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Sorry, I... What's got you so focused?

You forgot how to walk.

Give back!

I... Give it back!

Beg me.

Get off me, nerd!

Lucas!

Don't laugh!

Shut the hell up!

Go pick that ball up, or I'm going to make you regret it.

Let him go.

Oh, come on, Marcus. You mess with him every day. Now you're playing hero?

Only I get to bully him.

Touch him again, and I'll twist your head off and use it as a soccer ball.

You okay?

Mind your own business!

He's right, this is all your fault! And now you're acting like some hero?

Marcus, listen to me.

The person I hate most in this world is you!

Lucas, I bully you because I fucking like you!

Lucas, you're home.

I made you your favorite, hot cocoa.

Spare me the fake nice.

I know what you're doing.

You know?

You're trying to win me over. But let me make this clear.

You will never be the lady of this house.

What the hell is that?

Were you trying to poison me?

Your father won't marry me because of you. If you're alive, I'll never inherit

his fortune.

So I have to get rid of you.

If my dad finds out you tried to hurt me, he'll never marry a psycho like you.

Too bad you won't get the chance to tell him.

Die.

Marcus, what are you doing here? I came down the chimney.

Lucas, I need to explain why I mess with you.

Let go of me!

Okay.

Either I'm dead, or I blacked out at a renaissance fair.

What are you, a flying papercut? Ah, our Prince Charming is finally awake!

I am the guardian sprite of fairy tales.

You awakened me, so I brought you into this storybook.

Oh my god, I look like a rejected Disney extra.

Why am I dressed like Prince Chanum's cousin who sells essential oils?

How can I leave this ridiculous place?

Your Highness.

The king commands you to depart at once to marry the Princess Snow White of the

neighboring kingdom. Snow White?

Absolutely not. I'm gay. I'm not about to drag some innocent girl into a

straight marriage starter pack.

That's emotional terrorism.

You have got to be kidding me. Good morning, Princess Snow White. Sleep

well? I'm a guy. Do you see the stubble? The Adam's apple? The entire mail and

Adamogy package?

Hmm. Yeah, that's not supposed to happen.

Okay, looks like we've got a role assignment error.

Let me file a ticket with fairytale tech support.

Oh, great. So how long is the wait time? Three business centuries?

Why won't this thing come off? I want men's clothes, pants, a hoodie,

literally anything with sleeves that aren't made in. Can't. Your character is

Snow White. Snow White has a dress. It's in the contract.

I never signed anything.

You did. You just didn't read the terms and conditions, like everyone else.

Look. You've got unlimited dresses, fresh options daily. It's basically

Princess Netflix.

No! No, no, no! Stop!

All right.

Ready to meet your Prince Charming? He'll be here soon to marry you!

What? I'm straight!

I don't like men!

Tell me how to get out of this nightmare!

Easy! You just have to truly fall in love with Prince Charming. You're

insane.

Accept reality, Your Highness.

This is the only way you can return to the real world. Fall in love with a man?

I'd rather be trapped here forever.

Princess Snow White, you inherited your father's heroic masculinity.

Princess,

the Queen requests your presence.

What is it?

Oh, my God! Lucas, you're Snow White?

The evil queen?

Yeah, that tracks.

You're dressed like a walking jewelry store, afraid people might miss how

greedy you are?

Oh, my dear Lucas.

In here, I'm the queen. I have everything.

And honestly, I'm in love with this place.

And you are the key back to reality.

So if I want to stay here, I'll have to kill you.

You're sure he's the coldest killer in the kingdom?

Yes, your majesty.

He's the infamous hunter nicknamed Mr. Alpha Male. I hate women, especially

women prettier than me. So Snow White, the most beautiful, cannot be allowed to

live.

Leave your Snow White to me.

Snow White is a man?

A man and he's hot?

Who the hell are you?

I'm your secret lover.

Snow White's taste is a felony.

I get it. You're the Queen's assassin.

She sent you to kill me. She told me to eliminate you. She just forgot to

mention you're a man.

And exactly my type.

I've changed my mind. A face like yours?

I couldn't possibly pull the trigger.

You don't come any closer!

