Original subtitles

Ah!! Please, don't get so close!

Oh... I'm having wild thoughts again...

Back to normal.

Quit acting on your own like that. Control yourself, will you?

Look, I may technically be her husband, but only because they forced me to.

Otherwise, there's no way I'd be...

Darling!

Wh-What is it?!

Dinner's ready!

O-Okay, j-just give me a minute...

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

Giving in to Desire!!

Love is

Everything!

Giving in to Desire!! Love is Everything!

Tomonori-kun's physiological data readout indicates that his passion level is at 92%.

We're almost there...

Initiate "Operation B"!

"Operation B" commencing.

OPERATION: BIRDIE

Thank goodness the house was rebuilt with our secret funding!

Those window LCD displays were expensive, though.

Do these operation names even mean anything?

Trickeration Robo 17, ready to do battle!

If this one can't get the job done, it will shame the Hououin family name!

So... why do you have so many robots, anyway?

Take this!! BEAR HEAD CRUSH!!!

Yes! Yes!

For the 17th time, I must apologize.

For the 17th time, don't worry about it.

You didn't mean to do it.

You'd better believe I didn't!

We've lost Iwaki-kun's signal!

What?!

However, "Operation B" is still proceeding to completion.

Should we prepare the Scramble Pod?

No...

Let's let nature take its course with those two.

What's this?

"Let's Enjoy the 'Adult C' (For Mature Readers)"

Yes! It's all clear now! I'm gonna do it!

Huh?

Something's different...

I really envy her innocence...

What the...??

Darling...

Merry Christmas!

This is pretty impressive.

Isn't it, though? I guess I must have done it without even realizing it.

I think you've mixed up Christmas and Tanabata here.

Huh... Is something wrong?

It's very "you." I guess it's okay.

Your face looks so nice that way...

Any expression is fine, Darling... but I like that one the best.

What's that supposed to mean?

I have a very special Christmas present for you..

Here!!

Uh... where is it?

Right... over... here...

N-Nothing but a ribbon?!

Nothing but a ribbon?!

S-Sorry!

You didn't do that on purpose, did you?

No, of course not!

What are you thinking, you idiot?! Get dressed, now!

But that book said this would work perfectly...

What book?

This one!

"For mature readers"

"From Kenji's Book Collection"

I KNEW it! Damn it, Dad...!

Don't believe this crap!!

Is it wrong, then?

VERY, VERY WRONG!! Now, I wonder what's for dinner...

Oh yeah! Let's eat!

That's right! The secret Scramble Pod is in my basement!

Oh! Let's hurry over there!

So, how is it?

"Treasure house" "Hafu, Hafu, Hafun"

Do you like it?

I... I like it! I really like it!

Yay!

And how about this?

N-Nice and soft...

Hafun!

And how about this?

T-Tender and juicy...

I'm glad! I went to a lot of effort to make everything soft and tender for you.

Okay, next...

Button up! Please, button up!!

Wait, I know! Let's watch something on TV while we eat!

Isn't that something we can enjoy together?

Sure! Let's watch!

Things were getting hard for me...

Ai, let's merge!

Okay, Takeru!

CROSS SEAT...

C!!

NO, this is bad!

Okay, today we'll discuss the reaction between "C" and "H."

Note: If you're watching this series, you likely already know that "H" (ecchi) refers to "hentai" (perversion, sexual matters, etc.)

C... and H...?!

H-H-How about we watch a video?

See, here's a good one: Steel Angel Kurumi.

Note: The Steel Angel Kurumi anime was also produced by m.o.e..

It's pure and heartwarming!

Kurumi-neesan, I'm so happy that we're alone at last!

Now I can take this rope-

"Rope"?

The Adult C A New Wife Wearing Nothing But An Apron

It's the "Adult C"!

NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!

What's wrong? It's the "Adult C"!

Th-This is... a different "C."

It is not!

Really! This "C" is... um... er...

Oh, right! This "C" stands for the Chuunichi Dragons!

Oh, okay. I'd still like to watch it.

NO!!!

But I wanted to see Yonamine's team in action!

That's out number three!

That was the winning ball! The game's over!

