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Hi guys.

I'm Vicky.

Everyone says that... I am a total failure.

Yes! I'm dead.

The one responsible for my death...

Is it my non-supportive father?

Or my loving mother?

My parasite brother?

Or the girlfriend who funds my life? No, none of them.

He's not even from this planet.

♪ I was a loser ♪

♪ Just getting by in life ♪

♪ I don't know where to go ♪

♪ Hopelessly boozer ♪

♪ Blaming my fate all life ♪

♪ I don't know where to go ♪

♪ Just when I hit rock bottom ♪

♪ And blinded by the flood lights ♪

♪ I said I hit the rock rock bottom ♪

♪ And then I saw your big brown eyes ♪

♪ Cuz baby living felt bleak in muddy brown ♪

♪ Then you just turned it all upside down ♪

♪ I was just some blot ♪

♪ You are the twist in the plot ♪

♪ Cuz baby living felt bleak in muddy brown ♪

♪ Then you just turned it all upside down ♪

♪ I was just some blot ♪

♪ You are the twist in the plot ♪

♪ I was just some blot ♪

♪ You are the twist in the plot ♪

♪ I was just some blot ♪

♪ You are the twist in the plot ♪

♪ I was just some blot ♪

♪ You are the twist in the plot ♪

Ew.

Is this your Halloween costume?

What is this supposed to be?

Alien.

An alien?

Is it that bad?

Fail.

Your monster outfit last week was way better.

You'll need a tag for people to know you're an alien.

Huh?

Oh no.

-Hello, darling. -Vicky, where are you?

I'm on my way.

Then why don't I hear your bike?

Well, I pulled over to get some tea.

-Switch to a video call. -Video call?!

Yes.

-Right now? -Yes, right now.

Chechi!

Hey, the little guy's crying. Go tend to that pup.

-Dude... -I'll call you. Okay?

Don't worry, Ryan. Snoopy's going to be just fine.

Let me take a look at him.

Hey! Put it back there. We don't have your size.

No wonder your business flopped!

Excuse me?

Where is your brother?

Josettan is glued to his phone these days.

-Mwah... Did you feel that? -Jose!

Oh crap, Vicky's coming. I'll call you back!

-Daddy! -Buzz off.

Did you bring the kombucha bottle and sticker?

It's in the car, dude.

Man, why'd you drag that brat here?

She wanted to show you her Halloween costume.

Halloween is next month! Am I supposed to audition her costumes every week?

Don't I see your costume every day? What kind of outfit is this, man?

What's wrong with this? Isn't it cool?

We're going to a business meeting. Go change into something formal.

Formals?!

Naveen, come and have breakfast.

Coming, Mom!

Perfect!

Vichu, stop wasting time with those bottles and focus on passing the government exam!

I never said I wouldn't take the test.

First, we get this right... then we'll get that right.

So, we'll get everything right, okay?

-Hey. -Huh?

-Isn't something missing? -No, it looks fine!

-Where's that sticker? -They're all hollow, Pradeep.

Yeah, just bloated and useless, Raghavetta.

-That was for you. -Mom, did you see my shirt?

-You get the sticker. -Huh... no need for that, dude.

-Get it, man! -There was no need for that.

I will decide all that.

Haven't you seen the KFC grandpa?

Just like that, the founders' faces should be right on the front.

That's real swagger!

Snoopy has a selective breeding issue.

So, his immunity is very low.

Even with treatment, I don't think there'll be much of a difference.

But Doctor, the pet shop owners gave it to me saying it was a healthy breed.

-There was a certificate too. -Who can't forge certificates these days?

Shouldn't you check if it's legit?

Where did you buy Snoopy from?

Eden. That big pet shop in town.

Ah, I suspected as much. Isn't that Tiger Thambi's shop?

He's a big time scammer.

If bred randomly like this to get desirable traits, genetic mutation will occur.

But he doesn't care.

Snoopy!

Many similar cases keep coming from there.

It's okay, we'll see.

Look who's here! Vicky sir himself?

So, you do wear formals, huh?

That's just how we entrepreneurs roll.

Oh really? But aren't you late already? Why make a U-turn back here now?

Well... when starting something new, how could I leave without seeing you?

You just need money, don't you?

Yeah, there's that too.

Hmm... what else?

It's Jose's dad's car, so we need to fill fuel.

Then why don't you just ask him?

Well, he was an investor in our t-shirt shop, right?

So after that flopped, he's not very cooperative.

Oh!

Yeah yeah yeah...

How many businesses have you started like this, Vicky?

Will at least this one work?

We'll make it work.

Why the formal clothes? Like you're at a job interview?

You should be chill like me.

Actually, we're totally chill, sir.

This was all his idea to impress you.

See? I told you this plan would backfire.

Just chill out and give him the samples.

Even though he's like this, he's a smart guy.

Komban Kombucha.

Sir, most kombucha on the market today is artificially carbonated.

But this one is completely organic and gut friendly.

It's a live drink, sir. It's still brewing.

But we brewed this in my mother's salted mango jar.

-Note the point. -As real as it gets.

-Sir, please taste it. -Yeah sure.

For a prosperous start, sir!

Excellent.

Huh? Thank you Sir.

Your branding is really good.

Except this one.

This looks cheap.

That was entirely his idea, sir. He forced it.

-We can change that. -Okay, good good.

I'll give you a five-lakh advance right now.

Use it for marketing and packaging.

-Are there five zeroes in that? -Yeah, yeah.

-Yes, there are. -It's correct.

If everything goes well, the balance 45 by the end of this month.

-Happy, right? -Thank you, Sir.

Shoutout to all the haters and boomers who claimed

I just sleep all day and roam around at night...

See this? A cheque for five lakhs!

The Vicky era is just getting started, people. Watch me!

WATCH ME!

What, man?

Nothing!

♪ Sunday, Sunday, fun day ♪

♪ I wanna sleep through this one day ♪

♪ Haven't seen a sunrise since way back someday ♪

♪ But we hustle every day like it's Monday ♪

♪ Sunday, Sunday, fun day ♪

♪ I wanna sleep through this one day ♪

♪ Haven't seen a sunrise since way back someday ♪

♪ But we hustle every day like it's Monday ♪

♪ I'm an artist, a storyteller, a friend of the night ♪

♪ The town calls me useless, boring, not too bright ♪

♪ All day he sits and sleeps around ♪

♪ At midnight, plays songs and roams the town ♪

♪ When roosters crow, he comes home with a frown ♪

♪ No job, no wage, just a useless clown ♪

♪ I don't sleep early at ten at night, I never wake up with morning light ♪

♪ To impress the town and act all nice, I won't play good boy in disguise ♪

♪ There's no lie inside my chest, My head's not hollow, let that rest ♪

♪ I won't rot in fear of what's ahead, Let thoughts run wild inside my head ♪

♪ Let the pen speak the thoughts that live in me ♪

♪ Let poems bloom on blank papers free ♪

♪ My heart is full of colours true ♪

♪ Let me dream and sleep it through ♪

It's healthy, it's gut friendly!

-Hey, give him a Kombucha! -Komban Kombucha!

Try it! How is it?

-Komban Kombucha! -Komban Kombucha!

Happy Birthday, Jose!

Vicky, look! It's Shukkoor!

-Happy Birthday Jose! -Get off me!

-Girls, come closer! Come on! -Yaay!

Who the hell invited Shukkoor??

Not me. Must be Jomol. Isn't she his fan girl?

Bro, don't drink it neat.

You did?

He started a clothing store after seeing our t-shirt brand.

And it's a huge success.

He started a channel seeing our YouTube channel.

1.1 million subscribers.

Man, he's gonna copy our kombucha line next.

He'll rip us off, man. I'm 100% sure.

We don't need him at our party.

What's this?

Just some seed, bro. We'll check it later. Come on.

Jose's special Komban Kombucha!

-For me! -Me too!

-Look at the live video, bro! -That's enough!

Enough! You're going way overboard. Stop it!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

As always, I've brought you to your destination.

Blow.

♪ I wanna sleep through this one day ♪

Please!

Vicky, you loser! I can't stop running to the bathroom thanks to your garbage drink.

I have a store inauguration to attend today, man!

Well, you should've thought of that before chugging free drinks, greedy idiot.

Enjoy your inauguration on the toilet.

Vicky, dude!

I've been stuck on the toilet since morning, bro. My stomach is wrecked.

Are you having any issues?

Man... it must be something we ate yesterday.

Don't panic just because of what Shukkoor said.

Huh?

Around 75 participants of the '4K Run' organised by Union Federal Bank,

suffered from food poisoning.

Authorities say the kombucha served at the event

was the source of the outbreak.

After crossing the finish line,

nearly 75 runners drank the refreshments to cool down...

Phone?

What is this?

Didn't I find this from the Kombucha?

[news continues]

Look, you don't just drop dead from eating strychnine seeds.

If you're trying to kill yourself, stick to rat poison.

His dumb ideas will kill the locals...

Strychnine seed...

Oh shit.

Unsanitary and unscientific production methods

led to this potentially fatal contamination.

The Health Department suspects that

an aimless, irresponsible younger generation...

is the root cause behind such public health hazards.

Okay then...

-Losers! -Jai Hind, Uncle!

To be honest...

It's good this ended without any lawsuits, right, Uncle?

Oh my God!

-I'll go get the car, you deal with this. -Dude...

Dear.

You'll find plenty of better guys out there.

Just think about it.

It's not too late yet.

I didn't do it on purpose, Meera.

You have to show a shred of accountability.

-At least learn to own up to your mistakes. -But this wasn't my mistake!

Enough!

The investors are sending a legal notice, right?

You blew all the advance money, didn't you?

How are you planning to pay it back?

I'll figure it out somehow.

Oh, it's just gonna fall from the sky, right?

Or are you waiting around for Aladdin's magic lamp, sir?

Your father is right.

You are a colossal failure!

-I'm leaving! Do whatever you want. -Meera...

"A failure."

I've been called that a lot.

But hearing it from Meera...

It hits different.

This time, we really screwed up.

-Bro. -Huh?

Meera says both of us are colossal failures.

You don't need to include me in everything.

Why are you talking like that, man?

Because you're a much bigger failure than me. That's why.

Yeah, I get that. It's about those strychnine seeds, right?

But where did they even come from, bro?

I searched the whole house and the yard.

There isn't even a single strychnine sapling anywhere.

