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So if you're already here, you can get really close.

I've always wanted to tell you something, right?

Porn. Porn, right? These sex movies.

Yes, you all think it's so insanely cliché, right?

The main thing, women with decent curves.

Crunchy and totally sexy at every point.

Hot boys.

Yes, and above all, really crunchy...

Women, right?

But I can promise you one thing.

It's not what you think. No, it's all real. It's completely authentic.

Absolutely authentic.

I can assure you that.

Definitely.

That's exactly how it is.

Or do you think that when I drive my car or my motorcycle to the workshop, there

will be a hot boy with pants down?

My God, what are you doing with that one tire here?

Yeah, it's like... Everyone has a motorcycle.

It's a car tire, isn't it? Yeah, but it's for getting on it.

Then I can get closer to the tunnel.

To the tunnel, okay.

And then it gets so dirty, or what?

No, that's just from my dirty thoughts.

From your dirty thoughts. So also inside, not just outside dirty. Yeah,

it's a round thing.

I understand. What's in the box actually in there?

Except for dirt.

There's oil in there.

And what do you need it for? A bit of oil, almost. So that it blends better at

work. At work?

Okay.

It's incredibly interesting here.

Yeah, but you can also... What else do you do during the day?

Except here, like... Yeah, for example... Like, with boys and stuff?

Yeah,

for example, more people come by.

And then... More people?

Then I do sex. More women than men, right? The way you look.

Yeah. Aha.

Have you been working here for a long time?

Yes, I've been working here quite well in the meantime.

You've been working here quite well in the meantime. Yes, you've been working

here quite well in the meantime. Yes, you've been working here quite well in

the meantime.

Yes, you've been working here quite well in the meantime. Yes, you've been

working here quite well in the meantime. Yes, you've been working here quite well

in the meantime.

Yes, you've been working here quite well in the meantime. Yes, you've been

working here quite well in the meantime. Yes, you've been working here quite well

in the meantime. Yes, you've been working here quite well in the meantime.

Yes, you've been working here quite well in the meantime. Yes, you've been

working here quite well in the meantime. Yes, you've been working here quite well

in the meantime. Yes, you've been working here quite well in the meantime.

Yes,

you've been working here quite well in the meantime.

Yes, you've been working

Yeah, I kind of guessed that something bad was going to happen today. And you

think you'll be able to swim quite easily or something?

Understood. Mhm.

Well, then you can actually pull yourself together a little bit.

That's a good idea in the first place. Well, it's not that hot for me, but...

You'll see, right?

Ah, yeah.

Being a mechanic is a nice thing.

I can see that.

You have to let it go, right?

I think I have to take it off.

It's dirty.

It

feels

good.

Better than a screwdriver.

Okay, that's good to know.

You don't wear underwear, that's new.

No, it's pretty hot sometimes when I'm at work.

And then it's good if you... If you don't have to hold it down at all and it

doesn't look that much anymore.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Yeah, that's good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it always looks good.

You know, when you're already naked, right? Yeah, it's pretty much the same.

Oh yeah,

look at me, that's cool.

Oh yeah, look at me, that's cool.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Mano... I think this is the right place, isn't it?

It looks good, no problem.

I've already oiled everything.

You're really good at your job, bro.

I learned that from Pika.

The training was worth it.

And that's what you thought, right?

Typical, typical for porn, full cliché. I can imagine it.

But it's damn warm here.

The sun.

I'm going crazy. It's hot, unbelievable, unbearable heat.

But you're probably thinking right now, she'll find some pretext again to get

dressed.

Typical porn, full cliché. It's a cliché.

It's already clear, guys.

You have no idea.

But fortunately, it helps a little bit to massage the breasts again and again.

And maybe also to grab the foot again and again.

And to massage the butt.

Rub in a little.

But one thing I can tell you, right?

Something really happened to a friend of mine and that definitely happened.

Yes, you will probably now also think, ah, porn actress, the Libyans, she had

so many great friends.

