Original subtitles

Ah, er... what was I going to say?

Ah! Keep your room well-lit and don't sit too close when watching!

What's wrong?

Why did you ask me to come out here?

If you're okay with me...

...I'd like you to wear this.

Iwaki-kun...

If you don't want to, just leave it there and go.

Iwaki-kun.

Come here.

Could you zip up the back for me?

I've been waiting all this time, Iwaki-kun.

Sensei.

Call me "Natsumi."

N-Natsumi...

Darling!

Darling, Darling, Darling!!

Darling!

Are you awake, Darling?

She ruined the best part again...

Of what?

Nothing!

You'll be late for school!

Why are you smirking like that so early in the morning? It's disgusting.

It's a secret.

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

Yes, We Did it!

We Came Together!?

Yes, We Did It! We Came Together!?

I don't have to give up just yet, right?

She's not officially married yet, so...

Good morning, class!

Good morning!

I know it's sudden, but I'm going to introduce a new student today!

Come on in!

Okay~!

This is Iwaki Rizel-chan. She will be joining our class as of today!

Sensei, isn't that girl a grade-schooler?

Bingo! Exactly correct!

I'm Rizel.

Sensei, if she's in grade school, how can she come to middle school?

She's only twelve years old, but was allowed to skip ahead to this grade, right?

I don't really know, but something like that, I guess.

I'm pleased to meet you all!

Not the "Power of the State" again!

Ah! Darling, I see you!

Darling!

Is that "Darling," as in "Husband"?!

Does she mean Iwaki?

Who's this "Darling"?!

Hey, hey, what's she talking about, Iwaki-kun?

Hell if I know!

But, but, we even filled out the family registry form and everything!

See?

D-Don't get the wrong idea. She did all that herself!

Hubba hubba husband!

This way, we can be together all day every day, Darling!

It does say "wife" right here.

No matter what that says, there's nothing going on between us!

Oh come on, there's no need to get upset.

There's no way a 15-year-old and a 12-year-old could get married!

But I'm impressed; it looks just like the real thing.

It is the real thing!

You're so silly, Rizel-chan. Anyway, your seat will be...

Right next to my husband!

No! Next to Seimoto-san.

Here! Over here!

Don't complain! Just do what the teacher says!

Fine, but I wonder why it's so wrong...

I wish I could have sat next to my husband...

I'm Seimoto Aoi. Nice to meet you.

Sure! I'm pleased to meet you!

Being separated may be sad, but you can still see Iwaki-kun pretty well from here.

You're right!

But that sure is a big bundle there. What is it?

A secret!

Yes, yes! Good, good!

Bottle: "Plum Mountain"

First, a toast to the start of a new phase in Rizel's life!

Oh, nice! Funakuchi pure sake!

Ah! Papas!

Oh, Rizel.

The school uniform looks good on you!

Make us proud.

You three are Rizel-chan's guardians, right?

No, we are also transfer students!

We may not look like it, but we're middle-schoolers!

Can you dig it? Groovy!

I'm just a random student...

I guess we failed.

Yes, perhaps the sake toast blew our cover.

We should have settled for sweet sake instead.

Do your best, Rizel!

Yes, yes, yes, yes!!

Rizel-chan, you'll do it?

No! But please, call on my husband!

Don't you put me on the spot!

But I want to see you answering the question and looking cool!

SHUT UP!!

Same here.

I'd love to hear your "cool" answer.

Iwaki-kun it is, then!

It's settled! It's settled!

Some joke this is.

This is a pretty tough one, but I think you can handle it, Iwaki-kun.

Show everyone how it's done.

Oh well, an order's an order.

Darling, you're awesome!

Okay! Do your best, Darling!

Burn with passion, Darling!

Yes! The number-one coolest husband!

Knock it off!!

That's... Argh!

What are you trying to pull here?

I just wanted to cheer for you.

In what world would somebody do that that in a classroom?!

But, but, I researched that cheering method at the library!

In what book in what library did you read a thing like that?!

It's the first time we've touched face-to-face!

Listen up. If you cling to me me at school, I won't pay attention to you at home!

It's my first time getting all sticky with packing tape!

That boy is hopeless.

That's okay. I've got a secret weapon with me today!

Eh?? What, what?

It's a secret! And lunchtime just can't get here fast enough!

I'm all sleepy because I stayed up all night preparing this.

That is the girl with the beautiful white underclothes!

