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- Come on! Come on! - Give it.

Give it up!

- Get in there. Hustle! - Move it out, man.

I'm open.

- Trap him. - Don't hug it, play it.

- Trap him. - Come on, come on.

Jesus! Time out!

Time out! Come on, come on, come on.

The score, ladies and gentlemen, is Rams, 45...

- Come on, come on. Hustle, hustle. - ...with our own Eagles at 23.

Okay. Listen up.

This is a basketball team...

...not a golf team, correct?

Hm?

- Coach, is this a basketball or a golf team? - Basketball team.

Basketball team. And unlike golf, a low score is bad.

Now, so far, the only person that seems to understand...

...what that little circular thingy is, you know, with the little net on it...

...is Connor here. Now, come on.

Get out there, put some pressure on, put some jelly in that doughnut.

- Score some baskets. - Now, hit it.

- Let's go. Come on. Let's go. - Let's do it. Come on.

- Come on, spirit going here. Get spirit! - Hey, Hang Time.

Nice catch.

What? Out of my way, out of my way. Sit down.

- Coach. - Yeah?

- What's that kid's name? - Manager.

Manager.

Sit down.

Sit.

Yo, face up. Alley-oop. Crunch time.

That's another... Cross left, cross right, cross...

Oh, you don't know what's happening.

Whoo! Basket.

Dunk. He's so good.

You can't guard him. You can't guard KD.

Oh, boom, that's another dunk.

Yes. And the crowd goes crazy.

Uh, let's see that one again.

Get up there. Boom!

I can do that.

I'm ready.

Ow!

Ow! Ah.

You're dead.

- Ashley! - Aah!

Once again, Thunder fans, thanks for coming out.

Our final score is 103-101.

Kevin Durant, another amazing game tonight.

Thirty-two points, 11 boards, 8 assists.

You're leading the league in scoring again...

...not to mention on pace to set a number of personal best records.

- What's your secret? - No secret. It's just how I work.

How did you get open for that game winner?

- Now, that's a secret. We gotta go. - Agents.

Agents. Yeah, well, the secret worked tonight, guys. Back to you.

Hey, KD!

- Yo, KD. - You save them an autograph?

It's all good. He's gonna sign all this.

- He's gonna sign your balls. - Sign the baby!

A baby? You want him to sign a baby?

- No. I'll take a picture. Rather take a picture. - He can't sign the baby.

Don't forget. You promised to ref the boys and girls basketball game, so...

No. No numbers. We don't take numbers. Uh-uh. Mm-mm.

Kevin, before you go...

Hey, man. So I hacked the web-Vite for Stacy King's party and we're in.

You're kidding me.

Well, I put us down for a "maybe" so it wasn't obvious.

You actually hacked into somebody's web-Vite?

Well, would you rather sit home Saturday?

No, no. I mean, I'd rather just... I think it's... Where will we...?

Yeah.

Her name is Isabel Sanchez.

Oh, yeah. She just moved here from Denver.

Her dad is some engineer working on a project...

...over at Gallagher Communications.

How did you...? Did you actually talk to her?

She's the hottest new girl that's moved here since Cindy Wilson in the sixth grade.

Everybody in my "World of Warcraft" guild was texting about it after we saw her.

Although, I could have a couple facts wrong.

She could be visiting from Los Angeles with her mom...

...who's a flight attendant.

Her name is definitely Isabel. Not sure about the Sanchez, though.

Do you want me to try to hack into the school server to find out for sure?

I'm a nerd, Bri. I'm okay with that. I embrace it.

I'm gonna talk to her.

Good. You have three years to keep that dream alive.

Just like making the basketball team.

And like I said, I admire your optimism, I do, but...

Whoa! Wait. Now?

Look, she's new. She doesn't know anything about me. I have a clean slate.

Ugh.

Hey, hey, everybody, watch this.

- Why are we doing this again? - Because I wanna dunk like KD.

All right, ready?

Hang time, baby. Whoo!

Whoa!

That hurt.

- Aww. - Help.

Ashley, get that camera out of my face.

Hang Time! Hang Time! Hang Time!

Hey, Josie, wait up.

Connor is a jerk.

You're not gonna tell me to ignore him, are you?

What? No way. I would say give him hell.

You know, if you were bigger, or richer, or more talented.

- But, well, he's a jerk. - Thanks.

- Hey. - Hey.

- Heard you had a rough day. - Yep.

- Can I try to cheer you up? - Doubtful.

That's too bad. I was gonna see if you wanted to go to the Thunder game.

- Really? - Really.

T-shirts! Souvenirs! T-shirts! Souvenirs!

You know, this whole "cheer me up" thing just might work.

I kind of hoped it might.

Get 'em, get 'em

Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em

Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em

And my team gonna ride tonight

Okay, 13 and 14. This is us. This is all they had left.

- They're perfect. Thanks, Dad. - You're welcome.

Yeah!

- Oh, yes! - Oh! Ho-ho-ho!

- Yes! Yes! Yes! - Oh, yeah! Whoo!

KD for two.

Yeah!

KD! KD! KD!

Down in front, kid. Come on.

Yes! Kevin Durant on an absolute tear tonight.

Unbelievable, Marv. He's in a great groove, playing with so much confidence.

I don't know if we've seen him play better.

What's impressed me is how he continues to improve every part of his game...

...both offensively and defensively.

Something I'm sure that opponents of the Thunder are not very happy to see.

Yeah. Like tonight.

That's the end of the first half with our score...

...the Thunder, 61, the Detroit Pistons, 37.

You see the crossover move when he went around the guy with eight minutes left?

That was just sick.

See, Dad, that's his counter 62 move.

You pay this much attention to your math class?

Because if you did, we'd be talking academic scholarship to Harvard.

Dad, Kevin Durant doesn't teach my math class.

Good point.

Thunder fans, get out your ticket stubs.

It's time for one lucky Oklahoma City fan...

...to take our MidFirst Bank half-court shot.

Section 305.

Oh!

Row F.

- Wow. - That's our row.

Seat 14.

Oh, yes! Whoa! Yeah!

Hey. You won. Come on, Brian.

- You won. - Yeah! I won. I won.

- Yeah! - I won. I gotta go. I need to go.

I'm gonna go.

There he is, Thunder fans. Come on down.

Couldn't have got anybody closer?

All right! Whoo! Brian!

All right, Thunder fans. Here he is.