The entire palace is under the Queen's control.

She won't stop until you're dead.

But I can protect you. Whether you come with me is your choice.

You? Protect me? That's right.

I'm the coldest killer alive, Mr.

Alpha Male.

He actually let that little traffic gate issue a kingdom-wide manhunt now!

A princess with an Adam's apple chest hair shouldn't be hard to spot.

For the last time, I am not marrying Snow White. I only want Lucas.

Your Highness, bad news. Snow White has gone missing.

Missing? Perfect. This Snow White has a suspicious amount of testosterone.

Wait, Snow White is Lucas?

I... I can't run anymore.

Hide!

I'll go distract them. You head east and find your fiance, Prince Charming. He

will protect you.

But what about you?

Don't worry. I'm a Mr. Alpha male.

A few guards can't hurt me.

Remember, never enter the Enchanted Forest.

There are seven total psychos in there. Nobody who goes in ever makes it out

alive.

Damn.

He's handsome.

Too bad he doesn't like men.

Wait, does he actually like men or not?

Hey! You ugly freaks! Come and catch me!

Get him!

Damn this dress!

Damn the queen!

Damn this fairy tale!

Princess Snow White, Her Majesty requests your return to the palace.

And what if I say no? Then you'll suffer a little.

Marcus! What the hell is this jerk doing here?

As long as I'm here, nobody can lay a finger on him.

Someone thinks a little too highly of themselves.

What are you doing?

Stop it! Behold the unstoppable secret technique!

Tickle attack!

Are you okay?

You're wearing a prince's uniform.

You're Prince Charming?

No, no, no! If you're Prince Charming, I'd rather die or stuck here forever!

Lucas still hates me. I should hide my identity for now and give him time.

I'm not!

I'm not Prince Charming.

I'm his half-brother, Prince Charging.

Prince... Prince Charging?

What the hell is that? Look.

Bright enough to light a whole kingdom.

That's why they call me Prince Charging.

Even your horse looks gay as hell.

I'm heading to find my brother, Prince Charming.

Why don't we go together?

No thanks.

There are wild beasts around here. It's dangerous alone.

Well, even if I'm wearing this stupid dress, I'm still a man.

I'm not afraid of any beasts.

So,

want to reconsider my offer?

And just so you know, there's more than one snake out here.

Damn it. I might actually need this jerk to protect me.

Fine. Whatever.

Stop! In broad daylight? What are you doing?

Fixing my shirt.

What did you think?

Damn, his body is actually amazing.

If you want to look, you can be bold.

I'd be honored if my muscles have your approval.

Who's looking?

Narcissist.

Then do you want to touch them?

What are you doing?

I know you want me to.

I don't...

Kissing a man actually feels pretty good.

Baby,

open up a little more.

Come on.

No, Marcus.

Thank God it was just a dream.

Lucas, Lucas, get a grip!

You're straight!

Stop having stupid dreams like that! And the guys you hate the most!

I'm straight.

I'm straight.

Being queen feels wonderful.

Even my hair is smoother than before.

The... this is... My hair!

What happened to my hair?

Wow! This means Snow White and Prince Charming have met.

What? From now on, every time their relationship grows a little deeper,

you'll lose another patch of hair.

And when they truly fall in love, your head will become one perfectly smooth

boiled egg.

No! Lucas!

Marcus! I'll kill you both!

Spread my order! Hunt down Snow White across the entire kingdom, alive or

dead! Your Majesty, perhaps the legendary magic mirror could cure your

boldness. Right!

The all-knowing mirror. It has to be able to fix my hair.

Go find that mirror immediately.

I want it brought to me within three days.

Lucas, once I catch you, I'm gonna pluck every single hair off your head.

Look! Is that a princess?

Princess? That's obviously a man. A man who likes wearing dresses.

Hey, handsome, cute dress.

Mind lend it to my big sis sometime?

Just ignore them.

I hate this dress.

Oh, my goodness. Whose daughter is this?

She's so tall.

Mom, that lady has stubble.

Don't say nonsense.

Apologize to the lady.

Wait.

He really does have stubble. I'm a man.

A man in a dress?

