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[Music slams in]

[Music slams in]

[Flying sounds]

[Music swells]

[Creature growl]

[Creature growl]

[Creature growl]

[Creature hiss]

[Slashing sound]

[Creature hiss]

[Creature growl]

[Creature growl]

[Furniture moving]

O magnum

invocabo cecidit angelus

caeli.

I call upon thee, O Great One, fallen angel of heaven.

Justum et aequum tenebris

Dominus et dabo tibi animam

meam primus natus est

filius,

in commutationem pro vita aeterna

Just and fair dark lord,

I give to you the soul of my first born son.

In exchange for eternal life.

Pac me sicut immortales a Deo.

Make me immortal.

Make me God.

[Spell ignites]

[Magical hum]

[Chest slams]

[Energy fades]

[ominous music playing]

You can't kill me now.

Look at you playing at

being a god.

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Snapping]

[Crowd growns]

Oliver lets go! Check to, check to!

Let's go back! Faster, faster!

[Crowd cheers]

Oliver shoot it! Take the shot Oliver!

[Ominous music playing]

God damn it!

[Whistle blows]

God damn it!

Oliver, get over here!

Where the hell is your head at?

When I tell you to take the shot

You take the shot, you hear me?

Yeah, yeah, I hear you, coach.

Oh, I hear you, coach.

Time to get your head out your ass,

or youll be spending your last season of college ball

on the bench!

Got it?

I got it, coach.

Jesus Christ.

Hey, mom.

What are you doing here?

[Ominous baby crying]

How was the game?

What if you found out that

your entire life was based on a lie?

Okay.

My mom.

She okay?

What? Yeah.

Yeah. She's fine.

She, She came to the game today

and told me that my dad is dead.

Is that. Is that, like, a joke?

He never was.

This entire time

he's been out there,

she lied to me.

Ollie, Im so sorry.

All I could think about were all those times when I was a kid,

and I just wished my dad was alive.

And he was.

Did she say why she lied?

Yeah.

To protect me.

Because he had demons.

She doesn't even know who he is anymore.

He could be a completely different person.

I mean, what if he was out there looking for me

this entire time? But you can never find me.

Even if we wanted to, because we moved every year

when I was a kid!

I wish she could have met him.

Just so you could know who he was.

Just so you could have that answer.

He left me everything.

Like money?

I don't know about money, but a house

and everything inside of it.

Holy shit babe.

Yeah.

My mom wants me to use some company to sell everything

and not even go. But

I don't know.

What are you gonna do?

I don't know.

A part of me really thinks I should listen to her, but

like I said, I don't know. I.

I don't know anything about him

starting to feel like I don't know anything about myself.

I mean.

I just feel like

my entire life

I've been trying to make other people proud,

whether it was my mom, my coach,

and none of this has really been for me.

I mean has anything

that I'm doing really right now for me?

I think you have to go.

If you don't, you'll always wonder.

And it's really good opportunity to see who he was.

Maybe figure out what it is you do want.

Yeah, yeah.

You're right. I, I gotta go.

And I'll come with you.

And Liam will too, because I'm

watching him this weekend.

Little shit's almost 18.

And they still think he's gonna burn the house down

If I'm not there.

He probably will.

Oh God. Coach is gonna be pissed.

You got a sec coach?

Yeah.

Come on in.

I found out my dad died.

Well.

Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

It's okay.

I actually didn't know him very well.

But he left me in charge of his estate,

so I got to go up to his house and get all of that figured out.

You know your responsibility is to the team?

Of course. It's.

I just need, like, a week.

I can give you a day for the funeral, alright?

But, I.

I mean, it's just a week, coach.

I can't have you missing that much practice and a game.

No.

I mean,

I could be on the bench for a while?

You wont be on the bench.

Thanks, coach.

You won't be on the team.

Be a shame to lose your scholarship your senior year.

You're kind of cut me for this?

Listen you made a commitment to this team.

I've been seriously questioning

whether your heart is still in it or not.

I have been here for almost four years,

and you're worried about whether I'm committed?

You can't cut me for this.

I've worked too hard to get here.

Oh, I can cut you.

