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HOW ARE YOU DOING?

THANK YOU, PEOPLE.

HOW ARE YOU?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

I APPRECIATE THAT.

THANK YOU.

I KNOW.

[APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

UNEXCITING SHOW.

EXCITING SHOW, EXCITING PEOPLE

HERE TODAY, EXCITING TIME OF

YEAR.

THE ELECTION YEAR GETS VERY

CLOSE.

TRUMP HAS THE LOWEST APPROVAL

RATING OF ANY MIDTERM CANDIDATE

EVER APPEARED ONLY 1% OF

REPUBLICANS ARE MENTIONING HIM

IN THEIR ADS.

IT'S GOTTEN REALLY BAD.

THE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE HIS

RALLIES NOW SAY

"LEE GREENWOOD & FRIENDS."

THIS IS THE TIME OF YEAR IT GETS

VERY NASTY.

JON OSSOFF RUNNING IN GEORGIA,

HIS OPPONENT MIKE COLLINS, THEY

HAVE EVIDENCE MIKE COLLINS SAID

WE SHOULD THROW MIGRANTS OUT OF

HELICOPTERS.

WHICH MAY NOT BE THAT FAR FROM

WHAT'S GOING ON BECAUSE THE

ADMINISTRATION HAS APPROVED NOW

TESTING A HEAT RAY FOR MIGRANTS

ATTEMPTING TO CROSS THE BORDER.

BAD ENOUGH.

I THINK THEY ARE RUBBING IT IN

WHEN THEY SAID THERE ARE TWO

SETTINGS, MILD AND.

I FIND THAT WRONG.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE AD THAT MANY

PEOPLE ARE CALLING THE LOWEST AD

EVER, FROM?

YOU REMEMBER?

IT IS PAKISTANI FOR "I'LL SAY

ANYTHING."

HE IS RUNNING IN OHIO FOR

GOVERNOR PRADY AMY ACTON IS THE

DEMOCRAT RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR.

HER STORY IS AN ALL TOO FAMILIAR

STORY.

WHEN SHE WAS 12 YEARS OLD HER

PARENTS SPLIT UP HER MOM GETS

WITH THE NEW GUY AND THE NEW GUY

ABUSES THE KIDS.

REPUBLICANS GOT AHOLD OF THE

MOTHER WHO HASN'T EVEN TALKED TO

THE KIDS SINCE SHE WAS 12 AND

GOT HER ON TAPE AS MAD SAYING

THE ABUSED GIRL WAS A LIAR, NOW

RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR.

TRUMP SAID THIS IS FAIR GAME.

A 12-YEAR-OLD VICTIM IS FAIR

GAME?

I KNOW THAT LOOKS BAD.

IT SOUNDS BETTER ON A BIRTHDAY

CARD TO JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

THIS IS THE TIME OF YEAR WHEN

ALL THE DIRT COMES OUT WHERE DID

YOU SEE THIS?

THREE GAY PROSTITUTES

CAME FORWARD TO SAY THEY HAD SEX

WITH LINDSEY GRAHAM.

WHICH ANSWERS THE QUESTION...

"WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE

OF AN OCTOBER SURPRISE?"

ONE OF THE PROSTITUTES CLAIMED

THAT THEY HAD SEX AT JOHN

MCCAIN'S HOUSE.

I'M NOT THAT UPSET.

JOHN MCCAIN WAS IN THE NAVY,

HIS FATHER WAS IN THE NAVY,

HIS GRANDFATHER WAS IN THE NAVY.

THE HOUSE IS ALREADY FAMOUS

FOR CRUSTY OLD SEAMEN.

IT'S HBO.

EVERYBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW

TRUMP IS ALWAYS COMMENTING ON

OTHER MEN'S PHYSIQUES.

WE DID IT JUST LAST WEEK.

HE WAS CAMPAIGNING FOR A GUY WHO

WANTS TO BE SENATOR, JON HUSTED.

HE SAID HE WAS LOOKING AT HIS

ASS.

HE SAID HIS ASS WAS A BIG PILE

OF MUSCLE.

JAMES TALARICO IS THE GAY ONE?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING.

I JUST KNOW THIS.

THE WHITE HOUSE SENT OUT NEW RED

HATS THAT SAY "MAKE AMERICA UGLY

AGAIN."

I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S JUST A LITTLE ODD THAT

TRUMP KEEPS GUSHING ABOUT MEN'S

BODIES AND HOW HANDS AND THEY

ARE AND THEY'RE ASSES AND

THEY'RE PHYSIQUE.

I'M A LITTLE HURT.

I WAS THERE FOR FOUR HOURS LAST

WEEK FOR DINNER AND NOTHING, NOT

A PEEP.

YEAH, I DID IT AGAIN, BITCHES.

I KNOW I'M THE BAD GUY BECAUSE I

GO AND SAY FACE-TO-FACE TO THE

MAN THE THINGS YOU WRITE IN

ARTICLES THAT HE'LL NEVER READ

BUT OKAY.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU.

I LIKE THESE DINNERS.

FIRST OF ALL.

YOU'RE IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

THERE IS JUST SOMETHING

THRILLING ABOUT BEING ANNOUNCED

WHEN YOU'RE IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU'RE OUTSIDE

THE OVAL OFFICE AND YOU HEAR THE

AIDE SAY SIR, YOUR 7:00 LOW

RATINGS DUMMY IS HERE.

THE DINNER WENT ON FOR FOUR

HOURS.

SLIGHTLY LONGER THAN THE PRESS

SECRETARY HIRED LAST WEEK.

WELL.

I MET HER.

SHE SEEMS NICE.

I FEEL BAD FOR HER.

THEY THREW HER IN THE DEEP END

BUT STILL I LASTED LONGER ON

PROM NIGHT.

BUT OKAY.

BUT YES.

I WILL HAD A LOT TO BITCH ABOUT.

TALKED ABOUT THE SUPREME COURT,

I SHOOTINGS, PULLING SKYLINK

DOWN.

ABANDONED THE AFGHANS.

HEGSETH IS DRAGGING YOU DOWN FOR

THE NEW SAY OBAMA IS NOT A

CENTRIST YOUR RACISM IS SHOWING.

PLEASE DON'T NAME THE OCEAN

AFTER YOURSELF.

WHAT ELSE?

YOU KNOW WHEN PRESIDENT XI SAYS

HE'S YOUR FRIEND, HE DOESN'T

REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT?

LOSING THE 2020 ELECTION.

I WAS AT THE REFLECTING POOL

THAT DAY DAY.

IT LOOKED LIKE A SHIT OR AS

TRUMP PUT IT THE NEXT DAY "HE'S

COMING AROUND."

I MEAN COMING AROUND.

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE.

WE SHOULD TALK.

I'M GLAD THAT WE TALKED.

BY THE WAY, IF ANYONE LACKED

ETIQUETTE AT THAT DINNER, IT WAS

ME.

I BROUGHT STEPHEN A. SMITH.

HE WAS PERFECT.

ON POINT.

I GIVE MYSELF AN A PLUS FOR

CHOOSING HIM.

BUT ME.

TRUMP NEVER LOST HIS TEMPER.

HE NEVER YELLED.

HE NEVER INTERRUPTED.

ME, I DID.

I COULD NOT HAVE BEEN TREATED

BETTER IF I WAS RUSSIAN.

WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE VERY

ANGRY INCLUDING REPUBLICANS

THESE DAYS.

TRUMP FAVORS RUSSIA SO MUCH IN

THE UKRAINE WAR.

THE GREATEST, YOU HEAR ABOUT

THIS?

STARLINK.

THAT'S ELON MUSK 'HAS BEEN, THE

SATELLITE THING.

UKRAINE NEEDS TO FIND OUT WHEN

THE RUSSIAN MISSILES ARE COMING

AND SOMEONE THREW A SWITCH TO

SLOW IT DOWN.

NOW THEY HAVE TO SEE IF THE

MISSILES ARE COMING.

THEY HAVE TO SIT THROUGH AN AD.

WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW.

WE'VE GOT GOVERNOR ANDY BESHEAR

AND STEVE HILTON RUNNING FOR

GOVERNOR OUT HERE.

FIRST UP, SHE'S THE FORMER

WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN AND PRESS

SECRETARY UNDER THE SECOND TRUMP

ADMINISTRATION.

KAROLINE LEAVITT.

KAROLINE, HOW ARE YOU?

GREAT TO MEET YOU.

THANK YOU FOR COMING.

>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME ON

THE SHOW.

HI.

>> Bill: DON'T WE HAVE A NICE

CROWD?

>> I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD FANS IN

COMMUNIST CALIFORNIA.

>> Bill: AM I BACK IN THE

DOGHOUSE AFTER THAT MONOLOGUE?

>> THAT WAS A TOUGH MONOLOGUE

BUT THE PRESIDENT SENDS HIS

REGARDS I TOLD HIM I WAS COMING

HOME SHOW AND HE SAID TELL HIM

HE LOVED THAT DINNER AND HE

KNOWS IT AND YOU ADMITTED IT.

>> Bill: I DO LIKE IT.

IT'S BETTER TO TALK.

LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU FIRST.

IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT HIM.

YOU'RE HERE.

>> I'M STILL LEARNING THAT.

>> Bill: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU

FOR A MINUTE.

YOU TALK A LOT LIKE HIM.

WHY?

I'M KIDDING.

YOU WERE THE YOUNGEST ONE EVER

TO DO THIS JOB.

27.

>> YOUNGEST IN HISTORY.

THANK YOU.

>> Bill: YOU ARE SO ALL OF 31

OR SOMETHING?

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW?

>> WELL, I'M ON YOUR SHOW SO

THAT'S A LOT OF FUN.

>> Bill: OKAY.

