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All right. Listen, thank you, Uncle Brig, for helping me out. I just, I need

some better lessons with golf.

I know you used to do it when you were way younger.

Semi-pro.

Okay, okay. Well, I just really need some practice. I definitely really

helped it. Could you just watch me a little bit? Tell me what I'm doing

wrong. I don't, I don't know.

I can already tell you, you're probably doing everything wrong.

But. Okay.

Obviously, you need my assistance.

I do. I really need your help. I mean, who's going to teach me how to play

golf? None of the girls know how to do it. So I figured I would call my uncle

up. It's a man's sport, but we let you guys dabble.

Whatever. Cut to the chase. Let's see how bad you suck at first.

All right. I'm just going to observe.

Okay. Let's see what you got.

All right.

Uncle Brick, don't laugh too much, okay? I'm pretty immune to this, all right?

Um... You know to tell your stance is terrible.

I don't know what I'm doing, okay?

Just... Just break your legs a little bit.

Like that?

Just like that.

All right, um... Oh, shoot.

All right, all right. Don't, don't, no, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. It

helps if you can't talk.

Um...

God, I don't... So, this is the short game.

All right? Choke up on that shaft a little bit.

Okay, like this?

That's good enough for now. All right.

Take your time.

Take your time.

Actually hit the ball and aim for the cup.

Okay, let's see.

Aim for the cup.

Damn it!

Uncle Brick!

it's okay okay okay i just gotta see where your mistakes are and then we'll

try to correct all right all right so legs apart yeah

grip the shaft that shaft and aim for the

hole right in the hole damn it

what do you do is there anything I could switch up on right now, keep

trying. I don't know.

Have you tried volleyball?

Okay, Brooke, it's not funny, all right?

You're supposed to be my uncle. You have to help me out with these kind of

things. I have no one else to call.

Okay. All right, focus, concentrate, concentrate.

Yeah, I'm focused.

Damn it.

I just can't do it. I can't do it. All right, a few more swings, a few more

swings. Hold on, there's only a few more balls left.

Let's see.

Oh, you actually got kind of close there. Close? Close, but that's not it.

I need it.

Close don't win the prize.

Oh, my God.

Maybe I'll try to be harder this time, right? Yeah? Okay.

I'm sure your mom hated that day so much. Oh my God. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Oh my God, she's gonna kill me.

A little softer.

Still nothing.

All right, last try, last try.

Okay, okay.

This is painful.

Shut up.

Oh my God.

You hit the cup? You know what?

Just gather the balls.

All right, all right, all right. Fine, fine.

Let's see.

I just, I've never done this before.

No one wants to help me, Uncle Brick. So what do you want me to do?

How am I supposed to get better if no one's going to help me?

Uh, you know, luckily for you, I was trained by the best.

Really? Legends.

They passed me the keys, unfortunately, due to legal issues. I was not able to

continue, but I almost made it to the tour, just so you know.

Okay.

I know I'm your step-uncle. I haven't been here your whole life, per se, but

long enough to watch you sprout.

So, all right, get the boss. Get over here.

First off,

your glove's on the wrong damn hand.

Unless... You know what? Actually, maybe that's a quick fix. Okay.

Grab that shaft.

All right.

Okay.

All right.

Think about the short knee.

Okay? Remember, you don't have much length to work with.

So it's all in the hips.

Feel that?

Yeah.

That's the start. Your teeth.

You're like a... I just, I don't know how this is helping yet, okay?

Well, who was the Sunblood Master?

You or myself?

I guess it was you. I mean... Okay, who called who for help?

I called you, okay? I called you. Okay.

So, you just wait right there. Okay.

And I see it looking in your, look how tense, you know, look at that one, one

good shove and you're teetering over. So get loose.

Okay.

Go sway with me here just for a second.

It's going to be the same thing.

Really grip that, that shaft, that putter.

Okay. Let's open our legs a little bit.

All right.

It's getting a little looser already, huh?

I guess so.

Let's get this side now. A little wire right there.

Okay.

Alright.

Let's get this hair out of the way.

Tension's already leaving, isn't it? If you say so, sure.