I'll go to the Dean.

Well, good luck with that.

Make your choice, son.

You know.

You don't need to worry about it.

Well, that's good,

because I quit.

This is just soccer.

If I don't go up there, I'm going to regret it forever.

You're going to regret. Walkin away from your team forever.

Yeah.

Good luck coach.

Who's that?

Oh, yeah. I told Liam he could bring his friend Trevor.

Hell be entertained.

That's fair.

Dude, right? I know.

You guys ready?

All right, nerds, a couple ground rules for hit the road.

I don't want any shit from either of you.

Oh, sir. Yes, sir.

What is that? What are you doing?

I don't know, you're like an old man, right?

Oh, I'm an old man.

Because my balls have dropped?

All the way to the ground maybe!

Nice.

Yeah. All right. Get all the dick jokes out now before we go.

Yeah, whatever.

Theres two of them.

I really, really hope you're smarter than that idiot.

Wait, what?

Its okay.

Trevor. Come on dude!

[Energentic Rock Music]

Are we there yet?

If youre really still, you can almost feel her pull

on your seat belt.

[Seat belt pulling sound]

[Groan]

[Joke Laugh]

Oh, come on, I got you Lily.

Blah blah blah.

Oh that's gold.

Look, I'm just saying, any cabin this hard to get to

has bodies buried in the basement.

Whoah. Dude, this place is rad.

I mean,

it kind of looks like the house where everybody dies.

Bro. Not everything is a horror movie.

I know, but if it was, this would be the place

where everyone would die.

[Three ominous sounds]

Oh, Trevor, where are we sleeping?

This place is amazing.

Alright.

Do we want The Box Fort or Vampiress The Goddess?

She's my goddess.

Vampiress for sure.

You know I love vampire movies.

Oh, the opening scene where she rips off that guy's face.

So brutal. I love it.

Every time you two get together, it turns into a

horror movie stroke fest.

Okay,

Don't be jealous just because we have sophisticated taste.

Oh, yeah.

Tits and gore so high brow.

Hey, gore me up, man. You got it.

I'm going to make some popcorn.

Thanks sis.

[Monster growls on TV]

Oh, my God, that is so gnarly.

Rewind it. It's such a badass scene.

We are not rewinding it.

[Monster growls]

[Music swells]

[Monster screams]

God!

That is so gnarly!

Alright. I'm going to bed.

I'm going too.

You guys go to bed soon.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm serious.

Alright.

Good night sis.

What do you want to watch next?

Mmm. Put on Nosferatu.

So they don't wake up to the screams.

It's a whole different world out here.

I always forget until were out of the city,

but we never get to see stars like this.

Jeff, what are you doing?

Don't worry. I just want to get a better look

before we get back on the highway.

Come on, Mary,

put down your cell phone and get out here.

I don't know, is it safe?

It's friggin gorgeous out here.

See? What did I tell you?

[Classic film music]

[Woman screams]

Could you turn it down?

That wasn't us.

It's a silent movie that came from outside.

[Tearing sound]

Run Goldie Locks.

Run!

[Heavy breathing]

[Flying sound]

[Music swells]

[Woman screams]

You taste devine.

I don't hear anything.

I don't know.

I think there's a lake over there.

Probably just a bunch of dipshits getting rowdy.

All right, well, go to bed then, old man.

Kiss my ass, Liam.

Come on, let's finish the movie.

[Ominous music plays]

[Vampire hiss]

[Ominous music plays]

[Ominous baby crying]

[Gasp]

[Heavy breathing]

Hey, sleepyhead.

When did you wake up?

I didn't really fall asleep last night.

I think I was just too excited

to start going through all this stuff.

Did you find anything cool yet?

There is a lot to go through.

I'm going to make some breakfast.

I'll come help you.

No, no, you stay here.

Keep working.

I'm just going to make some quick eggs.

Pancakes, bacon.

Thank you, Lily,

just for being here.

I'm always here for you.

Hey, we're going for a walk.

Don't go too far.

I'm about to cook breakfast.

Alright.

We'll try and keep it short.

[Coughing]

You got to hold it in longer, man.

