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Oh, yeah, come on over. You can sit right there.

Oh, I see you've gotten very settled in.

Yeah, yeah, sorry about the couch. I was eating.

I was just wondering, like, um... You... been to talk

with the neighborhood lately?

Me?

Yeah, um... How can I put this?

John said...

But John is married and so are you.

He is such a gossip.

I don't know why he needs to make such a big production about anything.

Well, I mean, you're new to the neighborhood and you're new to this

little town, I assume?

Yeah.

Well, this is a community of a lot of, how do I say this, like

-minded individuals, I guess would be the best way to say that.

I mean, I love my husband very much. Please don't get that wrong.

But, you know, sometimes within a loving relationship, you just want a little bit

of variety.

See, I get that, like, obviously y'all do y'all business. I'm not trying to say

y'all are snitch or anything.

I'm just trying to understand when you say variety.

he said y'all went on like a whole date date like um like third base like home

run type date like that's what i'm trying to i'm a little confused because

i know that john's wife is like heavily armed i know because i was like watering

the grass at night because it's too hot during the day she got weird so i'm just

trying to understand how you were alive right now and all that went down so well

I mean, I am very charming, if I do say so myself.

Yeah.

Well, I... You know, it is a little unusual for me

that John Kipley told you we went on a date.

We did go on a date. I don't want you to think he's lying.

I could keep his mouth shut a little better.

But, no, I guess what I'm trying to say... How do I phrase this?

Well, honestly, that...

That whole night was a little bit out of character for me.

You know, I don't normally with gentlemen that aren't my

husband do things like... Like have sex?

Oh no, like go on a date.

I mean... Hold on.

Time on the clock.

I said have sex and you said that's okay, but the date...

Can you, can you, can you make me... Are you fucking the neighborhood?

Oh!

Well, I... You're doing mental math. Why is there mental

math?

Define the neighborhood.

Is it more than three, less than ten?

Yes. That's the neighborhood. I think so.

And... Fewer than three a time.

I'm just confused because... Well,

here, let me explain it to you.

You see, I like to have good relations with all of my neighbors.

And, I mean, I have to say, I noticed you the moment you came into the

neighborhood.

And, well, it's bothering me.

Like... I don't have a complete set, you know?

I mean, like I said, I'm not fucking all of the neighbors.

I... Well, old man Withers turned me down. He said it was a very sweet offer,

but he just... He's like 90.

Kind of. He's 90 too.

But regardless, he's been here a long time.

I'm just...

So, I should just... You don't... We haven't done it, and I'm the only one?

Well, we haven't done it yet.

Oh. Got a little bit of spare time.

Now.

Yeah, if you're with it, I'm with it. I'm with it.

And you're sure this is not going to cause any issues?

I mean, you can do me right, right?

Yeah. Oh, well, then it's not going to cause any issues at all.

Yes, please.

You are pretty.

Thank you.

I don't want to get my shoes on your couch. You don't need your shoes. I

don't need your shirt. We don't need things.

Well,

let me think of one thing I need.

Wow.

Well, I'm glad you moved into the neighborhood.

I will say that.

Not you.

Oh, fuck, it's so hard.

Yes, please.

Mm-hmm

Oh yes.

Oh, that pussy misses you.

Oh nice and deep, oh my god!

I was about to say, we're having a barbecue this weekend.

Yeah, I'll definitely be there. Let me get you a towel.

Oh, well, actually, I was just on my way to the mailbox.

So I'll see you this weekend, hopefully.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely.

Okay.

Now, where'd my dress go?