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Gramps.

mmhmm

Alright, how are you? I'm good, how are you?

I'm good, good.

So, alright, can I sit?

Yeah, go ahead.

Alright, so we were speaking about your piping system and your sprinklers.

Initially, you had told me there was a single leak.

So, there's good news and bad news. I'm very qualified to do the whole job, but

I did have to dig underneath the dirt because there was actually like 10

leaks.

And if you see right here,

We quoted you at a $365 fee,

but this is going to be a lot more expensive after everything.

How much?

Yeah.

We're looking at $110, upwards of $2,000 for the whole job.

I was not anticipating paying that much, actually, so... Yeah, unfortunately,

it's a really big job. You know, it's going to take... A good eight hours.

I don't think I can pay that much.

Like I said, it's out of my reach.

$2,000.

Maybe we can try to figure something out, maybe help you out some way. Yeah,

I'd like to figure something out.

Yeah? Okay.

Maybe like a payment plan?

Something like that.

Yeah, definitely.

So if we divide everything you'll be looking at, Approximately,

we can do like a two-year payment, you know?

It won't cost you that much of debt, right?

Mm-hmm.

What are you doing?

Is this part of the payment plan or what? Yeah.

Okay, so it is my company, so I can make decisions.

We can work something out.

Like what?

It's looking at me.

I think we should actually maybe keep it a little professional.

Let's take the job.

I mean, talk about the finances.

Like I said, it's going to be $2,000 and we're going to divide that by two years.

Is that something that you're able to do?

No. No? Maybe like a three year?

Divide it by three years.

$2,165. I can't think of anything else that I can do.

I mean, help me think.

What do you suggest?

Do I have to make it any more obvious for you?

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm very sure.

Use your fucking camera, Pam.

I'm getting lonesome.

um um

You like that?

You know what? Lay down.

Wow.

Thank you. Thank you.

Yes, yes, yes

Yeah.

What? Are you kidding me? Yeah.

What? No, I'm just joking. I'm just joking.

That covered it. That was awesome.

But you do owe me two payments.

I'll be back, all right? Okay.

That'll be better.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

What's up, guys? How was the scene?

Amazing. Dirty.

Amazing.

Dirty.

Maybe she has to go.

Now you gotta get it all wet and clean.

So this was your first time shooting for Corrupt Smelly?

Yes. And what'd you think? Was it fun?

It was a lot of fun. I can't wait to do more.

You did a lot of fucking just now.

How's your vagine?

Good.

Let me see it. Is it worn out yet?

No.

That's an 18, man. It takes years for us.

We gotta get you soaked up, though.

Okay, be a gentleman and wash your boobs.

What do you think, man? Have some nice boobs or what? Yeah, I'm just trying to

clean her vagina though.

Yeah, sure you're trying to clean it.

I'm gonna pat them wet.

Pat them dry, pat them wet.

Oh, those are natural too.

Big, natural, perky, 18-year-old titties. Yeah, make them bounce.

See the boobies.

Yeah.

They're growing. Look at one.

Oh, they're still growing.

Make sure everything is nice.

There you go. Nice.

You can wash yourself.

That's awesome.

Turn around. Let me get the booty.

Clean my dick with your ass.

There you go.

She's cleaning my dick. That's awesome. Yeah, that's great. Who gets their dick

cleaned? The woman that has it.

That's awesome.

I was the first.

Good job.

You guys like shooting for corrupts or what? Yeah, I love it.

Line up some more?

Yeah. Book me.

Book me.

Bye.

Peace.

Say bye to your fans.

Bye lovely.