You know, I already get way too high anyway.

Wake and bake is the best man.

Hell, yeah.

I love being all stony out in nature.

It's, like the perfect combo.

Yeah, man.

Hey, thanks for bringing me up here.

Of course.

Things at home have been weird.

I definitely needed a break from it.

It's just

my parents

keep arguing all the time, and they don't stop yelling.

Like I just end up putting on my headphones and

blasting music.

Hey, dude, I'm glad you came.

Would have been boring as shit without you.

Thanks.

[Soft synths play]

[Ominois music plays]

Oh, bro!

What the fuck is that shit?

Maybe it's like a deer?

It's all mangled.

What could have done that shit?

Aren't there bears up north maybe?

Bears?

Damn nature. That's scary.

Yeah, man.

Look, I'm really high right now, but

there's something beautiful about it.

Yeah, dude,

I've never seen anything like it.

Damn I'm hungry.

Me, too.

Let's go get some breakfast.

[Ominous music swells]

[Ominous sound]

[Wood scraping]

[Wood scraping]

[Rattling]

Perfect timing.

Oliver, breakfast is ready.

[Ominous sounds swell]

This is really nice Lily.

Thank you.

You're welcome Trevor.

Oh, I can't wait to get all this down my mouth hole.

Thank you. Sis.

Hey family.

Whoa! Oh.

[Music plays]

I love you so much, Lily.

Thanks for going overboard.

My grandma used to make me breakfast just like this.

Well it looks amazing.

Oh, my God, thats so good.

You two shit birds are high, aren't you?

What? No.

We don't do that stuff.

Right.

And you didn't invite me.

So I, found a chest, but there's no key.

I don't know, I pulled it out of a wall upstairs.

I looked around my dad's office, but it doesn't look

like there's anything that's going to open it.

It's locked.

Yeah.

I have this funny feeling

that that's where all the good shit is.

Couldnt you just, like, break it open?

Yeah.

My dad probably has some tools lying around.

We saw a shed on our walk earlier.

[Sticks crack]

Alright.

You two are the biggest nerds.

Yeah well,

you're a soccer player.

Got him.

[Metal clanking]

Whoa.

Hey, Lily.

Lily, babe, can you get over here?

What the hell?

Yeah.

You mind going grabbing Lily?

What? Oh.

Weird.

Yeah.

Why would your dad have this many crosses?

I don't know.

it's kind of creepy man.

Yeah, it's creepy as shit Liam.

Okay.

Let's go find some answers.

Lets go get some lunch.

[Ominious sounds]

[Popping]

Moment of truth.

I.

I don't know why I'm so nervous.

I didn't even know him.

Nothing you find in there is going

to be worse than not knowing at all.

[Creaking]

[Emotional music plays]

It, it's.

It's me and my dad.

After all this time, he kept this.

I don't know what that means.

Means he never forgot about you.

Now you know for sure.

After all this time.

I can't believe my mom.

Your mom loves you to death.

If she didn't want you to know about this.

She had a reason.

I know how. It's just.

Ever since she told me about him

my head, has just been spinning.

It's like.

I need.

There to be something in here that just

tells me a little bit about him

or.

Or why he left us?

There has to be something in here.

Theres gotta be.

What's this?

I have no idea.

Hold on.

Come on.

This look.

I think my dad wrote this.

[Ominous music plays]

Vampires.

Demonic possession.

What the hell is this?

This is creepy. I mean, look at this.

Maybe he was into witchcraft or something.

Witchcraft?

Thats just in movies Lily.

Well, why don't you try and put a spell on me?

I mean, that just sounds like a bad idea.

It's not real.

I guess.

Okay um.

Here's a spell that seems

relatively harmless.

It says it's a sleep charm.

That's perfect.

Go ahead.

Put me to sleep.

Okay, um.

So apparently I just read this,

and you will fall asleep.

Gravis sicut oculi instar te

propius sibi.

Heavy eyes like a boulder.

Bring you closer to him.

Tenebras in circuitu,

somno somno, somno est vocant.

darkness all around.

Sleep, sleep, sleep is calling.

