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Original subtitles

BETH: 'There's a psychological equation.

'It says that attraction plus an obstacle equals excitement.

'But what happens if the attraction is too strong,

'if the obstacles are too great?

'What then? Do you threaten everything?'

PHONE BUZZES

Hiya.

NEIL: 'Beth, can you move your car, please?'

Oh, God, Neil, I'll be off in two minutes.

Can you leave it on the road? 'I need to get tools out.

'Hurry up. There's a pint with my name on it.'

Mum, could you give me and Jess a lift to her house?

Ollie, you remember where I'm going today, don't you?

Oh. Yeah.

It's like a minute out of your way. Fine.

Thanks, Mum. Jess, we're going.

Have you done your homework? Does it look like my homework?

No. I was being annoying.

Get that French done by the time I'm back.

I hope it goes all right. Thanks, sweetheart.

PHONE BUZZES Oh, God.

Yeah, I'm coming. Oliver! Yeah, yeah.

No, don't "yeah, yeah" me.

I have to go now! Yeah, yeah!

How many times?

It's just easy if I'm going out after.

Why? Where you going? I'm going to see Ally.

I've got to meet Dave. Oh, yeah. Yeah, sorry.

Just make sure Frankie does her French homework

before you go to the pub, yeah?

Si, senora. That's Spanish.

Arrivederci. Where you off?

Jess's. Hiya, Neil.

You all right?

Thanks for this, Beth. No problem. What's in the bag?

Footy boots. We might be going to the common to meet the others.

Beth, has Ollie mentioned about Mum's birthday party?

Oh, yeah, sorry. I'll chat to Neil.

It's been a bit of a funny time.

It's Saturday, isn't it? Yeah. It's at our place.

No big deal, but Mum and Dad would love to meet you.

Well, I'll definitely try and come, even if it's just for one or two.

Yeah. BETH CHUCKLES SOFTLY

Mwah. Thanks, Mum. Thanks, Beth.

CAR DOORS CLOSE

"Hope it goes OK, Mum." "Thanks, son."

PHONE RINGS

Hiya.

'Mum, I've left my footy boots in the car, you need to come back.'

Oh, Ollie, for God's sake!

'Can you just swing back?' Fine.

THUD, BRAKES SQUEAL

Oh, shit! BETH GASPS

SEATBELT UNBUCKLES, SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

Shit. Shit. Shit. MAN GROANS

Oh, God. Oh, I am so sorry!

What were you doing?

I just didn't see you. Are you OK? No. My wrist!

Oh... I think that's broken.

It could not be. It could just be bruising.

I'm a doctor.

Right, well, it probably is, then.

OK, I can take you to the hospital.

Right, this might fit in the back, actually.

No, I don't think it will.

Erm... Shall I drive you home?

No, my wife won't be home yet.

I need to go to A&E. Can you take me?

Right, yeah, course.

Oh, just... hang on a sec.

PHONE DIALLING Yeah, Ollie, I've had an accident.

I've knocked a man off his bike just up the road.

Yeah, I've got to take him to hospital.

Can you and Jess come and pick up his bike?

Yeah. OK.

My son and his girlfriend are going to pick up your bike.

Ollie and Jess? Yeah.

Ollie Brookes? Yeah.

Are you his mother? Yeah?

HE CHUCKLES

I'm Tom, Jess's dad.

Oh. Right.

Yeah, I knocked off Jess's dad.

MUSIC PLAYS OVER RADIO

Oh, God, I feel so bad. Are you gonna be able to work?

Yeah, mostly. I'm a GP.

Well, good job you're not a heart surgeon.

The hazards of being a cyclist.

You'd be surprised how many appalling drivers there are.

It was Ollie's fault!

He left his trainers in the back,

and then he calls me and asks me to take them,

and I swing round, and there you are.

There I am. Mm.

Well, these are not the circumstances I would have chosen,

but, erm... hello! Hello.

Look, I'm... I'm really sorry,

but when we collided, I was on my way to meet someone.

Do you mind if I just make a quick call, tell them I'll be late?

Yeah, no, of course.

Beth, if you need to go somewhere or do something...

No, I am taking you to the hospital, and I'm gonna wait with you,

and then I'll drive you home.

Shall I do that? You can... Road?

What's...? Well, who is it?

It's... Dickhead Dave.

Dickhead Dave? Yeah.

