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[Music]

Karman ne

vadhikaraste

ma

phaleshu

kadachan ma karma phala lithe

maat sango

karma ma Hello

Jasam

Company Yes we va p Just

moment Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello F

Can you speak

[Praise]

[Music] This

is the office of Jackson Tola Ram Private Limited

Company. For the last 60 years,

this office has been opening at 10 am and for the

last 60 years, the employees of this company

leave their homes at around 9 am.

This is Mr. Nasher ji, the general manager of Jackson Tola Ram.

Boman ji, yes, you are

blackening your falling hair with imported hijab. Who doesn't want to

remain young? But there was a time when your hair was

really black. Shirin Daruwala. The old residents

of Malabar Hill still remember the story of your long romance with her.

They have four children from Bottle Wala Daru Wala Milan, all

four

girls and you are Heer ji Nanji Parik, the

Chief Accountant of Jackson Tola Ram Company. Along with

keeping the accounts of the company, Mr.

Parik He

also kept settling his accounts with Hansa Mehta, who used to sit at a small table in the same office.

20 years have passed but it seems like it was just yesterday.

From 1947 to 1950, their office was at Palm

Post Restaurant in Bandra and the nearby Alda Park,

their romance blossomed.

Then one day, Hansa Mehta

sat down with the accountant. Leaving the small table in the office,

Miss Hansa Mehta moved to Parik's big

flat and today the accountant has

three children in his account.

N.K. Vasudevan Nabya Jackson is the

Executive Officer of Tularam Private Limited.

Due to promotion, allowance and overtime,

Mr. Nyar never

got the time for romance. Then one day, he met with an accident. He had no one of his

own in Bombay. He

went to the hospital and yes, in the hospital, Nyar

tied his love to Nas Parvati Amma.

She too had no one at home. Both got

married

and this is Pandurang Ganpat Dho Jackson, the

hardworking peon of Tularam in 15 years of service.

Pandu truly loved five girls,

but things broke down when

true love didn't work for Rukmini Bai, a widow and mother of two. He had to

marry her as well. Only a

peon in a big office can tell you how cleverly the food and drinks of five Indians, two for Rukmini and three for himself, are managed in a Panna.

This is Arun Pradeep Jackson,

Supervisor Grade 2 of Tularam Company. Our

hero is also busy maintaining the tradition of love in his company.

He is in love with Prabha, who travels in Napa's Six Bus.

It's another matter that Prabha doesn't even know

who you

are. Yes, this is Prabha. And this is Arun's heart,

which is beating fast right now.

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Music] If only no one

cared about the queue system in Bombay like in Delhi and Kolkata, then

Arun and Prabha would be in the same bus right now. If

not today, then some other time.

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and

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a

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This Mabel doesn't know anything. She keeps

roaming around all the time dressed up. I have to look after all his work

Yesterday you did

n't even come to Rosie's wedding What would you have done Prabha I don't have time

[Sangeet] I

got it Today he got down behind me and

followed me till the lift Why didn't you tell me earlier

I will also see, I will tell you how he was

standing right behind me And when I didn't take him in the lift the look on

his face was like

Where does he work, somewhere around here Yes it's about another

day

That day we both were standing close to each other The bus was

very crowded Then two men got up and went and

I went and sat comfortably near the window He

came running to me

But what would have happened Did someone else come and sit

Why Pando is everything alright

and

[Sangeet]

Rani wa n Kamal indi Good morning

[Sangeet]

God sometimes called me Come in this Chaka

b

at morning sh nee Yes

good morning sir you are late again I am

sorry sir ok Come on time yes sir

But where are you sir Bhat is not coming since yesterday sir

I know but he must be watching the cricket match

Send me the statement of account and file of Blue Bird company Yes sir

[Sangeet]

Raman and the statement of account of Blue Bird company Who is

disturbing me friend, we will see later I got him

out

Ever since he got promoted in grade I don't know

what

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I think

call Arun Arun saheb Gaya saheb okay

go these people have no interest in overtime he is

young I don't know where he has to work

[Laughter] it will be

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[Music] Sir, I will apply

whitening cream it will make him shine sir oh

hurry up

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hurry up hello Prabha how long have you been standing these days this

bad boy is not coming on time and even if it comes it stops

10 yards away from the stop

ok what are you doing this evening don't tell me

you don't have time listen

a good movie is playing in Eros let's go

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I will come to your office at 5:00 is it

okay hai brother from the line hey both of us are together

after that we will have tea at Galette then the

movie will go ok

conductor give me two fountains hey did

Arun fall asleep inside or

hurry up quickly I also have to go to office I have come

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[Music] I have

come excuse me what's the time

[Music] It happened isn't it

Bees ji no thank you

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You had a lot of

fun today He came and stood in the queue He started shaking his

head completely I

also thought why not tease him today I

asked him excuse me what's the time

He started looking at me as if I had

placed a pick on his chest It happens

in the movies, all that was left was to raise my hand

I feel pity for that boy

yes he is nice but I don't know why

he feels like giving it to me and these days

sir even comes to drop me home see she is joking so that something might go

wrong

Pra sir today everyone works overtime I do

n't have time

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And

why Prabha who is it it must be someone who is always

following me why don't I go and complain

where is Jackson Tularam company don't you

Mala ji listen whom do you want to meet in Jackson company the

general manager

what do you want to do with the general manager

listen look I am not some goon

you have some misunderstanding I did

follow you till the bus stop yesterday but what

but look you are wrong Don't

misunderstand, where is the General Manager's room?

Look, if you report it, it will be very bad.

I often come late anyway. Believe me,

you should check my office character certificate.

I am not just any ordinary person.

I don't know who Mani is.

Sir, yes, this is the gentleman who follows me morning and evening. I have

come here today with a

complaint. If his behavior continues like this, I will file a

report in the police station.

Shameless, what am I hearing? This is not

only a disgrace to you but to our company.

