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Did you see the girls, the new guy at the university?

Yeah, he's so cute.

Who? Laurent. Laurent?

Oh, he's fat.

Oh, he's beautiful, this guy. He has beautiful little fingers.

He's so fat. Yeah, well padded and all, it's really nice.

By the way, like Dave, he looked at you, didn't he? In the

corridors. Yeah, well, you too.

I would like to do it, in any case.

He has a girlfriend or not, you know?

Oh, it's not a problem.

Oh, it's not a problem.

We just have to play a game.

What kind of game?

I don't know. We're going to draw the short straw. The one who wins has to do

it.

Short straw... Short straw, I think there's not enough effort. For a guy

like Laurent, we have to... I know you, you're going to cheat.

It's not a good idea. Yeah, that's true.

Otherwise, we can do a hide-and-seek.

Oh yeah!

That's a great idea!

For those who want to hide for the longest time, tonight they will have the

right to do something with you.

So it must be a big question.

Well, the one who wins in hide and seek, she does it.

Does it work?

Yeah. Well, I start.

I start? Okay.

It works.

Well, you count and... How far?

Oh, up to 10.

And I hide.

Does it work?

Okay. Don't look at me then.

Let's go!

One,

two, three, four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, ten.

What are you doing there, miss?

I thought the house was abandoned.

We're working on it.

We're still working on it.

It's been a while since it was abandoned.

We've been working on it for a few days.

I was thinking of hiding here, in a corner.

Why do you want to hide here?

I'm playing a game with my friends. We play hide and seek to win a guy.

To win a guy?

Yes, there's a great guy named Laurent.

She wants to do it, so we're playing a little game.

You're playing a little game?

Yeah. Where are your friends?

They're looking for me, so I have to hurry.

Listen, come here.

I'll show you, there's a little corner up there that we haven't attacked yet.

If you want to hide. But I really have to be well hidden. Yeah, yeah, there's

no problem, you'll be well hidden.

I'll show you this, you'll see, you'll be well hidden.

Gérard, you'll be very well hidden.

I hope so. They won't find you.

They won't find you.

Don't worry, I'll take care of you.

Don't worry, I'll take care of you. Don't worry, I'll take care of you.

Don't worry, I'll take care of you. Don't worry, I'll take care of you.

Don't worry, I'll take care of you.

Don't worry, I'll take care of you.

Don't worry, I'll take care of you. Don't worry, I'll take care of you.

Don't worry, I'll take care of you.

But don't love my friends too much, otherwise I won't be able to kiss him.

Really? So the point of the game is that I'm well hidden.

And who's better than me?

He's good, he's a good guy.

Really? Can you imagine? It's all your girlfriend.

It's going to pass you by, Laurent.

Oh my god, yes.

While there, we could still take care of ourselves a little bit. In addition,

you're hidden anyway, so... Rather than staying to do nothing.

Well, I can maybe train. Yeah, I like you, I like you.

Really?

Do we just have to train?

Yeah.

I only have one cousin.

For now, you let them run, your girlfriend.

Yeah, we don't want them to hear us.

Otherwise, I'll get locked up. I don't hear anything.

I don't think that's the question.

Thank you.

And tell me, are you sure you're not going to put a hat on?

Are you going to kiss me if I don't do it?

Maybe we'll try to get ready to talk.

Oh.

Hello! Hello!

Is that us?

Yes, hello!

We have a girlfriend of ours.

Oh yeah? You wouldn't have seen her with a girl, would you? No, we do work all

day long. No, we do work all day long.

Oh no, we haven't seen anyone.

But why are you looking for her?

Well, I don't know.

We have a girlfriend on the other side. We found a cute guy in the room.

My name is Laurent, and we made a bet that if we manage to find her, it would

be our turn to hit Laurent.

It's called hide-and-seek.

Oh, I see.

Have you been looking for her?

Yeah, we're trying to find her.

We've been looking for her for a while now.

That's nice, you should come and visit us. Certainly, but we might have to find

your girlfriend.

Yeah, I don't know where she is.

Well, you're going to give her a hand, aren't you?

Yeah, we're going to look for your family.

OK.

Bye.

What? Your girlfriend isn't here?

How is she?

Well, she's a big bitch. She was hot.

Oh no, I didn't see her.

Why are you looking for her?

I'm the one who lost her. Because we played a game.

And the one who will sleep with the most hidden people will have the right to

make a little mess with you tonight.

It's not a big deal.

I'm here.

No, but you're not the only one.

You don't like me?

No, but you're so cute.

No, but...

You're going to do it, look, she's not here, your girlfriend. Do you want us to

look for her again? If you're going to find her, well, yes, I'm going to win.

No, she's not here.

What's up, Roger? I don't feel like calling you.

So, frankly, I don't want anyone.

It's weird, she didn't fly away.

Come on, it's good this time, if we won't find her again, your girlfriend,

it's over.

I wonder where she is.

She must be well hidden.

You're going to lose. You're going to lose.

Tonight, you're going to spend the night alone and you're going to spend the

night together.

C'est vrai que je n'ai pas trop envie de passer la soirée comme ça.

Ah ouais?

Alors, qu'est-ce que t'en penses?

Je ne te plais pas plus que ton petit Laurent.

Non, pas autant. Non, pas autant.

C'est vrai que je n'en ai pas autant.

Tu vois?

Minyan Kamsa.

Okay.

so so

Okay.

Shhh.

Well, she's not here. Well, no, you see, there's no one.

Well, you see, your girlfriend is not here anyway.

No.

But well, I mean, your little friend Laurent is nice, but if you lose your

bet, you won't hurt me.

Yeah, but I don't care. It's Laurent that I want.

Okay, but it's me. For now.

Enjoy it.

Oh, I don't know.

Well, you see, you have it.

Yeah, well, we'll try.

We'll see. We'll see how you do. I have nothing to lose.

You have absolutely nothing to lose.

It's cute, all that.

Are you ready?

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

I'm going to stick a little pick.

With pleasure.

You don't have any more?

Never. In service, never.

I feel like I'm going to love this song.

You can't regret being here.

No, I know.

That's awesome.

Hmm. Hmm.

Your little cat is as welcoming as your mouth.

What happened to you, Jesus?

I don't know what I'm talking about.

You've been hiding for a long time.

You still haven't found your girlfriend? She's been looking for me everywhere.

She's good, isn't she?

I told you.

I need to get some more blood.

Thank you.

Bye. Bye.

You're gonna feel good, little girl.

Oh, you have a fever.

Oh, my God.

Mmm.

I just can't get back up.

All right.

Oh, wee.

Oh,

wee.

Oh, me. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.