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Uh...
Did you just say...
you want me to give you a...
Orgasm? Yeah, God, why is it so hard for boys to say "orgasm"?
It's-It's not hard for me to say "orgasm". I can say "orgasm".
Orgasm.
See?
Just-- are you still drunk?
Okay, yeah, uh, let's-- let's do this.
Uh...
I'm gonna tell you something really heavy,
and you're gonna want to dwell on it, but you shouldn't.
I'm just telling you the bad stuff so that you can understand my request.
Okay?
It's just a means to an end.
Okay?
A means to an end.
Got it.
I was raped.
Wow, okay, there's really no way to make that seem less heavy than it is.
Uh, it happened in high school.
I was drugged at a party.
That's why I don't like drinking in public.
- Oh, shit. - No, no! See?
What you're doing right now is dwelling.
And I need you to just breeze past this part, okay?
Focus up, Graham. Are you breezing?
- Uh, yeah, I'm breezing, I'm breezing. - Okay.
I'm fine. Really, I'm okay.
I had a lovely therapist. Her name was Carol.
She had these mismatched mugs and a really extensive tea collection.
She helped me understand that the rape doesn't define me.
Even though I firmly put this behind me, I still can't seem to...
you know, orgasm with a guy.
I mean, on my own, sure, fine, fireworks.
But, yeah, not-- not with someone else.
And things are going really well with Justin.
He texted me saying that his roommates will be gone later,
and we all know what that means.
I-I-I'm just really nervous about hooking up with him.
I want to be ready, so I was thinking if I can finish with someone,
you know, lower stakes first.
Lower stakes?
A friend. That I'd feel more prepared for Justin.
So...
Yeah, wh-what do you think?
Wow, okay, yeah, that was a lot. Sorry.
Um, I'm kind of out of practice telling people about this.
No one at Briar knows.
Not even Allie?
Just you.
Wow.
Yeah.
Look.
I promise that I have worked so hard to move past this.
Okay? I'm not fragile.
I don't need your pity. I don't need you to be my therapist.
I just need you to do this one last thing for me.
Okay, a thing you have done for many, many,
many, many women.
- Yeah, it's just... - A means to an end.
Exactly.
Okay.
I'll do it.
Really?
- You will? - Of course.
You're my friend and you need me.
- Did you mean now? - No, no!
Not now. I have class.
Um...
Uh, later?
Tonight?
Tonight it is.
I don't understand.
Sweet, sweet Tuck.
Can I just be the first to say how thrilled we are
that you decided to pledge Sig Tau?
We welcome you to our brotherhood, sweet Tuck.
- Okay. - And as your future big,
it is my pleasure nay, my honor,
to haze you.
And all I ask is that you take care of that one little grape.
Until I ask you to stop.
- That's it? - That's it, bud.
It's so simple.
Yeah, I can do that.
Guys, I gotta be honest.
I was a little worried you were gonna make me streak across campus or frost my tips.
No!
Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
Would your brother do something like that to you?
- I guess not, man. - Yeah, okay.
Yeah. Well, uh, thanks, y'all.
- This is gonna be really good. - Well, just one last thing.
Should anything happen to your fruit baby,
it will be replaced by a slightly larger piece of fruit.
Wait, what do you mean by that?
- Yup. - Mm, it's a good one.
Good luck, sweet Tuck.
This is the part where you run.
Okay.
Come on.
dYellow, yellow haze d
dYellow, yellow d
Intrigue.
This is much stronger than what you brought to class.
But I'm concerned I'm not really hearing you in this.
Well, they're Justin's words, but I'm gonna arrange the crap out of it.
I'm thinking strings, like a shifting chromatic alteration verse to verse.
I'm gonna just jump back in here before this conversation gets away from me.
Uh, let's try...
Do you have a favorite song,
something you love to listen to when you're sad or bored?
Ah, see?
What you just did.
Your whole body relaxed.
Now, were you thinking of specific chord progressions?
No, I was thinking about listening to Paramore at my middle school bus stop.
Made me feel so complicated and punk rock.
