Original subtitles

I miss you...

...so much.

Swimming the...

...seven seas.

The water sparkles with the memories we had.

A divine wind...

A divine wind has come!

You're the one who stopped the Mongol invasion of Japan?

Ships sink when we sing.

Are you the Lorelei or something?!

And why are you messing around with Japan's history?

I saved Japan in the end, so who cares?

Oh yeah, Muromi-san...

The Mongol invasion happened about eight hundred years ago.

How old are—

I told you not to ask a lady stuff like that!

Muromi-san on the Shore

Episode 2 "Muromi-san and the Legendary Sea Creatures"

Takkun, do you have a cell phone?

I do...

Lemme see, lemme see.

What are you gonna do with it?

It's not like I have any interesting texts on it.

Just lemme see.

You've received 1 new contact.

Here you go.

I gave you my number and email address.

Now we can talk to each other anytime.

Hold on a second!

There are too many questions here...

Actually, I can't really think of what to ask.

Everyone has a cell phone nowadays.

I'm sure there are waterproof, shell-shaped cell phones out there.

It's not like you should really be surprised here.

I gave you my info, so text me?

I don't really text that much.

I only use my phone when I have to, really.

Just send me anything.

To: Takkun Sub: Sorry to say this out of the blue... I want to eat Muromi-san.

Like what you had to eat, or what you're watching on TV.

To: Muromi-san Huh? (Oh?)

To: Takkun Just kidding.

To: Muromi-san Oh, so you were kidding. (disappointed)

To: Takkun Actually, I'm interested in that beautiful lone dandelion that blooms in the alley when I'm heading back home. The brief moment when I found what I was looking so hard for gives my day a fleeting moment of happiness. I'm sorry. Maybe I made you think something I shouldn't have. But I wouldn't just tell anyone about something like this.

I wouldn't mind some sexts either.

To: Muromi-san Keep it to three lines.

That's not happening!

If you want some special pictures of mine, you'll—

I don't need any!

I want to know what you're usually up to!

Fine.

I'll do what I can.

See you later!

Why didn't you send me any texts?!

Uh...

I wasn't really sure what to send you.

I sleep at night, and my phone's turned off when I'm at school.

I sent you 372 texts that hit the 5000 character limit.

You sent too many, and they were all too long to read.

Why didn't you send anything back?!

Takkun, you jerk!

Secret technique: Purple Sea Urchin Ball #1!

That was close!

Good bye urchin!

Forget you!

She's going off in a butterfly of anger.

Was there really a reason to get that mad?

I guess I'll just apologize next time I see her.

That's Takkun?

He doesn't understand how a girl thinks at all.

Right?

Hey, Muromi-san.

What is it, Sumida-san?

You've been typing for a long time.

Texting that human boy you were talking about?

Yeah.

We ended up fighting and going our separate ways when we talked last.

"So here's a quiz for you."

"Where do you think I am right now?"

"The correct answer is the Maldives."

"Have you heard of the Maldives before?"

"It's on the lower left side of India."

I want things to be normal next time I see him.

"The ocean here is beautiful."

"I guess you'd call it cider blue."

"The sunset's really romantic, too."

"I'd like to watch it with you sometime."

"I'll be back tomorrow."

"I'll bring you back something."

Guys really go for it if you use hearts in your texts.

You're pretty into this guy, even though he's a kid.

Time for a service shot.

And send.

So, things looking good with him?

I'm not sure...

He's still a boy, you know?

Oh, he responded!

What'd he say?

"Okay."

That's not going anywhere.

Looks like my first big one in a while!

It's Muromi-san again?!

Ouch.

You're Takkun, right?

Muromi isn't here yet?

I can't get this out.

There's a hook on this.

I thought you might be with Muromi-san.

I'm surprised that I'm not very surprised anymore.

I guess I'll ask...

Who are you?!

Me?

I'm Levia.

I'm meeting up with Muromi here today.

Meeting up with her?

She told me to meet at the fishing boy.

She's treating me like that dog statue in Shibuya

that people use as a meeting spot.

It looks like you guys have already introduced yourselves.

Oh, Muromi! It's been a while!

It's been a while!

Been a while!

How do you two know each other?

Are you sisters?

Levia-san's my elder from back home.

She's helped me out a lot.

