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In A.D. 200X,

World War 3 began.

All of Earth's cities, including Tokyo, became the targets of bombings,

and were bathed in frightful red flames.

Half a century has passed since then.

The contaminated former epicenter is still isolated from the city,

creating a hole in the middle of Japan...

It is commonly known as the Black Spot.

As time passed, people began to inhabit this wasteland.

They were deemed unnecessary by those who lived in cities.

Among these unnecessary people were ones who could command strange abilities.

Fire, Wind, Gravity...

They had the ability to control these supernatural powers.

Thus, those who possessed Fragments...

Were regarded with fear as...

The Needless!

Get ready, fly out, keep an open mind.

We're going to rust together to the end.

A composed movie star, and a gorgeous rock star

We'll blow them both away.

We're modern strange cowboys.

Are you ready for the action?

There's nothing blocking our path.

Do you have any function?

Go way back to the fire!

Insanity can't be expressed in words!

You can't ignore my will!

Don't sugar-coat your words.

Let me feel your feverish body!

Live for the moment, cowboy!

So that the newly sprouted flowers won't be scattered by the wind!

Live on, cowboy!

Keep on running, cowboy!

Goldy Locks

Okay! Got it!

She said that the "Festival" will be the day after tomorrow!

All right, then let's get a move on.

Kuchinashi, give the hostage some "medicine" just in case.

It'd be troublesome if she woke up while we were on the way there.

Understood

Industry

Failure

Oh no! Eve-chan isn't here!

Shit! She transformed using Doppelganger and snuck away!

What should we do? Riru-sama will be really mad at us if we let the hostage get away...

Death Penalty

This is bad...

Ah, Eve-chan!

Wait up!

The running didn't bother me... but, man...

I used up a ton of energy back at Iron Mountain.

If I don't find a way to replenish my calories soon...

What is that?

So, you're saying that the stockings group from Simeon was trying to kidnap Yamada.

But took Eve by mistake because she transformed into him.

Yes. Simeon's group tried to take Cruz-kun, but made a mistake and took the transformed Eve-san instead.

I'm sorry...

Eve-san got kidnapped because she protected me...

It's not your fault. Anyway, we need to think about how to rescue Eve.

Hmph! We just need to launch a frontal assault.

You'll start a battle.

But isn't that fine? We'll make it an all-out brawl!

I knew you were an idiot.

You knew?!

You can't defeat Simeon without a plan.

And there's a definite possibility that there are very powerful Needless lying in wait for us.

Great. Besides, this is our problem.

That's right. We can't have someone unrelated getting involved with us.

Oh, but I am involved.

Since I'll be coming along.

Cut it out. What's an informant gonna do for us?

Oh?

Have you failed to realize?

I am also a Needless.

Yes, I am a Needless. My fragment is "Scan"!

Scan

I can detect the enemy's abilities and physical data.

In addition, I possess all of the information gathered here in Iron Mountain.

I should be of use, yes?

Indeed...

Ain't that great?

Yes, it's reassuring.

Wait!

You just said you could "detect an enemy's physical data"...

Yes.

Does that include...

THEIR THREE SIZES!?

Of course.

What!? Are they that important!?

Nee-san... We've gained another ally, just like that.

She's late...

She said she had to change into her outdoor clothes.

Iron Mountain has a vast amount of data.

You'd need an enormous body to carry all of it.

Well, shall we get going?

Sorry to keep you waiting.

It's been a while since I've been outside.

Those clothes...

Wait up! Where are you keeping all the information!?

It's right here.

WAHHH! IT'S SHIMEJI HUNTING TIME!

I've never seen Father this excited before!

All right! Let's regroup at the church and think of a plan!

Yes!

"It looks like she took refuge in that mansion?"

There's no mistaking it.

It looks like she took refuge in that mansion

That transforming bitch...

I can't believe that she picked today, of all days, to flee into the governor's mansion.

The governor's mansion?

Yes. It's the hidden villa housing Sergeant-Governor Kanematsu's army's.

It looks like a fort.

It was used as a secret warehouse to guard the army's assets during the war.

Many thieves have tried breaking in to steal treasure since then, but none have returned alive.

Scary!

Goldy Locks...

The fort is protected by a security system developed by the most advanced security form in the pre-war world.

Although I doubt it's still functioning after all this time...

In any case, we have no choice but to follow her. Mio! Kuchinashi!