I think we're ready for tonight's MidFirst Bank half-court shot contest.

What's your name, buddy?

Brian Newall.

Brian. Where are you from?

Uh, I'm from Oklahoma.

- How old are you? - Sixteen.

Sixteen years old, ladies and gentlemen.

Brian, here's what's gonna happen. If you can make a half-court shot...

...you're leaving here with $20,000.

Sweet.

Oh, hang on.

- The halftime contest isn't over yet. - Okay. Cool.

This is a one-of-a-kind commemorative Thunder basketball.

- You ready? - Yeah, I think so.

All right. He says he's ready.

All right, Brian!

Hey, Hang Time!

Drumroll. Give me a drumroll, please. Thunder fans, make some noise!

Ladies and gentlemen, that certainly concludes...

...our halftime contest tonight.

- I think the mascot is also glad it's over. - Do you have a pen?

Join us again at our next game...

...when another lucky Thunder fan will get chance to win the big prize.

Okay. All right. Nice try, Brian! Nice try!

Hey, kid, hold up, hold up.

Oh, my God, you're Kevin Durant.

Hey, take this, man. You're gonna make that next shot.

- I wish I had your talent. - I wish I could give it to you.

Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard.

Yeah.

Yeah. Thanks, man. I'm a huge fan.

- This is an honor. - Thank you. I appreciate that.

- Gotta get going. We got a game. - Yeah. Good luck.

Let's get you back to your seat. Just right up here.

See you, Kev.

Ugly loss for the Thunder last night. They lose 109 to 84.

Kevin Durant absolutely on fire in the first half...

...totally stinks it up in the second, going 0 for 13, he...

Right below the lungs is the liver.

So just reach in there and remove the liver.

Go ahead, get in there. Don't be shy. Take it out, examine it.

So you saw the halftime shot?

- Um, I think a lot of people saw it. - Really?

Connor kind of sort of posted it online this morning.

- Son of a... Seriously? - Two thousand hits already this morning.

How can one person be such a complete and total jack hole?

I know. It's amazing. Even...

That's odd.

Now, I want you to find the stomach.

Rejected. As usual.

Mom and Dad said you're taking me to the carnival.

- No, I'm not. I'm going with Mitch. - Yes, you are.

- No, I'm not. - Yes, you are.

- Nope. - Mom!

Yeah, I know. Shut up.

Please, this is more humiliating for me.

Reagan? Reagan! Wait up! Oh, wait.

- Later, losers. - Thank God.

- I thought she was never gonna leave. - Your sister's so awesome.

Oh, yeah, that's funny.

Yeah, how she always makes you play in her little tea parties?

Oh, that's so cool, man. Like, I love it.

Wait. One more time. All right? Let's do it.

He wants to win something for the beautiful lady.

- I am gonna win one for her. - Which one do you want, little lady?

Uh, that one.

Ooh, the panda.

A lot of pressure. Think you can do it, my man?

- Really, it's okay. It's fine. - No, I can do this.

You know I can do this, right? Come on. I'll do it.

These rims aren't regulation and you know it.

Man, this is so beautiful.

Oh, the Lord works in mysterious ways.

Seriously, I don't want you to waste money.

- It's fine. - No, my family has plenty of money.

This is fine, it doesn't even matter. Come on.

Think you could do better, Hang Time?

Why don't you give it a try? Just make sure there's no mascots around.

Man, he's not even worth it.

You're right.

That was luck. Why don't you do it again?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

How about another?

Let's go.

Move.

Give it up.

Thank you. I can't believe it.

You're welcome. And me neither.

- My name's Brian. - Oh, Isabel. Sanchez.

Can I help you?

Sure. Yeah.

- All right. - Thank you.

You're welcome.

- Are you messing with me? - What do you mean?

Just give me the ball.

What are you talking about?

- Seriously? - Just give me the rock, man.

Hup.

Look, are you...? You want out of your contract, huh?

Is it the team? You mad at the coach? You want me to talk to the owner?

I can't help you if you don't tell me what the problem is.

It's none of that, man. Give me the rock, get out of the way so I can shoot.

Wait. Is it me?

It's me, isn't it?

- Sending me a message? - I'm not sending you a message.

- I'm in a slump. That's all it is. - A slump?

You seen a slump before? That's where I'm at right now.

- Okay. Slump. - Yeah.

All right, a slump. A slump.

- I'm sure Kobe has went 0 for 17 too. - I was one for 17.

Correction, one for 17. One.

Although the one counts as a miss because it bounced off Perkins' forehead.

"Bounced off Perkins'..." Stop being funny.

No, I'm not being funny. Nothing funny about this.

I'm gonna get this, though, watch.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

You're back. You're back.

Boom.

Almost. Work in progress.

Work in progress.

Holy crap.

I can dunk.

I can dunk?

Oh, I can dunk.

I can dunk! I can dunk!

Oh, guys! Guys, I can dunk! Dad, I can dunk!

- Let's run it. Come on, Connor. In. - Watch the pick.

Nader. Nader, hey. Do you want to guard him?

The answer is yes, you want to guard him.

Because you're a basketball player.

All right. If Conner here goes around off the pick...

...I need you to switch, pop out, and deny the ball at all costs.

But if he gets the pick, then I need you to get up in his grill...

...force him down to the baseline, and trap him in the corner.

Got it?

- Oh, I got it, coach. - All right.

Now, let's run it again. And this time, don't suck.

- Yeah, don't suck. - Play to your potential.

- Keep it crisp. - Pick him up.

- Yeah, I'm on him. - A little harder with that pass.

Ball! Ball! Ball!

You're late.

- What are you doing in uniform? - I wanna try out for the team again.

- No, no, no. Tryouts are over, Billy. - Name's Brian.

That sums up why he didn't make the team.

If we lose our towel boy, who's gonna pick up my jockstrap?

- Knock it off, Connor. - You wear a jockstrap?

- But I've gotten a lot better. - Well, good for you, Billy. Really.

- Brian. - Brian.

I really look forward to seeing your improvements next year.

- Get your clipboard, Billy. - The name's Brian.

Right.

Look, this isn't the carnival. People actually guard you out here.

- Think you can guard me? - Come on, really.

All right, big shot. All right, big shot. Go ahead.

He's got a handle.

- Think you can play with us? - Yeah.

- No, he didn't. - Yes, he did.

Hold on a second.

Damn.

Let's do it.

No room, huh?