Exactly. How it made you feel.
You see, people think that pop music is shallow,
but it lives deep inside us.
It creates memories.
It etches them into our bones.
If you do it right, it lets us feel what you were feeling when you're writing it.
That's what the judges want.
You gotta let us in.
Wow. That was really good advice.
I know. I should be a teacher.
And I knew it was a dream because my childhood dog Rosie was there.
But--But she was like dark brown instead of tan.
I think we should break up.
Okay.
Wait, sorry, what?
"Okay"?
I just ended a two-year relationship.
I mean, maybe you did.
Also, maybe not.
No, I definitely did because I was there and it was three seconds ago.
- How many times are you gonna do this? - Do what? What are you talking about?
Your whole "Allie's breakup in five acts" cycle.
You go through the same stages every time.
First, "Surprise Fight Allie", which I can safely say we're in right now.
Then, "Eats Her Feelings Allie", destroys three bags of hot Cheetos,
followed by "Raging Diva Allie".
Stop titling things like they happen. These are not things that happen.
Then "Complete and Total Breakdown Allie" has a...
Well, that one's self-explanatory.
And the grand finale, "Late Night Phone Call Allie",
where you beg me to take you back.
- That is not what I do! - That is exactly what you do.
I know you better than anyone else in the world, Al.
I know you're secretly scared of cats. I know that you're out of ChapStick.
Speaking of which...
I stopped by CVS on the way over.
And I know that you love me.
And I love you.
So, that is why I need to protect myself by opting out of the next 36 hours.
No, our breakup is not an extended warranty, Sean.
You can't just opt out.
Well, the alternative is that I get angry or sad
or beg you not to make this mistake again.
But you will because you always do.
And I disappear into some sad hole of video games and depression
and ultimately take you back because I can't imagine my life without you.
It's not fair to me, Al.
Sean, I need you to hear me.
I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.
But this is it.
We're just going in different directions.
And I don't even know what direction I'm going in,
but I'm going there by myself.
I'm not going to call you.
Okay.
And I'm not out of ChapStick!
Yes, you are.
See you in 36 hours.
Shit.
What's wrong, G? Can't rock a measly 205 anymore?
No, yeah, I'm...
Oh, thanks.
I'm fucking with you, Graham.
I know.
Right.
Okay, what's going on?
Look, Dean, you're, uh...
You're kind of, well...
You've been with a good amount of women.
I always knew this day would come.
Well, Garrett, when a man and a woman love each other very much--
- All right, fuck it. Forget it. - Okay, hold up, hold up. I'm listening.
Is there something going on with Hannah?
No.
Uh...
not Hannah, someone else.
She wants me to do this, uh...
This thing.
Do all the things, bro.
Do them all.
It's just...
It's kind of a big... thing.
It's really important to her.
- She's, like, trusting me. - G, is Hannah a virgin?
What? No.
Dude, don't...
Don't-- Don't make this weird.
This doesn't leave the weight room. We're not having this conversation.
It's just that I really want it to be good for her.
If it's her first time, she might not come.
- Not an option. She has to come. - Respect.
Well, there is one thing that helps make a girl come.
The single, most effective, highly recommended,
enjoyed-by-all tool at your disposal.
Trust.
That's it.
She's just got to feel completely safe.
Like, completely relaxed.
But consent is key.
And she can't consent if she doesn't feel safe.
So you just-- you just gotta figure out whatever makes this...
specific girl who is not Hannah feel safe.
Yeah, I'm just...
not sure I'm the kind of guy she should be trusting with this.
Well, if she asked you, she thinks you are.
Which is fucking hot.
Just don't skimp on the foreplay.
Yeah.
Talking five-play, six-play...
- Yeah, got it. - You know? Right?
- Thanks. - Good talk, man. Great talk.
Sorry. I was, uh...
- Justin. Hi. - Hi. Yeah.
There's easier ways to get my attention.
Sorry, yeah, I was just on my phone.
I'm taking the piss, don't worry about it.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
My advisor really likes the song, mostly.
- Okay, yeah. Mostly? - Yeah.
