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Hey, Dario, how ya doing?

I'm good, I'm good. Hey, Joe.

-How you doin'? -I'll take him for you.

Thank you.

How you doing this morning, Joe?

I'm all right, I'm doing all right.

- Not bad, not good. - Okay.

Man, they're making a racket back there,

what the hell?

Yeah, putting in a new deck.

Hey, Joe.

Ah, Jesus.

Back to this shit again?

Seems like it's always around Christmas.

Right.

Well, what choice do we have?

Hmm, choices.

Your choices put us here.

Probably should have thought about that before you

pissed our goddamn money away.

Jesus, I've said I'm sorry so many times.

Sorry! You see, sorry left the station.

The minute you let me and this farm be at risk.

You're fucking pathetic.

I'm gonna fix it. You'll see.

You're gonna fix it?

I'm gonna fix it.

Okay? I promise.

Oh, fuck your promises, Joe. Fuck them.

You word doesn't mean shit to me anymore.

Your promises fucked us.

The minute you let my daddy's home become a

goddamn boarding house.

You better fix this!

Fix it.

Ah. Yep. Yep.

She's a real bitch.

Don't you be a bitch too now.

Oh, shit.

♪ As time goes by ♪

♪ I'm slowly getting old ♪

♪ I need to run away ♪

♪ And find a new life ♪

♪ Through our lives new emotions will arise ♪

♪ Fighting for my dreams ♪

♪ Fighting for my goals ♪

♪ Fighting for my life ♪

♪ Keeping memories... ♪

♪ Alive ♪

♪ I still remember our love ♪

♪ Our past is full of memories ♪

♪ Future tracking with the past ♪

♪ I'll never forget your name ♪

'Evenin' Mac.

Hey, Joe.

I..uh... went out to the store, getting

something for Carrie.

I just knew I needed to stop by and just say hello.

Yeah, last-minute Christmas shopping. Yeah.

I know how that feels, Joe.

Huh.

See your, uh, your sunset watching.

Yeah, 47 years.

Old habits die hard.

You just missed Bill.

What's old Sheriff Karloff complaining about these days?

Eh, fuck if I know. He--

Station called him back, said he's gonna come back

in the morning.

When was it you ran out of livestock?

12-plus years ago.

I, uh, I ran

out of pigs.

Something happen, Joe?

Well...

I don't even know.

I didn't even notice it was happening

because my mind has been elsewhere, Mac.

Well, hell, I had to raise the price of my eggs

just to cover basic costs, Joe.

I mean, I've run through everything, Mac.

We rented rooms out in the house to college kids, you know?

We thought that might save us, you know,

bringing in extra income.

You know something, Joe?

I don't give a fuck.

I don't think you're hearing me.

Oh, I'm hearing you.

Oh, I'm hearing you.

I'm about to go bankrupt.

I mean, the bank is on my door.

Mac, I don't know what to do, okay?

I mean, I'm desperate right now.

After all the money that I owe, I did those upgrades.

I put that little, that little winery in for Carrie.

Thought that might make some money.

I've tried everything.

Mac, you said that was a good idea at the time.

Remember?

Unfortunately, good wine...

takes a long time to make a profit, Joe.

The bank will be banging on my door,

come end of the month.

Let me say it again.

I don't give a fuck, Joe.

I need my pigs back.

After the way you treated those poor animals...

fuck no.

Please, it'll help me get caught up.

That's all I need to do is get caught up.

Mac, give me a shot. One more time, please.

The answer is no.

For fucking years, I've given you so much.

But you never return what you borrow, Joe.

Mac, I try.

Oh, fuck that. Fuck that.

We've known each other for over 34 years.

The only time you ever fucking come up to this place

is for money or livestock.

Hell, when my Macy passed, you didn't show up.

You didn't send condolences.

Nothing.

Nothing.

And that hurts, Joe.

Mac, I'm sorry about Macy.

Mac, I got nothing.

I can barely survive myself.

I don't have enough fucking money to even

pay a rancher to help me 'cause I've given you

all my savings.

And the rest?

The rest went to Macy's funeral.

Fuck you, Joe.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry I bothered you.

Get the fuck out.

Did you get him?

No!

No, I didn't, Carrie!

No!

Do we have to do this again?

I felt really bad when we had to do it the last time.

I mean, it's like--

it's like by doing this it's like

you're sending me back to the joint.

Shawn Wolff...

Now you listen to me, you ungrateful little shit.

The food you eat, that's my food.

The clothes you wear, those are my clothes.

The money you make, I pay you.