OK. Well, there's Cockhead Colin.

Bit worried about giving you my phone number.

No, you'd just be Tom, brackets, Jess's dad.

Would I?

There he is, good old Dickhead Dave.

RADIO STOPS, PHONE DIALS

DAVE, ON VOICEMAIL: 'This is Dave. Time is money, so keep it brief.'

'At the tone, please rec...' SHE HANGS UP

Can see why you gave him that nickname.

THEY CHUCKLE

OK. Thank you.

What they saying?

Yeah, it's gonna be hours for the X-ray, but...

Oh, shit. Sorry.

I'll get me triaged in a minute to get some drugs for the pain.

How are you doing, pain-wise? Yeah, it's great, thanks (!)

No, it's, erm... It's pretty bad.

But I'm firming it, as the kids say. Is that what they say?

Yeah, that's what they say. Yeah, firming it.

Go, Beth, honestly. I don't know how long it's gonna be.

But I feel responsible. Well, you are.

They're cute together, aren't they? Ollie and Jess?

They've been bending your ear about this Blackpool trip?

Blackpool? Ooh, I guess not.

No, go on. Blackpool. What? No, I'm saying nothing.

No, just tell me what it is. You can't do that face and not tell me.

Tell me! I'm saying nothing.

Hannah will know about that.

I'll be the last to find out. You know what it's like.

Can I get you a drink?

Mmm!

Well, I guess I should, erm...

Hm.

Oh, shit!

HE CHUCKLES Sorry.

Mmm, medicine! SHE CHUCKLES

Do you think that they've, erm...?

What? You know...

You mean...? Yeah.

Er, yeah, probably. Really?

Yeah, of course. What do you think?

Yes! Oh, my God.

We're gonna be Grandma and Grandad. Stop it.

No, but we are. Stop it!

NURSE: Thomas Kirkman? Oh, yes, that's me. Thank you.

You go. It's gonna be ages.

Well, I'll come back and pick you up.

I'll get your number from Jess. I am really sorry.

I know.

It's OK, you can leave us.

I'll be in the office if you need me.

HE BREATHES SHAKILY

I need to get out of here. Dave, it's...

I've been inside of her, Beth, inside of that body.

WHISPERS: And now she's just... lay there.

This is sending me to a bad place. I can't do it.

BETH SIGHS

SHE CHUCKLES SOFTLY

Sorry about Dave.

He's still a dickhead. SHE CHUCKLES SOFTLY

TEARFULLY: I'm sorry you wasted your life with him.

I really miss you.

DOOR OPENS

Sorry about that.

Look, I know this is a bit awkward.

You're the executor of her will.

I just want to say that I-I don't want anything.

Just the house.

The house?

Come on, Beth.

I practically gave her that house in the separation,

which was fine when she was alive, but now she's dead.

Bye, Dave.

The mortgage isn't even paid off. What are you gonna do with it?

SHE SIGHS Hey. Look.

I think she wanted me to have it.

Sure, that's why she went to the trouble of changing her will

cos she was still so fond of you (!)

Don't you think I don't feel the blame?

I leave her after 15 years of marriage,

and then a few months later, she drops dead.

People are gonna look at me and go, "He did that to her."

Fuck off, Dave.

Urgh!

BAG UNZIPS Shit.

PHONE DIALLING

OLLIE: 'Hi, Mum.' Hiya. Are you still with Jess?

'Yeah. Her dad's fine.'

Right, I have to go and pick him up. I need his number.

Nah, there's no need.

Jess's mum's gone. She'll be already there.

Oh, right, OK. Well, never mind. 'Mad you knocked over her dad.'

'Yeah, isn't it?' Did you like him?

Yeah. Yeah, I did.

I really liked him.

Oh, Tom...

That bike. It scares the life out of me.

Three accidents in 12 years? Statistically, that is very safe.

Well, I will quote that stat at your funeral.

Hey, what was Ollie's mum like?

Yeah, she's nice. Nice?

What was she - loud or quiet?

Was she funny? Serious? I've no idea.

You have an opinion on everyone, Tom.

I have an opinion on her driving.

Is she attractive?

Yeah. HANNAH SCOFFS

I mean, in that obvious kind of way, you know.

They still haven't said if they're coming to my birthday party.

Well, does it matter? Well, it's courtesy, isn't it?