Sick. Calm down. Don't bother with them.

Look,

there's a hot girl bathing.

Man, tonight's our lucky night.

Why does the voice sound like a guy? You know nothing.

Androjournia beauty is trending.

I haven't even screamed yet! What are you screaming? I swear I'll never peek

at bathing girls again!

Please stop sending cross-dressing dudes to test me!

I've had enough of this!

Sprite, fairy, whatever!

Just get out here right now!

I want to get rid of this damn dress!

Well, it's not impossible.

Play a game with me, and you can change it. What game? Look!

No way.

Whatever the game is, I won't play anything with him. Hey, what did I do to

you this time?

Then I guess you'll just keep wearing the dress. Honestly, the more I look at

it on you, the better it suits you.

Fine. What game?

Blindfold feeding.

Lucas puts on the blindfold.

Marcus sits three meters away.

Lucas has to walk over and feed the strawberry to Marcus.

That's it? Easy peasy. But you can't use your hands. You have to hold the

strawberry in your mouth. What kind of perverted game is that?

What's wrong?

Scared? Who's scared? I'll just pretend I'm feeding a pet.

Okay.

Where are you touching? Shut up!

Oh my god, does this count as kissing Marcus?

This is a straight man's greatest humiliation.

His lips are just as soft as in my dream.

Wait, why am I reacting?

No, no, no, that's impossible.

What's wrong?

Stomachache? I'm fine. Don't come closer.

Oh, I see what's going on now. Shut up.

You know, I'm actually the same as you.

Take some time.

Wait, does this mean I've actually been turned gay?

Cooled off yet? Time to change the clothes.

Finally! I can get out of that damn dress!

I can't reveal my identity to Lucas just yet. Please keep it a secret from me.

This is getting good! The plot just keeps getting juicier!

Do you think you're watching a reality show?

Hungry? No, I'm fine. Here.

Thirsty? I said I'm fine.

Cold?

Drop it.

I'm not cold.

I've never seen such a beautiful flower. This is for you. Just so you know, this

adorable little flower?

Completely poisonous.

It has no taste at all. I want juice.

Although there's no juice?

Honey water on the house. And trust me, we got plenty.

You're not trying to... Watch me.

Marcus, don't do it!

This is gonna end badly.

Hey there.

They're coming!

It's all your fault!

We almost got stung to death and you're still laughing?

You're still cute when you're mad.

No, no, no.

I'm straight.

Totally straight. From now on, you must stay at least one meter away from me.

Marcus!

At your service?

Pull me up right now!

Didn't you just tell me to keep more than a meter away from you?

This pit looks at least three meters deep, which meets your requirement

perfectly. Marcus, stop messing around!

But you literally make that rule like five seconds ago.

Asshole, just wait till I get up there, I swear!

I'm gonna mess you up!

Why don't you climb up here first, then we'll talk.

Marcus, come back!

Jerk. All that talk about liking me was a lie.

Bullying me at school, and now abandoning me.

I almost believed him.

Crying?

Idiot. Didn't you leave? What are you doing back here? Silly boy.

I'd never leave you here.

Grab on. I'll pull you up.

I've got you!

Aren't you the captain of the football team? How come you're so weak?

Maybe because you're heavier than you look.

I'm literally standard weight. The real problem here is you're weak. Fine, fine.

It's all my fault.

You can scoot a little closer.

Trust me, it's way warmer over here.

In your dreams. I'd rather freeze to death.

Fine, have it your way.

Idiot. Freezing your ass off and still pretending you're fine.

Damn it! Why am I in his arms?

Hmm. No wonder he won prom king two years in a row.

He really is good looking.

You're awake!

I was just...

What the hell are you doing?

Lucas, I'm sorry. I just... Let me tell you, Marcus. I'm straight.

I could never like you. I was just being impulsive.

I'll never forgive you for bullying me at school.

You make me sick.

What did you say?

I said, you make me sick. There is no way I'd ever fall for a jerk like you.

You're right. I am a jerk.

I'm such an idiot for falling for you! Marcus, let go of me! I'm such a fool

for doing everything I could to get your attention, for trying to protect you

this whole time!

