Original subtitles

No matter how much you may want to, don't sit too close while watching.

Final checks on all data completed.

"Safety First"

All preparations have been completed.

Watch and see how we do things.

We already have a covert operation underway.

The target has entered the designated area.

Commencing operations as planned.

That's it! You've won a round-the-world trip for two! Congratulations!

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

Skin-to-Skin Contact!?

Hafu, Hafu

Our First Night

Skin-To-Skin Contact!? Hafu, Hafu Our First Night 笙･

We'll be back in a month.

Bye!

Have a safe trip!

Hang on! Are you just going to leave the two of us here alone?

You two are married, so I'm not seeing the problem.

I trust you. Tomonori, I know that no son of mine would leave Rizel-chan in tears.

Yeah! I'm sure that "son" of his will make me really happy!

Spare me the dirty puns!

As your father, I don't have much to say. Just look at the desktop later on.

Well, we're off!

Have a good time!

How can this be?

Oh, what should I do?!

Father and Mother are really leaving!

Iwaki-kun and Rizel-chan will be all alone together...

Doing that... and even that...!

Put these on for me.

I like girls in glasses!

Darling...

Rizel!

When you wear those glasses, it makes me want to *@&$(>*

When I wear glasses, I want to do this, too! It's embarrassing, but it feels so good!

No! Iwaki-kun, you mustn't! Ah! No, we mustn't!

We shouldn't... but... I'm... OOHHH!!

From Dad

What? What is this?!

Hmm... "Happy Family Planning"?

What the hell is he thinking?!

So what is that, Darling?

I... I don't know!

Ah... I really got carried away there...

No! Now is not the time for that sort of thing!

Where are you going, Darling?

Out.

Ehh? But we're finally alone together!

What's that?!

Don't follow me, you hear?

What's going on here?!

Good morning, Tomonori-kun. I have important information for you.

What's this?

A barrier has been erected around your house,

and it's capable of repelling anything that approaches it.

Therefore, you cannot leave the premises, no matter how hard you try.

Whaaat?

When a young man and a woman are left alone together under one roof,

it can only lead to one thing...

The "Adult C!"

Yes!! The "Adult C!" The "Adult C!"

Caution: This tape will self-destruct.

Nostalgic, isn't it?

Huh? So what is the "adult C," anyway?

You're only asking that now?

I tried to look it up at the library, but I couldn't find anything.

Don't you know what it is?

Y-You really think I would?!

Ah! Wait, Darling!

Ordinary methods will not be effective here.

What did you say?! Is that true?

Yes! That's why we have to join forces!

Very well, then...

Now comes the moment of truth...

Begin "Operation S."

Yes, ma'am.

OPERATION: THUNDERBALL

Wait, Darling!

Quit clinging to me already!

Huh? What's this? "From Sensei"?

Ooh, what is it? A present to celebrate our being alone together?

"Are the two of you doing well?"

"This is a Christmas present from Sensei. I hope you enjoy it."

Right hand on red?

G... Got it! What's next?

Left leg, blue! Too easy!

H-Hey! What happened to your bear-print panties?!

Ah, you finally noticed?

I can't keep wearing that type forever!

That's what Eri-chan and the others told me during the trip.

Don't you like these better, Darling?

Y-You dummy! As if!!

Eh? So you prefer the bear-print panties?

That's not what I mean! Anyway... next!

Right hand on green!

R-Right hand on green?

N-Next?? Hurry!

I could treat her like a kid when she wore the bear-print panties...

...so why does she seem so much more grown-up now?!

Um, it says to stand up straight.

What?

Okay, wearing grown-up panties isn't enough to make her grown-up.

Come on, it's your turn, Darling.

Huh? Oh, right...

Let's see... "mouth on mouth"?

Never seen that one before...

Whoa, hang on! What's the deal with this game?!

"Mouth on mouth," right?

Stop! I quit!

His phenylethylamine level, critical to the "Adult C" process, has suddenly increased.

It would appear that "Operation S" is a success.

All right, proceed immediately to "Operation I."

Roger. Now commencing "Operation I."

OPERATION: THUNDERBALL

OPERATION: LATITUDE ZERO

What the...? Did I have an A/C in my room?

Darling, I'm cold!

Was it added during the room repairs?

Oh, yeah! I read in a book that in times like these,

you should curl up naked with someone!

What are you talking about, you idiot?!

Let's get naked, Darling!

Oh, what should I do? What should I do??

How can I possibly preserve Iwaki-kun's chastity?

Wh-Where...?!

A man of awe-inspiring bravery and unparalleled skill! They call me...