Different when you're up against a Henry Ford Community College...

...honorable mention all-conference guard, huh?

Billy.

Come on. Come on.

I dig that. Okay.

The name's Brian.

Brian.

Come here.

You hate being videotaped, remember?

- Things have changed. - How?

Back, back, back.

I don't know. They just have, all right? I guess it's all that practice.

That's good, that's good.

Somehow things just clicked.

What...? Clicked, huh? Do your parents know?

No, they're taking Ashley for a bike ride.

Brian, look, I love you like the brother I never wanted...

...so let me go on record as saying, this is a really, really...

...really bad idea.

- You saw me at the carnival, right? - Yes, that was at the carnival.

- This is a car. - You gonna record me or not?

Thank you.

Why don't we do this at my house? We live closer to the hospital.

Mitch, Mitch, come on.

Brian, you already have enough YouTube infamy.

You don't have to jump over...

Ooh!

Hang time!

Oh, wait. Let me turn on my camera.

If this falls through, I'm gonna be mad, Alan.

I know and that's why it's not gonna fall through. Let's get money.

- That's what we do here. We get... - Hey, what up, Candace?

I'm gonna meet you in the lobby, when y'all finished.

- No, no, no, Candace was just leaving. - Oh, no, I'm not.

I'm gonna tell him what I've been telling you.

- Tell me what? - Alan put together this marketing push...

- ...selling me as the female Kevin Durant. - That's cool, right there.

But the only problem is, you're terrible.

You wanna mess with your future, that's one thing. Now you're messing with mine.

- I been in the gym... - I don't wanna hear it. I'm not done.

Your mechanics are terrible, your form is awful...

...and you can't shoot a BB in the ocean.

KD, you're better than that. Get in the gym.

- Get buckets again. - Okay.

- Are you good? - I'm good.

- Are we good? - We're great.

- Come here. - Hug it out. Get these buckets.

- But don't mess with my money. - I won't.

And you neither.

Nobody comes into our house and beats us.

- Anymore. - Anymore.

Winning isn't everything, but losing is nothing.

Yeah!

- In here. One, two, three. Eagles! - Eagles!

- Come on. - Come on, let's go.

- Get out there. Get out there, Brian. - Come on, Eagles!

Oh. Sorry, man. Just habit.

Let's go, Eastview!

- You think he threw that on purpose? - His shot's getting better.

Go get them, Eagles!

- Come on, Brian! You can do it! - Go get them, son!

- Yes! - Get down. Get down. Get down.

Stop it. Everybody's looking at us. Stop it. Get down. Get down.

- Be happy for your brother. - Never started before.

We're excited.

- Let's go. - Come on.

- We start with possession, that's a first. - Good one.

- That's good. - Come on, bring it down. Bring it down.

- That's it. - Hey, ball. Ball.

- All right! Way to go, Eagles! - Quiet! Down!

Come on, move it. One. One.

Connor. Ball, ball, Connor. Pass it, I'm open.

Get on it. Rebound.

- Double teamed. - Connor, I was open.

Eight of our last 10. I think I got this, man.

- Watch him. - Watch the corner!

Two. Two. Two.

Ball. Ball.

- Ball! - Open man! Open man!

Shot. Connor.

What are you doing?

Get over here. Pass Brian that ball or you'll be on jockstrap duty.

- The kid's a towel boy. - Pass the ball or I'll choke you.

He will. He chokes me.

Chokes me clean out. You should pass.

- Three. - Right there.

- Three. - Ball. Ball.

- Pass it. That's it. - Move!

- Come on, Brian. - Go.

That's it. Whoa!

Aah! Oh, my God!

What was that?

- Aah! - What was that?

- Did you teach him that? - I don't think so.

Who is that kid?

- Brian Newall. - Brian Newall?

- Nice job! - Whoo! That was...

- Watch out! - Whoo!

How does he get up that high? He's short.

I don't know.

Charge, number five.

Yeah! Let's go!

- Yeah! - Whoo! Yes!

- Yeah. - Boom!

Brian Newall!

Brian! Brian! Brian!

Back up, y'all. All right. All right, back up.

Now, look, Mr. Newall has biology class in five minutes.

Mitch, you're too much.

Well, then I probably shouldn't sell these at lunch, then?

No.

- Time out, time out. - Yes!

Brian Newall with the three!

- Yes! - Yes!

- Grab it. Go! Go! Go! - Yeah! Yeah!

Brian Newall!

All right. Second team, go in.

Except you. Brian stays. Sit down. Sit down.

Oh!

Go for it.

Hang Time! Hang Time! Hang Time!

So, what is wrong with Kevin Durant?

I can't tell you what's wrong, I can tell you what he's doing right: nothing.

He's terrible. Absolutely terrible tonight.

As a matter of fact, it reminds me of Chuck playing golf.

- That's bad. - Well, hold on.

- That's an insult to my golf game. - Well, it's true.

Well, it not might be as funny as you wanna be, but it's true.

It might be uncool, but it's true.

Guy's supposed to be the best player in the league and he's playing like garbage.

So tell me this, specifically, what is he doing wrong?

Where's his mechanics?

- Yeah... - No, he's hasn't been caring.

I don't think it's mechanics. He's playing like a mechanic.

- He's hanging out too much. - Hanging out with that backpack?

Something's wrong with him.

If it's not mechanics, he's not focused, he's not concentrating.

Looks like we might be running a little long.

I'm telling you.

Why do you keep coming to the gym with a suit on...

...like you're gonna help me rebound?

My practice is your practice.

- It's not. I've got coaches here. - It's our practice.

KD! KD! You're the best

All you need's a little rest

You might stink, but you will see

Things will work out eventually

Go, Kevin!

Ma, what is that you have on?

I came to cheer you up.

I brought you some soup.

What are you doing here?

I know you've been struggling, so I brought you some of Grandma's chicken soup.

- Is Grandma here too? - She's not here.

But it made everything better when you were a kid.

Ma, that's when I had the flu.

Look, Kevin, Alan called me and said it was important.

So I came right on over. Don't get it twisted, okay?

Yes, ma'am.

Desperate times calls for desperate measures.

You better hurry up and walk out that door.

Kevin, you got something to say to me?

I appreciate the soup, Ma. Thanks.

You're welcome. Give your mama a hug.

- Attention, drivers... - Okay, so here's what you got.

You got invited to both Ken Nolan's party and Monica Janakowski's party.

