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[theme music]

♪ I gotcha with my winning smile ♪

♪ I'm a living lesson in flair and style ♪

♪ You just can't help but stare at my savoir-faire ♪

♪ I'm nouveau Deco Roman Greco Rococo Barroco ♪

♪ Be-bop hip-hop flip-flop ♪

♪ Somebody stop me ♪

♪ Pretty viridian faces like mine ♪

♪ Don't come a dime a dozen I stand out of the crowd ♪

♪ Babe when they made me yeah they broke the mold ♪

♪ Wholesome and kind staid and refined totally out of my mind ♪

♪ Arch-villains and ne'er-do-wells ♪

♪ Had better learn to decorate prison cells ♪

♪ Green goes with anything if they ask see ♪

♪ Well there's one last thing I gotta sing about ♪

♪ Open up wide and really shout ♪

♪ Oh look out ♪

♪ This is The Mask ♪♪

Smokin'!

[intense music]

[grunting]

Arf arf

[sirens blaring]

[growling]

[growling]

It's that weird kid. He's gotten away.

[Skillit] 'A trick for you and a treat for you.'

Not just any weird kid, I'm Skillit.

Prince of Shadowland.

[guard #1] Prince of Shadowland?

He doesn't have any shadow.

[intense music]

Almost time, almost time.

Planets and stars, cosmos align.

Sun goes down All Hallow's Eve.

Darkness gives power, a spell to weave.

The time has come, the light does hide.

Door to Shadowland open wide.

Zap.

Come on, shadow.

I'm powerless without you.

[laughs]

Crackle crackle.

Me and my shadow, together again.

Did you bring the others?

[evil laugh]

Excellent.

We'll take possession of that mask once and for all.

And then we'll teach Stanley Ipkiss a lesson

for putting the prince of Shadowland in school.

'Yes, we'll have our revenge.'

'Tonight, on All Hallow's Eve.'

[phone ringing]

Boo! Ha-ha-ha. Happy Halloween from Edge City savings.

Stanley Ipkiss speaking.

[breathing heavily]

Uh, hell-hello?

[Skillit] 'Happy Halloween, Stanley.'

'Will you be wearing a mask, tonight?'

Who is this?

'How about a hint?'

'Four thousand years old?'

'But don't look a day over 12.'

'Keep up my youthful appearance by stealing shadows.'

[gasps] Skillit!

Where are you?

Landfill Park.

And I'm going to teach Edge City all about true horror.

'Unless you let the Mask come out and play.'

'Bye.'

No wait, Skillit!

Hello.

Oh, my gosh.

Whoa, where's the fire?

Sorry, Charlie, I'm in a hurry.

Oh, gonna get some trick or treating in

before the annual Edge City savings Halloween social, huh?

Party? I didn't forget.

Well, let's not forget it's your turn to perform the ceremonial

Jack o'lantern carving.

Knock knock [both] Trick or treat?

Okay.

I choose trick.

I dare you to trick me! Go ahead!

Uh-ha, I thought so.

The woman is nefarious.

And you, you mister are not gonna make Mrs. Peenman

bob for apples like you did last Halloween, okay?

Because I need you to go straight for Skillit.

You got it? Straight for Skillit.

Whizz.

Ooh, that Skillit.

Escape from his correctional facility, will he?

I'll show him what for.

But first..

Whirr knock knock knock.

What is it with you brats?

I'm not a candy store.

Trick or treat?

[screaming]

Hmm, not too funny for a clown.

[whirring]

Absolutely, to die for.

[laughing]

What? No candy?

- Scrooge. - Why? You dirty low life.

Swoosh Ka-ching! Jackpot.

Swish swish

[whirring]

You're gonna pay, freak.

Now, let me tell you, this is what Halloween is all about.

Free frozen Salisbury steaks.

[panting] Must have more.

Trick or treat? Trick or treat?

Frozen goods preferred, no okra please.

Trick or treat? Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[howling]

[whirring]

Skillit, you little garden gnome, I know you are here.

[Skillit laughing]

Now, you come on out here, stinker.

And we'll settle this like any adult and child.

- With a spanking. - I owe you.

Do you know how much homework I've had to do?

Now, now, homework's good for ya.

No pain, no gain. Pixie.

Smack Say, you got your shadow back.

That's not all I've brought you from the Shadowland.

I want you to meet some friends.

Mask. Mask.

[Skillit] 'This is Billy.'

Mask. Mask.

[Skillit] 'This is Attila.'

[rumbling]

[Skillit] 'And this is Milrum.'

Nifty costume. Can you breathe in that thing?

[grunting]

[Skillit] 'Oh, that's no costume'

'he's a medieval wizard'

who once had a little accident with a spell.

