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♪ ♪

[sighs]

-What you doing, Dad? -Hey, I'm just...

I don't know, thinking about this old song by The Whispers

that my dad used to sing around the house.

Which is...?

"You never miss your water until your well runs dry."

[phone buzzing]

[laughs softly, sniffles]

Hey, babe. What's up?

Hey, I wanted to catch up with you

since you were up and out of the house pretty early.

Mm. You're the best.

-Where are you? -At the hospital.

Looking to see Uncle Ted before he gets busy with the day.

How are you?

Is there a word for "surprised, not surprised"?

Maybe in Japanese, but I'm a little rusty.

[chuckles]

I don't know why

finding out about another one of Bill's infidelities

would affect me the way it has.

It's not like it was all that much of a shock.

Well, this betrayal was... it was unique.

You and Kalista had history.

Kalista was livid that I fired her

as my first agent.

So, she got back at me

by taking my husband to bed

and waiting years

for the perfect time to tell all?

In the middle of my interview with Tia?

[laughs]

I guess she showed me.

The only thing she showed you was how trifling

she and Bill are.

Just when I thought Bill and I

were in a decent place post-Hayley,

I am reminded what an awful husband he truly was.

I'm-- I am so sorry, Andre.

I'm going on and on about him again.

It's okay. It's okay.

I didn't marry you in a vacuum.

Your history is a part of you,

and your past with Bill is real, too.

You know, you can't erase

all of the betrayal he put you through over and over again.

And it's not like this time,

you're running to his side like before.

You know, you're just,

you're just reconciling your feelings.

Only angels could have sent me a man

as considerate and attentive as you are.

Most husbands wouldn't understand.

Yeah, well, I'm not most husbands.

And you for damn sure are not some

old, ordinary wife, Dani, you're everything.

And listen, a-as much as I hate how he hurt you,

you know, I'm-I'm happy he was such a colossal fool,

because that gave me a chance to step in

and show you how to be treated,

like the queen you are.

Hello.

I don't believe we've met.

Are you a new member?

Oh, no, I'm just visiting.

A friend hooked me up with a guest pass.

Ooh, that's some friend, because this place

is pretty exclusive.

Yeah, the most exclusive in the DMV, I hear,

-right? -Mm-hmm.

[laughs softly]

I'm Leslie Thomas.

Oh, uh, Heather.

Ah, nice to meet you, Heather.

So, are you from around the area or are you visiting?

-What's with the 20 questions? -[laughs]

Oh, I'm just curious.

It's in my nature.

Oh, well, you know what curiosity did to that poor cat,

don't you, Leslie?

Oh, don't worry about this cat, Heather.

Her claws are razor-sharp.

-Noted. -Hmm.

All right, I'll file that away for future use.

I have family in town, so I'm just visiting.

So, who are your people?

Joey Armstrong.

Get out of here.

Oh, my God, I love Joey.

-Ah! -You do?

Well, why wouldn't I? He's my partner.

♪ ♪

What's this?

Mm, I picked up a little breakfast from Dunn Cooking.

Got to make sure my man doesn't go hungry.

There's only one thing I'm hungry for.

Oh. Would that be moi?

Absolutely. And I'm ravenous.

I will have to bring you sustenance at work more often

if this is the response I'm gonna get.

Always, brunch or no brunch.

Tell me about Heather.

Now that she's feathering a nest in your neighborhood,

has she stopped by for coffee?

Asked for design ideas?

Well, there's a buzzkill.

Your sister just can't win with you, can she?

No, my sister knows exactly how to get on my good side.

She can sell that condo she just bought and leave the country.

Orphey Gene's mac and cheese is bussin'.

-Just... ugh. -Mmm.

What?

Where do I even begin?

For one thing, this is supposed to be breakfast.

Why are you always ragging on the way I eat my food?

Because yo ass still eat like you a little kid.

-Man... -One of Bebe's Kids, to be exact.

[laughs]

Bebe's Kids. Man, it's been a minute.

[laughs softly] You remember how many times

we used to watch that old VHS bootleg tape

you bought from Pookie?

I sure do. [laughs]

He used to sell them out front of the corner store

back in Philly.

I've missed this.

Yeah, me, too.

So, any news on that brand-new life

you're supposed to be hooking up for your girl?

Hmm?

-Uncle Ted. -Hey. Andre.