I mean, Ollie is a lovely lad, but...

I get the impression they're pretty chaotic.

Yeah.

How was it - crematorium?

Chapel of rest, that's what they call it.

Basically just a back room

with some candles and a picture of Jesus in it.

Looked like it should have had a kettle and some brooms.

NEIL SCOFFS

She didn't look like herself.

But then I suppose she wouldn't, would she?

She had all these... plans, you know.

It's not been the best time for us, has it?

With this.

And all my shit.

HE SIGHS

We'll get through it.

'That's great work, ladies.

'That's it. We're getting up nice and high.

'Hi there. We just had our first class.

'We could just be doing this at home, OK?

'Come to our class on a Wednesday! Say hi, guys!'

HANNAH: Tom? Yeah?

Are you listening to music? No, it's...

Yeah, I mean, no, it's a silly...

It's a silly WhatsApp thing from Ian.

Oh, OK. Erm...

I'm gonna go to bed. Yeah, yeah, I'll be a sec.

Don't be long.

PHONE CHIMES

SHE SIGHS

BERNARD: Good morning.

Boys, walk, please. Do not run.

Morning, Bernard. It's "sir".

Sorry, Bernard. THEY LAUGH

If eyes could kill. THEY LAUGH

So, how was the big date? Oh, terrible.

Honestly, Beth, he was sending me all these filthy messages online,

and then when we finally meet up, he's wearing a tank top and brogues.

Oh, Mrs Brookes. Can I have a word?

Sure. It's Oliver.

I need you to speak to him. He keeps calling me Bernard.

Right. You see, I let it go at first,

but now others have started doing it.

I was in the Co-op the other day, and two Year 10s said it.

Do your tie up, please. Right. Well, that... that sounds...

You see, we don't have names, Mrs Brookes.

We are Sir or Miss, and that is right and proper.

It's the way it is.

I'll have a word with him. Thank you.

THEY SNICKER Oh, and, erm...

Oh, I see. Funny, is it? No, not funny at all.

You'd think you'd want your son on the straight and narrow

with your husband facing jail.

WHISPERS: How'd you...? You what?

You heard. How do you know that?

Remove your hands, Mrs Brookes.

Don't you dare mention that in this school. I said remove your hand.

Keep your nose out of my business.

If Oliver uses my name again,

then I will be going to the head about his suspension, OK? Thank you.

Mr Brookes? Yeah.

I've had a look online, and...

ABH doesn't always get a prison sentence, does it, so...?

It doesn't, but it can do.

And much of what determines that is down to intention.

Now, there are several defences available,

but the most compelling is the use of reasonable force

to defend yourself.

Problem for us is making the case that what you did was reasonable.

SHE MOUTHS

KNOCK ON DOOR, HE MOUTHS

Yeah, hold on a second, please.

No, no, it's... it's not your patient.

It's... It's Beth.

Oh, hello. Hiya. Erm...

You left this in my car.

I was on lunch, so I just thought I'd drop it round.

You didn't have to do that.

You could've given it to Ollie to drop back.

Oh, erm...

Well, I was just still feeling so bad, you know, so...

How...? How is your hand?

Oh, yeah, it's better than I thought.

It's a hairline fracture.

Told you it weren't broken. LAUGHING: Yeah. You did.

Thank you. That's sweet of you to come and check on me.

Us future grandparents need to stick together. Yeah.

PHONE RINGS

Oh, erm...

Unfortunately, I'd love you to stay,

but I'm pretty sure you don't wanna see what Mr Galbury has to show me.

No, I... I definitely don't. You definitely don't.

See you later.

DOOR CLOSES

I'm fucked. I have fucked myself.

This is karma, this is, for...

Who is she? Her name's Alicia.

She's a PA at work.

Whose PA?

No?

UNDER BREATH: Oh, for fuck's sake.

How old? 29.

I know. You don't have to say it. Twat.

This is next-level, Tom. This is life ruined.

How many weeks... pregnant is she?

Ten weeks.

If I...

If I tell Leah, that's it, innit?

Marriage, kids, the house.

Yeah.

I've become him, haven't I?

I have become our father.

And we know the fucking devastation he left.

MUSIC: 'Empiqueta' by The Vteam

Go!

And now bigger movements!

On the legs!

MUSIC FADES

And now bigger!

