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Shit.

Nothing but sex.

And I can't get any higher.

What am I supposed to do?

The nuts didn't help.

My ex didn't help.

The right hand didn't help.

The left hand didn't help.

Nothing helps. No pills, no doc.

What the hell is wrong with me?

I don't know if I can trust this announcement.

And if I call one of them, I don't know if they can help me.

This sounds quite reasonable.

Help in all situations of life.

Especially with sexual and potency problems.

Well,

let's see.

830-14-9.

Don't worry, we'll get that under control. Are you sure you can help me?

Oh, of course.

Yes, yes, this is my absolute seriousness. I'm expecting you to... It

would be best if you could be here in an hour.

Yes, and what does it cost? Per therapy hour, 60 marks.

Well, that sounds very affordable.

Yes, okay, see you later.

They just taste fantastic.

Am I doing it right?

Yes.

Come on, stick your tongue in.

Doctor, I have to take off my glasses.

Let me do that.

Oh.

Doctor,

feel how moist they are.

Do you like it, Doctor?

That's good.

Thank you, Doctor.

It's good for you.

Is that okay like this? Yes. Yes?

Oh, you shouldn't talk so much.

I want to take my things out first, okay?

So much time has to be spent, even if patients come.

Or not?

Good, then I'll hurry.

Come.

Doctor, I'm so curious about the problems we'll be dealing with today.

Maybe there's another frustrated housewife with orgasmic difficulties.

Doctor, don't you want to make yourself comfortable?

Please sit down.

Oh, thank you.

I like your tail.

Thank you. Very friendly, Doctor.

Oh,

Doctor,

that's wonderful.

No.

No.

Oh,

yeah.

Doctor, I think you're a little disturbed. I want to see your wounds.

What? I still have my pants on. That's unforgivable.

I think I've learned a lot from you, haven't

I, Doctor?

Of course.

Oh, yeah, Doctor.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm. Oh.

Oh. Ich würde ihn jetzt zu gerne in Ihre Pussy stecken. Na los, dann fick mich

ordentlich durch. Kommen Sie.

Doctor, this is awesome!

It's okay.

Ich bin Ihnen so dankbar für alles.

Ich bin stolz darauf, Ihr Assistent zu sein.

Also, ich habe soweit alles.

Ja? Ja, ich denke, dass wir alles Notwendige besprochen haben.

You can now go to one of my assistants to discuss everything else.

Okay. Good luck with the therapy. Thank you.

Oh, apparently I'm not the only man with difficulties.

Are you the doctor?

Yes.

Dr. Bo.

My name is Herzog. Please take a seat.

We both had a phone call and I...

I really have a problem.

A huge one even, although... It's not that big, but it's a problem.

Look at these hands. Is anything wrong with them? No, these are okay.

I see. All the best.

And now... Now look at this.

Do you see that?

That doesn't work.

Und mit dieser Hand, das funktioniert erst recht nicht. Das ist kein Problem.

Oh, das ist ein ganz schönes Problem.

Das wollte ich damit nicht zum Ausdruck bringen. Ich wollte nur betonen, dass

wir Ihnen helfen werden. Ja. Sie können mir helfen. Das ist ganz sicher.

Sie müssen mir nur ganz fest vertrauen. Ich habe jetzt schon so viel Geld für

Huren ausgegeben, aber das hat alles nichts gebracht. Oh, wir haben einen

anderen Therapieansatz.

Und Ihr Name ist... Herzog.

Herzog. Ja.

Heinrich, Emil, Richard, Zeppelin, Otto, Gustav.

Ja.

Also dann...

Erzählen Sie mir bitte etwas mehr über Ihr Problem. Alles, was Ihnen einfällt.

Das ist ganz einfach.

Es geht nicht.

Nix. Seit wann dauert denn dieser Zustand schon?

Das habe ich wohl irgendwie verdrängt.

Das ist wohl sowas wie ein Abwehrmechanismus.

Wir werden der Sache schon auf den Grund gehen.

So, dann gehen Sie jetzt eine Tür weiter und meine Assistentin wird sich Ihre

annehmen.

Und was macht die?

Oh, wir werden uns vorerst auf einen visuellen Therapieansatz konzentrieren.

Ist das was Schlimmes?

Oh, no.

Where do you think you're going?

And what about him? Everything will be fine.

See you later. Good luck.

Thank you.

That far?

Yes, sure.

Are you sure?