Apologize to her immediately and say that you will never do

such a thing again. What should I apologize for? Loving is a

crime. Yes,

I love Prabha. Didn't

our company's EO, Mr. Namer,

marry after falling in love? Did

n't the accountant, Parik Sahab, fall in love with Hansa Ben from our own company?

And did you have an affair with your Mrs. Shareen

Daruwala? Do you know that I can

dismiss you from the job right now by giving you a show notice for misconduct and gross insubordination. I

told you in a big way,

Sir, meet Miss Prabha Narayan Sh, Firm Frank Lad

& Co. A consignment has arrived

but it hasn't reached us yet. Please

check where the papers are,

sir. I had sent them. They must be

in the dispatch. Well, please give them that letter or a

copy of it. You can go with them, Miss Prabha.

I am very sorry for the delay. And the

guard, Mr. Dara ji, thank you. Sir,

come, okay.

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Sir.

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Jaane Man Jaane Man, Jaane Man, your two eyes were

stolen away. Look, my mind Jaane Man Jaane Man, my two eyes are not thieves, my love. They must have lost them somewhere in your mind. Jaane Man Jaane Man, my love. They must have lost them

somewhere in your mind. Jaane Man Jaane Man Jaane Man

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Break the distance between hearts. It's such a helplessness that hearts say it's let the hearts

meet. Yes, it's just happened, friend.

This restless day has just begun. Just let it end.

What is the

helplessness that hearts meet hearts. It's just happened,

friend. This restless day has just ended. Just let it end. I don't know how many

monsoons passed by listening and understanding this O Jaane Man Jaane Man, your two eyes were stolen away,

look at my heart Jaane Man,

my two eyes are not thieves, my love, they must have

lost you, or your heart is lost to you Jaane Man, my love, they must have lost you

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Mind, they

walk with me, turning back and forth,

I understand that your

love is your fault, when I see you every day, you

lie, you

walk with me, turning back and forth, then

I understand that your love is your fault,

when I see you every day, you lie, O crazy

man, how can I show you this love

of my heart, jaane Man, jaane Man, your two eyes were stolen away,

look at my heart Jaane Man, my love, they must have lost you, or

your heart is not thieves, my love, they must have lost

you, or your heart is not thieves [

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Mind

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n't tease me, just tell me how long will

I

yearn, yes don't panic like this, somewhere or the other, the

clouds will

rain, don't tease me, just tell me

how long will I

yearn, yes don't panic like this, somewhere or the

other, the clouds will

rain, what will they do after raining, when

all this will die away Chaman O jaane man jaane man Your

two eyes have stolen away my heart

Jaane man jaane man jaane man My eyes are

not stolen by my love It happened to you only Man

jaane man jaane man jaane

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Man the

scoundrel You are looking very happy today You found me again

What happens every day But today

he found a place to sit next to me in the bus Then we

talked a lot I was sweating the whole way I was

regretting You didn't say anything What could I have said By the way

your plan was successful Yesterday I went to

his office for your consignment And he

thought I went to complain about him Even then we didn't

talk for a few days

But yesterday his condition was

very bad He said look at my character

certificate I am not a bad person So

what if we didn't talk to him You

always keep talking about him What does this mean I

know what does it mean

[Laughter]

Tell me I know your name is Prabha Narayan

and you live in the ninth lane

Shyam Niwas 3rd floor Since how many days have you been

stalking me You are always reading some book in the bus

Romantic novels by Banis Rabin Drink tea or it will get cold

Last Monday You

wore a pink saree and on Friday

you often wear light colored sarees Your bag is

always white is

n't it While sitting you keep your legs one over the other

And the nail of the smallest finger of your right hand

is long [Music] Hey why aren't you drinking tea The tea is getting cold

Arun Hey what are you thinking

friend Have you held a girl's hand Was this what you were

thinking

Well Mohan If you want to hold a girl's hand then

how do you

hold it like this Hey fool you have

n't even reached the girl's hand yet You still have a long way to go

Good morning hello Did you get

your consignment Which one Did

she come to the office that day yes you must have got it I

saw the movie in the day before yesterday you

saw it

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These days the bus comes late

Sorry what did you say

Just hello Prabha how are you yes yes I am joining

ok Are you going to the office yes come

with me oh come on let's go

House Life

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Fa let's go quickly

Taxi

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Taxi

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Hello la hello Oh

yes tell me sir I have some

important work to do See you at lunch I will be able to. Yes, no, no, I will

tell you when I meet him. I will be there in the car at 1 o'clock. Yes, yes, yes. Come at

exactly 1 o'clock, otherwise the crowd will

increase.

Okay, hey, Mr. Aathne, sorry, let's hurry up. It's funny. Hey, what is it? I called him today and invited him for lunch. I am going. If I say no, I won't go. And today, Nagesh has also returned from leave. So, suppose Arun

asks me something or holds my hand, Prabha, don't

worry. Your Arun will not make such a mistake.

And you said that he is a very simple

and decent boy.

What are you thinking? I know that being

so simple and decent is of no use. No,

Baba, no, I will not go. No, no, lunch.

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Go. Hi Prabha. How about you come here? Sit down. Have

some lunch. No, thank you. I have to go there. So,

we will also go there. What's the big deal?

Shyam, see you.

Hello, this is Nagesh. This is Arun. This is Jackson from

Tularam Company. And this is Nagesh from our

law department. What would you like to eat?

Excuse me, I will fix D'Souza. Yes,

Sir, D'Souza, please tell me about your special dish. Get it prepared

Peter is inside, right? Yes sir, tell him it's Nagesh

sahab's order, prepare it well, what will he

say, prepare it well, tell him I am scared of Nagesh sahab,

he will understand, okay what do you want prepared?