>> NO, I HAVE TWO VERY YOUNG

CHILDREN AND THAT'S WHY I LEFT

THE JOB.

I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE USE THAT

EXCUSE IN WASHINGTON.

BUT FOR ME IT WAS REAL.

I HAVE A 2-YEAR-OLD AND A

6-MONTH-OLD SO I'M SPENDING A

LOT OF TIME WITH THEM.

I'M STILL TALKING TO THE

PRESIDENT AM I HELPING HIM

THROUGH THESE VERY IMPORTANT

MIDTERM ELECTIONS.

I START WITH FOX NEWS ON

NOVEMBER 1ST.

THAT'S EXCITING.

>> Bill: SO THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE

DOING, OKAY.

I SEE NOW HE WANTS TO GET RID OF

THE PRESS POOL IN THE

WHITE HOUSE AND MAKE IT INTO AN

ACTUAL SWIMMING POOL.

DID YOU SEE THAT?

>> I HAVE SEEN IT, YES.

I HAVE SEEN IT.

LOOK, IT WAS A SIMPLE TURQUOISE

SWIMMING POOL AT ONE TIME.

IN FACT IF YOU GO IN THE AREAS

UNDERNEATH WHERE THE BRIEFING

ROOM ROOM IS YOU CAN SEE THE

TILE FROM WHERE THE POOL USED TO

BE.

HE JUST MAYBE WANTS TO RESTORE

IT TO ALL OF ITS GLORY.

I DON'T KNOW IF HE'LL DO IT.

HE'S BEEN FLIRTING WITH IT.

>> Bill: THIS IS THE ONE THING

PEOPLE GET MAD AT ME.

NOT ONE THING THEY GET MAD AT

ME.

MANY THINGS.

>> AT LEAST YOU'RE HONEST.

>> Bill: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

ABOUT ANY OF THIS.

I LIKE THE BALLROOM.

AMERICA DOES NEED A BALLROOM.

>> WE DO.

>> Bill: IT'S THE

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

YOU CAN'T HAVE A DINNER IN THE

GRASS.

UNDER A TENT.

>> MUD ON YOUR FEET AND YOU'RE

WEARING THESE EXPENSIVE SHOES.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THOSE ONES.

BUT IF YOU WENT TO THE

WHITE HOUSE YOU WOULD SPRUCE IT

UP.

>> Bill: ANYWAY.

BUT YOU WERE KNOWN TO BE VERY

SARCASTIC.

PEOPLE WHO WERE NOT ON YOUR

TEAM.

YOU SAID TO SOMEBODY YOUR MOM

DID.

REMEMBER THAT?

>> IF YOU MET THAT REPORTER, YOU

WOULD BE TRYING TO INSULT HIM

TOO.

THE GUY SUCKS.

BUT LOOK.

I LOVED MY JOB AND I TOOK IT

VERY SERIOUSLY AND I THINK IF

YOU ASK THE VAST MAJORITY OF THE

PRESS IN WASHINGTON, THEY'LL SAY

MY TEAM AND I HAD GOOD

RELATIONSHIPS WITH THEM JUST

LIKE PRESIDENT TRUMP DOES BEHIND

THE SCENES.

YOU KNOW THAT BETTER THAN

ANYONE.

>> Bill: WHEN YOU DO THAT,

WHEN YOU TAKE THAT TACK, I DON'T

KNOW IF IT CAN BACKFIRE ON YOU.

I REMEMBER WHEN BIDEN WAS

PRESIDENT, THEY USED IT TO PUT

STICKERS ON THE GAS PUMPS THAT

SAID "I DID THAT."

NOT SO FUNNY NOW THAT THE GAS

PRICES ARE IN YOUR

ADMINISTRATION.

>> I UNDERSTAND.

LOOK, OBVIOUSLY WE UNDERSTAND

WHY GAS IS WHERE IT IS AND WE

ARE VERY SYMPATHETIC WITH THE

AMERICAN PEOPLE FOR THAT.

THE PRESIDENT MADE I BELIEVE A

COURAGEOUS DECISION TO LAUNCH

MILITARY ACTION AGAINST IRAN

WHICH IS A VERY DANGEROUS REGIME

THAT CHANTS DEATH TO AMERICA.

SOME PRESIDENT HAD TO DO IT.

PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS THE FIRST

KNOWN AS HE SAID REPEATEDLY IT'S

A SHORT TERM COST FOR THE

LONG TERM GAIN OF ENSURING IRAN

DOES NOT OBTAIN A NUCLEAR

WEAPON.

I THINK MOST OF THE AMERICAN

PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT.

I HOPE THEY DO.

>> Bill: HELP ME UNDERSTAND

THIS MAN.

BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN THERE NOW

FOR QUITE A BIT, LIKE SEVEN

HOURS TOTAL.

>> I HEARD.

>> Bill: I KNOW.

ONE THING I REALLY THINK I

UNDERSTAND ABOUT HIM IS HE LOVES

THE WHITE HOUSE.

WHO CAN BLAME HIM?

IT'S MAGNIFICENT.

HE'S MADE IT BETTER.

HE TOLD ME THIS IS HIS HOBBY.

IT'S FINE.

EVERYBODY NEEDS A HOBBY.

REDECORATING AND SO FORTH.

>> HE'S A BUILDER AT HEART.

IT'S WHAT HE'S GOOD AT.

>> Bill: I GET IT.

HE COULD BE BUILDING A SHIP IN A

BOTTLE.

THIS IS WHAT HE DOES.

WHATEVER.

HE ALSO FEELS SAFE AND FOR A GUY

THAT THEY TRIED TO KILL THREE

TIMES, I DON'T BLAME HIM.

THEY SAID ON "60 MINUTES" A

COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO IT'S THE

SAFEST PLACE IN AMERICA.

HE'S JUST SO IMPERIOUS WHEN HE'S

OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE.

WHEN HE'S THERE, THE TOTAL

OPPOSITE.

HE NEVER PULLS RANK.

NO MATTER HOW FLIPPANT I GET, HE

NEVER GOES "HOW DARE YOU SAY

THAT IN THE WHITE HOUSE?

"I CAN TALK TO HIM LIKE I TALK

TO ANY GUY AT A BAR AND HE DOES

SOUND LIKE A GUY AT A BAR.

HE SEEMS TO GO IN AND OUT.

THERE'S SO MANY MOMENTS WHERE HE

GETS IT.

I SAID TO HIM, YOU KNOW, WHEN

YOU SAID THE SUPREME COURT, THEY

ARE VOTING AGAINST ME, YOU KNOW

THAT'S NOT HOW THE SUPREME COURT

IS SUPPOSED TO WORK, RIGHT?

IT'S NOT ABOUT -- THEY ARE NOT

VOTING FOR OR AGAINST YOU.

YOU APPOINT THEM AND THEY MAKE

DECISIONS.

HE WENT YEAH, I TOOK THAT ONE

TOO PERSONALLY.

YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?

HE GETS IT AND THEN HE DOESN'T

GET IT.

I'M AN OPTIMIST.

I PREFER TO THINK OF THE

PRESIDENT AS HALF SANE.

[LAUGHTER]

>> HE'S VERY SANE.

I THINK WE CAN AGREE HE IS FAR

MORE SANE THAN THE LAST ONE,

OKAY?

WE HAD A MENTAL PATIENT IN THE

WHITE HOUSE.

>> Bill: FAR MORE ENERGETIC.

>> THAT'S TRUE TOO.

>> Bill: THEN HE SAYS LIKE AT

THE DINNER TABLE.

IT'S AMAZING.

WE HAVE A NICE CONVERSATION AND

HE GOES "YOU'RE MY ENEMY.

PASS THE PEAS."

BUT HE WILL SAY THAT.

"YOU ARE MY ENEMY."

AND THEN IT LATER WE ARE TALKING

NORMALLY AND WE DON'T ACT LIKE

ENEMIES AND I WORRY THAT IF THIS

ELECTION GOES AS BADLY AS IT

LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO GO FOR

HIM AND THE REPUBLICANS, WE ARE

GOING TO HAVE A GUY WHO DOESN'T

HAVE AS MUCH POWER AS HE DID AND

HE'S JUST -- WE KNOW HE LIKES

VENGEANCE.

DO YOU WORRY ABOUT THIS LAST TWO

YEARS, WOULD ANY PRESIDENT WOULD

CALL A LAME DUCK TIME.

WHAT'S HE GOING TO BE LIKE IN

THAT SCENARIO?

>> I DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

ACTUALLY.

I THINK WE UNDERSTAND WHERE

HISTORY IS WITH THESE MIDTERM

ELECTIONS COMING UP.

I THINK IN 11 DAYS THE PRESIDENT

DOES HAVE A WAY OF DEFYING

HISTORY.

HE WAS IN THE OVAL OFFICE NOT

ONCE BUT TWICE BUT IN EVERY POLL

SAID HE WOULDN'T MAKE IT THERE.

I THINK HE'S WORKING REALLY HARD

ON THE ROAD TO TURN REPUBLICANS

OUT TO VOTE SO LET'S WAIT AND

SEE BEFORE JUMPING TO

CONCLUSIONS ON THE MIDTERMS.

I DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE

PRESIDENT.

HE LOVES OUR COUNTRY VERY MUCH.

HE WANTS TO MAKE IT RIGHT AND HE

HAS SAID.

YOU'VE HEARD HIM SAY THIS "I

WILL WORK WITH DEMOCRATS TO DO

WHAT'S BEST."

WE LOOK AT WHAT HE'S DONE IN

D.C. WITH MAYOR BOWSER, DEMOCRAT

MAYOR, CLEANED UP THE

HOMELESSNESS, CLEANED UP THE

CRIME.

THE CITY IS BEAUTIFUL.

I'VE LIVED OVER THE PAST TWO

YEARS.