I'm sure, Mr. Herzog.

Why not?

So, Miss Barbara, as I can see, you are already a bit integrated into the film

business. Now I would like to ask you to just let your feelings run free.

Just don't pay attention to my presence.

Do whatever you think is right.

Oh, you wanted it that way.

Come on, little one, don't be so sleepy.

See, Miss Barbara, what interests me is, would you like to watch or participate?

Yes. I understand.

If I only draw my conclusions from the body language,

the matter is probably clear.

Is that good for you?

I mean, does your way of acting correspond to your current state of

mind? So I don't think I can help you a little, so to speak.

Come on, little one, do it.

May I? Yes. Really?

Yes.

Seien Sie locker. Ganz entspannt.

Yes.

Let's watch a little more now.

Oh,

should I say it dope or chill?

Oh, man, what would I give to live his fucking life again?

But with this little thing here... Oh,

hello, sister.

Hello, my dear.

Everything all right? I've never felt so shit before.

No, you haven't. Oh, by the way, my name is Georg.

So, Georg.

Have you seen the movie?

Yes. It doesn't seem to have worked.

But why?

Okay,

maybe I should help a little bit?

Yes, that seems to be a serious suggestion.

Well, then we still have to do something.

Oh, oh, sister, I think, I think I'm already feeling something.

Yes, yes, for sure.

Oh, that's fantastic.

It's already quite passable. I think so.

I think so too, sister, but there's more in there. I can feel it very well.

Oh, yes.

Really good, Georg.

Very good.

Thank you, sister.

Yeah.

Oh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

As it seems, Georg is already making steps forward.

You see, Doctor, I think we can help this patient.

But I see a problem.

The patient's nervousness in the situation is meant. Yes, well, what do

you suggest to take the patient's nervousness?

Do you have a specific idea?

I could imagine that we should introduce ourselves more, just to get to know the

patient.

Wir könnten bewirken, dass ein vertrauensvolles Verhältnis entsteht und

dass niemand verkrampft ist.

Ja, das ist richtig.

Was heißt das für Herrn Herzog?

Ich gehe doch wohl recht in der Annahme, dass ich mich um ihn kümmern soll.

Ja, ist gut.

Bloß eines dürfen wir dabei nicht vergessen, wissen Sie.

Natürlich. Ich denke, dass wir auf keinen Fall vergessen dürfen, zu den

jeweiligen Patienten einen gewissen Abstand zu wahren.

That sounds pretty nice, my dear, but please explain to me how you want to

keep your distance in such a practical form of therapy.

Yeah.

What do I see there?

Well, as you can see, you don't see anything.

Doesn't sound very enthusiastic.

No. Didn't you have any success? No.

Well... And now you're frustrated, but not. It's not possible.

Not a bit?

No irritation.

Have you tried everything?

Almost everything.

But maybe you can help me, Dr.

Oh, we'll find out in a moment.

I have to go, Doctor.

Yes,

I think there was something moving. Well then.

I think that's deep.

Eight.

Yeah.

oh my

god

Yeah.

Yeah.

oh yeah oh

yeah oh

yeah

What?

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, this is good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just like that.

You perfect.

Hmm.

The right therapy.

As far as I can see, the treatment was successful.

Mrs. Doctor, I'm healed.

May I?

Isa, you really did a good job.

You've enchanted him with a real wedding dress.

How does it feel?

Oh, I'm so excited. I can do it again.

Aren't you the only one? Hey, Mrs. Doctor, would you like a ride?

Sure.

So your assistant really got the job done.

Would you like to try it on?

I want you first.

I can't wait to hear it. The little one is at work right now.

Yes, we'll talk later.

That all patients are treated like this, that can lead to success.

Yeah.

That's a good therapy.

Let's go to the table and go to the doctor.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Is that good?

Yes.

It

makes

your spine nice and empty.

Yes, doctor.

Get me out of here.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

oh yeah oh yeah

I hope only the therapy will take over my health insurance.

Of course, man.

Or do you think a Fango package would have helped?

Ja, hallo?

Ist dort Dr. Blum?

Ich möchte nur ganz kurz mit Ihnen sprechen.

Ich fühle eine deutliche Verbesserung. Mein sexuelles Verlangen habe ich seit

der Eröffnung meiner Praxis viel besser im Griff.

Ich möchte Ihnen also noch vielmals danken. Vielleicht kann ich mich

revanchieren.