Original subtitles

Let's make sure the room is well-lit, and sit away from the TV!

Hinomaru Construction

On tag: "Specially-made by Papa C"

Darling...

Darling...

Darling...

Wait...

Darling...

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

Go for it!

Two People in One Futon?!

Go for it! Two People in One Futon?!

That tickles, Darling...

Darling...

Kiss me...

Aaa! Hey?!

Huh?

What are you doing in my futon?!

Hmm...?

It's true!

Our first time in a futon!

Stop calling everything a "first"!

Ooh, Darling, its still so early~

You stay in there! If we sleep together, I'll wind up stinking like a girl!

What do you mean, you'll stink like a girl?

I mean that funny smell of yours!

"Funny smell"?

It's a nice smell!!

I call it "stinking like a girl."

So you don't like it?

Hell no! I'm all about the manly scent!

I see...

You want to smell like a man?

Yeah! If I do, maybe Darling will let me sleep with him!

"Sleep with him"...?!

But why would he like girls that smell like guys?

Tell me, Father. How can I smell like a man?

W-Well... hmm...

Ugh... Can't breathe...

I can't take it anymore!

But at least now I smell like a man!

Wait for me, Darling!

Just you wait, Rizel...

I'm home.

Welcome home, Darling!

W-W-What is this stench?!

Don't I have a manly scent now?

You stink like an old man!

This wasn't it?

A manly scent...?

There's this guy I know from my high school days...

Manly

Papa A-san?

Ah, the memories...

That's right, I am Oto Kokusai.

Mama: Oto Kokusai ( otoko kusai = smells like a man )

Darling!

Hold your horses, I'll be right out.

I'm Oto Kokusai.

Huh? Am I doing it wrong?

Youth Drama!!

Guts!

Hot-Blooded!

Tears

Sweat

How to smell like a man?

Yeah!

Youth Drama!!

Guts!

Hot-Blooded!

Tears

Sweat

Darling!

How's this?

The heck is that?

This isn't right, either?

You still have options, Rizel!

Darling!

Go for it, youth!

Let's go, Darling!

Let's begin!

Ah, Darling!

Catch! There's still more to try!

If I can just finish this... If I can just...

Darling!

Head! Torso! Forearm! Thrust!

I am a man!

What you are is weird.

This leaves us no choice.

Let's go, Papa C!

Please teach me, Coach!

Switch... on!

I mustn't lose!

Please...!

Hey, Papa C...

Is this really going to work?

What are you saying, Coach?

Ace! I must aim for the ace!

Are you listening, Coach?

That's strange...

Aaah, Coach! I mean, Rizel!!

Aaah! Ow! That hurts!! More, more!!

What are those two up to?

Rizel

Manly-Scent Project

Rizel

Manly-Scent Project

Proposal

The Rizel Manly-Scent Project Proposal document.

It is among the most hard-fought and satisfying works of my lifetime.

Hurry, come to me, Rizel!

She's here!

Hey, Papa...

Hmm? What is it, Rizel?

I think I've had enough of this...

Hey, Rizel!

Good night...

Rizel, didn't you come to me to find out how to smell like a man?!

Hey!

It can't be...

My proposal document...

On tag: "Specially-made by Papa C"

Tomonori! Your laundry's been piling up. Bring out what you've got in there.

Okay!

Here.

Leave it in that basket.

Tomonori...

I don't know what you said to her, but you shouldn't be so hard on Rizel-chan.

I didn't say anything.

Well, all right then...

Ta-da! Catbee's Man's Aroma shampoo, extra-large bottle!

Also on bottle: "Be a man among men!"

I can't go wrong with this, can I?

Wait for me, Darling!

Wait till he gets a load of this.

I've gotten the manly scent down perfectly!

He's here!

Huh? I'm floating!

What's wrong, Darling? I don't stink like a girl anymore!

You're a girl, and that's enough to make you stink like a girl!

No...

This isn't working...

Mother, are these...?

Quite a sight, aren't they?

Tomonori won't wear anything but these, so I bought quite a few of them.

Kind of like Q-chan, eh?

Note: Q-chan was a character in the manga/anime Obake no Q-tarou, popular in the 60s and early 70s.

Q-chan?

A character that used to be popular.

But anyway, does Darling really like these that much?

Well, he just suddenly started wearing them this past school year.

He doesn't even play rugby, but he says they're "manly" or something.

"Manly"?

Mother, can I borrow one of these?

Sure, but...

Yes!!

Darling, do you mind if I come in?

Wouldn't matter if I did...

Try... Attack!!!

If I wear this, I won't stink like a girl, right?

What the hell are you thinking?!

Look here! A girl stinks like a girl no matter what!

Ehhh?! Then what should I do, Darling?

Please, tell me... what should I do?

C-C-Cut it out!! What's gotten into you these past few days?

Because...

That's not an answer!

Because, because... I don't know what I'm supposed to do!

Just act normally, you idiot!

No way...

But I tried so hard, and got so far...

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

You know that I love you! Dash, dash!

Suki nan desu! Dash, Dash!

Men and women are hard to understand

Otoko to onna wa muzukashii

I have to go research them at the library

Shirabete minakya toshokan de

My darling is just not that into

Toshishita no watashi nante

a younger, little girl like me, but still~

Danna-sama wa kyoumi nai kedo~

Even so, I'm in love

Koi shiterun damon

I'm not about to cry

Naitari shinai

I won't feel down, break down, or run away!

Megenai nigenai kujikenai

I believe that someday, springtime will come for me.

Haru ga kuru hi wo shinjiteru kara

Serious Power, Serious Power Dash!

Honki pawaa no Honki pawaa no Dash!

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

You know that I love you! Dash, dash!

Suki nan desu! Dash, Dash!

Papas... A! B! C!

Papas... A! B! C!

Papas... A! B! C!

Papas... A! B! C!

No, no matter what you ask, we cannot answer.

It's a matter of national secrecy.

Being Rizel's Papas means everything to us!

Next Time

Bold!

Embraced and Happy?!

Rizel!!!

Papas... A! B! C!

Papas... A! B! C!

Papas... A! B! C!

Papas... A! B! C!

No, no matter what you ask, we cannot answer.

It's a matter of national secrecy.

Right now, being Rizel's Papas means everything to us!

Yes, we want to grant our precious Rizel's each and every wish.

We want to see Rizel's happy, smiling face.

For Rizel, we would even ******!!

At any rate, everything we do is for Rizel!

Rizel!!!

Next Time

Bold!

Embraced and Happy?!