Original subtitles

Come on, don't lick it so hard...

And by that, I mean... don't watch from so close!

Happy new year, Darling!

Here's to another wonderful year together!

New Year? I never met'er!

Huh? Uh, okay.

Aren't you glad we drew a "Great" love fortune?

Well, maybe...

Supposedly, couples that descend these stairs holding hands

will be blessed with many children!

Ch-Children?!

H-Hey!!

Darling!!

Rizel!!

RIZEL!

I'm okay...

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

Sudden Shift in Attitude!!

We've Done it Already,

and that's Enough!?

Sudden Shift in Attitude!! We've Done it Already, and That's Enough!?

Their relationship has shown no progress whatsoever in the past two weeks.

And now, rumor has it that other nations have redoubled their research efforts,

which makes our state of stagnation all the worse.

He must've suffered a very severe shock back then.

He's 15 years old, a delicate age fraught with peril. All we can do for now is watch and wait.

What?!?

D-D-Did you s-say you did... "C"?!

Exactly! All the way!

S-So... how was it?

It was really wonderful!

Eh? But... didn't it hurt?

Huh? No, not at all.

It was like floating above an endless sea of clouds and melting into ecstasy.

I-I wonder how they did it...

That position?

Or maybe... like that?!

No way!!

Somehow, she looks really grown-up now...

Huh?

So Iwaki-kun was gentle with you?

Yeah. He made me really happy when he took the lead for the first time.

The first leading?!

But he's been acting strange since then...

Strange?

It's like he's giving me the cold shovel...

Don't you mean "cold shoulder"?

And we're even sleeping in separate rooms these days.

What? That's like a divorced couple living under one roof!

Is that how it is?

Oh, don't worry about it. You went to "C" with him right?

Aha, I get it! I bet Iwaki-kun wants you to take the initiative this time.

I should?

Yes, definitely! He's worried that he'd seem too horny if he kept asking you,

so he's waiting for you to ask him now.

Oh! My husband really is so bashful!

So you have to take charge!

Okay, I'm taking charge!

Darling! Say, Darling...

U-Uh, um, er... Sorry, I have to go take a leak.

Huh? But...

I found you!

I f-f-forgot something!

Ah, Darling!

Why?

Darling. Darling? Darling!

Darling!

If you substitute X in here...

Darling!

S-S-Sensei! I have to go to the nurse's office!

Ah, wait!

Why, Darling?

"Nurse's Office"

Geez...

Why does she always have to be such a tease?

"How Babies Are Made (and other fun facts)"

How could this happen to me?

It should have been my chance to prove my manhood, but...

...she's just a clueless kid, isn't she?

Why am I letting her turn me on like this? What's wrong with me?!

We've never even been on a date...

I've found you, Darling!!

Darling!

Idiot! Let go of me!!

Don't be shy, don't be shy!

I told you to cut it out!!

Whoa, it's our first time doing bandage bondage!

Her mind is way too simple...

Rizel-chan, where are you? Geez, where'd she run off to?

P-Please tell me they're not into medical roleplaying!

Ah! Ryuunosuke-kun's scent... Woof woof!

I'm sorry it took so long. I simply had to put all my heart into it.

No trouble at all. I'm just so happy that you made a lunch for one such as myself...

Later!

Okay!

N-No way... Why?!

Oh, Seimoto-san. Thank you for the advice that you gave me the other day.

You were quite right.

There is no such thing as an eternal 12-year-old.

I found it - something in the real world that surpasses the angels...

...or even the Goddess of Mercy Herself!

To hell with that!

I thought you were only interested in 12-year-olds!

So you weren't all about the delicious flat chest?!

I was hoping to gradually rehabilitate you back into society...

Ryuunosuke-kun, you idiot!!!

You guys always fall for the girls with big breasts! It's not fair!!

Thank the Maker, I'm free at last!

Ah, Rizel-chan!

We have to talk.

This sucks.

What's with the weird mood around here?

Iwaki-kun, Iwaki-kun!

Did you really do it?

Huh? Did I do what?

You went all the way to "C" with Rizel-chan, as in A-B-C!

Wh-Wh-Wh... WH... WHAT THE HELL?!?

W-WHO TOLD YOU A THING LIKE THAT?!

W-Who? Well, it was Rizel-chan-

That little... OKAY, LISTEN UP!

THAT IS UTTER NONSENSE, YOU GOT IT?! I WASN'T ABLE TO DO ANY-

So that means you were going to...

J-Just don't go spreading bogus rumors based on your bogus conclusions!

But everyone already knows! Look!

