Original subtitles

How many times do we have to tell you?

When you're watching TV, get your face away from it!

Rizel, how much longer are you going to sleep?

I'm leaving you behind.

No, Darling...

Let's go together...

H-H-Hey now, Rizel...

What's that?

What the...?!

W-What the heck?!

What's going on, Darling?

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

The Adult

C

What Happened

to the Child Bride!?

The Adult C 笙･ What Happened to the Child Bride!?

We apologize for troubling you the other day.

Oh no, it wasn't any trouble.

Still, you Mamas certainly are young and beautiful.

Huh?

Thank you for always taking good care of my father.

Yes, thank you.

So why're you chicks here?

Hey! You will not take that tone of voice with the Mamas!

Still, why did they come here? Should we be taking countermeasures?

It's unlikely, but possible that they're here to audit us.

Audit us?!

I'll get right to the point.

Iwaki Tomonori-kun...

Yeah?

Reach "C" with Rizel!

"C"?!?!

Did she say "C"?

Is that what they're calling it these days?

No... It can't be...!

The "stamen and pistil..."

Not that...!

There's nothing else...

"C"...? "C"...!!

Darling, let's do this "C" thing!

H-Hey! Do you even know what "C" means?!

A super-hot-and-heavy kiss! (choubuatsui kuchizuke)

No, Rizel. It is not a super-hot-and-heavy kiss.

This is the "adult" C.

So then... it really is...!

The "adult" C?

As in "cilia"? Or maybe "cheap candy"?

The "adult C" is...!

"Adult"

Ahh! Kyouko!!

W-What am I thinking?!

Seriously, you guys are all mental.

Hold it! Where are you going?

To school!

We have declared today a holiday for all schools in this town.

Talk about strong-arm tactics.

This is for Rizel's sake.

Rizel's...?

Rizel's growth halted when she was 12...

...but when she shared that hot kiss with you, her growth temporarily resumed.

H-Hot kiss?? Um...

Well, all things considered, I guess you've been moving right along.

That's right, my husband just suddenly...

No! That was just CPR!

Nonetheless, her growth has once again become stalled.

Rizel took a drug to become Tomonori-kun's ideal older woman.

As a side effect of taking it all at once, her cellular growth came to a standstill.

In order to reactivate Rizel's biological clock and restart her growth...

...we need a stronger stimulus than that kiss.

The only way to achieve that is the "adult C."

If you don't do it, Rizel will remain like this for the rest of her life.

I see, I see... I didn't know that.

What's the big deal?

Don't you also want her to grow up?

W-Well, I...

For Rizel's sake!

Whatever.

This act is necessary to make Rizel an adult!

So what?!

You're the only one who can do it!

I said no!

"Passion."

"Is this passion?"

H-How did you know about that?!

Huh? Why are you turning red, Darling?

Shut up!

Wouldn't you be pleased if Rizel grew up, Tomonori-kun?

Think about it... The sooner you do it, the sooner your bliss will begin.

Father, Mother... please cooperate, for the sake of Tomonori-kun's future happiness.

Isn't this a bit too soon for them?

Tomonori is still in junior high, and Rizel-chan is, well...

Yes! Too soon! Much too soon!! Even if heaven smiles upon them, I won't!

Allowed!

My first time wasn't until I was 25!

Oh, the memories... that run-down hot springs inn in Atami...

Remember, dear?

Not in front of the kids!

Your stories are irrelevant. Are you saying you won't cooperate?

W-Well, still... you know...

You know...

Layoffs...

50% increases in water and utility expenses.

Home mortgage rate, tripled.

I-I see... if your feelings for one another are genuine...

Well, there's no stopping love!

I-I never said anything about that!

Ah, wait for me, Darling!

Today, I want everyone to work towards getting

Rizel and Tomonori-kun to do the "adult C."

This is the "Adult C" Planning Plan, the mission briefing for "Project: Adult C." First...

Please let us handle this task!

I'm still on the first page!

No, no. there's no need for you to dirty your hands, Mamas.

Mamas, you can stay in our room and await the good news.

I am, after all, an expert at "C."

Papa's C's "C" is the very C of all Cs! C!!!

So my "Papa A's A" is the A of all As, then?

And my B was the B of all Bs?

What about our B and C?

Just leave it to us!

Leave it to us!

Fine. Since you're so insistent, you can give it a try.

You seemed awfully confident back there, but...

Actually, we have to prove that we've been doing our jobs properly.

If we're laid off at our age, we won't be able to find new jobs.