But from now on, I'm not going to like you anymore.

I finally got rid of this jerk. I should be happy, but why do I feel so lost?

We need to figure out how to get out of here.

Marcus! I heard you.

Grab it

Thanks,

let's go

Marcus,

where are you?

No, I can't leave you to face this alone

Lucas get out of here. I can't

hold it off much longer, but you what I said before I didn't mean it I lied to

you what I still fucking like you

I've liked you since middle school, and I never stopped!

I'm not leaving you here.

Are you hurt?

No, I'm fine.

Just, my legs are just a little shaky.

He actually risked his life to save me.

After I was so mean to him.

I said, you make me sick. There is no way I'd ever fall for a jerk like you.

Did I go too far with what I said?

If it weren't for him, those scars would probably be on me.

It's ready. You first.

Marcus, I said those things earlier out of anger, too.

I know I was way out of line. I'm sorry.

Lucas, would you just give us a chance?

I don't expect you to say yes right now. I just want to know, is there even a

tiny chance you could ever like me?

How could I ever like a guy?

It should be an easy answer, so why is it so hard to say?

I'm sorry.

I can't.

I'm really grateful you saved my life.

But I'm straight.

And I'll never be anything else. I'm sorry.

I get it.

I respect your choice.

But I'm still gonna like you anyway.

I'm finally free of his nonsense, so why don't feel happy at all?

Get a grip, Lucas.

You're just grateful he saved you. You're not gay.

A glowing flower?

Never seen one of those before.

It smells special.

It's so hot. What's going on?

Marcus.

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

I want you.

You've got a fever?

Why are you burning up?

Lucas,

are you drunk?

There isn't even any alcohol out here. Marcus.

I know you want me. You're not thinking straight. I'm not taking advantage of

you like this.

Don't... Don't what?

Don't stop.

Oh my god.

What am I doing?

Stop. Just stop.

No. I like this.

No. It has to be that damn pollen.

What are you gonna do? Kill me?

No.

You're going to be my servant.

And now I'm ordering you, take me.

Yes, your highness.

Don't touch me!

So now you're denying everything?

You were pretty eager last night.

I don't remember any of it. And if you tell anyone about last night, I'll cut

your tongue out.

This is all that stupid flower's fault!

I only lost control because that damn pollen!

Pollen can't create desire.

It only amplifies what's already there. Admit it, Lucas.

You want me.

Do I really want him?

No. There's no way this bastard turned me gay.

That's Prince Charming's castle. Tomorrow, you'll finally meet him.

Great. After tomorrow, I won't have to see your annoying face ever again.

Why does it feel like my heart is breaking?

That flower must have fried my brain.

I'm just used to having him around all the time.

That's all.

Don't worry.

Once I get back to the real world, everything will go back to normal.

The last glowing thing we found was an aphrodisiac flower.

Don't tell me this glowing water is some kind of love potion, too. Why don't you

take a sip and find out?

Well,

look who finally made it here. You again? Every time you show up, something

bad happens.

Relax. I'm just here for the show this time.

This is the Spring of Desire. If you look into it, you'll see what your heart

wants most.

Oh, yeah?

Then let's see what I want most.

Probably a massive feast back in the real world.

Back off.

Okay. Okay.

No way.

The thing I want most is him? What did you see? Why are you so red? Nothing. I

just saw a beautiful woman bathing.

Beautiful woman bathing? You really are straight.

You can fool him, but not me. I know exactly what you saw.

It must be because I'm snow white. Maybe this body's female hormones are messing

with my head. Stop lying to yourself.

The spring of desire is never wrong.

Do I really like him?

What are you two whispering about? We were just talking about Lucas's deepest

desire. Shut up!

I'm an honest elf.

My mother raised me never to lie.

Please. You're just here for the drama.

What are you two even talking about? Why can't tell me?

I saw us kissing! Really?

Lucas, you like me too, don't you? So what if I do?

I have to fall in love with Prince Charming if I want to leave this place.

Marcus, we can't be together.

It's time to tell Lucas who I really am.

Lucas, wait!

Lucas, there's something I have to tell you.