[Ominous loud noise]

Lily.

[Ghostly whispers]

Lily? Come on, wake up.

This is dumb.

Alright, I get the joke.

Haha. The book works.

Wake up!

Babe.

Babe. Wake up!

Lily!

Liam, can you get up here?

What happened?

I don't know, I.

I found this book, and it has a bunch of magic

spells in it, and I found the sleep charm

and read the whole thing out loud.

And she just passed out

Wait? Magic spells?

Are you talking about witchcraft?

I, I don't know, maybe. Yes.

Lily?

Lily? Lily, can you hear me?

Is there anything else in the book?

There's always, like, a way to reverse the spell.

Let me see it.

Lily if you don't wake up, I'm going to tell mom

you were high at grandma's funeral.

Shit. She's out.

No no no no no.

Okay, here it is. Uh.

Reverses.

veni ad lucem, in tenebris est et semper erit.

Come back to the light.

The darkness will always be there.

Nunc puer. Awake now child.

Oh my God.

What happened?

I, I read a spell out of the book

and you passed out cold.

I had a dream that felt so real.

I was running and the devil's chasing me.

Witchcraft for sure.

Totally witchcraft bro.

[Ominous music plays] Nobody touches the book.

I can't believe it worked.

It was the creepiest dream.

I mean all I did was read and you passed out.

Do you remember anything?

I just remember falling asleep.

And then that awful dream.

I was so scared Lily.

I thought I was going to lose you.

I mean, I tried to wake you up, but I just I couldn't.

Nothing worked until I read the rest of the spell.

And it was like the reverse spell.

Hey, I'm right here.

What are you thinking?

All this, this magic stuff.

It doesn't feel real.

Maybe this is why your mom didn't

want you to know about your dad.

My mom?

Oh my mom.

This is too much.

Oliver.

Oliver!

That magic book is crazy, bro.

Yeah, some wild shit straight out of the Evil Dead.

What else do you think is in there?

Man who cares?

Oliver should have burned that shit.

Wait, what? Why?

There's probably a spell for, like,

anything and everything in there.

Dude, have you learned nothing from the,

like, bajillion horror movies we watched?

If you mess with a book like that, bad shit's

going to happen.

Oliver, calm down.

I. I Really thought I had my whole life figured out.

And after this week,

I'm starting to realize, I don't know shit Lily.

Hey, I'm not worried.

I'm having fun,

I am,

I'm actually having a blast.

Just.

I don't think I'm going to be the same after this.

[Emotional music plays]

I mean, I don't know how I could be.

You don't need to be.

No one has all the answers.

Everyone's just figuring it out.

Maybe that's what it's all about.

I know, I know you're right.

It's just

magic.

Could be kind of cool.

Okay, okay.

If this is really real then

I need to know as much about this

as possible.

Bro, where'd you go?

I'm up here.

I got bored and started looking through shit.

[Ominous sounds]

What the hell are you doing?

Look at this spell.

Pecunia

est cantatio. The money spell.

Man.

You heard what Oliver said about that book. It's dangerous.

You saw what it did to my sister?

Yes!

I saw this book is real.

Oliver is just afraid he doesn't know what

it's like to grow up, be broke your whole life.

You don't get it, do you?

I've grown up with my parents,

always arguing about not having money.

And with this spell,

we'll never have to worry about that shit again.

Man it's not worth the risk.

[Ominois string music]

Afferte mihi

Dominus affluentia

magnanime tenebris.

Bring me to an abundance of wealth.

Oh, great Dark Lord.

Ego puerum

tuum usque

in sempiternum erit lux

in gloria tua.

I will forever be your child in the light of your glory.

Et erunt tibi in perpetuum.

I will be yours forever.

[Spell ignites]

[Energy hum]

What is that?

Is, is it coming from the house?

[Loud boom]

Those little shits used the book.

Kill them all and bring me that grimoire!

[Vampire hiss]

[Monster screech]

[Energy fades]

What did you do?

Oh, shit.

Dude, this is my bank account right now.

Dude, you said you were like the Dark Lord's

child for all of eternity or some shit.

That's not good.

