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All right, move it. You're in my spot.

Ah, what do you mean your spot?

I don't see a sign seating or names in this motherfucker.

What do you call me?

Huh?

Huh? Ah!

Fuck it, I'm deaf anyways.

All right, move it. I'm not moving unless we duel.

You want a fucking duel, do you, huh? Yep.

Ah!

Oh my gosh.

What is going on here?

You guys know each other from the war. What's going on? Don't fight like that.

This man hasn't been my friend since the war. Ever since he tried to steal my

girl. Your girl? No, she was my girl, you rat-faced bastard. You guys, stop

it.

Grandpa, don't you recognize me?

I'm your step-granddaughter.

Oh, sweetheart.

Of course I do. What's the matter with you? Who are you? You don't recognize

these beautiful girls?

No. Oh, you kind of look familiar.

My eyes are up here. I'm just saying, sweetheart.

I haven't seen you in a long time. Oh.

What? You look great.

You have your mother's...

Height! Yes. Yes. That's what you have. Yes. She's actually four inches shorter

than me. Yes. You look like you're doing well.

You look wonderful. I am doing well.

Well, you guys need to make it up now, okay? No more fighting.

Stop. I don't know. We haven't been friends for a while ever since he tried

to steal my wife.

That's not true.

It's not your wife. She was the town whore.

Stealed my wife. I respected her.

I rented her out.

You guys make it up. No, Grandpa.

Apologize right now.

I'm gonna fuck your granddaughter.

What? What did I say? I said I like DeLoreans.

Yes, of course. Do you want to see the rest of this house?

I guess.

Yeah, a tour would be nice. A tour would be nice.

Can you help me up the stairs?

You should take a seat.

Just take a seat.

You don't look like you're doing too well.

Oh, Tammy gets me all worked up. It's my heart.

Can I help?

Could your heart, darling? Would you mind?

Would you mind getting my heart medication? It's in my medicine cabinet.

Just tell me which...

It's right down the hallway here. It's the second door on the left, right in

the medicine cabinet.

Okay. Thank you. I'll be right back. Okay.

I brought you some water and your pills.

I'm on the right-hand side.

Yes.

It's got a funny taste to it.

What are these?

I got them like you said. They were on the right hand side of the medicine

cabinet. This isn't my medication.

What room did you get these from?

The bathroom, like you told me.

The second door on the left?

The right hand side. Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I grab the wrong ones?

These are Tommy's pills.

Come on. Hold that for me, would you?

Let me get my walker. I can grab your walker for you. Yeah?

Yeah, let's go see Tom.

I don't know what to do.

Alright, you got it.

So,

this is your room?

Not too shabby, huh?

Is my grandpa's room as big as yours?

Uh, no!

I got the biggest room in the house because I'm the most popular.

I was wondering, can you help me with

something? Of course. I mean, I've known you for so long. You're practically my

grandpa. Yeah,

I am. I want to be so many things right now. But I need help.

I haven't had help for a long time.

Are you willing to help me?

Of course.

If you go in that top drawer there, there's

something you could help me out with that I would really appreciate.

See, Agnes in the other room, I haven't... Well, the thing is, I would

like to really stick it to her.

And I just can't. My soldier hasn't been at attention for quite a while now.

What? What are you talking about?

It's in here?

Yes, it's right in there.

That's it!

The magic maker!

Your penis!

Where?

My penis?

Yes. Oh, we better do something about it. But... I need help. Is this what you

need help with? What the heck is this thing? If you use this on me, I will

become a full soldier again. I'll be all standing, all erect, and then I'll

really be able to give it an Agnes.

Would you help me, please?

I'd love to.

Oh, jolly gee jibbie gees. I guess that's for a good cause.

I'm a veteran.

You'll be doing a service for your country.

All right, hold it still.

Pump away.

Okay.

How does that feel?

It feels like life is coming back inside me as if God

is inside me and he's penetrating me from the inside.

You are getting bigger.

I thought I'd never hear that before.

Wow. This is awesome.

I feel like I can dance.

Okay,

should we take it off now? Are you done?