I'm actually...

Joanna

sent them?

No idea.

But they don't look friendly.

On three, we run in opposite directions.

You think you can outrun them?

Pretty sure you failed P.E.

I was the ten-meter sprint champion in kindergarten, thank you very much.

Your Highness, Prince Charming, we finally found you!

Your Highness!

Your Prince Charming?

Your Highness?

And this is... He's Snow White, my fiancé.

No, my fiancé. Not that either. Whatever.

He's the one I love. He's the legendary Snow White with the stubble?

I don't care if he's a man or a woman.

He's the one I'm going to marry.

But His Majesty has given strict orders.

He cannot accept two men marrying.

This Snow White is forbidden from entering the castle.

That old fossil?

People are out here falling in love with ChatGPT. Lucas is at least a real human

being.

His Majesty also said that if you insist on marrying him, he'll hang your

embarrassing baby pics at the castle gate.

Your embarrassing baby pictures?

Your king's got a pretty good sense of humor.

Wait.

So you were fucking lying to me this whole time?

Lucas, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to deceive you. I was afraid that if you

knew the truth- I finally accepted my feelings for you!

And all this time, you were just making a fool out of me. No.

Lucas, I like you. I would never hurt you. Enough!

I hate being lied to more than anything.

Lucas, I was wrong.

Please, just let me explain.

Hey! Wrong way!

That's the Enchanted Forest!

The Enchanted Forest?

The one no one's ever made it out of alive?

Damn it.

Liar! You kept saying you liked me, but you were lying to me the whole time!

Who's there? Another stupid just wandered in.

Perfect. It's been forever since we've had fresh meat. He looks delicious.

Oh, crap.

I must have stumbled into the legendary seven villains.

God, I'd kill for a Big Mac right now.

Nope, I can't hold it in.

Did you see his face? He went completely white.

You guys are the legendary seven villains?

You ever seen demons this handsome?

We're not demons.

We're victims.

Victims?

We used to be guards for the Evil Queen, but she wanted us to take turns being

her lovers.

Monday through Sunday, no repeats.

We're respectable guards, okay? Not rent boys.

Why would we ever agree to that? So she got mad, threw us into the enchanted

forest, and trapped us here with dark magic.

I can't believe the seven dwarves from the fairy tale actually have it this

rough. We've been stuck here so long, we're dying of boredom.

But hey, now you're here. At least we've got a new face around. What's your name?

Where are you from? Do you have a girlfriend?

Please! That's outdated.

Gay is in now.

So, do you have a boyfriend?

Oh, so there is someone.

No, nothing like that.

Then why are you blushing?

I... I'm hot.

Okay, tell us more.

We have a witness who says Snow White ran into the Enchanted Forest.

You boys wouldn't happen to know where he is, would you? Wait, is that guy Snow

White? By order of the Queen, if you reveal Snow White's whereabouts, your

freedom will be restored.

They know I'm Snow White now?

Are they going to hand me over?

Oof. You're too late.

What do you mean?

Snow White got eaten by a beast the second he ran into the Enchanted Forest.

I saw it with my own eyes. It was brutal.

Total bloodbath.

Want me to take you to the scene?

Though fair warning, you probably won't be able to eat for days.

No, no, no. That won't be necessary.

As long as I've got something to report back to the Queen.

Head back and inform the Queen Snow White is dead.

Hey, they're gone. You're safe now.

Why did you help me?

Because we hate that old witch of a queen.

The enemy of our enemy is our friend.

Your Majesty!

Word from the guards. Snow White is dead.

Finally!

That little noose is dead.

So my hair should grow back now, right?

No, no, no, no!

died. That's because Snow White isn't dead.

Who are you? I'm the all-knowing magic mirror.

Oh, wow, your majesty, that hair is a bold choice. Shut up. Just tell me how

to get my hair back.

As long as Snow White and Prince Charming never fall in love, your hair

will grow back.

I'm going to the enchanted forest and killing him myself.

Your majesty, those three hairs of yours would be gone in one gust of wind.

Shut up. Let me do it. I hate couples more than anything. The second I see

them acting all sweet, I want to lose it.