Who cares what I said?

I don't need money ever again.

Are you guys okay?

Shit. I hide the book.

Yeah. We're fine.

Did you guys see that weird blue light?

I don't say shit about this.

Duh.

Nah. We've just been chilling inside.

You didn't see anything?

Nope. What are you guys doing up here?

You were looking at your dad's movie collection.

Find anything good?

Nothing special.

Well, I guess it doesn't really matter,

because we were thinking about having a bonfire tonight.

I got stuff for the smores!

Oh, yeah. Oh, shit.

I've never had a summer before.

Oh, dude. S'mores are the best.

I used to make them all the time as a kid.

I was basically like a pyromaniac back then.

Oh. Same, bro.

Dibs on controlling the fire.

Yeah, neither of you are controlling the fire.

Oliver. I'm fine with a fire.

You're fine in your bed.

And just when they thought they were safe.

Sun is finally coming up.

Closet door creaks open and bloody

mangled hand

shoots out.

Grabbed one of them by the small of their neck.

And that was the first and the last time

anyone ever saw the ligma.

What's the ligma?

Lick my balls Liam!

Oh my god damn it, you walked right into that.

Whatever. You guys are lame.

Yo, Trevor, what's going on with your marshmallow?

Oh, dude, that's on fire.

Scrap that and start over.

No, no, that's how you want it.

Nice and crispy.

Let him figure out what kind of mellow man he is.

Well, once you figure out what kind of mellow man you are.

What you're going to want to do is take your graham cracker

put the chocolate on it, and put the marshmallow

on top of that. Take the other graham cracker,

put it on top of that,

squeeze it down and just pull that stick right out.

Okay?

Hows that?

That my friend is your very firs bona fide s'more.

So how does it taste?

Mmm.

Yeah?

Yeah, I told you, dude, it's so good.

Better than s'more flavored stuff.

Oh, yeah.

Okay. That's it. I'm taking over the music.

Im DJ now.

[Pop rock music plays]

[Vampire screech]

[Vampire screech]

[Vampire hiss]

[Vampire screech]

[Vampire hiss]

[Pop Rock music fades]

[Vampire hiss]

I'm going to go make a drink.

Does anyone need anything from inside?

I need a drink.

Me too. Yeah, right.

I mean, come on, Lily, it's not like they're going anywhere.

Yeah, it's not like we're going anywhere.

And if you tell your parents about this, you're dead to me.

We're cool. I don't talk to them like that.

All right? But I'm pouring.

Cause if you're drinking, youre getting drunk.

Oh, hell yeah.

Yeah,

Here. Hand me a marshmallow.

Hey, did you grab the vape pen?

Oh, shit. No, I left inside here.

You take care of that shit. I'll go get it.

Alright.

[Fire crackles]

[Ominous music plays]

[Branch breaks] [Vampire hiss]

[Ominous music swells]

[Vampires hiss]

Hey! What are you guys doing?

Liam. Man.

[Vampire hiss] [Creature screech]

[Electronic music plays]

[Vampire hiss]

[Flying sound]

Look, if this is just about the money, you can have it.

Just, take it all back.

Just please leave me alone.

[Music stinger] [Sudden screams]

[Flying sound]

Let me in!

Let me in!

Holy fuck.

Ow, ow, ow.

Oh! Shit. Trevor?

What the fuck?

Hey, hey! What happened? Dude?

I tried to give them the money back, but

she bit me.

That looks like a vampire bite.

Vampires. Fucking witchcraft.

I didn't know that was real anymore.

What the fuck are you guys talking about?

We need to call an ambulance.

Trevor.

Hey, stay with us.

Come on, man, stay with us man.

Trevor.

Shit, shit, shit!

[Creature growls]

[Music stinger]

So Trevor is definitely a vampire.

Holy shit.

We need we need to call an ambulance.

An ambulance isnt going to do shit!

He's a bloodsucker now!

We gotta kill him. A wooden stake right through the heart!

No one's killing anyone!

I mean, isn't killing is even dead?

Oh, he's already dead.

I mean, he's undead, but, yeah, he's dead.

We got to kill him.

