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It's a pretty great view, huh?

I'm an out there, not me.

Where are we at, Bob?

Excuse me, I'm actually not even here.

You're at 5.3?

Correct.

And I think we can live with that.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

It's a fair price.

Well, I don't know about that.

You'll have 70 local TV stations. By and Sandy, you're King Kong of local.

The kid knows.

The kid's smart.

We good?

Give us five minutes.

We'll set you up with the room.

Good, right?

Is it whiskey time? Shut the fuck up.

Uh, it's a good price. What the fuck's going on? He's selling me things I want

at a fair price?

So what's next?

Felicio? I think he just wants out fast.

If he does, we fuck him.

I think we did just fuck him.

He's smiling. It's no good if he's smiling.

Well, objectively, I mean, if we get what we want and he gets what he

wants... You screw them out, you chisel them out, you fucking hurt them, and

then you watch them squeal.

I like hurting human beings as much as the next guy, but, Dad, this is really

fucking good.

Walk him to the elevator and tell him 4-9.

Oh, Dad, no, that's... it's insulting.

Walk him to the elevator and tell him 4-9. Jerry, you do it. You, fuck off.

If you can't do it, fuck off.

All right.

Just text on your phone, you bendy fuck.

Really just warms the wall. Greg!

Hey.

Oh, dude.

Yeah, hold on.

Yeah, yeah. Hold on, hold on.

Are you okay?

Uh, what? Yeah, that? No, that was nothing. Sometimes you gotta play

possum, you know? Let him punch it out till he gets tired, and then you go in

for the kill.

Right, nice.

Listen, hold on.

Yeah. How's Kendall doing?

Oh, he's blowing you off, too?

Last time I saw him, he was smoking crank with some mole man. But that was

like a month ago. He's alright, he's hustling. Yeah, right. V-seeing?

Maybe seeing him this weekend, if he shows.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, fuck.

Dude, I don't suppose you know a coke dealer in Prague, do you?

Uh, probably.

Yeah, why?

Uh, Tom Wong's bachelor party.

And if he doesn't show, he's a fuck... I don't... Hey!

Yeah? Let me tell you something, dude.

Fuck Prague.

My girlfriend and her fucking freak dogs run these... You ever heard of these

parties?

Romboid?

Bullshit. I'm telling you, I'm fucking cool. You don't understand. Oh, why?

Because you have a nipple ring and simply will not stop going on about it?

Well, it's better than telling everyone that you're fucking down with Dre

because he sends you cereal bars at Christmas. Fuck you. I have a

reputation. I can't take my crew to watch some art pricks dance around in

fucking bowler hats and twizzle their mustaches out of time to the beats.

Are you done? You know who else will be there?

Sandy Furness.

Fuck off. I'm telling you.

He goes to that kind of thing. I know, right?

But he is sitting on the other half of your dad's dream deal.

Packet of 50 more local stations.

Come to the party, get him to sell, and trust me when I say this, you will

become the number one son.

Yeah, Sandy goes.

Yeah, get me those names and I'll get you on that list. And one more thing.

Bring Kendall, okay?

I need to patch things up with him.

Picture this. I'm a bag of dicks. Put me to your lips. I am sick. I'm a bunch of

baby beer and it's shit. Give me lip. I'm gonna send you to the yard. Get a

stick. Make a switch.

I can end the conversation real quick. I am crack. I ain't lying.

Hey, bro, can you turn up the bass in the back?

Louder!

You feeling good?

What? You're good.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm great.

Psyched.

Nice and loose. Yeah, Frank. Yep.

Try not to drag yourself in there like the world's oldest man.

Sorry.

Frank. This is dust. Hey, man. Hey.

Great to connect.

Love the name, by the way. Very funky.

Sorry. Please excuse Captain fucking beep up here. Hey, how's it going?

How's it going? Cool earrings, very Bauhaus.

Big fan of what you guys do. Fucking sweet chili sauce.

Thanks.

Likewise.

Angela, you want to spin us through the pitch deck?

Sure.

That's okay. I don't need to hear the pitch.

I've been through the deck, and I get it.

Basically, you buy a painting from some art student in a basement, jack up the

price, sell it to some Morgan Stanley sex pest, and you, me, and the student

all get rich, right?

We're interested in increasing the reach of young artists.

And the democratization of art.

No, absolutely.

I get it. You're providing a platform to marginalized talent, the next generation

of artists. I'm just telling you how it works from the outside to the sharks.

Maybe we can talk about funding cycles.

Sure.

So we've worked out a plan for the first year after the launch. I'm sorry.

Can I just say something?