MAYBE YOUR GOVERNOR SHOULD CALL.

MAYBE YOUR MAYOR HERE IN LA

SHOULD CALL ON CALIFORNIA WOULD

LOOK M BETTER.

HE'S THE TYPE OF GUY WHO'S

WILLING TO DO THAT.

I THINK YOU'VE SEEN THAT

YOURSELF AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

>> Bill: TO THE POINT OF ME

GOING TO THE WHITE HOUSE AND

TALKING TO HIM, I COULD NOT HELP

BUT THINK A LOT ABOUT LINDSEY

GRAHAM.

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

BECAUSE THE FIRST THING I RAISED

WITH THE PRESIDENT WAS STARLINK

AND TAKING THAT DOWN.

HONESTLY I THINK WHAT HE'S DOING

WITH RUSSIA IS UNCONSCIONABLE.

LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS THE GUY WHO

ALWAYS TALKED HIM OUT OF THAT.

LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS ALIVE, I JUST

DON'T THINK THAT TRUMP WOULD BE

DOING THE STUFF HE'S DOING,

BASICALLY PUTTING A KNIFE IN THE

BACK OF ZELENSKYY.

ALSO HE WAS GOING TO DO AN

EXECUTION A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO.

SOMEBODY TALKED HIM OUT OF THAT.

REMEMBER THAT?

WE WERE GOING TO HAVE A LIVE

EXECUTION OF THE FORT HOOD

SHOOTER SOMEBODY TALKED TO HIM.

HE DOES LISTEN.

WHEN HE'S IN THAT WHITE HOUSE HE

LOOKS YOU IN THE EYE, NEVER

INTERRUPTS, NEVER GETS MAD, HE

LISTENS.

>> AND HE SURVEYS THE ROOM.

EYE IS SOMETHING THAT I FIND

ADMIRABLE ABOUT HIM, HE WILL

LOOK AROUND THE ROOM AND HE'LL

ASK THE OPINIONS OF EVERYONE IN

IT WHETHER IT'S A LOW LEVEL

STAFFER OR CHIEF OF STAFF.

HE GENUINELY WANTS TO KNOW HOW

PEOPLE FEEL, WHAT THEY THINK.

HE TAKES THEIR COUNSEL AND

ADVICE AND THEN I THINK HE MAKES

THE BEST DECISION THAT HE

BELIEVES IS BEST FOR THE COUNTRY

IN THAT MOMENT.

>> Bill: IS THERE ANYTHING

THAT COULD MAKE YOU -- BECAUSE A

LOT OF REPUBLICANS NOW SAY WE'VE

HAD ENOUGH -- MAKE YOU NOT BE

LOYAL TO WHATEVER HE WAS DOING?

PRINCIPAL, IS IT MORE IMPORTANT

THAN THE PERSON OR IS THE PERSON

ALWAYS MORE IMPORTANT?

>> LOOK, MY RELATIONSHIP WITH

THE PRESIDENT.

OBVIOUSLY HE WAS MY BOSS BUT TO

ME HE'S ALSO A FRIEND AND HE

GAVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY OF A

LIFETIME.

I DON'T THINK I'D BE SEEING ON

YOUR SHOW RIGHT NOW IF NOT FOR

HIM GIVING ME THAT CHANCE.

I'M GRATEFUL FOR THAT.

ALWAYS WILL BE.

I'VE ALSO SEEN HIM BEHIND THE

SCENES AS YOU HAVE.

I KNOW IT'S HARD AND I KNOW HE

LOVES THIS COUNTRY.

HE WANTS TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S WHO HE'S ALWAYS BEEN TO

ME.

HE'S BEEN NOTHING BUT KIND,

UPLIFTING, ENCOURAGING.

HE DID NAME ME THE YOUNGEST

PRESS SECRETARY EVER AND A LOT

OF PEOPLE TOLD HIM HE SHOULDN'T.

HE TOLD ME THAT.

HE SAID HONEY, A LOT OF PEOPLE

SAID YOU WERE TOO YOUNG AND I

TOLD THEM, I WAS BUILDING

BUILDINGS IN MANHATTAN WHEN I

WAS YOUR AGE AND YOU CAN DO IT.

I AM INDEBTED TO HIM FOR THAT.

I'M VERY GRATEFUL FOR THE

OPPORTUNITY.

[APPLAUSE]

>> Bill: ANY ADVICE FOR THE

ONE WHO DIDN'T LAST QUITE AS

LONG AS YOU?

>> LOOK, IT'S A TOUGH JOB.

IT'S A VERY TOUGH JOB.

IT IS.

PEOPLE SAY IT'S ONE OF THE

HARDEST JOBS IN WASHINGTON.

WHEN YOU STEP TO THAT PODIUM, I

GIVE EVERYONE WHO STEPS UP TO

THAT PODIUM CREDIT BECAUSE ONLY

37 PEOPLE IN UNITED STATES

HISTORY HAVE BEEN THE

WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY.

THAT PRESSURE IN THE ROOM IS

ENORMOUS.

THE PRESS ARE VICIOUS.

I GIVE HER CREDIT FOR STANDING

UP THERE AND AS THE PRESIDENT

SAID IT WASN'T A GOOD FIT AND

THAT'S OKAY.

I WISH HER WELL.

WE ARE ON TO THE NEXT.

HE HAS A LOT OF OPTIONS.

IT'S A GREAT JOB.

IT'S A FUN JOB AND THERE'S A LOT

OF QUALIFIED PEOPLE WHO WANT IT.

>> Bill: SOMETIMES YOU GIVE UP

A HOME RUN IN THE FIRST INNING.

THEY DON'T USUALLY GO TO THE

BULLPEN THAT QUICK.

>> WELL, LOOK.

THE PRESIDENT DID HAVE A HIT

SHOW CALLED "THE APPRENTICE"

WHERE HE'S KNOWN FOR MOVING ON

FROM PEOPLE SO HEY.

IT'S IN HIS NATURE TO DO THAT

TYPE OF THING I GUESS.

>> Bill: I JUST HOPE I'M NOT

NEXT.

THERE'S A FEW MORE THINGS I WANT

TO SAY.

I APPRECIATE YOU COMING ON.

I ALWAYS DO.

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.

IT'S SUCH AN HONOR.

>> Bill: APPRECIATE IT.

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

[APPLAUSE]

ALL RIGHT KAROLINE, LET'S MEET

OUR PANEL.

HEY, GUYS.

HE'S THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE

FOR GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA:

STEVE HILTON.

[APPLAUSE]

HE'S THE DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR OF

KENTUCKY AND AUTHOR OF

"GO AND DO LIKEWISE:

HOW WE HEAL A BROKEN COUNTRY":

GOVERNOR ANDY BESHEAR.

HE'S BACK WITH US.

THANK YOU GENTLEMEN FOR BEING

HERE.

VERY INTERESTING QUESTION THAT

THIS PANEL DEMANDS TO BE ASKED.

I THINK WE HAVE HERE A GOVERNOR

FROM -- A. DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR

WHO'S VERY POPULAR IN A RED

STATE.

YOU DON'T SEE THAT A LOT.

AND THEN WE HAVE A REPUBLICAN

WHO CAN'T GET WITHIN 20 POINTS

IN A BLUE STATE.

WHY THE DISCREPANCY?

IS IT JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A

BALD BRITISH GUY?

IS IT THE NATURE OF THE VOTERS

IN THE TWO STATES?

WHY CAN YOU GET RED VOTES BEING

A BLUE GUY AND YOU CAN'T GET

BLUE VOTES BEING A RED GUY IN

THIS STATE?

>> I THINK IT STARTS OUT BEING

LESS POLITICAL AND MORE

PRAGMATIC.

BEING FOCUSED ON SOLVING

PEOPLE'S CHALLENGES, THE COST OF

LIVING, HOUSING, HEALTH CARE,

BEING FOCUSED ON ALL THOSE

PIECES.

I ADMIT IT HELPS HAVING A LESS

PARTISAN BACKGROUND.

GETS A LITTLE TOUGHER IF YOU'VE

BEEN ON FOX NEWS.

IF YOU'VE BEEN A FOX NEWS HOST.

THAT'S A CHALLENGE.

>> Bill: I LOVE THE WAY YOU

PUT THE KNIFE IN.

SO GENTLY.

>> WE TRY TO DO IT KINDLY IN

KENTUCKY.

>> Bill: YOU REALLY DO SPEAK

WITH THE BIPARTISANSHIP IS GOING

WELL SO FAR.

JUST TO REASSURE EVERYONE,

I KNOW I HAVE THE ACCENT BUT I'M

A PROUD AMERICAN AND I HAVE THE

JACKET TO PROVE IT.

[APPLAUSE]

AND A PROUD CALIFORNIAN AS WELL.

I THINK THE POINT IS THAT YOU'RE

TALKING ABOUT POLLS, NOT VOTES.

WE STILL HAVE PEOPLE VOTING

RIGHT NOW IN CALIFORNIA.

I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU EVERY

SINGLE DAY.

THIS MORNING IN LA, AND IT

HAPPENS EVERY DAY, PEOPLE WILL

COME UP TO ME NOW AND THEY SAY

"I'M A LIFELONG DEMOCRAT BUT

THIS YEAR I'M VOTING FOR YOU

BECAUSE WE'VE GOT TO HAVE SOME

BALANCE IN CALIFORNIA THEY'VE

GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING CHANGED."

I THINK WE ABSOLUTELY HAVE A

SHOT AT WINNING THIS ELECTION

PRECISELY BECAUSE IT'S NOT

HEALTHY TO HAVE ONE PARTY RULE

FOR SO LONG.

I THINK ANDY SHOWS THAT IN

KENTUCKY.

>> Bill: YOU THINK YOU CAN

MAKE UP 25 POINTS IN TWO WEEKS?