He has some notes, but it's getting there.
Cool.
You never replied to my text.
Do you want to come over later and work on the song?
Uh...
definitely yes.
But, uh, there's just one last thing I need to iron out before we dive into it.
Rain check?
Rain check, yeah. Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
Cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, bye, I guess.
Bye. Bye.
dYou're scared of heights, that's vertigo d
dYou wanted lights, go see a show d
dYou ran away, that's touch and go d
dYou're scared of love well, aren't we all?d
dWell, aren't we all?d
dWell, aren't we all?d
dI know that you started to feel what I feel...d
Hey.
Hey.
d...my hand by the wheel d
dBut you couldn't dare to make it real d
dOh, it's such a shame...d
- Is that dress...? - Allie's.
Yeah.
Um...
We did say 7:00, right?
Yeah.
Uh, come on up.
dYou wanted lights, go see a show d
dYou ran away, that's touch and go d
dYou're scared of love well, aren't we all?d
dWell, aren't we all?d
Would you be, um, more comfortable wearing...
literally anything else?
Maybe.
Think fast.
Uh, you don't need to turn around.
You're about to see me naked.
Yeah, but not until you want me to.
Uh, all clear.
Are nightgowns my thing now?
Definitely.
Uh...
so are we gonna...
do it now?
Well, uh...
I mean, as romantic as that is.
Um, here.
Why don't you pick a song to play?
Just to set the mood a little.
Set the mood?
Ew, that's awful. I can't believe those words actually came out of your mouth.
People say that.
Okay, let me see.
Wait, this is one of your most played songs?
- Which one? - Shh.
I'm setting the mood.
dBaby, now that I've...d
You're actually proving my point.
- The mood is set. - Is that right?
Please. This song is so sexy.
Makes me want to do a sexy little dance.
What is happening?
The groove.
It's taking over.
Look.
You're feeling it too.
Oh.
dBaby, even though you don't need me d
Okay.
dYou don't need me d
Oh yeah, that's terrible. I love it.
dBaby, baby, since first we met d
dI knew in this heart of mine d
dI wanna tell you d
dThe love we had could not be bad d
dPlay it right and bide my time d
dSpent a lifetime looking for somebody d
dTo give me love like you d
dNow you've told me that you wanna leave me d
dDarling, I just can't let you...d
What's wrong?
Nothing, nothing.
I think we should stop.
I don't-- I don't want to stop.
I-I can do this.
No, you don't have to.
But I...
I want to.
Okay?
Fuck.
I'm sorry.
- Sorry. - It's okay.
This-- This-- This is what happens.
I'm-- I'm in it. I-I'm having fun. I feel good.
And then I just, like, zoom out.
Like, leave my body.
It's like I'm sitting there watching myself from across the room going, like,
"What is wrong with you?"
Nothing.
Nothing is wrong with you.
What if, like...
Like, what if I'm broken?
You're not broken, Wellsy.
You just don't trust me enough to fully let go, and that's okay.
No, but I do trust you.
I wouldn't-- I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
But nothing is more vulnerable than sex.
So...
if you're not there yet...
that sounds completely normal.
Wow, that-- that was surprisingly deep.
I do have another idea.
I mean, if you're willing to hear it.
Yeah, okay, sure.
Instead of me giving you an orgasm...
why don't you give yourself one?
Uh, that's not going to prove anything. I do that all the time.
- Oh, do you? - Yeah.
Okay.
Then...
show me.
Show me.
And I'll show you.
Stay here.
Stay with me.
dOh, this time d
dThis time, I know I'm fighting d
dThis time, I know I'm back in my body d
dThis time, I know I'm fighting d
dThis time, I know I'm back in my body d
Oh, my God. I did it.
Thanks.
No, no.
Thank you. That was...
Thanks.
So what now?
Drunk Shakespeare? Who's drunk?
- Like the actors or the audience? - Everyone.
Last year's Hamlet got so drunk that he made out with the ghost of his own father.
- Yikes. - Yeah.
Okay, well, wish Allie luck for me.
