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(doorbell rings)
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How you doing?
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Bonnie, come in.
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Buenos días, Marta.
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Gracias.
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I don't think
she trusts me yet,
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but we are gonna
get there.
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Were you by any chance your own
lawyer in the divorce?
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Well, the divorce isn't final,
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but my nuts are in the vice
and the wheel is turning.
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But, uh, make yourself to home.
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Let's crack open
that brain.
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You seem to be in
an awfully good mood,
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given you live here.
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I'm streamlining my life.
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Low drag, high performance.
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Even got rid of my car.
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How are you getting around?
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You see that
little scooter outside?
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I thought you said
her name was Marta.
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(laughing)
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Delightful. (chuckles)
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Oh, how I've missed you.
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No, I got an electric scooter.
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It's all the transportation
I need.
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So you're planning
on dying alone?
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Again, zing! (laughs)
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No. Bottom line, I've realized
that happiness
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isn't about having stuff.
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It's about not living with
a woman who hates your guts.
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But enough Trevor,
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let's get to the Bonnie
of it all.
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Well, I went to the doctor
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and got some
pretty terrible news.
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Turns out I'm half an inch
shorter than I used to be.
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Just from aging, I guess.
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Oh, that's no big deal.
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Are you kidding me?
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My height is 75%
of my personality.
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I always tell people I'm
five-foot-12, that's my joke.
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What's funny
about five-11-and-a-half?
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Looks like
you're downsizing, too.
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(chuckling)
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You know, I don't find you
as delightful as you find me.
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(children squealing,
splashing in pool)
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You hear that, too, right?
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That's the Little Minnow
Swim School next door.
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It's a beautiful sound,
isn't it? (chuckles)
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They're still so full of wonder.
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Are you on medication?
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Little bit.
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The only good news
is now I know
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Trevor's not a
registered sex offender.
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I mean, they'd never
let him live that close
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to a swim school.
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Was this
a real concern?
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I'm trying
to make lemonade, Christy.
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I'm worried about the guy.
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I'm worried about my therapist.
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Is that the way
it's supposed to work?
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Nope. The minute you start
worrying about your therapist
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or hairdresser, it's
time to move on.
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I'm just impressed to see you
genuinely care about someone.
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Right? My empathy
is off the charts lately.
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Maybe I have a brain tumor.
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Look, if Trevor's
interested,
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I could try to
soundproof his place.
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You know, acoustic panels,
that sort of thing. Caulk.
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What'd you say?
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Caulk. Caulk,
with an "L."
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Oh, God, I'm lonely.
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Ah, look, Marjorie's here.
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Ah, let's focus
on Marjorie.
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Hey, so, did you get the job?
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No. Turns out I'm not
Teen Gap material.
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I'm so sorry,
Marjorie.
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Wow. I really meant that.
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I should get an MRI.
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As a nurse,
I think you're okay.
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Why didn't
they hire you?
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Yeah, same reason every
other store in the mall
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didn't hire me.
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'Cause you're so old?
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Because of my criminal record.
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'Cause it goes back so far
on account of you being so old?
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Well, why are you telling 'em
about your record?
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'Cause it's a question
on the application,
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and I don't want to lie.
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Oh, come on.
The only time you don't lie
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is if they ask your weight
when you're bungee jumping.
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Oh, my poor friend Karen,
may she rest in peace.
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I might be able to help you get
your record expunged.
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What kind of charges
are we looking at?
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You all know I
robbed a bank.
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Okay.
A federal offense.
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I do like a challenge.
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And then there was the arson,
the counterfeit money,
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and the countless bomb threats.
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It was a
different time,
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and our cause was just.
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Wait, you can
disarm a bomb?
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'Cause that's a job.
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What do you think, counselor?
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Get that done by the end
of the week?
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Yeah. It might take
a decade or two.
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Which Marjorie doesn't have,
'cause, well, you-you know why.
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(mouths)
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I need a job now.
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Are you open to transporting
medical waste?
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There's a small chance
of infection,
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but it pays okay, and they
let you keep the safety goggles.
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How about food delivery?