So I got these sneakers on the way down here because

I thought... I don't know what I thought. I thought you'd all be dressed

like fucking Bjork. And I wanted to make an impression.

So, I'm a jackass.

The truth is, I don't know anything about art.

What I do know is how to monetize your concept and achieve the scale it

deserves.

Don't sell your soul to some monolith.

We're boutique. We're light on our feet. We're not the Gang of Four. We're the

fucking Rebel Alliance.

I'm a good guy who knows the bad guys. I've got reach, and I will fight for you

every fucking day.

I'm the asshole who can be your Warhol.

And, uh... Yeah, I just thought of that, so apparently I do know a little bit

about art.

So... What? Talk to me. Talk to me. What do I need to do? Do I need to take off

my dopey sneakers?

No. I will. Seriously, I'll throw them out the fucking window right now.

They're not bad. I'm taking them off.

I'm taking them off. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Here, come on, have them.

Trade you. Woo!

Okay, can we talk now?

Sorry,

so what do you think, miss?

Between, you know, sorry, I'm, you know, I'm somewhat between the devil and the

deep blue sea here because my, you know, my boss downstairs is waiting and my

boss upstairs is him, you know, so.

I've been here three and a half hours.

What do you think? What do you... Do you want...

Yes, sir.

I'll send him in.

Thank you.

At long last.

It's the wheel. It's doing its thing.

Oh, yeah, it's buffering.

Uh, you could try knocking it down to low, low quality.

Mm-hmm. Yeah,

just... It's a... heck of a good head of hair on you there.

I think it's the maternal side that's carried on, so... So I hear you and the

boys are heading out for Tom's bachelor party.

Yes, that's correct.

Roman's arranging. Prague has been mentioned.

I will tell you this much.

pernicious influence on our culture.

He is, to be frank, a cancer to American doctors. A jackal. I don't take these

words lightly, and I don't mean to. Yeah, well, he just lost my vote.

Listen to me.

Do me a favor.

Can you make sure that Kendall doesn't come back in a box?

Okay.

I don't want him showing up dead at the bottom of some French fags pool.

No, absolutely.

None of us do.

Keep an eye on him for me.

Is this something you can do for me?

I hear he's been wetting his beak.

Yes, sir.

In which case, would now be a convenient time to talk with you about a lateral

shift in terms of my position at the company?

Because I'd like to move on from parks and into, for example, digital.

I don't want to mention any names because I... But the culture there, it

borders on the personally abusive at times. Tom?

Oh, Tom.

I didn't know he had it in him. He can be pretty able in that department.

But what I'm doing, sir, is I'm flagging to you that I'm thirsty for the next

chapter. Well, you take care of this for me.

Perhaps we'll talk.

Okay? Done? We're done?

Muchly appreciated.

Muchly.

Time's up.

Time's up for the big media operations that poison the flow and pervert the

flow of information.

I guess we do, right?

You're going to stand there?

In my airspace?

For context.

You're CC'd.

I

can't

believe I'm getting paid to call my dad names. It's so cathartic.

You really think you should do ATM?

Yeah, sure.

Into the lion's den.

He'll attack them.

Righteous, Old Testament, anti-capitalist Gil.

They'll attack us. There's a red in the bed.

They get the viewers and we get the base fired up. No one's minds getting

changed. And once we're through the primaries, we pivot to center. Except

Gil won't pivot.

I'll get him to pivot. I say no more.

Hey, it's me.

Tom, sweetheart. So listen, something's afoot.

uh because we've arrived at the drop-off point for my bachelor party seems like a

change of plan and i'm pretty sure i'm being pranked what's happening hold your

tingling wiener all will be clear soon i don't think you understand how

disruptive it is to be changing the itinerary i don't i don't know what's

going to happen you know but um i've got a feeling it's liable to get a little

disgusting i don't think you're supposed to be telling me this no i just i know

just wanted to flag it and you know Calm the qualms. And because I, for one,

would never... Tom, it's one night. We're both adults. Just enjoy yourself,

okay? Oh, Shiv.

Honey badger.

God, I want to duck myself inside you. Right. So much right now. Yeah, okay. I

love you too, Tom.

Okay.

Now he deems to join us.

Oh! You're late. Yeah, sorry.

I've been a little busy revolutionizing tech financing.

On coke.

Hey, hope not. What up?

So, who wants to fuck a hobo?

No?

Alright, then let's party.

Down there.

What? Wait, no. We're going to a party in the tunnel?

Okay, no, relax.

We're not going to a party in a tunnel. This is just a ruse.

Ron, what is this? Some pop-up shit? Am I gonna need my Central Europe coat?

Tell me what. Now, I'm wearing flight socks and my TSA slippers. Come on. I

know what you're doing right now, okay?

