Original subtitles

My feelings are always spinning around and around!

I'm Shinobu!

Gaboraa!

I'm a female ninja, Watashi Kunoichi

Two times two equals Shinobu! Ninin ga Shinobu desu

I'm a trainee, but... Minarai dakedo

...I'm on the path to becoming a ninja ninja no michi wo mashigura

Let's learn ninja techniques, Manabo ninpo

Nin-Nin! Let's learn ninja techniques, Manabo ninpo

Nin-Nin!

Finally today, the great transformation kyou koso daihenshin

Chant the spell, Jyumon tonaete

What's this magnificent, yet naughty, sight? a bold pose, I'm going to nail it daitan pozu kimete mimasu

What's this magnificent, yet naughty, sight?

Let's go, close your eyes, take a deep breath Iku yo me wo tojite shinkokyuu shite

Suuu~! Let's go, close your eyes, take a deep breath Iku yo me wo tojite shinkokyuu shite

Suuu~!

Ninja Technique: Art of the Doppelganger Ninpo bunshin no jutsu

One, two, three, four! One, two, three, four! Ichi ni san shi

Oh my, that's weird Arya-rya-rya hen ne

Big time, big time, Buchake buchake

Lots of mishaps Shippai ippai

Watch this, this time it's ninja stars Mitete kondo wa shuriken

One, two, three, four! One, two, three, four! Ichi ni san shi

Hopefully this will work Nantoka naare

Ei-ya, Ei-ya! Ei-ya, Ei-ya!

It's sink or swim Ichikabachika de

Watch this, my power's at it's max Mitete pawaa wa zenkai

I'll be stronger tomorrow, Shinobu Asu wa motto tsuyoku narimasu Shinobu

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I'll be stronger tomorrow, Shinobu Asu wa motto tsuyoku narimasu Shinobu

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

I'm a ninja Ninja desu

This story is a boob fandom anime made by boob fanatics...

...for the boob fanatics, filled with lots of boobs.

Bad boy, Onsokumaru. You're only allowed to say boobs three times a day!

Mmmm... boobs!

Ninjas Hate the Heat!

Ninjas Mate the Hear Ninjas Hate the Heat!

Ninjas Mate the Hear

See? It's December.

I see. Start by getting into the mood.

Now, we should feel a body temperature difference of .3 degrees.

On another note, this picture is kinda hot in its own way.

A "cooling" story. In other words...

Coolstory!

The other day, I saw an angry greasy fat guy in front of a lunchbox shop...

...complaining how small their fried chicken is.

It's hot! It's too hot!

How is Shinobu persevering through such a sweltering afternoon?

Gimme your idea. Line connected!

Hello! This is Shinobu! Who is this?

Who is it? It's me, Shinobu. Do you know who this is?

I'm sorry, I don't.

Did you need something?

I do need something.

Shinobu, what are you doing right now?

What kind of ideas are you getting?

Tres bien! What kind of underwear are you wearing on such a hot day?

Um... underwear?

I'm not wearing any right now.

Hello? Hello? Hello?

Amachare-kappore. Let's go!

I'll be right over, so... so stay as you are, stone statue of Jizo!

You're coming here? I'll be right over, so... so stay as you are, stone statue of Jizo!

You're coming here?

Shut your mouth!

New Hebrides Islands Eromanga Island

New Hebrides Islands Eromanga Island Don't you see this emblem? Daaa!

Don't you see this emblem? Daaa!

Um...

Oh my! Oh my!

I knew it! That call was from Onsokumarul!

To everyone watching their TV!

Sorry to keep you waiting!

The signal for the festivities to begin just went off!

I see...

Makes sense that she's not wearing any underwear.

You bitch! You tricked me.

But I forgive you, because this is really nice too!

T-Thanks...

But hey! Kaede came over today to hang out!

But, because it's so hot we're... look!

T-Thanks for the invite.

Today's second bathing suit gal!

Bikini and a one-piece... We've got a variety for you!

Service! Service! Service! Service!

You pervert ninjas! Get in front!

Lick a soft ice cream cone!

Put a banana boat between your legs!

Plant your arms in front and bend forward forty-five degrees!

Spray water on your face! Splash! Splash!

Bikini Photograph Session: Super Moe

What the heck?

Everyone's so energetic.

The summer's rays have ignited the men's fire.

Very nice...

A pool is a great idea.

Yes, it's refreshing and yet somehow dirty!

I guess I'll jump in the pool and get with it too!

Here I come!

I drank too much water-pyooo!

I need a beautiful girl-pyooo... to do mouth to mouth-pyooo...