And by the way, your ass would still be rotting in

jail if it wasn't for me.

I don't see anyone else looking after you, do you?

Me and your aunt!

That's it.

Got it?

Anyone else looking out for you?

No!

So we're gonna do this like we discussed.

As soon as he goes in there with me,

you go into the house.

Remember, he keeps the cash and her jewelry in

a shoe box underneath the bed.

And you grab it all.

You got it?

Yeah, I got it.

Don't screw this up.

What the hell's going on?

Little piggies?

You in there?

It's all right. Come on out now.

You're safe.

Papa's gonna take you home.

Little pigs.

Little pigs.

Yoo-hoo!

Let me in.

Daddy is here to take you home.

No.

No.

Joe.

Mac.

What the hell are you doing in my barn

in the middle of the night?

God, I just got this.

Ah, there you are.

You just didn't sleepwalk from your

farm to my barn.

So I'm going to ask you one more time.

What the hell are you doing in my barn?

Mac hold on, man.

-No, get the fuck out of here! -Yes, I need those pigs!

-I need my fucking pigs back! -Oh, Oh!

You came here to steal from me, huh?

-You're stealing from me. -I need them, Mac.

-I'm in trouble! -Get out!

-I don't care! -I'm in trouble!

I need them.

What's wrong with them?

-Nothing's wrong with them. -Bullshit!

-Nothing's wrong with them. -You got my pigs, sick?

-No, no, no. -You didn't take care of them.

They're very, very special.

They just happen to be special.

Bricks.

Straw.

Sticks.

Kill.

Sorry it came to this, Mac.

Piggies.

Where are ya?

Come on now, piggies. Where are you?

Oh, whoa!

No, no, no.

No!

What the fuck?

Shawn...

- Joe! - Shawn! Run!

Run!

Run, Shawn! Run!

Brick.

Sticks.

Straw.

Kill.

No invite!

Bella, baby.

You better drink up.

You're gonna need a refill soon.

Maybe.

Bella, I'm so glad you're finally here.

I think the last time the three of us have

roomed together was...

high school senior trip to New York.

Yeah, it was us three and Gracie.

All squeezed into a little New York style shoebox!

Two beds, seven days. It was crazy.

So much fun though.

Oh my God, that was epic.

Yeah, it was.

Oh, that reminds me. Gracie's coming up

tomorrow to hang out with us.

-Yay. -Her and Pryce, they're

driving up to Santa Barbara on Sunday for a wedding.

And then up to Bodega Bay to spend Christmas

with Pryce's parents.

Oh.

Now that's gonna be epic!

Yeah, it is. Look at that smile!

The cover.

- Glad you're here. - Me too!

Are you all moved in? It's pretty simple, right?

-Yeah. -This place is really chill.

Yeah, because of me.

Um, duh.

It's a short distance from campus.

Not expensive.

Relaxing atmosphere.

And you're with your friends.

Yeah, it's the best kept secret in the area.

I'm still in awe of how you guys found this place.

Literally the day they put up the flyer on the

campus bulletin,

I snatched that shit off the wall and made the call.

I'm impressed.

But then you guys called me up and I was like...

"A farm? What the hell are we doing here?"

Do we have to milk the cows in order to get our rooms?

-Like, what are we doing? -Hey! Speak for yourself!

I've milked a cow before, okay?

Oh, like, what is it like here?

Is it just us?

Uh...

Pretty much.

So there's Mr. Wolff. He's the farmer.

And then there's Shawn Wolff,

who is his nephew.

And he helps out on the farm.

And then some random ranch hands that

I don't really know about.

Not too many, though.

Oh, and then Rufus.

Aww, Rufus?

So cute.

What about Mrs. Wolff?

I heard him say something about her.

She's a bit of a recluse.

Um, she's around.

Betty said she's a little bit off.

Because she is.

Well, okay. Betty says anything about anyone

who she can't hold a conversation with.

And on that note, I'll catch y'all later.

I'm feeling tired.

Getting late.

Oh, but tomorrow I was thinking about doing a

little barbecue party, if you're interested.

Yeah. Do you need me to pick up anything?

No.

-Okay. -What's the occasion?

Just all of us being back together again.

I really miss this.

I miss this, too.

Alright, I'm going to bed.

Good night, good night.

-Good night. -Good night.

You know she pulls that fake tired shit to go

wait up for Shawn Wolff.

Yeah, what's up with that?

He's so not what I expected.

Yeah, I mean, unfortunately, Betty falls for the older ones.

He is a dog.

I actually met him yesterday.

