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What else is there?

Are you still so shy?

Or do you just want to applaud?

No, I thought... Then go there.

Get going.

Prevent.

I'll start from the back.

You'd better turn around.

What's better?

That's much better.

Okay.

Then it can go away.

You are not my kind of mother.

I love you.

Oh! Oh!

Thank you.

Hallo, Schnuckilein.

Wo warst du so lange?

Mein Herr, auf dem Dachboden.

Auf dem Dachboden?

Ja, Schnuckilein, wir hatten uns doch geeinigt, diese Urwaldmusik wollten wir

nicht mehr hören.

Das ist schön.

Das ist alles für dich.

Deine anderen alten Sachen waren wirklich zu verschlissen.

Hier, das ist die Reizwäsche von meiner verstorbenen Frau.

Sie hat darin außerordentlich scharf ausgesehen.

You see, Schnucki, almost like new. I just didn't get used to it. It reminds

me of the good times with my first wife.

Those were the times.

Do you like it?

You'll see, darling.

When you've worn the thing a couple of times, they don't smell like moth powder

anymore. What fits best to you? Let's see.

Yes, that's what you're looking for.

And don't get confused.

It was her corpse shirt.

Oh.

Why do I have to wear this old ramsch?

Why ramsch?

Well, it doesn't matter.

Young people use a different language.

That's nice.

Yes, that's wonderful.

You look like a princess.

Great class.

In the past, you just had more taste.

More taste?

In the elevator, you look like the widow Beute.

You look good.

You can lie down, my heart.

Just wonderful, Snooki.

But something is still missing from you.

I have it. The hood, of course. Thank you, Doris. Please, put this on too.

You'll be fine, you'll see.

Here, you look like a novice, young and pure.

Turn around, little sugar.

You know, don't you? What does your partner prefer?

Come on, show him.

Here, like this, good.

This is how Aunt Doris was the first time.

Good.

Me fai l'uomo piu felice del mondo.

Candida eppure la morbida pelle. La vidi e la toccai e faceva finta di dormire.

Anche lei non l'aveva mai fatto con nessuno, ma cominciò ad accettare le mie

carezze.

Il sesso senza fantasia non è sesso, cara.

Grazie. It becomes a routine to serve a magnificent dish, but cold and

unappreciated, my dear.

Like a tall, handsome man, but without attributes.

Or like a beautiful woman, but rigid and complex.

A little fantasy is always needed.

Don't you agree with me, my dear?

The brain, you think, is everything. It always starts from there.

Yes, of course.

Who doesn't have a brain, on the other hand, is your mother, you know.

I found out that at 10 in the morning...

Humor and trauma are certainly a hard thing to deal with. But a certain

dignity should be retained by every person.

Imagine, your neighbor told me the next day that Mama was dead.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh.

Thank you very

much.

No, I just thought about whether I should have a coffee.

I slept in your black one.

Of course, only in my room. You and your crazy fantasies.

What's left of it if you don't experience anything else?

It's all so boring and meaningless.

The days pass without even the slightest thing happening.

But you love your husband, don't you? Yes, that's right.

I just sometimes have the feeling that Paul and I have very little in common,

you know?

Oh, it doesn't matter.

Well, I don't think it matters at all.

Then you could live alone again. Why did you marry him?

Well, I can't really talk about it.

Come on, let's have a coffee.

What you lack is your program.

As long as you can get away from your life.

And you don't have anything to be happy about?

No.

Problems with the husband.

Who doesn't have them?

Do you think other men are different? I think so.

Maybe in bed.

But you have to find out that there should always be someone who can do

better than your own husband.

That's why you don't marry.

The main thing is that the husband is well situated.

So that you have a secure age.

You can wait with the ex-husband.

If you want that, you have to be brave enough to go somewhere else.

I often dream of that.

You think I should actually betray him?

Seidler schon betrügen.

Wieso darf nur der Ehemann dir einen Orgasmus schenken?

Ich bin mit meinem Mann sehr glücklich. Und zwar deshalb, weil ich mir ab und zu

meine Orgasmen selbst hole.

Und mit wem ich's tue, ist überhaupt nicht entscheidend. Und ich betrüge

damit auch niemanden, ganz und gar nicht.

Natürlich betrügst du ihn.

Nein. Ich verletze höchstens sein Ego.

Die meisten Männer können es nicht ertragen, dass sich ein anderer Schwanz

höher bringen kann als ihr eigener.