They've already gone and given you the nickname "Iwaki EROnori"!

What did I ever do to deserve such a lousy nickname?!

Well, you know...

You don't "know" anything, dammit!

What? I have to give him this?

No matter how noble and manly guys act at first,

they show their true, irresponsible nature once they've "done it"!

He was so obsessed with 12-year-olds! To hell with his "angels" and "goddesses"!

If that's the way he is, then I say to hell with him, too!

B-But...

Don't give me any "buts"! Have my instructions ever led you astray?

Don't worry! He's sure to apologize for not being

straightforward with you before. Then he'll offer to kiss and make up.

And you're wondering how to achieve that, right?

I know just the way... Here! Follow this to the letter,

and you'll be absolutely safe, perfect, flawless, spotless, and invincible!

All right! Get going!

You look just like him...

Wanna head back to my place?

Damn it, where'd she run off to?

I really have to read this?

I'll find...

Rizel!

Darling!

Why, you...!!

Ah, um... er...

Just take a look at THIS!!

D-Divorce papers?!

Um...

You talked a fine game, but then you fell for a pair of big boobs! Have you no shame?!

As if anyone would ever want to be with a weirdo like you anyway!

Once I'm gone, it'll be too late to learn your lesson.

Huh...? I... I can't read it...

Let's see... I really tried to love you, in the best way I knew how.

I put all my heart into showing you how I felt!

But lately, you've been so cold and brusque,

and you've been avoiding me so much...

Basically, you haven't been treating me like a real spouse at all!

That's not how a husband should be!

That's not how a man should act! There's no love between us at all!

You're so unsociable, undependable, and uncourageous!

I-If you don't feel any remorse, then just go ahead and sign this for me!

I don't have to stand here and take this shit. You don't even know how I feel.

All right, I'll sign it for you! In fact, I'd be happy to!

There!

Now we're total strangers! Goodbye!

No way! How did things come to this?

"Husband: Iwaki Tomonori"

Now we're divorced...

What are you waiting for?!

The Hawk has flown.

May God bless us.

Fire!

Nose dive! Nose dive!

Wh... what the...?!!

Hello, Darlin'!

I got all dolled up in your favorite clothes!

Here you go!

Quit screwing around!!

My first throw~!

Oh my my, did I get it wrong, then?

I'm Lux - the prettiest girl in the universe!

Aren't you divorced, Darlin'? That means you can marry me!

Huh? Darlin'?

Oh my God!

I'll never let you go!

Wait up!!

That's Lux, from America!

What did you say?!

Why has she suddenly shown up in Japan?!

Damn, she won't let up!

Welcome home, my husband!

W-W-What the HELL?!?!

Let's get married, Darling!

Darlin's new wife is me!

It's Lan-Lan!

Nyet. He likes me, Rachel, the best.

It must be none other than Lobelia!

CUT THAT OUT ALREADY, YOU IDIOTS!!!

Why?

Can't you take a little "hard play"...?

W-W-Wait! No! You wouldn't...!!

Lan-Lan, from China. Rachel, from Russia. And even Lobelia, from Italy...

What is the meaning of this?!

Come to think of it, where's Rizel?!

Well, she slipped away during the confusion, and has gone missing.

She what?

I only have eyes for you, darling.

Danna-sama only damon

I'm always right here, right by your side all the time.

Itsudemo iru yo tonari ni ne

I am in love with that look in your eyes

Anata no hitomi ga suki

I'm in love with the very scent of you.

Anata no nioi ga suki

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

I wanna send you, wanna send you off

Ikasetai ikasetai

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

Come with me, won't you come with me?

Icchau yo icchau yo

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

It's gotten super-cold around here!

No, things are getting really hot!

Definitely...

I'm worried Darlin' doesn't have enough hair to stay warm in this cold.

And now for a haiku:

My Darlin' worries, Because there is not much there: His hair is quite thin.

Touch-and-go!!

Hafuu~n

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That's the root of the problem.

I'm Lux!

Lan-Lan, present!

Lobelia, too!

Rachel here.

Okay, in the next Rizelmine episode, I take a bath with amore mio.

You know what you get when you have two chins?

Note: chinchin = penis or "standing on hind legs"

Huh? Like with a dog or something?

Which "chin" do you mean?

Oh, come on! Fine, I'm doing the poem myself.

When in Nagoya, When one accidentally

Overheats the bath, It can also be called "chin."

Wow! We're even teaching you words in Nagoya dialect! What a nice moe anime this is!

No no no, it's a "Master of Entertainment" anime!

M-O-E!

Touch-and-go!!

Hafuu~n

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