It was kind of weird, 'cause he sniffed my crotch.

Wait.

Are we talking about Shawn Wolff or Rufus?

No, no, no, no. Rufus.

-Definitely Rufus. -Yeah.

Oh my gosh, what did I just say?

-Definitely Rufus. -Yeah

Rufus will get all up in there.

Not Shawn Wolff.

I'm terrible.

-It's so peaceful here. -I know.

Literally the closest house is four miles away.

Hmm.

I think I'm going to head up too.

Yeah, the long drive and the unpacking,

I think I'll do the same.

Oh, Gracie said that she'll be here at breakfast.

Great. But I do have to do that thing for my

uncle tomorrow, so then we can do anything after.

How's that going by the way?

You know, I'm almost done I really love my job and...

I can be anywhere at anytime.

I just need a laptop and Wi-Fi, then I'm all set.

It's great.

-Shall we call it a night? -Yeah.

Let's go. Okay.

Do you have any service on your phone?

Well, if I did, I would have called for help a while ago.

Oh, OMG, Pryce! I think I spotted a shooting star.

Oh, so cool.

Pryce?

Yeah, that's amazing, babe.

I saw one when I was in summer camp once.

I've almost got this, okay?

You know, I think we should just call a

service company to come help us out.

I mean, you've been under that hood for

almost like 30 minutes now.

Babe.

No service, remember?

-Oh, yeah, there's that. -Yeah.

How far away do you think the girls are from here?

Oh my god, I don't know, I'm working on it. Okay?

You don't know shit.

I'm gonna have this fixed.

When pigs fly.

Yeah, I heard that.

Oopsie. Love you, babe.

Love you.

Pryce!

Woah! What do you want, man?

Money? We don't fucking have anything, all right?

Please.

Dude, get the fuck away from my car!

There's something out here.

Get away from my car! You wanna go?

Let's fucking go, man!

Yeah!

You don't understand, there's something out there, man.

- You don't understand! - Fucking crackhead!

Let's get extreme. Let's fucking go.

Whoa.

Oh!

Yeah, all right, man.

Just get the fuck out of here, all right?

Take whatever this is and just go.

You fucking serious, man?

You okay, baby girl?

Mm-hmm.

Mmm.

Mmm, my hero.

You should go shirtless more often.

Good news, it stopped overheating.

-Mmm. -I got this shit.

Okay, peeps. So we are parked over and the

craziest thing just--

Pryce?

Yeah.

Okay.

What I was gonna say is that we had the--

so we are parked over and the...

Why not?

Where do you want me to start?

Hi, Mr. Lynch.

I'll see you at Bible study, tomorrow Reagan.

Take care, Miss Karen.

I'm skipping that tomorrow.

Why are you skipping Bible study?

It's cool. I already told Pastor Dyer.

-Uh-huh. -Why not?

Reagan.

You are my only son.

You're 14 years old and still a child.

You shouldn't be concerning yourself with my stuff.

That's my job.

Your job is to continue to make your mom and I proud.

Make yourself proud, man.

Go to the park, play with your friends.

Learn to drive.

Go to college.

Dream big and do big things.

Dad, but tell me why.

I don't want this for you.

I don't want you to settle here.

What if I do all that,

but still live here and help with the shop?

Reagan.

Aren't we a team, Dad?

That's what you always say, right?

Yes, I do.

And yes, we are.

So why can't we both get what we want?

Why can't we both be happy and not struggle?

Hey.

Get in.

You're letting me drive at night?

Well, if you don't think you're ready--

No!

Get out.

Start it up.

Yes, sir.

Pull the seat up, shorty.

I'm not short.

Buckle up, please.

-Yeah- -Turn the lights on.

Got it.

Take the main road straight home, Reagan.

Shouldn't be very many people out right now, so...

don't make any stops.

I'm gonna be right behind you.

Awesome.

So why not?

What makes you think, I wanna come back here

with my parents?

Oh, you don't.

And it would blow.

But it would be different.

How so?

Well, for one thing, you're not that

struggling little boy with no money.

We sell the house, then you're that wealthy man

that beat all the struggles in the ass,

and got ahead financially.

My bad, sir.

Mm-hmm.

Potty mouth.

Love you, sir.

Love you, too.

See you in the morning.

Excuse me?

Just kidding.

I know. Go slow.

Take the main road.

See you at the house.

See you at the house.

Think about it.

Straight home, Reagan.

Yes, sir.

Yea, though I walk...

...through the shadow...

...death...

I will fear no evil!

Please walk with me.

Comfort me!

Please! Comfort me!

Hey!