Geh los und hol dir einfach, was dir fehlt.

Jetzt kannst du's noch.

Wenn du jetzt 40 bist, musst du nämlich dafür bezahlen.

Mm. Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

They'll be waiting for five minutes.

Come with me, I have to show you something exciting.

All right, but only five minutes.

Yes, the sooner you come with me, the sooner I'll be back.

What do you want to show me?

Nothing special.

You don't have to be so shy.

You're more like the sky.

Really? Thank you.

Come with me.

Over there, in the stable. In the stable? Yes.

Come, you'll like it.

Really? Yes, well then.

Don't forget the keys.

Yes, yes.

It's coming for sure.

Good. Then I'm relieved.

It's great here, isn't it? Yes, it is.

Actually, it's a horse stone, but in summer you can see the animals on the

pasture.

Oh.

They could have worn more comfortable clothes.

But you look much more attractive in it.

Einfach entzücken. Ganz großartig. Man wird schon verrückt, allein dadurch zu

sehen.

Ehrlich? Wieso sollte ich lügen?

Hauptsache, es regt dich an.

Anregen, sagst du schnuckelein? Nein, dein Anblick bedeutet für mich

gewissermaßen die Erfüllung.

Ja, wundervoll siehst du aus. Ganz wundervoll.

Jetzt fehlt gewissermaßen nur noch das Tüpfelchen auf dem I.

Die Nachthaube. Für meine Königin der Nacht.

Du siehst mein Herz. Die wahre Erotik.

Liegt im Detail.

So, meine Süße, du darfst dich hinlegen.

Dein Gatte ist schon fertig.

Unten schön freimachen.

Nicht ungeduldig sein. Der Augenblick unserer Vereinigung ist nahe.

Hinein mit dem glühenden Stab in die Gruft der Sünde.

Good morning, my dear.

Is there enough coffee left?

You might be right.

Why? That's very practical. Besides, it's good to wear. If you say so.

First of all, good morning.

Good morning, sweet.

Salad, great. I'm really hungry.

Tell me, isn't it a bit cold down there?

Oh, no, not at all.

That is even incredibly practical, especially if you want to go to the

toilet.

Oh, I just thought.

But as for Ulrich, it looks like... It doesn't matter.

Fortunately, I don't have to wear it.

Basically, Champort is not a bad boy. These little escapades can't be taken

badly. If he treats you well otherwise. You have to accept a little problem with

every man.

I just sometimes have the feeling that I miss something when I'm always with him.

I think...

There are probably more men like that who are completely different.

Do you want to hint at the fact that you've decided to cheat on Jean-Paul?

Who knows?

I'll try it on your behalf. It's not that easy.

How am I supposed to know someone? Where am I going?

I'm going shopping.

Why don't you go to your stepmother to get flowers?

That would be a solution.

Later. Good idea.

Love's Chaos.

Ecclesiastical. Three letters.

Are

you

the little one? Yes, hello, Blümchen. How are you?

Thank you for the question.

Tell me, such a small, fat animal.

Looks like a duck. I think he has four legs, too.

Such really long hair.

Fluffy fur.

Chiculé? Chiculé, that would be... One, two... No, that doesn't work.

Chiculé, is that a detergent?

That just doesn't fit.

The thing has to be called differently.

Well, I found Breit-Rickels particularly interesting. At your place, I would go

to Mexico.

So?

Well, I find them, especially when welding, incredibly exciting.

Go to the salon, I'll be right back.

Okay. Then we'll continue tomorrow.

Kind, ich sage dir, das Leben ist eigentlich nur eine einzige Scheiße.

Oh, du riechst. Also, was ist, Kind?

Blümchen, ich habe ein kleines Problem.

Ich habe vorhin mit Odette so einiges besprochen und sie hat mir gesagt, du

wüsstest wahrscheinlich am besten, was ich machen soll.

Weißt du, ich brauche einfach neue Erfahrungen.

Paul ist gut zu mir, aber ich möchte den Sex auch mit anderen Männern erleben.

Ich mag ihn immer noch sehr gerne, aber das kann doch nicht alles gewesen sein.

Ist ja auch nicht.

Wenn ich dich richtig verstanden habe, willst du nur deshalb mit anderen

Männern Erfahrungen sammeln, damit du reiser wirst und auch deinen Mann mehr

von dir hast. Da weiß ich genau den richtigen.

Who are you calling?