Wait, just a little bit more.

Admire how big and talk about it.

Um, your cock looks really big and very pumped up and ready for that one lady

that you're talking about. Agnes!

That's her name. Agnes, she'll love this big boner of yours. I hope she's gonna

really like it.

Most old men can't have... all boners like this this is pretty neat yeah

believe me i thought my time was up what a great medical device i'm telling

you thank god for science i think you're done with it i'm gonna remove it now

okay okay nice and slow

Look what you did to it. It's beautiful.

It's so big.

I haven't been with a woman in a while, and I want to be ready for Agnes.

Oh, my God. Can you help me remember what it is to be with a woman?

Um, what did you mean?

I mean, maybe put it in your mouth?

Um, I guess.

I heard yes.

Hallelujah! Strike up the band and start the barbecue.

You like it? What is going on?

I'm doing things to your mouth because you're helping me because you have a

heart and you care about veterans.

Yes!

Oh, I love seeing you gag in your eyes.

It's all watery.

Spit on it.

That's cool.

Yes.

You can't be doing that.

What am I doing? That's his granddaughter.

It is her granddaughter.

Oh, this is about that village whore, isn't it? No.

I want to get with... Agnet's neck drawer.

You know how hot she is. I got a crisis on my hand. What is this? What is this?

I took these pills by mistake.

I gave him the wrong pills.

Where'd you get them?

Where did you get them, darling? I think from your side of the cabinet, Grandpa.

What is this?

My side?

Your side.

This is bad.

How bad? Am I going to die?

You could die.

Why are you feeling hot and...

Hard in certain places?

I am, as a matter of fact. What do we do?

We gotta see how bad it is.

What, now?

Better now than never.

Hold on to this.

Whoa!

It hasn't been that hard in a long time.

That's what I'm saying.

Look. What's gonna happen? Am I gonna die?

Put it away, Bruce. You won't die.

Only if you get mouth... ...succation.

Should we call one of the nurses?

No, they're bitches.

They don't do any of this for us. You gotta step up. But that's your friend,

Grandpa. I know. Are you willing to step up and save his life?

I guess.

Good for you, kid.

There you go.

Okay, here we go. You sure this will work?

Yes, I promise.

Okay.

Just like that.

Are you feeling better? Oh, maybe a little bit, but we should keep going.

I'm so sorry, Grandpa.

Oh, honey, you know, if you wanted to make it up, you could take that on one

of those.

Take this off.

Yeah, we don't want you to have a heat stroke How are you doing you're really

you're like mother Teresa Right it is right. Just keep going good

girl. You're gonna get a box of socks for Christmas

It's okay.

This is wrong.

Is it? But it feels so right.

Or maybe that's... My, uh... No, that's good. Just like that.

It tastes better at the bottom right down there.

If you go all the way down, what he said is right.

It tastes better at the bottom.

Agnes, I really get it tonight.

Oh, that's sweet. That was so deep in my mouth.

Hey, don't be rude.

Take your boobs out.

Sorry. You don't want us to die without saying our boobs. I don't want you to go

home with dirty clothes.

Whatever gets them just off faster.

It's really awesome.

This is gross.

It is gross. I know.

That's okay.

Think of a happy place. You're hurting my hair.

Grandpa, don't fall. Hold on to that. Oh, good call. I don't want to fall on

her. Sorry about that.

I'm a sleeper. I can pass out whenever.

look at all the spit where's your spit yeah you gotta try harder

I like that. Do you like balls?

No, I don't like balls.

Yes, you do.

Everyone likes balls. They stink like old man.

You smell like death.

I don't. I smell like cat litter.

This is awesome.

I was going to go to sleep.

off no no i think it's starting to work on how long do those pills last for four

hours if you're not careful he could die oh

that's cool do the nurses know we're in here yes and no one's gonna

tell them yes i like when you chew on it you want it like

a pear come on

I know.

Keep chewing.

Yeah, that's really good.

You know what makes this better? When you can't breathe.

Oh, yeah.

Your breathing machine.

I love my breathing machine.

You're going to do a good job.