Who's out there?

Hey, hey, sorry, sorry man.

I didn't mean to wake you.

Shawn? What the hell are you doing down here in the

middle of the night? You almost got yourself shot!

Hey, was it those coyotes screaming I heard?

Huh. I bet it was, huh?

Yeah, yeah. It was the coyotes.

They were ah...

They were trying to get the chickens again.

Oh, man. Damn, cay-yotes.

You know, chasing cay-yotes without your rifle's

a dumbass move.

Pack of those nasty bastards will tear your apart, Shawny.

Yeah, yeah, I know. I left my gun up at the house.

-Dumbass move, right? -Yeah.

Anyway, I apologize.

I'll leave you to it. See you at grub, yeah?

Oh, hey, hey, hey. Wait a minute.

You think you could ask your aunt to make some

peasant bread with bacon?

Bread? Yeah.

But we don't have any pigs, so I can't say

anything about the bacon.

What does that mean?

How can you have a farm with no pigs?

Well, we've been trying to get some, but it's

been tough, you know?

I mean, I really wish I would have kept one of

the last ones we had.

What?

I would have, uh,

woulda fed it bacon.

That is disgusting, Shawny.

That's pig cannibalism. Why would you do that?

Well, I mean, if you think about it, right,

if you fed it bacon when you took that pig to slaughter,

the best tasting bacon you ever had, I mean, talk about

tender, right?

You need some help, man. Lay off that bong, okay?

I had ya goin' though, right?

Yeah, I guess so. Don't mess with me like that, man.

All right.

That kid don't make no sense, man.

They should have put me in charge of this damn ranch.

That dumb ass running around here talking shit about

fucking pigs and fucking bacon.

I don't fucking...

Why don't you just snort up some fucking

Clorox while you're at it?

Gotta love 'em, though. It's Christmas, right?

It's Christmas, right?

I know. I hear you. I hear you. Okay, I'll lighten up.

I'll lighten up.

Oh, Christmas tree. Oh, Christmas tree.

You like that?

How lovely are your branches?

Oh, yeah. Not only green in summer's heat,

but also winter's.

Ah, shit. Snow and sleet.

Ooh, damn it gets cold out there.

Fuck. Shit.

Ooh! Nothin' like it!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I wish I had my radio. I miss Bing Crosby.

Fuck. I'll just sing to myself.

Forget about this crazy fucking world.

Oh, gone crazy.

Everybody's crazy.

Everybody's crazy.

Everybody's fucking looney tunes.

I just don't care anymore.

I just want to lay here

and just kind of just

remember how things used to be.

Oh, yeah. That's good.

Yeah, that's good.

Shawn.

Damn, Betty, what are you doing?

I couldn't sleep, so I figured I'd wait up for you.

Maybe you could help me with my sleep dilemma.

I thought we had an agreement that we'd...

check in with each other before we'd invade each other's spaces.

Do you want me to go?

No.

Well, we're the life of the party.

-Where did everybody go? -Well, I don't know.

There's supposed to be moonshine.

Yo, I'm coming out.

Save some of that shit for me.

Isn't that what camping's all about?

Eating and drinking.

Babe, what are you doing?

Ain't you had enough?

Hey, Cheeks is texting me.

I'll be out there soon, man!

♪ There once was an old ♪

♪ Man named jolly St. Nick ♪

♪ He lived up North ♪

With a really big...

-Don't ruin my song! -May I?

Okay, let's see what you got.

Play something good.

A Christmas song.

I'll play something especially for you.

Okay.

Shortly.

We've been doing this all day.

You want to go again?

All right.

I mean, like, play something with a rhythm.

Play some Eminem.

Metallica.

Hanson.

90210 theme. You know that one?

-But that's not jolly! -Oh, it's jolly.

Oh, man. You're...

No, no, no.

I got to take a leak.

I think it's coming out both ends.

♪ Here comes Santa Claus ♪

♪ Here comes Santa Claus ♪

Did we scare him away?

I think we did.

He's just... He was a little overwhelmed with

our singing.

If I come back and you're still playing Christmas music

I'm gonna be pissed.

While I'm pissing,

I'm gonna be pissed.

This is supposed to be a party.

I know.

Hey.

A pig...

...on its hind legs.

Dressed in overalls...

...with a pitchfork.

I'll go get him. I'll be right back.

Run.

♪ No moonshine ♪

♪ No more ♪

-You seen my phone? -You find it?

No. I think I left it in the car so I'm gonna go run to the car

and see if I left it in there.

All right.

Yo, darling, I'll walk you over to your car.