Hoshino is celebrating out on the mound!

Here comes the catcher, too!

The cameramen are rushing the field!

The fans are pouring in, too!

The Dragons win the pennant! The Dragons win the pennant!

THE DRAGONS WIN THE PENNANT!!

I'm exhausted...

Oh, so this is it?

Yes, this is the Scramble Pod.

So... which one leads to Iwaki's house?

I'm afraid I don't know.

Let's take a shot and go this way.

Y-Your breasts are pressing against me!

"Secret - Do Not Open"

"Do Not Open"?

While I'd like to wish for the chance to do the "Adult C" with my husband...

...what's even more important to me is that he always stay happy and in good spirits.

What'd you write that for, dummy...

Oh, well-

Huh? Did I leave this in here?

"Maybe it's okay to do it..."

What's this?!

Damn it, Dad must be behind this again!

"If I were to do that... It would make you unclean."

"No, not at all!"

"But..."

"Not if you were the one doing it, Yasunori-kun..."

"Ruruka..."

"You saw me earlier, didn't you? I'm no longer a child."

"True..."

"You felt the fullness of my breasts when you embraced me, didn't you?"

"Y... Yes..."

"So... it's all right..."

"...to do 'that'..."

For Rizel's sake!

This is something she needs to grow up!

You're the only one who can provide it!

All done cleaning up!

What fun stuff should we do next, Darling?

Rizel...

Wanna sleep with me tonight?

Then... can we do the "Adult C"?

Are you...

I think I finally understand what the "Adult C" means.

It's this, right?

As... As long as you understand...

NO, NO!!! I can't bear to let this happen!

Hououin-kun, if we don't hurry, Iwaki-kun will be scarred for life!

We only have two choices left! Which one?

There's no time to think!

Number five!

"Happy Family Planning"

Dad...

Sorry to keep you waiting, Darling.

Rizel...

Only... one way... left...

It's suddenly gotten quiet at Iwaki-kun's...

Sorry... I just... for some reason...

We've finally made it this far.

Y-Yeah...

I'm glad that we were able to do the "Adult C."

W-We haven't done it yet...

Here it comes!

So, the "Adult C" really meant "sleeping naked together over Christmas."

Huh?

Good thing we had this book!

"On Christmas Night, Nene and Jun will become adults..."

T-That's...!!

The excitement continues in Volume 2...

Well, good night!

Y-You're going to sleep? The hell is this?!

Darling, this tastes so good, doesn't it...?

Well, I guess this is okay...

It most certainly is NOT!

That's not it at all! "Adult C" stands for "Adult Ciss," with a hard "C."

Don't tell me you've been...?!

We've been observing everything, of course.

YOU'RE KIDDING ME!!!

Put your underwear on.

The connection between a man and a woman is a mysterious thing...

Sorry...

No, it's all right.

I only have eyes for you, darling.

Danna-sama only damon

I'm always right here, right by your side all the time.

Itsudemo iru yo tonari ni ne

I am in love with that look in your eyes

Anata no hitomi ga suki

I'm in love with the very scent of you.

Anata no nioi ga suki

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

I wanna send you, wanna send you off

Ikasetai ikasetai

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

Come with me, won't you come with me?

Icchau yo icchau yo

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

What happened?

Rizel-chan and Iwaki-kun seemed to have such a bright future,

but now it looks so dark...

And so, a haiku:

The dark, stormy clouds: Sighing, she blows them away. "Ooh, ooh, oooh..."

Next

Sudden Shift in Attitude!!

We've Done it Already,

and that's Enough!?

Sorry about that!

Why, why?!

Once again, things between Rizel-chan and Iwaki-kun have taken a turn for the worse!

What could have happened between them? And what will become of them now?

And now, a verse based on these troubles:

As my friend is now facing down ruination, I think to myself,

Change one symbol, and "Ruin" becomes "Adulthood."

Anyone who doesn't get it should look up the kanji at the library.

Rizelmine is truly an educational adult anime!

Still, I'm not like Rizel...

I haven't been "ruined" yet...

Next

Sudden Shift in Attitude!!

We've Done it Already,

and that's Enough!?