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Previously on Crystal Lake. Man-eating bears.

It's exciting.

Keep this to yourself.

You know me.

Yeah, that's why I'm saying it.

Found some remains in the woods yesterday.

Human looks like.

Who's?

That's what we're trying to find out.

How are you, big bro?

Had to go down to the lake today.

Not that boy, he's late again.

Feels nice, right? Getting out and about.

Thank you for never giving up on me.

Never.

Jason made it for me last summer.

Anyway, I thought you should have it. You keep it. I made it for you.

Oh, my God. What are you doing here?

I heard there was a party.

Go home.

What happened?

I don't know.

Did you hit a branch or something?

I guess so.

Weird. Does it hurt?

Not really.

I'm pretty tough.

Creepy, huh?

Let's check it out.

Are you crazy?

When are we supposed to be out here? Well, no one cares. This whole

property's been abandoned for, like, eons.

Come on.

Whoever owned this place, they were probably moonshiners.

Corn and sugar are the main ingredients in hooch.

So I bet this is where they used to store it.

Whatever it is, it smells like butt.

Hey, we could use this place.

This could be our stronghold, like a fortress.

Check it out.

We could have a secret cache, too.

Cache? For food and weapons.

In case there's a siege.

I read about it in my survival guide.

These woods are ours.

We may have to defend them.

Right. From all the invaders.

Don't tell anyone, though, about this place, okay? It's just for us.

Yeah, just for us.

Hello?

So, uh, how about a movie then?

Fist of Fury's still playing at the Rialto.

Didn't you see it already?

Three times. But, uh, you know, it's not like we'd be watching anyway.

That'll be a pass.

Oh, come on.

Give me one good reason.

I'm a grown woman for one.

It's gonna take more than a box of Milk Duds and you fumbling with my bra on the

rock road to get me going.

Want to give me a hint at least?

What else could it be?

I'm just saying it ain't typical behavior scattering remains like that.

There was no scattering.

There was one partially masticated coccyx. No, I don't think that's

accurate. No. Hey, Dorf. Hey, Dorf. What was it your boys found out there? A

femur? M.E. says it was a pelvis.

So, you know, what about some pizza before then? A little assi spumante?

Hold the phone.

What pelvis?

Chief and I found some human remains up off Buttermilk Trail.

Nothing to worry about.

Well, who'd it belong to?

Well, that's the $64,000 question right there.

No one local, that's for sure.

Looks like a bear attack.

Best be careful out there.

Bear? Hold up, Gus. I said the bear had been at him. I didn't say the bear

killed him. Well, you said it was a possibility.

I might be smart to buy some bear spray, just in case. Yeah, I think I'll do

that. Yeah, and lock up your car.

They know how to use the door handles. Oh, crap.

My cousin Jeremiah found one in his Chrysler once.

Newsflash. They don't do shit in the woods.

Hey,

Rita, hold up.

What's the matter with you two, huh?

Trying to get some nookie, and you guys are sitting here talking about pelvises

and killer bears, okay? You're not even supposed to know what we found out

there, all right? Well, I guess you shouldn't have run your mouth then.

That's what happens.

When the government thinks they know better than the regular folks.

Those limp dicks in the capital outlaw bear hunting.

Next thing you know, man gets ate. Damn, Arnie. Okay, no one is saying that, all

right? We're still gathering intel.

My ex's brother lost his right arm to a bear back in 57.

Right up to the elbow.

It attacked him?

No, he was trying to hand feed it.

Point is, North American black bear ain't a creature to be trifled with.

Especially once it's got a taste for human flesh.

Stop.

That should do it.

Well, thank you for coming over and helping me do this. I don't think I

could do it alone.

Shouldn't have to.

You know, um... I kept all my things way too long.

Eventually, they felt less like her and more like anchors, you know.

Weighing me down.

Why do I feel like I'm just throwing him away?

Because he's still with you.

Inside.

And that's a good thing.

But this... This is just a thing.

I think that is everything from there. Let me see.

Did I miss anything?

Looks good.

Oops.

Oh.

Is that a skin mag?

Oh, my God.

Lee is just a boy.

You and the birds are growing up. No, he was still playing with toys. I would put

him to bed, and like five minutes later, I would hear...

I guess I didn't think about what else he could have been doing in here. He

might have just been reading the photo articles.

I mean, this one has an interview with Elliot Gould.

I told you that girl was wild.

You're lucky she ain't dragging you to some kind of swing-a-shin-dig with wife

-swapping or whipped cream wrestling.