Chicken

elaaj, three plates okay sir, you eat dahi vada,

Prabha eats a lot, three plates dahi vada okay

sir, keema, paratha, rice, okay nothing else,

prepare bhaats quickly, by the way, are

you a bit sick, no,

good, Prabha, I read today's

circular, matches are going to start from next 15th,

this time during the entire vacations I

kept practicing tennis and table tennis in the morning and evening, okay, mix it, I

gave your name, practice will start from tomorrow, Prabha, oh

Nagesh, inter office champion, but now I do

n't have any practice, oh don't worry, I am

with you,

you play table tennis, yes, during college

days I used to play a little bit, that's enough, that's enough,

I used to play cricket in college, opening

batsman and pace bowler, I

taught Sunil to Stan, Sunil Sunil Gavaskar was

my colleague, what should I tell him, everything got messed up after coming to the office,

Prabha, please tell him, I know

You are the champion of table tennis and chess in our office for two years

oh I see you no hey I did not

bring the paratha sorry sir I just brought it

Hari up friend what is this going on stupid

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you hear what that bald man said that day when he

called me into the room our GM is

called Takla by the way he is a very nice man he is

good my foot it will be good for the female staff

you can eat did I forget your name

Arun ha ha

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Arun

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sorry hey it's two o'clock let's go to the office quickly that bald man come on let's go let's go

nice meeting you

call Prabha today for practice no our

practice is in the gymkhana what time oh no

not today today we have our chess

match today I forgot yes don't worry I have a

scooter I will drop you ok Arun don't mind I will

call you Arun come tomorrow for

practice ok thank you for this food I want to see

you Hari friend let's go quickly I have to

take out his file also

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thank you

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Sir Narsamma

Arun Pradeep, who failed in love with Prabha Narayan, shot

his

rival Nagesh Shastri with a

rifle from a distance of just 4 feet in front of Jahangir Aagal on the afternoon of 7th October at 1:55 with the intention of revenge, due to which the

deceased died on the spot. The

accused yesterday openly said in broad daylight in full consciousness,

what is the crime for which he should be given

death penalty. Objection: On 6th October at

9 am, the

accused had suffered a deep injury in his right hand due to a car accident, due to which the

accused's right hand is still

injured. The medical certificate of the Civil Surgeon has been

given as Abit C. That is why Your

Honor, the prosecution's charge that the accused

fired at Nagesh Shastri from a distance of 4 feet is

absolutely false.

Your Honor, I want to say something. Tell me Your Honor, if I can kill

any person with my

right hand with a Smith & Wesson or any revolver from a distance of 200 feet, can I kill him with my left hand as

well?

What did you say? You have ruined your own case

what have you done Arun

what will happen to me now yes

sir thank you sir

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what friend what all this fuss is about is this even a

place to play

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what are you doing friend at least let me eat my food in peace

sorry

friend

hi aru waiting for the bus you know there is

no place for a third person on the scooter ba Dave come in the evening for

practice me and Prabha Devils are

playing will you come see you we will go yes come on come

brother bye bye

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hey friend Pinto yes this is my car

motorcycle lying here for six months will it be sold or not

oh who will buy it I am telling you right now

find a junk dealer and sell it you will get 5-600

ustad you have sold even worse stuff than this there are a

lot of fools in Bombay some or the other scapegoat gets caught He will go,

master,

someone is reading his boat, he is reading the boat, hey, come on, come on,

what can I believe, hey,

listen, take the money, hey, bring

back 000,

you have a scooter for sale, I will tell you, if

someone asks for a scooter,

yes, let me tell you, here it is,

sir, this is the stock,

hey brother, that scooter is ready, what have you

brought, the one you saw yesterday, yes, yes, I have

come to pick it up,

Peter, yes,

tell me, this thing looks amazing, yes, friend, what do you

think, take it, yes, the stock looks great,

ask him, hey brother, you did

not see the motorcycle yesterday, what do you want to sell it, did it

come only this morning, hey Abdul, just

call Gunam, tell him, a party is coming, take it,

sir, the price is not too high, hey,

see, they want a motorcycle, just talk to him,

sir, both the tyres are also new, you can see,

this car has been with one owner for 25 years, I

needed the money, that's why I am

selling it, otherwise who sells such a good

car, let me start it, hey, drive it on the road,

friend, it is original English stuff,

every part of it is a piece of diamond,

Peter, friend, my thought is, motorcycle Buy a

scooter What is a scooter

in front of this Sir, what is the price of buying a scooter

Well, who will pay for it

But if I get 4000 rupees, I will leave the car today itself

Yes, I think so, take it, there is a

lot of work but you won't get such a thing

Okay, decide after some hesitation, let's

not be stubborn, see one thing I will take 3000 rupees Honestly, I am

cutting a piece of my heart and selling it What can I do, I am

in trouble, I

think even three rupees are not bad,

take it

Okay, you be happy, take out the goods from three,

take this Hajj, I will pay the remaining money in two installments, what installments, installments Do you

need money, that's why I am giving you the car at such a cheap price I

need 3000 rupees Yes,

brother, I had talked to you that I will

pay the money in three installments, brother, I had

talked about a scooter, take the scooter

on installment Hey friend, now see, friend,

maybe I can arrange from somewhere,

what is its price If

you want it, if people don't want it, I will buy it

Hey sir, then you take this

motorcycle, scooter What is it, in front of this

you will also remember what you bought Yes, hey friend, the

thing is slipping away, let it go, friend,

I don't have that much money,

yes, take it No, no, first start it and make a deposit If

you don't know, okay, take it No, no,

sir, first see it

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You

pint the car straight and I will get the

transfer done by the day after tomorrow

Now take it,

sir [

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Yes,

Lakshmi, leave my hand, friend,

look what I have brought for you, isn't it a

good thing, you like it, right?

Why did I

bring this Prabha, to tell you the truth, only for you

Prabha, I can buy everything for you.

My wish is that, no, not a wish, no, wish, yes,

wish is a good word,

yes, my wish is Prabha, that

from tomorrow, both of us go to office on our motorcycles,

you come to the bus stop at exactly 9:20,

not me, that bastard Nagesh used to give you a

lift from there, I will

pick you up from your house, okay, isn't it

Nagesh's son,

hey, how did you come here, what were you blabbering about,

you won't

understand

whose

motorcycle it is that I bought it, when did you buy it,

who bears the daily troubles for so long Why are you just

waiting? Let's go and

sit down.