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Everybody that brings me
my sushi
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looks like they just
got out of prison.
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That was a popular job
at the parole office,
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along with welding,
ditch-digging, and, of course,
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ticket-taker at
a parking lot carnival.
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What am I saying?
You can't travel with the cats.
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(laughing)
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I could put some acoustic panels
on this wall,
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not very expensive.
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Although the kids are
pretty quiet right now.
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They're on juice break.
Give it a minute.
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When the sugar kicks in,
it's Black Friday at Walmart.
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And I could put some shelves
on that wall.
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It might make the place a little
less... hang yourself-y?
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It is a tad spartan.
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You know,
what would warm it up
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is some pictures
of friends and family.
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I need to get some of those.
Pictures?
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Friends and family. (chuckles)
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That can't be true.
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Sandra got 'em all
in the breakup.
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How does my mother
take her side? (chuckles)
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Sorry.
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That's a kick in the Chiclets.
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You don't have any guy friends?
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Not really. I tried to chat up
the fellas in the scooter store,
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but they're pretty cliquey.
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Oh, come on.
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Well, look, I-I work from home.
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I mean, the only people
I see all day are my clients,
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and it's not like
I can socialize with them.
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I mean, they're crazy.
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I don't know, man. It sounds
a little like excuse-making.
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That's what Sandra used to say.
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Also, "Why can't you be
more present?"
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I sit and listen to people's
problems all day long,
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and then I'm supposed
to listen to hers?
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I'm sorry, Sandra,
but I'm tapped out!
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Hey-- oh!
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Are you okay?
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No, I am not okay.
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You have no idea
how bad this carpet smells.
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How'd it go with Trevor?
You gonna do some work for him?
I think so.
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Did he talk about me?
He's not supposed to talk
about me. What did he say?
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He pretty much just talked
about himself.
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Wow. Secret life of Trevor,
even better. Spill it.
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No. I don't think
I should do that.
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Oh, come on. I got to have
something to ponder
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while Wendy's sharing.
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Honey,
I can't tell you that.
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Why not?
It would be a total breach
of carpenter-client privilege.
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Damn it, you're right.
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Guess who starts delivering food
tomorrow for the Hunan Palace.
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Yay!
Congratulations!
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They didn't even
ask my name.
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Just wanted to know
if I had a car.
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So everybody order
food tomorrow,
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because I want to get a
good rating on the Yelp.
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Totally not what that is
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or how it works.
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But let's all get together
and order.
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Chinese food is better
when you share.
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It's true. Can't get
moo shu for one.
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Sure, you can.
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You can.
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Buenas noches, Marta.
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Hola, Tammy.
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Is he home?
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Is everything all right?
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Trevor?
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Hey, buddy.
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What's going on?
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Hello.
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Well, if it's cool with you,
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I'm gonna turn a light on,
all right?
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One, two, here she comes.
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(shuddering)
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What the hell happened?
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My scooter
couldn't take the hill.
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I fell over and I got chased
by a dog.
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I ran past
those cliquey scooter guys,
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but they didn't help.
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You got any Bactine
to take the sting out?
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The sting is the only thing
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that lets me know
I'm still alive.
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Right. Uh, okay,
super exciting.
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The panels come in cloud,
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bone and ecru.
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I think I should live
on Guernsey Island.
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It's in the middle
of the English Channel.
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I could raise tomatoes and
wear a thick woolen sweater.
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That sounds real nice.
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Hey, Bonnie, you super busy
right now?
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So I figure,
why am I not smoking?
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I mean, I could go out
like Harry Dean Stanton.
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How long has he been
in this state?
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A while. He checked the price
of tomatoes online,
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and then it was
"Katy, bar the door."
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Okay. Trevor.
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Let's take a
breath here.
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Did you ever
stop to think
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that maybe all these things
happen for a reason?
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That you're exactly
where you're supposed to be?
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I'm supposed to have no love,
no reason to live?
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I was supposed to fall off
my scooter
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and get chased through
some sticker bushes
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by a Schnoodle?
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Schnauzer-poodle,
not typically aggressive.
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This is a journey.