Now, since Monica Janakowski is the reigning homecoming queen...

...I put you down plus one.

Oh, plus one?

Well, you know, in case you want to invite someone. I don't know.

Mitch, do you wanna be my plus one?

Me? Man, I hadn't even thought about it. Yeah, sure.

Now, I also registered you a domain name. BrianNewallGotGame.net.

Now, Sunday, you have a charity event.

Brian, hey! I promised you would be there.

Look, it's 20 minutes.

Ladies and gentlemen, absolutely no bumping is allowed.

Hey.

Brian? Hey.

How are those stuffed animals treating you?

Really good. Oh, watch out!

Whoa!

- Didn't your mom ever tell you? - What?

Never flirt on a go-kart track.

I'm not flirting.

- Then let's race. - Let's go.

Whoa, they have snow cones at the snack bar here?

Yeah, I think so. Why?

Loser buys.

Fine! Get ready to... Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! Aw!

My new KD IVs...

...the best basketball shoe ever made.

I can cut like never before.

Cut!

- What's up? - I don't know.

Let's do something else, okay?

Something you can stay on your feet.

- Look, I gotta go. - Sit down.

- Sit down. You're not going anywhere. - Sorry.

My new KD IVs.

I can do spin moves like never before.

Oh!

Cut.

Ooh.

Kevin Durant Nike commercial. Take 47!

In my new KD IVs, I can jump higher than ever before.

Cut!

Print! We'll fix it in post.

All right.

Your guy sucks.

- He doesn't suck, he... - Okay, guys, that's a wrap.

You want me to drive you home?

No. I'm just gonna stay here and practice.

Yeah.

Good idea.

I'm in a slump.

Oh, yeah. Slump.

It's a slump.

Kevin Durant having his problems. Yeah.

Two weeks ago, my 5-year-old son said:

"Dad, when I grow up, I wanna play basketball just like Kevin Durant."

Today, I said, "Son, you just passed him."

Fellas, check this out. Kevin Durant goes up and he goes down.

Wow, the Round Mound got a new nickname for Kevin Durant.

- The Sprawl and Fall of Basketball. - Well, you've been working on that.

Ooh! Now, he's gonna see a chiropractor after that one.

He would have made it if the basket was 8 feet instead of 10.

- Make it 7. - Watch this, watch this.

Can't even make a free throw.

That's embarrassing.

You've been working with him, haven't you, big fella?

Listen, Shaq was not that bad.

Thank you, Kenny.

A local player from right here in Oklahoma City could be the next Kevin Durant.

You can do it!

He looks like the old Kevin Durant, not the current KD. Nobody knows who that guy is.

And it's hard to believe this is the same kid who tried this halftime shot...

...at the Thunder game a couple weeks ago.

Run, Rumble! Save your mascot life.

- What was that? - Looks like it hurt.

He must have stolen Kevin Durant's talent.

Fans hope he gives it back.

Oh, KD. Where is he, right?

Wow.

That's it! Go! Go!

Go!

Come on!

- Let's go! Let's go! - I finally figured out who he reminds me of.

- Who? - Me.

- Let's go. - Time out.

Hustle in.

All right, guys. All right.

Just keep doing what you're doing. Put it in!

- One, two, three! - Hard work!

You thought she was waving at you, huh?

Shut up.

Okay. Great. Let's go.

- Let's go. Pick it up. - Come on, move it.

One.

Ball. Ball.

Here you go. Cool.

- Hey. Yo, KD. - What up?

Sit. Sit down. Sit down, let me talk to you.

- You've known me a long time, right? - Yeah.

And I've always told you the truth. Good, bad, no matter what.

I know this is gonna sound crazy. I mean, this is gonna sound crazy...

Just tell me. Just tell me.

Look, I think I know where your game has gone.

- Huh? - Somebody took it.

Somebody took it?

Remember the kid who took the shot at the Thunder game?

- Yeah. - Uh-huh.

And he drilled Rumble. And you autographed a ball for him.

Yeah, I remember.

He's the best player in Oklahoma.

All right, so?

So before meeting you, the kid used to suck.

He used to suck so bad he wasn't on the high school team.

He was a towel boy.

I went to his game, right? He lit it up 52 points.

Fifty-two points against the second-best team in the district.

Yeah.

I mean, it was like watching you play if you was 14 years old.

So, what are you trying to say, man?

I don't know. Somehow, this kid got, stole, found...

I don't how this happened, but this kid has your talent.

Yeah, and your sanity. You're tripping.

- Really? - Yeah, really.

KD, come on, man.

Come on, KD. Seriously, man. Look, I know this sounds crazy.

- Oh, do you? - Yes, I do.

You're telling me this kid swapped talents with me?

Swapping would mean you got something in return.

I mean, this was a one-sided deal.

I mean, this kid was bad, okay? But he can't be as bad as you are now.

No offense.

Look, Alan, man, I love you, man. You do a lot for me.

You even got some good ideas sometimes.

But if you put this idea out, I guarantee you're fired.

- Heh. Dropping an F-bomb? - I'm not laughing.

Real... The F-bomb?

Look, I'm trying to help you out, man. This is...

My baby likes to rock it Every night when the sun goes down

Yeah, my baby likes to rock it Every night when the sun goes down

So you don't know him?

Just met him after our last game. Some senior.

If you don't know him, why did he drive us here?

He's a really big basketball fan.

Hm.

Does that happen a lot in Oklahoma?

I don't think so.

You know, this is all kind of new to me too.

You're comfortable with this?

Yeah, see, school hasn't always been fun for me.

This is kind of fun.

- I'm having fun too. - Yeah?

Yeah.

Little secret?

Denver was not always fun for me.

You? I find that hard to believe.

No, seriously. I was more on the outs with the in crowd, you know.

Once again, hard to believe. I think you were the in crowd.

- Mm-mm. No, no, no. I wish. - Wow.

- Damn. - No.

See, I knew I hated Denver for a reason besides those Broncos.

- Thanks. - Mm-hm.

So, uh, what happened?

It's a long story. It was a soccer thing.

Oh, okay. Nice and cryptic.

- Brian Newall. Ha, ha! - What...?

- Yeah? - I knew that was you.

- Okay. - I've been seeing you all over the news.

Man, incredible basketball talent you possess.

Thank you, sir.

I mean, you just burst out on the scene.

- I guess, yeah. - I mean, I just never heard of you before.