Yeah.
Jackpot.
Always count on Tucker to make too much pasta salad.
Why does he always put Brussels sprouts in it?
Yum.
- All right, give me. - Yeah, you want one?
- This one's got a little bacon on it. - All right.
I told you that was a sexy song.
Got to say, I'm surprised it's one of your most played.
Kind of doesn't fit in with your whole,
"I'm a cool hockey man that listens to classic rock" image.
Hey, I'm a cool hockey man that contains multitudes, so...
But actually, my mom used to play me all kinds of music.
- Yeah, she sounds cool. - Yeah, she was cool.
She had a huge record collection.
She used to let me pick one out to play whenever my dad...
got too...
intense.
How do you feel when you listen to that song?
Why do you ask?
Is it just something my advisor said.
Uh, I guess...
I don't know, it makes me feel bold.
Bold?
Yeah, like to just say,
"I like you, deal with it."
- That's badass. - Yeah, it is badass.
You know, I was thinking...
Sorry.
Uh, where were we?
Uh, I actually probably should go.
- Oh, are-- are you sure? - Yeah, yeah.
I have a lot to do for the showcase and classes and...
Yeah.
But thank you for your service.
It's much appreciated.
See you soon?
Yeah, okay.
I'll text you?
- So Garrett made you come. - Yep.
- And you're not freaking out. - No.
Uh, and you broke up with Sean.
- Yeah. - And you're not freaking out.
- No. - Because if you were freaking out,
I could break out the emergency stash of hot Cheetos.
No, I can't let myself become "Eats Her Feelings Allie".
'Cause if I do that
I'll just keep backsliding through "Raging Diva Allie",
and then "Complete and Total Breakdown Allie",
and then next thing you know,
I'll be "Insurance Queen of Dorset, Vermont, Allie".
God help us all.
I promised myself. This has to be the last time.
It has to stick. I'm actually doing pretty well so far.
Like, I don't even really miss Sean.
I believe you.
Uh...
even if you are wearing his sweatshirt.
This isn't his sweatshirt.
Um...
Oh, my God!
I am a woman possessed!
Hannah, you got to help me.
I lied. I already ate the Cheetos.
I licked the bag clean.
Who is that? Is it Garrett? Is it Justin?
Please distract me with the sordid details of the intricate web
that is your love life.
Uh, it's-- it's Justin.
So you're still into him?
Of course I am.
I worked out this whole orgasm problem so that I could be with him, didn't I?
Yeah, but I don't know, I thought you might be "dicknotized" by Garrett.
- You wouldn't be the first. - Yeah.
Okay, I'll admit it.
The night was kind of perfect.
Garrett made me feel really safe
and a lot of really, really good other things,
but that doesn't magically turn him into someone else, you know?
No, you got to take him at face value.
Right, exactly.
And the guy can't get through a single conversation
without someone trying to sext him,
which is fine because I got the orgasm, which is what I wanted.
It's just an arrangement between friends.
Yeah, and this won't make your friendship weird at all?
We had a plan.
The plan worked.
There will be absolutely no weirdness whatsoever.
It was so weird.
Yeah, well, girls don't usually love it when other girls snap you during a hookup.
- Tucker, in. - Logan, this is Bernardo.
Protect him with your life. Your life.
Why do you care how the night ended anyway?
Because he didn't want it to end.
What? You guys have been talking about this all practice
and the answer seems pretty obvious.
Logan, in.
Hey, does Logan seem off to you guys today?
- What do you mean? - I don't know.
Bunch of missed passes, flubbed a goal, stuff like that.
What? No, not you.
Birdie, what do you mean? What's obvious?
You're into her, dude.
Fuck. I think you're right.
- He's all over the place. - Shut up, Joe.
- I should tell her. - Yup.
Like today?
Yep.
- Birdie, in. - Shit.
- She's going to Drunk Shakespeare later. - Sounds like you're going.
- Hey, Joe, watch Bernardo. - Who?
Who's going to Drunk Shakespeare?
- Hannah. - Bernardo.