All he has to do is take one bite of this apple pie, and it's over.

It's been days, and that bastard Marcus still hasn't come looking for me.

Figures. You can't trust a word men say.

Who are you?

I'm the little match girl's sister. The little apple pie girl. Sister?

With those wrinkles, you look more like the little apple pie grandma.

Oh, I have never seen such a handsome man in my life.

Apple pie handsome?

Wow. Smells incredible.

Go on, it's free.

Wait. Apples in fairy tales are always poisoned. You're not Joanna, are you?

Who's Joanna?

In fairy tales, the evil queen dresses up as an old woman and tricks Snow White

into eating a poisoned apple.

Joanna, stop pretending.

I'm not her.

I'm just the little apple pie girl. I know that's your disguise, Joanna.

And your makeup is terrible.

Hey! You can question my character, but not my makeup skills.

Come on, let's rip the mask off her!

No, no, stop!

So, you really aren't Joanna?

I told you I wasn't, and you still ripped my clothes off.

Sorry, I got it wrong.

I offered you free apple pie, and somehow I'm the bad guy.

Okay, okay, don't cry. I'll eat it. I'll eat it.

Lucas!

Lucas! What are you doing here?

I've been looking for you this whole time.

Looking for me? What, so you could keep lying to me? Lucas, can you stop being

impossible for one second? I'm impossible?

You're the one who's heartless, shameless, and impossible.

How am I heartless? How am I shameless? How am I impossible? How are you not

heartless? How are you not shameless? How are you not impossible?

Fine. Even if I am heartless, shameless, and impossible- What are you two doing?

Practicing a damn tongue twister?

Handsome, want some apple pie?

Might help you calm down. I'm not hungry.

Come on.

Eat a little.

You need energy if you're going to keep arguing.

I said I'm not hungry.

Just one bite. God, you're annoying.

Can't you see we're in the middle of something?

Fine. I'll eat it. Happy?

So spit it out! Do you have any idea how hard that was to make?

I pulled three all-nighters on that pie.

Let go.

What are you doing? Let him go.

So you do still care about me. God, I hate couples like you.

Will you two die if you stop acting lovey-dovey for one second? Calm down.

Don't do anything stupid.

You can always make another one.

Seriously? It was just an apple pie.

That was my masterpiece.

I spent forever perfecting that poison blend. Wait.

So you really were sent by Joanna?

Well, obviously.

Why else would I drag myself into this dump of a forest to deliver apple pie?

As long as we're here, you're not hurting Lucas.

I wasn't even planning to hurt him. A man that handsome is practically

endangered.

But the Queen gave me orders.

No matter what it takes, I have to keep him and Prince Charmin apart.

Help! He's trying to stab me! I'm not!

I was just... Please!

As long as I'm here, you're not laying a finger on Lucas.

I... I wasn't trying to hurt him.

I was going to kill myself.

I failed my mission.

If I go back, the Queen will punish me anyway. Might as well end it myself.

Oh, sorry.

My bad.

Well, be our guest.

Wait!

Your job is to keep Snow White and Prince Charming from ending up together,

right?

Then wouldn't poisoning Prince Charming work just as well?

Huh?

You're right!

Poisoning Prince Charming works just as well!

Serves you right for being greedy and snatching someone else's food. That's

what you get.

All right.

Mission accomplished.

What?

You do realize that pie you just swallowed was poisoned, right? Right.

The pie was poisoned!

Water!

Somebody get me water!

I think I'm dying.

Marcus actually took the fall for you.

That is so moving.

Is this what true love looks like? If somebody did that for me, I'd marry him

on the spot. I don't care if it's a man, a woman, a cat, or a dog.

He didn't even know the pie was poisoned. What's so moving about that?

Yeah, but before that, he jumped into that pit for you. He fought a beast for

you. Keep going and I'm going to fall for him myself.

Lying to you was wrong, but his feelings for you are real.

Lucas, just forgive him. Yeah, come on, just forgive him. Alright, alright, I

get it, okay?

Marcus, we just did you a huge favor. So how are you going to thank us? Me?

I'm poisoned.