Yes, but one thing was unbelievable.

Her washing machine was broken and the good one had to call the cleaner, of

course.

But my dear friend of mine, of course, also has a boyfriend and they've been

together for a very, very long time.

And he's also very jealous and you don't believe what's still going on.

The machine is running.

Would you like something to drink?

Of course.

A

strong

upper arm.

Are you alone at the moment?

In a moment.

Soon.

Oh yeah.

Oh,

sorry.

Come on.

You see?

Oh, my God.

Hmm.

Schatzi! Schatzi!

Oh.

Oh my God.

Handwerker. One like the other.

That should have been it.

But I can recommend you something about aerobics teachers.

So,

and the left leg already goes up.

It is important that this becomes a straight line.

It's a straight line, right? Yes, it looks good.

Yes, then it will get warm.

Very nice.

The other side has already been done.

Then we do something for the winter.

To do this, we go on a four.

And now the left leg has to stand out.

And off and off.

And we change the point.

Is it good?

Yes, it looks very good.

We do a few

more standing exercises to loosen up.

Now we have been on the mat all the time.

First we walk on the spot.

And now we walk on the spot.

And now we walk on the spot. And now we walk on the spot. And now we walk on the

spot.

And

now

we walk on the spot.

Yes, the right leg goes first on the spot and

the other leg on the track.

Exactly.

Then it gets faster.

Then I'll come out of the back myself, if you want to say that.

So, we'll do a bit of the back.

Yes, very nice. Pull out the hind legs.

Through the back, the back.

Is that the right way?

Yes. Yes, that's how it looks.

You can see too much.

Yes, yes.

You have also grown so much.

Is it so good?

Yes, very good.

Yes, you are getting better and better.

In the last visit, you did not perform the movements so well.

I thought I would learn it for you.

Yes, that's nice of you.

And here it looks like it's round.

Then we lower the upper body and pull up the back.

Yes,

now to the other side.

Yes,

very nice.

You develop this to my love story.

Now we're going to do some stretching.

Put your hands together in the front and pull them back.

That's good for the chest, isn't it?

Yes, we're stretching the chest a little bit more. Put your arms to the side.

Stop it, you just want to see everything, right? No, exactly.

If you have such a pretty student here.

And we also want to shape the body nicely, right?

Yes,

I think so too. You think so too, right?

We have to shake off a little.

So, and then I'll go on the mat again.

Okay, the last relaxation exercises for the back.

Now lie down.

And now push your back through.

Like this, right?

Yes, that's right.

And drop it again. And relax your back completely.

There. Relax again.

Exactly.

Relax.

That's good.

I'm sure you can ride there, right?

I'm sure I can.

I'll give you a little help there.

Yes, that's quite exhausting.

Yes, that's exhausting, that's right.

So, back to the front.

I actually know what's a little more relaxing.

What is it?

You have to see how you shape this body.

That's how you shape it, right?

Yes.

And that's the enjoyment.

That's good for the relaxation.

And that's part of the gymnastics?

Yes, of course.

Oh, that's nice.

Relaxation.

That's a lot of shit, man.

Finish it off.

One more.

oh oh oh

oh

This is also a nice sputum in the stomach.

I wish you a good night.

Oh my God.

Now relax your eyes.

And now we have an exercise for further stretching.

How does

this exercise work?

Very nice.

This exercise shows the immediate effect.

So I don't know why something like that always has to happen to porn.

Always with porn, you can do whatever you want.

But I can really demonstrate that to you here.

I'm going to take off my hat now and you look away. Look away.

So now I'm going to throw my hat into the bushes and I guarantee you ...

In no more than 30 seconds, a crunchy, tasty guy will appear here.

A gardener maybe, or something.

Do you know what's funny?

The gardener looks just like the aerobics teacher.

All right.

All right.

Thank you.

It looks like Berlin's weather.

It can only happen when there's porn.