SHE SIGHS

PHONE CHIMES

THUMP ON WINDOW Fuck.

Going snooker.

Hello?

I'm home. Hey.

What are you watching? Cats slipping on ice.

THEY CHUCKLE

You need to stop calling Mr Wainwright "Bernard".

What? He's come squealing to you?

He's talking suspension. He won't do that.

Well, I know him better than you. Trust me, he would.

Night. I'm not going bed yet.

Do you remember when we used to talk?

What?

When you were little, you'd ask me all these questions, like...

..."Why do camels have humps?" And "What are rainbows for?"

And I'd try and answer, and you'd say,

"But why, Mummy? Why?"

PHONE BUZZES

Don't, please. Please don't.

Then I'd get home, and we'd...

we'd cuddle up on the couch and chat,

and we'd be all silly together.

I mean, I was... I was little then.

But you're little now.

I just... I worry that...

...you and Frankie,

with your head in them things all day, we don't talk any more.

We do.

We talk about how much we use our phones.

SHE LAUGHS What? What?

SHE GROANS LAUGHING: What?

Look, I know...

I know that things have been a bit heavy recently for me and your dad,

but I want you to know that... I don't want you to worry, OK?

We're fine.

And if you are worried, you or Frankie...

...please just talk to us, yeah?

Yeah.

I love you. No, no, no...

HE GROANS No, no...

I love you. God.

And we'll go to that party, yeah? For Jess's mum.

Be fun. Let our hair down.

Nice. You'll tell her, will you?

Dad, why do I have to come?

Because, my gorgeous girl, if I'm suffering, you're suffering.

Finally!

You wearing that?

No, I'm just trying it on for a future occasion (!)

What's wrong with it?

Garden party with the Bollinger brigade?

Oh, it's too much. I knew it.

Oh, no, no. You look good. Let's just... just go.

Just grab a bottle of wine, and not that cheap stuff.

MUSIC: 'Love At First Sight' by Kylie Minogue

♪ Thought that I was going crazy Just having one of those days, yeah

♪ Didn't know what to do

♪ Then there was you

♪ And everything went From wrong to right... ♪

Oh, God.

All hummus and the price of skiing holidays.

If they start playing jazz, I'm out of here.

Shut up.

JESS: Ollie's parents are here. Ollie, hi!

Hi. OLLIE: Hiya.

Ollie! You came. Hiya.

Hiya, I'm Beth. Hi.

You all right? Neil.

This is Frankie. Oh, hi, Frankie.

And this is Tom, obviously... already met.

Yeah, I'm so sorry for breaking your husband.

THEY CHUCKLE

Wanking hand as well. Nightmare.

I once trapped my thumb between two flags - doubled in size.

For six weeks, I had to learn the left hand.

CHUCKLING

Can you stop talking, please? What? You don't mind, do you?

HE MOUTHS Er...

How is it we're just meeting when these two are inseparable?

Oh, Beth, while you're here,

maybe we could talk to Mum about going to Blackpool?

Jess, come on, you know my feelings about this.

Yeah, but Beth and Neil are fine with it.

Yeah, but it has to be OK with your mum and dad.

Yeah, we'd rather not.

It's a long way, and anything can happen.

You can't go. Shut it.

Right, you two, stop it. Can you two stop it, please?

Daisy! Guys, stop showing us up. SHE CHUCKLES

Daisy, this is Frankie.

Sure you two must have seen each other at school.

Why don't you show Frankie the games room and the den?

Why don't you all go? Go on!

Go on! Cocktails?

We've hired a master mixologist, so...

I'm all right with this, unless you've got another?

Yeah, fridge full. Do you wanna...? Come and choose.

So, Jess says you're at the school?

Oh, yeah. Only temporarily. Right.

I used to have my own business, you know, as a personal trainer,

but... cost of living. Yeah, right.

God, I could do with you. I used to be fit as a fiddle.

I had a few health problems. You look amazing.

Oh, thanks. I wasn't digging, promise.

Well, I still do my Zumba class.

It's on a Wednesday night, if you fancy.

Oh, right. Where's that? Oh, it's just at the church hall.

Ollie says you're a... a fundraiser?

That's right. Yeah, it's a children's charity.

I mean, it's... it's just part-time, but...

it feels good to make a difference, you know?

Mm-hm. OK, menu.

Marco's speciality is a pisco sour, so...

Cheers.