Wait, is that really a thing?

These days, everything's a thing. Oh, God, I don't even know what I would do

with something like that.

It's been so long since I've... Oh, you and me both?

I'm pretty sure it's like riding a bike.

All that heavy breathing and pumping and holding on to your life. You know what?

No more Lambrusco for you.

There must have been something to that experience.

Because you're definitely acting... What?

Crazy? I was going to say different.

But I like it, though.

It fits.

Well, a lot of it was nonsense.

Punching pillows and hugging your inner child.

But I guess I just needed something to kind of shake me up a bit, you know?

I've been so focused on Jason for so many years.

Protecting him and worrying about him.

Even before I...

I lost him.

I think I lost a piece of myself.

A piece that I really missed.

I don't know why I took some fake guru out of Sheridan to make me say that,

but... I think I'm...

I'm finally ready.

Ready for what?

To let go, maybe.

You know, start a new life.

Even if I don't know what that looks like.

How long did it take you after Alma?

To get a life?

I think I'm still working on that.

Thanks for dinner.

Yeah, you are very welcome.

You have a good evening, Chief Brooks.

I'm sorry.

No, it's okay.

You know, I felt like we had a moment back there and I just let it walk on by.

No, I'm... I feel it too.

I just... Oh, shit. No.

You're really the only person I have to rely on in this whole town. And if I did

anything to screw that up for us, I just...

I just never forget myself.

I understand.

Yeah.

You have a good night, Chief Brooks.

I'll try.

This way.

Perimeter's clear.

No bed check chargers in these woods.

Just keep your lid on tight.

Forgive me, friend.

Hello Who's out there

The fuck?

Hey, Chief.

Just got a hit on another abandoned car.

What's the matter?

Cold Ford sedan over in Middlesex County.

Middlesex? Yeah.

Tow company called it in about an hour ago. I told them not to haul it out of

there until you get a good look at it. Couldn't give us a lead on Elvis, huh?

Elvis?

Yeah, that's what I've been calling our John Doe.

You know, Elvis the pelvis.

It's a wonder you're still single.

What I got it, thank you copy

It's

a rental car you're missing for a week that someone finally called it in And

the renter company sent you out here to pick it up.

Yeah Did they say who rented it?

They

Company anything.

Hey, man. I just hook and haul this Colombo shit is your trip Do you

remember who you talked to at least I don't know bazooka Joe Not very good at

your job. Are you Gustavo man? It's just a paycheck so I could get on soul train

Oh, shit.

Is that blood?

It ain't peanut butter.

I'm gonna need the number for that rental car company.

Yeah. Yeah, sure thing, man.

Sorry to break it to you, but you don't have a good side.

I'm almost done.

Like you haven't been avoiding me all day?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Barry's car, you little faker.

You're gonna buy him a new window or I'm gonna take it out on your ass.

I don't know, Claudette.

Look at her clothes.

I don't even think she has lunch money.

I didn't do anything.

You know what I think?

I think you're full of shit.

And I'm going to get that mouth of yours back.

Eat it, you bitch!

saw her doing.

Is that true, young lady?

I didn't. She thinks I broke her boyfriend's window and she came in

yelling at me for money.

But why would she be thinking that? Tell us, Ms. Napolitano.

She said I made her leave a high school party the other night, which she was too

young to be at in the first place.

So she threw a shoe at Barry's window and shattered it.

I didn't.

It's sad, really.

She used to be such a sweet kid.

But I'm sorry.

Have you seen her mom? Shut up!

Oh, that's enough, young lady.

Principal's office.

Let's go.

March.

Then he just ripped open his raincoat, and there it was.

Shut your mouth. God is my witness.

Twig and bear is all flapping in the breeze, smacking against his thighs.

It was cold as a mother tooth.

Well, what'd you do?

Girl, what'd you think? I threw my corn dog at it and ran.

Well, leave it to you.

Because I'm in the city damn near every weekend. Girl, I ain't never seen no

pervert. I swear, between that and the man-eating bears running around these

woods, ain't nowhere safe.

Bears?

What bears?

You didn't hear? Chief Brooks found a damn man in the woods. Part of a man.

They say in a bear told him all the pieces.

That's awful.

Do they know who it was?

Probably some hiker out messing where he shouldn't have been.

Chief Brooks will sort it out.

Child, that's a fine man right there.

Maybe I should send my man out to them woods with a jar of honey.

Really? You think I have time for this? You think I like working six nights a

week? I don't, okay?