So, remember, I'm giving you knowledge that people think good.

So if you really truly want my help in this tournament,

everything I say, no matter how

crazy it sounds, all right? All right.

I'm a semi-pro.

People don't just have these outfits in their closet.

I mean, I- First off, too much talking.

Okay, okay, okay.

Listen inside of your spell with the same letters for a reason.

Okay? Okay. So, what we're going to do, before we do any

techniques, we've got to make sure.

I'm your manager.

Coach, if you will. Because you're not a coach, apparently.

Fucking sucks.

I'm thinking 60-40 split on anything.

Yeah, I mean like 60, me, 40, you, right?

We'll work that out later.

But in order to get that goal in the first place, you've got to do everything

you say.

You know, you wouldn't even have to be here putting if you went for the main

goal, the big prize, the headliner, the hole in one.

How do you do that? How do I get there?

Do what I say.

I think I can do that. I think. Don't think. There's no thinking. Just do.

Okay. Okay.

All right. Okay. So.

Legs go nice and loose.

I think so. Yeah.

Okay. So.

Really. Well, first you got to get the ball to the right spot. Okay.

All fucked up.

Okay. All right.

And what I said.

In the hips.

All right, you feel that?

Yeah. Grab that putter. Okay.

Bring it back.

Feel that in the hips right there?

Right there?

Yeah.

Right there.

You want to feel that every time.

Okay? Okay.

Squat. Okay. Over a little bit. Okay.

That's all I'm gonna get you. Come back.

I'm a fucking miracle worker. Uncle Brick, I did it. Yeah, I know, because

I'm here now. I'm showing you the right way to do it. Okay, okay.

See? I know what I'm talking about, right? All right, all right. I'm

listening. I'm just... Knock the door down, all right? Yeah, okay.

So that's what I mean when I say you have to do everything I say.

All right, so, well, what's next?

What else do you think will make me better?

Okay, so, I shouldn't be telling you this.

All the pros know it.

All right, well, I should know it then. You should know it then.

Luckily, I was taught these things so that I could pass them on to you.

Okay. So, for the next technique I'm gonna show you, Okay.

I'm going to have to make you a loop. Uncle Brett, what are you doing?

Come on, come on. Teach me some golf, okay?

I could be on my game right now. No, no. So I'll just see my way out. No, no, no,

no. Okay, I want your help. I want your help. Just, all right, what do I have to

do? What do I have to do? I'm listening.

I'm listening.

Okay.

Feel help.

All right. Oh, my God.

Oh, he can't even help you here.

Only I can.

So, just like I showed you, get to that point.

You let the putter do all the work.

Okay. So, let's get this ball in front of us.

I'm sure you've had balls in front of you before.

Uncle Frank, stop being weird.

Come on. Okay.

You've got maybe 13, 14 more times to talk back, and I'm out of here.

All right. All right. I'm listening. I'm listening.

Right? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So, try looking at the ball.

Okay. I'm looking at my ball.

Feel it in those hips.

Right in there.

And then once you get that, you'll know it. You'll know when it hits the spot.

Okay.

You let it swing back.

All right. All right? Okay.

Okay.

All right.

Okay, um, okay.

Fuel it, and, oh my god, what are you doing right now?

Oh, Uncle Rick, come on, I don't think this is appropriate.

You're supposed to be teaching me golf.

Um, so I'm guessing you think distractions don't happen out there.

I don't know what to think.

You think you're prepared to sit there and keep a lot of focus on that ball?

You got fans hooping and hollering and going crazy.

I don't know. Do fans do that?

Golf gets rowdy.

You think that if you can't putt in the nude, that you won't

kill it when you're out there fully dressed?

I don't know how this is. Sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart.

Remember what I said about thinking. We don't think. We don't do thinking. No

thinking. Okay?

Just listen.

feel right okay that's all you gotta do okay so

same thing and besides this is gonna help with technique because now you

don't have you know clothes restricting you think about it basic math

but anyway just get the stance get the ball where it needs to be

get those hips right where they what what what now What now?