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Ch

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What happened? Did it get

damaged?

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No, what happened? The motorcycle is gone. Oh,

whose is it? This motorcycle is mine. Okay, okay, okay? Have you

bought it second hand? It

seems to be from Gurnam's garage. I

bought it from Lunik garage, right? Yes, I

pity you Arun. You have been cheated, friend.

How much did you pay? 000 000 for this. Sorry, this is

not even worth 00, friend. Go and

return it immediately. But what's the use now? Who will you find there?

Bhaiya, nothing is going to happen by standing on the road.

Go to a garage and get it

fixed like this. Come on, friend. Pra, how long will you

stand here? Come on, you

go. I'm getting late for office. I'll

take it to a garage. Come on, Prabha, come on,

Arun. Ba, bye, the best.

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Boy,

poor Aru is thinking about what happens.

But the question is, will Arun be able to fulfill the love tradition of Jackson Tularam Company? Will

Arun be able to fulfill it?

How will he win? The question is, is it a bit tricky?

But what can one die for?

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do

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yes

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Prabhu I will die without Prabha Prabhu

you

are omniscient you tell me what should I do

Prabhu ji please tell me something I told you Baba does

n't speak he is a Muni Baba

but what will happen to me I am very sad I have

offered Prasad to Baba right yes yes and I have

also donated for the widow's home I have given it I have given the

money then everything will be fine but please tell me

what will happen otherwise Baba please

tell me in writing don't

bother me go Baba needs to rest what is

written I do

n't understand this language Baba knows only this language it is

written go home quickly everything will be fine

but now

go and take off your eggs and eggs I have gone hurry up take off your clothes Hari off Hari off Hari off Hari off Hari off I have to go to the

half-hour show movie Chori is

my work bring the tickets yes yes give yes yes give very good please tell me

what do you

want I forgot my handkerchief

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then from somewhere I came to know that

in Khandala far away from the hustle and bustle of the city a gentleman

Colonel Julius Nagendranath Wilfred Singh, a

retired army colonel, lives here. He says that Colonel

Sahib has seen the world and that is why

everyone, young and old, rich and poor, take advice from him on every aspect. I have

heard that 20 years ago, Tola Ram

's General Manager, Batli Wala, also made

Shirin Daruwala his own on the advice of this Colonel Sahib.

Well, let's see

what happens to our Arun

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chickens

close the door come here oh

not there from the other side

yes leave your umbrella and bag there and

come

good so you opened the door for the chickens sir

I didn't know

what's the matter sir I have come from Bombay

I have to meet Colonel J W N Singh

but today there is no appointment sir I do

n't have an appointment but there is very important work

I am asking Julius Nagendranath

Wilfred Singh Shoma please sit down for a while ok it's

you Namaste good

morning how did you come here yes there were arrow

marks I came looking at

that very bumpy road that's what I

wanted to know it means the matter is very serious sir

I have done nothing by coming here what did I do

less

most of the people go back from that road so

make a way but those who come

baby yes sir do one thing ask the secretary to

shut them down Shut down Secretary, this

is a fool, the matter is serious, he will give you an appointment after three days,

you come to the bid room after an hour,

say I have called you, yes

Shobhana ji, what was I saying, you were

saying, yes, life has to be given a great

twist, a great turn,

giving a great turn, this is an

art which you should learn,

excel

shut good morning Colonel sahab, good morning today

's mail, oh my my, there is also a candidate, which

candidate says, you have called me to the bid room, he has

come from Bombay, I have

called him, yes, hen, okay, sit down, there is something

special in the letter, when Baktawar Bhatia's brother from Bombay gets

trapped, he comes to pay his respects, the

rest are ordinary letters, four are from

ministers, six are from old Maharajas

and the rest, someone wants a job, someone wants a

license, someone wants love and

someone,

nice to see you, why keep a beard, you are coming from shooting, I want to talk to you about an important matter, Kanakam tuxedo, ok, thank you, I will

first see the letters of these ministers,

no, no, not in the office at this time Send the

letters bad luck Major try again try

again and send it to Melan that the diagnosis has to be noted

yes

sir super excellent absolutely excellent

good morning sir

good good morning

Mailan tell me what's the matter what is

your name Arun Pradeep Arun Pradeep double name

good note down Mailan in the bomb what is your

problem you are not getting a job sir that's

not the case if you have come to act in films then

go away nothing is going to happen no

sir if acting is not the case then it must be

some girl matter but no

problem I will help you

in this matter no one can give you better advice than me so you are

not getting a girl

oh brother how will things work if you keep quiet

sorry Major you carry on you are a

close son of your parents you always

stayed with them and kept guiding you in every work

how do you know now

both of them are gone that's why you can't take your

personal decisions which they used to take for you

how did you meet the boy no in the bus

why not me he was probably that day yes

why me

improper conditioning and defective

verbal communication is the

girl married or unmarried

maybe maybe

in the office She works with you,

no, she knows you, she meets you every day, no,

I mean, I

try to meet her,

where, on the bus, why, me

and unstable self-evasiveness, there is

another boy in between, a rival, a hurdle in the way, yes, that's why

sir, the girl is from his office, you

know everything, and the boy is in a better situation than you, that is, he has a

business, he has a

scooter, you don't have a scooter, no, what else is

special about that boy, he is a

table tennis and chess player, and there is a

fisher between you two,

the lll case, love, labor, lost, if you don't

get the girl, what will you do,

suicide,

why, how,

I mean, how will you commit suicide, by getting hit

by a train, jumping from a building, or

drowning in water, sir, yes,

Marilyn, oh, sorry, or by drinking, sir, I have

n't thought about this matter yet, no

problem, we will tell you,

unstable, paranoid, chronic,

frustration, lack of self-confidence,

special codeficence pattern

training, psychotherapy and behaviorism,

yes, there is no need to commit suicide at the moment,

from your answers it seems that

you have lost the battle of life Even with the girl

you love What is her name

Prabha What did you say Prabha Prabha

Narayan

We will make you successful but you will have to

stay for 20 days Is there a place to stay here

No, arrange a place for her in the guest house We will have to

spend some money too

Yes Haj Rup Yes Good Seeing you happy Haj Rup's name is

Sunak Didn't there any wrinkle on your face

Lesson one should shake hands not in a weak manner but

with firmness and pride How is it

right Lesson two You must always

stop stroking your nose and scratching your head Always look into eyes and

talk with your head held high Did you understand I understood

sir

Good

Always give this 000 rupees to the secretary

Thirdly in this position you should never

offer money to elders but should

take it from them Yes I will explain this to you later

Am I right

Major Ever since the world was created this human society has been

divided into two parts Do you know

what the division is Yes man and

woman

[Music]