-Good to see you. -Hey.

What are you doing here so early?

I thought you'd be at some high-profile

Beltway photo shoot, or at least in bed,

having breakfast with your lovely wife.

Well, Dani left the house at the crack of dawn

this morning for the country club.

Ah. Is everything all right?

Between us? Yeah, yeah.

But you know, she was blindsided by that interview yesterday,

so she needed a moment to process it alone.

Huh, I thought it was supposed to be some positive look

at the life and times of Dani Dupree, supermodel,

like that show, uh, This is Your Life.

It was.

Then what happened?

Well, her, uh, her first agent, Kalista.

Yeah, she went rogue during that interview.

She-she spilled some embarrassing facts

about her own intimate relationship with Bill

during Dani's marriage to him.

[scoffs]

What in the name of all that is inappropriate?

-Right? -I mean, I'm not an expert

in the industry, but aren't producers

supposed to vet their guests?

I'm sure they did.

Even the host said that she was as surprised

by what Kalista shared as Dani was.

Ah. Well, I hate Dani had to go through that.

I even feel sorry for Bill.

Bill? It's...

it's his fault all this happened in the first place.

I'm aware, but I know how it is

to have your dirty laundry aired publicly.

Okay, don't. Okay, don't compare yourself to Bill, Uncle Ted.

Now, I'm not saying that what you did

during your marriage was okay, but,

come on, you always were remorseful.

Now, that I was.

Plus, when you cheated on Nicole,

-it was with one person. -Hmm.

During a very difficult time in your marriage.

Bill-- he cheated for sport.

Had a mistress in every zip code.

The clown couldn't keep it zipped up long enough

to save his life.

And it's still hurting Dani,

even almost two years after their divorce.

I hope it doesn't cause problems between you two.

I was thrilled to see you get back on track.

No, me and Dani, we're-we're solid.

I'm not upset that she's hurting about what Kalista and Bill did.

You know, a-and it's not like this is when she was running

to his side when Hayley was poisoning him.

What Dani heard, it was-- sh-she didn't see it coming.

So, no, I don't begrudge her for taking some time to heal.

That's 'cause you're a good man, Andre.

You're ten times the husband my ex-brother-in-law ever was.

So, to what do I owe the pleasure?

I'm surprised you're here.

Why?

Well, because of how I hurt your mother yesterday.

You didn't hurt her.

That was all that wench Kalista.

Ah, the hell it was.

If I hadn't done what I did with that woman,

she wouldn't have been able to use it to hurt your mom.

Woulda, shoulda, coulda.

[laughs softly]

Yeah, I guess I deserve that.

I'm not trying to make you feel worse.

My only point is, is what's done is done.

You can't go back and change your mistakes of the past

any more than I can go back and change everything

I've done wrong in my marriage.

What are you talking about?

You've been the perfect wife to Jacob.

Perfect's a little generous, don't you think?

Okay, well, what wrong decisions could you have possibly made?

Basically, I've been emasculating my husband

for the past two years.

What kind of partnership do you have with my brother?

Oh, Joey has invested in my free clinic.

-Oh. -Yeah, yeah.

He's honoring Vanessa's late husband Dr. Doug McBride.

Lord rest his gambling soul.

Wow.

I am so pleased to hear that my brother is giving back

so much to the community.

It's been interesting meeting you, Leslie.

Likewise.

Fascinating woman.

Huh.

Hi there.

Hey, you.

-Oh... -This is unexpected and delightful.

Mm-hmm.

-Having a good morning, I hope? -I was.

And then I ran into one of the members out front.

Is someone giving you a hard time?

No, it was a woman named Leslie.

Ugh!

She makes Anastasia look like a Nobel Peace Prize winner.

Seriously, steer clear.

Aside from the demon who broke up my marriage

and then tried to kill my ex-husband,

Leslie is the worst person in town.

Uh, I think my brother might disagree with you on that.

Joey thinks he's worse than Leslie? Huh.

I thought I was hard on myself.

No, no.

My big brother thinks that I am the worst person he knows.

Oh, sweetie.

I don't want my sister to be a thorn in our relationship.

You've seen how hard I've had to work

to reconnect with my kids since we lost their dad.

Can't you see that Heather's working equally hard

to reconnect with you?

Oh, she's working something all right.

I think you protest too much.

