Original subtitles

What should I do, what should I do?! I'm all alone!

Watch me from a safe distance, or else...

Hand it over, Kyouko.

Hand over the government-sponsored, top-secret remote-controlled headgear.

Were you planning to use this to interfere with Rizel and Tomonori-kun?

No!

I've given up on Iwaki-kun.

Now I just want things to go well for him and Rizel-chan,

And so...

So that's why you...?

We have three extras here.

Use them well, Kyouko.

Father!

It looks like we're not needed this time.

But... hey! What are you doing with that remote control, Kyouko?!

And when did these things get put on our heads?!

Love one another, and go on a honeymoon to some far-away country.

A! B! C!

Papa A! Papa B! Papas A&B!

I love you!!

Forgive me, Father.

My love for Iwaki-kun won't fade away so easily.

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

School Trip to the West...

The Alluring Battle Swapping!?

School Trip to the West... The Alluring Battle Swapping!?

Ooh! It's the defense center that King Joe nearly destroyed!

Isn't that cool?

Wasn't that building actually in Kyoto?

So, did you manage to get the picture?

No...

I guess that's it, then.

It'll be dark by the time we return to the hotel.

Yeah...

But from what I've heard, no one has pulled it off yet.

Really?

Yep! If no one has succeeded by the final day,

the bonus overtime rule takes effect!

Go for it!!

Excellent! Okay, I'm gonna do it!

Welcome!

Wow, cool!

Look, look! So cute!

It's the same stray dog we always see.

This one's wearing a yellow scarf, though.

Darling, it's our first night at a hotel!

Don't make such misleading comments!

Please wait a moment!

Ow! What are you-

Congratulations!

You are our hotel's five millionth guest!

You'll be eligible for special privileges as long as you wear this special crown!

So don't take it off, no matter embarrassing it looks.

Good byeeee-

Way to go, Darling! Privileges, privileges!

Success!

Do your best, Aoicchi!

Yeah.

I'm ever so sorry!

That felt like...

Kyouko-san?

Wait for me, Iwaki-kun...

Arrg... damn it, this won't come off...

Don't take it off! Good things will happen if you keep it on!

What kind of "good things"?

What do you think? For example...

Ahh!! That feels good...

Special Ticket: Privilege of Hugging Rizel-chan 笙･

Ahh!! Darling... go deeper...!!!

Special Ticket: Privilege of Cleaning Rizel-chan's Ears 笙･

When you touch me there with your fingers like that...

That feels nice...

Special Ticket: Privilege of Massaging Rizel-chan 笙･

This feeling is so "Hafuun~"

Why can't I take this thing off?!

But I told you not to!

Now it begins, Iwaki-kun.

Time for a legendary photo with you...

Join me at my side.

KYOUKO-SAN, I LOVE YOU!!!

Note: This line and later ones involving "Souichirou" are references to "Maison Ikkoku."

Maybe I've bitten off more than I can chew...

Kyouko-san!

I-Iwaki-kun!

I will do anything for you! Just say the word!

Anything? Okay, then...

What? What is she planning to do?

I want to see all of you, Iwaki-kun!

For Kyouko-san, I'll do it!

No way! But I guess I should expect a slutty high-school girl to move that fast...

So firm and muscular...

Ah... um... could I... touch it a little?

You don't have to hold back!

It's wonderful! So firm and tough...

But that's how...

...thigh muscles should be!

What a terrible machine! But if I used it...

For you, Kyouko-san, I'm willing to take it all off!

E-Everything?

Okay then... next, let's take a bath together.

Give me a few moments, then join me...

And then... "take" me!

Kyaa! What brazen words I've said!

For Kyouko-san, I'll do anything!!

That's strange. Where did my husband go?

We're late for our first hotel dinner.

Aha! Darling!

Kyouko-san, I love yooouuu!

Darling, you dummy!!

If only I had that antenna...

Huh? What was I doing?

It's evening already! Let's go eat, Rizel!

Chow time!

Hafun, our first meal at a hotel!

"Large Bath - Reserved"

This feels so wrong, yet so right...

But still, true love can begin with physical love, right?

As soon as "what's done is done," I can seal the deal with my mature charms...

You... you really came...

What lovely hands you have...