>> THERE'S ANOTHER POLL TODAY

THAT WAS HALF THAT.

THERE WAS ONE LAST WEEK THAT WAS

SIX POINTS.

I THINK WE CAN DO IT.

I THINK WE ALL AGREE 16 YEARS

NOW WE'VE BEEN DOING THE D IN

CALIFORNIA AND WE ARE NOT IN

GREAT SHAPE.

>> Bill: DON'T YOU THINK THE

REAL REASON IS YOU HAVEN'T

DISTANCE YOURSELF ENOUGH FROM

TRUMP?

AS LONG AS TRUMP IS PRESIDENT.

HE HAS A R BY HIS NAME AND YOU

HAVE A R BY YOUR NAME.

YOU HAVE TO GO WAY FURTHER THAN

YOU HAVE IN DISTANCING YOURSELF

FROM A GUY WHO'S NOT EVEN

POPULAR WITH HIS OWN PARTY RIGHT

NOW.

>> KENTUCKY IS TEN POINTS REDDER

THAN CALIFORNIA IS BLUE.

WHEN I RAN IT WAS ALL ABOUT

REPRESENTING MY PEOPLE.

I WOULD STAND UP AGAINST THE

PRESIDENT OF ANY PARTY IF THEY

WERE DOING SOMETHING THAT WOULD

HARM THE COMMONWEALTH OF

KENTUCKY.

AS ATTORNEY GENERAL I SUED THE

OBAMA ADMINISTRATION FOR CERTAIN

REGULATIONS THAT HURT US.

BUT RIGHT NOW WE'VE GOT A

PRESIDENT THAT SENT

NATIONAL GUARD TO OCCUPY THIS

CITY.

HE'S NOT GOING TO BE POPULAR IN

CALIFORNIA.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE

GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA, YOU'VE

GOT TO STAND UP FOR ITS PEOPLE

EVEN AGAINST A PRESIDENT OF YOUR

OWN PARTY.

[APPLAUSE]

>> I THINK I KNOW A LITTLE BIT

MORE ABOUT THE PEOPLE OF

CALIFORNIA THAN ANDY DOES.

I'VE BEEN TRAVELING THIS STATE

FOR YEARS.

I HAVE BEEN TO EVERY ONE OF OUR

58 COUNTIES.

WE'VE DONE HUNDREDS OF EVENTS,

THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE COMING OUT

WITH THEIR REAL PROBLEMS.

THEY ARE AT A BREAKING POINT

FINANCIALLY.

I PROMISE YOU IN ALL THOSE

EVENTS, MOST OF THEM NOW WE ARE

DOING THEM IN DEMOCRAT AREAS,

PLACES THAT YOU WOULD THINK

YOU'D HAVE DEMOCRATS.

WE PROMOTE THE EVENTS TO

DEMOCRATS AND INDEPENDENTS.

>> Bill: PEOPLE ARE FED UP,

THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.

>> I PROMISE YOU NOT ONCE HAS

ANYONE ASKED ME ABOUT TRUMP.

I UNDERSTAND THE POINT THAT

PRESIDENT TRUMP IS NOT POPULAR.

LET'S JUST PUT IT MILDLY IN

CALIFORNIA.

BUT THIS ISN'T ABOUT AN OPINION

POLL ON PRESIDENT TRUMP.

IT'S ABOUT CAN WE DO SOMETHING

ABOUT THE COST OF LIVING?

CAN WE CLEAN UP THE STREETS?

>> Bill: I'VE GOT A PERFECT

OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU TO SHOW US

THAT YOU ARE NOT A SHILL FOR

PRESIDENT TRUMP WHICH IS VOTING

FOR IT HE'S COMING AFTER THE

VOTING.

THE QUESTION TO ME, THE BIG

QUESTION HERE IS NOT WHETHER

ONCE IN A WHILE SOMEONE VOTES IN

THIS COUNTRY WHO REALLY

SHOULDN'T.

IT'S, IS IT SIGNIFICANT?

>> I AGREE WITH YOU.

>> Bill: YOU DO?

>> I THINK I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE

GOING AND I THINK WE SEE EYE TO

EYE.

>> Bill: I'M GOING TO READ YOU

SOME NUMBERS THREE NUMBERS DON'T

LIE.

JUSTICE DEPARTMENT, FEDERAL

PROSECUTORS HAVE CHARGED, JUST

CHARGED 113 CITIZENS IN 20

STATES WITH ILLEGAL VOTING.

THAT'S OUT OF 227000000

REGISTERED VOTERS.

113 OUT OF 227000000.

THEY LOOKED INTO IT.

THE HERITAGE FOUNDATION A.

CONSERVATIVE ORGANIZATION,

ARIZONA.

THEY WENT BACK 25 YEARS, 36

ELECTIONS, 42 MILLION VOTES

CAST, 36 CASES OF FRAUD.

PENNSYLVANIA.

100 MILLION VOTES CAST.

OVER 30 YEARS.

32 ELECTIONS.

39 CASES.

THEY WENT TO NEVADA JUST THIS

YEAR IN JULY, THS.

M THEY THOUGHT THERE WAS 16,000

NON-CITIZENS ILLEGALLY

REGISTERED.

THEY DID A BIG FOLLOW UP.

TURNED OUT 185.

NOT 16,000.

THEY DID ANOTHER FOLLOW UP.

IT TURNED OUT IT WASN'T 185.

IT WAS ZERO.

WITH THESE KIND OF NUMBERS,

DON'T YOU THINK THE REPUBLICANS

ARE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE AS WELL

AS A MORAL MISTAKE PURSUING THIS

AVENUE?

>> YEAH, I THINK IT'S CRAZY TO

LIFT THIS UP AS SOME KIND OF

CENTRAL ISSUE.

OF COURSE THEY'VE GOT TO ENFORCE

THE LAW.

IT'S ILLEGAL TO VOTE IF YOU'RE

NOT A CITIZEN.

BUT I AGREE WITH YOUR POINT

ABOUT THE PROPORTIONALITY.

BY THE WAY I'D GO FURTHER.

IN TERMS OF VOTING, I'D SAID ALL

ALONG THAT HE DIDN'T WIN THE

2020 ELECTION.

THAT'S THE BIG ONE.

IT PROBABLY CAME UP AT YOUR

DINNER.

>> Bill: IT ALWAYS DOES.

>> I'M WITH YOU ON THAT.

I'M WITH YOU ON THAT.

BUT LOOK, I AGREE BUT I THINK

THAT -- I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE

WE'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH

THE ELECTION SYSTEM IN

CALIFORNIA.

MAINLY THAT IT TAKES A MONTH TO

COUNT THE VOTES.

THAT'S TOUGH I THINK WE CAN ALL

AGREE WE SHOULD FIX.

>> Bill: OKAY.

HOW ABOUT ANOTHER ONE?

UKRAINE AND RUSSIA.

EVEN A LOT OF THE REPUBLICANS

NOW ARE CONDEMNING TRUMP.

SOME OF THE THINGS HE'S DONE

JUST IN THE LAST WEEK IS JUST

CRAZY.

THE PRICE OF DIESEL IS OFF THE

CHARTS HERE.

>> ALL TIME HIGH.

>> Bill: ALL TIME HIGH.

BE SANCTIONED RELEASE HAS TO

COME FROM RUSSIA?

WE WERE TRYING TO STARVE THEM

OUT OF WINNING THIS WAR.

STARVE THEM OF FUNDS.

LIFT THE SANCTIONS ON THE

DIESEL?

LIFT SANCTIONS IN GENERAL?

F THROWS THEM A LIFELINE WITH

STARLINK.

SOMEBODY WAS MUCKING AROUND WITH

STARLINK.

MUSK BLAMES HIM.

HE BLAMES MUSK.

SAYING THAT RUSSIA ISN'T DOING

MUCH IN THE WAY OF -- THEY ARE

KILLING PEOPLE LEFT AND RIGHT.

HE SAYS OH, THEY ARE NOT DOING

MUCH.

SAYING ZELENSKYY IS THE PROBLEM?

"THE WALL STREET JOURNAL" IS

AGAINST HIM ON THIS.

THE POST.

CONSERVATIVE OUTLETS.

IS THIS SOMETHING YOU CAN FOOL

THROATEDLY CONDEMN TRUMP ABOUT?

>> IT'S VERY CONCERNING.

WE CAN AGREE.

SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT ABOUT

TODAY, THE DAY WE WERE SITTING

HERE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.

IT'S THE 17TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE

HUNGARIAN REVOLUTION OF 1956.

MY PARENTS ARE HUNGARIAN.

MY WHOLE FAMILY GREW UP UNDER

COMMUNISM.

AND IT WAS EXACTLY AN EXAMPLE OF

-- I. MEAN, MY STEPFATHER ALSO

HUNGARIAN TELLS THE STORY THE

RUSSIAN TANKS ROLLING INTO

HUNGARY.

NOBODY STOOD UP.

NOBODY FOUGHT BACK.

SO I'VE GOT A VERY PERSONAL

BELIEF THAT YOU JUST CAN'T ALLOW

COUNTRIES TO ROLL IN AND OCCUPY

OTHER COUNTRIES.

I HAVE SAID THAT ALL ALONG

SPECIFICALLY ON THE OIL, THOUGH

APPEARED BY THE WAY, ONE OF THE

MOST CRAZY THINGS GOING ON RIGHT

NOW IN CALIFORNIA IS OF COURSE

THE OIL AND DIESEL IS MUCH

HIGHER AS A RESULT OF THE IRAN

WAR.

>> Bill: WHAT IS GAS HERE?

>> 6.5 DEGREES.

>> Bill: WHAT IS IT IN

KENTUCKY?

>> IT'S ABOUT 4.5 DAY.