[grunting]

Oh, sore throats? Think I've got cough drops in here somewhere.

Oh, you don't get it, do ya?

Each of my friends once owned the mask.

Your mask. And now, they want it back.

Hey, you're talking about my face, kid.

None the less, if your boys r-e-e-eally

want it they're gonna have to..

Thud

cling cling cling come and get it!

You heard him, get the mask.

[screeching]

[screaming]

Vroom [Billy] Mask.

Shh.

Hate to ruin a good Stetson.

Whoo! Holy head cheese.

Mask.

That's my name, don't wear it out.

Mask.

Swish [grunting]

[whirring]

And for my next trick

I shall escape from the reptile's clutches

with but a fraction of my prodigious power.

Ting ting ting.

Thank you, thank you, and let's hear it for my

ooh, not so lovely assistant.

[grunting]

Snap Yeah, yeah, yeah, threaten away.

I can run.

Nyah!

Boing Hello.

[grunting]

Ha, missed.

Look, ma, I'm twins.

[Mask laughing]

Toing bash Mask.

Knock knock Mask.

Boing I am Count Maskulla.

Thud bam bam bam

[whistles]

Beep beep beep.

Listen to them, children of the night.

What an annoying racket they make.

Hey!

You're bugging me, monster.

Eat yucky juice.

Splosh

splash.

Milrum could win he's got spirit.

He'd be a fine eternal playmate.

Alright, no more, Mr. Nice Exterminator.

Thud The Mask smashes monsters.

Zoink.

These zombies maybe as much fun as a leech in your blood pudding

but wearing the mask oughta liven up the lucky winner.

Such a pity, Stanley Ipkiss and The Mask

are about to part ways..

Forever.

[Stanley] 'Ouch! Leave the face alone.'

Ugh! Wash your hands.

Your breath is enough to wake the undead.

Oh, right, sorry.

[gasps] Party at the Coco Bongo?

Wait! No offense, fellas, but I'm fighting with corpses

when I can be dancing with babes.

Later.

[whirring]

Hey, zombie to Milo.

Keep the stubs off the spats, eh?

That's what I like about The Mask.

Always the wise guy.

Always looking for a party.

[instrumental music]

Must have mask, eh?

Ooh, and what a beaut it is.

Mwah Patte, es parde.

Gulp Now I know why they call it patte!

That's what it tastes like, pa-tte.

Ain't that right, fright wig?

Yeah, it tastes like animal droppings, alright.

Free food's the only reason I came too.

Aah! I'll club you senseless.

Whoa, baby, easy with that bird, will ya?

Security, he went that way.

Yipes! That clown's a killer. I need a disguise. Fast.

[mumbles]

I got one built in.

Splat Come on, I want him arrested.

Ma'am, we're not really cops.

Shut your pie hole and find him.

[pants] Sheesh!

Does everybody want my head on a stake or what?

No!

Whoa, ho-ho! Great costumes.

They even... smell real.

Oh, yeah, I gotta hide.

[laughing]

- 'Watch it, bonehead.' - Aye! That be my toe.

Oh, I never..

Excuse me. Oh, pardon me.

Watch your back.

[male #1] 'I, uh.. That's far enough, partner.'

Don't hurt me!

Gee, Stanley, maybe you should stick to the decaf.

I-I-I thought you were something else.

[male #2] 'Schumaker!'

Yes, Mr. Bank President sir. Mayor.

Mr. Ipkiss, is that you?

Fantastic get up, old boy.

We're lookin' forward to your Jack-o'-lantern.

Well, it'll have to be great to match up against last years.

- When I carved the... - Yes, yes.

Mt. Rushmore in a pumpkin.

Fluffy job, Schumaker.

Well, thank you, sir.

You know, I saw my pumpkin as an opportunity

to pay homage to the great men of politics.

Such as your self, sir.

'In fact, you should be carved sometime, sir.'

[Mayor] 'Me? No, you're too kind.'

Just a hint..

The mayor's right side is his good side.

Got that, Ipkiss?

[Stanley] Oh, boy, I stick around for the pumpkin thing

so I keep my job or get out of here

so I can avoid the ghoul gang and stay alive.

Mask.

I'm looking for The Mask.

Anyone seen a green faced freak?

[screeching]

Don't you shove me, ugly.

I'm just lookin' for somebody to smack.

Hey, you in there.

Have you seen The Mask?

It's, uh, Halloween, buddy.

Seen plenty of masks. Ha ha.

Hmm?

[clearing throat]

Attention, please.

Is this thing on? Yeah?

[Mayor] 'Okay, folks, the time has come for the ceremonial'

Jack-o'-lantern carving

to be performed by none other than.

Edge City Bank's own Stanley Ipkiss.

[crowd cheering]

No wonder we didn't spot him.