Oh, shit. Okay. Run! Run!

[Electronic music blares]

[Creature screeches]

[Door slams] [Music ends]

Someone turn on the light!

[Click]

UV lights?

Vampire killers!

They can't go out in the sunlight.

This is the next best thing.

So your dad knew about vampires? I mean, he must have it.

That explains the shed full of crosses.

It's like a vampire panic room.

[Music stinger]

Oliver?

Holy shit!

Oh, garlic, dude, it's like the perfect vampire slaying weapon.

Dude, wooden stakes, grab those!

I don't want to kill anyone. I don't think we have a choice.

I mean, he's going to kill us if we don't kill him.

Or hell kill someone else.

[Banging sounds]

Did you hear that?

Sounds like he's looking for something.

I dont care what he's looking for.

As long as it's not us.

Well, there's something I need to tell you guys.

While you were out on your hike, Trevor kind of cast a spell.

God damn it, I knew it well.

I'm sorry! I told you not to mess with the book.

We didn't know.

He just started reading and shooting crazy.

Okay. Vampires can't survive in sunlight.

Why don't we just stay down here till morning?

Did you guys figure out how to undo all this shit?

Uh.

We can't stay down here

if the vampires got the book. That grimoire its,

It's dangerous. I mean, you saw what we could do with it.

Imagine vampires. Thats like,

end the world type shit!

Everything you just said in that sentence is insane.

Yeah, yeah, maybe yesterday, but.

We got to kill some bloodsuckers.

Okay.

Don't die. You either.

All right? Just stay alert, guys.

If Trevor got turned into a vampire.

That means more of them out there.

[Groans]

[Door creaks open]

He's got the book.

[Music stinger]

[Vampire hiss]

Give me the goddamn book, and I might let you live.

What are you going to do?

I'm rich and immortal, bitch.

[Music stinger]

Bet!

Oh, shit.

Cover me Liam!

I got you. Hurry!

Im going, Im going, Im going.

[Music stinger] [Vampire hiss]

All that money is mine now.

[Melancholy music plays]

[Fire sounds] [Vampire hiss]

[Melancholy music stops]

[Music stinger]

[Ominous music plays]

Why arent they coming inside?

I think because they're not invited?

Yeah, dude. That's right. Nice.

Stay inside where it's safe.

Little sheep.

I will get that grimoire

from you sooner or later.

You've been marked.

Your scent.

I can smell it.

Whereever you go,

I will hunt you forever!

Until your dead.

The devil must not return!

I think the book has something in it about vampires.

Hold on just a second.

Here. Succo vampires.

Vampires feed on the blood of the living.

Only human blood suffices.

Vampires have unmatched strength and agility.

Killed by a wooden stake to the heart or exposure to sunlight.

Vampires are the devil's children.

The Vampire Lord

has ruled the world for centuries and fears only

the devil.

Once the devil has collected

enough souls, he will reign over all things,

and vampires will be just another one of his slaves.

Boom boom boom.

The drum provides the feast to slay the beast.

[Ominous music plays]

Burn them out.

Alright, I'll take the dude.

Liam, take the chick. Wait. What?

I want to challenge. Dont be sexist.

Just killed. Damn. She vamp. Okay. Fine.

Lily, do not let them get that book.

Got it.

Hey, wait

Lets gear up!

[Punk Rock music plays]

Ready, Liam?

Let's do this!

[Punk Rock intensifies]

[Thud]

[Vampire hiss]

[Creature screech]

Help! Help me!

Liam!

Help! Help!

[Vampire hiss]

Help! Help! Help me!

Get her off of me!

Help! Help me!

[Thud]

[Vampire hiss]

Liam!

Help! Help! Help! Help me!

[Thud]

Get this vamp bitch off of me!

You good?

Yeah.

You thought you wasn't going to be a challenge.

Yeah, well,

maybe I underestimated her vampire speed and agility.

You think?

But, you know, if you gave me, like,

another minute, I would have.

Liam?

[Music stinger]

It was a short hunt.

But with your life,

the Devil loses.

[Crushing sounds]

[Yelling]

[Maniacal laughter]

I am not like my children!