I need a blood transfusion-pyooo... from a beautiful girl-pyooo...

What a reckless character!

Oh my... now, of course Shinobu will...

This is a scary angle!

Listen, Onsokumaru!

You have to stretch before you go in the water!

Shinobu, I totally forgot.

It's summer...

What a beautiful location!

It's a secret location only the ninjas know.

Because of all the trouble Onsokumaru has been causing...

...you're specially invited to use it!

I'm sorry.

Not at all. This is much better!

It's so cold! Maybe I'll take a sip...

Give me back my underwear!

Don't let go or I'll drown.

You're a croc remember?

I knew you'd come.

Sorry. We decided to get here before you.

We've been waiting for you!

When did they...

Oh my, there are people here already.

Huh? Is that you Sis? Kaede?

Welcome!

Damn brat! What's a loli-girl like you doing wearing a bikini?

Run! The perverts are coming!

Stop it! Don't pull it! Run! The perverts are coming!

Stop it! Don't pull it!

Choina-choina! What did I tell you?

It feels gross! Choina-choina! What did I tell you?

It feels gross!

I'm not going to lose this sexy competition!

Sasuke! Bring me my bikini bottom!

Here they are!

I'm hungry but I want to go to the bathroom first!

He's at a difficult age...

Stop talking about things that don't make sense!

Sorry to leave you in the dark.

Um... By the way Miyabi,

where can we get changed?

Oh, there's a changing room...

...by the arbor over there. This way.

Being a pervert is a man's sin...

Not forgiving that is the woman's sin...

What are you talking about so suddenly?

I'm saying let's go watch them get changed.

I wouldn't, if I were you.

Misdemeanor Charges: Article number one, section number twenty-three. I wouldn't, if I were you.

Misdemeanor Charges: Article number one, section number twenty-three. You'll get in trouble.

It is illegal to secretly loiter and prowl in areas where articles of clothing may be taken off such as... Stop acting like goody-two-shoes.

...a home, bathing area, changing area and bathroom without a valid reason... Stop acting like goody-two-shoes.

I want naive boys like you to have this!

Ninja Technique Ero-motion!

What was that just now?

Shh! You're so stupid!

Shut up and fall under his spell!

I've been charmed...

Let us go, my fellow ninjas. I've been charmed...

Let us go, my fellow ninjas.

Yes, let's!

Wow, what a powerful ninja technique.

I can't believe I couldn't dodge that.

It's no use if I'm under a spell! I can't believe I couldn't dodge that.

It's no use if I'm under a spell!

Wonder if it's going to be erotic?

Hey! Don't leave me behind!

Women's Changing Room

You look more full-bodied without your clothes on, especially around your chest.

Stop! What do you mean?

The same goes for you, too.

I don't think so...

Gotcha! Gotcha!

Jeez, Miyabi...

Shinobu...

Oh, no...

You mustn't...

We shouldn't, Kaede... Miyabi is watching...

It doesn't matter...

Today, Miyabi can join us too, right?

Join what?

The secret things that women do...

Now... come here.

Women?

...is what I think is happening.

What's wrong guys?

T-That was an imagined scene?

I can't believe I let myself react in such ways!

Must be nice to be young. Anyway!

Our goal is inside this forest!

Shall we go, you premature bastards?

Roger! Roger!

Just you wait, maidens...

What's wrong?

This is amazing!

A hundred rhinoceros and stag beetles...

No! There are a hundred and eight!

Sure was worth living this long!

It's a treasure trove!

I feel like we're forgetting something important...

Who cares, as long as we're all having fun?

Hey! Look at that!

Stingy-sting hurts! Stop stinging me!

A catastrophe!

No! That's not what I'm talking about!

Look at that!

That

That What?

That

That

That That's a...!

That

Is that the legendary...

Samurai Helmet Beetle Is that the legendary...

Get the legend!

No! Get the legend!

No!

Stay still!

Wait! Stop it! Guys! Stay still!

Wait! Stop it! Guys!

Abi-chori, abi-chori, tareeee...

Oh my.

You bastards!

Damn it!

Oh no!

This is bad!

The current gets stronger around there!

We need to save him!

Let's go everyone!

Um... Did something happen?

Yahoo!

Today is probably the pinnacle of my life! Yahoo!

Today is probably the pinnacle of my life!

There you go!

Oh, Onsokumaru!

Onsokumaru, are you okay?

No, I'm not okay!

Something terrible happens to me...

...and you guys are having a happy moment?!

A bikini babe here and there isn't going to quell my anger! Kintoki bean!

Kaede, hold on!

No!

Even the Earth is angry with me!