Vishwanath ji One has fallen near the pond

Second under the bush And the third one go to the bank and bring it Did

you find man woman No no my The

allusion is to another division, to another

relationship. This division holds immense significance in life.

It is the division between winners and

losers, between those at the top and

those at the bottom. If you're not on the team at the top, there's

no tie in the cricket of life. There's

either victory or defeat. And victory belongs to the one at the top, and the one at the

top is the one who isn't at the bottom. Did you understand?

I didn't understand myself. Did you

understand the truth or

not? Lesson five: When you don't understand something, say you don't understand. Understand.

Come on, you know, at the bottom, it's very crowded, but there's a

large room at the

top. What I said is that at the bottom, there's a

crowd from all over the world, but there's

always space at the top. Understand, let

me explain.

Accept this

life, and in life, a person should be

here, but usually, a person is

n't here, but

here. You're in a similar

situation, but you want to come up. What can you do?

Look, you've come up. In this way, you too have to give your

life a tremendous twist, a

tremendous turn, so that you can stay

one step ahead of your rivals, your enemies. Now ask this.

Who is the enemy? Who is he?

Everyone else is your enemy,

so the purpose of your life should be

that wherever you are, however you are,

your moments should be strong with the people around you. Ask them

how, this is an art, a skill which I will

teach you. The essence of my 65 years of experience.

Your first problem is lack of

success in love. Let's solve this problem first.

I have decided now everything is on

you, but I am

yours. You have to show me by doing something, not just by saying.

What do we have to do? We

both will run away from here today, far, far away. No, no, no,

I will leave the house and then

I will run away alone. Do

n't go and leave me,

I will die without you, crazy girl.

What are you thinking? I will leave you with Nagesh and go away. Never, no, no, no,

you didn't understand the girl. Who is this Nagesh?

He is sorry, sir, I said wrong. He is a thorn in the

path. Well, you were

holding the girl as if she was an ice ball

and you don't like cold things. No,

hold her tightly like this, dominate her. The interesting thing is that

a girl herself wants If someone

dominates her, I'll show you

baby this way this way

Today we both will run away from here somewhere far,

very far No, not yes no no, yes no no,

I can't leave the house, so then

I'll leave the house and go Don't leave me,

I will die without you,

I fall at your feet

ok baby

ok Now I'll start the eighth lesson

Listen carefully It's an art to find out whether a girl is interested in you or

not If she is

interested in you, then she will

adjust her saree in front of you, will

comb her hair

or will move her back from one side to the other If there is a mirror nearby, she will

look at herself or

put her hand on her palm, will bend her neck slightly to

one side, will place her legs one over the other It

means that she won't remain silent in one position

Ask why, why

Because her interest is now turning into love, that's why

she is restless You're getting lost,

it means all this has happened

Good Now you have to pay attention whether the girl

loves you or not If the girl

loves you, she will laugh at your small talk,

first she will look down, then she will make eye contact with

you in some way She will try to touch you under some pretext, she will

put her hand near you and

why don't you hold it, this is the only chance,

as soon as you know that the girl is diving into the ocean of love,

jump in immediately,

but how will you know that this is the right opportunity? It's a

little difficult to find out, but you should

always keep jumping, understood, understood, will you keep

jumping all your life?

But sir, if you really find out that the

girl is interested in me, then

what should I do?

Be a man and extend the hand of love, but

remember, a woman will never make the first move, this is a

man's job and he should complete this job

with masculinity, without any hesitation, just for a moment, without any hesitation.

First hold her hand, she will

try to break free, let it go, then hold it, she will try to break free

again, now don't

let go, slowly pull her towards you and hug her.

Yes, Melin sir, two

guests were coming from America. They have come,

arrangements have been made for them in the guest room. Good,

tell them that there is an appointment tomorrow at 9 o'clock. Okay sir,

after this, David Ibrahim from the drawing room

to the house. Then in what mischief did you get lost, sir?

If the girl doesn't let go of his hand or hesitate, then you should

understand that you are lover number

two

Come and sit,

thank you You also sit, yes

[Music]

yes I am so sorry Come on, come on, take off your saree quickly

[Music] here I

am extremely sorry but it is good that I took off my

saree otherwise I would have been like this

without saree Oh who has come No, no, don't panic,

you do this You go there, there in my bedroom

Sir, it's done Very

good my boy, who was there No, no,

you sit like this Let's go to the

drawing room Then if someone

comes then this is fine You

sit,

sit

[Music]

what

happened, nothing happened Then why did she scream It got dark,

why did it get dark So that you

hug her Very good, come on, very

good, very good

Music

stops Then consider this day yours

You just have to stay for two-four days more You can

dress up

[Music]

