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Oh no, that's my swimsuit!

You're a perv, Takkun.

Huh? You're not going to give it back?

Come and get it yourself.

I can't go up there like this.

You'll see...

Muromi-san on the Shore

Episode 9 "Muromi-san and the Secret Advanced Civilization"

Is that shell on your left side a compact?

It's like a compact and accessory case.

Like, I normally keep this brush in here.

I have hairpins and stuff too.

Let me take a closer look.

You just put something larger than it in there!

I don't know...

I mean, we're really close,

but there are things you just have to keep private.

Go fetch!

No fair!

I'm not sure if I didn't really need to see this,

or if I shouldn't be looking, or what.

It looks like a regular boiled scallop.

That's 'cause the security is on.

Security?

It's made to look like a normal shell

if someone other than the owner touches it.

That looks like some pretty advanced technology.

Is stuff like that common in the sea?

I wouldn't say common.

There's this guy who likes making stuff like this.

I had him make mine.

Your phone too?

Yeah.

One guy's making all this stuff?

Well, there's not that many of us.

I've told you about the Mu continent before, right?

Omega Breath!

The people of Mu used their super-science to try

to overthrow the gods, or something.

Wait. Super-science?

That's correct!

The person I'm talking about

taught the people of Mu their science.

I see.

But because of his tragic past,

he's been forbidden to deal with humans since then.

I think all the mysteries of the ancient civilizations

would be solved if I met that guy.

So who is he?

I'm not sure about this.

I get a bad feeling about showing him

to a normal human like you.

I mean, if you insist, I guess I could, but...

You tricked me with your lure just a second ago, you know?

I show a bit of interest, and she always acts like this.

Curiosity

Youthful Pride

I don't want to play into her hand.

I really don't want to, but...

Please... Please tell me, Muromi-san!

Well, aren't we demanding?

Let's see...

I think I had a picture in my mini photo album.

Going off what I've seen so far,

I'm going to guess a god known for his intelligence.

Maybe a mermaid good at inventing things?

Oh, I found it!

We've left Earth now!

This brings back memories.

Is this person still on Earth?

Yeah, he's still here.

He modified himself a long time ago,

and now he's got a mechanical body, though.

I see...

Muromi-san!

An island somewhere in the Pacific...

A cell phone for me?

Yep, yep.

I've had a hard time trying to meet up with you,

but if you have a cell, we can reach each other anytime, you know?

So here's the lab of the engineer who makes the cell phones.

That's quite the modern building design.

Huh? No one's here?

Hey, Muromi!

Looks like our pretty fish is doing excellent, as always.

Hi there!

So this beast is my customer today?

She's nice. Real nice.

Loli?

Shota?

Or maybe a guy cross dressing?

Are you sure? I'm a guy, you know...

Shock!

I knew it. A girl this cute can't really be a girl.

What's going on... What is he saying?

He's always like this.

I never know what he's talking about, either.

Yes, I've got it!

Wiseman (He's succeeded in digitizing his brain.)

But he's made almost all of the electronics that we've got.

He's kinda out there, but he's got skill.

He's weird...

Wiseman!

I put in an order, you know?

Right. I've got the base unit ready.

Only thing left is to decide what modifications you want.

This is outrageous!

You're supposed to be a beast, but you've got no tail!

I don't really need one.

Even if you don't require it, there's still a need for one.

Now take off that pelt of yours and I'll give you a tail.

No...

You say no, but you wanna take it off, right?

Take it off!

Let yourself go!

Stop it!

S-Sorry...

What should I do, Muromi-san?

Oh, you don't have to worry about it.

I've already copy-pasted myself.

Don't be so rough.

My body is made out of rare metals, okay?

You're the one who was being rough.

Anyway, you've got an obligation to put on a tail.

Hurry up and pick if you want your cell phone.

You want a cat style one?

Dog style?

How about a bunny style one?

Come on! Come on! Come on!

I'll pick.

I think a fluffy tail would look the best on Yetchi.

No, wait...

I love it.

The way she's all embarrassed about it is the best part.

I want to play with it until I go crazy!

When someone touches your tail,

you're supposed to go crazy and squeal that it makes you shiver.

I don't know what's going on anymore!

Here's your cell phone.

He's been like that forever.

He always messed with me when I was young.

I guess there's a lot out there I still haven't seen.

So you got an earring style cell phone, huh?

It makes you look a bit older.

Y-You think?

How does your tail feel?

Sh-Shiver...

Muromi-san...

Don't look at me with those eyes!

So you want to put a transmitter on Harpy?

When did you become such a controlling Yetchi?

No, that's not it.

I don't want to keep an eye on Harpy.

Harpy, are you keeping an eye

on the house while I'm out?

All same poster, gj lol!

All same poster, gj lol!

And so she hasn't been giving me real answers lately.

Didn't read lol.

Didn't read lol.

So I'm pretty sure someone's been

teaching her things when I'm not around.

Has anyone really been far even as decided?

Not very good things for her to learn, at that.

Has anyone really been far even as decided?

But if you want to put a device on her,

there's only one place we can go.

That okay with you?

Muromi-san, you go.

You shouldn't run away from things you don't like!

The one place

Welcome. I heard what's going on.

Anyway, make yourselves at home.

Did you change your form?

He looks smart and stylish.

Didn't read!

Didn't read!

Well, we live in a world of smartphones, after all.

Thus I must be smart. Stylish. In both form and lifestyle.

Good for you, Yetchi.

It looks like Wiseman's just finished his business and is spent now.

Spent?

It means he'll be calm now.

So who's the person you want the GPS transmitter on?

This one here.

My body is ready!

My body is ready!

I am Wiseman!

It's happening!

It's happening!

Let's take off your panties first, shall we?

Yah!

Nuked!

Nuked!

All you did is turn yourself into a "pervy gentleman"!

I knew we shouldn't have depended on him.

Lol, lol, lol.

lol lol lol

Don't touch him! He's dirty!

I'm still here!

Creepy!

All you did is destroy my main camera!

Cast off!

That was mean.

I was just searching for a place to attach the transmitter.

Well, you just went off saying perverted stuff out of nowhere!

Yeah.

The leg?

How orthodox.

Not "smart" at all.

Shut up!

Harpy, you don't like it?

It's tight! I don't like it!

Stupid thing sucks!

Get it off, copper!

Where are you learning these bad words?

Point

Yes, leaving a young girl alone in a cave

couldn't be more irresponsible.

In order to protect her and alleviate her sense of loneliness,

I spent time conversing with her.

All same poster, gj!

All same?

So basically I had one of me dispatched to your residence.

Lol, lol.

Lol, lol!

lol lol lol

Oh, welcome back.

I'll make some fried rice.

Fried rice?

Yah!

Oh! Yeti: cool!

Yeti: cool!

NullPointerException.

NullPointerException

Bang!

Bang!

I feel hungover...

Could you read the preview for me?

Let's see...

South of the Malay Peninsula

and north of Borneo Island is Malaysia!

Its capital city is called Kuala Lumpur.

Lumpur sounds like pool, but it's not a swimming pool, okay?

Next time: "Muromi-san Worldwide"

You really helped me out.

Actually, who are you?