There he is.

Chivalry is not dead.

-You want me to go? -You can go.

You just gonna sit there playing yourself or you coming?

Come on.

-Gotta find that video. -Let's hit it.

-I can sing, you know. -Yeah?

Oh, no you can't.

You guys are crazy.

I couldn't find the opening of the tent.

It's like, where is it?

And I couldn't crawl in.

That was so hot.

Babe!

-Where'd everybody go? -I don't know.

I told you that if you brought that RV,

that you'd want to keep sneaking back there to

go fool around.

Yeah? Well, you liked it, so.

Yeah. I did like it.

I just really wanted to make sparks with our friends,

you know? That's like the one thing

I wanted to do.

Yeah.

Wake up. Wake up.

Wake up. There's something outside.

Look. Look!

Oh. Shhh.

♪ There's a Christmas tree ♪

♪ Just outside your house ♪

♪ There's a little Christmas tree ♪

Yeah, like, that's not creepy.

Oh, come on. Did you think I was gonna let you sleep in

on your first day on the farm?

Come on. Get up.

We went to bed so late.

How are you even functioning after all those bottles

of wine we had?

Betty and Mrs. Wolff are

already up and outside, feeding the chickens.

Look.

I literally asked you last night

if we had to do any farm work, and

you all said no.

Sometimes we have to help out Mr. and Mrs. Wolff.

Do, like, basic farm stuff.

-Uh-- -They work all the time,

so we're going to help them out when we can, okay?

Yeah. No thanks.

That life is not for me, but I do need a cup of coffee.

Plenty of coffee downstairs, and there's breakfast.

It's how them cowboys roll.

Come on. Get up. Please.

I'll show you the farm before Gracie gets here.

Okay, maybe, but I still need to do that stuff for my uncle.

Come on. It's so pretty in the morning.

We could even jog if you want.

Jogging? Uh, no thanks!

Get out.

Oh my--

Morning, Aunt Carrie.

Hey.

Do you need anything from me and the boys before we get started

up this morning?

No, Shawn, I'm good, but...

have you seen your uncle?

I haven't seen him.

- This morning? - Yeah.

Um...

this morning, no, I haven't.

What about Dario?

-Nope. -So strange.

Neither of them took their breakfast plates this morning.

I made extra bacon, I made extra peasant bread.

I know Joe loves it, and no one showed up.

It's weird.

Hmm. Maybe they got, uh... like an early start on the day.

I don't even remember Joe coming to bed last night.

How'd it go with Max?

Uh, Max?

Yes, Shawn, Max.

Joe said he was headed over there.

He was gonna take you with him?

You didn't go?

He didn't ask.

Huh.

Well, there you go. Nobody tells me anything.

Look, like I said, I mean,

they probably just got an early start on the day.

So let me get Louis started on his work,

and then I'll scout the property and see where they are.

Yeah. Sure. Appreciate it, Shawn.

-Thank you. -You got it.

-You let me know. -Okay.

-I'll see you later. -Yeah. Bye, Shawn.

Come on, come on. Come 'n' get it.

- Hey... - Greedy guts.

...no, I'm okay.

Hmm.

When, um, when Romero gets back here, could you

take the car to the station.

Check the database...

see all the livestock that was filed by Mac.

Do you think this was a theft?

Don't know. This time of year, people are

just desperate for a good Christmas, you know?

It's just so unexpected.

Yeah.

Do me a favor.

Reach out to Deputy Holland, see when he's home

from vacation.

I think he said the 24th.

It's like 10 minutes.

10 minutes, 20 minutes, a little bit.

Copy.

Bill, we found something like two clicks down the old

country road.

Forensics found a print, not matching the

ones on the scene, but we're running it.

That's a hell of a place to do some reading.

Macy's favorite place in the whole world before she passed.

How'd she die?

Depression.

No joke.

All this stuff. The books, the pen... all of it.

This was all for Macy.

For Mac.

Those animals were her

-emotional support-- -Pigs!

Mm-hmm.

Three of them.

There were babies, they just came wandering

onto the property one day.

They were in really bad shape.

All cut up.

Huh.

Three little pigs.

So nobody came to claim them.

Mac could see the way they lifted Macy's spirits...

treated them like pets.

You know, I knew a girl

who had a pet pig once.

She named him Jeffrey.

I reckon she treated that pig better than family.

Oh, pigs.

Pets are family... as far as I'm concerned.

Doesn't matter whether it's a dog or a cat or

just whatever it is you connect with.

Hey, how'd it ever, uh...

how'd it work out your kid in that book

that I suggested?