I suspect some foul play.

I bet it was Shukkoor.

Oh, absolutely, dude.

He sneaked into your house at midnight,

dropped the seeds right into the jar in the kitchen, and left.

Right?

Why can't he just rob a bank instead?

He doesn't have the skill for that, man.

It probably got mixed up while you were picking nutmeg.

Speaking of the bank...

We still have to return that five-lakh advance.

What if we apply for a loan?

Let's go to the bank tomorrow morning.

Starting tomorrow, I won't be around, man.

Why is that, man?

Vismu asked me to send my CV to a company.

Now, I've got an offer letter from them.

If I don't go, what will they think?

-Jose... -Huh...

You never told me...

Bro...

To be honest, I never had high hopes for this kombucha gig.

But I didn't think we'd crash and burn this quickly.

Yet, here we are.

You too...

No point in doing YouTube anymore, bro. We only have seven subscribers in total.

You're not the right friend for me, dude.

You have zero vision. You're toxic! Total poison!

-Vicky! -Get lost.

Even this poison is better than you! I'm leaving!

Oh, come on... no need to get so dramatic.

-He gets offended easily. -I am a failure, after all!

-All of you, go away! -Do you need some motivation?

Save it for your dad!

-Where are you? -Yeah, tell me Visu.

-No one is home right now. -Where did they all go?

Everyone went to a wedding. They won't be back until tomorrow afternoon.

Should I come over?

-Isn't that why I called? -Family and friends are useless!

Give me ten minutes, I'm on my way.

I'll have my day too!

-Wait and watch! -What do I tell him now?

Bro!

Hey!

Bro!

Jose...

Didn't we start everything together?

And now you are abandoning me?

Vicky...

Sometimes in life, you just have to ride solo.

I'm in that exact position right now, bro.

Just give me the scooter keys.

For what?

Look, I'm a 27-year-old grown man.

Let me go ride solo for at least ten minutes.

You're not riding solo on my scooter, you jerk.

Fine, then wait right here until I finish my ride.

Don't go anywhere else.

-Hope I can ride for fifteen minutes. -Go away!

Go ride solo!

I am all alone now.

I am a failure, right?

I'm a foooool!

I'm not a failure!

I am...

not a failure!

I am not a failure!

♪ Cuz baby living felt bleak in muddy brown ♪

♪ Then you just turned it all upside down ♪

♪ I was just some blot ♪

♪ You are the twist in the plot ♪

♪ Cuz baby living felt bleak in muddy brown ♪

Aliya (Bro)!

Aliya, don't abandon me!

Come, let's go home!

Aliya!

Dude, why the hell aren't you answering?

Bro, my ride got cut short.

Her parents came back early.

Get me back to my house somehow.

What's he saying--

[screams]

Who is this?

Brother! Brother!

What was that scream?

Hey, just look carefully.

Is anyone sitting on my bed?

Still hungover, huh? There's no one there.

Huh?

Broke and drinking cheap stuff, huh?

Okay. Then you can leave. Go on.

Listen, dad said the kitchen bulb is blown.

Get an electrician to fix it, okay?

Do you have cash? Should I give you some?

-Get lost! -Okay bro.

-I definitely saw someone. -Hello? Are you here yet?

-Where are you, idiot? -I'm stuck inside the wardrobe.

What did you spike my drink with yesterday?

Dude, you bought the bottle yourself.

That doesn't matter.

You slipped some powder in it so you could sneak off to see her.

You pass out after two drinks. Why waste all that on you?

-Come and rescue me! -Hold on, that's true.

Then why am I seeing things that aren't there?

There was a strange creature next to me when I woke up.

That's just the hangover! Go back to sleep!

Let me try to escape from here somehow.

I have to go start my new job.

Must be my imagination, right?

Huh?

Imagination it is.

Definitely not!

Tell me the truth.

Who are you?

Are you a thief?

But there's nothing to steal here.

Doesn't this belong to Thanos?

Could this guy be related to him?

An elf's ears!

Frog hands!

A costume that's out of this world!

Is he who I think he is?

Are you waiting around for Aladdin's magic lamp, sir?

Alien?

Ah... Aliyan (Bro)!

Oh wow!

For real?

Yes!

Yes!

How did you end up here?

Didn't you make it to America?

Where's your hometown? Huh?

Do you have any ID on you?

Damn. He can't understand a thing.

Wait, maybe he uses telepathy?

[alien gibberish]

I'm picking up something. Let me try to decode it.

[alien language]

Ah, so you can actually talk?

[alien talk]

Want this watch?

It's yours if you talk to me in a language I know.

Do you know Tamil? Telugu?

Kannada?

Hindi?

I think he's uneducated. No way he speaks English.

English?

English!

Alien?

Good day, Human Aliyan!

Allow me to extend my sincere gratitude for your

generous hospitality on this tiny little planet

you call home.

I have travelled across galaxies from a realm so distant,

that your kind has no name or notion for it.

Yet here I am in your tiny little house.

Oh my God.

-I'm gonna need subtitles for this. -What?

Alien, we're in Kerala.

We speak Malayalam, Malayalam.

Oh... is Malayalam a language?

Watch your mouth, alien. Malayalis will wreck you.

If you have a source, I can learn it.

Source? Hmm...

Mom! Where's the dictionary?

Why does everyone want the dictionary today?

Just hand it over, I need it urgently.

-Your dad took it. -Dad??

-Dad! -P.o.o.k.i.e? What's pookie?

That's way past your demographic, Dad. Hand it over.

-Give it to me, I need it! -Give it back.

Vichu! Eat some hot idlis before you go!

-I don't want any. -Eat it, son!

Actually... I can get him to eat this.

Alien... idli.

Idli?

-Food food, eat eat. -I don't want idli.

-What is that? -This is Malayalam.

Oh! Give it to me.

-Oh wow. -Thank you.

A and Aa...

E and Ee...

Oh-ho...

Ya, Ra...

-La.. -Alien, you study. I go bath.

-Shower. Okay? -Okay.

Do not go out! DANGER!

Ka, Kaa, Kha, Gaaa

[learning Malayalam alphabet]

Vichu!

-Vichu! -[continues learning]

This boy is the limit!

-You wanted the plate? Here. -Why are you acting so fishy?

Wow! Such sincerity!

-Where reach? -A.

Abyss... Absolute...

Atmosphere... Astray...

Great... at this pace, you'll be studying for the next ten years.

What?

Uh... little slow.

Fast, fast.

I can only read this way. Do you have a digital copy?

Err... Where do I?

-What are you doing man? -Where is the port?

There is no port. I'm not a robot.

-Just show it in your machine, man. -Sorry.

[alien processing]

-Alien, only dictionary, no history. -Okay.

[alien learning]

[in Malayalam] Dear Aliyan, I have attained complete mastery over your mother tongue.

Though our origins lie upon two disparate horizons of the cosmos,

it is a sublime marvel that we share this seamless communion.

Let us pledge our mutual devotions to construct a truly affable friendship.

Looks like I've to learn Malayalam from scratch now.

Huh? What is it?

-There's nothing there. -What's this?

Errr... an AC vent.

No! No! No!

Err... That...

-Aliya! -Alcohol...

My energy reserves have been depleted by strenuous kinetic exertion.

Huh?

Oh my god, stop! That's enough!

Aliya!

A temporary relief has now been attained.

-So, you're a big drinker, huh? -Yes.

You've come to the right place.

Can you escort me to a destination?

About that...

How can I refuse the very first thing you've asked me?

-But not in that crazy getup. -Huh?

A makeover is necessary.

♪ I was just some blot ♪

♪ You are the twist in the plot ♪

This is the sea.

Isn't that what you consumed in the morning?

Alien, those were peas.

-This is S.E.A - Sea! -Ah!

You're definitely overdressed.

It's fine. If anyone asks, just say you're a wicket-keeper.

A deep apprehension regarding the total incompatibility of this heavy garment

with the current atmospheric humidity is beginning to manifest within me.

Tell me why we're here before anything else manifests.

Ugh...

-Hello. -Where are you? You weren't at home.

Yeah, I'm a little busy right now.

How can you even be busy?

-Never mind that. Where are you? -I'm with a friend.

Friend? Which friend?

-You don't know him. -Who don't I know?

Yeah, I do have a friend you don't know.

Cut the crap. Just tell me who it is.

Whoa, whoa! Keep the gloves on, alien!

Someone's gonna see you!

-[alien signalling] -Put your hand down!

Put your hand down, please. What's out there?

My cosmic ark lies submerged somewhere within the ocean abyss.

Ark?

I can't see clearly.

The sun is way too bright.

I'm perturbed. I am unable to find it.

Oh! UFO.

It's gonna take you a long time to track that down.

-What will you do until then? -What will I do?

Err...

Not that I'm expecting anything,

but you can hang out with me if you want to.

How beautiful is this Earth and its human inhabitants!

Especially you.

Ha, well, not everyone is like me.

If someone else had found you,

they would've locked you in a lab and dissected you for research.

-Evil people. -Yes.

So whatever happens, keep those hands and ears hidden, got it?

Yes.

If so, we can have a blast here.

Welcome to Kerala.

La Bomba Ni Cosa.

So be it.

Just like that, I finally won the lottery.

An interstellar lottery, sent to change my destiny.

♪ UFO mode ♪

♪ Need a brand new Ford ♪

-Aliya! -♪ Interstellar ride ♪

♪ Hop on board ♪

♪ UFO mode ♪

♪ With an alien guard ♪

Hey Vicky!

♪ Need a safety pod ♪

♪ And luck, a whole load ♪

Get whatever you want. It's my treat.

Want a fritter? Go ahead, try it!

What food is to you humans, alcohol is to the citizens of my planet.

-So, only alcohol? -Yes.

-No food? -No food.

Oh my!

♪ And luck, a whole load ♪

♪ Oh my God ♪

♪ Oh oh my God! ♪

♪ Have mercy and show me a way out ♪

♪ Oh lights of heaven ♪

♪ Oh grains of earth ♪

♪ Have mercy to lift me from this state ♪

♪ Look, a total zero in an unreachable world ♪

♪ Suddenly the hero to an aimless dude ♪

♪ Is it the feed of a brand new algorithm? ♪

♪ The entire flow of life is changing ♪

♪ A world spinning completely upside down ♪

♪ A battlefield ruined by endless wars ♪

♪ Is this a tag from some other planet? ♪

♪ Just watch the show of my life unfold ♪

Only highly potent alcohol provides me with energy.