Excuse me. I don't mean to be rude, but we're, uh...

- We're kind of... - On a date.

- We are, officially? - Yeah.

Oh, on a date. I'm sorry.

I just... You know, I really know talent when I see it. I'm Kevin Durant's agent.

No way! Kevin Durant's agent?

- Yes way. - That's awesome.

He's Kevin Durant's agent.

I thought you said this was some community outreach program...

...for underprivileged schools?

Look, this is all relative. All right?

Think of it as a way to get your mind off things, know what I'm saying?

Give back to the kids. You might get something back in return.

Come on. Let's go. Let's go.

Young man, stay in school.

- Hey, that's Kevin Durant. - Who?

If AX-squared...

...plus BX plus C equals zero...

Who wants to come up here and solve for X?

Nobody?

Uh, Miss Hall, we have some visitors.

Okay.

Uh, students, we have a special guest today.

Hello, kids. How y'all doing?

We're here with the community outreach program.

Oh, really? Which one?

The new one.

And... Which is why Kevin Durant is here to talk about math.

- I am? - Yeah.

But I was just asking if someone wanted to come up...

...and solve this quadratic formula.

- Quadratics? - Yeah.

Man, we love quadratics.

You love quadratics, right?

Let's... Yo, how about him?

- Brian? - Yeah, Brian.

That's the kid who shot the halftime shot a few weeks ago.

- Uh, is it? - Come on up.

Wow. I guess it is. That's crazy.

Hey, Kevin... Oh, I mean, Brian, this is Kevin Durant.

I remember you. Halftime. How you doing?

Hey, Kev... Mr. Durant.

Look at that. Old friends. Old friends.

- Old friends. - Yeah.

I really appreciated the autographed ball you gave me.

- No problem. My pleasure. - My pleasure, right?

High five. Ah!

I got rid of all the pictures of me and my family.

So it's the only thing on my shelf.

My Uncle J did the same thing.

That's a low five, right there. Family deserves a low five.

- Family deserves a low five. - What are you doing?

- Fist bump? - I'll fist bump you.

Okay. No... Hey, KD, could you toss that away for me real quick?

Aww.

All right. You know what? You look underprivileged.

- You know, you two should hang out. - Really?

Man, we had the same nasty Joes at my high school.

Think this is bad? Good thing you're not here on Meatless Wednesdays.

I can't even, uh...

Hey, do you ever really get used to all this?

No, not really.

It's just weird. Everyone wants to watch you.

What's worse, the dudes asking for my autograph in the men's room.

- No way. - Yeah. Midstream.

Ugh.

And then your rookie season, me and my dad went to five games.

I saw the one where you scored 36 against the T-wolves.

- Yeah, I remember that. - Yeah. Isn't he great?

- He's great, right? - Yeah.

Yeah, but I think my favorite game I've ever seen you play...

...was you were down 12...

Hey, what's up, Brian? What's going on, man?

Hey, Brian. Hey, Brian.

- Brian! Hey, man. - And you didn't miss.

That was insane.

Appreciate that. It was nice meeting you, but I gotta get going.

- I got a game tonight. - Oh, okay.

Wait, wait. Ho, whoa, ho, ho.

- What about the free shoes? - What free shoes?

New kicks. New shoes.

A pair of black monsters of destruction.

He's talking about his shoes there.

- Yeah. - Yeah, I got that.

You know, I remember...

I remember my last pair of new shoes.

Long time ago. It was right before I scored 21 points.

- Twenty-one? - It was a great game...

...against Wayne County Dance and Technical.

- Never knew what hit them. - I'm telling you.

- No footage on it though, unfortunately. - They only had film.

You know, I'm primarily known as a high school coach...

...but as you can see, the way I elevated Brian's play...

- ...I think my skill set translates to NBA. - Oh, is that right?

So if there's any tips you need, you all right?

I'm good. But I'll keep you in mind.

Are you stretching? Are you stretching before the game?

You've been stinking up the court, I thought...

- You guys should take a picture. - Sure, of course. You don't mind, do you?

- No. Bri, why don't you be in the middle? - Okay.

Yeah, no, right there.

There you go, boom.

All right, guys.

Wait, wait.

All right, guys, smile.

- Coach. - There we go.

Listen, do you think you could sign this for me?

Yeah. What's your name?

Coach Z.

Can you put "to my best buddy"?

You're not my... But all right.

B-E-S-T...

- I can spell. - Yeah, of course, of course, of course.

- There you go. - Hey, thanks.

- All right. - Oh!

Hey, that's your coach?

Good luck with that.

How do you...? How do you feel after being around him?

Do you feel, like, different? You know, like the old you?

I feel pissed at my agent because he got me at a school knowing I got a game tonight.

I just thought if you guys were around each other...

...things would go back to the way they were.

This kid has something to do with what happened.

Think this isn't hard on me? Think I don't hear what they're saying on TV?

In the newspapers? In the locker room? I hear it.

- I know. - The players too, they're trash talking.

- It's been tough on me too, man. - I know. I know.

You do? This isn't helping. Being here isn't helping.

- Or sticking needles in my back. - What about calling your mom?

Definitely not helping. You keep smiling like it's funny.

You're not helping the situation at all.

- KD. - Hey, I'm driving myself home.

All right, Brian, bring it up.

- Yeah! - Go, Brian!

Go, Brian! Whoo!

Come on.

- Bring it down. - Go!

- Take it in. - Brian.

- Open up. He's open. - Brian.

- Open. - Brian.

Over here, Brian.

Brian. What's he doing, coach?

What's he trying to do?

What he's doing, man? Come on.

Oh! What?

Booya!

Yeah!

What the hell are you doing, dude? Trying to make me look like an idiot, man?

- Whoa! - Knock it off. Knock it off.

- What's he doing? - On the bench. Grab somebody.

- What's your name? - Del Negraw.

Del Negraw, come on, check in.

He couldn't make our freshmen team before.

Hey, you still get an assist, right? You made an assist.

Now, pass around. Let's have some fun out there.

Shoot it!

Yeah! Whoo!

Three!

Unbelievable.

That's my boy out there.

Hey, man, I know how you feel.

When I was playing high school basketball...

...I was the one making the baskets.

And then Michael Jordan transferred into our high school.

He was the one making the baskets. I had to pass to Mike. I had to stomach it.

- Really? - No, but it's a good story.

- Meaningful. - Coaching is about inspiration.

