Original subtitles

Keep the room well-lit, and sit at a proper distance

when gazing at those beautiful white underclothes...

Ready for today!

Rizel-chan, you're still here? Tomonori left awhile ago.

He gets mad at me if I cling to him, so I'm going separately!

What? That boy is downright incorrigible!

No, it's all right!

Well, I'm off!

Away, away, and up!

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

Dangerous After School?!

S.O.S.! Dangerous After School!?

This is Rizel. Papas, come in.

Papa A here.

Target passed by 5 minutes ago. Over.

This is Papa B.

Target passing now. Over.

This is Papa C. There are, like, no obstructions at the checkpoint.

The camera is like totally ready to go. Over.

Roger!

Rizel's plan was completed in 1 millisecond.

Let's see that process again.

The high-speed, super-ultra-fine wires that Rizel fired latched into place.

They pulled Rizel down to the bicycle. And as soon as she was in place on the baggage rack...

...Papa C used super-highly-sensitive film to photograph them as they passed by.

Rizel here! It came out great! Thank you, Papas!

Ouch! What the hell was that?!

Rizel...!

What were you up to?!

Ah! Darling!

I told you not to follow me around!

We're all tangled up, Darling.

Aaah, damn it!! Why, why me?!

This stuff was developed by NASA, and is really well-made,

so struggling might not do any good.

Wow, there's PDA, and then there's this!

Shut up.

Thank you, Aoi-chan!

Ah, it came untied!

I'm going to school with my husband for the first time!

First time going to school together...?! You're the one who tagged along!

Yay, yay, going to school with my husband for the first time!

This is awful...

Ooh, Darling...

C'mon, just a little...?

Yay, yay, hurray!

It's the first time going to school together!

Rizel, what are you to me?

Your wife!

If you're my wife, will you do what I ask?

Sure! Anything you ask!

You sure?

Yeah, yeah!

You're not lying?

No, no, no.

Okay, then go out with somebody else.

Okay!

No takebacks!

Eh? Huh? What??

Nurse's Office

He said WHAT?!

What's he thinking?!

Could it mean that he hates me?

I wonder if wife-sharing is popular these days...

"Wife-sharing"? Where'd you learn that term?

Well, it'll turn out okay. Call it a hunch,

but I think he really has some feelings for you.

Like when he gets all angry?

Er... I don't know about that, but...

Angry, angry...

Call it the intuition of a childhood friend. Trust me, I'm right.

Oh, really?

Yeah, really.

Really and truly?

Yeah.

Really, truly, absolutely, for real?!?

I-It's rock solid, I tell you...

I see...

He just never knows when to quit, so he can't give up on Sensei so easily...

Stupid, isn't he?

Why not try dating somebody else?

Then he'll definitely come take you back!

He'll do that?

There's no doubt he'd reclaim you!

Okay!

I wonder who I should try going out with...

Oh, my dear maiden...

The promised weekend has come at last...

I'm overjoyed!

It's as though an angel has finally been born for me today!

Um... who were you, again?

Oh, you always were such a kidder.

It is I, the one and only Hououin Ryuunosuke!

Nice to meet you! I'm Iwaki Rizel.

Ah... pleased to meet you.

Pleased to meet you.

No matter. I'm only after her for her body.

Then let me ask you again...

Will you go out with me after school today?

What? You'll go out with me?!

But of course!

Yay! We're going out! Yay, yay!

I'm glad that you are so...

Okay then, see you later!

...happy.

Oh, Iwaki-kun?

W-What?

Are you okay with Rizel-chan getting friendly with Hououin-kun from Class A?

So what if she is? Why should I care?

Oh, really? Sorry, then. Bye!

What do you mean, "this time it's a sure thing"?

Well you see, the girl Hououin took home with him today

is perfect for that "hobby" of his.

But... doesn't he make figurines of naked girls?

And we can't forget about the panty collection!

I've heard he uses the "research" to create doujinshi, as well.

As rich as he is, he might make that girl part of his "collection"!

You mean he'll strip her and use her like a doll, right?

It's more likely than you think!

"Hououin"

Wow...

This place is like a maze!

I don't quite follow you, but thanks anyway.

Well then... after you!

They're so cute!!

That! And this! And that! And this!

They're all really cute~!

This is...

...the first time a girl's ever said that to me.

It's amazingly impressive! I'm so moved!

R-Really?

The average person might not understand, but...

...bear-print panties are romanticized by men.