-Aliya. -Yes.

Pray tell, why are the damsel and the gentleman in the shadows of the fourth row

pressing their lips together?

Where?

Huh?

I can't see a thing.

I see an identical occurrence taking place to my right as well.

It's pitch black in here. How can you even see that?

Night vision?

-Move! I've got no brakes! -Freeze! Pull the vehicle over!

We'll catch you eventually. You'll pay for this then!

Doctor! Doctor!

Please check Snoopy!

Madam.

What happened?

He's vomiting, not eating, and completely unresponsive now.

Okay, okay, don't panic. Let me take a look.

I'm sorry.

What do I tell my son now, Doctor?

Petition addressed to the Honourable State Animal Welfare Officer...

A local individual is currently profiting from the illegal breeding of animals,

using a pet shop named 'Eden' as a front for his operations.

Colluding with an animal scientist in a private laboratory,

he produces exotic animals through unauthorised breeding

and exports them overseas.

This operates as a highly organised syndicate.

The animals birthed from this facility

are highly susceptible to fatal diseases,

resulting in drastically reduced lifespans.

To him, laws are merely pieces of paper scattered in the wind.

He employs a notorious faction of armed mercenaries to enforce his operations.

A notorious local thug handles all the heavy lifting for him.

Including that, every illegal activity in this city traces back to one mastermind.

Thambi, widely known as 'Tiger'.

Tiger Thambi.

He's cold-blooded,

merciless... and a born criminal.

♪ Who let the Tiger out ♪

♪ Who is the king, O servant, say? ♪

♪ A heavyweight ringmaster ruling the play ♪

♪ "Mogambo is pleased!" ♪

♪ From the grand old line of villains, all the way ♪

♪ He's a bold baddy ♪

♪ With a moon-bright head shining gladly ♪

♪ A gold-standard sinner, bad and flashy ♪

♪ From the grand old line of villains so classy ♪

Having personally worked under him for a while,

the information provided here

is just a fraction of the crimes committed by his syndicate.

If you dig in deep, he's a global threat!

This petition is submitted to bring this critical matter

to your immediate attention.

Therefore, I urge you to take swift, decisive legal action

against this network immediately.

Sir, this is her latest complaint.

She's sent several before this, too.

A former employee

holding a personal grudge against me and my company.

Professional jealousy.

-Dismiss it with that excuse. -But, Sir...

You may leave now.

We can chill at the resort tonight. Also we have a special two-headed chicken.

-You'll eat that, right? -I will. -Come then, son.

♪ Who let the tiger out? ♪

This is a bit spicy.

No spice is too much for Thambi.

Don't you have a clinic to run, Doctor?

Why can't you just stick to that?

Why get yourself mixed up in all this activism?

-Right? -Yeah!

See... that's exactly why we fired you.

Nobody really fired me.

I walked out myself, remember?

And for your information, my clinic is thriving.

Oh, sure it is... But because of that...

word on the street is that a lot of animals are dying there...

because of your gross negligence. Isn't that right?

Yes.

If anyone files a formal complaint,

you will lose your job.

And if you come crawling back to us after that,

-we won't be able to hire you. -Yes.

-Is that a threat? -Hmm?

This isn't a threat.

-It's hearsay. -Yes, it's hearsay.

But if you stick your nose into my business again...

it won't just be your career that vanishes...

-it'll be your head. -Huh?

Ah... Remember that.

Shall we leave?

What are these chips, man?

I had warned you! Jolo chips can't be sweet, can it?

Damn it!

Did the threat work?

She does look rattled. Shall we have some dessert now?

The subscriber is not answering calls right now.

Aliya.

What's your real name?

[alien language]

Huh?

No, actually...

What brought you to Earth?

I didn't mean to come here.

I just ended up here.

So, you got lost and landed here, huh?

Is... your home somewhere over there?

I mean, your planet.

Utilising merely your naked vision,

it cannot be spotted.

-Oh. -However, I can make it visible to you.

Uh... how?

This is my galaxy.

What you see over there,

is my home planet, Ethanos.

It's nothing like this place.

Everywhere you look, it's just alcohol.

Aha.

Then why did you come here?

Allow me to explain.

At the primary university back home,

both my parents are highly respected professors.

They imposed an absolute regime of discipline upon me.

Since my academic performance was subpar,

and solely to protect their elite social standing,

they subjected me to relentless studying.

Socialising with my peers,

or bathing in the alcohol rivers...

such pastimes were strictly forbidden.

Then, the day of the final exam arrived.

And as usual,

I failed Quantum Mechanics catastrophically.

The lab instructor informed my father instantly.

My father severely reprimanded me that evening.

I was utterly devastated.

Consequently, until my father's immense wrath subsided...

I opted to take a brief leave of absence.

Fortunately, adapting to any planetary biosphere

is an in built trait for us.

So, I commandeered my grandfather's vintage space-ark,

charting a course for our neighbouring planet.

Regrettably, fortune was not on my side.

I lost all navigation, suffered multiple collisions...

and the ark ultimately plummeted onto Earth.

Ah!

So you flunked an exam and ran away?

More or less.

Man, if that were the case, I should have left the galaxy years ago.

Do you know how many backlogs I still have?

Backlogs?

Failed exams.

I've practically made an art form out of flunking.

Your little setback is nothing!

Hakuna... Matata.

Hakuna Matata?

-What's that? -Haven't you watched Lion King?

Hakuna Matata means...

no matter what happens in life,

"No worries. Let it go and move on!"

That is an exquisite philosophy.

This projection setup is seriously cool, by the way.

Reminds me of school field trips

to the planetarium...

-to see the solar system. -Oh!

You know about the nine planets, right?

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars...

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto.

Wait, Pluto got kicked out.

What happened to it?

Apparently, it's too small or didn't meet the criteria or whatever.

-That's pretty much it. -Just like me.

Hey, can I just call you Pluto from now on?

-Pluto? -Yes.

Pluto. How does it sound?

Pluto...

Pluto!

Pluto... let's get down to business.

As far as we know, these are the aliens known to have visited Earth so far.

So whose superpower from this lot do you have, bro?

Just think about it.

-Aaa. -Huh?

Oh crap! That's Jose!

Man... I am in deep trouble!

Wait. Based entirely on a single clarion call,

how did you deduce the identity of your friend?

Please enlighten me.

-Clarion call? -Horn!

See? Now that's the kind of superpower we humans possess!

Hey, Vicky!

He's gonna be up here any second.

Let me go intercept him before he comes inside.

Aliya, please go hide somewhere for now!

So be it!

Bro, just open the door.

Bro!

-Open up, it's me! -What is it now?

What's wrong with you?

You're dodging my calls...

I never even see you. I got a job, but you are the one who's busy?

Yeah, well, I'm busy. Come back later.

Busy doing what?

Did you start a new venture without telling me?

Yes, but I can't talk about it right now.

Oh, so I'm just a stranger to you now?

Pretty much, yeah. So what?

Fine, then I'm gonna see exactly what you're hiding in there!

Hey, stop messing around!

-There's nothing to see! -Get out of my way!

Cut it out, Jose!

Why do you look so nervous?

-Who's nervous? -Oh, so you're totally calm, huh?

-What's in there? -You rascal.

What's your problem?

Tell me the truth, bro.

Are you cheating on Meera with some other girl in here?

Oh god, no!!

Oh...

So this is your new venture.

-Well, you see... -Writing and selling comics, like Tinkle!

Nice. That's actually a great idea.

Exactly! Glad you finally get it. Now, you should get going.

I doubted you for no reason, bro.

So you stay here, writing stories.

-I'll take off then? -Yes, please leave.

Hey! There's nothing back there!

No, wait! Stop, stop!

So... this funny-looking Rain Man is your new friend, huh?

How do you conjure

such mesmerising sorcery at your fingertips?

It is truly astonishing.

Oh, please... it's just a minor talent of mine.

-The name's Jose. -A deeply majestic nomenclature.

What? Why is he talking like that?

Is he not a Malayali?

He's not even from this planet! Now get over here.

Come on, man.

Bro, I actually have a great story about a jackal!

-Just leave! -Let me work with you guys.

Oh, please. Weren't you supposed to be way too busy with your new job?

What do you mean, busy?

I'm completely free on weekends!

Sorry, but we're strictly looking for full-time partners.

And we don't have room for a third partner at the moment... right, Pluto?

Wow. So you just dumped me the second you found a new friend?

Rascal! Don't forget who abandoned me at the beach in the middle of the night!

-Out! Get out! -I knew you were still pissed about that.

-Don't stay here another second. -Hey, brother!

I'm telling you this for your own good, all of this guy's ideas are absolute flops!

-Get lost! -Save yourself while you can!

Go find some real work!

We aren't safe here any more.

-We have to move our base. -Then so be it.

Yes, so be it.

And just like that, using this alien's superpowers...

I decided it was time to finally make it big.

With a lean build like that,

I bet you run faster than The Flash.

Let's find out, shall we? Okay?

Go!

Huh?

This task is beyond my capabilities, Aliya.

Okay.

Ready, FLY!

Fly, Pluto!

I said fly!

Shucks!

Lift it!

Pluto, you can do it! Come on!

Lift! Upwards! Lift it.

Use your mind power.

Make it float in the air!

Make it float, Pluto! Come on!

Lift it up and show me! PLUTO!

You can't run...

you can't fly, and you have zero strength.

You've gotta have some kind of power, Pluto!

Just think hard!

Shit!

Wait! What if you've got healing powers?

Let's try that, shall we?

You've seen Jadoo from Koi... Mil Gaya, right?

His main superpower was healing wounds.

Shall I slice my hand open?

Don't you care about me, Aliya?

-Don't do it, Vicky! -If I bleed, you'll heal me, right?

Vicky, please, no!

Vicky, this is a massive mistake!

Fine, I'll just slice the tip of my finger then.

Oh god! Blood!

Do something, Pluto!

Do something, Pluto!

What kind of foolishness have you done?

-Just heal it! -How?

I don't know... try blowing on it!

Oh no, it's not stopping!

-Should I spit on it? -Yes, spit, spit, spit!

-Pluto! -There is only one alternative left.

Let's head to the hospital.

Thank God I didn't end up slitting my wrist.