I don't. I'd do it for you, and this is how you repay me. I didn't do any...

Grace!

Hi, honey. Are you okay?

Ow. It's hurting me. Move your ass now.

Get in the project.

Grace!

What's this?

Bergamotto?

Only the best for my baby sister.

Damn, Lee.

You must really need a favor to bring out the big guns like this.

You know I can take this back. No.

Uh-huh.

You gonna tell me what you want or you gonna watch me eat?

400-pound pumpkin.

Dazzle spectators at a Trenton summer carnival.

I was gonna ask you for some help on the case, but you look like you got your

hands full.

You know what?

Keep running your mouth like that, I'm gonna have Nate throw your ass out.

I didn't hear that, and I'm not getting involved.

Pussy.

I thought nothing ever happened in Crystal Lake, and that's why you like

it. Nothing does, and I do.

But now I got some John Doe pelvis in my woods.

I rent a car that's two counties over that looks like it might have been his,

with a bunch of dry blood in the trunk.

Sounds like foul play.

I don't know just yet.

But it's weird.

Yeah, pelvis is weird enough. I called Hertz, and they told me that the car was

rented from the airport by some cat named Carl Egan, using a company credit

card issued to his sub-son Solutions.

So it's a business trip.

Yeah, except... Substance Solutions doesn't exist.

And the phone number that Hertz took down for it is disconnected.

And none of the airlines have any record of a Carl Egan landing in Newark that

day. Hmm.

Then it is weird.

Like I said, I got an invisible man working for a ghost company that might

have been killed and dumped into my woods.

And you need my help.

You got access to tools I don't.

Database.

Personnel records.

Oh, yeah.

I get it.

I just want to hear you ask.

Pretty please, can you help Lou Oli?

Okay.

I'll look into it. Okay. All right. So get up. Love you. Love you, too.

Lee, work on the case. It looks good on you.

Hey, Ralph.

Come grab a dog.

Didn't know you were joining us.

Not. What's the problem?

Figured you'd want to take a crack at this thing. Yeah, come on. You can help

us track it.

You fools.

You think a bear did this?

The only thing waiting for you out there is death.

Says the town crazy.

Ignore him, boys.

That fool would know a hawk from a handsaw. Huh?

Good afternoon, Grace.

Miss Voorhees, my mom just left for work, but I'll tell you goodbye. Oh, no,

no, that's okay. I just... I came to drop something off.

So, well, this was Jason's favorite jacket, and I found it, and I thought

that maybe you might like it.

Would you like to try it on?

Okay. I mean, only if you want to.

No, that's fine.

Um,

it's nice, Miss Voorhees. Real nice.

It's a little snug.

Well, you can call me Pam, first of all.

And it is a little small, but...

really suits you.

I don't know. My mom gets real uptight about taking charity.

Oh, it's not charity. It's a gift.

You know, you can't go around school in a torn-up jacket.

I know how kids are.

Believe me.

Thanks.

Oh, no, thanks.

Sorry, it's not always this messy.

My mom's been...

Working a lot you should see my house when I get busy. It's like a bomb went

off Have

you eaten?

I'll make you a little something

Hey. Look at this.

Do I even want to know what the hell's going on here? Chief, Deputy Dorfman

told us about the bear.

The one mauled that hiker.

Did he now?

Terrible thing.

Real tragedy.

But it got us to thinking. Let me stop you right there.

The last thing I need is a bunch of drunk fools making trouble for the local

bear population.

The last thing we need is a rogue predator preying on our children.

Is he eating children now?

You're not from these parts, Chief.

So, forgive me for saying, you're out of your element here.

I suppose that's possible, Hamish.

But I'm the one that's wearing the badge.

The badge!

That belongs on my boy's chest.

I'm going to make this real simple for you.

Nobody's hunting a bear, today or tomorrow, without a permit or permission

from yours truly.

The fact is, there's not a shred of proof that a bear has killed anyone.

That's not what Dorf said, Chief.

Well, the gap between what Officer Dorfman says and what he knows is about

as wide as the Grand Canyon.

Takes up as far then that way.

Now I'm gonna need y'all to get on and let me do my job.

Y'all hard of hearing?

I said go the hell home.

Now!

i suppose that's that then yep nothing we can do i guess

let's

go boys

I heard what happened at school with Claudette.

Was everything okay?

Uh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, it's really no big deal. Yeah, I was just surprised is

all. I thought you guys were friends.

What happened?

Um... Everyone thinks she's this perfect princess,

you know, but... But she's not. She drinks, and she cusses, and she could be

a real bitch.