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You're just...
you're just...
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I don't know, I'm tapping out.
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Tammy, program stuff, go.
Oh, uh, okay, um, ooh!
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Uh, do you have a roof
over your head?
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It leaks.
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Do you have food
in your refrigerator?
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No. I was heading
to the grocery store when--
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well, you know
the whole scooter story.
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(crying)
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Okay, Trevor, I have had
it with this pity party.
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(grunts)
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That was my sore ear!
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(crying)
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Should I hit him again?
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Maybe try the other side.
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(crying)
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00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,381
Marjorie really should've
been here by now.
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I'm getting a
little worried.
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Well, I'm getting a lot hungry.
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I may lash out for no reason.
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Well, wouldn't the reason
be because you're hun...?
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Shut up!
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All right, I've got a
three-pound cowboy ribeye
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that can feed me
and... one of you.
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We ordered Chinese.
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Yeah, we're supporting Marjorie.
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(whispers):
I'm in.
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Let's check on her.
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(phone ringing)
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What?
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Hey, Marjorie,
it's Christy.
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I know!
254
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,080
We're just wondering...
255
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,416
I'm three orders behind
and I'm lost.
256
00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:10,044
Well, don't you have GPS
on your phone?
257
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,547
Oh, I used to,
but now I can't find it.
258
00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:16,217
Well, didn't you think
to test it out before...?
259
00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,886
Maybe we could give
you a hand there.
260
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,721
Do you see
any landmarks?
261
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,472
"Free Chihuahua puppies."
262
00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:23,850
Is that something you know?
263
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,226
She really didn't prepare.
264
00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,061
I heard that.
265
00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,855
Are you eating
our food?
266
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,815
My blood sugar's in the dumper.
267
00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,443
I can't go home, I can't go
back to the restaurant.
268
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,111
I'm in hell!
269
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,113
Medium rare
sound good?
270
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,744
How's he doing?
271
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,538
Sitting, rocking, a
little light mumbling.
272
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,915
He went out for
some fresh air.
273
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,207
What are you doing?
274
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:49,417
Making tea
out of saltines
275
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,419
and a bottle
of Texas Pete hot sauce.
276
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,633
Nope.
277
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,593
(children clamoring outside)
278
00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:01,888
Who takes swim lessons
on Wednesday night at 8:00 p.m.?
279
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,390
It's free swim-- I peeked out
the window, it looks pretty fun.
280
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,392
Wish I knew
how to swim.
281
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,602
You don't know how to swim?
282
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,896
Mm-mm.
I don't know
how to swim.
283
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,025
Anyway, we need a new game plan.
284
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,610
Everything we say
sets Trevor off.
285
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,487
Well, does he like beer?
We could get him some beer.
286
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:18,821
Do you think Marta
would have sex with him?
287
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,114
That's nature's beer.
288
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,616
It's possible she already has.
289
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,326
There's some weirdness
between them.
290
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:26,579
TREVOR:
Hey, kids, just
'cause it's free swim,
291
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,289
doesn't mean you
need to scream
292
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,375
your stupid
little lungs out!
293
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,294
(water splashes)
294
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:34,587
Does he know how to swim?
295
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,467
Wear a silk blouse, I said.
296
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,427
No way will I get stuck in a car
297
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,681
that smells like
a hot day in Beijing.
298
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,641
Okay, it's gonna
be a left.
299
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:47,892
The first left.
300
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,228
First left.
301
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,980
That left!
302
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,606
Okay, we'll circle back.
303
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,774
What the hell, Marjorie?!
304
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,817
Wendy!
305
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,193
You gave her ample warning.
306
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,779
I'm sorry, I
got flustered.
307
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,322
So we're gonna
circle around.
308
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,116
With a right turn.
309
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,617
This right turn.
310
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,119
Right turn.
311
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,578
Right turn here!
312
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,622
(tires screeching)
313
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,624
Just so we're clear,
314
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:15,003
we're all gonna die
so Marjorie can make $42.
315
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:22,343
Little bastards
pushed me in the pool.
316
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,428
You kind of
had it coming.
317
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,804
I'll get some towels.
