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- : Mom. No, I swear.

I am at the library studying.

Hmm-mm.

Yeah, for my physics test.

I would never lie to you.

Okay, Mom, do not use LIT.

You are like a million years old.

- Jell-O shots? Jell-O shots?

- Yeah, got to go. Love you, bye.

- Jell-O shot? - Thanks, Pledge.

- Zoe.

- I do not care.

I'm so going to fail physics.

ZOE: Ah! Oh, oh, my God.

Are you okay?

Can someone get a first aid kit?

Does this mean we have to cancel the party?

- : Ladies, it's Ashley, obviously.

Congratulations on being selected.

I am so excited.

You're the first pledge class since the renovation.

So, come to the house and celebrate.

7:00 PM tonight. Don't be late.

- So are you like-- are you sure you want to do this?

Because I mean, yeah, there are so many pluses

to joining a sorority,

like parties and friends and... parties,

but I mean, that's so much time involved.

We can be spending that time doing better things

like-- like studying... or napping.

- This is something I have to do.

I made a promise.

Thank you so much for coming with me though.

I know it's not really your thing.

- No. Are you kidding me?

I mean, what could be better than living in a house

full of 30 girls?

Eventually, all of our periods are going to sync up,

and then it will be one big 'Game of Thrones',

red wedding up in there.

But yeah, I can't wait.

- Oh.

: WELCOME TO KAPPA KAPPA PHI

NEW RULES AT KAPPA KAPPA PHI. YOU LIE, YOU DIE

Hey, wait up.

CARLY: Welcome, bitches,

to the hallowed halls of Kappa Kappa Phi.

Think of this less like a sorority house

and more like your boyfriend's house.

'Cause for the next couple days, your ass is mine.

- Okay, well, what I think Carly's trying to say

is welcome to Kappa Kappa Phi, pledge class of 2020.

- Yay!

- Wait. Where's the party?

You're at it, girlfriend.

- I think she means the rager down the street at Omega Thi.

- Oh, yeah. No, you won't be making it to that.

We will. You won't.

- Ah, this is a cleaning party.

Yay! Cleaning! Whoo!

- Yay! - Yay!

- Tonight?

- Yes. Tonight, Maxine.

And just for that eye roll, you get toilets... with this.

- Why?

- For not knowing the significance of this night.

Do any of you know the significance of this night?

- Um, Friday?

- Shauna, school them.

- It's the night of the fire.

Two years ago, tonight.

- That's right, Shauna.

It's hard to believe the rest of you could forget.

We lost a sister that night.

And your fellow pledge, Shauna, lost her actual sister.

It was the worst night of my life.

And I'm sure it was bad for you too.

By the way, dying is not supposed to be

a part of the Kappa Kappa Phi experience, okay?

- Didn't another girl like die here last month too?

- That was a total accident, okay?

Charise couldn't take three steps without slipping.

- R.I.P.

- Laura, however, died a hero.

We are going to clean this house.

So, what are you good at?

- A-ah, organizing.

- Perfect. Someone just puked in the kitchen sink,

so I need you to go organize that out of the house.

- Eww.

- And Shauna, because of what happened with your sister,

you can pick whatever job you want.

Just name it.

- I'll pick toilets, too.

- That is exactly the answer your sister would have given.

Commitment. Loyalty.

These are the tenets of sisterhood.

And what is the most important quality

of a sister in Kappa Kappa Phi?

ALL: Honesty. - Honesty.

- Nailed it. Okay. You guys get to cleaning

and I'll see you Cinderellas at the ball.

Whoo! - Oh, my God.

- After you.

Clean, clean, clean.

- What a sad pledge turnout.

- Yeah. Well, two funerals is terrible PR.

SHAUNA: Oh. Oh, this is so nasty.

- Thank you by the way,

for volunteering to do this with me.

- Yeah, it's what sisters do for each other, right?

Loyalty.

- Yeah. Okay.

MAXINE: Ooh!

SHAUNA: Oh, God.

MAXINE: Eww.

- Ah. - So, loyalty.

Is that why you joined the sorority

that your sister died in?

'Cause, not going to lie, that's-- it's low-key creepy.

