Original subtitles

You're close, really close...

You really shouldn't get so close!

I'm telling you, it's wrong!

My precious maiden will be 12 forever!

Ryuunosuke-kun's criminal mind has led his heart astray.

I must do something for him.

Thank you for opening my eyes!

Ryuunosuke-kun!

My precious maiden was you all along.

Come, let us have our picture taken by the innkeeper in front of her inn!

This is it! I know it!

I'm so inspired!!

So this is it...

The love potion developed through the diligent labors of the Hououin clan!

It is made to resemble the flavor of a popular healthy vegetable juice drink.

Nin

Whoever drinks it will fall hopelessly in love with the first person they see.

Please use it on the one so dear to your heart, young master.

Once my dear maiden drinks this...

Now our love will last forever, my dear maiden.

THE Inn!

Yes...

And once we've taken the "princess carrying" photo...!

Young master. Young master! Young master!

As I have told you many times, the effects will wear off at sunset.

"Only" until sunset? That's plenty of time for me.

"L...Love potion"?!

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

School Trip to the West...

The Alluring Double Adultery!?

School Trip to the West... The Alluring Double Adultery!?

Maybe Iwaki-kun and his friends have already left for Harborland...

I'd better hurry after them.

Okay! Is everybody here?

Yeah! It's my first trip to Toudaiji with my husband!

Ah, such a coincidence. Are you also going to Toudaiji?

Dannosuke-kun!

Can't you ever make a normal appearance?

How about some nice, healthy vegetable juice, my precious maiden?

Pardon meeee!!

Someone pushed me.

Are you all right, Aoi-chan?

So big!

My precious maiden,

perhaps you would enjoy some vegetable juice while meditating on the Great Buddha?

Ah, I've been standing too long~

Keinosuke-kun, you look good with her!

Uh, no...

Have they already headed off to the old foreigners' district?

I've got rice cakes for the deer.

Thank you, Darling!

Ah! The deer!

My dear maiden!

Yes, Shikanosuke-kun?

Shika=deer

Here's a special vegetable juice that goes well with those rice crackers.

You idiot!

Those aren't for human consum-

Why're you eating that?!

I'm not supposed to?

My sweet honey, use this to cleanse your palate.

Oh, my! Look how many rice cakes I bought!

That's incredible, Aoi-chan!

Oops! I dropped them all...

What's with her?

DEER!!!

So many deer! Yay!!

Eek! Ooh, that tickles!!

Whoa! Rizel!!

My dear maiden!!

I wonder what souvenirs I should get for my honey...

Hey, this juice brand is named "Nacchan," just like me!

But why'd it fall from the sky? Oh, well!

Oh, no! Sensei drank it!

Man, that was rough.

Wait, where's Rizel?!

Hang in there, Sensei!

What happened?!

Iwaki-kun! Sensei has-!

For now, I'll take her back to the bus so she can get some rest.

Iwaki-kun!

It's gone, it's gone!

Where could I have dropped it?

After we finally managed to develop a love potion...

Young master! I thought this might happen, so I prepared another bottle.

Way to go, Old Man!

No way! A second bottle?!

Darling!

Where are you??

My precious maiden!

Oh, Sanosuke-kun! Do you know where my husband is?

I'll help you look for him.

But first, drink this to help settle your nerves.

Thanks!

Don't drink it! Whoa-

This hour has come at last! Finally, my dear maiden truly is mine!

She drank it!

Open your eyes, my precious maiden...

Gaze upon me before anyone else, and love only me!

Huh...?

Do you know who I am, my dear maiden?

Yes, Darling.

Oh, sweet music to my ears.

I love you, Darling.

Oh, how fabulous!! And Iwaki-kun felt this supreme bliss every day!

It can't be!

My sweet honey...

Yes, Darling?

Ahem, as your... h-husband, can you grant me a wish?

Yes, anything!

Sh-Show me your... bear-print panties!

That's so very embarrassing!

Was that an unreasonable request?

But if it's for my husband...

Eh?! S-So you'll do it?

Yes.

I saw them! The real deal!!

I knew it! I feel so embarrassed!

Will you show me one more time?

There they are!!

No!

One more time!

Oh yeah!

Can't watch!

Ryuunosuke-kun is about to be corrupted beyond recognition!

NOOO!!

Well then... my next request...

Sensei! Are you okay, Sensei?

Iwaki...-kun...

Thank goodness!

I feel kind of... warm...

I'm hot.

If you're going to change, I'll step outside.

Take the rest of them off for me, Iwaki-kun.

S-Sensei-!!

It's so hard to do it myself...

C-Come on, snap out of it!

Come on, Iwaki-kun... You've always been looking at me, haven't you?

I know you have.

Sensei...

W-What's wrong with you?! You're acting really weird, Sensei!