...the hero whose name none can remember: Hououin Ryuunosuke!

You can rest easy now, for the Hououin family is a potent ally indeed.

Come, you must change as well!

Trickeration Machine!

Trickeration Robo... combine!

Combine!

But... why not just have it start out in the robot form?

It's pretty much a requirement that a transformation process be shown.

GO!

Tomonori has thrown the A/C breaker; he and Rizel are now proceeding to the living room.

Commence "Operation E."

OPERATION: ZERO LATITUDE

Yes, ma'am.

OPERATION: EIFFEL

Yay! A kotatsu, a kotatsu!

What the...?!

A young man and woman under a small heated table will surely have their desires inflamed...

Only their desire to sleep, apparently.

Finally, a chance to relax.

Darling... I love you...

W-What are you saying?

Talk about lousy sleeping posture.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!!

Darling, can I stuff it in my mouth?

W-What the hell are you talking about, idiot?!

Oh, my! It's so big that it might dislocate my jaw!

What kind of dream is she having?!

Don't worry! It'll fit into your mouth one way or another...

So if you want a bite of my homemade sandwich, just stuff it in!

Okay!

Hey, that's not what you're supposed to do! I don't like the direction this is taking!

Should we modify the plan?

Mmmm... my husband... tasty...

Wake up, Rizel! My lust is gonna explode all over you!

His phenylethylamine level is reaching its peak!

Hmm, just what we wanted. We will continue to observe for the moment.

"Stuff it in," "gulp it down," "tasty"?! What's it all mean?!?

Calm down, Kyouko-san! If we're divided in spirit, we can't combine!

But... she's... gulping...!

Note: These are mnemonics meaning "Let's build a good country" and "Sing, nightingales!"

"Ii kuni tsukurou (1192), Kamakura Shogunate." "Nakuyo uguisu (794), Heian Capital Kyoto."

Finally, it calmed down...

How can I be lead astray by such a child?

Darling?

The roast chicken is going to take a while, so why don't you go take a bath first?

How much longer is this going to go on? What will become of me?

H-Hey! What are you doing?!

Huh? I'm undressing so I can get my whole body soaped up.

What?

Soaping up her whole body?!

Trickeration Merge... Activate!

W-W-What's that supposed to mean?!

I'm going to scrub your back for you, Darling.

I've heard that this method feels really good!

Whoa! Stay back! Don't you dare come in here!!

Completed!

Super-Hououin!

I tried really hard to do what I thought would please you, Darling...

Whoa! D-Don't cry! I guess it's okay, you can come on in...

Really?!

Let's do it, Kyouko-san!

Okay!

You can come in here, but that's it!

Okay! Here I come!

Not if we can help it!!

Big breasts are so SCARYYY~!!

Sorry to make you wait, Darling!

T-Two soft points are pressing into my back!

D-Don't tell me, those are...!

Isn't it such a soft, pleasant feeing?

S-S-STOP!!!

We're just kids! We shouldn't be doing things like this!!

But I've already gotten all lathered up...

Cut it out, I said!!!

Get out!!!

Why?

It doesn't matter, just make like a tree and get out of here!

Goodness, you're shy, Darling!

Okay, I'll go back to fixing dinner.

Damn it! She's starting to get all the curves and bumps an adult's supposed to have!

This is bad... this is very bad...

Tomonori-kun's phenylethylamine level has already exceeded measurable limits.

Yes, this is perfect... At this rate, they'll reach "Adult C" in no time...

I only have eyes for you, darling.

Danna-sama only damon

I'm always right here, right by your side all the time.

Itsudemo iru yo tonari ni ne

I am in love with that look in your eyes

Anata no hitomi ga suki

I'm in love with the very scent of you.

Anata no nioi ga suki

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

I wanna send you, wanna send you off

Ikasetai ikasetai

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

Come with me, won't you come with me?

Icchau yo icchau yo

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

Finally! Finally, the two of us will...!!

This time it's for real! We'll tie the knot once and for all!

And so, a haiku:

A super union! A miraculous union! The greatest union!

Hafun! Just how many rounds can we go?

Next Time

Giving in to Desire!!

Love is

Everything!

Kugimiya Rie here!

Don't you mean "Rizel"?

Wow, next week's script was one surprising read.

They really do "tie the knot"! Can we really get away with going that far?!

Oh, and just to be clear, I don't mean they're getting tied up with rope or anything.

So now, a verse:

In this world of ours, are there any paths to tread save the ones we make?

Getting all hot and bothered is not that bad of a choice.

At any rate, Rie here will do her best next time!

And so will Kappei!

Next Time

Giving in to Desire!!

Love is

Everything!