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Oh, hey!

You're not going anywhere, are you? Uh, yeah, actually, I am. Okay, good. Great.

I really need you to take a look at this.

Oh, Shannon dyed her hair.

It looks pretty.

Yeah, pretty if you're trying to look like some bimbo stripper. No, no, keep

scrolling.

Oh, wow, she's at Fleur de Lis. I heard the food's amazing.

Right? It's a pretty fancy place.

How funny is that?

She hates... Like expensive, pretentious restaurants.

And look, she's all dressed up.

Right? Look at that. That's a new dress.

No, no, keep scrolling.

Keep scrolling. Keep going.

Right there, stop.

Look at that necklace.

I didn't buy that for her.

Look, do you even think those are real diamonds?

Honey, I don't know. What's your point?

That she's a buffalo wings and beer kind of girl. She never gets dressed up.

Let alone has ever dyed her hair, especially some... disgusting platinum

blonde color you know what people change right we used to laugh at like michelin

star restaurants and the people talk about like summering in the hamptons and

like going to weird broadway shows okay look i um i'm gonna be late so um

i have a lasagna in the fridge you can heat it up eat it if you could just you

know lock up on your way out that would be great

No, no, no, no, no, no. You're not getting it. Can't you see? Look.

Look.

She's dating. She's dating.

And she's probably fucking Mom.

And she's not just fucking anybody.

She's fucking some, like, trust fund douchebag.

Drives around in, like, a convertible red McLaren. Look at this thing.

Here, watch. Even scroll that up.

Look at this watch.

That thing probably cost more than my house.

Okay, you know what?

Why don't you make yourself a nice strong gin and tonic? I got the good

gin, okay?

Or I have some craft beers for you, if that's more your thing.

She was gone all last week. She won't even talk to me.

She's locked herself up in the spare bedroom.

Look, I don't even know what I'm going to do, Mom.

You need to move on, honey.

Look, why don't you stay the night, tonight, and we'll talk when I get back.

Are you wearing heels? Those things hurt your feet.

I'm trying to look nice. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We're not doing this.

Hey, we're not doing this again. I'm not going to rub your sweaty, stinky feet

for hours.

I'm late.

I'm going to miss my train.

What am I going to do, Mama?

I know.

I know it hurts.

It does. It really does fucking hurt.

It feels like I got a lump in my throat that just won't go away.

And it feels like she stabbed me right in the heart.

Oh, God. You know what?

This reminds me of when your dad and I split up.

You know, he left your mom for me.

You think that I would have known better.

Oh, sweetie, I hate to see you like this. You're my bear.

How am I going to get her back, Mama?

Chad, look at me.

You divorced.

You need a clean separation.

You should move out of that house, or you should have her move out of the

house. No!

No, she stays.

We're not divorced yet. We're just separated.

She told you she wants to see other people.

She's seeing someone else. You have to move on.

What? No, no, this isn't real. This is theater.

It's a facade.

It's some vengeful plot to get back at me, to try and hurt me.

So that way I pine after her.

Shannon has never struck me as the vengeful type.

I can't imagine her, you know, coming up with some elaborate scheme.

Oh, yeah?

Well, she's obviously not the angel that we thought she was.

She's playing sugar baby to some millionaire.

And he's not swooping in and wifing her up.

He's just using her like some cheap whore.

And she's doing it all on social media so that I can see it.

I have an idea.

How about you go on a date?

No! Shannon's my wife.

She's my soulmate.

I can't do that.

You know, you look pretty today.

Thank you.

You were going somewhere.

Yeah, I was. And if I leave now, I can still make that train.

I need you.

I got it.

I know what'll win her back.

She needs to see me go out on a date with someone else. Yes, that's exactly

what I've been trying to tell you.

So what you need to do is you need to just dust yourself off and we could get

you on some dating sites. No, no, no. Hell no. That's pathetic.

I'm not picking up some desperate chick while she's hanging out with some

billionaire playboy. I need to up the ante.

I should send her a text.

Say I'm going on a date with a gorgeous girl.

What can I say that sounds good? What can I say that will make her super

jealous? Okay, no, no. I'm sorry, but I am of the opinion that honesty is always

the best course of action.

Yeah.

I should send her something that sounds considerate. Like a loving husband.

My love no no scratch that hey Shannon I'm

Going on a date with a gorgeous gal.

I'm at her house right now and I can leave

any time if you're not comfortable with me seeing other people yet I'm gonna

keep my phone on So just send me a text

If that's not okay, and I'll come home, send.

Oh my God, this sounds so good. I would marry me twice.

Oh God, you know, I thought I taught you better.

You did, you did. You taught me to stand up for myself.

And that's exactly what I'm doing.

What did she say? Did she text you back?