My mom's prayers are the only reason I'm okay right now.

Listen... there is something I need to disclose.

Tell me.

You know your current situation on this planet and in this household, right?

Well, the truth is...

I was in an even more pathetic state

back on my own world.

Meaning, I'm an even bigger failure than you, Sir.

What is this?

So...

you seriously don't have any superpowers?

The only actual thing he can do is see in the dark.

That only helps with burglary, nothing else!

96,362 rupees in debt.

How on earth will I pay this back?

How will I ever face Meera now?

Jose will start looking down on me again.

Won't I just look like a total fool in front of society?

Your assessment of the situation is entirely accurate.

Drop the fancy vocabulary!

You're an intergalactic failure, but you talk like Shakespeare!

Here! Watch some reels and memes and learn to talk like a normal person!

Got it?

Wait, what about alcohol?

No alcohol!

I need a couple of drinks today!

So be it.

[audio from different reels]

I really like someone.

[indistinct chatter]

Meera has been ignoring me for nearly three weeks.

If I don't turn things around quickly, I'm going to lose her for good.

Bro, if you keep being so skibidi, she's gonna think you're sus.

Huh?

Upgrade the drip game and apply the rizz, bro.

Do I really need to teach you this basic stuff, bro?

Great. You jumped from one extreme right to the other.

Can you please find a middle ground?

Don't be neg, man. We've got this.

That works.

At least you're finally speaking a language I understand.

But honestly, what's the point any more?

My whole plan was to show off alien tech to everyone.

-That's screwed now, right? -Yes, screwed.

Wait, I think there's a way out of this.

What if you strip all of this off,

and give her a massive surprise?

Eww, gross! No way!

I've never even exposed myself to anyone back in my own world!

There's no way I'm doing it on Earth.

Oh god, no! Not like that!

I just mean, if she sees your actual alien hands and ears...

she'll realise you're an alien, right?

Then she'll be surprised, right?

Ah, there's a certain rizz in that.

Exactly.

For a second there, my brain went straight to a dirty human double meaning.

Forget about it.

Come on, let's go surprise her right away.

Yes, let's do it.

Alright, let's roll!

Wait right here, bro.

-Move in only when I signal you. -Okay.

I need to capture her reaction when she sees you.

I'm recording a video, okay?

Wearing shades at night? That's kinda cringe, bro.

Cool people wear shades whenever they want.

-Ugh, whatever. -Just wait here.

Next-level cringe, man.

SURPRISE!

It's me...

What's the matter? Do you need money?

Or... did you mess up again?

No, seriously, it's not that.

I just wanted to see you.

Vicky, I've spent the last two weeks trying to get a hold of you!

And you completely ignored me.

I actually came over tonight to explain exactly why I did that.

So, is listening to your problems my only job?

Who do I talk to about my problems?

Huh? What problem do you have?

Yeah, right.

Never mind. Forget it.

See? Where else am I ever gonna find such an understanding girlfriend?

You won't.

Not anywhere in the world.

-Exactly. -So, let's just end this.

End what?

Vicky, I need a break.

Break?

You mean like a breakup?

-Yes, exactly that. -What?

Meera.

Please don't say that.

Are you serious?

Vicky, leave me alone.

-Meera! -Go away!

Why didn't you give me the signal?

I just heard the loud sound of a slap.

Was that meant to be my cue?

Aliya.

-She's gone. -So what?

You told me so yourself.

No matter what life throws at you...

"Let it go and move on!"

Look, Meera's gone. Let's move.

The things I have to witness on this Earth.

What's next, bro? Gonna drop a sad rap?

♪ The girl I held close to my heart is gone ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

♪ All the fun in my life has packed up and gone ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

♪ What I saved in the bank rolled straight to the bar ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

♪ Monday and Tuesday got mixed up so far ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

♪ The lottery I won got torn and withdrawn ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

♪ No cash in my hand, I'm flat and overdrawn ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

♪ God knows how many backlogs I've dragged along ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

♪ Everything I touched went completely wrong ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

Have you ever managed to handle a single thing in your life responsibly?

Get your act together for once!

It's not like what I usually say.

This is your absolute last warning.

Last warning!

♪ The pain, the pain inside my heart ♪

♪ What agony, what a mournful part ♪

♪ A plea, a prayer to forget this ache ♪

♪ But even my brandy turns out fake! ♪

♪ The girl I held close to my heart is gone ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

♪ All the joy in my life has packed up and gone ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

♪ What I saved in the bank rolled straight to the bar ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

♪ Monday and Tuesday got mixed up so far ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

♪ Let it go and move on ♪

Aliya.

What now, you dog?

I have a secret to tell you.

Spill it.

I can actually reverse time...

for up to sixty seconds.

-Seriously? -Yes.

I've watched my lab professor do it before.

So simple.

Then rewind what just happened!

Only my professor can do it.

I'd need the spaceship to actually make it work.

And where exactly is your ship?

It crashed in the ocean, right?

Are you sleeping?

Just go to sleep, man.

Good night.

It's from the Motor Vehicles Department, Raghavetta.

-Where are you going? -To Manali! Got a problem?

Does he even know how to ride a scooter?

Oh God!

I sweep all day, but it never gets clean.

-No more warning after a last warning! -Oh no!

Vichu!

What are you doing?

-Vichu, get over here! -Let go of me! Let go!

-Dad! -I've completely snapped!

Dad, why are you pouring petrol on an electric bike?!

I'm not pouring it inside...

-I'm pouring it to set it on fire! -Oh god!

Why?

Every single traffic fine on this bike is in my name!

-How much? -18,000 Rupees!

What is this, Vichu?

You honestly still think he's gonna pass his government exams, don't you?

Like hell he will!

How's he gonna pass that when he still has college backlogs to clear?!

He hasn't cleared them?

Haven't you grown as big as an ox?

Still no sense of responsibility?

So you were fooling me about the backlogs, huh?

Well, Mom... I...

The only peace of mind I had about you was that she was in your life.

You ruined that too, right?

Pathetic!

Both father and sons are a lost cause.

Where on earth did you go?

I'm parched. I need some alcohol.

Alcohol, of course.

Seriously, I have never seen such a colossal loser in my entire life.

As an alien, you should at least possess one single superpower!

Oh, wow. Why don't you think about my situation?

Think of all the incredible places I could have crash-landed.

There are so many liquor barons out there!

Instead, I got stuck with you. Talk about bad luck.

Yeah right, talk about bad luck!

I am not buying you another single drop of liquor.

Go find it somewhere else if you want it so bad.

-Fine, I'll go source it elsewhere. -What?

Where are you going?!

-To drink alcohol. -Where exactly?

I know the route to the local bar.

-Like hell you are! Get back inside. -Watch me.

Sit down and don't move, alright?

-No. -Huh?

I want alcohol.

[Regular Bar]

Will you believe me if I told you something?

I found an alien.

But he's totally useless... a complete loser.

If it were my brother who found him,

he would've scored the Isaac Newton or the Einstein of that planet.

But look at my luck!

But I swear, he's a 100% genuine alien.

Do you even believe me?!

You have to believe me...

I'm telling the truth.

-Do you believe me, brother? -Nope.

Someone, please just believe me.

I HAVE AN ALIEN WITH ME!

Not a single soul is gonna believe me.

I believe you!

Huh?

Ever heard the saying that when you hit a dead end, a new path always clears?

Well, this is my new pathfinder.

Conspiracy theorist,

sci-fi novelist,

Reddit Mendoza.

-I believe you, bro. -Huh?

-Trust me. -Are you saying that because you're drunk?

No.

You said you have an alien with you, right?

Yeah.

I want to listen. Tell me more.

Do you have trust issues?

I am a foool!

From everything you're telling me, this guy is just playing dumb.

He's spying on us by using a clueless, innocent guy like you as his cover...

planning to eradicate the whole human race

like a dangerous intergalactic terrorist.

A traitor.

A predator.

A dictator!

Dispose of him somehow.

-Huh? -I know someone.

Who?

Thambi.

Tiger Thambi.

To describe him--

Alright, that's enough.

Skip the intro.

Just tell me how to get rid of the alien.

Fine, I can set that up. Follow me.

This is Thambi's base of operations.

Just walk right in. No need to be scared.

-Wait, you aren't coming with me, bro? -No, we have some indifferences.

-Oh. -Make sure you ask for at least fifty.

Fifty thousand?

Fifty lakhs! It's an alien, bro!

Go!

Jackal...

Crocodile...

-What's this? -This one's original.

-What do you want? -Err...

A p... p...

If you want a pet, go to a pet shop.

No, I'm not here to buy.

I want to sell.

Trust me, kid, there's nothing I don't have. I have everything.

But what if it's something you don't have?

Star Tortoises, two-headed oxen, barn owls, ivory tusks...

I've even got high-grade ambergris.

-Thambi Sir, stop. -What?

What if he's a cop?

Are you with the police?! Are you recording me?!

I'm just joking! I don't actually sell ivory!

Cut it out, Thambi Sir.

I'm not a cop, I swear.

What I have is something unbelievably rare.

Must be something that's not even from this Earth!

-Correct. -Huh?

-What exactly is it? -Lean in.

Alien.

Huh?

-Alien? -Yes.

Alien.

-From outer space? -Mm hmm.

How how?

I was having a drink at Klappanancode beach...

and he literally walked right out of the ocean.

That was probably just a local fisherman.

No way!

I literally watched his spaceship crash-land!

I swear! Just look at this... look at this remote control.

So where exactly is this spaceship now?

-It sank into the ocean. -Sank. Of course it did.

-And where's the alien? -He's at my house.

At home? Classic!

But hold on... I'm not just gonna let you see it for free.

If you want to see the alien, it'll cost you 5... I mean, 50 lakhs!

50 lakhs?

Who the hell sent you here?

Mendoza. Reddit Mendoza.

The scoundrel who scammed me by putting star stickers on a regular tortoise!

-Malla! -Yes!

Make this flying saucer owner fly right out of here!

No, it's a real alien... I swear it's real! Just listen!

On your feet, pal... let's move.

-It's a real alien! -I'll tell you everything!

The remote! Give me back my remote!

-No one wants to believe the truth. -Golden toads, cobra pearls...

barn owls, two-headed oxen...

-star tortoises, and now an alien. -That baldy is mad!

I seriously wanted to smack him!