Sorry.

But... If people knew what she was really like...

And... And the things she's done...

I... I just think that

people like her, they shouldn't always get away with everything.

Kids can be cruel especially to the kind-hearted

I'm not kind-hearted You're the

only person who saw Jason for who he was inside Most of the adults around

here couldn't do that I Liked

who he was

Me too.

Hello.

What's going on here?

Did she get in trouble again?

Jesus Christ, Gracie. Oh, no, no, no. She, uh... I found some books in the

cafeteria, and I thought they were hers. She might need them, so I just dropped

them by.

What did I tell you about leaving your things around, huh? This girl's a

goddamn space cadet. Oh, no, no, I'm sure she didn't mean to.

Oh, I have enough shit to deal with as it is.

And if I don't go back to work in 20 minutes, my boss is gonna can my ass.

Have you seen that cash bag? I swear to God, I left it somewhere around this

table.

Get your ass over here and help me look for it. This is all your mess around

here.

This is what happens when you leave your crap around, right?

Clean it up.

Is that really necessary?

I'm sorry, what are you still doing here?

Huh?

What, did I ask you to make my daughter a sandwich?

Or for your advice on how to raise my kid?

Huh?

I'll just be going.

Sorry for the intrusion.

Yeah, I bet.

When I get home, this place better be spotless.

What is that?

Did your mother do that to you?

Don't say anything.

Please.

Don't just make it worse.

Grace!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Be careful with that thing.

I heard something in the bushes.

Oh, ain't that sweet?

Blow it out of the sky, ain't it? That's a prize mount right there. I'll up your

ass with a can of gas, you old fart.

Will you two stow it?

I got something.

Bear shit.

Still fresh, too.

We got tracks over there.

Heading up to that reach.

We'll follow the tracks you two here split up flank to either side of that

reach yeah That's boxes sucker in blocks of it

I Think I'm just gonna yeah

Baby Jesus, that stinks.

Gus?

Gus, that's you.

Oh, I see you, you stupid beast.

You think you can help smart me?

I'm the law out here, you son of a...

Enos, where are you? I think

I hit it!

Bye.

I am myself to

no one else.

And no one's heard at all, not even myself.

You're like a bad penny, aren't you?

I just came to talk to you.

I don't got nothing to say to you.

How the hell you get in here anyway? The doors are locked.

Or is that your thing? Barging into places where you're not wanted?

Valerie, I'm not lying.

I see how hard you work and what you're going through.

I know how overwhelming it can be at times.

Lady, I don't know what you're jabbering on about, but I don't need your pity.

I'm just saying I know what it's like to raise a child on your own.

My Jason was everything to me.

And sometimes I would lose my temper with him, and I'm not proud of it.

But the isolation and the frustration, I know

what that's like.

But Grace is a good kid.

And she's at a very delicate age. And you need to be gentle with her. Don't

you dare talk about my daughter. And don't act like you know me.

You and I got nothing in common.

You don't even know how lucky you are, do you?

To have the privilege of watching her grow up.

To see her make friends.

Fall in love.

I would give anything for that.

Anything.

Yeah, well... Life sucks.

What are you gonna do?

Well... To start, you're gonna keep your hands off of Grace.

What?

Who the hell do you think you are?

My father used to hit me.

And he thought that it would make me obedient, but it just pushed me away.

And if you keep doing what you're doing, you're going to lose her. Get the fuck

out. She's a good and sweet kid, and she deserves... Bitch, I am not messing

around.

She deserves better than you.

You listen to me.

My Gracie is tough as nails, thanks to me. She can take on anything.

This world throws her away, thanks to me.

Maybe if you raised your kid right, he'd still be alive.

Go back to your sad little house, your sad little life, and stay the fuck out

of mine.

Or else I'll call the cops and tell them that a crazy lady broke into my

restaurant and started making threats.

You're not gonna do that.

Oh, what? You're gonna stop me?

If I have to? If I have to.

I just wanted to talk.

And you had to be cruel.

All you people, you just push, and you push, and you push, and you think

nobody's ever going to push back, but you're fucking wrong.

I couldn't save my son, but I can save her.

Did you ever read about a frog who dreamed of being a king and then

became one?

Well, except for the names and a few other changes, if you talk about me, the

story's the same one.

But I got an emptiness deep inside that I tried, but it won't let me go.

And I'm not a man who likes to swear, but I never cared for the sound of being

alone.

And I have lost and I can't even say why