Baby, I don't know why

this happens

with life Suddenly

after someone leaves, the mind remembers him, even

small things, I don't know

why

[Music] The

unknown

moments that passed yesterday, today,

they keep changing colors and the mind is restless I do

n't know why those unknown pearls are restless

Yesterday they faded Today

they keep changing their colors My heart is restless I do

n't know why those unknown

fruits are restless Without being decorated in my nails The

castles of dreams crumble and lose I don't know

why this happens

with life Suddenly

after someone's departure I start remembering them Even small

things I don't know

why

[Music] The

path is the same The

journey is the same

[Music] I am

not with you now But my partner is with me now The journey is the same My eyes search here and there The place is the same The

journey is

not with you now But my partner is with me now The journey is the same My eyes search here and there The

pot has gone Those intoxicated evenings of mine Where have those days gone I don't know

why this happens with life

Suddenly

after someone's departure I start remembering them Even

small things I don't know

why There was

a time Arun, like you, I too

loved a girl

Look, I loved her so much that I never thought

that I would not get her But why did I not get her Well,

forget the old story, today

your training is complete Tomorrow

you will leave This is my only hope for young people like you in

love Do

n't lose the game out of cowardice like I did,

remember one thing, there's no way to get love, fall

in love and stay right,

and Arun, I'm also attracted to you, do you know

why, no, Gus,

think, maybe you were a fool like me, I'm

not sorry, and that's not the point, the point is

that today I have money, house,

fame, despite having all this, I have

nothing, ask why, because today

I don't have my Prabha, yes

Arun, the person because of whom I have everything today, despite having nothing,

his name was also

Prabha, so Arun, I may not have found my Prabha,

but my constant endeavor in life has been

that all the lovers in the world should find their

Prabha,

thank you

sir, my pleasure, son, I'm also going with you to

Bombay, I have a small work, and I'll go

there and see, so what use would you get of my training?

[Sangeet] Yes, hello,

hello, Nagesh, hi, Prabha, I just went like that, did

n't even say anything about the work, and

Nagesh, what, yes, I and Prabha I won

and what a good Congress Pra thank you

[music]

ya

th

[applause]

[music]

Prabha

kum Prabha

Prabha

[music]

[laughter] ok it

seems Aru has come hey she will

say something today

Nagesh okay first laugh then ba

listen ka sahib t

sampali stand up and say good

morning say good morning sir good

morning sir good

morning ka

jaan

Raman hi

Raman what's the matter why are you shouting

give the statement of Blue Bird the statement is

not ready yet

yes

so

Raman what have you done all this is

wrong I also

came look at the total

but I checked everything I checked it then

how did this happen

I will fix it do it here

ok leave all this here I will do it

bring the register of Blue Bird come somehow I want to

check

sorry you won't see bring the statements

first there are still some statements left in two-four

days all the statements should be ready tomorrow morning if

needed work overtime and no

silly mistakes I will do it sir

I will do it sir sir

if someone came to meet you take the

money buy paan for yourself Okay sir, and

beware if you misbehave in the office again, do

n't go and send it to the boss.

Okay Lakshmi, all this should be typed today.

Understood Narayan.

Why isn't this statement ready yet? Until this work is

completed, you will do this work

in the office today. Understood. Go and get a cup of tea. Your leave

application won't be processed until the

Blue Bud company's work is completed.

Okay, go and get

a cup of

tea.

Very good. Okay, sir, I sent someone to the garage. Yes,

my roommate Mohan will go tomorrow. Very good. Very

good. Brother, I heard there's an old motorcycle for sale here. I'll show you. I do

n't have it right now.

Sell it. Sell it. I mean, a 1925

British motorcycle, Royal Enfield. Ha ha, sell it.

How much for? 3000.

Who is this? Hey, it must be someone

from the army.

Hello Nagesh, who is Arun? Arun, oh Arun. Okay, okay, hello. How are you? Is

lunch okay? Is

she coming? Okay, Prabhavi? Okay, okay, no, no,

I'll bring her along. Okay, oh Shar yes see you hello ar hello hello

Arun fine ok no I will come for you alone bye hello yes

who is speaking sir let me check it's

Arun's phone la la

hello

Arun it's fixed good sir who is it oh

restaurant jangir aad gallery exhibition hall

good I will come good good good good

[Music]

luck

[Music] please

sit sir ok fine

hello Colonel Singh hello Aru look there is this lady she has an

elephant in her stomach and a bird hello hello hello

sweet girl this is Prabha she

works in Prabha Narayan [ __ ] and you are

Colonel Singh Julius Nagendranath Wilfred

Singh I don't work anywhere how are you

fine how is your work going everything is going well

and you Prabha

how is your work going which

work I was asking house work office work

apart from these two there is other work too

Arun yes Prabha I will just reserve a table and come

you both can talk yes yes

come soon

[Music]

Prabha ji you have a very sweet name since

when have you known Arun Yes, this is the

kind of boy you've been seeing for a while now. I really like you. It's

nice.

I wanted to know if you like him or

not. Let's go. If you get a seat in the restaurant, does

that mean you don't like him? No, no,

that's not the point. Or you like him and you do

n't like him. I think the question is

tricky. Let me tell you one thing,

Prabh. Hearing your name brought back a

memory. There was a girl whose name was

coincidentally Prabha. A boy loved her very much.

But they couldn't meet in life.

Why couldn't they? They should have met,

right? If their love was true, they should have met. That's what

I wanted to hear from you. Here comes

Arun. Come on, Arun, I've reserved a table. Yes, let's go. Do you

need me? I'll just look at the painting.

You both go. Okay, come on.

[Music]

Hello.

[Music]

Prabha, where had you gone? I went to pick you up.

Really, of course, and Arun, you

told me to bring Prabha along, and

you came with her yourself. Okay, don't laugh. Now,

Prabha had to do some shopping. I thought, let's go.

What shopping did you have to do with her?

Hey brother, there are many things that women do that

everyone doesn't know. I can't tell you,

so brother, come on,

what will we eat? Nagesh, you also eat

with us today.

Excuse Peter is inside, right? I am

scared of Nagesh sir. What will you say? Peter left his job and

went away, sir. Tell whoever it is. Please

prepare three plates of chicken lass and French dish well. Now this is

not possible, sir. Can't you make it? Let's go for Chinese today. Come on, bastard

Peter left his job and went away. Come on,

let's go out. The chicken vendor is also

closed.

[Music]

Come on, how are you? Let's go

now? Where is the Chinese? Where is Clora? I

forgot the other ones. It's a lie for you.