He's in his Ipkiss disguise.

Get him!

Mask!

'Mask!'

[crowd cheering]

Stanley Lipshicks, ladies and gentlemen.

That would be a Ipkiss, yeah Your Mayorness, sir.

[grunting]

Here goes.

[instrumental music]

[whirring]

Are you done, Stanley?

It certainly looks that way.

[audience gasping]

Jack classic!

The traditional Jack-o'-lantern.

Let's hear it for Stanley Ipkiss.

Fluffy, fluffy.

[crowd cheering]

That's fluffy?

[crowd cheering]

Speaking of curtains..

[grunting]

Easy! The suit isn't mine.

Mask!

Stanley, hand over the mask now.

Sorry, won't do it.

If you don't, you'll find yourself a head shorter.

Okay, okay.

[Billy] 'Mask.'

At last... I'll have a real playmate.

A mask playmate.

Fight amongst yourselves, boys.

Tell me one thing, Skillit.

I, uh, really never had a chance against your zombies, did I?

Nope. Well, just one chance.

The incantation.

The incantation! How, uh, how does that work anyway?

I, you know, just curious.

Simple.

If you make them say it..

Instantly transported back to the Shadowland.

- Say what? - The incantation, fool.

It's mask backwards.

Brilliant, huh?

[chuckles] It's kinda lame actually.

So, uh, how do you say it? Kusam?

No, Ksa..

Ah, no you don't. Almost had me.

Think you're pretty tricky, don't ya?

But you're really just a pain in the neck.

Least I can do is return the favor.

See you in the next life, Stan.

But I gave you the mask!

Zap

cling So much for the old mask.

Now, for a new mask.

Who is it gonna be, boys?

What?

Sniff sniff

I don't have the mask, I've got jack.

[Skillit] This is made out of pumpkin. I've been tricked..

By Stanley Ipkiss.

[Skillit] Going for the pumpkin.

'The mask is in the pumpkin.'

'Get the pumpkin.'

Get him. He knows the incantation.

I gotta get these ghouls to say mask backwards.

Got that mask backwards.

Splat.

[The Mask] 'Hey, you there, tall, dark and decomposin.'

Imma calling you out.

'So draw on three.'

One, two..

[gunshot]

What happened to three?

Must be the new math.

Oh, well, you got me, partner.

It's gettin' dark.

Can I trust yous to feed the sheep

and burp the bunnies?

- Mask. - Hold your horses.

Just one more thing..

Tell me what this here sign says.

[grunting]

Ksam!

[pulsating]

Sure he was fast.

But dumb as a rock.

[Mask] 'If you're holding a sword and love to pillage'

in a former life, you're the next contestant on.

"The Spell is Right."

Round one, say the magic word

and get an all expenses paid one way trip to..

The Shadowland.

Mask.

Okay, we have a K S A and an M.

What is today's magic word?

Five seconds, corpsey.

Shop?

Ooh, I'm sorry, that's incorrect.

The winning answer is..

Ksam!

Thank you for playin'. Mwah, buh-bye.

Rats!

Whirr Two strikes half pint.

[laughing]

Okay, your turn handsome.

Come on, you know what to say?

And I'm sure if you could talk you would say it.

Khaa, then comes the Z sound.

Then the big M.

That's it, whack him.

Well, I can see you're not gonna say anything except..

[grunting]

So, I'll say it for you.

Khaa..

Ksam.

[pulsating]

Oh, please. The paid entertainment is too slick.

Not fluffy enough.

Here, here, for the traditional Ipkiss touch.

[crowd cheering]

Indeed.

The Ipkiss touch.

Where is Stanley, anyway?

[screeching]

Yourself.

Time to spelunk outta here.

Yodel lay hee hoo!

Why is it whenever the lederhosen goes on

someone's always there to see you?

Thud You're not spelunking anywhere, Mask.

Oh, yeah? I've got a party to attend, shorty.

We were evenly matched in the fleshly world

but you're in my domain now.

'Tough guy, huh?'

And you're no match for..

Super Mask.

Bash bash bash One moment, please.

Gulp gulp gulp.

Okay, ready.

Give it up, Mask. You're my eternal slave now.

In that case..

I've got no choice, but to do this.

[blows]

You're only as strong as your shadow is, shorty.

Whoosh No, I'll loose my powers.

No, not yet!

Not without the Mask!

'If I go, you go. Don't fight it, Mask.'

We'll have fun in Shadowland

forever in a place where homework doesn't exist.

Homework, huh? That reminds me, junior.

It does now.

[Skillit screaming]

Let that be a lesson to you.

Swish swish swish

chomp.

Well, I guess the fish ain't so bad.

Greetings, land lover!

Ptooey [screaming]

What can I say except, trick or treat?