He'll be very good for you.

Hades Labko, nice to see you.

This is Peggy. I have a job for you.

No, my discharge is completely fine.

This time it's something special.

An emergency.

You have to come right away.

You have time?

Wonderful. One expects you to be very unwell. See you.

He's okay.

Du musst keine Angst haben. Er ist mein Klempner, kommt vom Balkan. Ihr werdet

richtig Spaß haben.

Keine Sorge, Kindchen, du siehst doch toll aus.

Der Junge wird begeistert sein.

Oh, es hat geläutet.

Nicht weglaufen.

Guten Tag, sing ich gerufen an? Fein, kommen Sie doch rein.

Wie geht's Ihnen?

Sehr gut.

Wundervoll. Ja, dann gehen wir am besten... Oh nein, warten Sie. Ich muss

Ihnen ja noch eine Menge erklären.

Warten Sie auf.

Da hinten sitzt ein wunderhübsches Mädchen, das nur darauf wartet, dass sie

sich etwas liebevoll mit ihr beschäftigt. Das nix gut.

Natürlich, du Arsch. Nix, Anna.

Wer redet denn von Anna? Los, geh rein.

Guten Tag.

Der ist klasse.

Sehr erfreut. Sie aussehen sehr gut.

Los, junger Mann, nur Mut.

Sie gehen mit mir aufs Bett.

Ja, gut so, Slavku.

Machen Sie nur weiter so. Ich bin überzeugt, es gefällt ihr.

Nein.

Nein.

So ist doch mehr Einsatz.

Yes.

Curseful and obedient. You're not baking pretzels. Do you have inhibitions?

It's nothing.

That's not to be helped. Why did I actually engage you? I can't make love

to her when she's lying there like bread. That's impossible.

What's wrong with you, child?

I beg you, give me your eyes down and I'll take the boy to the breast.

I haven't experienced that yet.

I'm not a breeding bull.

Sure, you're all.

First of all, get out, little.

So, now you can experience what it's like to be a professional.

Look.

Oh.

No. No.

No.

Oh, no.

Oh. Oh.

Hello.

Don't we know each other from somewhere?

I've seen you before.

Maybe in a theater?

Could be.

It would be possible.

You don't want to... But you'd like to lick me.

Me? How could I?

Are you afraid?

Sie wissen, wo es ist.

Na ja, ich kann es mir beinahe denken.

Ich unterhalte mich nicht gern erst noch stundenlang.

I'm done for.

It seems to be very difficult for me here.

Why?

It's a completely normal club.

Well, you have to know that.

I'll throw you my oil not for free.

But there can be no talk about it.

I'll make you an offer.

148 per barrel. No special fees.

You deliver me exclusively.

I deliver of course to the one who pays the most.

Don't get angry.

I always pay the most. Okay.

What I would be particularly interested in, how does it look with your tanker

capacity? Don't worry, Eminent. My big tankers drive around the clock.

Problems are most likely to arise, Eminence, if you don't deliver me on

time.

When do we sign the contract?

We'll sign the contract tomorrow morning, I'd say, Eminence.

Excellent, that fits. Okay, done.

Couldn't you do it a little faster, little one? Do you think I'd have time

for that forever? Who's going to be in charge?

Oh, only personalities first, Rammels.

White, sweet Brigitte.

He doesn't come to people often. That's why I brought you here.

How am I supposed to amuse you?

I think you just have to change that.

Are you married?

No.

Your husband is much older than you. There are generation problems.

And why don't you feel like it? I don't want to look at so many people.

Oh, they're all good acquaintances. Of course.

I'm convinced you'd be a huge attraction.

What is it? You don't have to be embarrassed.

So? Let's see.

I know what you're going to do in the triptych.

To me, yes?

I'll prepare it.

Do you want to stay in a fish restaurant? No, I want to... Paula, are

you okay?

Who are you?

Can I introduce you? I'm Brigitte. This is your first time in the club.

I'm very happy.

Good evening.

This is my sister-in-law.

Who is this?

Who is this? Who is this? Who is this? Who is this?

Los geht's.

Achtung, meine Herrschaften, in einer rasanten striptease-Nummer erleben Sie

Susanne.

Hey!

Magic movie.

Magic

movie.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Scusatemi, ma ho un terribile mal di testa. Sarā molto meglio che me ne torni

a casa.

Odette, ma mi muovi cosė. Il bello deve ancora venire.

No, non puō, continuiamo.