Wherever you go.

I will find you.

[Flying sounds]

We got to get out of here.

Yeah, I want to go home.

He said that we were remarked.

This doesn't end until we kill him.

Can he even be killed?

He said something about how with my life, the Devil loses.

Maybe we need the Devil.

[Ominous sounds]

The Devil?

The Devil is evil.

Yeah, but he's not trying to kill us.

So what? We stay here and fight?

Can I have the book?

Maybe there's something in here that can help us beat him.

You two go get some sleep.

I'm going to set an alarm from the sun goes down.

And tomorrow,

try to kill that undead vamp bastard.

Yeah. Alright.

Good night.

[Soft synth plays]

Vampire lord will stop at nothing to keep

the devil at bay.

Boom, boom, boom.

The drum provides the feast

to slay the beast.

What the hell am I going to do?

[Soft piano plays]

[Ominous baby crying]

Justum et aequum

tenebris Dominus et dabo tibi animan

meam primus natus est filius,

in commutationem pro vita aeterna.

Just and fair Dark Lord, I give you the soul

of my first born son.

[Ominous sound]

[Ominous music plays]

[Ominous baby crying]

Pac me sicut immortales a Deo.

Make me immortal. Make me a God.

[Ominous baby crying]

[Ominous crying stops]

[Ominous sound]

Ollie?

Hey. Howd you sleep?

Fine. Are you okay?

I, I read through this entire book.

Twice actually. It's

it's way worse than I could have imagined.

Everything in here is twisted.

It's evil.

All I can think about is that I wish that we never came up here.

And that I never knew anything about my dad.

No. See, I'm not going to let you blame yourself for this.

You came here to find out

if your dad was maybe in a band or something.

Not that he had a slew of vampire enemies

that you would have to off.

I know, but my mom she tried to warn me and and I didn't listen.

I thought that if I came here,

I'd be able to figure everything out.

You know that that hole

that I felt my entire life would just

go away and I'd be able to move the fuck on and

I quit the team to come up here.

You quit the team?

I didn't really have much of a choice.

Coach told me that if I left, I was off the team. And

I thought that if I didn't come up here, I would regret it

forever.

And instead,

I think I'm going to forever regret coming here.

Let's just get home where this will all seem

like some fucked up fever dream.

I love you.

I love you too.

Yall figure out how we're going to kill this vampire guy yet.

Not yet.

It's too bad you don't have super strength.

You can just, like, reach in his chest and rip his heart out.

Hey there's a

nothing about super strength in the book, is there?

I actually think there might be.

Wait. Really?

Yeah. Hold on.

Here.

Signs of demon possession.

A language unknown to man.

Erratic breathing, fire fists and

abnormal strength.

Fire fist and abnormal strength.

Dude. That's perfect.

You could just, like, rip his heart out

and then set it on fire.

That would totally kill him.

No, I'm not dating a demon.

I don't think we have a choice Lily.

I mean,

you'll be able to bring me back.

There's the reversal spell.

Its kind of like the sleep charm, but

it's an exorcism.

Okay,

let me get this straight.

You want a demon to possess your body,

you're going to fight a vampire lord.

And then you want me to perform an exorcism on you

to get that demon out?

Sick!

Yeah, that sounds absolutely crazy.

But I don't think we have any other options.

What happens if I can't get you back?

[Emotional music plays]

I know that you won't let that happen.

You know that'll always come back to you.

I'm terrified.

Me, too.

But we have to do this.

This is the happiest day of my life.

What?

[Emotional music fades]

So just read the spell

exactly as it's written.

[Loud bang]

Hey Coach LaRose.

What are you doing here?

I, I talked to your mom and

I came to see how my star player is doing.

Yeah?

How was the game?

You know uh,

you know strong opponent.

We didn't play our best.

You lost?

Arent they like, the worst team in the division.

The team needs you back Oliver.

And listen, I'm willing to put all this unpleasantness

behind us and reinstate you as captain of the team.

What the hell happened to you up here?

Oh, yeah um.

I kind of have a lot going on right now.

And, to be honest,

soccer is kind of my lowest priority.