-Pretty good, I reckon. -Yeah.

He hasn't put it down since I gave it to him.

Bill...

you didn't me that was a sequel to

-"The Shining." -I did tell you.

You said to me, "Is this a sequel

to The Shining?" Hell, I may read this

book before I give it to my kid.

And I was like, "You're not gonna read this book.

You're going to wait until the movie comes out.

Watch that."

-Did you? -Did I what?

-Did you read it? -No.

I watched the movie.

Watched the movie.

Good guys. It doesn't make any sense.

Mac never even fired his shotgun.

But something got him up in the middle of the

night because there's his

flashlight right there.

You know, this is clever.

Straw. Bricks. Sticks.

You know, the story.

One built their house out of straw, the other

out of sticks, the other bricks.

Three little pigs.

Can we focus?

Well, maybe these two had a dispute.

I think they walked in on something.

Maybe livestock theft.

That hasn't happened here in years.

Well, did they steal the pigs?

I have no idea what happened to the pigs after...

Macy passed.

What happened you, Joe?

Puncture wounds,

slashes, stabs.

Someone chopped him up pretty good.

Somebody was very, very angry.

Somebody did this on purpose.

Maybe gang related?

These two, generational farmers, they did everything

within the family.

Barely even stepped outside of it for anything.

You mean, like the Amish?

Never mind.

I'm gonna head over to the other scene.

Talk to some of the other farmers in the

area and see if there were any thefts or

anything that happened.

Let me know how that goes.

Sticks. Straw. Bricks.

Three little pigs.

Shawn, your burger is almost ready.

Hey, are you sure that guy doesn't

want food before he leaves?

Who, Louis?

- Yeah. - Nah.

He eats these ham sandwiches his wife makes him.

He usually eats down by the stream by himself.

He loves it. He gets to talk to his family on FaceTime, so

- it's kind of a win-win. - Cool.

Babe, you're burning the shit out of these burgers.

It's not me. The flame just really likes that one.

Okay.

- Mrs. Wolff? - Yeah?

Burger's ready.

Sounds good. That's great timing.

Do you like hockey pucks?

Well, we're about to find that out, apparently.

It looks weird.

It smells like a burger, right?

There she is.

Can I have one?

Yeah. Grab a bun.

That one.

Oh my God.

What is he thinking?

You're always so picky.

Sorry. Yes.

Just pop it right on there.

- Bam. Thank you. - Mm-hmm.

What do you mean, what am I doing?

I'm putting you back down so I can talk.

You're annoying me.

I said I didn't want to have barbecue with them.

I like coming to the river to eat.

I just wanted to come and relax.

That's it, babe.

What?

He's got a delivery of hay coming in tonight.

So Mr. Wolff asked me and Dario to stick around.

Dario! That you?

Dario?

Hang on. I'll be right back.

I keep hearing shit. Hang on.

Hello?

Hey, little fella.

You lost?

He's cute.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. It's a possum.

A possum, I tell you.

I'm taking home a possum, Judy.

Are you lost?

You okay?

Hey, little fella. You hungry? You want some ham?

Yeah?

Hey.

Hello?

Mrs. Wolff. Sheriff Karloff.

Sheriff Karloff?

Okay.

Hi.

What's up?

I'm afraid that I have

some bad news about your husband.

About Joe? Wait, where is he?

Ma'am, I'm afraid that we found his body this morning.

No, no, Sheriff, there has to be some

mistake that can't--

So, Mrs. Wolff, I'm so sorry.

What?

That doesn't make any sense.

It can't--

Are you sure? That's not-- we ca n't--

We are, we're sure. Can you come to the station?

Thank you, Mrs. Wolff, and I'm sorry.

Hey, you've reached Gracie.

Please leave me a brief message and I'll return

your call as soon as I can. Thank you and have a

beautiful day.

Hey, Gracie.

This is like the fourth message I'm leaving for you.

Where the hell are you guys?

I thought you said you'd be here early this morning.

I'm kind of getting a little worried.

Call me back.

- Bill. - Hmm?

I've got some important new information.

What?

We found a plastic bag full of cash and

jewelry that belongs to Macy McAvie

in the passenger side of Joe Wolff's truck.

How do you know it belonged to her?

Something didn't sit right with me when we

got the results on these handprints.

I went with my gut.

I had the lab boys run some tests on the jewelry.

They were able to tell me whose it was...

as well as it being the same perp.

Same perp.

Hmm.

Shawn Wolff.

Joe Wolff's nephew.

Shawn.