- Amazing, I'm there. - Rogers, in.
Hold this for Birdie.
- So why are we going to Drunk Shakespeare? - We are not going anywhere.
Birdie thinks I should tell Hannah how I feel about her.
- How do you feel about her? - Stuebs, in.
Finally.
Telling her is the right move, G.
We all fuck with Wellsy, and I think she's good for you.
No! Bernardo! How?
Okay. We're going to Drunk Shakespeare.
Okay, dramatic entrance.
Whatever.
Seriously, what's your damage, Heather?
Nothing, just a shitty practice.
Really?
That's it?
Yeah, that's it.
Mm.
Garrett, he was so busy talking about Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes
and it just made me look bad.
Oh, I see what's happening.
This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.
What? That's...
I... I don't...
Convincing.
Don't bother. I saw the way you were staring at her at karaoke.
This is so like you. You want things you can't have.
- No, I don't. - You need a fucking wake-up call.
Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush, but you can't.
You don't have a guaranteed deal with the Bruins.
Jules, I get it.
You've been passed over twice in the draft.
Your chances of making it to the NHL are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet.
And if you don't make it, it's you and Mom at the garage.
Forever.
Is that what you want?
No, it's not what I fucking want.
I'm just saying, if you're going to chase an impossible dream,
chase one that actually matters.
dWell come on inside d
dAnd we can watch the news and get naked...d
This "mingle with the audience before the show" shtick
is such hacky student director bullshit.
"Ooh, it's immersive. We're breaking the aesthetic distance."
- Give me a fucking break. - Hey, whoa, babe.
Maybe we've turned the corner onto "Raging Diva Allie".
Maybe you've turned the corner into Cuntsville.
I'm so sorry. I didn't mean that.
No, it's okay. It's your first show at Briar without Sean.
Yeah, he just really used to help calm me down, you know?
I'm kind of nervous.
Yeah, maybe it is making me a little bit of a...
Catherine! Don't touch a prop that's not yours!
dThere's people everywhere you go d
dThere's people in the bars d
dThere's people on the motorways d
dDriving little people cars d
dThere's people walking animals... d
- Hey. - Hey. Hey.
You're here!
dKissing other people what the hell is that for?d
dEw...d
What-- What are you doing here?
I'm glad you're here, but...
Well, Beau recruited me. I have to steal this from Tucker.
Fuck! Oh my...
Sorry.
Are you kidding me?
- Hey, Wellsy. - Hey.
Jordan.
- Justin. - Oh, right.
- Yeah. - Yeah, sorry, man. My bad.
- It's all good, man. - Beau and Dean drag you here?
Yeah, man. Well, you know Dean. He's persuasive.
What about you, bro? You a big Shakespeare guy or what?
Not really, but Hannah told me she was coming, so here I am.
Oh, she did?
She did.
Looks like the show's starting.
- Yeah. - Do you wanna get a seat?
Couch is free.
- Yeah, yeah. We should probably sit. - Yeah.
- See you around, man. - Yeah, brother.
Come on, bitches.
Let me hear you all scream for our gay show.
A Midsummer Night's...
Scream!
Now, virgins oft find Drunk Shakespeare scary.
If it's your first time, I'll pop your cherry.
Now, there's only one rule, my sweet, gentle twinks.
When an actor calls "line,"
everyone drinks.
- I like that. - Okay, let's drink to that.
Yeah.
What? What?
No. I'm so sorry, everyone.
It seems that the actors that were going to play our four young lovers
have all been struck by a terrible affliction.
- True love? - No.
Gonorrhea.
Oh!
We'll be needing some brave volunteers from the audience.
You.
- You go. - Mm-mm.
Oh, would you look at this couple?
Give it up for our Hermia and Lysander!
Whoo!
Bitch, I love this for you.
Okay, next I need a big, strong man to play Demetrius.
Me, Garrett Graham. I want to be in the show.
- What the hell? Shut the fuck up. - What?
You can't tell her how you feel sitting here on your ass, come on.
- Come here, pookie. - That's okay.
- No, I'm all right. - You're ours now.