With the Thunder on the verge of missing the playoffs...

...due to the total collapse of Kevin Durant.

It's unbelievable. But, Reggie, you were one of the great shooters of all time...

...but you had a slump like this now and then.

Don't go there, Steve. First of all, I've never shot the ball this bad.

Wait. Never in your entire career?

Blindfold, in this tie, in this suit...

- ...I can shoot better than this kid. - Oh, man.

Call up everybody, it's a party over here

Got my ladies We sexy, our hands up in the air

Yeah. Oh!

Oh! Did I tell you about the time I did the fake pass...

...between-the-legs dribble and pulled up with the three?

Dude, that was awesome. You rock.

Is it normal for one player to take all the shots?

If he's the best player on the team, why not?

Yeah. Whoo!

Yeah.

Isabel. Come on. What's wrong?

- Don't be like that. - Like what?

Let's get out of here. Go and talk. Like you said you wanted at the go-kart track.

I've been talking all night.

- I know. Just not to me. - Brian.

Oh, ho, ho!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Brian! Brian! Brian!

Hey, Bri, it's me. Again.

Just trying to see where you are.

You know, we're supposed to go to Monica Janakowski's party tonight.

Wait. You're probably in the shower. Look, it's okay.

Just please give me a call, all right?

Give me a call. Cool.

Oh, these are nice.

Brian! Brian! Brian!

I am a basketball god!

- Has anybody seen Isabel? - I think she went home.

- She did? - Mm-hm.

Parent! Somebody's dad's coming!

Out of the way.

Excuse me. Thank you. Nice shorts.

- Look, you need to give it back. - Mr. Garrett?

You have Kevin Durant's talent.

Well, thank you.

I'm not even saying you did it on purpose, or you even know...

...but I'm telling you and now you know.

Know what? Because I'm pretty confused.

You stole Kevin Durant's talent.

Oh, he's Kevin Durant's agent, not somebody's dad.

- Dad. What? - He's not a parent! It's cool!

A parent, really?

So, what do you want?

You stole Kevin Durant's talent!

- Let's talk. - Yeah.

Look, Mr. Garrett... Sir, that's crazy, okay? It's nuts.

Really? Don't you think this is all kind of strange?

Your talent? Your sudden talent?

I blossomed.

You know, Michael Jordan got cut from his high school team sophomore year.

Every kid who's ever sucked hangs on to that story.

Look, when MJ got cut from varsity...

...he then tore up JV with a bunch of 40-point games.

How many points did you score before meeting Kevin at halftime that night?

None. I didn't play.

Fine. The game before that?

None. I wasn't on the team yet.

Freshman year, last year, what was your scoring average?

- I didn't make the freshman team. - Now what's your scoring average?

Forty-eight points a game.

Exactly my point. Kevin Durant hasn't missed a layup since he was your age.

Now he can't even make one?

Why? Why are you trying to ruin everything?

I know this is important to you, I do.

But that talent you now have is not yours.

No, you're wrong, okay?

You're wrong. It's not magic or whatever you think it is, okay?

- I worked for this. - No, you wished for it.

And you know what the worst thing is? You let down this entire community.

All of Oklahoma City.

Everybody who loves the Thunder and Kevin.

Every fan who cheer each win and ache each loss.

Just like you did with your dad.

Make it

I'm gonna make it, make it Make it out there

I'm gonna make it, make it Make it out there

I know I'm gonna get Get far away

I!

I!

I believe!

I believe!

I believe that!

I believe that!

I believe that we!

I believe that we!

I believe that we will!

I believe that we will!

I believe that we will win!

I believe that we will win! I believe that we will win!

I believe that we will win!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I think you've noticed some changes around here, haven't you?

Like a winning basketball team?

Yeah!

Well, let me tell you.

Let me tell you something.

There's one thing that won't change.

And that's what Coach Dan and I are wearing.

We are going to wear our game day suits till we win the state championship.

Yeah!

All right. We are one game away.

One game!

That's right. One game.

One game away...

...to the state playoffs for the first time...

First time!

Hey, let me have this. I'm the coach, okay? Can I have this?

Yeah.

For the first time since I scored nine points...

...ripped three boards against South Gate...

...32 years ago.

- That was a great game. - Yeah. I wasn't born yet.

Now, are you ready to meet our Eagles?

Yeah!

Are you ready?

Let's bring them out.

- Connor O'Brien! - Whoo!

Derek Nader!

Isabel, hey.

Hey, listen, I've been trying to...

- You're not staying for the pep rally? - I'm going to the library.

Well, I've been trying to call you. Why'd you leave the party the other night?

- I didn't think you'd notice. - I did.

Look, maybe after basketball season, we can hang out.

Why would you say that?

Brian, when I first met you...

And now for the star of our team:

...you were...

- Brian Newall! - Yeah!

Good luck, Brian.

Oh, come on. Look, before this, you wouldn't even have noticed me.

- Basketball is the only reason you did. - Brian Newall.

I noticed you the first day when I walked down the hallway.

By your locker, talking to Mitch.

And it definitely wasn't because of basketball.

Well, maybe we're not cheering loud enough for Brian.

Brian Newall!

Brian! Brian! Brian!

Go on. Your fans need you.

Brian! Brian! Brian!

Come on down, Brian.

Brian! Brian! Brian!

Brian!

Brian Newall!

What are you still doing here?

Coach, how close was I to making the team?

What, the first time?

Well, a lot closer than Pete Stickney.

Isn't he legally blind in one eye?

You see, I don't judge like that, Brian.

You see a disability, I see a weak point guard.

That's all.

Look, Brian, I'm not one of those touchy-feely kind of coaches, you know.

- I'm really uncomfortable with it... - Yeah, I've noticed that.

You think Bobby Knight would be in the hall of fame...

...if he tossed around compliments instead of chairs?

- I don't even know who that is. - Okay, I'm gonna forget you even said that.

Here's the point.

It doesn't matter how you got here.

You got here.

You know, my dad, he thought I was a weak athlete.

He wanted to strengthen me up a little bit.

So he did a code red on me.

Woke me up at 3 a.m. every day, made me do extra laps.

- Your dad did that to you? - Might have been a movie I saw.

Point is, I still got that juco scholarship.

I'm just glad that whatever you did, you did.

The whole school is.

- If I had your talent, boy... - My talent.

What? What?

Nothing.

One more game, we'll be in the state playoffs.

- How good does that sound? - Too good to be true.