Sorry sir D'Souza. Yes sir, these five are

for you. Thank you sir. And give this to Peter. Thank

you very much. Sir, will you eat something? Yes, of

course, chicken ala Puss,

one chicken ala Puss and tell Peter to eat

well. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[Music]

You

[Music] What a

day these days have

come, flowers are laughing. Look,

spring is becoming spring,

my

dreams are becoming spring. What a day these days have come, flowers are laughing. Look, spring is becoming spring, my dreams are becoming

spring. What a

day these days have come,

flowers are laughing.

[Music]

Every morning of mine is turning like gold.

Every evening of mine is turning like gold.

Every morning of mine is turning like gold.

Every evening of mine is turning like gold. The

fragrant wind is blowing, engrossed in your pallu, swinging.

What day has

come, the flowers are laughing, look at spring,

my

dreams are turning spring-like. These days

seem to be blooming. Flowers are laughing

[Music] My

crazy mind is flying today

where the sky is not handsome, dark complexioned. My

crazy mind is flying today where the sky is not handsome, dark complexioned.

Go and keep it somewhere there,

priceless dreams in colours. These precious days have

come, the flowers are laughing, look at

spring,

my dreams are turning spring-like. These days seem to be blooming. Flowers are laughing, look at spring, my dreams are turning spring-like.

These days seem to be blooming.

[Music] My morning of mine is turning

like gold. Every evening of mine is turning like gold. Every morning of

mine is turning like gold. Every evening of mine is turning like

gold. Every morning of

mine is turning like gold. Every evening of mine is blowing, engrossed in the

fragrant wind, engrossed in your pallu, swinging.

What day has

come, the flowers are laughing, look at spring, my dreams are turning spring-like.

Lage mere

sapne ye din

kyare lage phool

[Music]

[Praise]

[Music]

[Praise]

[Music]

Hasne No one has ever been able to defeat Nagesh in chess I don't know

why Arun is competing with Nagesh

brother this move was really amazing

you won hey

play only three moves have been made till now

not a single thing has been given what will happen after playing it is

clear to me that in the seventh move you will take

this knight of mine then in the eighth move

I will take this knight of yours

in the 13th and 4th moves both my

elephants will be killed yes I will

definitely take that knight of yours but not in the 17th

move you will give checkmate in the 19th move you will kill in the 20th move

Grand Master Clot had given this move in the 1970 International Clot Grand Master

Grand

Master Nice job Nagesh Nice jab

[Music]

i

li garage ji Colonel Julius Nagendranath

Wilfred Singh

tell me did you hear has the 1925 model Yel A

motorcycle been sold yes it has been sold it has been sold some one and

a half years ago It's been a month, how much did you sell it for? 000

Oh, ho, why, brother, what's your answer to why?

I bought 6000 rupees for that motorcycle. If

you needed it, can you find out to

whom you sold it? Ah, yes,

yes, do one thing, keep this 00 advance.

And after finding out, write to me at this address.

Thank

you. Look, I've done all the painting and decoration. It will

run for a mile, the rest is in God's hands. It should

run for half a mile, nothing else is needed.

[Music]

Look, this is called luck. The fish is coming into the net on its own. Come on,

sir. How did you both come? I was passing by, and

thought I'd congratulate you too.

You deserve congratulations too. Congratulations for what?

This car has come first in the Pune Cantonment motorcycle race. Come on, come on,

why did you buy the car? Didn't you see last Sunday's Times? Yes,

but when selling it, they didn't tell me

that the car consumes 93 octane petrol and

requires one liter of Mobil oil after every 5 liters. I read its manual and then I

found out that its carburetor jet is missing. I

found it with great difficulty in Pune.

Imported parts are not available everywhere. I'm

sorry, sir. I am facing trouble without any reason, please

return this car to me. Hey,

Colonel Singh in Pune was not letting me go at all. He was asking

where did you buy it from? What name did you tell me?

Colonel Julius Nagendranath Wilfred

Singh, please sit. You sit. Hey Abdul, bring a

Fanta and sit. What did you give to Kandal Sahib?

Why did I start giving it to you? You know, there are

only six such models in the whole world. A London company is

looking for this model for the exhibition of old motorcycles. They don't have even one, that's

why they have given an advertisement in newspapers all over the world.

You might have read it.

Hey Sahib, I am an illiterate person. I

needed money, so I sent it to you. How do I

know what motorcycle I saw with you? It's been

two-three years. What happened in the last two-three years? Oh, forget it, sir, please

return this car to me.

I will give it to you. Colonel Sahib is asking for it. I did

n't give it to you Sir, you are a rich man By

God's grace you will have a new car

This car is my old friend of 25 years Please

give it to me but please return it

Sir You are a decent man He might have given it to me out of ignorance

But I have

spent 800 rupees on this car

I will give you 000 in cash Yes right now Sir, you are a

stupid man I have gone

cold after exercising Just give it to me,

why would I remember your car Take this 4000 Sir,

but I will give you on one condition If there is ever a

motorcycle race competition, you will

give me this car to participate I will give you

your car 100 times Understand if I

take it then there is no need Taxi Bala Abdul No no no

need I will go

I have work

[Music]

Here Hello Nagesh Hello here How come just like that

Brother Don't touch the car I am not going to sell it Are you

crazy Will I buy it

What are you looking at like this Okay brother I am

leaving

[Music]