I'm dying here. Maybe help me first?

Right, he's poisoned. Come on, think of something.

Hmm. But you actually look pretty good. Your skin's kind of glowing. Maybe it

was fake poison.

Worst case, he gets diarrhea for a couple days.

Okay, that's a relief.

Marcus!

Marcus!

Okay, we know you hate him, but this is a little much. He really is poisoned.

Come on, think of something.

I heard my grandpa talk about a miracle cure once.

Hot oil.

Heat kills poison.

This kind of worm feeds on toxins.

If we put it inside Marcus, it'll suck all the poison out of his body.

It says the best way to get poison out... is to literally beat it out of

him. Watch this.

You didn't just break his ribs, did you?

I've got another idea. Enough!

At this rate, the poison won't kill him. You too will.

Maybe there is one thing that might work. What?

True love's kiss.

In fairy tales, Snow White eats the poisoned apple, and Prince Charmia's

kiss wakes her up. Yeah, but that's a fairy tale. This is the real world.

You wouldn't get it.

To me, this is the fairy tale. This isn't just an excuse to kiss him, is it?

Like I need an excuse? We've kissed plenty of times already.

I'm only doing this to save him.

And he still says he's not gay.

Why didn't it work?

Maybe your kiss wasn't heartfelt enough? Shut up! I'm trying to save him! Kiss

him again! Kiss him again!

I refuse to believe I can't kiss you awake.

Lucas, it's no use.

He already missed the golden seven-hour window for antidotes.

He's not breathing anymore.

Lucas, I'm sorry.

We should bury him in the prettiest garden in the enchanted forest.

How could you just die like this?

You said you'd protect me forever.

If you're dead, who's supposed to protect me now?

Marcus, you asshole.

I never got to tell you.

I fell for you a long time ago.

Lucas, the grave's ready.

It's time. I love you, Marcus.

I love you too.

You're not dead?

I woke up the first time you kissed me. Then why were you playing dead?

Because I wanted to hear you say you loved me a few more times.

Marcus! You were messing with me again!

Lucas, thank you.

You've made me the happiest man in the world.

So this is what love looks like.

We're leaving Lucas with you.

You better take good care of him from now on.

Thank you for taking care of me all this time.

Wait! I just thought of a way to get you out of the enchanted forest.

The way is...

Lucas!

You didn't... Finish your words! What was the way out? Lucas, come back!

Wait. Could Lucas' method be true love's kiss?

In your dreams! I am not kissing you! I mean, it wouldn't hurt to try.

Your Majesty!

Good news!

Well? Out with it. Mission accomplished.

Prince Charming is dead.

There's no way those two can end up together now.

Really?

I saw him eat the apple pie with my own eyes. He dropped dead right after.

Excellent. If I can't poison that bitch Lucas to death, then poisoning his

Prince Charming works just as well.

So my hair should grow back now, right?

What?

You say Prince Charming was dead?

I saw him eat the pie myself!

Then why is my hair still falling?

Maybe killing Prince Charming doesn't work the same way.

I'm gonna kill you!

Your Majesty?

Your Majesty!

Where are you? I haven't even told you who the fairest woman in the land is

yet.

Obviously me.

I'm back?

Was... was all of that just a dream?

If all of that was just a dream, then Marcus and I... You damn bald woman!

Get away from me!

Honey, you can't throw me out! You said you were going to marry me!

I like women with hair. I do not want to wake up in the middle of the night

thinking I'm holding a man.

My hair will grow back. The doctor said it's hair loss from stress.

Stress? You use my card every day to buy bags, shoes, and makeup. What exactly

are you stressed about?

If I were still queen, I'd have your head chopped off, you old fool.

Queen?

So it wasn't a dream.

It was real. I wasted years- of my youth on an old fossil like you. You owe me a

huge settlement.

Joanna, you tried to poison me and you still think you deserve a payout? Want

to see how fast I call the cops? You bitch! If it weren't for you, I'd still

be the mighty queen.

Joanna, don't forget.

In fairy tales, the evil queen never gets a happy ending. In the fairy tale,

Snow White falls for Prince Charming.

What about you?