Grandpa,

are we finished here? No!

If I don't come, honey, I'm going to have a heart attack, I think.

I'm going to have a heart attack if I don't come.

Have you seen the commercials? These hard-ons can last up to four hours

before considering a doctor. Heart attack or diarrhea, which one do you

want? My mouth is getting tired. Can we just try something else?

Oh, well, yeah.

All right. I thought you'd never ask. Maybe let's lay down.

Yeah, you guys get comfortable.

Where are our manners?

Where are you going? I want to help. I'm just getting

some air.

You should get air.

Air down here.

I like air.

Oh my gosh.

Look at that.

You got a nice penis.

That's not a penis. That's a vagina.

Oh my gosh!

That's awesome.

Gentle, gentle.

You're insensitive.

I'm very sensitive.

You're very aggressive.

It's my old hands. Is this going to help you?

You're used to it. You're used to the trickle-down, brother.

Your friend's tongue feels really old.

Good. Tell him thank you. And then ask him... When are you going to sharpen my

knives? Oh, yes.

Is that lighter?

I think that you're still being really rough with my clit. It's because I have

no feelings in my hands.

He doesn't have teeth either.

Oh, his arthritis.

I'm going to do this.

Oh, yeah.

I was going to wait until my first boyfriend could do this to me. Oh.

Really?

I can't believe we're having sex with dinosaurs. How are you doing?

Do you want to go to the zoo?

Sorry.

We could go to the zoo right now. I'm good with that.

No, that's crazy.

Get your hands off of me, Grandpa.

Oh my gosh.

Do you see what your friend is doing to me? Be gentle with her, Grandpa. I am

gentle. Is he being gentle with you?

He's trying.

I'm sorry. My grandpa's dick is really long. It runs in the family.

I could tell.

Give me compliments.

There's nothing to compliment.

It takes a lot. You're old as fuck.

And you're gross.

I have ears, you know.

I thought you couldn't hear well.

Grandpa, keep your hands on her.

I can't help it. I'm going to move you a little bit. What's the matter for you?

Let's get comfortable.

Oh my gosh.

Yes. You guys should talk to each other.

Is it even all the way hard?

It's hard from those pills.

Am I?

I remember what used to make you laugh.

I like pickles.

No, that's not funny anymore.

I'm not like that anymore.

This is awesome.

Do you see how awesome this is?

Grandpa, I don't know if I want to see it.

Well, you have to. Let me go get some spit. It's so dry.

I'm not that into it.

Spitting on your girlfriend. Just a little spit. Oh, you touched it.

I don't know if my pussy can get wet for you.

Oh, it feels pretty wet to me. This is the last time they're coming out of the

house. Then again.

It's so hairy.

Are you looking?

Good looking. I'm trying not to.

Will you hold my hand? We can get through this. Oh, my gosh.

Just pretend these are young dicks. I'm pretending.

I'm pretending.

Yeah, pretend.

This is Tyler. You can't. Get your dick away from my mouth, please.

It was so close. Did you want any water or anything like that?

I'm sorry. I'll just put it right back inside of me.

Oh, my gosh. Careful with your background.

I don't know.

Am I walking right now?

You're going to need your walker again.

Oh, yes.

We come from a time and a period

where we did things that no one else could do now. Because you're all on your

fucking phones.

Grandpa, get your hand off my chair. She can't do anything now.

That's hot. She's spitting on your hand.

Why do you bite me for?

You're not following the rules.

That's really awesome.

Keep your hands on me. I like this.

Yes, yes.

We need to get more board games at the senior.

I like Scrabble.

Oh my god.

Your friend keeps smelling me.

He should.

I think I should also.

Give her some more.

Oh my gosh.

Maybe it'd be easier if we just hugged the whole time.

Oh, that would be great. I think that's a great idea.

Wonderful.

I just need a little emotional support through this. You don't need to pat her

head.

Hey!

Oh, hey.

Get back. Oh my gosh.

It's been a long time. Grandpa, you smell old, too.

See how the mail they feed us in the morning.

It's all that spinach they give us. You guys keep going, you're gonna miss

dinner time.