Didn't quite go as planned, huh?

There's someone else we can try. He lives a bit far away.

Even if you don't get cash, you'll definitely become famous. Let's go!

Fame it is, then.

Searching for fame, we ended up...

at the BSRO chief scientist's house.

You guys are talking to the wrong person.

I'm a scientist.

-Correct. -The one you need is a psychiatrist.

-Huh? -I'm already seeing one.

I literally have a video of me drinking with the alien!

I am calling the police right now!

-Out! -Come, come.

-Cops. -Out!

Cops! Calling cops, come on.

-Can you book us two flight tickets? -To where exactly?!

Washington, D.C. That way we can walk right into NASA and expose everything!

I've been meaning to ask you for a while now...

Is there something wrong with you?

-Well, a lot of people tell me that. -Right.

-Just hold this, I'll be right back. -So...

-Flight tickets? -I need to get the money first, right?

-Just stay put. -I'll be right here.

-I'll be reading this book, right here. -Oh, okay!

[scanning complete]

[scanning complete]

[scanning complete]

EUREKA!

EUREKA!

Tiger! Tiger!

The material in this glove isn't from Earth.

It's otherworldly.

Give it to me in plain terms.

The circuitry and integration...

are easily a century ahead of ours.

Look at him exaggerating, like he knows what the world will look like in 100 years.

-Tiger. -Hmm?

This is alien tech. I'm sure about it.

My conviction is never wrong.

Thambi, it's a lifetime settlement.

[phone rings]

Hello?

Bring the alien down to my place.

I'm ready to pay you.

50 lakhs!

Just as you demanded.

-Where are you going? -To drink alcohol.

Hello?

-Hello? -Yes.

Money isn't an issue for me. Tell me! How much do you need?

You can decide.

Okay?

I don't want your money! Hang up!

What on earth did I actually do last night while I was wasted?

I wish if it was a nightmare.

But by the time I finally woke up to reality...

it was already too late.

That kid wasn't even scared of you, Thambi Sir.

People will pay fortunes to get their hands on that alien.

If such an item has truly set foot on Earth...

Tiger Thambi will be the one to capture it.

Done!

Yes, just stop right here... Thank you.

Aliya!

Aliya!

Aliya!

Aliya! Wake up, Aliya!

Aliya, please get up, Aliya!

Oh my!

Oh God... Pluto!

-Bro, can I get a bottle anywhere? -No. It's the first of the month.

-What about the black market? -No chance. You won't find anything.

Damn it!

Twenty six...

Vicky??

-Hello, Jose? -What's up, bro?

Bro.

Has that weird Rain Man finally left your side?

I need a bottle of alcohol right now.

You haven't called me in ages, and now you hit me up just for a bottle, you jerk?

-Jose please listen! -You've got some nerve!

Hello? Hello??

Oh no!

[gasps weakly]

There's nowhere left for us to search.

Keep walking like this, and we'll end up in Dubai.

Crap!

If it were hidden somewhere obvious...

the locals would have spotted it by now.

Tiger... I suspect the vessel is utilising alien stealth technology.

Either camouflage or total invisibility.

It's got nothing to do with stealth.

Didn't that kid say the alien crawled out of the waves while he was having a drink?

-Yes. -Malla.

-Get us a boat. -Yes, Sir.

I've got nothing on me.

I finished my whole supply.

But I know this ex-military guy...

I'll give you... his number.

He's a bit of a jerk, but check with him anyway.

Tell me, Boss.

-Hello? -Dad!

-Thanks, Uncle! -No mention!

Tiger, I'm telling you, the spaceship is invisible.

Boss, don't waste your time listening to this idiot's crazy garbage.

That kid totally played us.

And made us lose sleep for nothing.

Idiot.

That day, for the very first time, I prayed for someone other than myself.

Someone who had stood by my side like a true friend...

I betrayed him over a bottle of alcohol.

I don't know if there's any coming back from stooping that low.

Eureka again!

Oh God.

My convictions are never wrong.

Argh!

♪ The skies are tumbling down The trembling tremors are ticking around ♪

♪ Trickin' it, treatin' it, wickedly weaken it Ain't no hero in this decaying town ♪

Move over, Trump's America...

Tiger Thambi's Kerala has an alien of its own now!

♪ Who let the Tiger out ♪

Damn!

Mom, where's the key to Dad's room?

-Why? -It's urgent. Please get it for me.

Vichu, I'm not giving you a single penny from now on.

Mom, I don't want money. I just need to grab a bottle...

-A bottle? -Oh no!

Have you turned into a total drunkard whose hands shake without a drink?

It's not for me, Mom...

How could you come straight to your mother and ask for a bottle of liquor?!

Uh... well...

Will you believe me if I tell you something?

-What? -I've decided to clear my failed courses.

I've even brought a studious friend with me.

And the guy has never tasted whisky before.

He said if I get him a bottle, he'll help me pass all my exams.

It's for him, Mom.

I won't touch a single drop of it. I swear on you, Mom.

Place your hand right here and swear!

I swear! I won't drink even a single drop.

Oh! But still...

Please, Mom!

Pluto...

Pluto.

Aliya...

Aliya, drink.

Bro.

B... Bro!

Huh!?

Aliya!

Sorry, Aliya!

-Vichu. -Huh!

-Vichu... open the door. -Mom!

Vichu!

-What is it, Mom? -Step aside.

Move aside!

So, is this the friend who can't even fall asleep without a drink?

Y... Y... Yes.

What's your name?

Err... Pluto!

Pluto?

Hey!

Yes... I am Pluto.

So... can we get back to studying now, Mom?

-Mmm... -Alright then.

This is strange!

Wonderfully strange!

The structure, the material, the design...

Tiger!

Curious stuff!

But...

I'm unable to open it.

What?! Am I the scientist here, or are you?

Just open the damn thing!

Thambi Sir...

-Should we use the other tool? -Which one?

It packs quite a charge, you know.

-Tiger! Tiger! -Huh?

-I cracked it... -Eh?

I cracked it!

How? Tell me how?

-That... -That?

Only the alien itself can unlock it.

Look, joke all you want, but...

Thambi sir!

Since we already have his address...

why don't we just rough him up and drag the alien back here?

But how would you recognise the alien?

-Can't we just ask? -Ask who?

To the alien.

-I'll know the alien when I see him. -My foot!

Look!

Let me make this clear!

I don't care what rat hole he's hiding in,

I want him dragged right here!

Here?

Hey!

Hey!

Where's the money for that bottle you took yesterday?

-Come on, Dad, are we really keeping score? -There is no "us" here.

That bottle was meant for sale. Pay up.

What are you staring at, Vichu?

-Don't take it all! -Is this all?

-What about the rest? -What are you, a loan shark?

That's military quota liquor!

Plus, it's Gandhi Jayanthi, a dry day!

For the time being...

can you just make do with this? The rest, I will--

-Pradeep! -Yeah!

Tell the workers we won't be needing them out in the fields today.

-Okay! -I've found an alternative.

-Alright, Raghavetta! -Found who?

-You! -Huh!?

Me?

So this is him?

The friend who came over for a study session?

-Yes... -Why is he in the wardrobe?

-His name is... Pluto! -Hey!

-Are you Pluto? -Are you Raghavan, dude?

Huh!?

Oh no!

Aha!

Tell you what.

Bring him along!

Both of you better be out in the fields within fifteen minutes.

-Huh! -You heard what I said?

Why the hell is he dressed like that?

-My God! -Pookies these days...

Why are you calling my dad 'Raghavan'?

-So your dad isn't Raghavan, bro? -Pluto!

Hey, don't...

I'm out!

I sense something!

The distinct aroma of delicious sambar!

That's what took you so long to figure out?

Look!

There's not a soul in sight around here.

Shall we come back in two days?

The Boss gets back tomorrow afternoon.

If we don't track down that alien before then, we're dead meat.

-Look! -Okay.

Vicky... That Raghavan guy...

-Huh? -Huh?

Show some real work ethic, just like 'Uncle' over here.

Hey! Is this how someone dresses to do field work?

No Dad, because he was hot, he wore this to block the cold...

Hey bro... here's your rice gruel. Mom sent it.

Watch out! Don't get mud on my shirt, I have a meeting.

Here, hold this.

What is this, man? A temple offering?

-Damn! -There it goes... dropped!

Right into the cow dung!

Dad, I'm taking off. I'm late for the office.

Okay, son.

-Hi Naveen! -Bye!

Does this guy never go home?

Don't mix it!

Go dig!

Take him with you.

-Go! -Okay, Uncle!

Here, take this.

Look at his gloves and shoes! Where is he from?

Speaking of gloves...

Where is my gauntlet?

-Gauntlet? -Yeah.

My spaceship's remote control!

Oh no. That's back at Thambi's den.

Incredible.

So your master plan was to sell me out completely, huh?

Aliya!

I swear, it was just a stupid, drunken mistake.

We'll find the remote.

For now, dig!

Dig?

Watch me!

-The alien's a goner, man. -What?

Didn't you see? They're digging a grave!

Stop talking garbage and keep your eyes glued to him!

-Yeah right. Then you do it! -Huh?

Man, there is no alien. Just hang up the phone!

-Vicky! -Don't ever call me again.

Ugh! That Thambi guy is such a pain!

Looks like he won't stop until he hunts you down.

Forget fifty lakhs...

even if they offer a crore or two,

I trust you not to sell me out.

Hey! Would I ever do that to you, bro?

-That... -For now, grab this sack. Come on.

Grab that white sack too.

Huh?

What is this stuff?

-Huh? -Huh?

-Wash! -Hand wash?

No...

Mouthwash!

We can brew enough alcohol to last you a lifetime, completely free!

-Really? -Yes!

-How is it? -Wow!

Someone is brewing liquor here!

Hey Pradeep!

You've been brewing illicit hooch here this whole time?

-I'll teach you a lesson. -Genius!

Think it's gonna rain?

Huh!

-About three feet tall. -Yeah!

-Kind of a round build. -Yeah, yeah...

And he's staring out into space, like he's communicating something.

This guy is definitely the alien!

Are you sure? One hundred percent?

See... I am an intelligent guy.

You don't have the brains to question my conviction.

Okay.

Are you sure that's actually the alien?

Tiger... haven't you seen the movies?

Aliens are usually short.

Then what about Aamir Khan in 'PK'? Tell me!