I saw how hurt you were when...

you read Heather's goodbye letter.

Well, I miss that Heather.

I wish I had a few more years of her instead of who I see now.

Yeah. I don't think you mean that.

I know you, Joey Armstrong.

You don't care enough about most people to let them hurt you.

I mean, there's me,

Izaiah and Heather.

You obviously love your sister and would be devastated

if she disappeared from your life,

-never to be seen again. -All right,

all right, I admit it.

My sister is one of the few people on the planet

who has the ability to hurt me.

Happy?

I should have known you were buttering me up.

And as usual, you want something.

You know what? You got some nerve.

You still have not paid me the money you owe me

for buying the IDs for you.

Not the right IDs.

Oh, don't be like that.

You know I've got mad love for you, cuzzo.

You got a funny way of showing it.

Everything you need, right here.

♪ Sunday morning...♪

New passport, driver's license.

And Social Security card.

You name it.

Yes, I knew you'd come through for me.

-[laughs] -Yeah. All right, yeah.

Don't I always?

I just transferred your money into your account.

-Well, it's about time. -[chuckles]

Oh, and, uh, I know you hate ketchup on your mac and cheese,

but I guarantee Carey Jenner-- she won't mind one bit.

HAYLEY: Carey?

What kind of name is Carey for a sister?

What kind of name was Hayley?

Carey is the kind of name that lets a sister

who almost got jammed up trying to off

one of the most powerful men in the District

fade into the shade with ease.

What's she do, hmm?

-Carey's a nanny. -Oh, hell no.

She spends her days chasing down rug rats,

making sure they don't color on the expensive furniture.

See, Carey definitely doesn't have

that expensive gourmet taste

as a former Mrs. Bill Hamilton, Esquire,

You got to be kidding me.

You did not pick a backstory

that has me taking care of someone else's brat.

You know doggone well that I don't even like kids.

We've already talked about this.

Well, beggars can't be choosers, cuz.

How long are you gonna be mad at me

for what I told Vernon Dupree?

I thought we were good.

We are good.

I'm following your instructions.

I'm supposed to be high-class, Randy.

Think about the big picture.

You're headed to the West Coast, right?

-Right. -Okay, so out there

the easiest way into some fat-cat movie mogul's life

is a job in his house.

Think about it.

How many times have you heard those stories on TMZ

about some Hollywood power player

getting caught sniffing around the hired help?

♪ The moments we shared...♪

Okay, you have a point.

Still wish you'd come up with something besides

me being a damn nanny. Ugh.

Well, you won't be wiping snotty noses

or changing diapers for long.

Before you know it, you will have

some A-list producer or director

wrapped around your little finger, cuz.

♪ The moments we shared...♪

But thank you for breakfast.

I thought you were paying.

I paid enough.

Well, your husband sure knows how to bottle up

his emotions, doesn't he?

I mean, when was he gonna tell you how he's been feeling?

When exactly would there have been time

for him to do that, Dad?

Feels like there's been one crisis after another,

starting with you leaving Mom for my so-called friend,

Mom spiraling to the point of her

pulling a gun at your wedding,

Chelsea's kidnapping, Gran's cancer,

the whole BRCA gene of it all,

Jacob going undercover, and then Derek dying, it's...

Yeah. Yeah.

And then you and Jacob on opposite sides

of this situation with Smitty.

So where'd you and Jacob leave things?

Hmm? You going back to couples therapy?

We apologized to each other and promised

to work on communicating better moving forward.

Would you consider taking a piece of marital advice

from a two-time loser at love?

[chuckles]

Sure. Shoot.

Cherish your mate, sweetheart.

You know, that way, you'll be left with more

than just pictures and fading memories of your marriage.

And you hold on tight...

...during those times where it feels like

you're pushing a boulder uphill,

before the person you took for granted...

...before they find happiness with someone else.

Just remind me to never agree

to another sit-down interview in this lifetime.

Beyoncé and Greta Garbo before her had the right idea.

They did? About which part?

-Just say no to the press. -Ugh.

Dani. I cannot imagine how hard it is

to be on live TV hearing about your ex

sleeping with your former agent.

Thank goodness it wasn't live,

so hopefully my utter humiliation

will never see the light of day.

But I am just so grateful for Andre.

You wouldn't believe how sweet he's been.

Really? He just must not be the jealous type, then.