Nothing, nothing. No, no, no. I need your help. I need your help. Please,

please come back. Okay.

All right. All right. All right. I'm listening.

Okay. Get the right stance.

Are we good to proceed?

Yes, we're good to proceed. All right.

Thank you. Okay.

Okay.

Just like that. All right. Get that hair back.

Make sure this is completely out of the way.

Uh-huh.

Okay. Okay. I don't know if maybe there's... Just follow me, okay?

Okay.

Go right in the center here. Mm-hmm.

Right there in front of you.

All right.

Just like that. Okay.

Once again, I'll guide you.

Okay. All right.

Feel it. Get those hips loose.

When you're ready.

Oh, my God.

Not bad.

Not bad.

You almost had that under the pressure. Do I keep going? You keep going.

I'm going to do everything I can to make sure you don't get that ball in the

hole.

What?

Laser focus. Okay. Laser focus. All right. All right. Okay. I'm focused. I'm

focused. Okay.

The hip's right.

Oh. There you go. Who are you?

All right.

Don't mind me. I'm not even here.

Look at that.

That was pretty close. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Okay, okay, okay.

What?

Are you sure this is... I don't see the ball going in the hole. Is this helping?

I don't see the ball going in the hole. It's not helping because you're not even

doing it. Okay, okay.

How would you know?

Laser focus.

Okay. If you were focusing, you wouldn't know what I was doing because it

wouldn't matter.

Okay, okay.

What do you think all the great golfers win tournaments drunk?

I don't know.

Okay, well, start listening.

No thinking.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

I feel like if you're doing this right now, this seriously better help me.

Let's see.

You're still a little tense.

Yeah.

So, just keep going.

Okay.

Don't mind me.

I don't know how this is supposed to help.

Okay. Because you almost made the tour, right?

Yeah.

You're already getting better. It's going in the same direction.

Really? Okay. You haven't even given me the real secrets yet.

Well, what are the real secrets?

The secret to the hole in one.

But we'll get there.

Okay. Just keep doing what you're doing.

Alright.

Yes. Oh no.

Whatever I say. Yes, yeah, whatever you say.

Is there anything else I need to do?

I'm doing everything just great.

Okay.

You're already getting a little more comfortable, right?

I guess.

Yeah, don't, don't, don't answer that.

Just keep, keep going.

Okay.

Not bad.

Not great, but not bad.

All right.

Why don't you bend over a little more and line those balls up.

By the way, you don't have to struggle to get them in the middle.

Okay. Just wait.

Okay.

I guess I'll line them up. You never told me which way to line them up.

There's usually only two directions for a line. Okay, but...

Don't look back here. Don't worry about me.

Alright.

Now what?

Put that ball in the cup.

Okay, I guess I'll start.

You should get a nice bend in that back.

Before you know it, you'll get that big secret.

Okay. Don't worry.

You'll know when you have it. Get a nice big baby. Okay.

No tension.

Okay, no tension.

Get your back swing.

Okay. And that's the front swing.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is it. This is what I told you about.

This is it.

I know greatness hurts.

Greatness hurts.

But suffering does care.

You want to be great, right?

Yes.

Okay.

What did I tell you earlier?

What were those words I told you? Laser focus.

Laser focus.

Okay? So, head back in the game.

Okay? Okay.

We might hope you're going to be the best.

Okay. Just like that.

There you go.

Focus.

It's made for that.

Let's go.

No.

Get those legs right.

She's asleep.

Okay. Okay.

There you go.

There you go.

Looks like you had a ball or something.

Luckily, I've got two.

Is this really supposed to help?

I don't know what to tell you about thinking.

Who's the expert?

Your uncle.

Who called who? Did I remind you again?

I called you.

Let me just know.

Ooh, fuck.

That's a tight fit.

That's a tight fit.

But you notice how it still fits, huh?

There you go. Grip that shit. There you go. Remember to resolve.

See what?

What

do

you mean?

This?

I didn't say stop sucking it, did I?

really make that hole open up for you.

One hand, reach back with this one.

Really open it up, really open it up. Just like that, there you go.

Oh, my God.

