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If I spoke about it...

If I did...

what would I tell you?

I wonder.

Would I tell you about the time?

It happened a long time ago, it seems...

in the last days of a fair prince's reign.

Or would I tell you about the place?

A small city near the coast...

but far from everything else.

Or, I don't know.

Would I tell you about her?

The princess without voice.

Or perhaps I would just warn you

about the truth of these facts...

and the tale of love and loss...

and the monster who tried to destroy it all.

My Lord Hedak.

So, you are troubled. Tell me.

I've...

I have sinned. I've offended the god.

I am deep in sin, my Lord Hedak.

Let me judge of that.

I've doubted the ceremony of the sacrifice.

I don't want to go up there.

Why, everybody's got to go upstairs, Miss Lloyd,

if they wants to go to bed.

The sirens wake you up? There was a fire.

The chocolate factory.

Do you smell that?

Oh, my!

Toasted cocoa.

Tragedy and delight, hand in hand.

Something to eat?

Oh, my dear child.

I would waste away if you weren't here looking after me.

I am the proverbial starving...

Watch this.

It's Bojangles, the stair dance.

Oh, that's so hard. Cagney did it.

Different, but beautiful.

It's beautiful.

- I wanna do that, too. - All right!

- Are you ready? - Yup.

Come on.

Ah!

Say, you catch on quick.

Look out now. Here's your last one!

Elisa!

Next time you come to bring the rent...

I want you to stay and see the Bible movie, huh!

I have... I have two free tickets here.

You bring your neighbor Giles. He's a good boy.

Bible movie and comedy!

Thanks.

Nobody's coming to the theater, huh?

I'll throw in a free popcorn and soda!

Oh, no!

For God's sake, there are two "S's" there!

Come on! Two "S." "Mardi Grass!" "Mardi Grass!"

Two "S."

All new personnel, be advised that sector 12

has now been cleared to level A safety.

Elisa! Come on. I'm here already.

You gotta learn to be on time.

Hey! What are you doing? Don't cut in, dummy!

Leave her alone, woman. I was keeping her place.

I get reported, I come after you and the mute.

You do that, Yolanda. You do that.

My feet are already killing me.

I made Brewster pigs in a blanket

tonight before leaving...

and boy, he just ate 'em up.

No "thank-yous", no "yum-yums".

Not a peep.

Man is as silent as a grave.

But if farts were flattery...

honey, he'd be Shakespeare.

Then I get home and I make him breakfast.

Eggs, bacon, and buttered toast.

I butter the man's toast, Elisa.

Mmm-hmm, both sides....

as if he was a child.

And I don't even get a thank-you.

You'd be grateful

because you're an educated woman.

But my Brewster, all he had going for him

was animal magnetism back in the day.

Hasn't worked in a while.

What in the Sam Hill? No!

You boys mind putting the trash in the can?

That's what it's there for.

Hard to believe, huh? That's what it's there for.

All right, all right. Sorry, Zelda! Sorry!

I don't know what they're doing.

Making a goddamn mess is what I think.

Zelda! Stop that chatter, please.

Yes, sir.

There's no call for the blasphemy.

Sorry, Mr. Fleming, sir.

A moment of your time!

Today, we are receiving a new team

and asset here in T-4.

This is Dr. Robert Hoffstetler

from our sister facility in Galveston.

Now, I don't wanna bolster or overstate the matter

but this may very well be the most sensitive asset

ever to be housed in this facility.

- How was your trip? - Fine. Who's security here?

Just one moment, please.

Security! Who's security?

Welcome to T-4, sir.

Yes, sir, I am Fleming, head of Security.

And if there are questions you have or concerns...

you just come talk to me.

Do you understand? I'll be in charge from now on.

Get them out.

Help me move this cylinder into the compressor.

Bring it here. Bring it here.

Bring it over here. There. Mount the cylinder.

We need to pressurize it immediately.

- From there to there. - Elisa! Elisa!

Come on!

Lord, what goes on in this place?

Did you see that?

Yes, I'm wearing the hairpiece.

How does it look?

Oh! Be careful of the car.

And it's not a hairpiece.

It's a toupee. It's French.

It's eternal, see?

Tantalus never achieved the escape of death....

because the fruit on the branches

was just always out of his reach...

and the water in the stream receded

every time he stooped down to drink.

And so that's why we say things today like...

"Look at those tantalizing pies."

Thank you! Y'all come back now, you hear?

Yes, pies for breakfast.

Just trust me on this.

Hey, folks! Welcome to Dixie Doug's.

I've seen you in here before, right?

Yes.

I've been here a couple of times, as a matter of fact.

Partial to key lime pie?

I am, I am. Two to go.

Just go with it, please. Please.

Uh, I, uh, it's a craving that I indulge in.

Can't possibly be good for me, but nothing I like is.

No, no, it's a mighty fine pie, key lime.