Oh, I think this is better than dinner.

When we're done in time for bingo, that's the most important part. I love

bingo. Bingo? Oh,

my God.

Oh, sweetheart.

So, are you okay?

I'm going to lay down because my back hurts. Oh, that's a good idea.

It's just really weird. No, it's not weird at all. Come on.

Maybe you should lay down, too.

I'm worried about your back. Good call.

Hello, friend.

Is that a phone?

Sorry. Maybe if we get on top, we'll have more control over these weirdos. I

think that's a great idea.

You can put a pillow over my face. I'm thinking about it. Yeah. Oh, hey.

It's the seven. Let's make you come faster.

Oh, yeah, sweetheart.

Oh my god.

I'm surprised this is so hard. No more fighting with my grandpa.

Oh my god.

You're like a virgin coconut.

Hey! Hey, hey! You're doing great.

You're saving his life.

You need to keep your mouth shut.

You were the one attacking me earlier.

You know, if you choke me, I might cum faster.

That's a good idea, me too.

I think they're too old for that.

Come on, come on. It's all smarmy and buttery with ointment.

It's been gay.

How long?

How long?

Good? Good.

Been gay?

This is the first time you guys had sex with men.

I don't know.

What day is it?

Oh my gosh, this feels so loose.

Please don't have a heart attack.

Oh, I won't, Charlotte.

I won't.

Look at that.

You should get in her face right there.

Yeah.

You should lick it.

It'll make them come faster.

Oh yeah.

I don't know if I want to get that close to my grandpa's penis.

I don't blame you. Look how hairy his nuts are. He's such an oomph.

This is totally wrong.

Nurse!

Nurse! They're on their break. They don't hear anything.

Gosh.

That's really fast for your... Maybe you could touch her boobs instead. Touch

those ones too. Yeah.

You bring it out of me kids.

Do you think that maybe we could try

a different position where we don't have to look at you guys? Yeah.

What do you think? The old stack-a-roonie like we used to do back

in the old days? Yeah, double-lick-a-sandwich. Yeah. Oh, you

come faster?

Oh, you might. Yeah?

Okay, what is it? Show us. Let's do that. Do you want us to just, like, bend

over or do something?

Yeah, you just get on each other. I don't go on the bottom and then go right

on the bottom.

This is great. We can hold each other the whole time. We can get through this

much easier. Yeah, there you go.

That's going to be on the other side, okay? No, no, it's fine right there.

Don't worry.

Can you tell your friend?

It's happening.

Whoops.

Whoopsie. They don't stop once in a while. Take a look around.

Oh, Grandpa.

Oh, shoot.

Oh, that's disgusting.

Keep it in your granddaughter's friend's mouth, okay? That's disgusting. I

thought you wanted to make your grandpa cum.

Grandma was right. You've got a really big one.

Oh, thank you, darling.

Wait, what do you mean? She told you? Oh, Bobby.

Whoops, I fell out.

Whoa, where am I going?

Sorry. No cheating, Grandpa.

There's so much going on just

I just wish this would, like, be completed and everyone's done with

themselves. Grandpa!

What'd I do?

Let me get that in. Whoa, what the heck? Somebody got

bigger. Are you trying to stick it in the other? What are you talking about?

I'm inside you.

Grandpa, you already gonna fuck my friend?

One hole.

Oh!

Whoopsie. Wow, that's embarrassing.

Oh, my gosh.

Adios, amigos.

Adios, amigos, for sure.

I keep getting so many great hits in my mouth.

That's hot.

That's great.

You can floss your teeth with them.

Grandpa, your friend's fucking me really hard.

I have a lot of pressure.

Do you want me to talk with him? Do you want me to tell him, hey, maybe you

might want to do that gentle romantic.

I think she's, I think that's what she wants.

Gentle romantic?

Is that what you want?

Romantic? I'm not into old guys at all.

Oh, well, fuck her heart again, I guess.

Careful,

I don't want you to tear it.

I didn't break my little tiny hole.

Oh, that's kind of graphic.

Oh, sweetheart, your friend.