I'm being lured into a tunnel, and then next thing, I'm gonna wake up in Belgium

with no frickin' eyebrows.

Um, you probably want to dump your luggage in the car.

Oh, shit.

Um...

Fellas. Sorry, it's actually a really tight guest list, so... Oh.

Roman? Yeah. It's Matt and Jonas.

It's the fly guys, aren't... They flew in. Roman, relax, okay? We're going to

figure it out. We're going to first wave it. We'll call you once we're inside.

All right?

You know what? Go get some coffees on me.

Thanks. We're good.

I can buy coffee.

All right.

All right, let's go.

Oh, God.

I...

You can't just leave the fly guys.

That's the fly guy code.

Okay,

just leave your phones on and I'll call you. All right.

Five minutes.

It's on.

Oh, man.

Roman, what the fuck have you got planned for me, man?

No.

No, seriously, what have you got planned?

Tom.

Frog fell through and I was fucking busy and I didn't have time to plan but hot

air balloon to Monaco Okay, hot air balloon. Yeah, that would have been

nice. Oh, whoa, dude.

Oh my god. That's a dead rat You guys this is a disaster on the footwear

front. Can I change? It's a dead rat. Just who gives a shit?

Yeah, fine. Thank you. Just keep going. We'll be here. All right. See you over

there Are you gonna be okay around all the?

booze and the coke and shit, because I can just make sure no one does it. I'll

be fine.

Yeah? Thanks, man. Yeah.

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. It's a dead rat. Relax.

I hear you're doing apps.

Yeah. Uh-huh.

I'm incubating.

I'm rebalancing away from crypto into eco. Sounds futuristic-o. Yeah, it's

good. It's good. It's better than being carried around in dad's pockets like

fucking Stuart Little.

Nice pockets.

Spacious.

How is he?

He's... I mean, you know.

Actually, he's got me overseeing the satellite launch out of Tanegashima.

Oh, a spaceship?

Yeah, plus I'm heading up the local deal.

Bob Galpin is selling, and I knocked it out of the park, which is nice.

Good for you, bro.

Yeah, I guess I finally broke out of the cage.

Can't keep a good dog down, right, Ken?

Abandon all hope, ye who enter.

Oh, is this real?

Is this a real corridor? Are we going to an airfield?

Hey, Greg, did I tell you that Willa moved out to Austerlitz?

Oh! Yeah, she loves how quiet it is. She didn't think she would, but she does.

so i for one won't be engaging in any debauchery roman roy and guests that is

correct welcome to rhomboid thank you oh yeah boys we're patching our phones

hey wait hey is this is this actually where i'm going to have my bachelor

party why is it so wet i think there's a big leak somewhere The tough thing is

I've been living on Central European time for 48 hours to ease the

transition. I'm going to be ready for breakfast soon. Well, I don't know if

this is the kind of party with a lot of food.

Roman, I'm sorry. Is this worth having my bachelor party? Hey, Roman. How are

you, man? Hey.

Ken. Long time.

Are we good?

You're my third oldest friend. You fucked me like a tied goat.

We're great.

No, yeah, you're going the right way. Keep going straight.

Kendall, I was going to say, if you need anything tonight, bottle of water, soft

drink, whatever, I'm going to be your mule if you need anything like that.

Actually, you know what? I need something a little off-menu. See if you

can find me some ketamine.

I don't know what that is.

Is Andy here? When do we sit?

Yeah, yeah, all things in time.

Right here.

Sorry.

Oh, well.

No, I'm sure it's going to be great. Thanks, Roman.

What did you expect? Why'd you even ask me, Tom?

Thought you'd rise to the occasion.

Well, clearly I haven't risen to the occasion.

Jen, have a great fucking night.

Oh, Dimitri, how are you? Hey, Kendall, I'll find you, all right?

Okay, this is it.

Yeah.

Cool, right?

Is it cool or is it like total fucking bullshit? Well, what is it? What is it?

It's a physical fun palace. It's basically if you're into it and she's

into it, it's all good. Oh my god, look at this fucking guy with the bird mask

like it's eyes wide shut. Oh wow, eyes wide shut.

Wait, is this gonna be an orgy?

No.

This is not going to be an orgy? Greg, it's not 1997.

It's not this, it's not that. Don't be so binary, Mr.

Betamax. Is it going to be, is it going to be like a little bit of an orgy?

Look, it's basically a collective of hot people and Connor at a party and a

monkey dressed as an astronaut, apparently.

It's whatever you want it to be. It's a fucking sand pit for emergent behavior.