It's just so tight. I don't know if I can handle it.

Oh, you're doing great.

Okay.

Your hand is going to soak up all the fucking juice.

Just like that. Fuck yes.

I told

you.

With my help, you're going to be...

Nobody else is gonna make you good at golf.

It's hard to believe, boy.

Whoa.

You want to see what winning tastes like? You want to see what winning

tastes like?

Get on your fucking knees.

Yes.

No waiting.

You're not waiting on anybody. You haven't won yet.

Open your mouth. Open your mouth.

You see that hole in there?

Hole in there.

Just like that.

Open your eyes.

I know what you're fucking doing, there you go.

There you go, you make it come to you. Grip the shaft right there, just like

that.

Holy shit.

That's perfect, keep going, keep going.

you're fascinating when you don't try to think so much right now you trust the

process maybe he's not winners don't have a maybe in their vocabulary

Four. Get used to that. Get used to seeing that.

So you got through this part.

Now we can move on. Okay.

Okay.

Just get on it, get a nice and warm, there you go.

I see

the

fire. I see the potential.

Let's see if you can fucking follow through.

Let's see what you got on your own

I know I can get it in the hole.

Fuck.

That's it, that's it.

Wow.

I told you you were my favorite niece.

You want to stay firm grip.

Like that?

Squeeze it nice and tight.

No distractions.

Doesn't matter to you. No distractions.

You can take anything.

Now you're ready for the next step.

Okay.

Okay.

You know what? Look at this.

I'm such a good uncle.

There you go.

Okay.

Okay.

Look out that window and imagine your future. Like this?

Imagine you being the greatest female golfer.

Whatever it is. Okay.

All thanks to who?

Thanks to you, uncle.

Are you sure this is going to really

help me improve?

Oh, don't you worry.

Okay.

She's going to get you exactly where you want to be. Oh, I don't know.

See, sometimes you got to prep the hole a little bit. Oh, okay.

You know, at first we kind of just rammed it in there.

But... Okay.

You want to get acquainted with the hole.

You want to make sure it's warming up to you.

You know?

It can be messy.

Golf can be a messy sport.

Money can't buy a better couch.

Now you see that?

Now you see that? Now you see that?

Taking good care of you.

There you go.

That's what these skirts are for, you know that?

That's the real reason behind them.

Yeah, that's what I want to see yeah, I like it back just like that Mm-hmm

There you go. Oh, it takes initiative

This boy we see everybody

It's a real athlete

Yeah!

Once you get in that hole, there's no ending to it.

This one's the best one.

This one's the best fucking one.

You know exactly what to do with the bed. I don't

even have to coach you.

You're doing so good.

Fuck yes, put it back in, put it back in.

That's it, put it back in.

Okay, exactly.

It's okay to play in this one

The real prize?

No, it's not.

It's not.

Grab that fucking bunny can.

Let's see if you can still do two things at once.

Do the same thing? Yep, just like that. I don't want to hear you fucking gagging

on it.

I don't know which one I enjoy better.

I don't know which one I like better.

That's a lie. I don't know exactly which one I like better.

You're doing so good.

I see an improvement already.

Fuck.

I want to go back and forth.

Let's get some of that little fucking game.

Oh yeah.

That was rad.

Look at that asshole open up.

Look at that asshole open up.

You

like

that hole in one, don't you?

I said, don't you?

There you go. I know you want to. Open that ass up. Reach back there and open

it up.

There you go.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Oh my God.

I'm so sick.

No, but you taste so good.

You're so good.

I told you I might help you be the best.

But

you

know, you're pretty good at getting a hold of more.

responsibility, some big responsibility, but you've been coached by the best.

I was gonna save it for the next lesson.

You see that fucking coat?

You're gonna spit it out.

I don't know.

Take it out.

Some of this

Alright. Sometimes you gotta send it way fucking down range.

No, no, no.

Like you want to win

That's not why we're here.

Squeeze it out. There you go.

Squeeze it out.

All right Broke it through the distractions. Let's see if you've

actually learned one. Just fucking hit it. I don't care. Okay All right, let's

see