We at least want cushy private-sector postings...

Same here, I'm afraid the "job creators" will uncreate mine...

Shall I bring in some tea or something?

Come on, Darling! Can't we do "C"?

Let's do it, let's do it!

Hmm, I wonder what the "adult" C is like...

Shut up! We're not doing it!

Rizel, come here!

I've done the "naked apron" thing before.

What, more cosplay?

We've been through this pattern already.

You won't hear me complaining...

This is no ordinary cosplay. This is a Class Alpha iteration.

This will definitely get Tomonori-kun in the mood.

Rizel, the lines on this memo will make it the "Plus Alpha" version.

My darling husband!

What?

Ta-da!!

This again?

Darling, I want you to cover me in lots and lots of your "love condiment."

He didn't like it.

It didn't work?

Think again. We can still use a cosplay routine, just with a different script...

It's an emergency!

Darling, could you give me an "injection"?

Now it's my turn...

Darling, I'm really thirsty, meow...

Rizel wants your "milk"...

Not even the classic spinning-kimono cosplay worked.

What should we do now?

I can't take this any more! I'm-

Wait! They've got more up their sleeves.

You just leave this to me.

My blood flows through Tomonori's veins!

Therefore, I think we should try... this!!

Whoa! Yes!! This is great!!

But still wrong.

Okay then, how about... THIS?!

This is great, too!

Isn't it, though?

Enough of that!!

Maybe we should go with a fastball right down the pipe...

I live with terminal weirdos...

Master!

What is it this time?

Note: The costume and the "verbal tic" are from Steel Angel Kurumi, also produced by m.o.e..

It's Rizel... ~desu!

Rizel is here to serve your every need ~desu!

Time to become a hermit.

Ehh? But this is like the one she wears on Pure-Pure...

Would you people cut it out already?!

I don't know how I feel about becoming a grandma at this age.

Our little Tomonori is becoming a man... Though he's still little.

You may live to see the face of your great- or even great-great-grandchild!

I'm hoping for a proper, dependable girl.

Aren't we getting a bit ahead of ourselves here?

Give me a break...

Hey!

I've told you, sleep in the clos-

W-What the-?

Finally, this is it!

I envy you, Tomonori!

FIGHT!

TAKE THE SHOT!

On bottle: "Adult C"

W-Whoa! Hang on!! Stop it, Rizel!

Why are you here?! Hey!!

Tomonori, your "adult C" will be mine.

His first "adult C"...!

Whoa! W-Wait!!

No, I can't wait.

Quit it!

"Lick it"? Okay...

D-Don't get so close!

Ooh, it's so hard...

What are you doing?!

Don't get up!

Stop moving around!

Not yet...

Is this the "adult C"?

No, no more... that's it for me...

One more time...

So you want to try that this time?

Variety is the spice of life!

This was my first time...

Same here. You were great.

Darling! I don't want you doing the "Adult C" with your mistress!

You're really the first guy I've met who can match my pro-wrestling skills!

I worked up a good sweat.

I was a fool to leave this up to you jokers.

In the future, I will be taking direct command of Project "Adult C."

The future...

My promotion...

The loan...

I'm sorry, Darling.

Darling...!

I only have eyes for you, darling.

Danna-sama only damon

I'm always right here, right by your side all the time.

Itsudemo iru yo tonari ni ne

I am in love with that look in your eyes

Anata no hitomi ga suki

I'm in love with the very scent of you.

Anata no nioi ga suki

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

I wanna send you, wanna send you off

Ikasetai ikasetai

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

Come with me, won't you come with me?

Icchau yo icchau yo

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

My first night in bed with my husband is finally here!

Maybe we'll get all "Hafun, Hafuun~" in our birthday suits!

And with that, a verse:

The very first time He touched with with his fingers, They got really wet.

Next Time

Skin-to-Skin contact!?

Hafu, Hafu

Our First Night

After all, when we're nervous, our hands get all sweaty!

My first night in bed with my husband is finally here!

I bet I'm going to get all "Hafun" once I feel his warm body against mine!

Our two bodies, pressed against one another... Aaah, I can't say anymore!

Now for our poetry:

My soft and fair skin - You know where it is warmest. Why not touch me there?

Are you not cold? Don't you want to, Darling?

We've finally reached that stage!

Ah, I'm so happy I'm a child bride...

Darling, please make me go "Hafuun"!

Next Time

Skin-to-Skin contact!?

Hafu, Hafu

Our First Night