Okay, okay, holy shit. So, so, okay, okay. So does that mean we were able to

fuck here? Yeah, hey, Ken, what do you think of the pussycat? Want it?

Uh, no, not me.

Business is my fucking.

Great, I'll find you a Bloomberg terminal to stick your dick in. Well,

I'm out. In a relationship, girlfriend.

I gotta say, Roman, this is looking promising. This is looking really

promising. I see.

Have a little faith.

Hey, but there's areas, though, right? Neutral areas in terms of it not being,

you know, compulsory to do sex stuff? Yeah. No, great. If you're confused, I

need to have your dick off. No, what did I just say? I already said it.

No,

you're too much.

Angela?

Angela?

Angela? Angela?

Yo. Dust.

Oh, fuck.

What's up? Yeah, hey, what's happening?

Here we are in a fucking warehouse in Sunset Park or whatever.

Yeah. I feel like this is synchronicity.

Yeah, like the universe is telling us something.

Yeah, we really appreciated you coming to see us. Yeah, yeah, totally. I'm

super excited.

Yeah, totally me too.

Okay. Well, fuck yeah. Excellent.

All right. All right.

All right. Yeah.

Yo.

You know, I was thinking maybe one wine, one water is like an informal rule for

the group.

Also, they have risotto balls.

You know, like they're soakers, super soakers.

Ketamine. Greg.

Greg. Got you on.

Come on, man. It's going off tonight.

We should talk. Hey, we should talk to some girls. Hey, little tip.

Ask them where they were on 9-11.

What? If they don't know, they could be under 21.

Well, Shiv gave me a hall pass because we're adults, apparently.

I'm going to blow my lulls, like, multiple times.

Wow.

Yeah, yeah. And what, Shiv has, like, that same arrangement?

She's an adult, too, so.

What? No. No.

Well, yeah, sure. I mean, I don't know, Greg. It's not a competition.

No, no, that's cool. I'm sure you guys have it all figured out.

Romy, what is this?

Molly, happy pills.

Oh, cool.

But I wouldn't. No, no, no, no, no.

Frog time. It's two in the morning for me. I need a little pick-me-up.

Don't. No, dude, I know my way around.

1986, me, a Fleetwood Mac LP in a bag of weed, touch the face of God.

Huh? The first of the evening, the first of many.

Do not do any more of these.

Got it. I'm one and done. I got a lot of shit cooking.

Like, artificial sun, solar cells thing.

Yeah. Listen, man, about the vote and your dad and us.

Yeah. I love you, man, but you know I had to follow the money. You know that,

right?

I get it.

All right.

Hey, why don't we talk in private for a second? Can we do that? We can talk

right here.

All right.

So listen, I have a question for you.

How would you like to be all the way out?

Half a bill for your share of waste on Is this for real?

Yeah, man, I'm feeling fucking generous. That's all and I plumped the pillows and

I've added a little premium Consisting of what straight liquid bullshit.

Don't you worry about it? I can raise it Why would you want to be even more in I

mean the place is a fucking antique and just take the money and get out, please.

I Mean

It's not uninteresting.

Fantastic. Great. So listen, there's a part two to this.

Why don't we talk this over with Sandy?

Sandy Furness?

Come with me.

Come. Okay.

Hey. One,

two, three.

Get him.

You good?

Line him up, please.

These bathrobes are nice.

See these?

Uh-huh.

What's your table linen philosophy?

My philosophy is I literally don't give a fuck, so... So what's that, Nietzsche?

These are what's on our registry.

You should go for these.

Right, you want us to have matching coloring?

Why not?

It'll be sort of horrible and cute.

So when we both get divorced and split...

All our stuff, we can hook up and have the same set.

The full set.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

You know this is just fun, right?

I know. It's just... It's nothing.

I mean, it's not anything. There's no God. There's no anything. There's just

people in rooms trying to be happy.

Right? Right.

Oh, and I suggested to Gil that he cool off on the anti-Waystar agenda on

ATN tonight.

Excuse me?

Yeah, I talked to him about the thing.

Oh, okay.

Well, I did spend quite some time on how it would be very vivid to attack Waystar

at the Waystar network, but... It's played out. It makes it look like we

have an agenda.

We do.

Stopping overly mighty media owners setting the agenda for our democracy.

D.O.J., FCC, Batman, to stop your dad eating the news. Okay, but even if we're

going for that, isn't that some big speech that no one reads?

Can't he just connect to America tonight and forget the base?

Chip, I appreciate you might have split loyalties. Well, fuck you. I'm just

trying to make him win. I don't think he can do both at once. I don't think Gil

can do the base and the rest.

Well, if he can't ride two horses at once, he shouldn't be working at the

circus.