BUT DIESEL IS 6.50, THE HIGHEST

IT'S EVER BEEN IN KENTUCKY.

SO I'VE GOT SOYBEAN FARMERS,

100% OF THEM VOTED FOR TRUMP.

THEY LOST THEIR FIRST CLIENT IN

THE USA.

BECAUSE OF WE FEED STARVING

COUNTRIES, THEY LIKE US BETTER.

MAKES SENSE FOR SOFT POWER.

THEN LINDA McMAHON CANCELED

THE FARM TO CAFETERIA PROGRAM.

THEN TRUMP'S TARIFF PUSHED CHINA

AWAY FROM OUR LARGEST PURCHASER

OF SOYBEANS.

ALL OF YOUR FARM MACHINERY RUNS

ON DIESEL.

A THIRD OF THE FERTILIZER IN THE

WORLD GOES THROUGH THE STRAIT OF

HORMUZ.

AND SO YOU'VE GOT ALL THESE

FARMERS WHO SUPPORTED TRUMP SO

STRONGLY THAT ARE ON THE VERGE

OF DECLARING BANKRUPTCY, THAT

DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THEY WILL

PLANT THEIR CROPS.

THIS THING ABOUT UKRAINE TRYING

TO CLAIM THAT THAT IS THE REASON

THAT DIESEL IS SO HIGH IT'S JUST

TOTALLY FALSE.

VLADIMIR PUTIN IS A VIOLENT

DICTATOR WHO ENGAGED IN THE

LARGEST LAND GRAB SINCE

WORLD WAR II.

THIS SHOULD BE REALLY EASY.

[APPLAUSE]

>> FIRST OF ALL.

OUR FARMERS WOULD LOVE THOSE

PRICES HERE.

BUT DIESEL IN CALIFORNIA IS $9.

THAT'S BECAUSE OF DEMOCRAT

POLICIES HERE.

>> IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF THE WAR

IN IRAN?

>> IT'S BOTH.

THE CRAZIEST THING IS THAT WE

HAVE ABUNDANT OIL RESERVES IN

CALIFORNIA.

THEY ARE BEING SHUT DOWN.

SO WE NOW IMPORT 80% OF THE OIL

THAT WE USE FROM GIANT

SUPERTANKERS SHIPPED HALF WAY

ACROSS THE WORLD NOW BECAUSE THE

REFINERIES HAVE CLOSED, WE

ACTUALLY ARE IMPORTING REFINED

GASOLINE.

WE'RE NUMBER ONE SUPPLIER OF

THAT IS INDIA.

WHERE DOES INDIA BUY ITS CRUDE

OIL?

RUSSIA.

SO BECAUSE OF DEMOCRAT CLIMATE

POLICIES IN CALIFORNIA, WE ARE

BUYING INDIRECTLY OIL FROM

RUSSIA UP HERE TODAY.

HERE IN CALIFORNIA.

>> ONE YEAR AGO THE PRICE OF

DIESEL WAS LESS THAN HALF THAN

IT IS RIGHT NOW.

DONALD TRUMP AND DONALD TRUMP

ALONE HAS CAUSED THAT INCREASE.

ANYBODY WHO SUPPORTS HIM IS

RESPONSIBLE FOR IT TOO.

[APPLAUSE]

>> EXCEPT IN CALIFORNIA.

YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THE FACT

THAT THE NATIONAL AVERAGE IS IN

THE $4 RANGE AND HERE IT IS $6

FOR IT EVEN WITH THE IRAN WAR,

EVEN WITH UKRAINE, EVEN WITH ALL

THESE THINGS CAT GETS $2 HIGHER

IN CALIFORNIA PRICE THERE'S

NOTHING THAT -- THAT'S NOT

TRUMP.

HE'S NOT IN CHARGE OF THOSE

POLICIES.

CALIFORNIA.

DEMOCRATS IN CALIFORNIA THAT'S

WHY WE NEED A CHANGE AND A BIT

OF BALANCE IN THE GOVERNMENT.

>> Bill: OKAY.

I NOTICED DURING THIS ELECTION

CYCLE, DEMOCRATS ARE REALLY FED

UP WITH NOT BEING THE MACHO

PARTY.

THEY DID, IN THE CYCLE TO TRUMP,

THEY LOST A LOT OF MANLY MAN

VOTES.

LET'S BE HONEST.

THEY BLOW UP FISHING BOATS.

THEY WILL FUCKING DO ANYTHING.

>> THEY ARE MOVING AWAY FROM

VEGANISM APPARENTLY.

>> WHAT I THINK IS HYSTERICAL IS

PETE HEGSETH IS RUNNING AROUND

TALKING ABOUT TESTOSTERONE.

BUT HE HAS A MAKEUP STAND AND HE

WEARS MORE HAIR GEL THAN A BOY

BAND.

[CHEERING]

>> Bill: IN ANY EVENT.

YOU ARE FUNNIER THIS TIME.

>> ALSO THE KNIFE GOING IN.

>> Bill: IN ANY EVENT, I

NOTICED THAT A LOT OF THE ADS

THAT THE DEMOCRATS ARE RUNNING

A.

OF DUAL SIDED RUNNING IN

MICHIGAN, HE'S GOT ONE WHERE

HE'S COMING OUT OF THE GYM.

AND THEN THERE'S THE CANDIDATE

IN INDIANA.

JAMES TALARICO.

HE'S LIKE OH COME ON YOU SAY I'M

GAY?

I'M EATING STEAK WITH MY HANDS.

SO WE NOTICED THE DEMOCRATS ARE

PUTTING ON MORE CAMPAIGN

POSTERS.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE?

FOR EXAMPLE.

DEMOCRATS UNLIKE THE

REPUBLICANS, OUR BIG DICK ENERGY

IS SUSTAINABLE.

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, NO LONGER

AFRAID TO GO ON ROGAN.

DEMOCRATS: WE'RE THE PARTY OF

THE NAZI TATTOO GUY.

DEMOCRATS: IT'S MORNING IN

AMERICA, AND WE'VE GOT THE

WOOD TO PROVE IT!

DEMOCRATS: THIS ASS KICKS YOU.

>> ARE YOU GOING TO BE USING

THAT ONE?

>> Bill: DEMOCRATS: WHEN WE GET

IMPEACHED, IT'S OVER A BLOWJOB.

DEMOCRATS:

YOU DON'T THINK WE HAVE BALLS?

WELL, JUST LOOK IN AOC'S PURSE!

AND DEMOCRATS: NOT THE PARTY

WHERE A CLOSETED GAY GUY DIES

AND THEY REPLACE HIM

WITH HIS SISTER.

ALL RIGHT.

THE REPUBLICANS ARE BOOING ME.

I LOVE IT.

LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR BOOK.

YOU'VE GOT A BOOK.

IT'S ABOUT FAITH.

YOU KNOW ME, A PERSON OF FAITH.

[LAUGHTER]

I WANT TO READ YOUR QUOTE

BECAUSE YOU SAY "REPUBLICAN

OFFICEHOLDERS HOLD THE BANNER OF

BEING THE CHRISTIAN PARTY WHILE

THEY DO SOME VERY UNCHRISTIAN

LIKE THINGS."

I HAVE HEARD THIS MANY TIMES

OVER THE YEARS BUT I MAY HAVE

SAID IT MYSELF.

THERE'S A CERTAIN TRUTH IN IT.

YOU CITE CUTTING FOOD ASSISTANCE

TO THE POOR, HEALTH CARE,

ROUNDING UP IMMIGRANTS.

BUT I DON'T KNOW.

IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE WHAT YOU'RE

SAYING IS IF YOU'RE NOT FOR THE

DEMOCRATIC POSITION, YOU CAN'T

BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN?

HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF A GOOD

CHRISTIAN IF YOU'RE NOT FOR

THESE PROGRAMS?

BUT ISN'T THAT LITTLE TOO EASY?

THESE ARE POLITICAL POSITIONS.

IF YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT IDEA OF

HOW WE SHOULD DO HEALTH CARE OR

IMMIGRATION OR ANYTHING, ISN'T

IT A LITTLE --

>> THAT'S ACTUALLY DOING

HEALTH CARE OR PROVIDING FOOD IN

A DIFFERENT WAY.

THE IDEA OF THE BIG UGLY BILL

KICKED 25,000 KENTUCKY KIDS OFF

THEIR FOOD ASSISTANCE.

THAT MEANS 25,000 KENTUCKY KIDS

ARE HUNGRIER TODAY THAN BEFORE.

THE MIRACLE OF THE FISHES AND

THE LOAVES IS SO IMPORTANT.

IT'S IN THE FIRST FOUR BOOKS OF

THE NEW TESTAMENT.

IT'S ABOUT PROVIDING ENOUGH

ESPECIALLY IN A TIME OF

SCARCITY.

SO I DON'T THINK THAT THE

POSITION IS UNCHRISTIAN BECAUSE

IT'S REPUBLICAN.

I THINK IT'S BECAUSE IT'S

TEARING FOOD AWAY FROM HUNGRY

KIDS.

[APPLAUSE]

>> Bill: WHAT DOES THE

REPUBLICAN SAY ABOUT THAT?

>> IT'S JUST NOT HOW I THINK

ABOUT IT HONESTLY.

I THINK THESE THINGS ARE

PRACTICAL QUESTIONS OF POLICY

AND COMPETENCE IN GOVERNMENT.

THE DEVASTATION ON OUR STREETS

IN CALIFORNIA.

I'VE BEEN OUT A LOT HERE IN

LOS ANGELES.

SKID ROW, MacARTHUR PARK.

EVERYWHERE YOU GO IN CALIFORNIA,

DESPERATE PEOPLE LIVING ON THE

STREETS, DRUG ADDICTION,

UNTREATED MENTAL HEALTH.