318
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,514
I don't have any towels.
But how do you not...?
319
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,307
Don't make me explain!
320
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,643
Uh, how about
some paper towels?
321
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,896
Ooh, that's a lot of chlorine.
322
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,815
Probably a good thing--
evidently Sandra
323
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,483
got hygiene in the divorce.
324
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,651
Here you go.
325
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,701
Please, God.
326
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,036
Let this be bottom.
327
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,254
Hey, come on.
328
00:13:58,254 --> 00:13:59,338
This is only temporary.
329
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:00,339
Eventually you're gonna,
330
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,507
you're gonna clean yourself up.
331
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,594
Maybe get a haircut,
uh, some towels.
332
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,554
Maybe some dignity.
333
00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,347
You know, before you know it,
334
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,849
you'll meet someone new.
335
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,142
(scoffs) Why bother?
336
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,770
New woman, same old lies.
337
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:17,273
(singsongy):
I don't know,
Marta's kind of cute.
338
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,317
I listen to women all day long.
339
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,402
I know how you people work.
340
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,570
(clears throat)
341
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,864
When a man cheats...
342
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,033
he just cheats, okay?
343
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,701
It's ugly, but we own it.
344
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,578
But when a woman cheats...
(chuckles)
345
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,205
it's always the man's fault.
346
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,373
"Oh, he-he didn't respect me.
347
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,541
"He ignored me.
348
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,710
"Uh, he didn't meet my needs.
349
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:41,255
I had no choice but to do
what I did in Palm Springs."
350
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,925
Hang on, I'm no therapist,
351
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,718
but I think it's been a minute
since a man "owned it."
352
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,222
We have to catch you, berate
you, listen to you deny it,
353
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,890
and then, two
months later,
354
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,266
we're finally out
having a nice dinner,
355
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,185
and you burst
into tears and say,
356
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:57,897
(crying):
"I was weak!"
357
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,899
Look, I appreciate
you trying to help,
358
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,317
but there's really no point.
359
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,902
I'm done-- I'm done with women,
360
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:06,072
I'm done being
a therapist, okay?
361
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,116
Rotten kids!
362
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,455
You're-you're quitting?
363
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,416
I have nothing left to give.
364
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:20,169
Wait, wait, when's
the last time you ate?
365
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,004
Do cigarettes count?
366
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,381
Only if you're
a supermodel.
367
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,133
Or a junkie.
Word.
368
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,509
Hey.
369
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,177
Why don't we order
from that Chinese joint
370
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,429
Marjorie's working for?
At least we can do her a solid.
371
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,765
Great idea-- hey, Trevor,
you like Chinese food?
372
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,183
It makes me puke.
373
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,102
Oh.
374
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,895
Well, we're getting
Chinese food.
375
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,900
(phone chimes)
376
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,777
Got two more orders.
377
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,779
Doesn't anybody cook anymore?
378
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,115
What's happening
to the American family?
379
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,325
So, back to the restaurant?
380
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,327
Yep, left turn here.
381
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,623
See? How hard is that?
382
00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,376
It's different
when you're under pressure.
383
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,836
It's like watching Jeopardy!
384
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:05,131
I can answer all the questions
if I hit pause.
385
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:08,134
Not if the question's
about driving.
386
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,766
Oh, I don't know what made me
think I could do this job.
387
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,852
You're gonna get
the hang of it.
388
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:20,688
Let's, uh, let's
knockity-knock on this door.
389
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,398
No, this door, Marjorie.
390
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,482
This door.
391
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:27,028
You forgot a couple of bags.
392
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:30,072
I brought one, too.
I'm part of this.
393
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,199
Where the hell have you...?
394
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,241
Oh.
395
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,701
What are you doing here?!
396
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:34,785
What are you
doing here?
397
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,704
I'm helping Marjorie.
398
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:37,872
I'm helping Trevor.
399
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,917
Wait, this is your Trevor?
400
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:44,212
Come in, just don't make
any sudden moves.
401
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,049
Hey, guys.
402
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,550
Do you come here just
so you can feel better
403
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,761
about where you live?