I didn't even know you were at our practice.

Not that I go much. I had my prostate checked last year.

That weren't you, were it?

You don't remember? I'm hurt. NEIL LAUGHS

This is too boring. Mm-hm.

Here. Ollie!

I can't be off my face in front of my parents' friends.

Just do two. They're not strong.

Fine.

He's been great for Jessica.

She was having some trouble last year.

You know, all the girls, you know how it can be.

But, yeah, no, since she's been with Oliver,

her confidence has skyrocketed.

Hasn't it, Tom?

I was just saying about Jess and Ollie and her confidence.

Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely.

Yeah, well, he's not short of confidence.

So, Ollie was saying you do up buy-to-lets.

What, do you... flip them?

HE SCOFFS No, I wish.

No, I'm just a hired hand. Her sister's got the cash.

HE CHUCKLES And she's a ball-breaker.

We need the dough, so, you know. Yeah.

Oh, there's Leah. Sorry, I should just go and say hi to Paul and Leah.

Oh, my God, you look amazing!

Hi. Happy birthday!

SHE SIGHS

Delighted you could both make it here.

Mingle, grab anything from the fridge.

Yeah.

I'm gonna go and say hello to my brother and his wife.

What the fuck are you doing? What?

Being vulgar, being common.

It's like you wanna prove you are whatever they think you are.

Beth, you dragged me here,

and now you're bollocking me for having a laugh.

I'm gonna get another drink. Yeah, your third already.

Who's counting?

SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

OK.

BREATHING HEAVILY It's OK.

It's OK, it's OK, it's OK.

BREATHING HEAVILY

It's OK, it's OK. Everyone's having a good time.

Everyone's having a good time. Everyone's having a good time.

You're fine.

SHE SIGHS

LEAH: ♪ Bring it back, sing it back... ♪

I'm assuming that shirt is reverse psychology.

No man with your amount of problems

would dress like Magnum PI, would they?

I made a decision.

I'm not gonna tell her.

I'll be responsible financially to Alicia.

But I'm not up to it in my lifetime. I'm not doing it.

OK. Oh, you can fuck off with that face.

It's all right for you, innit?

You've never put a step wrong in your life.

Haven't I? No, you haven't.

I'm just glad Mummy and Daddy's expensive education

worked for one of us, eh?

Forget I ever said anything, yeah?

♪ Sing it back to me Back to me... ♪

WHOOPING

♪ Sing it back, bring it... ♪

♪ It's raining men, hallelujah

♪ It's raining men, amen

♪ I'm gonna go out

♪ I'm gonna let myself get Absolutely soaking wet... ♪

Ha-ha! I know... I know what happens.

GIGGLING

Hello. Oh. Hi.

Don't look now, but our children are back there going at it.

Oi! Get a room! Oh, that's so mean.

Just having a chat. Oh, yeah, looked like it.

Mum, check out the den, it is mega.

He's so cheeky! But I love him.

Do...? Actually, do you wanna look at the den? It's cool.

"Cool." That can't be right. CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY

Come and look. All right.

After you.

DOOR SHUTS Oh, wow.

Jess was obsessed with stars and space when she was little.

She'd actually make me...

lie on the trampoline in the garden almost every night.

She'd drag me out there, and we'd lie there for hours,

looking at the...

looking at the sky in the hope we'd see a shooting star.

So I thought I'd buy her a second-hand telescope one birthday

and build this place.

Can I...? Of course.

It's quite clear, so you should probably...

You should be able to see something.

If you look through... yeah, that one.

And then it should be pointing in the right direction. Like that?

Oh, yeah. Yeah?

God, it makes you feel so small, doesn't it?

Just... insignificant.

I'm sorry about your friend.

Ally. Ollie... Ollie mentioned it to me.

What was she like?

It's awful, losing a friend.

It's like losing a sibling, but no-one treats it like that.

You're not... allowed the same grief.

I don't think I realised how much I'd come to depend on her.

It was like she...

...she filled something.

And after she split up with Dave...

Dickhead Dave? THEY CHUCKLE

It was like she got her old self back.

And she was the fun Ally and the... carefree Ally.

She had this lightness again, and...

...I really envied her.

God, it's cruel, isn't it?

You get all that back, and then... you just drop down dead.

FROM INSIDE HOUSE: Where are you, Tom?

