll be nice, but she doesn't have these!

No, not Maria ... come on!

Didn't you understand that I'm ashamed?

I'm just a worker, how can I compete with you ?!

- Are you competing? - They told me to save him from you.

Who, how?

I say it's my fault I don't know how to use sex!

All the newspapers say to do a striptease to keep the man close.

To the Cretinã Family.

Come on, don't cry.

There is nothing between me and Gandhi that you believe.

You know what I'm telling you. You could compare yourself to "Guild".

What do you say ... What do you know about women?

Give me back the colback!

How did you fall in love with Gandhi?

- Because it's good. - Yes, he's strong!

He's honest, you feel at peace with him .

- And how you would feel protected. - He understands you!

At least he does his best.

I don't care that it's not beautiful.

- Yeah, kind of ugly ...! - Not really, he's losing his affection!

Are you crying again? Come on...

See how I make it more beautiful.

Private.

What are you doing ?

I'm trying to improve it, don't worry.

Are you crazy?

- Who will it be? - We're not opening.

What are we doing ? Do we open the bottle?

- Will she be home? - The porter said he came.

- We have to open. "With Gandhi like that!"

Insisted ...!

"Would he have healed her?" - Let's hope so.

Listen, come on! Are you ready?

Volga, Volga ...

Volga, Volga ...

What a beautiful surprise !

I have a gift for you, I have a lot to tell you!

I wanted to greet you, but it doesn't matter.

- Come in! - No, we're leaving.

I'm not digging.

Come on, I'm tired! Leave the jokes!

I don't feel like joking!

I brought you vodka and caviar photos !

Walter, Meravigli, come back!

- Who are these? - Nothing, thank him for the doll.

Don't leave, I'm tired!

Priveºte! And the other one!

- Come over. - What happens ?

Cause disgust! That happens !

I drink, right?

And you sent me to the country to treat me for nervous exhaustion!

I kill you !

I can't understand why they left.

Why did the porter treat me like that?

Maria, everyone who sees me is running away.

Explain to me why. Am I a monster?

Why are those girls doing it?

Damn it!

He finally woke up.

How are you feeling?

- Belly hurts. - But you hit your head ...!

To head...

It was a masked ball!

Lenin and Marx were there.

Then all three of us fell.

Don't force yourself, it hurts. Earlier you delirium!

In delirium you call ... Maria!

Yes, you were calling Claudio ...! Isn't that right?

What is true is true.

- What day is today ? - 1st May.

I'm here, instead of at the meeting!

Single room ... who knows how much it costs!

Don't worry, special price with insurance.

I know the mayor, he often comes to the bookstore.

- What clinic is it? - Ultramodern, avant-garde.

"Let's not tire him too much." - Yes.

- Hello ! - Hello !

See you soon.

Honey ...

- I want to tell you something. - Yes.

It's not your fault if you changed.

If you become ... it can happen!

I want to tell you that I respect any decision of yours.

You decide. Hello !

Changed?

- Sorã. - Yes?

What is it, son?

- Were you here when I was delirious? - Yes, son.

Are we calling Claudio or Maria?

And Claudio and Maria.

To be damned. It means I 've become a ...

What, son?

I know what.

Where are you going ?

How's my walk?

- I don't know, go! - I'm not going ...

Well done, our young friend! I see you're better.

I find you very ...

maleabil, lively!

What's wrong with this handsome young man, sister? Give me the card.

Let's see in the file.

The insurance is paid for, I have to go.

To leave ? Where?

I need to check if my thing is still working ...

The thing... !

- Hello Maria ! - You should have been to the clinic!

Move, I have to take a test! Move!

Leave me!

What are you doing ?

- What's with this test? - It's like a test!

After all I've been through, I want to see if I've become a bully or not.

I want to see too!

Great speech this morning!

The secretary was clear. We need to change our line ...

It works ... what a mess ?!

What do we do with Gandhi? It's simple.