But isn't this a bit too strange?

Something's weird!

The water temperature is rising!

What?

It couldn't be... a hot spring?

Hey hey... that sounds really bad!

This is bad! Everyone run!

Looks like everyone is okay.

Over there!

Guys! Help! Help me! Save me! Please!

What a beautiful rainbow.

Oh, that?

This will be a summer to remember.

Yes!

Are you just going to leave me up here?

Miyabi in Love!

Miyabi in Love Miyabi in Love!

Miyabi in Love

So, that's the story.

I didn't know what to do.

No way. That doesn't sound right.

Are you sure about that?

It's true! I'd never lie to you.

Boys Dorm Girls Dorm It's true! I'd never lie to you.

Boys Dorm Girls Dorm

I live this way so,

I'll see you tomorrow at school. Bye-bye.

Okay! See you later!

Bye!

Yakisoba Takoyaki Stare...

Stare...

Don't scream or he's going to get it.

Miyabi, listen to what he says!

Don't try to change the subject!

How could you!

You were hiding and watching this entire time? Even you, Sis?

I'm sorry!

Lax Face

Beast Face

Can you believe it? Look how different she is.

The current laws aren't enough to punish her.

Seems like she acts cute in front of that boy.

Stop whispering!

So who's that boy? Will you introduce me to him?

Well...

List of students

List of students Here he is. It's this guy. His name is Takeru.

List of students

The suspect is in the Magic Department...

...and his grades rival Miyabi's.

What's your relation to him?!

Kids these days are so full of vigor!

Shut up. Takeru is a good friend!

He's a wonderful guy compared to you guys.

Didn't take long for her to gush!

Love G-men! Can you backtrack it?

It's a success! The source is...

It's true love.

It's crisp and refreshing!

Shwaaa~!

Shut up! Shut up!

And these guys are...?

The secret Miyabi fans on their last breath.

How regretful...

But, if it means Miyabi's happiness,

we'll bow out like men!

Hope you have a wonderful life together!

I'll be cheering for you, too!

Miyabi?

Ninja Academy Phavmaceutical Research Depaviment

The Ninja Academy Pharmaceutical Research Room is...

...where they research and develop forbidden drugs day and night.

It's the super secret section!

Biochemistry Department It's the super secret section!

Biochemistry Department

Specimen Room

Sis...

Don't worry. Let's leave it to Onsokumaru.

Guys! How is the development of that drug coming along?

Oh, Onsokumaru!

Perfect timing!

We just finished it!

Is that the...

Indeed!

It's the love potion!

Every ounce of wisdom and skill from our Ninja Academy Pharmaceutical...

...Research Department is collected in this secret miracle drug!

Stop fighting over it, you idiots!

I didn't do a special sneak preview...

...0 you guys could be popular with the ladies!

You're right. Didn't mean to get so excited.

As a member of the Miyabi Fan Club... I'm embarrassed!

Um... are you sure that potion is safe?

I'm shocked!

Are you doubting the Pharmaceutical Research Department's skills?

I'll drink it anyway.

He's guzzling it!

Hey! That's not fair!

Onsokumaru! What are you doing?!

Ha-ha! I drank it all!

That's not what I mean!

You're supposed to make the person you want to fall in love with you drink it!

You'll fall in love with the first person you see!

Why does this happen to me?

Love potion Popularity potion Why does this happen to me?

Why does this happen to me?

Shinobu! Where's Shinobu?

Come get in front of me! Please come here!

I'll be waiting for you to apply.

Getting close to Onsokumaru right now is really dangerous!

Hey, look everyone!

The monkey over there is pulling the...

...edges of his briefs so hard he's floating!

What?!

And look at the size of his Nyoibo that he's barely concealing!

That's definitely an R rating!

Oh! The flowers are blooming all around him!

He's glaring at us and provoking us!

Damn it! I so want to see!

But I don't want to see that right now!

Oh, Onsokumaru, there's a triangular, crudely cut,

dangerous-looking wooden pole inconspicuously placed over there.

Be careful!

Damn idiot! There's no way something like that would...

Am I mounted on something?

I can't take this!

He should just fly.

Yeah...

It's starting to feel good...

Onsokumaru, you can do it!

You're almost at the goal!

That's Shinobu's voice!

I've been waiting for this moment!

I pick you as my bride!

A mirror?

How... How beautiful you are...

I am... I am in love with you...

Onsokumaru, snap out of it! I am... I am in love with you...

Onsokumaru, snap out of it!

Honey, who's that woman behind you?

Already cheating on me? Unbelievable!

I can't forgive myself.