Too good to be true.

Hey, I'm proud of you.

Thanks, coach.

You did good. You did good for all of us.

And I'm glad of what you brought to me too.

- Yeah. - Okay.

- We've had our talk? - Yeah.

You're cool?

All right. Eat well, hydrate.

I'm counting on you.

Hey, it's me.

- So, what do we do? - You'll see.

How long has he been here?

Almost three hours.

And he isn't getting any better.

Come on.

Yo, KD!

Man, what's he doing here?

- I wanna give your talent back. - You got him believing this nonsense too?

That's it. I told you it wasn't helping in the first place.

After the season, we gonna sit down to have a talk.

- Show him. - Show me what?

Watch this. Get out there and play.

Show him the counter 62.

Okay, okay. He got some skills. So what? He's watching my YouTube videos.

He's right. But you see, when I used to try to do those moves, I'd hurt myself.

Hurt myself a lot. And messed up the garage.

All right. All right. Crossover.

You ain't going nowhere.

- Okay, maybe he's a prodigy. - No.

No, no.

Listen, show him the KD 35 live special.

Nobody can do that. I can't do that anymore.

Watch.

Come on, man.

What you got?

- Whoa. - That kid's good.

- You convinced? - Yeah.

So, what are we gonna do now?

Ah!

Okay.

Say what y'all said before.

I wish I had your talent.

Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard.

I felt it. You felt...

You feel it? I felt it. It was here.

Let's take a shot. Come on.

Faster, faster. We need a spark.

Okay. Yeah. Rub... Rub the feet. Rub the feet.

- Now say it. - I wish I had your talent.

Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard.

Keep rubbing. Keep rubbing. Keep rubbing.

Okay, now touch fingers.

- Felt that? - Duh.

All right, let's try it. Come on.

Short.

Wishbone.

Let's make a wish.

- I wish I could give your talent back. - I wish to get my talent back.

Alan, this is not working.

- It's not working. - Well, just...

Trust me. Touch the ball...

- ...and just say what you said before. - I wish I had your talent.

Hard works beats talent when talent fails to work hard.

- Whoa! - Oh! Ah!

Now, that worked.

That worked. That had to work.

Take a shot. Take a shot. Watch this.

I like how you did that. Give it back.

- Okay, okay. All right, all right. - Give it back.

We tried.

I didn't do it on purpose.

I know, Brian.

I guess I gotta start all over as a basketball player.

A new KD.

It isn't gonna be easy. Or in time for the season.

Yeah, yeah, yeah

...needing a win at home in their final regular season game...

...just to make the playoffs.

Are you guys watching the same thing I'm watching?

He can't buy a shot out there.

Judging by these warm-ups, he's not gonna be any good to anyone.

Reggie, I hate to say this, but this has gone on too long.

He's played so poorly for the last month or so.

You sit him down. Take him out of the lineup.

Pretty dramatic, to take a superstar out of the lineup at this point.

- Bench him completely? - Yeah. Bench him.

Hey.

Look, I know I was a jerk and really self-centered...

...but most of all, I'm sorry.

- Go on. - I was kind of hoping that covered it all.

- You can do better. - Maybe.

But you're not gonna believe it.

Try me.

- Could I come inside and show you? - Sure.

Well, thank you.

- So this basketball player... - Kevin Durant.

...his talent switched to you?

And your talent became his talent?

See, I told you you wouldn't believe me.

Well, I'm not stupid, Brian.

Isabel, look, my basketball coach...

...he didn't even know my name before all this.

And I was the team manager, okay? I was that bad.

Just watch this shot, okay?

Watch this shot.

That is one bad shot.

Yeah, I know, okay?

Wait. We're gonna watch that again, all right?

There. Did you see that? Did you see that?

- What? - That's it.

How did I not think of it? That's it. That's it.

Brian.

Bri...

Brian.

He left.

And at the end of the half, Thunder, 37, New Orleans Hornets, 53.

Good!

Hey! Hey, kid!

Come back here!

I got a kid on the loose down here.

- Move, move, move! - Hey, kid, come back.

Watch out.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Stop him! - Yo! Hey, kid, where you going?

What are you doing? Get back...

Hey. What are you doing?

Whoa!

Hey.

Hey!

Kevin. Kevin. Hey, Kevin, look, look, I figured it out.

I know why it didn't work last time.

- I gotta hit Rumble with the ball first. - Well, there he is.

Okay. I put my hands on the ball and you say:

- "I wish I had your talent." - I wish I had your talent.

Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard.

Go!

- Brian. - We gotta get you out of here.

Oh, he's with me, he's cool. He's cool. He's cool.

Now you know.

Yes! Kevin Durant drills it.

He's hit his last three shots.

Are you kidding me? He's making those shots?

I don't know what happened, but suddenly, everything's changed.

More importantly, he's making those shots.

Kevin Durant is back.

Kevin Durant!

Finally, it's a good day to be a Thunder fan here in Oklahoma City...

...as last night, Kevin Durant just broke out of his slump...

...scoring 32 big points in the second half...

...hitting a three-pointer at the buzzer as the Thunder come back in grand style...

...and beat the Hornets...

Let's go.

Hey, that's my "Warcraft" card. You can't use it.

That spell doesn't do more damage.

This damage...

- Good game tonight, Brian. - What's up, Bri?

Hey.

All right. So when we charge Admiral Ripsnarl...

...in Heroic Deadmines for the achievement, I'll run in and grab the agro...

...and the mage can work on rounding up the Vapors.

I hope Smite's Reaver drops.

Hey, what are our chances?

Uh, I'm getting about 32.33, repeating, of course, percentage of survival.

- It's risky. - Yeah, well, I think it's bold.

The other way to go is Steve uses his dwarf paladin.

Fine. Ignore me.

I know what I did was the jerkiest thing...

...since Leeroy Jenkins screwed his guild by running in without them.

Ooh.

So I hope you...

You had me at Leeroy Jenkins.

- Brian? - Ha!

Can we talk?

Um...

I kind of just sat down.

Okay.

Yeah? Thanks.

Isabel, wait up.

The hot new girl and the star of the basketball team...

...at our "WoW" meeting?

That's cooler than when Mitch solo-tanked Yogg-Saron in Ulduar...

...in his Tier 12 armor set. Hoo!

I was watching the basketball game with my dad last night, and I saw you.

Then all the announcers talked about was how Kevin suddenly caught fire.