We cannot put someone like him on the list of union candidates.

Maria told me that the lipstick story was a joke!

- Let's think about it. - A joke ?

And the bully who lives with him?

I talked to colleagues, Gandhi finished with the union!

We cannot risk an argument with the provincial federation.

Where are you going ?

- Hello. - What happens ?

I wanted to see you.

You caught me. I went out and heard the phone.

"Shouldn't you have been to the clinic?" - I want to dance with you.

To dance ? You're crazy! Here are your colleagues.

"That's exactly why!" - How for that ?!

These fools think we two ...

But I'm not in love with you.

That's what I knew.

- But we can stay friends. - Of course we can.

For someone like me, it's great to have a male friend.

"Friend, that's all." - It's important to me too.

Even if it's different ... friend and that's it.

Like crazy!

And now? Do you want to talk?

What do you want to discuss? Clearer than that ...!

Now we will discuss, but politically!

We are here in a political meeting. You can talk, the doors are closed.

A trial? And I'm the accused.

No, you're not charged. You are a candidate.

Then it's a political issue.

Can a candidate be against popular morality?

No, but if the fascists are against them and we are against the fascists,

Is popular morality against bullying?

At the origin there may be a certain convergence.

But based on the current platform

Our perspectives are divergent.

At the level of the community, the individual interest is not political

so you cannot find a colocation in the Marxist historical arc.

What the hell are you saying? Talk like a newscaster!

Meravigli says that one day or another we will discuss that issue as well.

One day or another?

Do you know who Hitler killed the most?

First the Jews, then the communists and then the homosexuals!

And what did the union do for us?

I'm tired of hearing how the ass is mixed with the union!

As long as there are unionists like you who think with your ass,

we will all break our balls.

We are postponing this issue to tomorrow's agenda.

Nothing is postponed! I retire, I self-dismiss!

As a team leader, worker, candidate, of all things!

I won't train from tomorrow,

So you can no longer count on my physical strength non-indifference!

I want to be a mess!

- What are you doing here ? - I need to tell you something.

- What ? "You're disgusting me!"

- Who? - You, they, communicate!

Stop it! This is not the time.

Fascists strike, kill, but be honest!

"You are hypocritical bastards." - Stop it, Claudio.

I'm not afraid of you! I want to spit in your face.

You disgust me, your colleagues and shitty communism!

Disgusting bastards! You're a piece of shit!

Disgusting!

Bastarzilor!

Help !

Go away, you fool! Let me not see you again!

Gandhi is healed!

Speech, speech!

Instead of a speech, I will read you a letter

from a person you know very well.

From my friend Claudio.

I received it yesterday.

Dear Gandhi, I am writing to apologize.

That day it cost me to tell you those horrible things

because I didn't think. I managed to insult,

you and your colleagues, your ideas ...

Unfortunately, it was the only solution

so as not to ruin your career and your life.

Forgive me if you can.

As you can see from my postcards, I now live in the Netherlands.

In Amsterdam ... I changed jobs.

I found out you were going to marry Maria,

I would be glad to come here on my honeymoon.

Gandhi... Maria !

- Hi ! - How did you dress?

In the kitchen! You didn't tell me I was good in the kitchen!

Veniþi ! Oh, Maria !

"Great, how glad I am!" - How nice ...

I'm glad I made this trip.

I really like Amsterdam. It looks like Venice!

How many kilometers will it be from here to Padua?

- How are you feeling here? - Like an emigrant.

I'm the chef, the fan for the National Team,

I'm moving at night when I hear "Il Notturno dall'Italia" ...

"I'm married!" - Married?

- With a Dutchman. - When it happened ?

Last month, here in Amsterdam. The mayor in person married us,

It was a beautiful ceremony. Come and do the presentations.

He works here. Come on.

There !

- Can I kiss the bride? - Of course!

Gives ?

Two toasts and two beers.

Picture memory!

Translation: Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam

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