Why is it that I can only confirm your love during battle?

Take that! Take that! Die, me!

It's a battle between the two Onsokumaru!

I'll bet twenty on Onsokumarul! It's a battle between the two Onsokumaru!

I'll bet twenty on Onsokumaru!

Then, I'm going to bet ten on Onsokumarul!

I'm betting my pudding from lunch!

I'll bet my deep fried bun!

Oh my...

She's angry...

Gulp! Gulp!

To think I actually took you seriously...!

Where? Who?

I was an idiot for trusting him.

Now, now...

I'm sure Onsokumaru had good intentions.

Right, Onsokumaru?

Onsokumaru?

He can't be! He can't be!

Loose bowel time!

I know this is sudden, but we're going to test you!

Try escaping out of this situation!

W-What is this?

Don't kids know what a bazooka is these days?

It's a powerful version of your morning bazooka!

That's not what I meant...

Who are you guys?

Society likes to call us punks.

We wander-wander the city in search of opponents.

We munch-munch the beef that other people barbequed.

And we swing-swing staring at a girl's breasts.

That's not it...

We're the "People Worried about Miyabi's Future."

We came here to test you...

...to see if you're worthy of Miyabi.

Miyabi?

No ifs, ands, or buts! Let's do it men!

Yeah!

So, tell us how to be popular with the girls.

Guys like you are an asset!

This isn't a test, so...

Can you sign this cross-promotion agreement?

How much time do popular guys spend thinking perverted thoughts, in a day?

Two seconds? Three seconds?

Umm...

Hold it right there!

Damn it! She's on to us!

What do you guys think you're doing?!

Say your prayers!

They're huge!

It's starting to feel good...

A new perversion?

Wait! Miyabi, calm down!

Don't think you're off the hook just yet.

Oh my God!

Miyabi?

I blew it...

I won! I beat Miyabi!

Miyabi!

Wait! Miyabi!

Hold on! Guys!

Shinobu!

It's okay. Let's leave it to him.

Those two will be fine.

It would be silly to intrude.

Why are you guys acting like the good guys after all this?

You traitors!

Miyabi... You traitors!

You traitors!

Miyabi!

Jeez... You're such a fast runner!

You hate me, right?

You must hate violent girls like me.

I was trying to act more like a girl around you, but... I...

No, I don't.

Actually, I was in awe at how cool you were!

No way...

Didn't I tell you? I'd never lie to you.

T-Ta keru!

Well... There's something I've been meaning to tell you.

About how I feel about you!

Wow, so what happened?

Sucks to be you!

Shut up! You poison manjuu! Sucks to be you!

Shut up! You poison manjuu!

Apparently, he's already dating someone.

Well, it's a common story.

What? You have a problem?

Shuu tata shuu tata!

Hurry up!

Shuu tata shuu tata!

Gather around! Shugou

Made it in the nick of time, I slid in Giri giri seefu suberikonde

I jumped over the tough morning Kibishii asa wo tobikoeta

"What you said yesterday..." Kinou no hanashi

"...might have been a little white lie, " you said chotto duke uso kamo nante

I definitely have a long way to go with my training, Yappari shugyou busoku

Let's do it! Ganbarou

Turn turn turn, one day I'll become great Kuru kuru ri, rippa ni naru hi ga

Turn turn turn, turn turn turn Kuru kuru rii, kuru kuru rin

It's okay Daijoubu

"With prayer, flowers bloom," someone said Nenzureba Hana hiraku nante

It's an unreliable philosophy Tayori nai hitori goto

But I've got to try! Demo ganbaranakucha

Shuu tata shuu tata!

Hurry up!

Shuu tata shuu tata!

Break it up! Kaisan

Hurry up!

Shinobu, I still don't understand Sasuke.

Really? You still have lots to learn.

Is Sasuke there with the other ninjas?

Yes! Is Sasuke there with the other ninjas?

Yes!

Yes! Where is he? Where is he?

Where is he? Where is he?

The guy who looks like the class president is him.

I can't tell.

Next episode of 2x2=Shinobuden!

"Onsokumaru Goes to Hell" and...

..."The Ninjas Host a Summer Festival!"

Well, he's the one that looks like...

Onsokumaru Goes to Mell The Ninjas Host a Summer 'Festival Well, he's the one that looks like...

Onsokumavu Cioes $o Hell The Ninjas Host a Summer Festival ...he likes double-ply toilet paper better than single-ply.

Onsokumaru Goes to Mell The Ninjas Host a Summer 'Festival I still can't tell!

Onsokumaru Goes to Mell The Ninjas Host a Summer 'Festival