- Like I said before,

you know I made a promise to her before she died.

And I don't know, I guess I think it'll help with closure.

- That is so heartwarming.

But can we like not talk about that?

The past is the past.

Now finish scrubbing the toilet.

The basement isn't going to clean itself.

Bye.

- My God. She's such--

- A bitch. Oh, my God.

I kind of wish there were more toilets to clean.

We're going to be here all night.

- I know. It must be from the fire.

I'LL SEE YOU SOON. LOVE, IGGY

VOICE: : Kappa Kappa Phi must die.

- Did you hear that?

VOICE: Kappa Kappa Phi must die.

: Kappa Kappa Phi must die!

- Oh, my God. Guys! Guys!

SHAUNA: Billyumz. - Shauna, you've got some balls.

You want to see mine?

Hmm, hmm.

What?

- Oh my God! Guys! Guys! Guys!

In the basement-- in the basement.

There is-- there's a man downstairs in the basement,

naked with a knife.

- Oh, my God.

Are you sure? - Yes. Yes, I'm sure.

- Can you describe him?

Or at least, can you describe his dick?

Like, was it big? Like, how big?

Like this big, or this big?

- F you both.

- It was Billyumz.

It was just a prank, Max.

They're just trying to scare us.

CARLY: Well, look who blew in.

- Am I late?

- Are you a part of this sorority or not?

- I... was with Brad Bender and--

- Brad Bender?

You were having sex with Fortnite champion Brad Bender?

- I swear. Brad Bender.

- You know that honesty is the main tenet

of Kappa Kappa Phi.

There will be consequences if you're lying.

- I swear... on the sisterhood of Kappa Kappa Phi,

I was having sex with Brad Bender.

- Do that on your own time, Tulsi.

We have a new pledge class.

Show them whether you're in this house or out

because you can't be both, right?

- You know what? As punishment, Tulsi,

you should probably take the attic, to clean.

- Do I look like a pledge?

- You look like a sister,

and these pledges need your shining example.

- Oh, my God, let me help you with those.

- Thank you.

- Ah, this cleaning party sucks.

I'm not going to lie.

- Hello?

VOICE: You lie, you die.

- Okay. This isn't funny.

- Th-these girls really got a stick up their butt

about honesty, huh?

- Yeah. You lie, you die, right?

VOICE: You lie, you die.

- Seriously. Stop.

Ah! Ah!

- What do you mean, you lie, you die?

- The text... that we all got when we arrived,

from an unknown caller?

- I never got a text.

- You didn't get a text saying, "You lie, you die"?

- No, but that sounds like 50 Shades of Creepy.

NINA: I guess I'm just not important enough

to make the list.

I'm so not going to get in.

Oh, my God! - What?

- I'm going to have to rush Theta Pi. Ah!

- No, you're not. You will be fine.

NINA: I hate my life.

- Hmm, hmm.

That is what I'm talking about, Shauna.

- Billyumz, aren't you seeing Carly?

- No, I'm just seeing you.

And that ass.

- Yeah. I, uh, hate to break it to you, Billyumz,

but I would not join this sorority to get closer to you.

- Okay.

Look, I-I know that I joke around with you a lot.

And I know I can be kind of a dick,

but I do know what you're going through.

I do.

And I just want you to know that I can--

I can make you feel a lot better.

Like a lot-- - Okay.

- If you just give me a chance to make you feel better, Shauna.

- Ah, gross.

Ah, oh. - Hi.

- Hi.

- You look nervous.

Were you just hitting on my boyfriend?

- N-no.

- Hmm? - No, I wasn't.

- The lady doth protest too much, me thinketh.

Macbeth played by Magnetto from X-Men.

Tasty.

- Uh, it's Magneto.

And I'm pretty sure that's Hamlet. Methinks.

- Okay, look, Billyumz is just a side dick to me.

He'd hit on a dead body if it had a halfway decent ass.

So tell me the truth.

Did he hit on you?

And remember what happens to liars.

- A-ah, right. You lie, you die.

- A little severe, but I like it.

- Hmm-wait.

Did one of the sisters send me this text?