Come on, G! Yeah!
All right, all right.
Yeah!
Thank you.
Okay, now we just need Helena.
She's a real messy bitch
who wants to get in Demetrius' pants.
Can anyone relate?
Allow me.
Not even going to wait to be picked.
That is messy.
Let's hear it for our four young lovers.
From the game, right?
Hannah.
Please. Everyone knows the girl who locked down Garrett Graham.
Uh, no. No, I didn't lock him.
I mean, we're not locked.
He is free to unlock anyone he wants.
...we love to stir up some drama.
All right, Hermia.
Let's get you all caught up.
All right, you're in love with Lysander.
Oh!
But your big, bad daddy is forcing you to marry Demetrius.
What say you, Hermia?
But Daddy, I love him!
But Daddy, she loves him!
Oh!
Now, after this, we've got like ten minutes of rude mechanicals BS.
So, feel free to help yourselves to our wet bar.
Okay.
So your life is practice, class, repeat, and now also the theater.
- Can we seriously not do this right now? - Do what?
You're broadening your horizons.
I think it's fun.
Looks like Hannah's broadening her horizons, too.
Didn't have to mess with her like that. She's not my girlfriend.
But you clearly want her to be.
No, I don't.
Please, you can deny it all you want, but I looked at you
the same way for months.
Kendall, about the way that I ended things,
I was kind of a dick.
Don't.
Don't apologize to me just to make yourself feel better.
I was just gonna say, you know, it sucks when you like someone
and they don't like you back.
It does.
If I knew just how much it sucked,
I probably would have done some things differently.
So, I'm sorry.
And really...
will you accept my apology if I promise to keep feeling bad about it?
I was having so much fun being a bitch.
Fine. Yeah, okay, I accept.
Herbal. It's foul, but it's effective.
I see their knavery. This is to make an ass of me.
What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.
Mine ear is much enamored of thy note.
And so is mine eye enthralled to thy...
to thy...
smile.
And thy sweatshirt.
And how surprisingly ripped thou art.
And how thou always made me chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes
because thou knowest I want both,
even though thou aren't eating carbs right now.
And so what if thou favors missionary?
Methinks I could get on board with missionary.
Oh, sweet Bottom,
out to Vermont do not desire to go.
Please, do not desire to go.
- Holy shit, she's incredible. - Yeah, man. She really is.
Line?
dOne look, give 'em whiplash d
Line?
Line!
- Line. - He said it!
- He said it. - That's the word.
Okay, I understand your confusion. This is what's happening here.
I am... I'm fucked up, man.
Line?
It's not even your line!
Sue me, I'm thirsty.
Okay, are these drama kids better at drinking?
- No, I get it, I get it. - What's going on?
I totally get it.
Ooh!
Pyramus and Thisbe are us all.
- Okay. - Hmm? Right?
- Well done. - You see, Tuck?
Tucker.
Welcome back!
My lovers.
Oh!
Looks like you two had a good time.
And it's about to get even better.
I made this love potion special for the boys.
It's a real knockout.
And wouldn't you know it?
When they came to,
they only had eyes for Helena.
Ooh!
Okay, loving this.
But, fools and mortals,
who will win fair Helena's hand?
How is a buxom maiden ever to decide?
Oh.
I know.
How about a good old-fashion dance-off?
Which one of you wants to take the pole first?
Garrett...
Garrett! Garrett! Garrett!
Garrett! Garrett! Garrett! Garrett! Garrett!
Garrett! Garrett!
Garrett! Get your pole on!
Fuck. Fuck you guys.
Fuck it.
Oh!
dFuck your ex-man, I'm the man now d
dThink I feel bad, he was fanned out d
dDo what you like, you've been too nice d
dHe didn't do right, that's too bad now d
dI see that you worked all night you're trying to cash out d
dYou and your friends are trying to lash out d
dAnd I'm not the one to tell them, "Stand down"d
dIt's their world and they just wanna...d
You know, I was thinking about asking you out.
The reason I didn't is because I thought you and Garrett were serious, but...