That's Aamir Khan, not Amitabh Bachchan. Have you seen Aamir Khan?

Have you ever seen an alien before?

-Well, I just found one, didn't I? -I was right there with you!

Hey! Stop bickering and just go grab him!

Consider it done, Boss!

♪ I will rise up ♪

♪ Slowly from the ground ♪

Oh no!

Gotcha, you little alien!

So, we ferment the 'wash' by adding yeast, sugar, and some fruit.

Don't you hear a bizarre noise of some creature?

-Nope! Listen to me! -Okay.

Then, we steam it in a pressure cooker to let it vaporise...

and boom, we get pure alcohol.

That's hooch.

That's what we're going to do now!

Then, let's sit together and have a few drinks.

Oh, no way. I'm done drinking.

I promised my mother.

-Really? -That ain't right.

Well, then I'll just drink alone.

-I didn't promise my mother, did I? -That's true.

On my planet, my grandma and I drink together.

Shush!

Shush!

I think Pradeep is inside.

Who the hell is that?!

Huh!?

Oh, no! I'm busted!

-Huh! -Nice guy Naveen!

Okay, I like this kid.

-Hey! -Dude, save some for me too!

-Where is the door? -Stop! Catch him.

You jerk!

It's incredible stuff!

It's fresh out of the cooker.

Just tell me the truth.

Who are you, really?

Fine, you want the truth?

I was just playing the good guy in front of the family.

The truth is, I'm a total fraud. Even my college degree is fake.

While I sit at home with my college backlogs, you...

Scored a corporate job with a forged degree.

After trash-talking me as a worthless drunk in front of everyone, you...

Brewed hooch with Pradeepettan and chugged it down.

Man, how did I end up in this absolute circus of a family?!

-Is there any more left to drink? -Uh... no.

You've been playing us all along, you absolute fraud!

No!

What if Dad finds out both his sons are total failures

and drops dead from a stroke?

So I figured, one screw-up per house was more than enough.

Ugh! You dog!

But that's not why I made this batch. There's another reason.

Like what?

For that, I'll need to cue a flashback.

Keep it short. We have other work to do right after.

Just spit it out, man.

Speak!

This is my girlfriend, Shreya.

This is her dad.

Hold on, stop right there!

Wait, you have a girlfriend?!

Wow! Let the boy speak. Carry on, man.

So during our first meeting,

Uncle asked me...

So, Naveen... join me for a drink, man.

And you actually drank with him?

Well...

There's no harm in taking a social drink to be polite.

-Cheers! -Uh... Cheers, Uncle!

Uh... Uncle...

Huh?

That didn't stop there.

Once we start drinking, no one in our family

ever stops at just one, right?

Hey, these aren't even imported!

Uncle, this is trash liquor!

What kind of cheap stuff is this?

Uncle, you need to come over to my place.

I'll brew you some mind-blowing, high-proof stuff myself.

Then you and I are gonna sit down

and drink my own special brew.

Won't you do that, Papa?

With your truly...

-Lovely son-in-law! -Naveen!

Love you, baby! Muah!

Ugh.

Look, since everything is already completely screwed up, just let her go.

Huh?

You should elope, bro.

Give it time, pop out a grand kid, and the old man will cave.

I watched this soap opera yesterday called 'Her Family',

and this was the exact plot twist.

Shut up!

She was the only real thing in my life.

Brother, make this happen for me.

Get lost!

I'm not helping you trick some poor girl.

Oh come on, she already knows what a complete lowlife I am!

It's just her father we need to scam.

If I do this, will you stop the scams and clean up your act?

Yes! I promise I'll change for real.

You need to step up as my big brother and get this done for me.

-Am I not already your big brother? -Aren't you?

Then you've got to do it.

After all, you're the only one I can call 'brother', brother!

I'll try.

I am a fairly progressive person.

Us too!

-Vignesh... -Yes... tell me!

-We can tolerate some bad habits. -Okay.

But how can I marry my daughter off to someone who brews his own hooch?

-Uh... Can I say something, Uncle? -Yes.

Actually, our granddad was a big drunkard.

He literally drank himself to death, spitting up blood.

So we...

So alcoholism just runs in your family?

Absolutely!

No uncle, no! My point is...

It was to pay off the massive debts our grandfather left behind that...

our father joined the army at just sixteen.

While making long-distance calls from the frozen peaks of Siachen...

he would repeatedly tell us young kids, just one thing:

"Never touch alcohol, my children!"

"Never touch alcohol."

So, you're doing all this illegal brewing behind your father's back?

Never! Both of us are total teetotallers, Uncle!

-Huh? -In fact...

neither of us has ever even touched alcohol yet.

Honestly, I think you're the real troublemaker here, Uncle.

Yeah...

You forcing him to drink is what caused all of this.

He only drank to look cool in front of a cool guy like you,

instead of looking like a fool.

But he just didn't have the capacity to handle it.

When a guy who never goes finally goes, he makes a massive splash... right?

Oh shit!

Correct!

Uncle, if our father finds out that Naveen drank,

it will break that poor man's heart.

Oh, I can't even imagine!

Oh God!

What did I do?

After making that poor boy drink,

now you ask "what did I do?"!

You know one thing?

My daughter is lucky to have a family like this!

-Oh no! -Where is Naveen?

He must be around somewhere.

He's waiting outside, ready to beg for your forgiveness on his knees, Uncle.

-Shall I call him? -Yeah, call him!

Naveen!

Naveen!

Dad, please forgive me!

Shouldn't I be the one apologising to you?

-No, it's definitely on me! -No, me!

Will someone just say it already?

-Then you say it, Dad! -We don't do this back home.

Sorry, son!

Hey, let's go.

Well, we're getting late. Shall we leave?

Seeing all this love, I really can't wait to meet your family.

Uncle, make sure you visit before that feeling passes.

You can meet everyone.

Okay. Bye, Uncle!

Oh my!

Huh! Isn't that Jose?

♪ Wassup? ♪

Roll down the window!

Open up, man!

Perfect! The whole gang is here!

Hey, please give Jomol a ride home.

I need to talk to these guys in detail.

-Shall we go? -Where to?

Just to a place.

Hi Jose!

♪ Wassup? ♪

-Bye, man! -Okay!

The pure joy of buying a drink with your own hard-earned cash for the first time...

I want to experience that today. Here bro, drink up.

Dude, didn't I tell you I quit?

I've got real responsibilities now.

Oh, shut up before I slap you!

Don't think your best pal is flexing just because he got his first pay check.

This is just my generosity!

Just look at it that way. Drink!

Down it, bro!

If you want, you can force him. He might drink.

Yes.

-No, you drink first! -Ha!

Didn't he literally just say he quit?

Hey, I didn't mix any water into that!

Oh no, wait, water!

Water? What do you need that for?

Bro, don't drink it neat like that!

Your inner bud will get scorched.

Inner bud? What's that?

It's an organ shaped like an avocado right around here.

-It'll burn to a crisp! -Oh! That's new information.

Bro... he's one of us, man!

-You bet he is! -Should I pour you another?

Don't bother pouring. I will drink from the bottle.

Huh?

-Hey! -Seeing that suddenly just...

-Huh? -Yeah, drink up, drink up!

Hey, buddy... another bottle over here!

Will one be enough?

-Huh? Yeah, it might be. -One is enough.

After that, we'll order the next one.

Psst!

[whistles]

[continues whistling]

Bang! Hey! Hello!

Psst!

Who are you people? Let me go!

You think your friend is coming to rescue you?

-Tell me! -What friend?

From which planet are you from?

I am from Kattakkadavu! Kaithala House!

Just go down to the junction and ask around, they'll tell you about me.

-Huh? Tiger! -Huh!!

I ran his blood work.

It's human blood. O-negative.

It's a rare type!

This guy isn't an alien.

His sugar, cholesterol, sodium, and creatinine are completely normal...

but his uric acid is a bit high.

-I'll be careful hereafter, Doctor! -Hmph!

Don't give me that garbage!

What kind of scientist are you?

Didn't you look through the binoculars and swear he was the alien?

And now?

Kidnapping costs a lot of money!

What happened to your conviction now?

My conviction went wrong once again.

Give me one more chance! You've got to give me one more.

Mmm? Mmm.

♪ Wassup? ♪

Gloves, a headset, and a damn hoodie in this blistering heat!

What, is he from Palakkad or something?

What's wrong with this guy?

Bro, didn't I tell you? He's a little peculiar.

-Is it rheumatism or what? -Yeah! Exactly that.

Well, why didn't you say so!

Chicken is the absolute best cure for rheumatism!

Oh no! He doesn't eat chicken.

-Wh... why is that? -Only alcohol!

-Chicken works great with alcohol. -Bro, don't give it to him!

-Only alcohol. -Bro, listen!

-Only.. -Eat it, man!

-Hey, eat it, man. -Jose...

-Swallow it! Down the hatch! -Hey, listen to me!

Oh no!

We're so dead!

Hi...

backbenchers of the bar!

It was him... Jose.

Brace yourself!

-Will we be thulped? -Hell, yeah!

Guys, lay off him, seriously!

Feel free to beat up the other guy. This one is innocent.

Hey...

Hey!!!

One inch punch, Ow! Didn't work!

How dare you touch my boys!!

How dare you touch me!

Move away, you!

Hey!

Hey Jose, snap out of it!

Someone is bleeding to death, and you are just screaming!

Is this blood?

It's green!

What is he, a baby Hulk?

No! I am an alien!

I waited so long to get my first salary, just to buy drinks for an alien?

-I'm such a fool! -Jose!

Learn to hold your liquor, man!

My hand is the one that's cut here!

Keep that thing away from me!

Just let me out before this creature bites my head off!

Pluto is harmless, he won't do anything.

Pluto??

Is this a dog or cat to raise at home with a cute name like that?

Where are you guys taking me?

Jose, sit still, man. Hey, I said sit still!

An alien?

Yeah.

Get lost, Vicky. Always coming up with some prank.

You're unbelievable!

No, it's not a prank. Just trust me.

Just leave, Vicky. I need to lock up and head out.

I'm not leaving!

-Have you been drinking? -Oh, didn't you know?

I officially quit.

So, did you move on to psychedelics?

But your pupils look normal!

Meera, if you don't believe me, just ask Jose.

Uh... Meera, I can explain!

I don't trust him at all.

Oh, okay.