: WELCOME TO KAPPA KAPPA PHI NEW RULE AT KAPPA KAPPA PHI. YOU LIE, YOU DIE.

Not me. But damn, you should watch your back.

Get dressed. Mama needs to get her drink on.

Let me guess. He's already banging a pledge?

You need to go full Lorena on that boy with a butter knife.

BILLYUMZ: Let's go. It's almost ten o'clock.

Oh, my God. Hello, beautiful.

BILLYUMZ: Ow! What the--

- Stop hitting on other girls.

- Sorry, babe.

- Did you finish up the basement yet?

- No, I didn't want to get blood on my sneaks.

- Those are some pretty cool sneakers.

- Yeah.

- Stop. Just get her done and--and then we can go.

No, no touching until you're finished. Agh!

I don't know what to do with him.

- I do.

- Ah.

Dammit.

Ah, dammit.

Box is dripping?

Great.

What?

Hmm.

What the--

- You want us to do what?

- I haven't been to that part of the basement since the fire.

Mostly because, well, we've heard some noises down there.

- Ah.

- Maybe it's a pack of rabid raccoons.

- Carly!

I doubt that very much.

But anyway, I can't say for sure what's down there,

but I am sure that you can handle it.

- Ah, I can't.

- You can.

And just for that, you should be the one to bring the boxes

up to the attic when you're done.

If you like creepy,

you'll love it up there.

Hmm.

CARLY: Why're you still standing here? Seriously?

- Hmm.

- I believe in you.

SHAUNA: Come on, you guys.

They would never send us somewhere unsafe.

That's not what sisters do.

- Uh-hmm.

- Stop being a little bitch.

- Urgh!

Guys, wait up.

Oh, great.

MAXINE: They're just-- they're just messing with us.

They turned off the breakers or something.

SHAUNA: Yeah.

NINA: Hmm.

Ah! Oh, my! MAXINE: Oh, no, no.

- Okay, here.

- What in the holy crap was that?

- No. Come on, Maxine.

It was a trust exercise.

And you both failed, miserably.

Do you think we'd actually put you in any real danger?

It's fake blood, losers.

Billyumz did it.

Now, go back down there and clean those walls.

Go!

MAXINE: Ah. NINA: Yes.

Wow. This stuff looks so real.

They went all out.

- It-wait, wait, what are you doing?

- It's probably just like corn syrup or something?

- So you think to put it-it in your mouth?

- I don't--

- What the hell's wrong with you?

- Tastes like pennies.

- Hey guys, come here for a sec.

MAXINE: What?

- Ah-it-- I don't want to touch that.

That's gross.

What the fuck--

SHAUNA: Wait. MAXINE: What?

What is it?

- It's my sister's.

She gave me the matching locket before she

went to college.

- Oh.

- I have like no relationship with my family. I'm jealy.

- There's nothing to be jealous about.

My dad was cheating on my mom for years.

He lied to us all about it.

Made her go mental and she left.

Lies tore our family apart.

But in the end, my sister and I, we had each other.

Laura really took care of me through all of it.

MAXINE: Wait.

Why is her locket down in the basement?

I thought the fire happened upstairs?

NINA: I'm not gonna die. These girls are crazy.

I'm not gonna die. I'm not gonna die.

Whoo. Whoo. Whoo.

- May I borrow your fiery red heels?

- Jodi still has them.

- Ah, well, I'm sure you have more in your closet.

- Fine.

- Hmm. Thanks, hon.

Billyumz, that's not funny.

I'm done with him this time. For real, brah.

- Did you lock it?

- Duh. Let's go.

- Do you hear that?

- Jodi and Mo's room.

- Wait.

- Great idea.

I'm sure whatever it is, is on fire.

- Oh, hi.

- Jodi,

what are you doing here?

We thought you went to the party?

- We couldn't stay at Sig Ep

'cause I'm sort of kind of dating Jagger,

but he's dating Mara Stephens, so it's all good.

- You signed an oath never to allow a boy in your bedroom.

- Oh, what?

You want me to fuck him in the hallway?

- You want more-- - Shh!

- She could do worse.

- She has done worse.

What now?

- Oh, my God! Oi. Oh, my God!

Get out of my way. I'm getting the hell out of here.