Well, I can't believe it.

What?

She obviously doesn't think I'm being serious.

Otherwise she wouldn't say, sounds good, have a great time.

Yeah, you know, I'm really, I'm going to be late.

No, no, no, you can't leave, I need you.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

I'm staying under this picture.

What? That is so immature.

Come on.

She's not gonna... You know, this is gonna backfire. This is gonna backfire.

Because she's not gonna get jealous of you holding hands with some old lady,

okay? Oh, baloney. You got soft, delicate, feminine little hands.

There's not a wrinkle on them, even though you work so hard, Mama.

Oh, thank you. But even so, I don't want to be a part of this scheme.

She's not answering back. Of course not.

What if she knows it's you?

Oh, fuck, that's so embarrassing.

What if she recognizes the sofa?

Or, like, the background?

Fuck.

Man.

Fuck.

Relax, hon.

Just tell her it was a joke. Tell her the truth.

I took her to see my mom, but she's not home.

Have you seen my stepmom by chance?

Didn't you say that you were bringing her to meet me? To my house?

Yeah, yeah.

But maybe she lives next door or something.

It's a good save.

I don't think I'm overthinking it.

She said, sounds cool.

Have fun.

Have fun? What, is she making fun of me?

No, no, she's being sincere.

She means that she doesn't mind.

No, it sounds like she's taunting me, like it's a challenge.

She doesn't think I can nail some hot babe.

Okay, but I thought you were implying that you were in love with this hot

babe, and that's why you were bringing her over to meet me.

Well, yeah, that sounds...

Good to... Fuck!

Fuck!

Chad, language.

I'm sorry, Mama. I'm sorry.

It's alright.

Okay.

I know what I need. I need a romantic pic. Like you were saying.

And you look so good in that dress. Can I take a picture of the two of us in it?

You look so good, Mama.

Chad, how many times has she seen me, though?

She's never seen you in that dress.

I don't even recognize you. You look so good.

I won't take a picture of your face at all.

Come on, please, Mama.

Please, Mama.

Okay, cool.

Yes, let's do this.

Hang on, right here, right here.

Really?

Really, Chad?

Just trust me.

Really sad.

Let me see the picture.

Hold up. I'm waiting for a response.

I need something else.

You know what I need?

Chadwick! Oh, come on. Mama.

It's not like you're naked or anything.

Chad,

are you... She's still got her red receipts on.

Oh, but... I'm a man, okay?

You know...

My body, it just, you know, does these things. It's fine.

Honestly, I find it a bit flattering.

You do?

Yeah.

Can you put your hand on my cock for a pic, Mom?

No, absolutely not.

Oh, come on. You said you'd do anything for me. Please, I really need this,

Mama. I'm trying to get Shannon back.

It's not like I'm asking you to do anything nasty.

Please, Mama?

You love me, don't you?

Yes, more than anything.

Then... Okay.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yeah, right there.

Oh.

You know, I have to say, Shannon is a lucky

lady.

Yeah? Yeah.

In more ways than one.

She said she was turning her phone off.

Honey, I'm sorry.

No, no, no, no. She's lying.

She wouldn't turn her phone off. She's just getting a taste.

What?

Come on, I need you to take your hand and run it through my chest hair. Shanna

used to do it to me.

You know what? I'm getting a little tired.

Come on, it's tamer than putting your hand on my cock.

Chad, God.

Come on, just rub your little elegant hands through my chest hair.

Like that.

Feels nice.

Yeah, now it looks really good.

Just rub your little elegant hands through my chest hair like that.

You know... It feels really nice.

It does.

You know, it reminds me of your dad.

He had a lot of chest hair, too.

Oh, don't talk about my dad. I was trying to get my dick hard.

You mean harder?

Well, yeah.

Look, she never turned her phone off.

Look, she's getting in all the pics. She's seeing them all.

Come on, I need another pic with your hand on my cock. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Absolutely not. Oh, come on, Mama.

If you do this for me, I'll be forever in your debt.

Okay? I love you, Mama.

I just need this one thing.

I mean, we've already gone this far, right?

Was that lace panties I saw?

Chad!

What? They look really good. They look sexy.

Just relax.

Stop.

Black sheer lace panties.

Can I take a picture of them?

Chad. Come on, they look so sexy.

You think so?

I know so.

Take these off.

Don't show my face.

Okay. I'm like, this is less for you anyways, you know, you're just gonna lay

there. Just let me take some pictures.

Okay.

Are you sure?

I know, show.

Does it look okay? It looks good

you think yeah it

looks real it's good to do a little video too

and you're sure this isn't weird me being your stepmother no

no

Let me... Take your panties off. Let me get close to it at least.

What? Are you sure? Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Just a little bit.

