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Hey, I'm just off to band practice, all right?

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Did you clean your room?

Uh, yeah, Dana.

I mean, Mom.

Sorry. Yeah, I cleaned my room. Relax, relax. I'm just fucking with you.

I'm not your real mom. I can't tell you what to do.

No, it's cool.

Hey, come here.

I want to talk to you.

Alright.

So, do you want to ride to band practice?

By my stepmom?

It's not so bad. I'm still pretty hot.

No, it's cool. I'm just going to take the bus.

Well, maybe I can give you some bus fare and you can figure out how to pay me

back somehow.

It's cool, nah.

You know, I used to give guys rides to band practice all the time and I used to

do other things for them too.

Really? Yeah.

You know, I think it's so hot that my stepson's gonna be a fucking rock star.

Well, I hope so.

Yeah. Oh, don't worry about it. Of course you'll be a rock star. It's so

fucking hot.

Yeah, I just meant the rock star part.

Sometimes I get real nervous about that.

Oh, you don't have to be nervous at all.

Oh, you're so cute.

You know, I have this technique that you can learn.

Before you go to band practice, it's to help stage fright, and it loosens you

up, and so you don't get nervous anymore. Do you want to see what I can

do? Do you want to?

Yeah?

Yeah, you can touch that.

Yeah. Does that feel better? Do you feel loose?

Yeah.

Just put your hand on that. Yeah.

See? Wow.

Yeah, it just takes the nerves right away.

Yeah. Ooh, I hope he likes secrets.

Oh, don't you worry.

Oh, mommy's gonna take good care of this big guy.

Mmm.

I can't believe we're doing this.

It's a secret.

It's a dirty, dirty secret.

Oh,

you gotta tell me how to do it.

What to do? You're not my real son.

Sorry, mama.

You can tell me what to do. I don't care.

I'm gross.

I like to do gross things with little boys.

I've always wanted to try this, mom.

Secretly.

So good

Yeah.

Bye. Bye.

How's your son's cock taste?

See, I'm not nervous anymore. Are you?

No. I feel good.