- Nina, it was a prank.

NINA: No, it's not a prank.

It's Tulsi's headless body

in the attic.

CARLY: What are you talking about?

- Shauna!

- Holy fuck!

- What was that?

JODI: Go see what that was. Go. DERRICK: Can I finish first?

I'm not done. JODI: Just, Derrick, get off.

- Okay. Ah, all right. Ow, God. Ah.

- Shauna! Oh my God!

Are you okay?

- I-I-I'm fine. I'm fine.

- You just took a swan dive onto a hardwood floor.

- Girl...

someone is looking out for you.

- Hurry up.

- No. I'm just waiting for the cock-clock

to go from eleven to six.

- And, you know,

if Mara asks if we've screwed,

just do what I always do, lie.

- Derrick?

Derrick?

- Okay, I'm so out of here.

Carly, give me the key.

- It's not locked. Probably just stuck.

- This-- this is not normal.

- Okay...

calm down.

Everything's gonna be fine.

- Derrick is dead.

- Who the fuck is Derrick?

- Here you go.

So what's it like to kill someone?

- I didn't kill him.

He fell off the bed and he stabbed himself in the chest

with my high heel.

Though it wasn't my high heel, it was Ashley's.

- Uh-huh.

- I'm sorry. I can't.

The back door. We'll go out the back.

- Nina.

- Huh. Guys!

MAXINE: Nina.

- It's locked. How are they locked?

- You guys, I think it's time we should call the cops.

- You think? - Uh-huh.

- I don't have service. Anybody?

- This has to be a prank.

- Yeah. Tell that to Tulsi in the attic,

if you can find her head.

- What? I didn't kill her.

- I know. Okay. Okay look.

There has to be a way out, right?

So, let's find a window that opens, okay?

Everyone pair up.

- Hey. Do you wanna be my partner?

- Oh! Uh... I already promised... Shauna.

- Hey.

- I-I already have-- have someone.

- Come on, you guys, let's go.

- Ehh!

I didn't kill him.

Yes.

They lie, they lie. Iggy.

- Wait. Do you hear that?

- No, no, no, no, no.

This-th-this isn't happening.

- Did you hear that voice? - Yeah. Who lies?

- Who the hell is Iggy?

- Laura. No. No.

There's no way. That's not possible.

- Wait. What! Laura is Iggy?

- No. I-I'm Iggy.

It's what my sister used to call me.

She used to call me Shauna Iguana,

which eventually became Iggy.

- Okay. That's really sweet and everything,

but I am freaking the F out right now.

- Jodi. No. No.

- Look, I know that this is totally crazy,

but I-I think that my sister--

- Your sister what?

- I think that she might be trying to communicate with me.

- What?

Okay. You little weirdo. We need to blow our way out.

Get everyone.

Okay. So, we turn on all the pilots,

then we shut the doors and we fill the room with gas.

- And then what, Rain Man?

- And then, kaboom!

We blow the side of the house off.

So you're with me?

- One hundred percent. And by "with you" I mean

that I'll be on the other side of the house with the pledges

and everyone else, hiding behind a sofa.

Their safety is my top priority.

Go.

- Yeah.

- Okay. Jodi, this is a really terrible idea.

Okay. Look, there's something going on

that we don't entirely understand.

- Okay, scrub.

Talk to me when you get some rando's blood in your hair.

Does nothing work in this house?

- The house doesn't want you to leave.

- It's a house, Shauna. Houses don't want anything.

It's a house. Oh, matches.

- Okay. So, maybe there's something inside the house.

Maybe there's something that--

- A ghost? You a Ghostbuster now?

- No. That's not what I said.

Look, none of this makes sense.

How did I survive that fall?

How does the window whisper works?

- Hello! Huh!

- The text. - What text?

- The text that only I got.

"You lie, you die."

- Okay, maybe you should be rushing the, uh, nuthouse

down the street.

- Wait...

Derrick. - What?

- Did Derrick lie?

Do you know if Derrick lied to you about anything?

- Well, he was cheating on his girlfriend with me

when he died. Does that count?

Oh! An escape hatch.

- What? No, Jodi.

