Original subtitles

It's the first warning!

Watch in a well-lit place, and don't sit too close, okay?

At last, we have found him.

It has indeed been a long journey.

We should be arriving there within minutes.

Very soon now.

You will meet him soon, Rizel.

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You are wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Original Translations: Anime Instrumentality Project, Anime Coalition, Hono-Bono Other Work: ReDone-Subs BD: Gekkostate

I always want to feel the beating of my heart

Hajimete no ano hi no kodou wo

in the very same way I did on that first day

Itsumademo kanjitetaino

Wherever we go, I want to be alone with you~

Dokomademo anata to futarikiride~

and be thrilled by any and everything.

Nannidemo tokimekitai

Did you know? Anybody who's in love

Ne~ koishita hitotte

will become able to use magic.

Daredemo mahou tsukai da yo

Did you know? We can find true delight in all the simplest of things!

Ne~ nanigenai koto ni demo yorokoberu no yo

I'm happy just to be together with you

Issho ni irarete shiawase

And I even like it when you scold me

Shikararechau no mo suki suki

You're wonderful even without your smile

Egao ga nai no mo suteki yo

Won't you grant one little wish for me?

Watashi no negai wo kanaete?

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it! Let's do it! Let's do it!

Shimashou! Shimashou! Shimashou!

Hafuun~

Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it...

shimashou shimashou shimashou

...let's do it, let's-do-it!

shimashou shi-ma-shou!

Let's do it for the first time!

Hajimete shimashou!

Suddenly! Child Bride!?

Suddenly!

Child Bride!?

DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!

SHIT!!!

Don't block my way!

Hi!

Good morning, class!

Time for another fun day of studying together!

Oh! Sensei, what's that ring?

Ah, the secret's out!

When's the ceremony?

Natsumi-sensei, are you getting married?!

What kind of person is your husband?

Oh, goodness!

What are you gonna do, Iwaki-kun? Sensei says she's getting married!

S-S-So what? Like it has anything to do with me!

To hell with that! To hell with marriage!

"Hamanaka's Wedding Supplies"

Shit!!!

"Hamanaka's Wedding Supplies"

Damn it! This sucks ass!

I never learn, do I?

I've had my heart broken by another older woman.

Damn it, why do I always...?

I'm ho-

Welcome home, Darling!

I finally get to meet you!

I've been waiting for this day for a long~ time!

Huh?

Darling? Darling!

I'm... I'm gonna die...

Oh my! Not out here!

Eh?! W-W-Who the hell are you?!

Ah! No good, no good.

Please forgive my delay in saying so,

but I have formally become your wife as of today.

My name is Rizel.

Ah! I said, "wife"!

What are you, stupid?

No!

I've got the marriage form right here!

Approved Prime Minster

Marriage Form \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHusband-to-be Wife-to-be (Reading) Name Birthdate (A.D.) Registered Address Place of Birth (Country only, if outside Japan) Father's Name Mother's Name

\h\h\h\hIwaki Tomonori \h\h\h\hIwaki Tomonori Rizel 隨呻ｽ･ \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h 4-1-1987 I don't know Chiba Prefecture, Urazaki City District 6, Block 2, #22 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h遶頑崟N \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h | \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h | \h\h\h\h\h\h It's the same 隨呻ｽ･ \h\h\h\h\h\hIwaki Kenji eldest Papa eldest \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMariko son (A)(B)(C)! daughter?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Husband's Witness Wife's Witness Name Birthdate Address Place of Birth (Country only, if outside Japan)

\h Papa (A)(B)(C) I said it's Papa (A)(B)(C)! \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hU~~~m I don't know I said it's a secret! Argh, it's a secret! \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Secret Secret Secret \h\h\h\h Secret \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h Secret Secret

Iwaki Tomonori (A.D) 4-1-1987 Chiba Prefecture, Matsuzaki City \h\h\h\h\h\h\hDistrict 6, Block 2, #22

Rizel 隨呻ｽ･ I don't know

Approved Prime Minister

Hey!! I'm fifteen years old and what is this?

Power of the State!

That's how it's referred to.

W-Who are you old guys?!

And what're you doing in there?!

We are not "old guys!"

We are...

Rizel's...

Papas!

P-Papas?!

PAPAS!

That's what they say, anyway.

Dad! Mom!

If only they were young, beautiful Mamas...

That's not the issue here!

Don't be upset, Darling!

Today is our wedding anniversary.

Don't joke around!

What are you doing?!

Rizel is composed of cells containing special DNA,

engineered by our nation's top scientists!

She is a Proto-Mankind!

Enough with the nonsense babble!

This is my first time being yelled at, thrown, and hit by my husband!

Why you...

And now I'm being swung around for the first time!

Allow us to explain everything.

It's top secret, so we can't say anything else right now.

What's with that?!

Anyway, it was decided at the national level that Rizel would be your wife.

You mustn't make her upset!

No matter what...

Quit making decisions for me!

That's right!

