Original subtitles

When watching TV, keep the room well-lit and don't sit too close!

Lobelia agrees.

Lan-Lan says so, too!

Da.

Just take a look at THIS!

I-If you don't feel any remorse, then just go ahead and sign this for me!

There!

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

Touch-and-go!!

Hafuu~n

Hot Girls Super Melee

Touch-and-go!! Hafuu~n Hot Girls Super Melee 笙･

Good morning, Darlin'!

Time to wake up with a good-morning kiss!

I'm already awake!

No... This part isn't up yet this morning...

Time for a reverse pin technique!

H-Hey! Wh-What the hell are you doing?!

Just a good-morning kiss, no problem.

On panties: "Lux"

I have a black belt in Judo; I'm very experienced. My ring name is "Zashia".

Come on now, time to wake up, "Junior."

CUT IT OUT!!

Blizzard spin kick!

Now what?

Good morning, moy dorogoy.

In another five seconds, our goal will be accomplished.

Why are you undressing me?!

I have but a single duty to carry out...

Duty...?! Da-Damn it! What's the big idea?!

"Da" means "yes" in Russian. That makes this all consensual.

No, it doesn't!!

Italia punch-punch-punch!!

Buon giorno, amore mio.

Come now, let's get in the bath.

H-Hang on! Let me put my underwear back on!!

No, no, you don't need it!

Here you go!

Hot hot hot!

All set? Here I come!

Stay out, you idiot!!

You can't just strip naked with someone like this!!

I hate to say it, but my Japanese isn't very good.

Let me show you how we kiss in Italy.

Give me a break!!

Chinese spinning attack!!

All right, let's go have some breakfast.

At least let me put on some clothes!!

What?

You Tiao

Chinese doughnuts for increased stamina,

breaded dumplings for more stamina,

Xiao Long Bao

shark's fin soup for even greater stamina,

Yu Chi

and Chinese rice porridge for more stamina!

Porridge

Okay, eat up!

Hold on, what's with all the "stamina" food?!

That should be obvious.

And this drink is the most potent one of all!

This will get you so worked up, you'll be wanting to do all sorts of steamy things with me!

Go on, drink it, wo de qin ai!

I can't drink something like that!!

STOP THAT!

Darlin' is mine!

No, he is mine!

No, he's mine!

He's mine!

NO FAIR!!!

(all 4) No, stop it, this thing is mine, it belongs to me, it's mine, etc. etc. etc.

KNOCK IT OFF!!

Stop it, I said! STOP IT!! I can't take any more!!

I want to have absolutely, positively, nothing to do with you people whatsoever!

STUPID GIRLS!!

Do you hate me?

Do you hate me?

Do you hate me?

Do you hate me?

"Do Not Enter"

"Darling, you idiot"

This really sucks...

Where's Rizel-chan?

Hell if I know.

Didn't she come with you?

She ran off somewhere on her own.

On her own? Have you looked for her?

I've got no reason to.

Don't tell me you really signed them!

She was the one who brought the divorce papers. What else could I have do-

Wait, how'd you know about that? Are you the one who gave her the idea?!

S-Sorry, it was a complicated time for me..

But it was your fault to begin with, Iwaki-kun!

H-How's that?

Rizel-chan said that you've been acting cold to her since Christmas!

She thought that you didn't love her any more, and it was making her really sad!

She misunderstood!

Okay, so what's the real story?

It's not one I can tell.

Wait, so that means... those weren't her true feelings!

Of course! She'd never leave me for real!

Why do you look so relieved?

Uh-oh, saved by the bell!

Good morning! Today is extra-special!

Four new transfer students just showed up!

Whoa, cool!

Not only that, but they're all from overseas! Come on in, everyone!

Okay!

I'm going first!

No, I am!

I'll be the first!

What're you talking about?

Hello, everybody!

I'm Darlin's wife, Iwaki Lux! Pleased to meet you!

Not again, Iwaki!

Nyet! I am the wife of moy dorogoy - Iwaki Rachel!

No! I am amore mio's wife, Iwaki Lobelia!

What are you talking about?! I am the wife of wo de qin ai, Iwaki Lan-Lan!

ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

I absolutely, positively, never accepted any of that nonsense!

That's why I came here: to get your acceptance!

Let's have a showdown to see who gets to do it with Darlin'!

Okay! Da! Sﾃｭ!

How the hell did you come up with that?!

I've been trained for just such a situation!

Stardate 2002.0630: USS Enterprise, attack!

As for me, I've mastered the ultimate kung fu technique...

The Deadly Burning Double Dragon Fist (50th Anniversary Commemorative Edition)!

My turn!

Uh... hmmm, how can I match that? Ah, I know!

Italian-style attack from The Godfather (starring Al Pacino)!

The KGB method... The Potemkin Baltic Strategy!

Iwaki-kun! Are you really going to "do it" with the winner?

What'll you do, Eronori?

Out with it, Iwaki!

Of course not!!

Here I come!

Okay!

Sicilliano!

Battle fleet!

Ow, stop it!

What're you doing!?

Let go!

Owww!!

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Okay, that's enough international cultural exchange. Time to start class!

Huh?

Where's amore mio?

He's gone!

Where'd he go?

Well, I guess it's partially my fault. I'll forgive Rizel when she comes back.

Darlin'!

I'm not letting you get away!

Our Lux is #1! Yay!

KNIGHT-2000, take the wheel!

Okay, Lux!

Super job! Yeah!!

Huh?

I'm taking back amore mio!

We took time for a pit stop, but now we're taking the lead!

Moy dorogoy is mine!

Russia shall not fail!

A MiG can't stop in midair, though...

Oh, no!

At present, the Italian is in the lead. Can anyone...?

Rizel took off with the divorce papers, and now she's missing...

How many of these copycats are there, anyway?

What's going on here?!

Someone must have hacked into Rizel's data!

They must have mistakenly believed that

having sex with Tomonori was the key to the Protomankind's evolution!

I'm not going to hand him over to any of you!

So in other words, once Tomonori-kun signed the divorce papers...

...that removed their only obstacle, so now they're fighting over him?

Rizel!

Got him!

Ju dai yun qi! That is the pride of our nation, the ultimate combat robot "China Cannon"!

Fortunately, we were able to finish it in time.

Just as one would expect from good old Aoshima!

Note: Aoshima = a popular model kit company.

Can't let you do that!

That's a MiG for you! It circled the Earth and returned.

All right! Let's turn the tables here!

I've all but won!

I won't let you have him!

I won't allow it!

That's...!

"Science, dreams, and passion"!

A product of Japanese genius!

A super robot!

It's Rizelmine!

Rizel!

You're too late! Why'd you bother coming back now?

Ex-wives should stay out of this!

She's right!

There's nothing between you and him now!

Da!

That pose...!

Could it be...?

So the technique was passed from India into Japan...

Rainbow Dash!!

That's...!!

The divorce paper?

Why does she have that with her?!

She hasn't turned it in yet?!

What's she up to?

"Divorce Registration"

No way!!

Nyet!

Bu shi!

Non!

No!

We have suffered an embarrassing defeat!!

Rizel...!

What've you been doing?

I'm sorry...

Sheesh...

...that I ever came here.

Huh?

"Marriage Registration"

Goodbye...

...Tomonori.

I only have eyes for you, darling.

Danna-sama only damon

I'm always right here, right by your side all the time.

Itsudemo iru yo tonari ni ne

I am in love with that look in your eyes

Anata no hitomi ga suki

I'm in love with the very scent of you.

Anata no nioi ga suki

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

I wanna send you, wanna send you off

Ikasetai ikasetai

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

Come with me, won't you come with me?

Icchau yo icchau yo

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

I'm glad to have been born.

Darling, I was happy that we were able to meet.

I want to embrace everything about you...

Next Time

The Final Episode

Farewell, husband of mine.

Meeting you, Darling, was the very reason I was born.

So long as I could gaze upon you, Darling...

So long as I could catch your scent on the gentle passing breeze...

So long as you existed in this world...

That was all I needed to be happy.

Darling... all that I had, all that I was, was yours.

Farewell, husband of mine.

Next Time

The Final Episode