I guess you're not?
Nope. Uh, definitely not serious.
Cool.
Look, I'm not normally into theater, but...
you know, I'm really glad I came.
Yeah, me too.
dI'm for real d
dYou worked all night you're trying to cash out d
dYou and your friends are trying to lash out d
dAnd I'm not the one to tell 'em, "Stand down"d
dIt's their world and they just wanna d
dGirls just wanna dance d
dGirls just wanna dance d
If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended.
That you have but slumbered here
while these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle...
Hey.
Hey.
That was some show you put on out there.
Very Boys Gone Wild.
Thanks.
I, uh, bet you're happy about the second love potion.
You and Justin back together?
Yeah, well, all's well that ends well.
That's-- That's Shakespeare.
- Yeah. I know. - Sorry.
Um, uh, actually...
Justin said he wants to ask me out.
Uh, congratulations. That's, uh...
Yeah, you did it.
Yeah. Yeah. Uh...
So I-- I guess this means our deal is officially over?
Right?
Uh, yeah. Right.
Yeah, I mean, I got you the grade.
And I got you the guy.
Hey.
They want us over there for curtain call.
Ready?
- Sure. - Sweet.
You're getting some good power behind the shot.
Still going wide.
Well, as long as you keep hitting the rink.
- Remember Eastwood? Freshman year? - Yeah.
That wasn't on me, all right?
Birdie took the shot. It just deflected off my stick.
And Bragg's teeth.
I bought him a beer. He's fine.
Hey, sorry I couldn't make the Shakespeare thing.
Yeah, it's okay.
You didn't miss much.
So...
you and Hannah?
I don't know what I was thinking.
I don't have time for a girlfriend.
Hey, I'm sorry, man.
I know you were really into her.
It's fine.
There's a plan in place for me.
Team captain, Frozen Four, Bruins.
- All I gotta do is follow through. - That's a good plan.
People would kill to have that plan.
Right, exactly.
Hannah was just a distraction.
Yeah, I mean...
sometimes you don't get everything you want.
But you're Garrett Graham.
All right?
Things are gonna work out for you, okay?
They always do.
Yeah, well, for you too, man.
It's me and you on the Bruins. That's the dream, right?
Yeah, that's the dream.
Anyway, I was gonna hit up Malone's if you wanted to join.
You look like you could use it.
That's all right. I'm gonna stay.
You sure?
- Yeah. - All right, man.
- I'll see you later. - All right, bud.
I know. I said I wouldn't call.
And that's how I learned the difference between Billie Joe Armstrong
and Haley Joel Osment.
Yeah, that's-- that's funny.
I'm-- I'm really glad we got to spend some time together.
You know, outside of rehearsals.
Yeah, same.
Oh, I fucking love this song.
Why do you love it so much?
Well, I mean, for starters,
the bass line and the way it interacts with the lead guitars--
No, uh, sorry.
I actually mean...
what does it make you feel?
I mean, jealous I didn't write it first.
Why? What does it make you feel?
Uh, nothing.
I mean, they're not for everyone.
Yeah.
Hey, this...
This party's kind of dead, right?
- Do you want to come back to mine, and--? - Justin...
Let me guess. Rain check?
Not quite.
dYou're so fucking gorgeous d
This is Garrett.
No phones allowed on the ice, so leave a message.
dBaby d
dNow that I've found you I can't let you go d
dI'll build my world around you d
dI need you so d
dBaby, even though you don't need me d
dYou don't need me d
dBaby d
dNow that I've found you I can't let you go d
dI'll build my world around you I need you so d
dBaby, even though you don't need me d
dYou don't need me d
dBaby, baby, since first we met d
dI knew in this heart of mine d
dThe love we had could not be bad d
dI played it right and I bide my time d
dSpent a lifetime looking for somebody d
dTo give me love like you d
dNow you've told me that you wanna leave me d
dDarling, I just can't let you d
dBaby d
dNow that I've found you I can't let you go d
dI'll build my world around you I need you so d
dBaby, even though you don't need me d
dYou don't need me d
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