It's already hard enough feeding one child on my husband's low income!

Y-Yeah, I don't even have my own private study room!

And the loan on this house still has more than thirty years left on it!

If we were to add another family member at this point...

His spending allowance is zero! Zero!

Promotion to department manager...

Water, gas, and medical expenses fully exempt.

Debt on the home loan cleared in its entirety...

Are you fine with happousai for dinner?

Happousai: A Chinese dish with pork, shrimp, vegetables, etc.

Oh, don't trouble yourself over us, ma'am.

I think the baseball game's starting.

Hey, don't get friendly with them all of the sudden!!

Even if my parents accept this, I won't!

Um...

What?!

Um... on the first night after our wedding,

I get to be carried to bed like a princess, right?

Carry me like...

...a princess!

Oh, Darling!

Oh my, you're so impatient!

Rizel

I'm into older women!

So, I don't feel anything for you!

Geez...

So I just need to become older than you?

Yeah, become older than me.

Okay! I'll try my best!

Idiot! That's not possible!

If you're younger, then you'll always be younger.

And if you're older, you'll always be older!

And anyway, look at you! You look like a grade-schooler!

It's out of the question!

It won't work, no matter what?

Nope!

No matter what?

Give it up!

I might cry...

You think that'll work on me?

You mustn't make her cry!

Rizel! Don't cry!

Be a good girl and hold it in!

Hang in there, hold it back, Rizel!

Don't cry! Don't cry!

Rizel!

It's no use! Take cover!

Take cover? From what?

Why?

Huh?

Why...?

Why is it out of the question?!

Darling, you dummy!

Hey! Hurry up and stop her!

The house'll be destroyed!!

W-W-What is this?!

Rizel's tears are almost chemically identical to nitroglycerin!

When she gets like this, even we can't stop her!

Don't cry, Rizel! You can live here for now, okay?!

Really?

Yeah.

Really and truly?

It's not like I have a choice!!

I love you, Darling!

But I didn't say you could cling to me!

I was tossed into the setting sun by my husband for the first time!

Hinomaru Construction

This level of damage should be easily fixable.

Even if it were blown up completely, it'd only take 2-3 days...

It's times like this when secret funding comes in handy.

Here, have some happousai before it gets cold!

Sorry about all the trouble. How about another beer?

Aww, thanks!

I'm so excited about our first night of marriage!

No~! I said, "first night"!

Wait for me, Darling!

This has been the worst day ever.

Darling!

W-What is it?! C-Couldn't you at least knock?!

Although I am not worthy, please look kindly upon me.

What's with those clothes?

Aww, c'mon!

A newlywed only wears a kimono liner to bed, right?

Huh?

Here I come!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey!

Ooh, you're so aggressive, Darling!

What are you doing?!

I looked it up in the library,

and apparently, newlyweds do good things while sharing a futon!

What kind of book was that?! If you're going to sleep, go to another room!

But!

D-D-Don't cry!!

Then can I sleep in this room?

I guess I'm all out of options...

Then let's get to it!

Not there!!

You sleep in there.

Darling?

I'm glad that you're so nice to me.

Yeah, right.

How am I being nice?

You said you didn't like it, but you still let me sleep in the same room!

It's cause you're a pain when you start crying!

Idiot!

Aah! No! Wait! Stop!

Don't cry! Don't cry!! DON'T CRY!!!

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

You know that I love you! Dash, dash!

Suki nan desu! Dash, Dash!

Men and women are hard to understand

Otoko to onna wa muzukashii

I have to go research them at the library

Shirabete minakya toshokan de

My darling is just not that into

Toshishita no watashi nante

a younger, little girl like me, but still~

Danna-sama wa kyoumi nai kedo~

Even so, I'm in love

Koi shiterun damon

I'm not about to cry

Naitari shinai

I won't feel down, break down, or run away!

Megenai nigenai kujikenai

I believe that someday, springtime will come for me.

Haru ga kuru hi wo shinjiteru kara

Serious Power, Serious Power Dash!

Honki pawaa no Honki pawaa no Dash!

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

Dash! Dash! Dash! My husband!

Dash! Dash! Dash! Danna-sama

You know that I love you! Dash, dash!

Suki nan desu! Dash, Dash!

Dum-da-da-dum! It's Rizel!

The thing I love is... umm... my husband!

What's important to me... umm... Darling!

Fight, Rizel! You're great, Rizel!

I'll go "hahuhuhu hafuun~!"

Next Time

Monopoly!

Grown-ups' Time!?

Dum-da-da-dum! It's Rizel!

The thing I love is... umm... my husband!

What's important to me... umm... Darling!

I lo-lo-looove my husband!

But he's always angry.

I wonder if he's just tired? Every day can be fun if you smile!

Okay, Darling, it's time for Project Smile!

Let's do our best!

Fight, Rizel! You're great, Rizel!

I'll go "hahuhuhu hafuun~!"

Next Time

Monopoly!

Grown-ups' Time!?