She really knows how to suck a dick.

I can see that. She's doing a real... There's a little bit too much.

See? Just a little whoopsie. A little whoopsie.

That'll be our little secret. Are you doing okay?

I'm so proud of you.

God.

This is really embarrassing.

We can't tell anyone about this.

Who would we tell?

Yeah, right?

I'm going to forget this happened tomorrow morning.

Wow,

that's so good.

Maybe if I squeeze your balls, you'll come quicker.

Maybe if I stick it back in you, I'll come quicker.

Whoa. Oh, that is so good. Put it back where, you know. It's right where it

should be.

butt cheek. You're welcome.

Whoops. Is that happening again?

That's why I need my glasses.

Wow, it's just the thought of doing this with you is gonna make me

cum so fast.

Did I say something wrong?

You can leave my grandpa.

I can. That's not a bad idea.

You guys want to go and we want to, you know, feel alive for one last time.

Maybe you could just, just for a minute.

I don't know. Or two minutes?

No more than ten.

No more than ten.

That's all I got.

Fifteen? No.

We're not doing that, Grandpa.

I mean, we could be here all night.

What if I die? I could still have a heart attack.

Don't let my grandpa be a bad influence on you. He's gonna die.

You're the one who gave me those wrong pills. Stop!

You guys are lucky to have sex with someone like us. You're gonna come.

I don't know what to do. I mean, you want me to have a heart attack, do you?

You don't want him to die.

Is your grandpa gonna have a heart attack?

He could, but they seemed to get kind of excited when we touched our own...

That's true.

That didn't happen.

If you touch us, we'll come faster and then you can leave.

I mean, that's what you want, isn't it? A quick touch.

Oh, I think I'm gonna come.

Why'd you stop? I want to know if I'm gonna come.

We'll never know.

Come on, go. Don't be shy.

Oh, God.

Fuck, that felt good.

I feel our ancestry through your fingers.

I think we found a solution, unless you don't want to when he dies and I

go sad.

Like, not too much, though. Just, like, lightly.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean, the news, we got time.

So we just have to touch it?

Sure.

What's your hoo-hahs? Yeah.

Yeah.

There's some kind of touching.

I think we should just keep doing what we're doing and they'll be fine.

Fine,

so what are we doing here?

You're still hydrated.

Wowzers. He did get harder after you touched it. See?

It's science.

It's really big now. Oh, you're really hard for an old sucker.

Oh, every touch.

Oh, yes.

Getting close?

Wow, this is great. It's better when you do it.

Maybe if we just hold their hands.

Oh my god.

Sorry, a little too far in the hole.

Just a little.

Oh, that's awesome.

Oh, yes, bite it. I don't know.

I lost feelings.

Really? It's either that or I fell asleep.

Is your heart okay?

I'm okay.

Oh my gosh. If he comes too hard, he might die too. You have to make him come

just right. Oh, yes.

Don't ask me how I know that.

Someone could use another touch. Just saying.

Yes. Sure.

It's like I'm there.

Come here. Oh, wow.

Oh, that feels great.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Here we go.

I just want to see something real quick.

Oh, yeah.

You're getting real hard.

I think I almost came.

Don't

stop,

won't stop.

This is so bad. It's enough for you.

It's like a time warp.

Oh my gosh, Papa.

Oh, this chimney's going to pop.

Keep doing this.

Yeah, hands on the chest.

There it is. I got you. I'm going to try one more thing.

Oh, yes.

I think we're really working on that to come.

Oh, my.

Oh, yes.

Wow,

that feels really good. Really good.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Maybe just get it on quicker.

Oh, here you are, John.

Oh, my gosh. It broke my nuts so hard.

Touch me. Touch me. Run back.

Run back.

I remember when I used to give your mom little baths.

Why would you say that? I don't know.

I'm sorry.

I'm thinking about it now.

She was a beige, of course.

Men like you guys typically end up in jail.

How did you guys make it so long without getting in trouble for your

pervertedness? We paid our taxes.

It was a different world back then, sweetheart.

Yeah.

A burnt steak was met with a black eye.