What do you mean?

He's so understanding.

'Cause I could be wrong, but it sounds like you have

complicated feelings for your ex-husband--

-your first husband. -Um...

We've had a couple of hiccups lately,

but none of it was because of my past with Bill.

Uh-- well, what were the hiccups?

It was because of...

Gosh, how do I say this? My, um...

continued entanglement with my ex

-and his psycho second wife. -Oh, okay.

But Andre was right.

About what?

That I lost sight of what we had.

From the beginning, Andre and I have agreed

to never let anything from our past touch what we have.

How much do you know about Andre's past?

Plenty. Okay, tea.

Um, my sister was married to Andre's uncle.

-Your sister. Okay. -[laughs]

-Okay. -So he spent a lot of time

with them and the kids after his parents passed.

-Oh. -And he went through a playboy era.

I had a front row seat.

You did? Do tell.

Well, after the plane crash that took his parents...

-[sighs] -Andre was devastated.

He lost himself in women.

Pretty much screwed anything that moved.

He was the definition of "single and ready to mingle."

That never bothers you?

Not even slightly?

Should it?

Why?

Andre is not doing that now.

Our life is amazing, and so is our future.

What's the point in looking behind us?

I don't know, I guess I would just be on high alert.

Afraid that one of those guilt-free indiscretions

would... show up at any moment.

TED: Mm-mm.

Okay, so I-I got to ask.

I mean, are you sure Martin shouldn't be the one

running point for this shindig?

You're my best man, Andre.

Yeah, I know, but if Martin changed his mind

and he wants to be more involved?

I already asked him. He said he'd prefer

to take a low profile, considering everything going on

with Smitty.

I get that. Okay, then.

So maybe we get the guys to go to, um...

Mpire Gentleman's Club,

oh, or-or-or Good Guys.

Yeah, their chicken wings are off the chain.

Have you lost your rabid-ass mind?

Even if Dani was okay with it,

Shanice sure as hell wouldn't be.

Yeah, her brothers.

Yeah, I got enough beef with them.

Okay, well,

we won't invite the boneheaded brothers.

What are you trying to do, Andre?

Have my second divorce before I jump the broom, eh?

Okay, okay.

So what do you think should go down?

-Well, A] I want it to be low-key... -Okay.

...and B] close to home.

Boo! Come-come on, Uncle Ted.

Man, you're no fun. God.

I think we should invite Heather over for dinner.

-You don't mind if I dine out? -Very funny.

You will spend most of the evening in the kitchen,

and by the time the wine hits,

it might be more pleasant spending time with your sister

than you think.

Aren't you ever the optimist?

Sorry for interrupting.

That's okay, I have to get going anyway.

Vanessa McBride Realty is popping.

Pop away.

Marco followed Heather to the club.

He's waiting outside until she leaves.

Thanks for the update.

Anything else you need, boss?

I was just thinking about how tricky family can be.

Ah. You don't have to tell me.

I am an expert on family problems.

How's your kissing cousin doing?

No, Hayley's really my cuz.

You like to read, don't you?

More than most people think.

Bill Hamilton isn't convinced there wasn't some

Flowers in the Attic shenanigans going on.

RANDY: Ugh.

Yeah, I read the book, but, no,

Hayley and I are blood-related cousins.

It's probably why I can't shake her.

You know, family obligations and all.

Whatever the story is, I'm not judging.

So what is this about?

Hayley.

And neutralizing her in a way that lets me keep my promise

to Vernon Dupree.

[soul music playing]

Ah-ah-ah, bestie.

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

Excuse you?

I'm just saying, now that you're

back on the market, you got to watch your figure.

That is, if you hope to snag yourself another rich man.

I know I messed up helping Hayley,

and I get that you and Bill are tight.

Bill Hamilton isn't the issue.

This is business.

Your cousin has something that can harm me,

and that's all I care about.

Hayley and I-- we hit a rough patch,

you know, when she threw me under the bus.

But I'm working to rebuild that trust

so I can get what you need.

Anything you're not telling me, Randy?

About what?

Oh, I don't know.

Maybe what Cousin Hayley is planning next.

I'll have you know,

I have never had to watch my figure.

There have been plenty of men to do that for me, okay?

If you say so.

I do.

My metabolism has always been amazing.

I can eat whatever I want,

and believe me, this body always stays fly.