404
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,846
Food's here, and,
uh, four alcoholics
405
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,389
I've never, ever
complained about.
406
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,268
Hi, I'm Christy.
407
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,020
Bonnie's daughter.
408
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,398
I am so grateful for all you've
done to make her more tolerable.
409
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,942
Christy, the man is
practically drooling.
410
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,902
He doesn't want to chitchat.
411
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,821
Oh, why don't we set
this up in the kitchen?
412
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,574
Hold on, this isn't
Trevor's...
413
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:16,494
Oh, shut
all the way up.
414
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:19,455
Oh, here's your receipt.
415
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,707
Oh, uh, right.
416
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,209
Here you go.
417
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,585
I can't take that.
418
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:27,463
Oh, I think I have a dry one
in my other pants.
419
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,715
No, the food is late
and it's cold.
420
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,635
And I ate a couple
of your dumplings.
421
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,596
Trevor, Marjorie's been going
through a rough time lately.
422
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,640
Tonight is her first night
at a new job.
423
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,267
Yeah, and the last.
424
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,811
I was an idiot to think
that I could handle this.
425
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,396
This is why tribes
used to leave
426
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,816
old people in the
wilderness to die.
427
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,109
Wait, "old"?
428
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,235
You're not old.
429
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,320
That's what I always
tell her.
430
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,990
Hey, could you get me
something I could choke down?
431
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,199
Maybe an egg roll?
432
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,826
I want the egg roll--
no, oh,
433
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,869
you can have it,
you can have it.
434
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,830
Have a seat.
435
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,748
This is so
embarrassing.
436
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:06,294
Well, I'll try not to lord
my perfect life over you.
437
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,670
Fair enough.
438
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,755
Listen, I have worked
with a lot of people
439
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,757
who have needed
to reboot their lives.
440
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,427
It is not easy...
441
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:18,597
to reinvent yourself
no matter what your age.
442
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,974
What happened
to your knee?
443
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,893
This hasn't been a great
night for me, either.
444
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,854
But let's talk about you.
445
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:28,316
Bonnie mentioned that your
husband passed away recently?
446
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,318
Last year.
447
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:33,738
That's one of the hardest things
that a person can go through.
448
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,073
I thought so...
449
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:39,410
until I tried to
deliver Chinese food.
450
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,126
(knocking)
451
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,629
Come on in.
452
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,799
Hey.
453
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,718
Looking good in here.
454
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,928
(whistle blows)
(children clamoring)
455
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,974
Check this out.
456
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,854
(outside noise lowers)
457
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,190
Whoa.
458
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,483
Tammy does good work.
459
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,817
So do you.
460
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,444
Marjorie's still got the job.
461
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,363
She has to take Wendy with her,
but she's still got it.
462
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,031
(chuckles)
Listen, uh,
463
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,199
I need to talk to you
about something.
464
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:20,326
Oh, you don't need
to thank me.
465
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,328
But if you're looking
for a gift,
466
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,788
I do like aromatherapy.
467
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,081
You say that every week.
468
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,333
Yeah, and yet
no bergamot candle.
469
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,711
Listen, it is not ideal
for a patient to get such
470
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,338
a revealing view
behind the curtain
471
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,173
of their therapist's life.
472
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,800
It's affected our dynamic,
473
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,427
so I've put together
a list of referrals.
474
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,472
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
pump the brakes, shrinky dink.
475
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:46,227
You can't dump me
after all I've done for you.
476
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,896
I'm pretty sure I can.
477
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,357
Look, up until now I've been
on the fence about you.
478
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,776
But now that I've seen you
at your worst--
479
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:56,070
that was your worst, right?
480
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:58,406
I hope so.
481
00:19:58,406 --> 00:19:59,532
Well, then I'm more
sure than ever
482
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,117
that you're the shrink for me.
483
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,326
Why? Because you get me,
484
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,578
as only a ruined
human being could.
485
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:05,871
You sure?
486
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,373
Absolutely.
487
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,375
Okay, good.
488
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,712
So, now that you've met
all my friends,
489
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,714
was I right or was I right?
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