Almost like a girl's...

And such soft breasts, just like a girl's...

Kyouko-san, I love yoouu!

What?! Why? Why did I do that?!

Now I can never get married!

Where's the remote control?

Hurry! We can still make it!

Fortunately, we left the remote control's range before we left Japan.

Well done! With this, my precious maiden will be mine!

Considering what happened last time, I won't trifle with unnecessary distractions.

Put this on my precious maiden's head at once!

My precious maiden, let us take the "princess carrying" photo together.

And then, you and I shall become true lovers!

I wonder where Aoi-chan went...

Who knows?

I'll go get some more!

Thanks.

Hey now, Iwaki-kun! Didn't I tell you not to go walking around in your underpants?

Souichirou-kun, I love you!

Ryuunosuke-kun, I'm so sorry! I've been defiled...

Could it be that she's also-?

This is perfect!

My dear maiden, come and fall into my embrace!

SOUICHIROU-KUUUN!!

MY DEAR MAIDEN!!

RYUUNOSUKE-SAMA!! RYUUNOSUKE-SAMA!!!

Who ARE you guys?!

Let us fly into your embrace!

Will Aoicchi succeed?

T-This is...!

Ryuunosuke-kun! A chance!

I command you to fall in love with me!

You're kidding.

N-No! I didn't mean you!!

Eri, Haruka, Kurumi, help me!!

Aoicchi!

We love you!

Let's go all the way!

No! Stop! W-W-W-Wait!!

NOOOOO!!!!!

My, they ended up all the way out here.

One antenna set is all I need.

This time...

Sheesh. Where'd she run off to with that kettle?

An opening!

Iwaki-kun, follow me!

Ah... after you finish up there.

This time, I'll fulfill my wish.

I feel shy, but...

...I'm taking this off.

Okay, let's go take a picture!

Darling, where are you?

"Hanshin vs. Chuunichi" is on SUN-TV tonight!

Note: a late-night game show.

Darling!

Okay, Iwaki-kun, pick me up.

Why...?

If you would, please.

Okay, say chee-

NO!!!

The only girl my husband's allowed to carry is his wife. And that's me!!

Ma'am, please take the picture, quickly!

Yes.

Nooooo!!

Ahh! The remote control!!

Huh? What am I doing here?

Oh well, I've accomplished my goal.

How did it turn out?

Oh, I got a real nice shot. Here you go.

Yay!

The photo turned out looking like my husband was holding me after all! Nice "first picture"!

Oh, no!

NOOO~!

What a cursed coincidence! I hate this!!!

Hurray, hurray, hurray, hurray!!

I'm tired; I'm going to head on to bed now.

Wait for me, Darling!

Iwaki-kun, wait!

My precious maiden!

Ryuunosuke-kun!

It looks like everyone is enjoying the school trip!

Good, good!

Ah, Darling! Yes, I know. Okay... I'll be back as soon as I can.

Welcome!

I only have eyes for you, darling.

Danna-sama only damon

I'm always right here, right by your side all the time.

Itsudemo iru yo tonari ni ne

I am in love with that look in your eyes

Anata no hitomi ga suki

I'm in love with the very scent of you.

Anata no nioi ga suki

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

I wanna send you, wanna send you off

Ikasetai ikasetai

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

Come with me, won't you come with me?

Icchau yo icchau yo

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

Aoi here!

Did the legendary "princess-carrying" photo cause this?

For some reason, Rizel-chan and Iwaki-kun suddenly get into bed together in the next episode!

And with that, a haiku:

The true "Adult C" Be cheerfully submissive The true "Adult C"

Next Time

The Adult

C

What Happened

to the Child Bride!?

Pretty fitting, don't you think?

Aoi here.

I feel as though I have opened my eyes and broadened my horizons...

Yes... dogs are really adorable, aren't they?

Anyway, next time, Rizel-chan and Iwaki-kun are apparently heading into dangerous territory.

Now, I shall read some poetry:

The true "Adult C." With cheerful subservience, her face alone shows

the wife's inner happiness when scoring a "hole in one."

What the heck was that supposed to mean?

Well, I don't care...

...because... I have a really cute dog...

Next Time

The Adult

C

What Happened

to the Child Bride!?