Will you believe it if you see it with your own eyes?

Be gentle.

Careful!

Oh my!

-Ha! Told you! -Oh my!

Green blood! See? Told you so!

Look at his ears!

They're pointed!

-Do you believe me now? -Vicky...

Vicky...

What am I looking at?

Is this really an alien?

I'm getting scared!

I reacted the exact same way at first.

You'll get used to it after a while. Okay, baby?

[alien language]

Huh? What is it, bro?

Instead of standing there providing commentary,

just stitch me up, Doctor Meera!

Wait, you know Malayalam?

What language do you think I'm speaking right now? Just stitch it!

Here.

-I can't watch this! -Vicky, don't go, Vicky!

Vicky! [alien language]

Stitch!

Seriously though, if we're talking aliens...

which planet could it possibly have come from?

-Pluto! -Huh?

My head is spinning a bit.

I've been feeling dizzy for a while now.

That's why I didn't come inside.

-Probably for the best. -Brother...

I dropped Jomol home, okay?

Shreya and her dad said they're coming to visit next week!

Here, have a laddoo.

-No way, I'll throw up. -Come on, take one.

Then you have it, big brother.

Take it!

Thanks! Where is Pluto?

-Inside! -Inside!

-Cool, I'll go give him one. -Whoa, where are you going?

-To give him a sweet. -No, give it to me. I'll take it!

-Just let him give him his laddoo! -Yeah, I'll go give it to him!

Brother Pluto...

That laddoo is gonna explode!

Let it explode, man!

Why should he miss out on the party?

Hey, one...

Two... three!

Huh?

[Naveen screams in horror]

Thank you for giving me this ethanol alcohol!

Oh, okay.

Quiet, Pluto!

Meera...

I've really quit drinking, you know.

-This is good stuff. -I even registered for the exams...

to clear my failed papers.

Mm... That's good!

When should we come back to get his stitches out?

Want some?

I didn't see this concern in our matters!

-No, it's not like that! -Oh, then what is it?

I'm just bad at expressing my feelings.

Ah!

-Now there's no need for that, right? -Love! Love!

You have to give me one more chance.

What?

No, I... Pluto, stop!

We're trying to have a serious conversation here.

-No, it's... -Hmm?

Just give me one last chance.

Can't give you that.

But I can put you on probation.

Probation?

You wouldn't get it, bro.

It happens when you get an actual job.

Yeah, go ahead and mock me!

Keep making fun of me all you want!

But trust me, I'll pass this probation.

Music!

♪ With one single look, you killed me that day ♪

♪ In your twinkling eyes, I saw myself stay ♪

♪ With humble words, you struck my heart this way ♪

♪ I can't get enough, no way ♪

♪ With your chilli charm, you're all I see ♪

♪ Naughty, twisty, you're always after me ♪

♪ Slowly I became your vine, maybe ♪

♪ I can't get enough, believe me ♪

♪ On a lonely night, with no one around ♪

♪ In thoughts where we meet, a thousand stars are found ♪

♪ Shall we sit and talk, with starlight all around? ♪

♪ Like an arrow no one shot, you entered my heart ♪

♪ My soul softly smoked, then flamed into art ♪

♪ Are we blooming today like two halves, one part? ♪

♪ Hey, magic, magic lover mine ♪

♪ You're an endless stream divine ♪

♪ O doll of love, say you'll be mine ♪

♪ Hey, magic, magic lover mine ♪

♪ You're an endless stream divine ♪

♪ O doll of love, say you'll be mine ♪

♪ Hey, magic, magic lover mine ♪

♪ You're an endless stream divine ♪

♪ O doll of love, say you'll be mine ♪

♪ Hey, magic, magic lover mine ♪

♪ You're an endless stream divine ♪

♪ O doll of love, say you'll be mine ♪

-It's tight, right? -Yeah!

-Make sure it doesn't loosen, okay? -Okay, bro!

-Otherwise, all secrets will be out! -Oh no!

Back when I was at the border, I used to sing like this too.

-Oh, really? -Thank you Thank you!

Great!

[alien language]

Pluto!

What are you up to?

Why are you standing alone out here?

Someone's gonna see you. Here, take this.

It's nothing, Aliya.

With every passing day...

it feels like home is getting further and further away.

I've got parents back home too.

And I'm starting to feel like I'll never see them again.

Hey, you've got us, right?

No matter what,

I don't belong here, Aliya.

I'm tired of hiding behind this disguise.

When will I be able to just walk around as myself?

We'll find a way.

What way?

Huh?

-Hmm. -Ah.

-This is who? -Who?

It's definitely him!

-Huh? -Yes!

Tiger!

This isn't just one of my usual wild guesses.

Like a little wind-up toy orangutan,

he's glued to Vicky all the time.

-If my conviction is correct... -Don't start again.

He's disguised the alien

and is parading him all over town.

And what a disguise, Thambi sir!

Dressed up in a nice mundu with a sandalwood tilak...

he's walking around like a proper Malayali lad!

I saw it with my own eyes.

Tiger...

He is indeed the alien!

I am sure about that!

Where would he be right now?

-There's a queue, Thambi sir. -When has Thambi cared about queues!

How dare you push Thambi sir! None of you will go back alive!

You can't enter. It's a costume party, man!

♪ Zombie, zombie, yes Papa! ♪

♪ On a simply moonlit night, come along, don't brood ♪

♪ You alien little sweetheart dude ♪

♪ If it's gone, let go the mood ♪

♪ Smiley, smiley, don't be rude! ♪

♪ On a simply moonlit night, come along, don't brood ♪

♪ You alien little sweetheart dude ♪

♪ If it's gone, let go the mood ♪

♪ Smiley, smiley, don't be rude! ♪

♪ Messy lock, cultural shock ♪

♪ Come along, Halloween midnight rock ♪

♪ Show me some moves, feel the groove ♪

♪ All the ghosts rave as they move ♪

♪ Messy lock, cultural shock ♪

♪ Come along, Halloween midnight rock ♪

♪ Show me some moves, feel the groove ♪

♪ All the ghosts rave as they move ♪

♪ Under the pala tree, dear, what if you see a nail? ♪

♪ What if she comes close, teeth clenched, ghostly pale? ♪

♪ What if her eyes throw lime at you without fail? ♪

♪ She comes close and whispers in my ear, Zombie, zombie, yes Papa! ♪

♪ Many are the tricks, but my steps won't stray ♪

♪ Plenty are the hurdles, but I won't turn away ♪

♪ May the Maker kindly show me the way ♪

♪ May I climb fate's peak one day ♪

♪ Left and right, flip and search around ♪

♪ Cross the hurdles, rush and fight your ground ♪

♪ Drink and drink, bite down, climb the mound ♪

♪ Pant and tremble, come back and show your sound ♪

♪ Zombie, zombie, what a night! ♪

♪ Disco lights blink in the eyes so bright ♪

Hi!

Nice costume.

Are you the drinking type?

Of course!

Cheers!

♪ In a fight, there's no wrong or right ♪

♪ Son, there's no wrong or right ♪

♪ Zombie, zombie, yes Papa! ♪

♪ On a simply moonlit night, come along, don't brood ♪

♪ You alien little sweetheart dude ♪

♪ If it's gone, let go the mood ♪

♪ Smiley, smiley, don't be rude! ♪

Pluto!

Come!

♪ Creeps a zombie thought undead ♪

♪ Why say more? What's the need? ♪

♪ Smiley, smiley, don't be rude! ♪

-Guys! Let's go! -Dr. Meera! Escape!

Come, Meera!

Hey! Who are those guys?

Why the hell are a jungle hunter and a fake Pulimurugan chasing us?

-What? -I have no idea.

Oh my God!

Where is Meera?

Meera?

Chechi...

Dude, Meera didn't get in the car!

Thambi!

Thambi?

You moron!

When you take off, aren't you supposed to make sure everyone's actually in the car?

Meera isn't in there with you. She's right here with me.

Hand over the alien, and you can take her back.

Deal? So it's your call...

whether you want Meera, or the alien!

I'm waiting.

-So he really is an alien, huh? -Yes!

No way!

Hey Vicky! What do we do now?

I'm waiting!

Welcome! Welcome!

Loki a.k.a. Vicky!

Come!

Let Meera go!

Hand over the alien first!

He's all yours.

-Come on, alien boy! -Vicky!

Let's take your ship for a spin! Come on!

Thambi is not a scumbag!

Take the girl and clear out!

Tiger, tell them we won't let her go until he unlocks the spaceship.

Hey!

Open up this piece of junk first, and then you can take her home.

Hi, how do you do?

Give!

Huh!?

Vicky, are you really going to just leave him behind?

Why aren't you saying anything?

You don't know what Tiger is capable of.

Wow, it's opening!

Please listen to me!

Meera, come on. Let's go!

Hey... don't try to play smart with me!

-I'm going in first. -Of course!

Huh!!

Wow!

My dear son...

Where are you?

Ever since you left,

your mother hasn't touched a single drop of alcohol.

Do you even have a plan?

Tell me, Vicky!

Stay out of danger.

This universe is full of cheats.

Beware!

Vicky!

That space ark of yours is getting pretty old.

It's pitch black in here.

How can you even see that?

Night vision?

Before anything happens to you,

you need to come home.

We'll be waiting for you.

Oh no! I'm falling into a black hole!

-Thambi sir, I'm falling too! -Professor!

Professor, save me!

Shut up, Tiger. It's just a power outage.

-Oh no! Where's the alien? -Malla, that's not me!

Vicky!

-It's me, Pluto! -Oh, sorry bro!

-Don't make me lose my temper! -Don't say that!

-How's the idea? -Good, but shouldn't we escape?

-Yes, we must! -Come on then! - Okay.

-Thank you. -Where is the alien?

Where is the glove?

Oh no! Oh my god!

-It's closing! -Open it!

-Slowly. Go straight. -What the hell did you just do?!

Do you know how hard it was for me to get this thing here?!

Down!

-Where's the alien? -You started hitting random buttons,

-the power went out, -Where's the alien?

The alien probably escaped thanks to your utter stupidity!

-Jump! -Thanks, Aliya!

Go straight.

-Jose, start the car. -Josetta, they are here.

Let's go!

Didn't I say I wasn't the one who cut the power? Didn't I?

Sorry, Tiger!

-I think, once again-- -Your conviction was wrong!

Yeah!