THIS STATE HAS BEEN RUN BY

DEMOCRATS FOR 16 YEARS.

EVERY LEVEL OF GOVERNMENT IT.

I DON'T THINK IT'S BECAUSE OF

ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE FAITH OR

LACK OF IT OF DEMOCRAT

POLITICIANS.

I THINK IT'S JUST THEY GOT THE

WRONG IDEAS AND THEY'RE NOT

COMPETENT AT RUNNING THINGS.

I DON'T THINK IT HAS ANYTHING TO

DO WITH FAITH.

>> I DO AGREE THAT FAITH ISN'T

ONE PARTY OR OR THE OTHER BUT IT

CAN BE JUDGED IN THE ACTIONS.

>> Bill: WHY IS THERE NEVER

ANYTHING GIVEN TO PEOPLE LIKE ME

WHO ARE INCREASINGLY MORE OF THE

POPULATION?

IT'S ALWAYS WORKING FAMILIES AND

PEOPLE OF FAITH.

I'M WORKING.

I DON'T HAVE A FAMILY TO WORK

FOR.

I'M NOT A PERSON OF FAITH.

>> YOU DO SEEM TO BE DOING

ALL RIGHT.

>> Bill: YEAH.

>> BILL, I'VE GOT SOMETHING HERE

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU $3 GAS.

>> Bill: YOU'RE GOING TO CUT

IT IN HALF?

>> YEAH.

RIGHT NOW YOU'VE GOT STATES

WHERE GAS STARTS WITH A 3.

YOUR FIRST 150 GRAND TAX FREE.

NO STATE INCOME.

THAT'S PROBABLY SOMETHING WE

AGREE ON.

AND HE SIGNED A TAX CUT IN

KENTUCKY.

I AGREE WITH THAT.

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE IT HERE.

WE'RE GOING TO CLEAN UP THE

STREETS FINALLY IN CALIFORNIA.

AND ALSO THE REGULATIONS SO YOU

CAN BUILD SHIT IN YOUR YARD AND

NOT HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE

INSANE REGULATIONS.

>> Bill: THE ONLY THING THE

REPUBLICANS HAVE GOING FOR THEM

IN THIS ELECTION I THINK OTHER

THAN OF COURSE THE CHEATING...

[LAUGHTER]

I AND THE BULLSHIT.

THE DEMOCRATS STILL ARE NOT

RENOUNCING THEIR FAR LEFT, I

DON'T HEAR IT BUT MAYBE I CAN

GET IT OUT OF YOU TONIGHT.

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

EVERY ELECTION I THINK IS ALWAYS

THE FIRST BATTLE AND THE NEXT

ELECTION.

THIS 2026 ELECTION IS THE FIRST

BATTLE IN THE 2028 ELECTION.

I THINK A LOT OF DEMOCRATS ARE

GETTING A FALSE POSITIVE I THINK

THEY ARE GOING TO KICK ASS AND

THEY ARE GOING TO THINK PEOPLE

WANT WHAT WHAT WE WERE GIVING

THEM AND THEY DON'T.

I DON'T THINK THEY DO.

THE DSA.

I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR A DEMOCRAT

SAY THE DSA, WHICH AGAIN, I'VE

READ THIS ON THIS SHOW.

THEIR OWN WORDS.

IT'S NOT SOCIALISM.

IT'S COMMUNISM.

IT IS COMMUNISM.

I'M SORRY.

TALKING ABOUT TAKING OVER THE

MEANS OF PRODUCTION AND TAKING

OVER KEY INDUSTRIES.

>> BUT YOU KNOW THERE'S ONLY ONE

CURRENT ELECTED OFFICIAL IN ALL

OF AMERICA THAT IS TAKING

GOVERNMENT STAKES IN THE MEANS

OF PRODUCTION AND THAT'S

DONALD J. TRUMP.

>> Bill: THAT'S TRUE TOO.

BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY ANSWERING

THE QUESTION I WOULD LOVE TO

HEAR SOMEBODY SAY YOU ARE NOT

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.

YOU ARE FREE TO DO THIS BUT YOU

SHOULD TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE

AND BE YOUR OWN PARTY.

>> WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A DSA

MAYOR HERE IN LOS ANGELES.

LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO BE

ELECTED MAYOR.

THAT'S WHY I THINK IT'S SO

IMPORTANT WE HAVE SOME BALANCE

HERE BECAUSE OTHERWISE HE'S

GOING TO PUSH BACK ON THIS

STUFF?

IF WE JUST HAVE MORE AND MORE OF

THIS AND NO ONE PUSHING BACK.

THAT'S WHY I THINK IT'S SO

IMPORTANT.

MY RACE.

YOU'RE GOING TO GET FINALLY

SOMEONE TO PUSH BACK ON THE FAR

LEFT IN CALIFORNIA.

[APPLAUSE]

>> BILL.

SOCIALISM IS A FAILED

EXPERIMENT.

IT'S NOT SOME BIG BOLD NEW IDEA.

BUT I CAN WORK WITH ANYBODY WHO

WANTS TO SOLVE A PROBLEM.

I COME AT ISSUES LIKE HUNGER OR

HEALTH CARE IN A VERY DIFFERENT

PLACE THAN DSA CANDIDATES BUT WE

BOTH WANT PEOPLE TO BE ABLE TO

SEE A DOCTOR WHEN THEY'RE SICK.

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

PROBLEM SOLVERS AND PROBLEM

CAUSERS.

REPUBLICANS IN THE BIG UGLY BILL

COULD CLOSE 35 RURAL HOSPITALS

IN MY STATE.

NO ONE CAN SEE A DOCTOR WHEN

THAT HAPPENS.

>> Bill: ALL RIGHT.

LET ME READ A QUOTE FROM DANIEL

LURIE.

THE SAN FRANCISCO MAYOR.

>> A FRIEND OF MINE, A GREAT GUY

AND REALLY DOING WELL.

>> Bill: VERY POPULAR.

VERY POPULAR DEMOCRATIC MAYOR IN

A CITY THAT WAS REALLY GOING OFF

THE RAILS.

HE OWNED IT.

HE SAID WE LOST OUR WAY AS A

CITY.

WE GOT SO ENTRAPPED IN OUR

PROGRESSIVE VALUES AND TALKING

ABOUT PROGRESSIVISM, WE WEREN'T

TAKING STOCK OF WHAT WAS

HAPPENING ON OUR STREETS.

WE WERE FOCUSED ON THE WRONG

THINGS AND WE WEREN'T FOCUSED ON

COMMON SENSE.

IS THAT SOMETHING YOU COULD

ENDORSE?

>> ABSOLUTELY.

WE NEED TO BE FOCUSED ON

PEOPLE'S EVERYDAY --

THE PARTY NEEDS TO BE HYPER

FOCUSED.

MOST PEOPLE WAKE UP IN THE

MORNING, THEY'RE NOT THINKING

ABOUT PARTY IDEOLOGY.

THEY'RE THINKING ABOUT THEIR

JOB, THEIR NEXT DOCTOR'S

APPOINTMENT, THE ROADS AND

BRIDGES THEY DRIVE TO SCHOOL

CACTUS SCHOOLS THEY DROP THEIR

KIDS OFF AT AND WHETHER THEY

FEEL SAFE IN THEIR COMMUNITY FOR

THAT OUGHT TO BE THE FOCUS OF

THE DEMOCRATIC COMMUNITY.

>> WE TOTALLY AGREE ABOUT THAT.

AT SOME POINT YOU'VE GOT TO LOOK

AT THE RECORD.

THE PLACES WHERE DEMOCRATS HAVE

HAD COMPLETE CONTROL -- I KNOW

MOST ABOUT CALIFORNIA.

ROADS ARE --

I DRIVE THEM THE WHOLE TIME.

WE ARE RANKED AS HAVING THE

WORST ROADS IN THE COUNTRY.

IN CALIFORNIA.

I THINK THAT'S RIGHT AND THAT'S

WHY DANIEL IS DOING SUCH A

GOOD JOB IN CALIFORNIA BECAUSE

HE'S PUTTING IDEOLOGY ASIDE AND

HE'S JUST SAYING LET'S CLEAR THE

HOMELESS ENCAMPMENTS.

LET'S REDUCE THE BURDENS ON

SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS.

IN SAN FRANCISCO.

THERE'S NO SIGN OF ANY OTHER

DEMOCRAT IN CALIFORNIA DOING

THAT.

THAT'S WHY I THINK IT'S SO

IMPORTANT I GET ELECTED AS

GOVERNOR.

I WILL BE A PARTNER FOR THAT

KIND OF PRAGMATIC PROBLEM

SOLVING APPROACH TO THINGS.

[APPLAUSE]

>> Bill: WILL YOU TALK TO THE

PRESIDENT?

>> NOT OFTEN.

>> Bill: BUT YOU WOULD?

>> YES.

>> Bill: WHAT'S YOUR MESSAGE

TO MY HATERS?

WHAT'S YOUR MESSAGE TO THE

PEOPLE WHO SAY I SHOULDN'T TALK

TO HIM AT ALL?

>> IF YOU GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO

TALK TO ANY PRESIDENT, OBVIOUSLY

YOU DO IT.

WHEN I DISAGREE WITH THIS

PRESIDENT.

[APPLAUSE]

WHILE I DISAGREE WITH THIS

PRESIDENT ON A LOT OF THINGS,

I'VE ACTUALLY SUED THIS

PRESIDENT 30 TIMES FROM THE

STATE HE WON BY 30 POINTS.

SOME PEOPLE HAVE SAID AREN'T YOU

WORRIED ABOUT YOUR APPROVAL

RATING?

MY RESPONSE IS WHAT'S AN

APPROVAL RATING WORTH IF YOU

DON'T USE IT FOR SOMETHING?