And who do you think is making me act this way?

S-Sensei... you're already married!

So are you, you know...

I... I'm...

You know you can't resist me, so just stop protesting.

Tomonori.

Ah! S-Sorry!

Look what you're making a married woman do, you naughty boy.

I'll show you a married woman's technique.

Uh... Sensei!!

Oh, my... It's such a mess...

Boys should always be lively and wild...

Oh, shit...!

I might not be able to control myself, and neither will Sensei...!

It was starting to get torn here.

Married women have superb sewing skills.

And now it's time for some nighttime techniques...

Iwaki-kun! Rizel-chan was-!

T-This isn't what you think, Seimoto!!

I know! Sensei isn't her usual self right now!

She swallowed it!

No I haven't. At least not yet. Right, Iwaki-kun?

W-What are you talking about?!

A love potion!

Ryuunosuke-kun had a love potion created, and Sensei drank it!

And just now, he made Rizel-chan drink one, too!

What?!

And now, Ryuunosuke-kun and Rizel-chan are...

I can't say it!

What?!

RIZEL!!!

Deer Rice Crackers

Rizel!

Hououin! We all know about your messed-up drug!

You're too late, Iwaki-kun!

My precious maiden's body and soul are now mine!

What?!

My dear maiden.

Yes, my husband?

"My husband"?!

Take a good look, and accept the reality of our love!

Must I do it again, Darling?

Yes.

I can't! My hips are all worn out...

Y-You've already done "that"!?

No...

Sensei is here to comfort you, Iwaki-kun!

Now, my dear maiden...

All right, Darling.

STOP!!

I can look at her bear-print panties as much as I like!

From below, above, the right, and the left...

I can look at her bear-print panties as much as I want! As much as I want!!

Darling, my waist gets sore if I stay in this pose too long!

My life is now complete!

How do you figure that?

Do you understand, Iwaki-kun?!

What are you laughing about, Maniasuke-kun?

Ah! Darling!

Oh no! The potion only lasts until sunset!

What was I doing...?

What were you hoping to accomplish, anyway?

Oh, no! The "princess carrying" photo!!

Let's go back, Rizel.

Okay!

Ryuunosuke-kun!

Why am I all undressed like this in front of my students?

Come on, don't stick so close to me!

Yeah, yeah.

So, neither of you remember anything?

Huh?

Like what?

Oh, well, er... You know... back there...

What do you mean, Iwaki-kun?

Nothing!

Iwaki-kun! Don't go wandering around half-dressed!

Oh! How forward of you, Darling!

Darling, what is this?

T-T-That's...

Have you been unfaithful to me?

N-N-No, of course not, Rizel!

Now don't go having an affair, Iwaki-kun!

Race you to the bus!

H-Hey! Wait, Sen-

Darling...

Darling is....

D-Don't cry! It's all a misunderstanding!

...cheating on me!!!

Don't cry, Rizel!!

Ryuunosuke-kun! Ryuunosuke-kun! Ryuunosuke-kun!

"It" was stolen, you say?

Yes. They say that the thief was an incredibly strong girl in glasses.

It couldn't be!

Iwaki-kun's nowhere to be found!

They were scheduled to tour the residences of the earliest settlers of Kobe today...

Oh, no! The second day was Nara; Kobe is tomorrow's stop!

No way!!

No screentime for me today...

I only have eyes for you, darling.

Danna-sama only damon

I'm always right here, right by your side all the time.

Itsudemo iru yo tonari ni ne

I am in love with that look in your eyes

Anata no hitomi ga suki

I'm in love with the very scent of you.

Anata no nioi ga suki

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

I wanna send you, wanna send you off

Ikasetai ikasetai

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

Let's go off to our very own paradise

Futari dake no paradise e

Saying "hafun, hafuun" all the way...

"Hafun Hafuun" tte

Come with me, won't you come with me?

Icchau yo icchau yo

I may look like a little girl...

Osanaku mieru kedo...

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

But I am a woman on the inside.

Watashi wa otona damono.

Hello! I'm Kyouko.

There's only one day left in the school trip.

I must find a way to capture Iwaki-kun's heart, no matter what!

Once it's in my hand, I'll hold it tight and stroke it. He'll really like that.

Ah... am I actually a Spartan woman?

School Trip to the West...

The Alluring Battle Swapping!?

Next Time

H-Hello! I'm Kyouko.

We're finally down to the last day of the field trip.

I haven't coaxed Iwaki-kun into my arms yet.

If only I could at least touch his-

What am I saying?!

Now to express my confused emotions in verse:

There before my eyes, A strong and handsome young boy.

If I were to pin and hold him down, Would that be a crime?

Ahh... a pure maiden's heart is filled with longing...

School Trip to the West...

The Alluring Battle Swapping!?

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