Sandy comes to these. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, he loves sex dude The thing that he

pees through he puts into other people. It's fucking vile and a lot. Hey Sandy

Oh gents, excuse me

And oh you look well, thank you you look

Out of place.

I do like to see the youngster Sprawlick. So you want to talk? Yeah Did

Stewie film you in?

Why do I feel like I'm about to find out you're not my real mommy and daddy after

all look the truth is He wants your piece of pie, but and please don't

fucking blow a fuse here, okay?

The reality is he's already in on way store As in as in Sandy's me, and

I'm sandy We're like a single entity like a creature from mythology.

You know head of a horse dick of a swan

Stewie.

Seriously? I have a shell company attached to his private equity fund.

I'm a parasite on a parasite.

You should have disclosed that to me when I brought you in. You are 100%

correct about that. I should have... You were in a tough position.

Without having to consider whether your dad would want me involved.

He very much would not.

So apparently my girlfriend's having a panic attack. I'm going to let you two

just catch up, though.

Cool?

Story tells me you're getting into tech.

Yeah, I have a fund.

You know, we're niche, but we're engaged.

Just closed a deal tonight, actually. And, you know, I found these four

Stanford grads who are doing these things. It's pretty cool. They have this

cluster of hydrogen lamps.

Wait, let's go on a...

Dude, are you pitching? Did you just pitch?

Where'd you spring from, Heidi? Don't stop. I want to hear the pitch. I might

invest.

We were just talking.

Damn. The enemy just... Hey, Rome, the adults are talking. How about you go

play in the other room?

Hey, Sandy, could I maybe get a moment with you in private? I'd like to talk to

you about how attached you're feeling to your 50 failing local TV stations.

Sure. I'm sure we can find a time. Roman.

Could you maybe back off for like 20 minutes? I don't know.

Yeah? Get us a drink?

I would love another old-fashioned. He would love another old-fashioned. Cliche

that he is. No, that's not going to happen. I know that you and my dad have

been deeply and madly in hate with each other, and you have been for many years,

but I want you to know that I'm my own thing, and I am fully authorized.

I am fully authorized to negotiate on behalf of Logan. Yeah, he's doing

satellites like it's 1985.

Dad's got him holding the plastic steering wheel in the back and telling

him he's driving.

You have to excuse my brother. He's adjusting to his medication right now.

How about you fuck off back to your little gangbang? See this? How he talks

to me? You're embarrassing yourself.

You're family.

He used to lock me in a cage.

What the fuck?

No, that's a true story.

Oh, wait, you're pretending that you don't remember the dog pound.

Are you tripping? Yeah, it was a game. I had to go climb in this big dog cage in

the kitchen and wait for someone to come collect me. Oh, yeah? Well, I don't

know. It might be three minutes. It might be the whole afternoon. Four years

old. I was eating dog food out of a cold tin bowl.

I know, right? They should make a fucking movie of this shit, right?

Excuse me, Dale.

I'll be back.

What the fuck are you doing? What?

No. What was that bullshit? What? Oh, I can't... What the fuck are you doing? I

can say what I want. Yeah, but you... I mean, that was insane.

You're acting insane.

So you just want me to pretend that none of that happened?

What happened? None of it happened. Dog pound didn't happen. I never made you

eat dog food. There was a bowl that was filled with chow, and I couldn't leave

the cage until I finished it. It was a game.

It was a game. You enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. Yeah, as Connor. As shit. As shit. I

enjoyed being in a cage with a leash around my neck for three fucking hours.

Oh, so now there's a leash? Yeah, there was a leash. Oh, great. Get me?

I'm full of shit.

Have fun. Get the fuck out of here.

Asshole!

So

I

got this gelding, right, pressing up ground. You wouldn't believe the size of

this guy's cranium.

Just a big old noggin.

Hey, Tom, can I ask you something?

Do you remember anything about a dog camp from when we were growing up? Sure,

I remember a game you used to play. Okay, so he did. He used to lock me in a

fucking cage. Sure, the big cage, yeah. In your mother's place. The laundry room

in Cheltenham.

Cheltenham? Thank you. You're trying to gaslight me. No, you liked it.

You asked to be put in that cage.

What? Yeah, it was really weird, but I think you enjoyed it.

Okay, so I asked to eat dog food?

It was chocolate cake, I think.

Bullshit. I don't know. No, Kendall locked me in a cage, I went weird, I

started wetting the bed, and that's why Dad sent me away to St. Andrews. No,

Rome, Dad sent you to military school because you asked to go.

Oh, you're full of shit. Hey, that's how I remember it.