That's not an escape hatch. It's a crawlspace.

- Yeah. Well, you guys can stay back and die,

but I'm escaping out of that hatch.

- Okay, Jodi.

I need you to tell me what happened to Laura.

Jodi, believe me, I know you think that none of this matters,

but I need to know what happened to my sister.

You need to tell me the truth.

- You know what happened.

You lie, you die.

- Wait. Did you hear that? - Ugh-ugh.

- Jodi, I think I know how to stop this.

But you need to tell me the truth.

You need to tell me the truth right now

before something happens to you.

- But the truth is she died in a fire.

She died in a fire.

Ouch!

- Oh, my God, Jodi.

You're okay.

You're fine, you told the truth, so you're-you're okay.

- I'm fine.

- Safe to say her plan didn't work out how she wanted.

- The last thing she said is that my sister, Laura,

died in the fire, and then this happened.

- I'm gonna go find a cell signal.

I suggest you all do the same.

- Anything? - No.

- Oh, my god. Call the police.

- I-I-I still don't have any service, or bars.

But look.

- Wait. Do they mean your left or my left?

Alright.

ASHLEY: : You guys make her clap like a seal.

Are you a seal?

Or a walrus with those teeth?

GIRL : I am like a cat.

ASHLEY : You're a cat!

Somebody needs to cool off!

These people are .

JODI: Oh my gosh, they're so dumb.

ASHLEY : Okay, say the pledge.

- Laura. ASHLEY: You have one family,

and one family only. Kappa Kappa Phi.

- That's it. Give it to me. Come on.

- I have one family, and one family only.

Kappa Kappa Phi.

- Okay. I don't think Laura's saying it.

That's the spirit. It's so good.

JODI: Alright, now. Get the fuck out.

- Get up. Go. Go.

- Do you have a problem, scrub?

- No. It just-- It just seems a little silly.

- What did you say?

- I have a family. I have a sister.

- Did I ask you about your actual sister?

- No.

- Say the pledge.

- My family lied to me my whole life.

I'm not gonna do it.

Isn't that the basic tenet

of Kappa Kappa Phi?

Honesty?

- Yup. Super important. Say the pledge.

- No.

- Oh, it's so cute. Did your family get it for you?

Last chance.

- No.

- Ice her down.

Don't let her up until she's changed her mind.

- Okay.

JODI: Sister, come on. What is happening?

This could've all been avoided.

- You should have just said the pledge.

CARLY: .

Oops.

- Just leave her there until she changes her mind.

- Okay. I think she gets it.

- What did you say?

TULSI: Did you just push me?

ASHLEY: Uh, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry.

Do you want to go pray on it, Tulsi?

CARLY: Guys, I'm scared.

JODI: Can we just turn the lights on--

CARLY: You guys, I'm scared. JODI: This is ridiculous.

ASHLEY: Very funny, Laura.

CARLY: Laura? Laura!

- And the Oscar goes to Laura.

Congratulations. No one's buying it.

- No, no, no. I-I think she's been electrocuted!

- Oh, my God. We have to get her out.

- What! No! You'll get lit up too.

- Oh my God. Unplug it. Unplug it. Come on.

CARLY: Oh, my God. Oh, my god! You guys, I think she's dead!

JODI: Help! Somebody, call a doctor.

ASHLEY: Nobody is calling a doctor.

This was an accident, because if it wasn't,

we would all be going to jail.

Laura died in a fire.

TULSI: What fire?

ASHLEY: The one we're about to set, Tulsi.

Why are you still filming this, Karen? Shut it.

NINA: Come on.

- I can get out, through the chimney.

MAXINE: What? Yeah. If you wanna die.

- Not a chance.

I took rock climbing for my PE credit.

- Oh, so that makes you an expert.

- Basically.

- Carly.

CARLY: Eww!

Eww, was that a bird?

- The chimney's alive!

- How did you get into college?

Carly's trying to climb out.

CARLY: I'm already halfway up.

MAXINE: Carly, keep climbing.

Oh, crap!

- What the heck? Turn that off.

- Shit!

Carly, I can't turn it off.

Just keep climbing. Climb.

- Hey! What's going on? What's happening?