Where is he? Tom? Hello? Tom!

Oh, shit.

Ow.

DOOR OPENS Where's he gone?

Sorry. Oh, here he is.

Running all the way!

INDISTINCT

Erm, hello.

Firstly, thank you all very, very, very much for coming.

It means an awful lot to Hannah and me that you've made such an effort,

especially to the ones who came so far -

Sheila and Mark, thank you so much.

And the university crew! CHEERING

As you all know, Hannah's had a particularly hard couple of years.

And so this isn't just a birthday celebration.

This is a celebration of love and life and friendship.

So I'd like you all to raise a glass

for my beautiful, wonderful, gorgeous wife...

Hannah. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yeah! Oh. Sorry, sorry.

Thank you, everyone. Come and have a dance.

Shall we do it?

♪ Happy... ♪ Oh, no!

ALL: # Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you

♪ Happy birthday, dear Hannah Mummy

♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪

SHE PANTS

HE THUMPS ON DOOR Just bloody leave me there!

And you said I was embarrassing!

Her mum and dad searching the house, looking everywhere for you.

You've made us look like right dicks.

'Jess said that Beth wasn't feeling well.'

That's why she left early. Didn't want to make a fuss.

Hmm. Asked for our numbers, apparently.

Wants to apologise. Makes sense.

What did you think of them? Oh, stop.

Come on! I knew you'd say that. They're fine.

I really don't think we're gonna be

joint holidaying with them any time soon, do you?

Of course we're not gonna be going on holiday with them.

I thought you were great today.

Everyone kept telling me how well you looked. Mm.

Like you were you again.

Not quite, but... Mm.

Oh...

Thank you for a perfect day. Mm-hm. Thank you.

Sorry.

Do you ever worry that our best days are behind us?

Like, the chaos that we had with our mates,

or even when the kids were young, not going out, but...

...we had them, so that was enough.

Would it help if I hired a cocktail waiter?

THEY CHUCKLE SOFTLY

You... You're not yourself.

Just get through the funeral, and...

you'll be all right after that.

We met at college and became friends almost on sight.

She used to have this amazing hair, often with streaks of blue in it.

'She was just different from everyone else.'

On top of that, she was studying psychology,

and she used to quote these psychological theories at me.

She had a crush on our lecturer.

LAUGHTER

And when I said how ridiculous that was,

she said, "Beth...

"..attraction plus obstacle equals excitement."

LAUGHTER

'I was the more cautious of us back then.'

And so I asked, "What happens if the obstacle's too big?"

And she just smiled and said...

..."That makes the excitement even greater."

I really hope, wherever she is now...

...that she's having a wild old adventure.

HE MOUTHS

SHE PANTS

Train's in three minutes.

Did you call the school? Yeah.

"Jess isn't feeling very well." THEY LAUGH

I pretended I was my dad, said I was going to the funeral.

Ollie! Ally wouldn't mind.

We're going to Blackpool! Come on, come on!

Yeah. Have you finished that?

Do you want another one? Yeah, I'll be right back.

PHONE BUZZES

Listen, erm... I don't want to leave you,

but there's been a balls up on site,

and they need me before the end of play.

I can come back.

No, it's... it's OK.

If there's a problem... Are you sure?

Yeah, well, I know plenty of people here, so...

Sorry, I wouldn't, but they're in the shit over there.

Right, I'll see you back home, yeah? Yeah.

Thanks for not mentioning me.

Well, that's what she would have wanted.

You're a piece of work, aren't you, Beth?

Looking down your nose at me.

She told me things... over the years...

...about the real you.

♪ Passing seasons all but fade away

♪ Into misty clouds of autumn grey

♪ As I sit here Looking at the street

♪ Little figures Quickly moving feet

♪ I'm just a pebble on the beach

♪ And I sit and wonder why

♪ Little people running around

♪ Never knowing why

♪ Oh, oh

♪ Life is just A precious minute, baby

♪ Open up your eyes And see it, baby

♪ Give yourself a better chance

♪ Because time will pass you

♪ Right on by

♪ Time, time is gonna pass you... ♪

MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY

Beth.

You'll think I'm crazy coming here like this, and...

...maybe I am, but I...

THEY SCREAM

THEY SCREAM

JESS GIGGLES

SHE SIGHS HAPPILY

You know, this is perfect.

I don't want things to ever change.

They won't.

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