So listen, my ranch is completely safe from biological or chemical attack, and

you'd all be welcome. These are your friends, right? Yeah, you'd all be

welcome, anytime, pre or post-apocalypse.

Tom!

Tom! Hey. Hey, have you seen Kendall?

No.

I feel like we should maybe keep an eye out for him.

Damn it.

Tom,

sweetheart, I'm at ATN with you. What's the

least amount of syllables you can say this time?

Well, I just want to just be clear in terms of you and me, is this a quid pro

quo arrangement?

I don't know what you're talking about.

It's just, you know, if I, for instance, you know, if I touch a boob, do you grab

a dick?

I don't know if that's a... Just to get a rough chart of comparison, like from

Fahrenheit to Celsius or, you know, an eye for an eye or orifice for an

orifice. I mean, I'm just trying to get a sense of the parameters here.

Uh, Tom, I can't negotiate right now.

but we know right we just you know sure we know so

you want to run the tree on how personal stuff plays issues issues issues i can

handle a soft self shiv hey kendall just booked a shiv official permission for

having fun amazing so happy for you hey man can i get this uh

again

I've had an approach.

It's kind of a very interesting approach, and I wanted to get your brain

on it. Well, I heard from the girls. The dust thing with the arts? Yeah, I know.

I saw them. It's locked down.

Oh, well, they wanted you to know they loved you in the room.

Right, right.

I just spoke to the girl. We're good.

Ken, they're already setting this up elsewhere, but like I said, they loved

you in the room. What are you talking about?

I think there's other money, and they like it better.

Then we match it.

I tried that already, but seriously, they love you in the room. Will you stop

telling me they love me in the fucking room, Frank?

I heard you the first time.

Okay.

Okay, let me talk to her.

I can fix this.

Yeah?

Hey, hey, can we talk for a second? Can we do this another time?

I just got off the phone to Frank.

What happened? He told me.

I'm sorry.

It's nothing personal.

Listen, I shouldn't be telling you this, but I'm about to land a chunk of seed

capital the size of fucking, like, Idaho.

So, I mean, whatever it is you need, I can make it happen.

Okay? Yeah, okay.

Okay?

So, we good?

You know, it's just not about that.

Then, like... Help me out here, because there's something I'm not seeing.

It's the name.

Which? You mean Dust?

Roy.

Gendel Roy.

It'd be like I was marrying Hitler, and then I'd get to be what, Mrs. Hitler?

Okay, uh, that's not really fair. I mean... Look, that's not me.

I'm not a Roy.

Okay? Not really.

I'm sorry.

It's cool. We just don't want to be Hitler. Can you stop saying fucking

Hitler, please? Like, you don't know what I am. Consensus says you're a coked

up prick who can't shit straight.

You think you're different?

Okay, Angela, you know what? I'm going to be frank with you. All right, look, I

didn't want to do this here.

And I may be being more forthright because of the coke.

I tend to get more forthright on coke, all right? I'm sorry. Okay, look, hey,

listen. Fuck off!

Hey, man, can I get in on this?

I'm joined in the studio by Senator Gil Evis.

Firstly, Senator, welcome.

We really appreciate it.

Happy to be here, Sharon.

I want to just jump straight in, if we may.

Your wife very tragically took her own life 18 months ago.

The warmest of ATN welcomes. I think everybody knows about that, and it's

something I live with every day, but it's not relevant to the issues I want

to explore. The impression you've given is that it did inform your decision to

run. A lot of things inform a big decision like this, but what I want to

talk about tonight is... But it hasn't been long, and I guess that what some

people may ask is what could possibly have caused such a tragedy, and are you

ready so suddenly to turn around and run for the highest office?

Doesn't he have a line for that? That's usually normally okay. I'm focused on

what I think this country needs to do to move to the next... So you have thought

about it, your mental and emotional state?

I think about my feelings like most humans. Oh, no.

It must be incredibly difficult for you as a person who has had to deal with

rumors swirling about the state of his mental health. You know, why don't we

stop playing this game of pretend sympathy where you're just trying to get

your viewers to ask what sort of guy has a wife who kills herself.

You want to make this personal? Let's talk about Logan Roy, shall we? The

paymaster who set you up in this hack job against me today. Oh, Senator, come

on. If you want to know about a person, look at his relationships with his

family. His only daughter. has come to work for me. What does that tell you

about the man?

I'm not the fucking uncle.

So, you don't want to take any more questions, is that it? Certainly not

from you.

Thank you.

Unfortunately, that seems to be all the time we're going to have with Senator

Evis.

Hey!

Jenny!

Whoa, whoa, that's a chunk of Chang you got there, buddy.

It sure is, Greg.

Maybe just ease into that, right? Not all at once.