I suspect this alien has night vision.

We had him right in our hands, and you let him slip away!

We haven't lost him yet, boss!

They're going to have to come back here.

Sir, based on the data we received from NASA,

a UFO has crashed in the Arabian Sea.

We only picked up the signal when it was recently activated.

When we traced the coordinates, they led right to the Klappanancode area.

Did you just say Klappanancode?

Yes, sir.

Let me tell you one thing. I want to go home.

Pluto, we just barely escaped from that place.

Are you saying we should walk right back into Thambi's trap?

I don't care!

Hear me out!

Let's figure it out together, make a plan, get ready, and then we'll go.

Oh, what's wrong with Pluto?

-Mom, I'll explain. -What? What's going on?

-I just want to go home! -Oh.

Is that it?

We can easily sort that out.

Hey, Naveen...

Drop him off in Palakkad.

My home isn't in Palakkad or Changanassery!

-Then where is it? -Aliya, I want to go home.

-Calm down, kid! -Vicky come, let me talk to you.

-Just drop him off! -Mom, please calm down.

-Listen to me. -We'll fix this. Come on!

Doesn't he need to see his father and mother?

Dude, you calm down!

Think from his perspective.

If his parents call, shouldn't he go?

That's true.

But if we rush out without a plan,

Thambi will trap us.

Ugh! This man has been calling non-stop.

Hello, this is Professor Unnikrishnan, BSRO.

What you told me that day... it was all true, wasn't it?

So, I've sent my colleagues and the media over there.

Oh God!

Hey! What on earth is happening here??

-Huh!? Is he an Alien? -Dude...

Don't just stand there staring. Tell her my correct address.

-Outer space PO! Mom, come here! -Let go of me!

-Come here, let me explain. -What's going on here?

-Meera! -Dad, it's not what it looks like!

-Things have completely blown up. -I'll call you later.

Hey, everyone knows. My phone is blowing up.

Yeah, I know.

The police and the military will be here any second.

We are completely finished.

-That scientist just called. -Bro, what do we do?

This is a massive mess! Should we just run?

Bro, they are coming to capture Pluto.

Before that happens, our only choice is to head over there.

There is no other way.

-Should I come too? -Yes.

Let's go together. Isn't his spaceship over there?

Before everything goes completely south, we've got to get him off this planet.

-Why is a truck pulling up here? -Stop right there!

Uncle, this isn't a wedding to tell everyone.

He's an alien, right?

Uncle, please hang up. We have a much bigger problem here...

-Naveen! -Huh?!

Did you guys even look for me?

Where did you go?

Does anyone care about what happened to me?

-What happened? -Where's your brother?

My brother... he's over there!

Vichutta! Some maniacs kidnapped me, claiming you have an alien with you!

We actually do have an alien, Pradeep.

Really?

-Here he is. -I am the alien!

I knew it!

I'm the one who took a total beating meant for him!

-Hey! -Huh?!

Oh, here comes the next one!

Didn't you say he stopped drinking?

Come here!

He said he was doing group study, but he was actually brewing hooch!

-Get over here! -Dad!

-Stop it, Raghavetta! -Huh!?

We have way bigger problems right now, and you're worried about this?!

Pradeep!

Please get him out of here, sister!

I told you to get over here! Come on, walk.

-Did you know? -What?

-Our Pluto is an alien. -An alien?

-Guys, come on! -Go and check out the news.

This is the endgame!

-This is the last... -Wait a second!

-Are you trying to motivate us? -Yes.

-Just trying to get us pumped. -Worst timing ever, bro.

I need to get home, it's late.

I'm losing my mind here, and he's giving a pep talk!

Come on guys! We're gonna kill it! High five!

Those scared of speed, go sit in the trunk.

Hey, hey, hey! Pluto's not even in the car!

Oh, damn, we're full. Catch the next one!

Are you kidding me?! Shouldn't I be the one going?

-After all, I'm the alien here! -What is it, dude?

-Pluto! -What is it, Mom?

Hey, at least one of you get down.

Son... Pluto...

Tell me, Mom!

What should I pack and send with you?

I couldn't make any banana chips, banana or round fritters.

Mom, there's no time to sit and eat these fritters, that's why.

Oh dear.

Aren't you going on a long journey?

-Keep this with you! -Thank you, Dad!

When you both get time, come visit me.

-Let's chill. -Huh?

-Oh, what a great dad! -Dad...

The cops, the army, the press; they're all coming.

They will ask all sorts of questions, over and over.

Don't let anything slip. Okay?

Oh my! What?

This secret goes to the grave with me. [quoting from "Drishyam"]

Dad!

I am proud of you... my son!

Mom!

-I'm off. -Yeah!

See you if I ever come back!

Control room calling. Intensify patrolling in Klappanancode and surrounding areas.

Over.

An alien... in Kerala.

An alien has been found at the house of a youth named Vignesh Raghavan.

Unconfirmed reports claim an alien is at the house

of Klappanancode resident Vignesh Raghavan.

Indications suggest BSRO officials and police are arriving at the scene.

We don't have proper visuals yet.

Global hysteria kicks off as an alien presence is detected right here in Kerala!

This is a monumental milestone for mankind,

completely eclipsing Neil Armstrong's historic walk on the moon!

Upstairs, sir.

You're Vignesh's parents, right?

We need to search this house.

Hats off to our scientists who were completely useless!

The blame is completely on this guy, Vicky.

He found a global threat like this, and didn't inform anyone.

[news continues]

The shocking story of how Vignesh found the alien!

-It's a wild story! -Guys!

Control room calling. Vignesh's location has been traced.

I know we're walking straight into danger.

This is the biggest fight of my life!

And I have a promise to keep!

♪ Here we go 100 ♪

♪ Every week go 100 ♪

♪ Go against us and be stunned ♪

I knew...

you would come back.

I left something behind last time.

I'm just here to get it.

But to do that, don't you have to get past me first?

Huh?

Killing the power and running away...

let's see you try that again!

Technical error!

Guys!

Nobody runs!

-Okay. -We got this!

Huh?

Hand over my spaceship, you Tiger scumbag!

Bingo!

Wow!

Ne... xt!!!

Oh, miss!

Oh... damn it!

Stop right there.

Pluto, down!

Oh God, save me!

-Aliya! -Huh?

Breaking news! UFO found in a local warehouse!

According to the latest reports,

there are whispers that an actual UFO might be hidden

inside a secret warehouse owned by Tiger Thambi.

Let go!

-Malla! -Yes?

♪ Who is the king, O servant, say? ♪

♪ A heavyweight ringmaster ruling the play ♪

♪ "Mogambo is pleased!" ♪

♪ From the grand old line of villains, all the way ♪

♪ He's a bold baddy ♪

♪ With a moon-bright head shining gladly ♪

♪ A gold-standard sinner, bad and flashy ♪

♪ From the grand old line of villains so classy ♪

You will rot and die here without a drop of water!

-Aliya! -Huh?

Got it!

Nooooo!!!

This Dracula is the master of the dark.

You'll need to do way better than that to catch me!

Kicked it open for nothing! We could've just used the handle!

Hey, look! The bottle Dad gave me! My energy drink!

At a time like this?!

-What's up? -Everything is okay.

Okay, I'll check if anyone is coming.

Okay. Come, come!

Pluto! Go!

Pluto, get over here!

Hurry up, hurry up!

-What's happening, Pluto? -It's not working.

Oh no!

Hey!

-Oh no! -Hey, wait! Get lost!

-Lift me up! -Swoop down on him!

Kick him!

Oh no, you might fall!

Huh?

Aliya!

-Aliya! -Huh!!!

Aliya!

Yes...

I'm dead!

And we are defeated!

But for those who have lost over and over again...

God sometimes throws them a cheat code and tells them to go win.

And this was our second chance.

The bloody... second... chance!

I can actually reverse time...

for up to sixty seconds.

Did I imagine that?

Time reversal!

Aliya!

Dr. Meera, don't you worry about a thing.

Go bust some noses!

Pluto's got your back for the rest!

Action!!!

Take this!

Come on, Vicky!!

I'm not dead yet!

Oh yeah?

I'm still not dead!

I will burn your spaceship today!

Oh yeah?

Yes!

Still not dead yet!

-Oh no! -Right arm over the wicket!

Screw this, I quit!

Pluto!

That's enough. You can leave!

There are many of us here. We will manage.

Go!

Aliya!

Leaving all of you behind...

do I really have to go right now? Can't I stay a little longer?

Aliya! Don't mess around!

The police and the army will be here any second.

Everything we just fought for will be for nothing!

-Then, I'll leave? -Yeah!

Yes.

-Alright, I'm off. -Yeah!!

Bye.

Thanks, Aliya!

Honestly, shouldn't I be the one saying thanks?

When you showed up, I was a complete failure.

Now, I finally have the confidence to actually make something of my life!

Same pinch!

-See you on my next trip. -Okay!

Until next time!

[Alien language] Until next time!

Vicky!

No matter what life throws at you...

"Let it go and move on!"

Hey!!

Stop!

I said stop!

Someone needs to get down!

Wow!

♪ I was a loser, Just getting by in life ♪

And just like that, after completely transforming my character arc,

Pluto headed back home.

♪ Hopelessly boozer, Blaming my fate all life ♪

And life went back to normal.

♪ I don't know where to go ♪

♪ Just when I hit rock bottom ♪

♪ And blinded by the flood lights ♪

♪ I said I hit the rock rock bottom ♪

♪ And then I saw your big brown eyes ♪

Aliya, it's me, Pluto!

I actually passed Quantum Mechanics!

Using what I learned, I rigged a little gift inside these headphones.

Using its buttons,

you can travel thirty seconds forward or backward, bro.

Want to pause time? You can do that too. Enjoy!

Huh!

Time...

is completely in my hands now.

To everyone who called me a total failure,

I've only got one thing to say.

It's my time now.

So I finally put my foot down and told Pluto straight to his face...

"Pluto, this isn't your alien planet.

This is Earth.

And humans like us are the ones calling the shots here."

"You can't just come down here and show off like this."

That single warning completely put him in his place.

After that, he talked things out with us,

we became really close friends,

and we honestly had an absolute blast living together.

He actually shared so many details about his world,

but if I cram all of that into this vlog, you guys will get bored.

So I'm saving the best details for the next upload.

Until the next vlog drops,

Josettan is signing off!