I have truly felt the blinding flash of the light of destiny!

It is as if she were born and came here just for me!

Hey, I can't wait to see the secret weapon! Tell me what it is!

To tell, or not to tell?

Seimoto-san.

Might you spare a moment?

Hououin-kun!

G-Good afternoon!

Who's this?

Ah...Umm... She's R-R-Rizel-chan.

She just t-t-transfered into our class today...

I see. Thank you very much.

No problem...

Waah, he's just too dreamy!

Sorry!!

I spoke to my idol, Hououin-kun, for the first time!

What a wonderful day this is!

Noo~!

It is a pleasure to meet you. My name is Hououin Ryuunosuke.

I know it may be rude to say this right away...

...but from the moment I first laid eyes upon you,

your visage was burned into my mind, and never has it left me since.

You are none other than my ideal angel.

I believe that God guided us on our paths, so that we might meet here today.

As a sign of our acquaintance, might I have the honor...

...of introducing you to my household this weekend?

Thank you for doing this for me.

I shall be looking forward to it!

My dear maiden!

Just when I thought you weren't showing up, I find you asleep in the hallway!

Are you all right?

I'm fine, I'm fine!

Maybe you should rest in the nurse's office.

I'm really just fine!

I'm trying my hardest to make my stomach hungry for lunch!

Wait for me, Darling!

Hey, wait! Wait up!!

Wow, you stayed up all night making a boxed lunch!

His mom told me his favorites,

and since I couldn't make up my mind, I made them all!

Hey, come on, let me take a tiny peek at it!

No way, it's embarrassing!

Come on, it's all right!

Well, just a little bit.

Wow, amazing!

Thanks!

This is really amazing! Even Iwaki-kun's sure to find something he likes!

You think so?

Yeah, yeah!

Yay! Darling will be happy!

What's with this?! Mom was slacking off again.

Darling!

Let's have lunch together!

Damn it, don't you ever shut up?!

I told you not to cling to me!

You can't eat it anymore...

I didn't do it on purpose.

What's wrong with you?!

Rizel-chan stayed up all night making that! You're so mean!

It's okay, Aoi-chan. I can just make another one...

Rizel-chan? Rizel-chan!

How does it taste, Darling?

Delicious, of course!

I'm so glad!

Geez, she sure is high-maintenance.

Don't stay up all night just to make my lunch, you dummy.

Huh? What about school?

It's been over for awhile now.

Darling, did you carry me home?

Not like I had a choice.

Thank you, Darling!

Argh, don't get the wrong idea! I just did it because I had to!

And we're not walking to school together just because we're in the same class.

No!

And don't stay up all night just to make lunch again!

Why?! I thought I'd be able to make a boxed lunch for you every day!

You don't have to take care of me, idiot!

But I want to!

I'm sorry, Ri-!

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

You know that I love you! Dash, dash!

Suki nan desu! Dash, Dash!

Men and women are hard to understand

Otoko to onna wa muzukashii

I have to go research them at the library

Shirabete minakya toshokan de

My darling is just not that into

Toshishita no watashi nante

a younger, little girl like me, but still~

Danna-sama wa kyoumi nai kedo~

Even so, I'm in love

Koi shiterun damon

I'm not about to cry

Naitari shinai

I won't feel down, break down, or run away!

Megenai nigenai kujikenai

I believe that someday, springtime will come for me.

Haru ga kuru hi wo shinjiteru kara

Serious Power, Serious Power Dash!

Honki pawaa no Honki pawaa no Dash!

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

You know that I love you! Dash, dash!

Suki nan desu! Dash, Dash!

Ah... er... Pleased to meet you. S-Seimoto Aoi here.

My relationship with Iwaki-kun? Oh no, we're just childhood friends, I tell you.

Even though he's like this now, he used to be friendly and cheerful.

Next Time

Dangerous After School!?

Huh? It's over already?

Ah... er... Pleased to meet you. S-Seimoto Aoi here. Ah, I'm so nervous...

My relationship with Iwaki-kun? Oh no, we're just childhood friends, I tell you.

When we were kids, we lived next door to each other in an apartment complex.

Even though he's like this now, he used to be friendly and cheerful.

So when did he get to be like that, anyway? And why, I wonder?

I really think that he shouldn't be so uptight with Rizel-chan.

Next Time

Dangerous After School!?

Huh? It's over already?