That's the problem with you dumbshit kids.

Listen, you think so selfishly, it makes me sick.

Youre going to give up on this team?

Just like you're going to give up on

every other adversity you face in your small and mediocre life.

Alright and you can kiss your scholarship goodbye.

Yeah that that's that's really great, coach.

Good luck with everything.

[Melancholy music plays]

[Music turns omnious]

[Creature screeches] [Screaming]

Holy shit! Something just killed coach!

We got to get this done now!

Demon olim vas possidere gratulor regeneratio.

Demons of old possess this vessel.

And rejoice in your rebirth age.

Age nunc antiqua corpus male

et accipe eam, et vestrum.

Come now, ancient evil,

take this body and make it yours.

Veni daemonium, tibi grata sint. Come demon.

You are welcome.

[Wind gust]

[Monster growls]

[Monster screams]

[Monster growls]

[Monster screams]

Ollie! Its me! Ollie I love you!

Lily!

[Monster screams]

Are you okay?

I'm. I'm sorry.

Im okay.

It's just this thing.

It's it's so angry.

I don't think I'm going to be able to hold this real long.

[Swoosh]

Oh, God.

Daddys home! Get the book.

Go upstairs.

[Music stinger]

Dad? Now?

You piece of shit!

How could you leave us?

Oh please. Don't get sentimental.

I didn't give a shit about some stupid little kid.

All you did

was cry and shit.

I couldn't hear myself think

my work was all that mattered.

And look at you.

You make me sick.

The grimoire was not intended for some whiny little bitch.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

And maybe I'll let you join me.

I cannot wait to kill you.

Join us.

Never!

Enter, my lord.

[Music stinger]

Hey, champ.

Want to have a catch?

[Electronic music playing]

[Yelling]

So weak!

[Yelling]

Liam! Stake!

Look heads! I mean, up alive. Just, here!

[Creature screaming]

[Kicking thud]

What a touching family reunion.

This is my home now.

You're not welcome.

Oh, it's too late for that.

[Yells]

[Creature growls]

[Electronic music intensifies]

[Grunts]

[Growls]

[Cracking]

This is my world now.

And some stupid little shit isn't going to ruin it.

[Punch, punch, punch]

[Flames swoosh]

This game is over.

With your life the Devil loses!

[Punch]

[Yells]

[Monster growls]

How many people have you killed

just to satiate your own glutt?

Far less than if you brought the Devil here.

[Monster growls]

[Monster yells]

[Punch]

[Ripping]

You cant kill me.

I am forever

Burn it!

[Maniacal laughter]

[Heartbeating]

Boom boom boom.

The drum provides the feast to slay the beast.

And all this fighting is making me hungry.

[Yells]

[Chewing]

When you meet the Devil

youll long for the death

I offered you.

[Flame swoosh]

Hey. Hey.

You alrght dude?

Thanks.

Im okay.

Beat the shit out of the guy.

Hell yeah you did man.

[Grunts]

I adjure thee, O serpent of old, by the judge of the living

and the dead,

by the creator of the world, who hath the power to cast

into hell, that thou depart forthwith from this vessel.

He that command thee. accursed demon who will come

to judge the living and dead and the world by fire.

Amen.

Holy shit it worked!

Oh my God, Lily, I love you so much.

You did it.

Damn,

no one's ever going to believe this shit, are they?

Yeah, no one ever has to besides us.

Oh, God.

I don't want to get too cheesy, but

you guys are my family.

Let's go home.

You get all the answers you were looking for then?

I got everything I needed from this place.

What if the cops show up here, isnt there

just going to be, like, a ton of blood everywhere.

Let's burn this bitch down.

Watch out!

[Flame swoosh]

You guys seeing this?

Dude! You have, like, demon superpowers.

Thats so gnarly!

This could be useful,

[Flame swoosh]

Picture perfect ending.

We should probably go now.

You guys want some pancakes?

Yeah. That sounds great.

[Music stinger]

[Ominous music plays]

An offering

was made.

Ive come

for your soul boy.

[Ominous music intensifies]

[Flames ignite]

[Pop punk plays]