Understood

4th floor

Yup!

It opened.

It looks safe enough.

It's kinda scary... it's all dark inside.

This is strange. Kanematsu, the master of the estate, should have died decades ago.

It doesn't even look like anyone's broken in here.

Look out!

What was that? Are you okay, Kuchinashi?

Setsuna!

Mio! Are you okay?

Yeah, I was just startled.

I can't believe that the security system is still functional...

Warning!

Goldy Locks!

Weapons are prohibited inside this mansion. Please promptly remove all metallic items.

Metal!?

Kuchinashi, that's...!

Impound

Bye bye, Tekkamaki

You gave that a name?

Impound

We should be able to get in now!

Warning! Please promptly remove all metallic items.

What? Does someone still have a metal weapon?

Bye bye, Usa-chan...

That was supposed to be a rabbit...?

Oh crap...

OH SHIT!

I'm gonna die...

Dead End

Where did Eve-chan go?

This mansion is like a maze.

Entry Forbidden

Beyond

This

Point

I'm definitely going to run into trouble going this way...

But I have to replenish my energy. I can't fight evenly with them as-is.

Doppelganger!

Entry Forbidden Beyond This Point

Entry Forbidden

Beyond

This

Point

Beyond this point is erect enter forbidden stop.

Erotic

What? In any case, there's no doubt that that transforming bitch came through here.

No doubt about it.

But there's no doubt that there are traps here, too...

Ah, it's Eve-chan's fundoshi!

It looks like it was burnt...

I see.

These holes will spew fire out if an intruder passes through.

I'll be able to get by with my speed, but...

It's impossible for us.

I'll plug the holes with this button. You two, follow me.

Understood

Speed!

All right, just one more...!

Damn it! I'm out of buttons!

Mio! Kuchinashi!

No way...

Come on, don't scare me like that.

The transforming bitch must have been quite hungry.

Mio is hungry too.

No way...

Now it's a pitfall...?

This is annoying. Mio, can you climb up?

No way...

My speed won't do us much good either...

I know! Guys, do you have anything we can tie together like a string?

Kuchinashi: String

Mio: Head, Chest, & Back Ribbon

Setsuna: Necktie, Arm Sleeves, & Boots

And now we have a makeshift rope.

I see

Setsuna, you're so smart!

All right, Mio, take us away.

Mio-chan's....

Strong Fast Ball!

Strong Fast Ball

Nice

Now we can climb out of here.

Hey, Kuchinashi! You're too close!

I've been sweating a lot today!

Hurry up already!

Setsuna, don't grab me there!

It's dark.

Scary!

Oh, I found the switch!

Wait!

But we can't get past here if it's dark...

Look over there. It's dark, but you can still see the red lights, right?

Oh, you're right.

That's a light sensor.

They keep the path dark on purpose, and when the intruder turns on the lights...

What should we do?

Let's see... If we had a curtain, or something big and dark to cover up the sensor...

We do!

Those were my favorites, too...

We can't afford to worry about that. Right now, our mission is more important than our clothes. We have to find her.

There there!

Transforming Bitch!

Transforming Bitch!

You kept me waiting.

Doppelganger!

Okay, I'll fight you until you've had your fill!

I'm packed with energy thanks to the Dero Doro Drink!

What? The transformation stopped...

Even though I drank the Dero Doro Drink...

What? What's wrong?

Dero Doro Drink... Light!?

Happy non-calorie!?

THEN WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT!?

Laters!

Hey! Don't run away!

Come back!

Kuchinashi, she's definitely in here, right?

Cannons?

I have a bad feeling about this.

Don't tell me that the transforming bitch hid inside the vault...

A note?

What's this? It looks like a record of Kanematsu's body weight... here you go.

Analyzing weight. Over. Over.

30 seconds until system activation.

What the? What is this about?

Mio! Look at the last number on that note!

Huh?

There are sensors underneath the floor. They activate a trap for anyone whose weight isn't the same as Kanematsu's.

121 kilograms!

If we put our weight together, it's...

120 kg

Yes, 120 kilograms!

But it said we were over the limit...

It's probably because our clothes are too heavy.

Guys! Take off your clothes! Throw them away from the sensors!

Okay!

We should be fine now!

Activating in ten seconds.

We're still too heavy!?

Ugh... We should only need a few more grams...