BUT IF HE IS DOING SOMETHING

THAT'S POSITIVE FOR KENTUCKY, I

NEED TO GIVE VOICE TO THAT IF

I'M GOING TO HAVE ANY LEGITIMACY

OPPOSING HIM WHEN HE DOES

SOMETHING NEGATIVE FOR KENTUCKY.

I JUST REALLY WISH HE'D DO

SOMETHING POSITIVE FOR KENTUCKY.

>> Bill: HONESTLY HAVING A

PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP I THINK

HELPS.

YOU HAVE TO --

>> YOU HAVE TO TALK TO PEOPLE.

>> Bill: YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH

THE PERSON WHO'S THERE, WHO HE

IS HE'S 80 YEARS OLD.

HE'S NOT GOING TO CHANGE.

THIS TIME WE WERE WAITING

OUTSIDE THE OVAL OFFICE, LIKE IN

MANY OFFICES.

>> LOOK AT HOW CASUAL YOU SAY

THAT.

>> Bill: WE WERE WAITING

OUTSIDE DRINKING.

THERE'S A TABLE THAT A LOT OF

PLACES HAVE WHERE THEY PUT

PUBLICATIONS.

WE HAVE ONE HERE.

ALL THE THINGS YOU GET AT THE

OFFICE.

MAGAZINES AND NEWSPAPERS.

THE 1I NOTICED THAT WAS NOT

THERE WAS THE NEW YORK TIMES.

MAYBE IT WAS 7:00 AT NIGHT AND

MAYBE EVERYONE HAD ALREADY TAKEN

ONE.

I THINK IT'S JUST THAT HE DOES

NOT READ IT.

YOU CAN PUT ALL THE EDITORIALS

YOU WANT IN THE NEW YORK TIMES.

I JUST DON'T THINK IT MATTERS.

YOU KNOW WHAT SENTENCE NEVER

CAME UP AT THE DINNER?

"I READ AN INTERESTING PIECE IN

THE ATLANTIC."

IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS AND

NOBODY HEARS IT KIND OF THING.

SO YOU HAVE TO GO WHERE THE

PERSON IS.

THIS IS A PEOPLE PERSON.

PEOPLE ARE SAYING...

YOU'VE GOT TO GET IN THERE AND

BE ONE OF THE PEOPLE SAYING.

HE'S NOT GOING TO READ IT IN THE

NEW YORK TIMES.

>> WE'VE GOT TO KEEP TALKING AS

A COUNTRY.

THE MOMENT WE REFUSE TO HAVE

CERTAIN CONVERSATIONS IS THE

MOMENT WE GIVE UP ON UNITY AND

BEING ABLE TO COME BACK

TOGETHER.

>> Bill: OKAY.

SO YOU WROTE A BOOK.

USUALLY WHEN PEOPLE WRITE A BOOK

IN AN ELECTION YEAR.

>> IT'S FOR THE ROYALTIES.

[LAUGHTER]

>> HOW MUCH?

>> DON'T I WISH.

>> Bill: YOU ARE FUNNY OR.

USUALLY IT MEANS THAT THEY'RE

GOING TO BE RUNNING FOR

PRESIDENT.

I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS IS A

RITUAL.

DOES IT REALLY HELP WITH THE

CAMPAIGN THAT'S UPCOMING WHEN

YOU PUT OUT THE BOOK?

EVERYBODY SEEMS TO DO IT.

>> WELL.

[LAUGHTER]

THIS BOOK TO ME WAS VERY

PERSONAL.

I SAW AN ADMINISTRATION THAT HAD

CO-OPTED FAITH AND IT IS MY Y.

IT DRIVES ME TO DO WHAT I DO.

I'VE SEEN IT USED TO DIVIDE

PEOPLE, TO EVEN MAKE SOME PEOPLE

HATE OTHER PEOPLE.

THAT'S THE ANTITHESIS OF WHAT I

BELIEVE IN.

TO ME THIS WAS A CHANCE TO STAND

UP FOR MY FAITH.

IT SHOULD BE USED TO HELP PEOPLE

AND NOT HURT PEOPLE.

IT'S SO IMPORTANT THAT IT'S NOT

DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN BUT IT IS

RIGHT VERSUS WRONG.

>> HE'S RUNNING.

>> Bill: LET'S NOT ASSUME

THAT.

WHO DO YOU SEE AS YOUR BIGGEST

COMPETITION FOR THE NOMINATION?

[LAUGHTER]

>> IF I CHOOSE TO GET IN IT'S

NOT WHO ELSE IS RUNNING.

I'VE HEARD SOME PEOPLE SAY IF

THIS THEN THAT.

I BELIEVE IN PRIMARIES.

I BELIEVE IN DEMOCRACY AND

YOU'VE GOT TO EARN EVERY VOTE.

IF I GET IN, WHOEVER ELSE GETS

IN, IT OUGHT TO BE A BATTLE OF

IDEAS.

>> Bill: WE ACT LIKE THERE'S

NOT A GUY HERE IN CALIFORNIA

THAT'S GOING TO BE IN.

YOU'VE GOT A GUY.

>> I BELIEVE OUR NOMINEE SHOULD

BE A DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR.

WHETHER THAT'S ME OR ANYONE ELSE

AND THAT'S BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT

PROMISED A LOT OF THINGS.

PROMISED HE'D BRING PRICES DOWN.

PROMISED HE'D KEEP US OUT OF

FOREVER WARS AND HE DID THE

OPPOSITE.

HE WORKED DEMOCRATIC GOVERNORS

HAVE OUR RECEIPTS, YOU CAN LOOK

AT, HAVE YOU BUILT THE HOUSING?

>> HAVE YOU BUILT THE HIGH SPEED

RAIL?

>> Bill: OH,, YEAH.

I'M GOING TO HAVE A FIELD DAY

WITH THAT.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

TRUMP SAID I ALONE CAN FIX IT

AND HE MADE IT WORSE AND NOW

PEOPLE ARE THANK YOU, NEXT.

ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

TIME FOR "NEW RULES."

ALL RIGHT.

NEW RULE: IF YOU CAN FIND A

SADDER PHOTO THAN THESE GROWN

MEN AT COMICCON TRYING

AND FAILING TO BREAK THE

WORLD RECORD FOR THE LARGEST

GATHERING OF PEOPLE DRESSED AS

SPIDER-MAN, I DON'T WANT

TO SEE IT.

LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY, GUYS.

I KNOW YOUR NAME IS PETER

PETER PARKER.

BUT I CAN THINK OF ONE PLACE

YOU WON'T BE PARKING YOUR PETER.

THANK YOU.

NEW RULE: SOMEONE HAS TO EXPLAIN

TO RUSSELL BRAND THAT IF YOU

DON'T WANT TO BE FOUND GUILTY OF

RAPE, TRY NOT TO LOOK SO MUCH

LIKE A RAPIST.

WHO'S YOUR LAWYER?

ANDREW TATE?

THERE MUST BE ONE SHIRT IN YOUR

CLOSET THAT BUTTONS ALL THE WAY.

IF YOU WALK INTO A COURTROOM

AND EVERYONE ON THE JURY

COVERS THEIR WATER GLASSES,

YOU PROBABLY NEED A DIFFERENT

OUTFIT.

NEW RULE:

NOW THAT JOHNNY DEPP'S NEW MOVIE

IS CALLED DAY DRINKER AND

RUSSELL CROWE'S NEW MOVIE IS

CALLED "B WAIT," SYDNEY

SWEENEY'S NEW MOVIE MUST BE

CALLED "I HAVE BIG TITS."

BE SURE TO CATCH JARED LETO'S

NEW ONE, A GUY WHO APPROACHES

YOUR DAUGHTER AT THE MALL.

ALL RIGHT.

NEW RULE: ALL THE PEOPLE BUYING

THESE RED-LIGHT THERAPY MASKS

HAVE TO ADMIT THAT IN FIVE

YEARS, THEY'LL BE SELLING THEM

AT A GARAGE SALE, ALONG WITH

THEIR SHAKE WEIGHT

AND THEIR PELOTON.

ON THE PLUS SIDE, YOU'VE ALREADY

GOT YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUME

THIS YEAR.

YOU'RE GOING AS MICHAEL MYERS

WITH MODERATE-TO-SEVERE

PLAQUE PSORIASIS.

NEW RULE: DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE

WELL-BEING OF THE ILLINOIS TACO

BELL AFTER A TRUCK DROVE INTO

IT.

THEY WORK AT TACO BELL.

THEY ARE USED TO PEOPLE

DESTROYING THE BATHROOM.

AND FINALLY.

NEW RULE:

NOW THAT SOCIALISM IS HAVING

A MOMENT, WE HAVE TO GET REAL

ABOUT HOW MUCH OF IT WE HAVE,

HOW MUCH OF IT WE NEED,

AND HOW MUCH OF IT WE CAN AFFORD

BECAUSE WHEN YOU DON'T, THIS IS

WHAT YOU GET.

YEAH, THAT'S FRANCE.

THE FRENCH ARE AN INTERESTING

PEOPLE.

THEY GAVE US THE WORD BLASÉ,

BECAUSE THEIR REACTION TO ANY

CRISIS IS EITHER SHRUGGING

OR SETTING THINGS ON FIRE.

THE FIVE WEEK OLD COUNTRYWIDE

RIOTS THERE HAVE BROUGHT IN

A LOT OF PERIPHERAL ACTORS,

BECAUSE EVERYTHING'S ALWAYS

BETTER BY ADDING A DASH

OF GAZA.

BUT IN ESSENCE, THE UNREST WAS

ABOUT YOUNG PEOPLE BEING FED UP

WITH CRUMMY SCHOOLS.