You wouldn't happen to be

the famous "Dixie Doug" himself, would you?

Oh, heck no.

The pies are trucked throughout the country.

- They call it "franchising," see? - Oh.

They give us the spinners, the signage.

That there's "Pie Boy," our mascot.

I don't talk like that.

I'm from Ottawa.

No.

I completely bought it.

"That's-a-great-a-pie."

The... The, uh...

The little... little guy, is he supposed to be Italian?

I guess so.

Well, it's very clever.

Y'all come back now, you hear?

"Y'all come back now."

Do you think he meant it?

He had noticed me. I mean, you... you heard that.

This pie is rather sordid.

But don't spit it out.

Next time we go,

we'll just try a different flavor. Hmm?

Save it for later, put it away.

6:00 AM eastern standard time.

The skies are beginning to lighten...

as a cool North wind rustles across...

...groups of Negroes have been swarming

in front of and behind the advancing police.

Oh, dear God! Change that awfulness.

I do not wanna see that.

I do not wanna see it.

Oh, that's better, that's better.

Oh, look at Betty.

Oh, God, to be young and beautiful.

If I could go back to when I was 18...

I didn't know anything about anything,

I'd give myself a bit of advice.

What would you say?

I would say, "Take better care of your teeth...

and fuck a lot more."

Oh no, no, that's very good advice.

Will you look at this?

Look.

Some of the best minds in the country

peeing all over the floor in this here facility.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

There's pee freckles on the ceiling now.

How'd they get it up there?

Just how big a target do they need, you figure?

They get enough practice, that's for sure.

My Brewster...

no one's ever called him a great mind,

but even he manages to hit the can

70% of the time.

Excuse us, sir.

No, no, no, that's all right.

Go ahead.

You ladies seem to be chatting enjoyably.

Girl talk, no doubt.

Don't mind me.

Elisa.

Look, don't touch.

That lovely dingus right there

is an Alabama Howdy-do.

Molded grip handle...

low current, high-voltage, electric shock cattle prod.

Name's Strickland, Security.

Fleming's security.

Oh, no.

No, a man washes his hands

before or after tending to his needs.

It tells you a lot about a man.

He does it both times...

points to a weakness in character.

Ladies.

It was very pleasant chatting with you both.

Short people are mean.

I never met a short man

that stayed nice all the way through.

No, sir.

Mean little backstabbers, all of them.

Maybe it's the air down there,

not enough oxygen or something.

Help! He's losing blood!

Help!

Come on, come on.

You think the Russians broke in?

I don't think so.

And if they did...

Duane's meatloaf will kill them all, honey.

It was two shots. Did you hear them?

All right, three. And that scream.

Lord, what ever happens in this place?

You two, come with me.

Right now, Mr. Fleming, sir?

Any chance we get to conclude our dinner?

Now!

Oh, heavens to Betsy.

We are in a pickle.

We are in such a pickle.

You will have exactly 20 minutes

to render this... this lab immaculate, and so on and so forth.

20 minutes.

It's a lot of blood. What went on in here?

I can handle pee.

I can handle poo.

But blood... Ugh.

Blood just does something to me.

Here, hon. Help me mop it up.

The sooner we get outta here the better.

Is that a tater tot?

Oh!

It's a finger.

There's two fingers.

Okay, okay.

Put them away. And just wait here.

I'm gonna go get Mr. Fleming.

Where are these body parts?

The body parts?

No, I believe you, honey.

But are you sure it was alive?

I'm sure.

Because I saw a mermaid once in a carnival tent...

and it was a monkey sewn to the tail of a fish.

Looked real to me.

I'm sure.

All right, I apologize.

Oh! I have a deadline.

Do you know,

corn flakes were invented to prevent masturbation.

Didn't work.

Oh, Alice Faye just started.

She was a huge star, huge.

And one day, she couldn't take the bullshit

and the backstabbing anymore.

She just walked away from it all.

Ta-da!

That's not bad, is it?

For being shit.

It's not shit.

Listen. You eat, you go to bed, you rest.

And when I get paid...

we get pie!

Nothing for me.

No, we don't get pie. I get pie.

You get whatever you want.

Wish me luck.

Good luck.

Green. They want the gelatin to be green now.

- I was told red. - New concept.

That's the future now. Green.

Oh, and they want them happier, the family.

- Happier? Happier? - Mmm.

The father looks like

he just discovered the missionary position.

Giles.

Well, what are they supposed to be happy about?

The client wanted photographs, I sold them on this.

It's too bad. This is nice work.

It is nice, isn't it? I think it's one of my best.

How are you holding up? You drinking?

No, not a drop. No.

Are you getting any work since you left Klein and Saunders?

You mean since I was asked to leave by you.

We are not getting into this now.

I wanna come back, Bernie.

We'll see. Now, do this.

I think we're making great progress.

Good work.