What are you staring at?

Well, I hate to break it to you, homegirl,

but your body may once upon a time stayed funky fresh

with little effort, but

that is no longer the case.

Are you saying I'm gaining weight?

Oh, hunty, I'm not saying it,

I'm seeing it.

I promise,

Jacob and I have no intention

of taking each other for granted.

Not anymore.

Okay, glad to hear it.

I am worried about you, though, Dad.

Why? I'm fine.

Do you think you'll consider dating anytime soon?

That is the last thing on my mind.

Mom's moved on, Dad.

She's happy with Andre.

And I hope you can accept that.

For her sake and for yours.

Andre isn't like Bill.

Nothing like him.

If we were talking about my ex,

you would be absolutely right.

I would be a nervous wreck

sitting here, worrying that some woman

was going to run in with designs on my man.

But Andre?

He's just-- he's so devoted to me.

It's like all of those other women are completely...

insignificant.

[gasping]

DANI: Earth to Heather.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Where did you go?

I just-- I-I must have just had some sort of a brain glitch,

or I-I... I may need some electrolytes.

I know that your mind is crazy with the remodel

of the condo, but, Heather,

you have to stay properly hydrated.

Dani, you are such a kind, special friend.

I try.

I'm really glad that your second husband

realizes how special you are.

Andre almost seems too good to be true.

Well, if it's what you want,

I am sure that you will find someone

as crazy about you

as Andre is about me.

Well, here's hoping.

Okay.

Ideas for the bachelor party.

Do you think Martin and Smitty will be there at least?

Well, it depends on what's going on with Smitty.

There's a chance

neither one of them would be in the mood to party.

Well, they'll be sorely missed.

But in the meantime,

I take my best man duties seriously.

-I'm impressed. -[chuckles]

You will be when I make this stag night

something you won't forget.

Honestly, Andre, this bachelor party

does not have to be a big deal.

[sighs] Uncle Ted,

you are getting married for the last time.

We have to, we have to properly commemorate the occasion.

I already had the big blowout bachelor party

the first time I got married.

Your dad saw to every debaucherous detail.

I guess I'm a chip off the old block, then.

I do see a lot of Stan in you.

Man, I miss him.

Yeah, yeah, me, too.

I am not trying to come between your mother and Andre, okay?

I mean, I'm glad she has a man like him in her life.

Really?

Yeah. Yeah. I mean,

he may still be a little wet behind the ears, but...

Andre really loves your mom.

She deserves that.

Yes, she does.

You deserve happiness, too, Dad.

I came this close to getting what I truly deserved

for hurting your mother the way I did.

It turns out, Hayley was the payback I never saw coming.

I didn't mean any offense, Hay-Hay.

Now, if Auntie Flo is in town visiting,

go on, girl, choke that chocolate down.

I just know how hard getting back in the game is.

Oh, you're in the game? [laughs]

What game is that, Leslie?

Annoying everyone you encounter?

[chuckles]

My Marcel can tell you exactly how good our game is.

Why do you keep bringing him up?

I don't want to hear his name.

Jelly much?

My Celly-boo has a magic mustache,

and he knows how to use it in all sorts of ways.

-[gags] -Ooh.

[chuckles] Something I said?

Joey, trust and believe,

if Hayley was up to something, you'd be the first to know.

The only thing on that woman's brain is spending up

that divorce settlement she got from Bill Hamilton.

Good.

Her health depends on it.

Let me know if she makes any moves.

Boss, you still planning on getting rid of my cousin?

Remember the first lesson I ever taught you, Randy.

Worry about yourself.

I'll keep an eye on my cousin,

but exactly how long are we supposed

to keep following your sister?

Till I say otherwise.

Bill underestimated Hayley.

I'm not gonna make the same mistake with Heather.

Well, boss, I hate to state the obvious,

but Heather's kind of cagey.

She's been real good at ditching

the tails you put on her.

[chuckles]: Yeah, including yours.

Well, what can I say?

I've never had an opp quite like your sister.

No, I imagine you haven't.

Heather is a formidable opponent.

You never know what that woman's gonna do.

I have never made such a fast friend as you.

I have traveled all over the world modeling,

and I have met a lot of people,

but there's only a couple women

who have crossed into the inner circle.

[laughs]

I am flattered, Dani.