Just for a few pictures.

Come to me. Okay. Like this?

Yeah. Nice and open.

Okay.

Just don't show my face.

I won't. I won't like it.

It definitely feels good

just tell you.

Just next to it. I won't go in.

Okay. Is that okay?

Come here. Come to me.

Look at that thing. It's huge.

I could feel how big it was in my hand.

Yeah.

Okay.

Just like that. Okay. Okay.

Just like that.

Oh my goodness.

It looks so good.

Oh, I'm going to send her a video too.

It looks so good.

It feels so good.

Can I just put a little bit in?

What? Just like this much.

So it looks like it's real.

Okay.

Just a little bit.

Oh, you're so tight.

I am your mom.

This would not look good if this got out.

Might as well, right?

I've already gone this far.

Oh my god, I forgot to take pictures. I'm so sorry.

We'll take some more. Okay, okay, okay.

Play with your own titties.

Get one here, too. Yeah.

See? Oh, that looks so good.

Oh, that looks so good.

I can't believe I'm helping you. Oh, my God.

Thank you, Mommy.

Thank you, Mommy.

It's okay.

Oh, fuck.

I just want to enjoy you a little bit.

Okay. Let me just have some me time.

Yes, yes, yes.

Are they sweaty?

No, no, no. They're good.

I love you, son.

You're my baby boy.

With a big cock.

With a huge cock.

Yeah. That big fucking cock.

Yeah. You're gonna fucking cum in your mother's pussy.

Yeah.

You're so young and virile you can just keep going

It's so wet now. It's all slippery.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my god, mommy.

Yes.

He

has to use

those titties.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh my god, that's my good boy.

Gosh, yes.

Oh,

my good mommy. Yes, yes, yes.

Got it? Yeah.

Oh, you're so good at walking.

Yes, mommy.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my gosh. Yes.

Oh, gosh.

That is such a big dick.

That's a good dog, son.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Yes, baby.

Put it back in there. Yeah.

Yeah, like that.

Oh, my goodness.

That's a good boy.

That's a good boy.

That's a good son.

Oh, you're such a good son.

Yes, yes.

Yes,

I can

It feels so good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yeah, mommy.

Shit.

Shit.

Mommy, can you be a dirty girl for me?

What did you have in mind, sweetie?

Can you get on top and ride me?

Yeah. Can you bounce on me?

Mm-hmm.

Yes, get on top of me, mommy.

Yes.

Be my good boy.

Yes, you're my good boy.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my gosh.

Yes,

you can.

This is my good boy.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

That's so good.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my goodness.

Where did you learn how to fuck like this?

Oh my goodness.

Yeah.

Yes. Oh,

that's nice.

That's right, sweetie.

Oh, that's my good boy.

Yes, of course.

You're my good boy.

Just so fucking energetic and strong.

Oh, God.

Yes. Oh,

my

God. So good.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Mommy,

can you scoot down and suck it again?

Yes, I can.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I love your mouth.

I never thought this would happen.

This is so hot.

Oh, my God.

Can you bend over for me? We so hot if you bend over. You want me to bend over?

Yeah, I don't want to fuck you from behind.

Okay. Yeah? But no one can know. No one knows, right? This is our secret.

It's our secret. Like this?

Bend it nice and wide.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yes, that's my good boy.

It feels so good.

It feels so good.

Like

fucking

your mama's pussy.

Yes, I love you too, son.

Oh,

even more now. Does that feel good, Mama? It feels so good.

I do.

You like that big cock, Mama? I love that big cock.

It's so good.

Do you want to get rougher?

Yes,

mama.

What are you doing?

Okay,

yeah

You're such a good boy.

Oh, yes.

You're such a good boy.

What a good boy you are. Thank you, Mom. Yeah.

That's so cool.

That's so sweet. That's so good.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Mmm.

You want to come on your mama's face? Yeah, I want to come on my mama's face.

Will you stick your tongue out for me?

Yeah, I'll stick my tongue out for you. You need it?

Yeah.

I love your son.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, yes.

Yes.

Come on to me, mama. Come on to me.

Right there.

You just stay right there. Like this?

Okay.

Good, mama.

You fuck your mama so good, don't you?

Yeah, you want to come on your mama's face?

Yeah, you want to come on mama's face.

Yeah, you can.

Because you've been such a good boy.

Such a good boy.

Yes, you want to come on mama's face.

Come on, little boy.

Yes, it's so good.

Oh, I'm going to come.

I'm going to come, mama.

Yes. Yes.

Did it go?

Is that your phone?

Yeah, that was my phone.

She said she wants to talk now.

It worked? Of course it worked!

I told you!

Oh, wow.

I love you, mamas. I love you too, son.