THEY'RE MAD THAT THE GOVERNMENT

ISN'T PROVIDING THE TOOLS TO

GIVE THEM A GOOD EDUCATION,

AND THAT MUST BE TRUE

BECAUSE THEY'RE COMPLETELY

IGNORANT ABOUT WHY THERE'S SUCH

A LACK OF MONEY.

AS NIALL FERGUSON WRITES

"THE FRENCH RIOTERS SAY THEIR

PRINCIPAL GRIEVANCE

IS UNDER-INVESTMENT IN SCHOOLS.

BUT IT SHOULD REALLY BE

OVER-INVESTMENT IN FRENCH

RETIREES."

YES.

FORGET "EAT THE RICH."

EAT GRANDMA!

SHE'S THE ONE WITH ALL THE

DISPOSABLE INCOME.

SAME HERE IN AMERICA.

WHEN MAGA PEOPLE PICTURE

GOVERNMENT MONEY GOING OUT

THE WINDOW, THEY IMAGINE IT

GOING TO A FOREIGNER,

BUT IT DIDN'T GO TO A FOREIGNER,

IT WENT TO THE BAND

FOREIGNER.

THIS IS WHY SOCIALISM

IS SO POPULAR WITH THE YOUNG:

THEY SEE THE GOVERNMENT PAYING

OLDER FOLKS TO SIT AROUND

ALL DAY AND THEY SAY,

"HEY!

WHERE'S MY MONTHLY CHECK FOR NOT

FOR DOING DICK?"

WELL, KIDS, PART OF THE ANSWER

THERE IS THAT OLDER FOLKS DID

DO DICK WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG

LIKE YOU ARE NOW, THAT'S THE

TIME OF LIFE WHEN YOU DO

DO DICK.

AND WHEN YOU'RE OLD,

IT'S OKAY THAT YOU DON'T...

DO DICK.

LOOK, OLD PEOPLE LEGITIMATELY

NEED MORE SERVICES AND THE YOUNG

NEED LESS, BECAUSE THE YOUNG

GENERALLY ARE NOT SICK AND

DYING, WITH THE POSSIBLE

EXCEPTION OF THE ONES WHO BUY

THEIR VAPES AT A GAS STATION.

BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE, THE YOUNG

WANT SOCIALISM BECAUSE THEY'RE

JEALOUS THAT OLDER PEOPLE HAVE

IT AND THEY DON'T.

EVERYTHING SOCIALISTS WANT

WE ALREADY HAVE.

GOVERNMENT-PAID

UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE?

WE HAVE IT.

IT'S CALLED MEDICARE.

UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME?

WE HAVE IT.

IT'S CALLED SOCIAL SECURITY.

MEDICAID IS ADULT DAY CARE.

IF YOU'RE A SENIOR CITIZEN,

YOU'RE ALREADY LIVING LIKE

MAMDANI IS PRESIDENT.

NOW, THESE ARE HISTORIC,

NECESSARY PROGRAMS, BUT WE HAVE

TO ADMIT, THE REDISTRIBUTION OF

WEALTH HAS GOTTEN OUT OF WHACK.

SAME AS IN FRANCE:

THE SCHOOLS ARE CRUMBLING

THERE BECAUSE A THIRD OF THEIR

EDUCATION BUDGET GOES TO

PENSIONS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T

TEACH ANYMORE.

HERE IN AMERICA, WE SPEND

SIX TIMES MORE ON EVERY PERSON

OVER 65 THAN WE DO ON THOSE

UNDER 25, AND THIS IS NOT

SUSTAINABLE.

WHEN SOCIAL SECURITY WENT INTO

EFFECT IN 1940, LIFE EXPECTANCY

FOR AMERICAN MEN WAS 61,

AND SOCIAL SECURITY KICKED IN AT

65, SO YOU CAN SEE WHY IT WAS

A WORKABLE WAY OF GETTING

MONEY TO OLDER PEOPLE.

BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFORE

THEY GOT IT.

[APPLAUSE]

THAT'S NOT THE CASE NOW THAT

PEOPLE LIVE LONGER AND THERE ARE

LESS YOUNG WORKERS PAYING IN,

BUT RATHER THAN FIX IT AT THE

SOURCE, AND PUTTING MORE MONEY

IN THE HANDS OF THE YOUNG,

WE KEEP GIVING IT TO THE OLD

WHO THEN HAVE TO TURN AROUND

AND GIVE IT TO THEIR BROKE KIDS

ANYWAY.

ALMOST HALF OF YOUNG ADULTS

LIVE WITH THEIR PARENTS.

AND EVEN WORSE, IT'S THE HALF

THAT PEES ALL OVER THE TOILET

SEAT.

IS THIS REALLY THE MOST

EFFICIENT WAY TO DO THIS?

BY TAKING MONEY FROM WORKING

PEOPLE, GIVING IT TO RETIRED

PEOPLE, WHO THEN GIVE IT BACK

TO THEIR ADULT CHILDREN SO THEY

CAN PAY RENT?

HALF OF U.S. PARENTS WITH GROWN

KIDS GIVE THEM REGULAR HELP

WITH NOT JUST RENT BUT

GROCERIES, CELLPHONES,

HEALTHCARE, CAR PAYMENTS,

COUGHING UP AN AVERAGE OF ALMOST

$1500 A MONTH, BEATS THE HELL

OUT OF MY ALLOWANCE AS A KID.

YOU THOUGHT YOU RAISED A COUPLE

OF YOUNG ADULTS?

NO.

YOU RAISED A SUBSCRIPTION

SERVICE THAT AUTOMATICALLY

RENEWS.

AND BUYING A HOUSE?

A QUARTER OF MILLENNIAL

HOMEOWNERS NEEDED TO GET HELP

WITH THE DOWN PAYMENT FROM

THE BANK OF DAD.

THE MEDIAN STARTER HOUSE

IN L.A. COSTS $639 GRAND.

THE ONLY OTHER WAY THE AVERAGE

YOUNG PERSON COULD AFFORD THAT

IS BY DATING BILL BELICHICK.

WE HAVE TO STOP ROBBING TOMORROW

BECAUSE WE'RE PAYING SO MUCH

FOR YESTERDAY.

THAT'S THE PART BOOMERS HAVE TO

OWN UP TO, BUT THE YOUNGER

GENERATIONS HAVE TO OWN UP

TOO.

BECAUSE THE OTHER REASON

THERE'S NOT ENOUGH MONEY IS

THERE'S A LOT OF FAKING

AND IDLING AND GRIFTING.

YES.

DID YOU KNOW THAT IN THE U.K.,

ONE OUT OF EVERY SEVEN NEW CARS,

UNTIL RECENTLY INCLUDING LUXURY

BRANDS LIKE BMW, IS PAID FOR BY

THE GOVERNMENT TO GIVE TO

SOMEONE WITH A DISABILITY?

AND DISABILITY NOW COUNTS FOR

10% OF THE POPULATION, BECAUSE

IT INCLUDES "MENTAL HEALTH

CONDITIONS" WHICH WE USED TO

CALL "LIFE," BUT NOW YOU CAN

GET GOVERNMENT MONEY IF YOU

HAVE ADHD, ANXIETY, DEPRESSION,

WHEAT INTOLERANCE, TENNIS ELBOW,

ACNE.

REALLY.

THOSE ARE REAL.

OH, AND DYSLEXIC TOO.

THEY'RE THE ONES DRIVING BWMs.

ENGLAND IS BECOMING A NATION OF

MOOCHERS.

NO WONDER HARRY AND MEGHAN

MOVED BACK.

THE U.K. HAS HAD SEVEN PRIME

MINISTERS IN THE LAST TEN

YEARS.

THAT'S BECAUSE NO POLITICIAN

CAN BE WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT:

A GENIUS WHO FIGURES OUT HOW TO

GIVE OUT ENDLESSLY MORE MONEY

WITH EVER LESS WORKING PEOPLE.

AND WE'RE HEADED DOWN THE SAME

ROAD, ONLY WITH BIGGER CARS

AND FATTER PEOPLE.

TWENTY YEARS AGO IN HIS

HIT DOCUMENTARY "SICKO,"

MICHAEL MOORE CELEBRATED FRANCE

FOR ITS SOCIAL SAFETY NET,

INCLUDING THE SCENE WHERE

A FRENCH CITIZEN TELLS MICHAEL

THAT THEIR CHILDCARE IS SO

GENEROUS THAT WHEN YOU HAVE

A BABY, SOMEONE FROM THE

GOVERNMENT COMES OVER TO YOUR

HOUSE AND DOES YOUR LAUNDRY,

AND IF SHE WEARS THE FRENCH

MAID'S OUTFIT, THAT'S EXTRA.

NOW, IT'S A GREAT MOVIE.

BUT IF YOU THINK SOCIAL SECURITY

HERE ISN'T GONNA RUN OUT,

IT IS IN SIX YEARS.

OR THAT THERE'S

A GOVERNMENT ANYWHERE IN THE

WORLD THAT CAN AFFORD TO GIVE

YOU A CAR FOR BEING SAD OR DO

YOUR FUCKING LAUNDRY FOR YOU,

THEN YOU'LL DO WELL TO REMEMBER

THIS ABOUT THE FRENCH.

THEY'RE FAMOUS FOR TWO THINGS:

WELFARE AND ORAL SEX,

AND IN BOTH CASES, YOU CAN'T ALL

JUST RECEIVE.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S OUR SHOW.

I WANNA THANK STEVE HILTON,

GOVERNOR ANDY BESHEAR,

KAROLINE LEAVITT.

CLUB RANDOM DROPS EVERY MONDAY

ON YOUTUBE, OR LISTEN WHEREVER

YOU GET YOUR PODCASTS.

NOW GO WATCH "OVERTIME"

ON YOUTUBE!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

APPRECIATE IT.

THANK YOU.

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