-Hello, you two. -Hi.

-Any gossip for me? -Look at you.

Well, yes, uh, I have managed to cross into Dani's inner sanctum.

Oh, good.

So, not just another beautiful babe but friend, too.

-Yes. -Brava.

I heard that Nicole has put Ted and you together

for his planned return to Fairmont Crest.

I've been showing Ted and Shanice some properties.

It would have been tricky if Nicole hadn't signed off

on my showing him some places,

but she's really been sweet about it.

-Wow. -All of you are better people than I am.

-Why would you say that? -Oh, I don't think

I could let my ex flaunt his new woman

in front of me every day.

It might make me murderous.

[laughter]

I would have given anything to have Stan here

when my marriage with Nicole imploded.

Your dad used to give the best advice.

Yeah, that's why they called him Stan the Man.

They gave him a lot of respect.

I could have used his advice, too.

Are you alluding to the woman from your past?

Yeah. Yeah.

You know, had my parents not died when they did,

I probably would have never gotten mixed up

with that woman in the first place.

I wish I could have been more help to you back then.

No, no, I'm sorry, I wasn't saying

that you weren't there for me, Uncle Ted.

Had it not been for you and Nicole,

Martin, Kat,

I-I don't know where I would be.

You guys were my-my lifeline.

Yeah. Then you met Dani.

If you'd have told me back in your wilder days

that my Lothario nephew and my volatile sister-in-law

would fall head over heels in love,

I'd have said you need to let Nicole shrink your head.

Yeah.

[both chuckle]

Mint? Please.

Thank you.

Ordinarily, I'd be offended

on behalf of my boo thang.

Since we're besties,

-I'll let that slide. -Mm.

Thanks for spreading your typical good cheer

and ruining my sundae.

I was looking forward to eating it.

For breakfast? Girl.

You a little different, huh?

Well, I will be leaving now since you won't.

Enjoy the sundae.

Don't mind if I do.

You know, I'm really proud of you, Dad.

BILL: Oh, yeah? Why?

Because you are truly sorry for how you treated Mom.

You can see what you did,

and you aren't pretending anymore

to be untouched by guilt or sorrow.

Tough lessons learned, Naomi.

Tough lessons learned.

But that doesn't mean you deserve

what Hayley did to you.

What you said about Hayley being your payback--

I-I don't think that's how that works.

Yeah, well, I just wish

I could go back in time and do things differently.

Who am I kidding?

As if I didn't have a say in the matter.

Your mother has found someone

who will treat her the way I wouldn't.

Andre worships the ground she walks on.

Now he's with her.

He lucked out.

You know, I have always felt lucky.

How you stepped up when I lost my dad.

You taught me how to be a man.

And Stan would be proud of the man you turned out to be.

He'd be proud of you, too.

How you worked hard to put your life back together

after things with Nicole blew up.

How you stepped up to be a dad to Eva.

Yeah, you know, I made a bunch of mistakes in my past,

and I am glad to finally put them behind me, yeah.

With Shanice, I have a, a future.

You know, I can...

...finally be done being stuck in the past.

Yeah.

Kind-kind of like how you, uh,

can focus on the future you're building with Dani.

Yeah.

I just think if Dani ever walked in on us

doing what we do best, it would get really ugly.

Yeah, yeah. You got that right.

So, here's to a carefree life of wedded bliss.

For us and our ladies.

BOTH: Mm-hmm.

Oh, by the way, I thought your and Joey's partnership

was exclusive.

It is.

Uh, what would make you say that?

Oh, well, a Leslie Thomas.

I told her not to pay that woman any mind.

-[Heather laughs] -Is Leslie going around,

saying she's involved with Joey?

Oh, goodness, no, but she did mention, uh, the free clinic?

And I know you're not the jealous type,

but you, Vanessa, you like to stake your claim.

I can be territorial when it comes to Joey.

I won't let anyone come between us.

No, no, no, no. No!

Every move I make to bring the Impaler down

ends up with somebody I care about in the cross fire.

Tell Dani I said hello, and...

I can't wait to share mimosas with her again.

And maybe we'll share something else, too.

What the hell are you doing here?

Nobody wants you here, Hayley, and nobody ever will.

Your time in Fairmont Crest is over.

What'd I do?

That's what I'm trying to figure out.

Were you helping your cousin poison Bill?

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