Back home?

Where are you from, Levia-san?

Kokura.

Oh, that's why you say stuff like Lum-chan.

Kokura

This is Kokura!

Wait... Levia-san...

San...

Huh?!

The Leviathan!

Why did you start screaming out of nowhere?

You didn't really have to go out of your way to say that.

The Leviathan.

A giant sea monster referenced in the Christian Old Testament.

It has tough scales and sharp teeth, and breathes fire from its mouth.

The real thing doesn't quite match the description.

No, when she goes into combat mode,

she gets bigger and breathes lots of fire.

I haven't transformed for the past few hundred years.

I should have a picture of Levia-san in action on my cell here.

Hold on a second.

Oh, don't. It's embarrassing.

How many centuries have you had phones with cameras, anyway?

Here it is.

This is Levia-san.

Pretty cool, huh?

What's going on in this picture?!

Levia-san, do you remember?

Oh, I remember that.

That sure brings back memories.

That was from back when we destroyed the Mu continent.

When the people from Mu

used their super-advanced science to attempt to overthrow the gods,

I was the head of the attack party.

Yeah, we were helping out the Olympus deities and the Valhalla Federation.

Didn't Odin and Zeus sink the continent by working together?

That really brings back memories.

I remember that.

They're talking about divine retribution...

Anyway, that's enough reminiscing.

Levia-san, where do you want to go?

I want to head to Kagoshima.

I want to have some of that Shirokuma dessert.

Shirokuma is shaved ice, you know?

Takkun, you wanna come?

I'm good.

The Satsuma area there is known for its pigs.

The sweet potato wine is excellent.

That sounds good.

I can't wait.

There were a lot of myths in there...

Muromi-san!

Who was playing with fireworks and didn't clean up after themselves?

You know you're refined when you're playing with fireworks

when it's still light out.

It was you guys!

Oh, Takkun. You should join us.

That was dangerous! God...

You shouldn't point a lighted rocket-style firework at someone.

Gosh, you're such a downer.

Pick up all the trash you've left and put it in here!

Hurry up!

R-Right!

What's wrong?

You don't normally use that tone of voice.

Of course I'll get mad if you foul up

the place where I spend my free time.

Why would you mess up the ocean when you're

the ones who'll be hurting most if it's dirty?

Well, we started talking about doing fireworks, and got all excited...

After kind of reminiscing, I wanted to give it a shot, too, so...

Onee-tan, they're pretty!

Yay, fireworks!

Tamaya!

It's nice to watch some fireworks while drinking beer.

Pretty refined.

Wait, those aren't fireworks, that's the Battle of Troy!

And with the "Tamaya" shouting and the canned beer...

We picked up all the trash.

Oh, good work.

So you two aren't scared of fire?

Animals are usually afraid of it.

I guess Levia-san would be an exception there.

What about you, Muromi-san?

I like fireworks because they're pretty.

But I don't really have a lot of good memories with fire.

Oh, are you talking about that time?

What?

I got forced into a witch trial because my bottom half is fish.

In France in the middle ages.

Fire doesn't really affect me,

but there were some pretty traumatic things that happened.

The humans there were scarier than the fire!

Well, as punishment, I rained fire down on everyone involved.

I think that's why the witch trials were abolished, right?

You're the scariest one of them all.

Anyway, I think I'm going to get going.

I had plenty of fun here in Japan.

Where are you going?

I was thinking of relaxing in Northern Europe while watching aurora borealis.

You lead a life so slow, it makes me jealous.

Muromi, stay well.

If you need me for anything, call me anytime.

People don't see each other off like that in Japan...

Takkun, you too!

Huh? Me, too?

She might run around all cheerful-like, but she's pretty lonely at heart.

Give her as much attention as you can.

Levia-san has a lot more sides to her than I thought.

I can't tell if she's laid back or has it together.

She's been alive for a long time, you know?

So Takkun...

It's a lot more fun doing fireworks at night.

Yeah.

Let's go to a hot spring.

Sure.

How about the Minakami and Kusatsu hot springs?

I want to go to a bigger hot spring.

Where?

The ocean itself!

I'll heat up all these waters for us!

Hellfire, go!

Next time: "Muromi-san and Old Memories"

Levia-san, don't do it!

And then the Earth went up in flames.