Can I help you with something, man? What the fuck's going on? You've been up my

ass all night. No, I know, just keeping an eye out for you. I mean, drugs, you

don't know where... Is this Rava?

Did she put you up to this?

No.

What's your fucking deal, man?

Your dad is, I think, a little worried about you is all.

My dad asked you to fucking spy on me?

No, not spy.

Watching. Family style. Watching you.

You know?

I'm about to do these four lines of cocaine to top up the four I just did.

And then my heart's going to explode. So if you want to stop me, be my guest.

I don't do white drugs.

My dad's going to be super disappointed if his son ODs. I know.

So... What

the fuck?

He's counting on you to look after me.

Okay, okay, okay. Stop, stop.

Okay, give it to me.

Go on. I'm going.

Ooh, Greg.

Oh, go for it, Greg.

Suck on those big white dicks, you fucking pervert.

Greg,

you greedy piece of shit.

Oh, my God.

Greg, you total coke whore.

I need to... Should I puke? Not unless you can puke up your entire bloodstream.

Oh, my God, man.

That's strong drugs. I know. I hope you don't die.

Oh, my God. If you do, your heart is going to be pumping so hard, it'll

probably bring you back to life.

Where did he go?

Buckle up, fucklehead.

Hello, Pinky.

I'm glad you kept the date.

Well, family.

How was the play?

Oh, you know, people pretending to be people.

How are the wedding arrangements?

Very exciting.

Yeah, well, I'm excited.

My daughter.

So you saw the interview?

They told me.

You came after the man's wife.

They said.

You're okay with that?

Tell him not to speak about my family, not on my network, not on any network

ever again, or I'll end him.

Oh, yeah, silence the man who says you're stifling this ad.

I'm a bad father?

How dare he?

He's a bad fucking husband. He killed his wife.

Oh, come on, Dad.

What if the acquisitions you're making are actually bad for the country? Meh,

meh, meh.

He's using you. Can't you see it?

Don't let any of this bullshit overshadow your wedding.

The wedding?

The fucking wedding?

Oh, Siobhan, come on. Stop screwing around.

I want to talk about you properly.

Come in.

I'm tired of this.

You have potential.

I've always thought you were the smartest.

Oh, so that's why you tried Kendall and Roman first.

You know what?

I am the smartest.

Which is why I can see through you and this transparent little offer to buy me

off.

I've always tried to do right by you, Siobhan.

And maybe... Maybe I shouldn't have.

Maybe I should just let them come for you.

Like who?

Like... I don't know.

But I hear things.

Are you threatening me?

Absolutely not.

If this is the way things are going to go, then fuck off, Dad.

Then... I'm truly sorry.

So in terms of Shiv, where I've landed is I'm maybe just going to ask for a

handy. Think that's okay?

Don't pre-rationalize. You get off, you eat the shame for dessert.

Wait, her? That one? Yeah! We were talking for like 20 minutes about

financial derivatives, and she just asked me. Oh my god, holy shit. Dad

would go fucking nuts for it. You should do it.

Yeah? Yeah, fuck yeah. I'd be all over that. I'd like... I'd fucking... Ah!

Fuck.

Okay, well... I need something. Do you have a smint?

What? You have a smint? No, just grab your baloney pipe and jizz.

Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Okay.

Got to get the PR.

That's where the real fucking money... Hey, do you think now would be a good

time to sit down with the old fart? Soon. Dude, did you see that fucking guy

jerking off near the fucking hors d'oeuvres?

Dude, that's a fucking health hazard.

Uh, no.

When do you think I can talk to him? I'd really love to hear something to take

home. Uh-huh. Roro, can you just be fucking cool, man? Maybe get a slider.

Ask if you can, like, stick your finger up someone's ass. All right, buddy?

Jeez. Hey, fuck you.

I'm not like your little pet that you get to kick around. Oh, I'm sorry.

Excuse me.

Spacesuit. Bro, you think that I can't make your life difficult, but word in

the right ear, and I could be your migraine, motherfucker.

I came here to talk to the old man on your word, so make it happen.

Okay. Yeah?

All right. Cool.

I tried to hide, but it finds you.

Wherever you hide, the party finds you.

Sir, this is your final warning.

Absolutely. Got it.

Wait, what's happening?

Your friend here keeps telling people he's in love with them and it's making

people uncomfortable.

My bad.

Mixed messages. It's just we share such strong feelings about gut bacteria.

I think I got the wrong end of the stick.

Watch him.

Maybe I should go apologize.

Give her a hug.

My God, dude!

That was insane.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Me and this girl, we go into this side room, and we start making out.

And then I'm touching her, and then she goes down on me.