So, what you told me was true?

Yeah, but I don't have his talent anymore.

- Well, what are you gonna do? - I don't know.

- I'm gonna be awful. - No, you won't.

Yeah, I will.

You'll figure something out.

This is it. This your moment. Our moment.

Out in that gym tonight.

Do you hear that? That's for you.

And you. And me.

Tonight is why I turned down an opportunity...

...to be an assistant manager at Walmart six years ago...

...to be a high school basketball coach tonight.

And then I turned down a marketing job at Cisco.

That one I regretted for a while, but not now.

Not tonight.

This is what we play for.

- A chance to go to state! - Yeah!

Brian, wanna say something to the team?

- Go ahead. - Me?

You were the key to our turnaround, kid. Go ahead.

Okay.

Well, let's go out there...

...and let's give it our best, okay?

If we win, great. But if we lose, we tried.

We tried.

Yeah, but we're gonna win.

- Yeah. - All right. Bring it in. Bring it in.

Yeah, but if we don't, for some reason...

...sometimes, just going out there and trying your best is enough.

And getting really, really close, pretty darn satisfying.

- But we're gonna win. - Yeah.

Hopefully.

- One, two, three. Eagles! - Eagles!

Let's go, let's go.

All right!

- Go, Eagles! - Come on, Eagles!

Shoot it!

Put it up!

What's going on?

Shoot it, Brian. Brian, shoot, shoot!

- Pick it up. - Shoot it.

Okay. Bad pass. Bad pass.

Dude, just don't pass to me, all right? I'm covered.

- You were wide open. - The dude's guarding me.

I don't know. It's like he read our playbook.

That's it, press him. Come on, Brian.

Shoot it, baby! Shoot it, Brian! Shoot it!

- Grab it! - What's he doing?

Let's go, let's go.

Oh, no, no. Time out. Time out.

Get in here. Bring it in. Bring it in.

Come on, come on.

Yeah, yeah, it's a championship. He's nervous.

Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in.

Newall, come here. What's going on?

What's going on? You're not playing like yourself.

- Coach, who's he playing like? - Not himself.

- Not yourself. - Yeah, actually, I am.

No, you're not.

- I'd bench me. - What, are you nuts?

You're the best player on this team.

You're the horse that got us here and we're gonna ride you home.

All right?

Now, go out there and do anything that doesn't suck.

All in.

- One, two, three. Don't suck! - Don't suck!

Come on. Loosen up. You'll be fine. You'll be fine.

- Good speech. - Thanks.

All right, hold them, guys, hold them.

Come on. Block it. Block it.

Hold them up. Hold them up. Hey!

Take it, take it, take it.

It's all right. Pull it together, guys. Pull it together. Let's go.

D-up, now, D-up.

All right, bring it back. Let's go.

Go, take it.

Hustle. Hustle.

Go on. Go on. Move it around. Move it around.

Come on. That's it.

- Yeah! - Stuff it in!

And at the end of the third quarter, the score is the Drillers, 47...

...and our own Eastview Eagles, 35.

I don't know what to say.

- Coach, you got something to say? - Yeah.

Yeah.

Forget about the crowds...

...the size of the school, their fancy uniforms.

Remember what got you here.

Focus on the fundamentals that we've gone over time and time again.

Coach, is that from Hoosiers?

Yeah. You guys see that?

Oh.

Well, then I've got nothing. Ahem.

Okay, come on. Let's go out there now.

And be good, don't be bad.

- One, two, three. Don't suck! - Don't suck!

All right, let's go.

Listen, now, this is your time here, all right?

If you can't play what you had, play what you got.

Your time, not mine.

Hey, guys, bring it in.

You just saw Hoosiers?

- Is it old? - 1986.

I thought Gene Hackman looked younger.

- Look, we can still do this. - How?

- You're having the worst game of your life. - He's right. I'm not on my game.

You can't do it by yourself. All right, so why don't we do it together as a team?

All right, we full-court press the rest of the game and dive for every loose ball.

Five guys go up for every rebound.

They may have more talent tonight, but you know what we got? We got more heart.

All right, so let's bring it here and let's go. Eagles on three. One, two, three. Eagles!

Get into press!

Eagles!

- Let's do it. - Let's go.

- Pick him up, pick him up. - What's he doing out there?

- He's taken leadership. - All right, pressure the ball.

Trap it right there.

Trap it, trap it.

- Grab it. Grab it. - Yeah!

- Go, go! - Yeah!

- Yeah! - Jerome! All right!

Full-court press!

Brian!

That's it!

Yes!

Good shot, Connor.

- We're in this. We're in this. - Come on. Come on.

- Where's the defense? - Stay on the man. Stay on the man.

Put it up, put it up, put it up!

Pass him that ball. Pass him the ball.

Go, go, go.

- Pass it around. Pass it around. - Come on.

- Pressure, pressure. - He's going up.

Whoa!

Yes.

- Yes! Yes! - Very good!

Get it, Brian! Get it!

Pressure on that ball. Pressure on that ball.

Let's go, Brian!

Put it up!

Yeah!

Defense! Defense! Defense!

- Brian! - Come on, 15 seconds!

Fifteen seconds, move it, move it!

Let's go, let's go.

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...

Shoot it!

Yes!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Yes!

All right, Brian!

Yeah!

Yeah!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Yeah, Bri! Yeah, Bri!

Yeah, Bri.

Dude.

- Oh, my God, he did it! - Go, go, go!

- Yes! - All right, Brian!

Brian! Brian! Brian!

- That Hoosiers speech worked. - Yeah.

Brian! Brian! Brian!

- Nice shooting. - B, what up?

- What's up? - Big game for you this weekend.

- Big game for you. - Can I borrow some of your talent?

Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, how many times do I have to tell you...

...talent's not something you get, it's something you earn.

- Check you out. You cocky now? - Yep.

- Come on. Let's go. - Let's go.

- I got a little better since last time. - Let me see.

Ready?

- Where you going? - Yeah. I didn't get that much better.

My ball.

- I'll let you have that one. - I got it back, right?

- It's a confidence booster, you see? - Yeah.

No, you ain't gonna shoot.

- Hey, where did you get that from? - You showed me that one.

My new KD IVs, the best basketball shoe ever made.

I can cut like never before.

Swish.

My new KD IVs.

I can do spin moves like never before.

With my new KD IVs, I can jump higher than ever before.

I'm back.