Throughout the world, bear-print panties

are used in literature to symbolize a pure young girl.

Yes, yes!

According to my research,

these are the first bear-print panties ever made!

Behold!

In 1953, Count Jean Koenig of England had this masterpiece

crafted for his granddaughter.

Incredible!

The bear on these panties...

...holds a childish innocence that adults have forgotten.

You're right!

Indeed... you are a true angel.

Please, come this way.

Wow!

This work is titled "12 Years Old."

You made this?

Yes.

You see, I believe that the ultimate angel is 12 years old.

Neither adult nor child, a being in which a pure soul resides.

That is a 12-year-old.

I'm apparently 12 years old, too!

But this won't do! This is not a true 12-year-old!

It's a fake!

That's right, you're the one!

You are the 12-year-old for whom I have searched so long!

I want to create... the ultimate angel!

I want to create... the ultimate angel!

And for that, I need your 12-year-old body!

So yield to me, and become my very own doll!

NOOOO!

Noo, Nooooo!

I'll make your beauty last forever!

Rize-

...is not my concern.

So, take off all your clothes.

Save me, Darling!

Like hell I will.

My husband sure will be surprised if I'm wearing this when he comes to get me!

I've been waiting...

This may hurt a bit,

but don't worry; it will be over soon.

So why do I need to wear this swimsuit, again?

So I can make you into an angel.

This is ridiculous...

Splendid!

You've become my ideal angel!

Who are you?

Halt!

Shut up!

Move it! Out of my way!

I-Iwaki-kun! What's the meaning of this?!

You tell me, you sick pedo!

Rizel!

Damn it, what'd you do to Rizel?! Did you think you'd get away with it?!

She gave me her consent!

Don't give me that crap! I know you forced her into it!

No, she was very happy to do it.

Bullshit!

Who'd be happy to go through something like that?

You turned Rizel into a doll! Now you'd better turn her back!

Into a doll? You must be mistaken!

Quit your blabbering and turn her back!!

And just who are you?! You can't just barge into people's houses!

Just what is your relationship with her, anyway?

SHUT UP!!! Rizel is my WIFE!

Yes! That's the first time you've acknowledged me, Darling!

You... h-how?

Huh?

But... the doll?

I was the model for that!

We made a cast of my body with some jelly-like rubber,

did a bunch of other stuff, and this is the result!

This is the first time my husband's come to pick me up!

Don't cling to me!

Sorry about the mix-up.

Thank you, Ryuutarou-kun!

It's Ryuunosuke, my dear maiden.

I had a really good time!

Darling, wait for me!

This is the first time I've ever felt this way.

Today, for the first time in my life, I have fallen in love with a 12-year-old girl!

Now that I've come this far, I won't stop until I take her from him!

I'll do it with my own two hands!

Ahhhh... feels nice.

Here, have a bath towel.

Thank you, Darling!

I'm so happy. This is the "first" jealousy incident.

W-Who was jealous?!

Don't get the wrong idea, dummy...

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

You know that I love you! Dash, dash!

Suki nan desu! Dash, Dash!

Men and women are hard to understand

Otoko to onna wa muzukashii

I have to go research them at the library

Shirabete minakya toshokan de

My darling is just not that into

Toshishita no watashi nante

a younger, little girl like me, but still~

Danna-sama wa kyoumi nai kedo~

Even so, I'm in love

Koi shiterun damon

I'm not about to cry

Naitari shinai

I won't feel down, break down, or run away!

Megenai nigenai kujikenai

I believe that someday, springtime will come for me.

Haru ga kuru hi wo shinjiteru kara

Serious Power, Serious Power Dash!

Honki pawaa no Honki pawaa no Dash!

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

You know that I love you! Dash, dash!

Suki nan desu! Dash, Dash!

Hmmf. Do not ask such trivial questions of me,

the great Hououin Ryuunosuke.

Yes, let us speak of the one who should become my wife.

My dear maiden! Such a lovely smile... and...

Next Time

Rival?

Big-Breasted High-School Girl!

...b-bear-print panties...!

Hmmf. Do not ask such trivial questions of me,

the great Hououin Ryuunosuke.

I am the heir of a distinguished family line.

What do you think of the Hououin mansion?

It positively gushes with grace and storied tradition, does it not?

Yes, let us speak of the one who should become my wife.

My dear maiden! Such a lovely smile... and...

...those two strange noise-making things that adorn her lovely hair...

...and... b-bear-print panties!

Next Time

Rival?

Big-Breasted High-School Girl!