Well, you know, he went to prison for...

He was just a kid.

Bill, that wasn't a kid crime.

You guys can wrap all this up. Thank you.

You think Shawn could do all this?

Yes. Yes, I do.

Yes, I do.

Where are you guys?

I thought you were gonna be here in the morning.

I'm getting a little bit worried.

Just call me back, I guess.

Rufus.

You would probably like Gracie.

You're a lot like her.

You both ignore me when I'm talking to you.

Come on. Let's go.

Rufus!

Rufus! Where are you going?

Fucking Joe!

What the fuck am I gonna do?

You asshole.

How come you never get bit, Sylvia?

Okay, sweetie, uh--

Could you go get your sister for mommy?

I love you too.

Don't "Hey Mom" me, young lady.

Why would go to the lake when you know your brother

has a temperature?

Yeah, I get it. You're 17.

You'd rather be home with your boyfriend.

Listen to me.

No, listen to me.

You will do what I say until I get home.

You got it?

Thank you.

I love you. I'll be home soon.

-Sorry, Doctor. -Jen, the only thing

I wanna hear from you right now

is you've finished working on that damn squealing pig.

You got it?

-Yeah, I'm on it. -Good.

Hi.

Wow, okay, hi, Ron.

Babe? What's going on?

Yes, and I wanted to wait to tell you,

but well... now I can tell you.

Yes, you, you should tell me.

Basically, they said that we could go on

with our testing on the chickens.

- Everything's full steam ahead. - Testing? Testing?

Testing on our...

testing...sorry...what...

I'm sorry, what testing are we doing on our chickens?

We can make meat from the cultured chicken cells.

You see, so basically, we're creating

lab-made chickens.

This is what you put our money into?

Lab-made farming, are you kidding me?

Sweetie, it's gonna cut costs across the board

on the farm.

Now, wait a minute. Listen!

I already have two major orders

from the largest supermarket chains in the country.

Sweetie. It's amazing.

Joe?

What are you doing in this garage?

We're playing God.

Doctor, right? You're a doctor?

What are you doing to my pig?

I just created the first human-animal hybrid.

What?

What does that even mean?

Well, we did some tests.

I took some cells from Shawn, and some tissue

and combined it with a non-human species

to see whether it would survive or thrive.

Hmm, just so I get this completely straight in here.

Yeah.

You're doing...no... you're creating a

biomedical procedure

on my nephew

and my pigs?

And you're okay with this?

-I was okay with it. -It's just--

I felt bad for the pigs.

Good boy.

How many?

Not that many, sweetie.

Okay, we started with four, we lost one, that's it.

Why we're doing this because I'm not

getting it, Joe.

What are you doing and why?

-Doc? -Many other reasons, Carrie.

Imagine being solely responsible for

growing organs inside animals.

No donor waiting lists or long lines at the hospital.

Carrie, we control the process.

It's a lot of money.

It's not.

And I came up with this on my own.

Sure, I got the team here, but I'm the boss

of the team.

This is me. I came up,

you're married to a genius, sweetheart.

You should be jumping up and down celebrating.

You fucking left me!

Here with all of your fucking bullshit!

This shit.

What the fuck am I gonna do with this shit?

Oh.

Rufus.

Rufus.

Dario? Have you seen Rufus?

Dari--

Oh my god!

Dario, what the fuck?

I feel kind of bad doing this in front of you.

Oh, don't. It's okay.

I like watching you do it.

It's pretty good.

I got it from my buddy down the street.

-Home grown. -Oh...

-Home grown. -Mm-hm.

Like you.

Oh, that's more like you, sweetheart.

You wanna dance?

All right.

-Okay. -Okay.

-Show me your moves. -No, you show me your moves.

You show me your moves.

-No. -No.

♪ You had no choice ♪

♪ In the bed you lay ♪

♪ And if I could ♪

♪ I would take your pain into my hands ♪

♪ And squeeze it all away ♪

♪ Just like you ♪

♪ I'm not ready to say ♪

♪ Goodbye my heart ♪

♪♪ Goodbye my heart ♪

♪ Goodbye my heart ♪

♪ Ooooh-oooh ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ You had no choice ♪

♪ In the bed you lay ♪

♪ If I could, I would take your pain ♪

♪ Into my hands and squeeze it all away ♪

♪ Just like you ♪

♪ I'm not ready to say ♪

♪ Goodbye my heart ♪

♪ Goodbye my heart ♪

♪ You taught me how to love ♪

♪ With song and dancing ♪

♪ If I go down, ♪

♪ Better bury me standing ♪

One second, one second, one second.