And then I splooge in her mouth, you know? I know, I know. And get this.

She kisses me and puts it back in my mouth, and I swallow.

Which, the cum?

I know.

So what?

You swallowed your own load?

Yeah, I heard of it, but I didn't know it actually happened.

i haven't heard about it before i have it's a thing there's a word for it i

can't remember what it is right now so hot

when are we allowed to go home we have

cars at five greg i'm having the time of my life this

is nightmarish

You ready for your bachelorette party?

They wear out a marine uniform, so I've come dressed as a political consultant.

Relax.

This isn't real.

Yeah, it's been coming around, which might be a problem for us.

Can I stay?

But with you as a human dog just at the foot of the bed.

I love you, Kenny.

I love you too, man. I'm trying to find this girl, but I think she's trying to

hide from me.

Listen, is there another room, you know, for humping? Because I also lost Roman.

Fuck Roman.

Oh, yeah, well, you know, he was asking about the dog pound. He got kind of

riled up.

Is he still talking about that? Yeah.

it's pathetic yeah yeah he enjoyed it right oh yeah i mean you did too you

know just messing around yeah just messing around dad's theory was you got

two fighting dogs you send the weak one away you punish the weak one then

everyone knows the hierarchy then everyone's happy so away he went no i

gotta keep looking okay hi hey um where were you on 9 11.

you know what uh

Listen, Sandy.

I appreciate your offer.

I'm not getting out.

Okay.

Well, if you think you have to tell your father and get back in with him, then

I... Keep your money.

Keep your money. Bring me in.

We do this properly.

We go fuck my dad together.

Take over.

Leverage buyout. Hostile.

That's a dual stock situation.

That's not going to be straightforward.

Price in the toilet.

Shareholders are pissed.

You and me could force them to the table.

What about the rest of your family? Fuck the rest of my family.

Easy to say.

No one has a clue but me.

I know what to do. I see it all.

We take it apart.

Fuck local TV, newspapers, parks.

You bulldoze the whole fucking shantytown.

We just keep the juiciest morsels, turn the thing from a pot of rotting whales

into one bastard great white.

What's your end?

CEO.

I'm the only one who knows the architecture.

Okay? The emotional corporate architecture.

Well, I could like it.

Stewie might not like it. Fuck Stewie.

Stewie. Stewie will follow the money like a dog in a cartoon.

And you're sure you got the stomach?

Yeah.

I'm good.

Huh?

Oh. Oh. Sorry to wake you. Oh, hey.

Is everything okay?

No. He couldn't catch his breath.

Listen, we've been advised and we are really sorry.

But I don't think it's a good idea for him to come to the wedding.

Oh, yeah. That sounds sensible.

Shiv.

He really is sorry.

Yeah, me too.

Okay.

Bye.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm great.

It's two less wedding dinners for the caterers to have to organize.

I don't fucking know.

And I would be your point man on this, so you would not have to deal direct

with my dad.

So, if we could find a price... But there's potential.

It could happen.

Well, fuck, I'm excited. This is great. This is...

Pure upside.

Thank you. Awesome, dude.

Let's jerk him around for a bit, then throw him back.

This fucking family.

Hey, come on.

How's it going?

Are you psyching me out?

I'm fucking terrified.

Asshole!

Shit.

If the car doesn't come soon, I'm just gonna swim home, I think.

Greg tells me you swallowed your own load.

Yeah, it was... Yeah, it was pretty wild.

It's cool, though, because it's like I didn't cheat, because all the sperm

stayed in my own body, like a closed-loop system, so... It'd be really

nice to see ship. Willa!

Hi, I just want to say I love you.

I love you so much.

What's happening? Where's the car?

Arriving in five.

Congratulations, Tom.

I hear you swallowed your own load.

Yeah, I did.

It's been a really wonderful night.

I would love a chicken pot pie.

Thank you.

Okay, honey. Bye.

Thanks, Shiv.

I'm home.

Still got both my eyebrows.

Oh, hi.

Hey. Hey, you're back. Alrighty.

God, I missed you, honey. God, I missed you.

I missed you.

Yeah, how was it?

With the party?

Well, it was a blast.

Yeah? Yeah.

So, what happened?

You know, just like this and that.

Usual. Normal stuff. Specifically what, Tom?

Wait, what? No.

Shiv, you... I thought you said... Oh, honey, I'm kidding you.

Oh, my God. Okay.

Oh, it's good to be back.

Yeah, Frank.

Those girls from the art thing, I want you to put the word around, they're

junkies. They're sluts.

They're shooting seed capital straight into their arms.

Let's sink them.

Gentlemen, shall we?