Losers, get this over with so I can go. Oh, my God.

That pill is making you laugh. It's way too long.

Oh, wow.

I'm so determined.

Grandpa, why do you even have those pills?

I don't know.

I don't know. Oh, my God. Did you end up taking one? Are you all natural? No.

I take them rectally.

What? What?

It is for me.

I call it the bump. Grandma, that's too much information.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, wow.

Oh, that's awesome.

Maybe you can let us take a little break and lay down. Oh, that would be nice.

Sure. How about spoon?

I like spoon. This is good.

Can we do spoon? Spoon? Yeah.

Oh, good. Wooden spoons are great.

Like a spoon?

Yes.

Whoopsie. Oh, there it is. Oh, gosh. What the fuck?

Your friend is so sweaty, Grandpa.

This is terrible.

This is terribly good.

Your grandpa's kind of athletic.

Yes, pull it!

It's so hairy!

Oh my god, he just got sore again!

Oh wow! I'm gonna go home soon, I know it.

Yes! Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, hurry.

It's like already bedtime for you guys.

Are you even getting wet at all? Come here, why don't you just look at your

friend just for a second.

There you go, darling.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yes.

Whoa, I'm okay with licking her, but, like, you can just go back in that hole

and focus on that, okay?

Some space would be great.

Oh, yeah.

Gosh, my mouth is so wet.

Whoa, come here.

She got tight when you did that. That was hot.

Well, I clenched up when my grandma's digs in my mouth.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, gosh.

I think this is... He was about to come when you... He had it in your mouth.

I think I know what we got to do. I think so, too.

We got to fuck our own grandpas.

I thought you girls would never come to this. What did you just say?

He promised he'd never tell anyone if we do this.

I promise. I don't think he promised.

I'm not going to remember this happened.

Like this?

Is this a good position? I think so. It looks good.

Does it feel good?

Just don't make eye contact with me if you don't mind.

Does it hurt, darling? I'm sorry. Sorry.

Oh, there you go, baby.

Oh,

you're doing okay.

I'm telling myself I am. Oh, that is so good.

Okay,

that's a little much. It's like looking at photo albums.

I mean, you're already at me. You probably don't need to touch more than

that.

I mean, does maybe touching you make you come?

Maybe we could pinch their nipples.

Yeah, with your toes.

That's a little weird.

No, it's not.

I've seen stuff you wouldn't believe.

Just smother him.

It keeps them quiet if you just shove a foot in their fucking mouth. I don't

mind that either.

You need some distractions, Grandpa.

Hello?

When you guys are finished, shouldn't you be by your walkers again so you

don't fall after this?

I don't want you to fall. I don't want to fall either.

Scoot over.

Maybe we can get on the bed where they won't fall and hurt themselves.

Okay, fine, Grandpa. Just put it in so you come quicker.

Are you sure, sweetheart?

Please. Oh, my.

Oh, so dirty. Okay.

Oh, yeah.

It's okay.

I don't mind.

Don't you need to see what you're doing?

Nope. I've been doing it for a long time.

This is what?

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

I feel like you're getting hard enough to come, sir. Oh, yeah.

That's where I'm getting.

I can see the veins popping in your whole dick. I'm taking those pills after

you're not getting them again. Oh, yeah.

That's okay.

Oh, wow.

I think I've done everything I wanted to.

I'm glad you're satisfied, Grandpa.

Thank you.

I just want to help them get through this hard time of their whole lives.

You want to help us, huh?

I just want to drain these balls and move on with my day. Yeah, keep talking

like that. It's going to happen. Grandpa.

Say it.

Please come.

No, you have to say it. Say it with heart. Grandpa.

Grandpa.

Please come, Grandpa.

That's what I wanted.

Thank you so much.

That's all over me.

You're welcome.

Grandpa, are you going to do the same thing?

I just got my hair done.

That's a huge load.

That's called spunk.

Oh, I feel so much better. Thank you so much. That was amazing.

Thank you.

No more fighting.

Okay.

Okay. No more fighting.

Thank you, girls. Don't you guys have like a football game to watch or

something? Bingo!