Original subtitles

When watching TV...

Please keep the room lit, and sit away from the screen!

I'm bored...

Darling...

I want to go with him, but...

Don't follow me!

If you came to school with me, you'd be a nuisance!

If you came to school with me, you'd be a nuisance!

That's it! As long as I'm not "me," I can go to school!

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

Bold!

Embraced and Happy?!

Bold! Embraced and Happy?!

Gently...

...carefully...

Arrgh! I was so close, too!

Rizel!

On nametag: "Rizel"

Rizel, please open doors more quietly.

Huh? You recognize me?

Of course!

So, what should we do next?

How strange...

Rizel! Didn't Papa A just warn you about that?

Eh? You could tell it was me, even in this?!

Obviously!

Why...?

Do you think Rizel-chan might be trying to surprise us?

It does seem that way.

She must be lonely without Tomonori-kun around.

Let's act surprised at her next disguise, no matter what it is.

I want to see Rizel's happy face!

That's right!

She's here!

Ready?

Yes!

W-Who are you?!

Could this suspicious character be a spy sent after our precious Rizel?!

You're right! With a face like that, it must be!

Umm.. please don't get the laundry dirty.

I just finished doing it all...

No mistaking it, that's Rizel.

That's Rizel...

Definitely Rizel...

Rizel-chan, that's just too obvious...

Ta-da!!

It was actually me!

Yay, yay! Nobody could tell!

R-Rizel?!

N-No... I was surprised...

...that it was Rizel... weren't you?

Y-Yeah...

We couldn't tell at all!

Right...

That's great! This really is perfect!

I'm off!

Okay, have fun!

Watch out for cars, okay?

Yes, ma'am!

Now, where could she possibly be going off to in that getup?

I finally remembered...!

What did you finally remember!?

Those were the nose-glasses that my husband bought for a party!

That doesn't matter!

I'm here! But the "me" right now isn't me!

Okay, doggy? Keep the fact that I'm Rizel...

...a secret from my husband.

Wow, "school" is such a huge place!

It'll be tough to find my husband in here!

Here I go! Yay!

So because of this, this part changes like so, to this...

...and so we end up with the answer that we were looking for.

Darling, Darling... where are you, Darling?

Okay, so anyway... at this point, Hikaru Genji's mood is...

Hurry up and show yourself, Darling... Darling...!

You're ever so wonderful, Darling!

Oh, oh, wherever could you be?

My beloved husband...?

"Off-Campus Study!"

No one's here.

This is the only place left.

I knew it... it's always best to save the best for last!

Let's GO!

Okay, got it?!

Everything I'm going to discuss is going to be on the test!

Listen carefully, and don't get distracted!

Why is it?

Why do I have to learn things that I already know?

How tiresome...

Who is that?!

Not here, either... Where could you be, Darling?

I need to watch where I'm going, don't I?

Huh? The glasses, the glasses...

Ah, there they are!

Okay!

Too cute!!

Who could that lovely maiden be?

Disguise, disguise....

Ah! Th-Those are...

B-Bear print p-pa-

I can't say it!

No! A gentleman such as I mustn't peek

at a young maiden's beautiful white underclothes....

But... what a lovely maiden she is!

Ow, ow, ow...

And this time I was watching where I was going~

Anyway, I need to hurry up and find Darling!

Darling!

Come on now, Class 3-B!

This is still "off-campus study" until we get back to the classroom.

Let's not get too rowdy.

All right...

It snapped...

What's wrong, Iwaki-kun?

Nothing.

You were totally spacing out and staring at Sensei.

What was that?!

You never know when to quit.

Lay off me!

I'm going on ahead.

I ran around the school ten times, but I couldn't find him anywhere!

I'm tired of searching...

That's it! I've thought of a great idea!

Man, they left me behind. What a bunch of jerks.

What is it?

Did something happen?

Something strange is going on in there.

Like what?

We don't know.

I'll check it out!

Iwaki-kun!

No! Save me, Darling!

What the-

Darling, save me!!

What are you doing, Rizel?!

Ah, Darling!

Er, no! I mean, who are you? I am not Rizel!

Use the brake! The brake!

Not the boost, the brake!!

What's a "brake"?

You shouldn't drive if you don't know what a brake is!!

I caan't stooop iiiit!!!

You don't have to stop, just slow down, please!!

Why did she come to school?!

It's gonna crash! NOO!!

No more!!

Shit!

Save me!!

I'm not gonna make it!

It's hopeless!

Wha?

Darling... you saved me!

My husband's saved me for the first time!

What the hell were you thinking when you got on that thing?!

I just thought I'd find you faster if I rode it!

Who told you to find me?!

Don't just run with every stupid idea you have!

But I put so much thought into it...

D-D-Don't cry!

W-W-Wait! Are you going to cause an explosion here at school?!

It's no use! I'm gonna cry!

Okay, I understand! Just don't cry, Rizel!

It's no use...

Ahh, man!

Isn't that Iwaki-kun, from Class B?

What's his relationship with that maiden?

Don't cry! Don't cry yet!

Don't blow stuff up! Rizel, don't cry!

There's nobody around here. One little explosion won't...

What? A bus stop?! This won't work!

Don't cry! Don't blow anything up yet, Rizel!

Okay, this place...!

Okay, boys and girls, this way!

It's no good at all!

Damn it! No matter where we go, people show up right afterwards!

You've been carrying me all this time!

What a happy wife I am...

Darling!

What now?

It's okay now. I'm not crying anymore!

For real?

How could I cry when my beloved husband is holding me?

What the? I've brought her back home...?

N-Not like I had a choice.

Look, I'm heading back to school. Don't go back there again!

Ehh?! You're done holding me?

I didn't do it because I wanted to, idiot!

But I want to be held some more...

Carry me, carry me!!

Hinomaru Construction

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

You know that I love you! Dash, dash!

Suki nan desu! Dash, Dash!

Men and women are hard to understand

Otoko to onna wa muzukashii

I have to go research them at the library

Shirabete minakya toshokan de

My darling is just not that into

Toshishita no watashi nante

a younger, little girl like me, but still~

Danna-sama wa kyoumi nai kedo~

Even so, I'm in love

Koi shiterun damon

I'm not about to cry

Naitari shinai

I won't feel down, break down, or run away!

Megenai nigenai kujikenai

I believe that someday, springtime will come for me.

Haru ga kuru hi wo shinjiteru kara

Serious Power, Serious Power Dash!

Honki pawaa no Honki pawaa no Dash!

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

You know that I love you! Dash, dash!

Suki nan desu! Dash, Dash!

Ah, er... I'm Tomonori's father, Iwaki Kenji.

I'm his mother, Mariko, and I'm a housewife.

Ever since Rizel-chan arrived, our household's been so lively and fun!

I'm glad we have a son who's popular with the girls... unlike you.

Next Time

Yes, We Did it!

We Came Together?!

Say what?

Ah, er... I'm Tomonori's father, Iwaki Kenji.

I'm a salaryman.

I'm his mother, Mariko, and I'm a housewife.

Ever since Rizel-chan arrived, our household's been so lively and fun!

I'm glad to have a cute daughter, but I wish she wouldn't destroy the house...

What does it matter? They'll fix it right up for us.

So they say, but...

It's getting remodeled, courtesy of the government. Lucky us!

Are we?

I'm glad we have a son who's popular with the girls... unlike you.

Next Time

Yes, We Did it!

We Came Together?!

Say what?