- Carly's trying to climb out the chimney.

- What? CARLY: I'm gonna make it.

MAXINE: Carly, keep going.

Do not look down. Keep on climbing.

CARLY: I'm almost there. A couple more feet.

- Carly, you can do it.

- Come on, Carly.

- I'm gonna make it.

I'm gonna make--

MAXINE: Carly?

Carly, did you make it?

I think she made it, I think she made it.

- What the hell happened?

- She lied, Ashley. And she died.

SHAUNA: They all lied.

They killed my sister,

and then they covered up her murder with a fire.

- Yeah right, psycho.

You know, that's a lie.

NINA: Okay. Enough. Stop.

Whatever you are, just stop.

SHAUNA: It's okay. It's okay. We're fine.

MAXINE: I'm dead.

SHAUNA: Shit, me too.

MAXINE: I have a lighter.

NINA: What's on your face?

MAXINE: What do you mean?

NINA: You have Kappa Kappa Phi written on it.

MAXINE: You too.

Did you do this?

ASHLEY: Yeah. When the lights went out,

I scooped up some of Carly's burnt remains,

smeared Kappa Kappa Phi on all of your foreheads,

in the dark, in 15 seconds without any of you noticing,

'cause I'm magic.

What? What the hell are you all looking at?

Why are you all looking at me?

- I strongly suggest that you tell the truth, Ashley.

- No. No, you get away from me.

What is happening?

- Ashley, it's time for you to tell the truth.

I've seen the video, and it was you

who told the other girls to lie,

and look what happened to them.

- I didn't lie.

Your sister died in a fire.

You lie!

What is happening?

- Wrong answer.

I can't help you if you don't help yourself.

- I didn't do anything. I didn't lie.

What is happening?

- : You've all been marked,

and you are now my sisters.

- Ashley, what the hell?

- : No more hazing,

no more hurting each other,

no more cheating, and no more lies.

Not in this house.

You are all Kappa Kappa Phi.

We are now a family.

And we are loyal to each other.

- Laura.

- Hey, Iggy.

- I knew it was you. I knew it.

- You remember that summer when Mom left us all alone?

I hugged you, and you remember what I said to you.

I said it doesn't matter who leaves...

It matters who stays. - It matters who stays.

But you did this.

You killed all of those girls. Why?

- To protect you.

To protect all of you.

Those girls were monsters, Iggy.

- Laura, your death was an accident.

- You call the fire an accident?

They set the house on fire to hide the truth.

Sisters don't lie to each other,

and sisters don't hurt each other.

- You're right, they shouldn't.

It was out of fear, and what they did was wrong.

But it wasn't murder.

- How can you defend them,

after you watched what they did to me,

how they hurt me...

and left me all alone, and took you from me...

and tore us apart?

What about our pledge, Iggy?

What about you and me?

- When I lost you,

I didn't think I could ever be whole again.

And now you're back, still protecting me,

even when you're gone.

- I'll always protect you, kiddo.

- I love you so much.

But I don't need you to take care of me anymore.

I'm strong because you were my sister.

Whatever you're going to do, stop, please. Okay?

No more killing, not for me.

You have to promise me.

- Okay. I promise.

No more killing...

...after this one.

- Laura, no!

- Shit!

- I'm getting out of here.

You lie, you die!

You lie, you die!

- : After a month of the entire Greek Row

being shut down, it's been decided

that Kappa Kappa Phi sorority house

will remain closed pending an investigation

into the deaths of several of its members.

That said, ahem, parties broke out everywhere

when it was announced that the rest of Greek Row can reopen.

Okay. Obviously, cut the last part.

And get the hell out of here. Fucking frat boys.

- I mean, I think it's the right thing.

- VOICE: You lie...

You know, no one should ever go into that house again.

- Uh-huh.

- I love her, but my hope is that they tear that house down.

Sorry, am I still talking? You must--

you must think I'm a crazy person.

- I absolutely do not.

- Stewart! Did you hear anything I just said?

Are you just pretending to listen to me

so you can hook up with me?

- No.

- VOICE: You lie...

- You're not lying, are you?

- Noooo!

Sex is the last thing on my mind.

- Okay.