Did you fall for your Prince Charming too, Snow White?

Your father's such an old fossil.

There's no way he'll accept the whole LGBT thing. He'll definitely throw you

out. Queen?

Snow White? Are you two doing cosplay or something?

If I can't inherit your father's money, then you don't get to inherit it either.

Lucas is my son. He's my only heir. What happens in this family is none of your

business. Oh, yeah?

What if your only heir is gay?

You're gay?

I'm not... Not?

Because I heard you and that boy Marcus were all over each other, hugging,

kissing, the whole thing. Shut up!

Dad, yeah, I... Dad, you're not mad? Truth is, I had a

boyfriend when I was younger, too.

What? His name was Tom. Six foot three, eight pack abs, blonde hair, blue eyes,

insanely hot.

Anyway, that's all in the past.

As long as you two really love each other, I don't care if it's a man or a

woman.

Wow,

I had no idea gay was hereditary. Instead of stirring the pot, maybe you

should focus on fixing that bald head of yours. Shut up!

So, what was that boy's name again?

Marcus. I have to go find him!

Hey, nerd.

Lend us some money. Get lost. I don't have time for this. You know who we are,

and you still talk to us like that?

I've dealt with the seven bullies. What are you two supposed to be?

If you're not going to hand it over, don't blame us for what happens next.

Try touching him.

See what happens.

If you run now, you might still make it.

Come on, let's go. He's the football captain.

You okay?

Marcus! I missed you!

Lucas, what are you doing?

Marcus, weren't we together?

Together? Since when were we together? That's news to me. You don't remember?

Prince Charming? The Enchanted Forest?

The Seven Boys?

Lucas, what are you even talking about?

You ate the poisoned apple pie!

I kissed you! You told me you loved me! You seriously don't remember any of it?

Lucas, have you been reading too many fairy tales or something?

Was it all just a dream? It wasn't a dream!

Marcus, think. We went through all of that together. Lucas, I have no idea

what you're talking about.

And I've never liked you.

Then why did you save me just now? If I see anybody getting bullied, I step in.

It had nothing to do with you.

What the hell happened?

Why doesn't he remember any of it?

Damn you, Marcus.

You turned me gay, and now you don't remember any of it.

Your Highness Snow White.

I'm back in the fairy tale world again? You're not back.

I just moved the fairy tale world into your house for now.

Wasn't all of this supposed to be over?

What do you want now?

Relax. Snow White and Prince Charming's story still hasn't reached the finale.

The finale?

Come on, let's see the first ending. You're gonna love this one.

Guys! Thank God!

You guys made it out of the Enchanted Forest!

That's thanks to you, Lucas.

Me? But I didn't even finish what I was saying. You and Marcus gave us hope.

You made us believe true love really can break any curse.

So, we tried the true love's kiss thing too, and the curse broke.

That's amazing!

I'm so happy for you guys!

First ending, the seven boys break the evil queen's curse and win back their

freedom. Hold on, we're not done yet. There's still the second ending.

Second ending, Joanna got exactly what she deserved.

Mrs. Joanna, based on your test results, your hair is never growing back.

No, that's impossible!

Your scalp is severely inflamed. You need to stop wearing wigs immediately.

What? How am I supposed to go out without a wig? Are you saying I'm

supposed to spend the rest of my life as a bald beauty?

Bald, yes.

Beauty, not exactly.

She'd be bald and alone for the rest of her life.

And now for the third ending, the final ending.

Prince Charming is about to officially confess to Snow White. That ending's

probably not happening.

Marcus doesn't remember any of it. Are you sure he doesn't remember anything?

Marcus? I thought you didn't remember any of it. Idiot. I was messing with

you. And you said you didn't even like me. I just wanted to make sure.

I needed to know if you really liked me, or if you were just moved because of

everything that happened in the fairy tale world.

Asshole! Do you know how miserable I was?

I'm sorry, Lucas.

I promise I'll never make you feel that way again.

Lucas, I love you. Will you be my snow wife forever?

Final ending.

Snow White and Prince Charming finally get their happily ever after.

All right. I'm off to mess with the next fairy tale.

See you in the next story.