Bye Here

take this 000 which you gave me in the garage Thank you

Son I am thinking of you now I have achieved success,

consider that I am going to Baroda for two-three days, I have

some work, why is there some Arun stuck there too,

something like that, understand that I am

not needed, no no, you take it easy,

come, it is just a matter of two-three days, it is just a matter of two-three

days, why are you going like this, I will

call a taxi, no no, son, you must walk, brisk walk is

best for health,

do you understand, walking is good for health,

Rat

[Music] I am,

excuse me, Colonel

Julius etc. etc. Singh of Khandala,

you are Colonel Julius Nagendranath

Wilfred Singh, yes, yes, it is you, you are

right, and you are teaching them tricks and tactics, I am

definitely teaching them, but

not by writing letters, I mean, you are taking them from the drawing room

to the bedroom in three easy

moves, the writer David Abraham is my old

friend, but what is your problem, you are going to face trouble, yes, tick tick tick, gili gili gili

gili, what is happening,

come Prabh, come, sit down, sorry, you are on lunch

break I called you, it's very important

What's the matter? The matter is quite serious You will have to stop meeting

Arun Why is

he trying to trap you What are you saying

It's a fact He has learnt all the tricks

I got suspicious the moment

he took you to a Chinese restaurant It's

just a pretense of love for you The real meaning is

something else What could it mean

When a boy starts chasing a girl What does it mean You don't even

understand this much We won't meet from today But this

evening he has called me Where is his house, it's

somewhere in Bandra Then you will see The

same trick will be used From the drawing room

to the bedroom in three easy moves I have

read David Ibrahim's book What is that trick

Yes, there will be no one in the house

Romantic music will be playing He will

feed you paan There will be something intoxicating in the paan

Arun himself will be smoking a cigarette The burning

matchstick will fall on your sister-in-law

You will take off your saree Meanwhile

someone will knock on the door You will get

up and go to the bedroom There will be

only one cot in the bedroom He will come and take

you to that room on some pretext Make me sit on the cot, turn

off the lights in the room and keep quiet Nagesh Arun is

not that low, it's okay, what about me, I am just

explaining, fall into the ditch, I will definitely

go, I will see whether you are telling the truth or have you gone mad,

after all I too have some

responsibility, no, I will not let you go,

no

Nagesh, I will go, I will see how much he loves

me, and if it is true, don't be

silly Prabha, there is no need for

you to go, come with me, there is a new movie playing in the metro, let's

go and watch it,

okay,

good evening, Colonel Sahib, good evening, the

work in Baroda is done, sir, yes, of course, let's leave

from here tomorrow, the

work here, let's meet Arun once, Arun called me,

sir, he has invited Miss Prabha

this evening, where did you buy a

house somewhere in Bandra, why were you in such a hurry,

I have to go right now, do you know

where is the house in B, sir, I do

n't know anything, but I have given you this address,

what is the matter, sir, something is wrong, Aru is

being stupid, Prabha is a simple girl,

I am sure Prabha loves him, there is no

need to use any tricks on her No, I will also come

sir. No, no, you stay here. If Aru

calls, tell him. Till I reach, do

something. Okay,

sir, I will sit here today. What's the

matter, Prabha? If Aru really did something like this, then

what has Aru done? Come on, don't

lose heart. Come to my place today. My

sister has come from Delhi. Not Deepa, not today. Today

I want to meet Aru,

maybe for the last time. What's the matter? Why don't you tell me

today? I'll see what

he does.

[Music] [Music]

Look,

hey

[Music]

Welcome

Prabha, did you have any problem finding the house?

No,

how is the house? Nice.

[Music] Have a

paan. Prabh, it's a Banarasi paan. No, no, I'm not feeling well.

Sit down. Prava, why are you standing?

[Music]

You live alone here, you know.

I'm not married yet. I mean, no

one else lives here. Right now, there's just a tinge of

love for you. I mean, actually, there's something

else. What's the matter, Prabha? Why are you so quiet? Have

a paan. Where am I quiet?

Why are you sitting?

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music] [Applause]

No

[Music]

Cigarette Since when did you start drinking I drink sometimes when I'm

alone But now you're not alone

Why now who is it

Arun himself is smoking a cigarette The burning matchstick will

fall on your saree

[Music]

Bama

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

Yes

[Music]

Why are you going

[Music]

What was the need to do all this You did

n't trust me I don't know why I was always scared I would have

asked him somewhere

If I had the courage to ask Look who has come for a small

thing

[Music]

Now there's no need for anyone to come

Hey why have you come here I'll

send you both to jail Hey send you to jail later If you do

n't go like this, I'll go inside first

Beware go inside Prabha Prabha Hey you are here are

you alright

Why didn't you come in the metro Look at this ticket This Arun

's kid must have lured you You

scoundrel If you ever even

look at Prabha again I'll

skin you alive Okay my dear Prabha There's no

need to panic I'm here Come to

you Come with me I'm panic She is

no more and you don't feel the need to come here,

what, we both have decided to get married,

congratulations, I am satisfied now,

you keep quiet Prabha, what are you saying,

these are all tricks,

these are all lies taught by them, this is nonsense, see, I should

definitely send both of them to jail,

but why are you coming in these days,

you have two metro

tickets, let's go and watch a movie in the metro, you have already

decided, what decision,

what kind of decision, why don't you tell me, this is

all your trick, your trick,

not tricks, child, this is art, you

can call it philosophy, you can call it

science, this is nonsense, all this

science, tricks to trap innocent girls, nothing else,

these two have met through your tricks, only you will

separate these two,

who can separate these two,

their love is true, their passion is true,

they neither need my art nor my

tricks, we show the way to the blind,

but where Let there be light and there is no need for our lamp.

Congratulations, thank you.

After marriage,

do come to my house once with your Prabha. And listen,

child, can't you learn the art of coping with life from me by

writing letters?

Take a month's leave and

stay with me. You will definitely find another Prabha.

And in this way, Arun also

maintained the tradition of Jackson Tolaram. Both of them got

married

and as per Colonel Sahib's wish.

After the marriage, Mr. and Mrs. Arun Pradeep

went to meet Colonel Sahib in Khandala. Colonel Sahib

gave Rs. 000 to Rabu as a blessing. Consider that he

returned the fees he had taken. What is the need of fees and art in front of the truth? Hey,

who is this coming? Yes, it is

Nagesh. He has taken a month's leave and is

coming to learn from Colonel Sahib. Well, he also has a story,

but all that later.

[Music]

Gulu Gulu Guu

[Music]

Gulu. Today Nagesh has also joined Colonel Sahib's class.

Well, leave them aside, for now,

all of you send telegram number 8 congratulating this new couple. Wishing them a

happy and everlasting life. Our best wishes for your married life