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My baby's home.

How are you? How are you?

I've missed you so much. My gosh, look at you.

Whoa.

Welcome home.

Gosh, it's been so long. You look great, baby.

You look so good.

You look really good, too.

I'm so glad to have you here. Listen, you are welcome to stay as long as you

want, okay?

Thanks, Mom. I mean, it's probably not going to be for too long.

Oh, I'm sorry. Can I get you something to drink?

I'm so rude.

No, I'm okay.

You know what?

You look fantastic, and I'm so glad you're here.

Tell me, what's happening? I'm glad I can help you out. I mean, I'm sorry

you're having a hard time or whatever. What's going on?

Oh, just, you know, the job didn't work out.

All right.

I don't know, like, rent back there is, like, getting so crazy, you know? I just

figured until I kind of figure something else out, it'd be cool to,

you know, to move back in with you.

But I'm just glad you're cool with it.

Yeah, yeah.

But it probably won't be for, like, too long. Like, I don't want to bother you

too much. Well, hey, you can stay as long as you want, all right? We'll get

you back on your feet.

And, my gosh, like, what have you been doing? Like, have you been working out?

Like, clearly you've been working out.

Yeah. Whoa.

A little bit, Mom.

I'm surprised, like, some girl hasn't snatched you up and wants you to, you

know, move in with her.

I mean, like, I had a couple of girlfriends, but it's just, I haven't

been seeing anybody in a little bit.

Oh, my gosh.

Well, you know what? Since your dad has been gone, like, I've been having fun.

I've been having a good time.

I go on cruises now.

I go out to parties. Well, not parties. I don't like a party like that.

So there's a lounge club tonight, and I want to take you with me. You want to

come out with me?

To, like, a bar?

Yeah, like a lounge.

Dress up a little bit. Have some music. Have some food. Come on, come on, come

on. You want to. I have fun now.

Your mom has a good time. You going to come with me?

Yeah, Mom, I guess.

I guess it's fine. Yeah.

so i just got back from this cruise last week too and it's been great i've been

taking vacations i've been going out when i want i'm having a great time oh i

forgot to tell you um so since i've been going out a lot i have like a lot more

clothes than i used to and um so i turned your room into like a wardrobe

like it's a giant closet now there's no bed in there i'm sorry

yeah mom that's fine like i'll just i can just sleep on the couch or whatever

no i won't hear that my son is not sleeping on the couch we'll have to get

it worked out we'll you know order something you know order get a bed in

there for y'all clean it out but um in the meantime you can sleep with me i

have a big king-size bed it's huge it's comfy there's plenty of room okay are

you sure yeah of course i want you to be comfortable i am so glad you're here

honey So glad.

You had too much fun last night.

Oh, shit.

Sorry,

Mom. I didn't realize what I was doing.

My head hurts.

I don't remember coming home.

What's going on?

I thought you were someone else.

Oh, sorry, Mom.

Hey, do you have...

Sorry,

mom. I got a big erection.

And I think we're just... having sex.

Yeah,

we had too much.

Too much last night.

When did you get, like, oh my god.

Maybe you should go in the bathroom.

You need to, like, take care of that.

Yeah, okay, yeah, that's probably good idea.

Really like baby, I don't know that you should touch me like that

You were touching me at that club last night. You were rubbing on me.

Maybe.

I mean, look at you. You look really, like, filled up and, like, I

mean.

Maybe I took really hard last night.

I don't think that's what we should be doing.

Give mommy a lick.