Dai.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Good evening.

Hey, look, guys, you've got a visitor.

Keep up your good manners.

Don't you want to greet the lady?

Well, doll, did you want to get some rest?

Maybe she needs a little help.

It's pretty dangerous to go to the basement all alone for a girl. What do

you think?

That's right, and then she goes around the whole park.

Wow.

Stop scaring her.

We don't have to do that.

She's already got it.

Well, if that's the case, then we have to calm her down.

Exactly.

You're not completely blind. You have a big snout.

What do you actually think you are?

Slut.

You're nothing more than a big-time pants-ass.

What do you want?

You're afraid, aren't you? You're stupid, aren't you?

You stupid bastards, idiots.

None of you poor creatures will dare to touch me. I'll take your hand.

Of course.

Do it.

Yes.

That would be a nice shirt.

Let's go to the fish with the lady.

. . . .

Thank you, Jungs. I'll never forget that. Very good.

Let's have a drink first. That's right.

Yes, put on your skirt.

To look like Stromfosen, I have a very special method.

Go on, old man, or she'll drag you down.

And she won't fall in love with you right away.

You're still a drag.

Yeah. And remember, the fine man pays attention to etiquette.

Boy, when he ties himself in a slip, tears come to my eyes.

That's what I mean.

Oh, God, you can't even look at that.

Amazing.

Oh, man.

Hey, buddy, remember, you're not at a slaughterhouse.

He's in Berlin.

Exactly.

You have beautiful big eyes, I think.

And also beautiful hair.

You are a beautiful girl.

Then come here and do better.

Good suggestion.

Yes, come here. See you.

Hey. Come on.

Oh.

Oh.

Fit me.

Fit

me.

Eine interessante Geschichte?

Wie? Ja, ja, es geht.

So,

es ist schon spät. Ich muss jetzt zur Autowerkstatt fahren.

Ja, ja, ist gut, Liebling.

Es wird wahrscheinlich länger dauern.

All right, see you later.

Something about the ignition. Ah, yes, I understand the ignition points. They

probably have to be set up again. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh,

yes.

Oh,

yes.

You'll get used to it soon. It's unfortunately unavoidable. How do you

like your gentleman's dress?

Excellent, thank you. I'm glad to hear it.

That over there is our paint shop.

Do you paint the cars there?

Yes, exactly.

Afterwards, the cars come with our fully automatic drying system, because the

paint has to be dry and dry, right?

Yes. Paul,

my chief mechanic, works right here in the front. He's a specialist for

carburettors, but he won't say anything else.

At best, we'll go to the lift. I can explain to him what's going on in your

vehicle.

Do you think I'll understand that?

Oh, of course, no problem at all. It's very simple, that's the way it is. Good

day. So, good, come over here, please. I'll explain the main thing about this

car. So, this one here, what you see over there, that's the engine, the

engine, right? Go around, yes?

And here, exactly at this point, the ignition candles are still sitting here,

right and left, right?

Oh, no, wait, you don't need to have an action.

I want to show you the engine later on the ground, you have to look at it.

So, and from these ignition candles cable strings go off like in a

distribution box. Do you see? Here, the little box here.

To each candle, one cable. Yes, that's what I understood.

Of course, the cables must be well insulated, so that the current that

flows through the cable does not come into contact with metal parts, otherwise

there would be a motor problem.

You see, this car is now a four-cylinder. Well, that's why it has

four ignition candles, and therefore also four ignition cables.

Children, let's try to make things simple.

Where are most of the errors? First of all, the ignition candles can be

strongly rusted themselves. That means, the ignition motor can't be more or just

the same amount.

A cable break can also occur, but that's relatively simple.

Now the error can also be found in the switch coil itself or in the divider

box. For example, if the contacts are dirty or untidy.

I'm curious where the error was found in your car.

Your car is still relatively new, isn't it?

Yes, we should bring it to the hall. Excuse me, I have to go back to work.

No, wait for me here.

I have to take care of everything.

What do I actually pay you if I have to wait for myself at the end?

Stay there. It takes at least a minute.

You have to go to work. You will not be paid for standing around.

The break is only one hour.

I don't know. I don't know.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

I love you.

I love you.

Oh, man!

I'm here.

I have to go, unfortunately. Until tonight.

Yes, it's good. Goodbye.

I'll bring you something nice.

I saw in an antiquarian an exciting old mousetrap.

And a nightgown, too.