Sorry. Yesterday's cake...

Five seconds remaining.

Setsuna!

I know!

I have to...

Two.

One.

System unlocked.

It...

Stopped...

Welcome, Kanematsu-sama.

It looks like our panties made it even...

Listen up. We can't change our weight by even a gram from now on. We need to take it carefully and find her!

What's wrong?

There she is!

Spider-Woman!

Eve-chan detected!

I've managed to get this far using Doppelganger, but...

I've reached my limit...

That means.....

Um... wait...

Don't tell me...

NO! GET AWAY!

Bad

Over. Over.

Removing intruders.

Hey. Is everybody alive?

She's...?

Yeah I'm here...

Where are we?

This is a device that expels intruders, right?

Whatever the case, we're stuck quite wonderfully.

I can't get out of this.

Hey, don't move your hand.

So heavy... Can anyone manage to get out?

Like hell I can.

Come on, just whose fault was th... Whose hand was that!?

Kuchinashi-chan, the pen is hitting me...

Mio, can't you do something with your Power?

Are you an idiot!? She'll break somebody's bones if she does that!

Why don't you do something with that Speed of yours?

How am I supposed to move quickly if I can't move period?

And what about you? Just transform and slip out!

I told you I was out of energy, didn't I?

Preparations complete.

Now, we just have to march into Simeon...

And rescue Eve-san!

Hell yeah!

In the end, it's not much of a plan.

Looks like this will be interesting.

That guy...!

It... it stopped...

Five seconds.

Four.

This is...

Three.

We're...

Two.

Going to be shot out!?

Father! It's him! The head of Simeon...!

Adam... Arclight...!

Greetings, people of Black Spot.

I am the head of Simeon Pharmaceutical, Adam Arcligh-

Please wait a moment. (Simeon TV)

Wasn't that Eve just now?

There's no way it could have been, right?

It... It can't be...

Oh, it came back on!

Please pardon the interruption.

Incredible! He isn't fazed at all!

I wonder what that blood on his fist is from...

I have some good news for everyone today.

At noon tomorrow, we at Simeon Pharmaceutical will be holding an opening ceremony at our Black Spot office.

We've erected a building in the center of Black Spot thanks to your labor and efforts.

This is our way of showing our appreciation.

Participants will receive free food and merchandise.

I will be waiting for your attendance.

Who the hell would go to that!?

You think you can lure us in like this!?

Oh, and one more thing...

Anyone who does not attend the ceremony will be recognized as a hostile Needless, and as such, exterminated.

I pray that as many people as possible will attend.

Simeon struck the first blow before we had a chance to...

But why would they do that?

This event is probably meant as a followup to the elimination of the resistance.

It'll deliver a finishing blow to the remaining rebels.

At this rate... Simeon will control the entire Black Spot.

So that's what they're planning...

See? Arclight looks exactly like you, just like I said.

Don't compare me to that baldie!

But he isn't bald...

Shut up, Uchida!

Now, now...

Why me too?

Shut up, Yamada! Stay out of this!

IT'S CRUZ!

Quit it! Quit it already!

Riru-sama...

We're sorry!

Well, I'll let it slide this time.

After all, you're the first Needless to have returned alive after fighting with them.

Thank you

Thank you very much!

I'll have you work hard at the ceremony tomorrow.

Yes!

And the hostage?

Oh, about that!

Leave it to a girl's style!

Admit it, we're strong, aren't we?

A cheating boy's attack!

Do it again, give me a proper kiss!

What do you want to do each day?

It's a good tempo.

Keep it up! That's the spirit!

Take your beating!

Say bye-bye to any selfish feelings!

Sill OK?

We're aiming for the next guy, Mr.scaredy cat.

Why not stop here? One strike and you're out.

Even though you're usually so cool,

you look so confused by these teasing words.

If you start to bore me, you'll be punished!

You've accidentally stepped into an aggressive zone!

And all sorts of troubles started happening!

We'll make a miracle happen in this jumping free zone!

Don't you agree? Not that we care though!

Leave it to a girl's style!

Admit it, we're strong, aren't we?

A cheating boy's attack!

Do it again, and give me a proper kiss!

Preview

I am Bousangai Heokoi!

The overlord of Black Spot's finances!

My favorite things are money and solid gold!

I will not forgive those who oppose my empire!

Episode 7

Adam Archlight

Aha! We already did!