What?

What are you doing, silly?

Making sure no one's listening.

Finally.

I thought you were starting to get bored of me.

Never.

Shawn!

Oh, don't stop.

Shawn!

Shawn!

Hey Shawn!

I think I heard Mrs. Wolff call for you from the garage.

Okay, thanks, I'll be right down.

Bill, how do you wanna handle this?

Yeah, you take the front of the house,

I'll take the back.

Don't mention anything.

About Joe Wolff, all right?

Until we have Shawn in custody.

Copy that.

You run into any problems...

you radio King, all right?

No!

Shit, I forgot to take the trash out.

That's what she's pissed about.

Shawn, I have work tonight.

I know, just...

don't move.

Hey, your shirt's on backwards.

Yeah I.

♪ It's my favorite time of year ♪

♪ But I feel like something's missing ♪

♪ Fire's on but you're not here ♪

♪ Come visit ♪

♪ Yeah, I know just what I want ♪

Damn man!

I told him I had work.

God help me.

-♪ But if Santa saw ♪ -I got this.

♪ Just what I did tonight ♪

♪ 'Cause all year long ♪

♪ I pay the price ♪

♪ I was so good ♪

Just a little bit.

Ooh!

Copy. Deputy King is en route.

Shawn!

Sheriff, Sheriff, Sheriff, Sheriff,

there's, there's, there's pigs.

Hello?

Hello, it's Deputy Romero.

Anybody here?

Shawn?

I'm sorry I didn't wait for you.

I told you I had work tonight.

Ouch.

What the hell?

Hello?

Anybody upstairs?

Anybody upstairs?

Shawn?

Bella?

♪ 'Cause if he saw the way you ate my milk and cookies ♪

♪ I pray to God that Santa Claus-- ♪

- They're pigs. - Come here, come here.

No, my, my, Aunt Carrie man, there's pigs.

Hello?

Oh God.

Anybody upstairs?

Shawn!

Dispatch, I need backup at the Wolff Farm

in the West Craven district.

Deputy King has been notified

and is en route to the Wolff Farm.

Copy, thanks.

Oh, interesting.

Okay.

What about this one?

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit!

Shut your fucking mouth, come on!

I'm an officer of the law.

You know that, now you fucking hold still.

You don't understand.

Let me put these cuffs on.

They're killing her in there, man.

You're under arrest, Shawn,

for the murder of--

The fuck was that?

We need to get the fuck out of here!

Now!

Shawn, oh my God! What the fuck is going on?

Go inside and lock your door. Go! Go!

Does anyone know if we blew a fuse?

Hey guys?

Jordan?

Betty?

Hello?

Oh shit.

Jordan?

Bella.

Yeah, where are you?

I think we lost power.

Go back to your room. And lock the door.

Why are you whispering?

There's something in the house.

Oh, what are you talking about?

Where are you?

I think there's something in here with me.

What, where are you?

Hello, Jordan?

Jordan?

There's something in here with me.

Help me.

Jordan?

Jordan?

Hello, Jordan?

- Shit - Bella!

Fuck, Shawn!

What the fuck is going on?

Jordan called me just hysterical.

[doggie door flaps)

Did you hear that sound?

Doggie door?

What's that?

Extreme fucking pigs.

Pigs?

Here, take this.

Lock yourself in your room, okay?

Don't come out until I come get you.

If anyone comes in there, that's not human

you fucking stab them, you hear me?

Okay, I need you to hear you say it so we understand.

I will.

-All right, go on. -Okay. Okay.

Fuck!

No.

Shawn? Shawn?

Oh, my God, Shawn!

Shawn!

Hey, Bella, you have to...

you have to go.

I'm gonna get us outta here.

Safe.

Shawn!

Take it.

Bella?

I'll be right back.

They got me good.

They got me good.

Oh shit.

Jordan?

Jordan.

Betty.

What did I do?

Betty.

What did I do?

Where are you, you little bastard?

No roast beef for you.

Bitch.

And this little piggie...

went "wee wee wee..."

straight to hell.

Fuck.

This piggie went straight to the fucking market.

Listen, I don't care

where he is,

I need Deputy Holland out here ASAP.

Copy?

Copy.

Deputy Holland has been notified.

I'll initiate an APB to the Wolff Farm.

Keep channel one open for communications.

Okay, I'm gonna stay on channel one.

Deputy King, we have no response from Sherrif Karloff

or Deputy Romero.

Proceed with caution.

I repeat, proceed with caution.

Backup units are en route.

The hell?

Oh, for crying out loud.